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duz it wurk on spam? do want!!!
yes, we’z all gonna become rich . We gotz teh Nigerian emails. We gotz teh lottery winnings taht we neber entereded. We gotz the bank accounts ze neber heard ob…..
Adn nao we can has noo jawb maylin stufz fur sumbummy adn mayk mucho deneero…
ANNOUNCEMENT
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We interrupt this thread to announce that on Wednesday, September 10, on the 4th lolcat of the day (see times below), will be the first ever (on this site anyway) ‘Dark and Stormy’ progressive story. The rules are simple:
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The story begins ‘It was a dark and stormy night…’
Each person adds a paragraph or line, lolspeak is optional
Responding to your own post is a no-no but multiple posting is encouraged
The story is limited to 50 entries, perhaps less if nesting becomes a problem
The last person to post must end the story
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I will start the story and try to incorporate the lol posted. Beyond those mentioned above, there are no rules! It works best if you enter the paragraph number in your post so we can keep track of where we are. Don’t forget to ‘refresh’ (F5). Try to keep lols and comments within the story to a minimum in order to preserve the flow. And remember to use the ‘Reply to this comment’ feature so your post doesn’t get lost at the bottom of the page. WP may eat your post but don’t worry, it will likely show up later and still make sense!
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4th Pic 9 AM ICHC
8 PM TTI
3 PM EST
2 PM CST
1 PM MST
noon – PST
If you have questions or comments you can email me at yahoo dot com. We now return you to your regularly scheduled lolcat.
Ohai, Goosi, ai aks awn urlyur fred wut if: 2 oar moar paost at saim tiem? folo tawp wun oar beddur wun? Split nd hab moar dan wun sroty? Maibe awl midul nd no endz? ai finkso Aahz sed maik shur tu refrch b4 yu paost nd kepe numburz az we goze. wil be muxh fun. ai wil problee be sum lait, az uzul. but wil be maiking shur ebreefing iz daikorus.
Adn we gawt beeg thingees tu boot.
Does u rly want someone booting ur thingee?
Um…ow…no! There awr web sites fur dat tho…
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Sew ai’ve herd.
is 5-way makramay!! drinkies an nomnoms on me! an haz fun at teh tybooteek!!
Take That
Shred Shred Shred
Ai want wun!
N I’ll get teh toidy paper too!
pls to keep arms and legs owtside uv teh machine if u wants to keep ‘em
ohai leeza-b, i anwerd yoo a kwestion on teh resuci – resysit – cpr thred bowt abatars.
Runz on cheezburgrs, not lektrissity!
Oh, gud. smallur carbun paw print.
Tween him and Misser Dursley, Harry will nebber git hiz ledder tu Hoggwortz!
Teh owlz haz wayz uv gettin ‘rownd teh obstakulz, aifinkso.
ai has a grate mental image uv teh letters all flying into Privet Dr. and teh kitteh positioned rite inside teh door shredding laik mad. aunt marge will nawt allow a kitteh in teh hawse, ifinkso, just look at her reeackshun tew goggie ripper.
I has two systems, need starter instructions.
Nawt seccund: Steps on tailz.
Nawt nawt sekkund, point in general direksun ob mailbox.
basement cat shredds hiz way oudda teh baysement?
Will werk fur gushyfudz.
We interupts tis LOL for a job annuncsment.
Lukking for an ebil sinetist to help in ruling teh world. Sumfing lyke this wun:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8RRagZFyIQ&feature=related
Ai am definityly interested in ruling teh whirled, if ai can has a goverment grant. k?
Yu can apply retroaktivly fr wun from yrself, wunce yu r ruling teh world.
Promise nawt to let yr brane drayne?
ooh, ai neber thought of taht.
*straightens lapels of lab coat*
*polishes glasses*
ai is ready.
::putz cork in side ob PDB’s hed wayr brane draynes frum::
You’re awl set!
*taykes Phillipe’s arm*
Then yu r hired! Come, let us haz a martoonie or two nd diskuss our plans.
*goes wif him to martoonie bar, finking that teh plan for wurlld conkwest iz wurking so far.*
Hey!!! What about me?!! I’m the Ebil guy around here!!!
*Skulks away, muttering*
RassinFrassin Cheez Peeps…
I’ll show them…
YOU’LL SEE!!!
Oopsie. DID flare-up. ’twas I, not Maus.
Boy! That really takes the drama (pron. drahmah) out of my little snit, doesn’t it?
Ai haz a skerred nao!
Not to worry little one. Just “blowing off steam” as ‘twer.
G’nite all. Maus and I have to finish making dinner for Mrs. Maus. See you all tomorrow. TTFN!
Aww, Ebil Maus, u an Maus r maykin dinnur fur Mrs. Maus? Dat iz sew sweet. Mrs. Maus iz berri lukee. U bedder watch owt, yr nice guy syde iz showin.
tribble, wedder Ebil Maus bein niec awr nawt depenz awn hao gud himz cookin iz…
*takes the arm of teh bloned in bloo*
why yes, lettuce find a quiet spawt for drinking and tawking
*orders martoonis, shaken, nawt stirred*
my, but yew are stirring 2night, Ms. Blonde in Bloo
Kitteh wants to fold, spindul and myootilate!
Conga rat shred layshuns!! Luuks lyk we gotz a 5 wai macramay!!! R we awf tew teh ty booteek?
Lass wun der iz a shreddid papur
Oar an orehgawmi egg.
I hab nebber been dere befoer! I here storees, but ken onlee imajunn! I noe dey has tyes, but mebbeh bowribbenz for teh gurlies?
*jumps inna konga line hedded to teh TB*
“la la la la la Hey!, la la la la la Hey!”
tehy haz anyfing yoo kan imajin at teh ty booteek!
Nd yu ken goze enny tiem, nawt just wen yur part ub a tye.
Shredzilla!!!!!
Hims haz good stickers.
Do not want! O.o
Neu systim bees energee-saiver: Noes battriees oar lektrik-powure rekwired;
Caire necessessary wen iynsurting junque mayle: keap fingures kleer frum slot, at leest 2 foots awaiy!
(Cum tuu fink ovvit, iyt wuud bees beddure tuu maike papure airplaynes aowtta teh mayle, adn jes lob thems thru teh oapenyng: eliminaytes a lawtta triypes tuu teh ER!!)
But in ER, we woulds meat Dr. Tinycat! He’s KY-OOT!!
Kitteh looks not happie
Shoot her!
Shooter? Yes thank you. Ai’ll hab uh kamakazee.
Eats, shoots, and leaves.
Panda?
hey dad, have you ever hear a rabbit bark?
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no, son, rabbits don’t bark!
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but it says right here in my school book:
rabbits eat leaves and bark!
taht iz wun ov teh bettr books aiv read aifinkso
Kitteh luks liek hi enjoiz hiz werk.
Iz thair sikstee day tryahl vurzhun I can sees?
1 small problum wiv teh dezine, ifinkso – shreddur shreds alla mail, notz onlee teh junk mail!
Bills too? Eben Bettur!
Yup! – “Noe!!!! Ai nebber reseaved dat akkownt! Ull hav tu mail it agin!”
I am afraid of catzz like zis
yeh, tohse are sum feerse poynty endz!! but dont wurry, if yoo are not junk mayl, dis wun not shred yoo
Mr. Ilarjis, I doan fink I has seed you aroun before, iffen yer new den welcomes to ICHC! I lykes yer skirlol abatar. I yam embarassed to admit that when I kliks on yer bloo name, I do nawt recognize the langwij dere. If it isn’t too rood, kin you tell me ware yer frum?
OOO!!! Himz bee MITEY HUNTER!!! Ai senz himz awl mai billz n jukee mayls n NEfink ai dons wany dat fits inna slot! Mus feedz MITEY HUNTER so himz nots eets us!
Swordfish? yea dats the password, but remember the fish.
tihs kitteh looks verree deter mind an comp a tent in dewing job well fur all teh pretty wuns. good job, kitteh!
I has a prior art.
Let me show you it.
Dave’s not here!
No Man, itz me, Dave.
lemme in! aye fink de cops seed meh!
test
hi dere peoples i’z a kitteh fan