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by da way da litterboks iz full.
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@@@@@ Gud wun LCB!!!
Thx! It was a dark and stormy insight.
LCB, yur geenyus bringses me out frum lurkdom to say – Ding ding ding!!! Laydees an gennlemens, we has our winna! Gud show, Madam Buggler! Remines me of teh old days, wen we had votin burgers, and not so much drinkses and danses. (oops, that juss slipped out, sorry….)
*blush*
Thx, cratz! I needed a good word just then.
Teh old days was grate. Teh new days is not bad, neither. Just gotta draw some peeps out a little to get to teh good stuffs.
seeingz how well yr ushual M.O. werks, mebee you can borro de lurky peeps & take them out to da light?
p.s. brilliant nawt sekund.
I’m wif cratz – nao DAT iz a grate way to start a thred!
Cheers to LCB and her mega clebber bwain!
*bowz down to LCB’s nak fur kwik-finkin*
Gud wun, LCB! @@@@@ x elebenty
At first I thunk u sed u were gonna blow down my back for luk. Er, no offense, but DO NOT WANT!
yah, i furst thotted she wuz brethin down yr nek.
Aw, duzn’t cry LCB!! u b at deh top uv dhe 4-way ty!!! off 2 deh ty-booteek wif awl uv u. I heer Gibbo b habing a fres stock uv shinee thingz frum Sparkyzmom.
Oooh! Shiny!
And, um, u’ll just leave teh stuff out on teh counter, unsoopervised, rite? I knoes itz free but itz moar fun if I think I’m steeling it.
I learnt that from teh kittehs.
howie mandel ref FTW
I was thinking moar Lesley Gore, akshually.
Although I must point out that that song has always beed a oldie to me. I is a sweet yung lolcatburglar.
trudat, but howie did arooteen yusin his lil bobbie voice (Bobbies World tee bee show) adn dat wus teh puntch lyn.
I never sawr that. I only ever seed him on St. Elsewhere and one ep of his game show, and that only because a friend of a friend was a contestament. She didn’t win elebenty gazillion moneys but she payed off her stoodint loans.
took me twenny years toodoo dat!
*whispurrz 2 krelm* the song of ref begins wit the line
“Nobody knows where my Johnny has gone”
& ther4 sew ape pro poe etc
Apropoo?
yucca knot qwit cannula?
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{{{{{{Esme}}}}}}
kitteh sez “dis roll of TP? Noes, I had no plans fer dis roll of TP, noap nawt me”
Yoo wuld cry tu if kitteh had taken ober yor bafrum and yoo had tu goe nummer tu.
First, there was the best, best lol of all.
Then, there was your caption.
It just doesn’t GET any better than that.
*MAKE MY DAY*
*HEDDESK*
An inspired comment! L LOLed/
Wud u liek sum fresh lidder?
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Responding to your own post is a no-no but multiple posting is encouraged
The story is limited to 50 entries, perhaps less if nesting becomes a problem
The last person to post must end the story
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The story begins ‘It was a dark and stormy night…’
And then the author was killed in a gangland-style killing. There were no further posts and the killed was never caught. The end.
“Suddenly, a sequel rang out.”
Teh naytives r gettin restliss…
Unbeknownst to the lusty lads and lasses of ICHC…
Di sumwun say naytive?
Dark and stormy nights definitely maik meh restliss.
Ai lub teh funder and liteneeng.
adn the peasantz aer revolting.
Yu kin sai dat agin! Dey stinkz on iycee….
I thought we were an autonomous collective.
“I”m going to go and ask the driver what’s going on” came Hermione’s voice
“Not here!
I’M sitting here!”
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(sed Harry onna trayn when teh Dementorz showeded up, an alsew teh kitteh onna potty!)
it was a dark and stormy nigt … a boor slamed,a maid screamed,amd a pirate ship appeared on the horizon..
peanuts ref? snoopy teh goggie writin hiz novel?
mai qwestion iz…I thawt de progressibe storee wuz on Tewsday’s 4th lol, naow itz on Wennesdai? wai de change? Aye’ll be workin den but jus kuriouz.
teh orijinul anownsmint taht it wuz on toozday wuz mistaken. iz on wensday. dont wurry bowt missin it, tehse fings tend to oberflow teh bowndareis an go on az long az tehres still peeples hoo wants to play
“His rosco barked twice followed immediately by the unmistakable thud of a body onto hardwood”
But aiz nawt gonna cleen it fur yew.
Then ai shred awl yor toilet paper, jes tu maik sure.
mai mai dats an naughty fing fo a kiteh to do..
Wow!!1! Dat kitteh is givin’ teh krap nao!!1!!
better nawt leave teh seats up
Kitteh sez, “Stop poopin’ in mah drink waters!”
oh hai NC66. you awl moved yet?
Ai doan noe how yoo did dat, but N-E-way…Oh Hai amandakat! Ai nawt kwite awl moobed in yet. Ai habbin sum werk dun awn teh starecase, and ai kin nawt fit awl teh boxes in teh garahj where teh werkers awr putting dayr power tools.
glad 2 heers that u be progressin. naybors know you go to guy fur de homless kittehs yet ? they will knoe sune!!
Um…uhparentlee wurd haz gawt arownd tu the kidlets. Ai noa hab 2 nu addishuns tu teh howshold. Skippy and Kimba. Dey awr clawzet kittehs wurse dan wut Noey eber wuz. Datz OK tho, ai breeng dem owt wen eberywun iz gawn, and wii pway wen noe wun iz watchin.
Shhh..doan tell awn dem
It haz falvr. NO WANT!
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Adn smells. HEY! hab goggies bin in here?
An’ yew sez “MY boks stinx” Boy…you dont no NUFFIN!:-p
yr littr bowl
i has it
I fink we canz shairz it? Jus hasta make sur dat we haz paiper seet. Pofided bi managmnt fur ur protaction!
you want papur seet, lemme get wun for you.
oh sry, i shredded it. Lemme get another wun.
ohno, shredded again. Wun more tyme
ah crap, so sry…
Oh Hai! Wood u bringz mii uh magazeen? Fanks!
Catmoplotan?
Feline Fancy?
Good Kitteh Keeping?
Washington Purrst?
Tabby Guide?
Kitiots guyd to liftin seetz adn flushin pleez. If u haz it.
o, BTW, now u has to watch mii when I doez mi thing on this box…
whenevver ai run into tihs at mai haus, ai sez “no no kitteh, taht MAI litterbox”
kwick aside – went and saw teh movie “Bottle Shock” and am still mezzmerized bai mai boifren Alan Rickman speaking…FRENCH…ooooo….
kin ai goes to teh naughty barn wif him??
Alan Rickman?
WANTS!
Himz iz teh seksi!!!
just want him to tawk to me and mebe cut my hairs,(would like to inspect teh soles of his FEETS
yew shud heer him speaking french – a LOT uv it – an ai sekkonds him kut mai hairs, an have him gibs me a footee massage, an….
nebbermin
(skulks off to N. B. to search for mr. r.)
We seed him in “Les Liasons Dangereuse” (sp?) yeerz ago in TTI – frum teh frunt row. Himz wuz rite ober us — speekin English but wif a Fronsh accent. Purrrrrrrrrrrr. Yeerz later wen ai saw him in “Die Hard,” ai kud nawt figger owt why ai kept seein him (in mah mind) in fancy Fronsh clothingz & frum an odd angle. Tuk a wile to member dat we seed him in teh play.
purrrrrr….woulda loved to have seen im in that play…lucki yoo! him is berri berri delishus!!! i mai have died frum bein sew close tew him….sigggggh…..ur so lucki….
i fink him iz a regyoolar on teh staff tehre, along wif daniel craig in a speedo (hoo for a long tiem wen peeplz wuz talkin bowt him i kept confyoozing wif LARRY craig, teh congressman wif teh, um, unorfodox men’s room syle
)
ewwwwwwwwww larry craig iz banned fourebber frum teh nawty barn, aifinkso.
ai fots ai sawed sumwum sneekin awf wiff mr r wunse.
alsow in teh moovee he’s driving around in a….r u reddy?….GREMLIN…wiff his hedd plastered up against teh rooff!
alsow had sum uv teh ugleeist 1976 fashuns taht neerlee maid me an mai fren skreem wif recognisshun! leezure soots! uglee tais! bell bottums!
Daniel Craig: DO WANT
Larry Craig: DO NOT WANT – EW PLEH PLEH PLEH
i kno. tahts why i so embarrused taht i gotted tehm mixed up, an finked taht anywun wuld want to staff teh nawty barn wif larry craig. eksept in an ironik, faseeshus, post-modurn sort ob way.
huh huh huh
you sed staff
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larry craig
staff
nawty barn
n e wun?
Weirdo’s
him gibs me hawt flashez! an alsow makes me purrrrrrrrrrrrrr…..
Kin sumwon spare a skware?
Who u thinks we is here, Willyum Spareskware?
“O tollet roll, tollet roll,
Where’s ya at now, tollet roll?“
Hoo u callin a tollet roll?
Oh, er, um… that’s “tollet roll” from teh Armenian. It means, um, “rly nice person who won’t spike me when they catch me.”
*smiles engagingly*
uh-huh. ennyone got a r.o.l.e.x to sell LCB?
LOL leeza!You watches Elane on Sign feld lots,rite?;)
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Assurrtibb Kitteh
claymzz noo terreetioaree. Willz
himz Hewminz reevoaltz?
Noo terreetoaree iz
t3h Besstesst! Lawtz ubz lawnng
sawfft stuff 2 playz wiff
Assurrtibb Kitteh
woodz naow lykes sum prybasee.
Oapunnz doar layturr
Jack.
*clappin floofy pawz fur Jack*
standin on chare an clappin boff pares ub floofy paws fur jack
bwavo
all yor toylet ar belong to us
NOES!!
den i hab to us teh porta porty….
teh nex stage ob kitteh’s ebil wurld-dominashun plan is suksessful!
Oh,and by the way:
U gotz to buy manlitta.
u no clean mah litter box, u no get to poop!!
naow, show meh ur moves…
hey human! guess what i did!
Sum ob teh peeps in teh degrees.info ad luk like dey noe dis kitteh.
Ummm, welllllll, errrr; Ai doan fink teh kitteh wil bees utyliyzing teh terlet veree muches, becuz teh lid ar cloased;
But i reely gots to gooooooo
OMG…. I’m laugh/crying! this is hilarious!!!!!!!!!! LMAO…..
LOLOLOLOLOLOL THIS WAS AWESOME!!!!11!!!!!
HOW DID U CUM UP WITH THAT
HA HA