resusitayshun kitteh
resusitayshun kitteh cheks fr breethin furst
u shud teech dis kitteh sum pointers.
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ten begins CPR
den teh pashint realizes dat kitteh tung dusnt taste vewy gud
i tink maybe she got SpLORTED an we ju cant see teh hole wif branes hanging out
den teh kitteh mite wanna noo hyoomun.
der handie fur noms and littur changuz.
rofl, FTW!
Akshulii kittoon tung DUZ tayst gud. Jus ask kittoon.
(Eggspeshulii aftuhr teh TOONAZ!)
GMTA, sairys conga rats awn bein top uv teh macrame
tytytyty, i needed sumwun to pick me up today, i wuz feeling down in teh doldrums
oh an by teh way, i no hav skool tomorrow so me will be at teh storytelling at teh 4th lol of teh day
…… 
….. (i get happier the mor i tink aboot et)
I has a jelus! I has to be at wurk. I can not play. Sigh.
(psst – lotta times, teh fun goze on eben aftur teh Offishul Ending. liek wen we haz races to see hoo gets top commint an haz bestest racing conveyance, peeples show up three or for or fibe howrs later, just to joyn in teh fun
)
den him duz CPR
Can you hear me now?
Hmmm… Sounds like the ocean…
Blow in my ear, and I’ll follow you anywhere…
Warez mai trumpit….
Sheez ded Jim!
lets bring in BLowhorn KITTEH!!!
Dangit Jim, I’z uh cat, nawt uh dokter…
Here, annipuss, use my air horn.
Thx, LCB dat will sabe mai breff – it’s in short supplie at teh momint!
ohai lcb, my hunnert-dollar twol camed in teh mayl yestirday – yay!!
yor customer-serbice kittehs did a graet job!
Yay! I’ll make sure they gets a bonus in their paydish.
Plz to send a picshur of u and ur towel? Or u can rite a product review. Or both!
umm, i can has hunnert dollar towel coupon?
U can use coopon code “CHZ”, same as in town.
(Hunnert dollar towels are wondermous in many ways but their bestest feature is that they donut cost a hunnert dollars.)
ty, me not know dat
Prawmiss?
Laugh In ref….FTW!
annie annie r u alrite?
LOL!!!!
Chorus:
Annie, Annie
R u alrite?
Wii must resuss
Yoo tonite!
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Ower grade depends
On compreshuns mennee,
First adn last must
Be rock-steddee
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Chorus
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We’ll be markt awn
hao well we blow
Inflayt dem lungs!
Nawt 2 mutsh tho!
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Chorus
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We blow adn press,
Adn awn we go
In gud rithm
Keep dat flo!
Sabin libes is wut we do,
Just sownz sillee in classroom!
yays, sumwun got my refrenz
Iys her alibe???
Kitteh iys wun ov Dr. Tiny Cat’s internes.
sumwun cawl 911 (ai fink teh number iz 9 elebenty)
don’t furget to chek fur hareballs aftur resusitachun.
i LMAO leeza-b, oh an like i said abuv, maybe she sported cuz a black kitteh just outside teh photo
blak kitteh? Whare?
*titens chrg just in case*
cpr, i noes it!
Cat Petting Repeatedly?
My owners made meh taik uh class.
My sirtificat. Let me show it tu yoo.
CALL 911
mebbe hooman cud breeth if u weren’t steppin onna throat!
cleer teh airway! cleer teh airway!
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oh. iz mai fawlt, sarry…
Yup- ai agree! Him luks liek mai Sammie – him wayz 17 poundz so if hez on ur chest u shur cant breeve !
Kitteh iz frum teh CCC!!
a fren ov serchanreskew kitteh probly
Ene frend ov serchanreskew kitteh iz a frend ov maine!
Plz tu use mint. Kthnx.
Dis kitteh noes pinch iz gonna hurt! Dem poynty endz iz poynty.
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Mebe dat keep teh kitteh frum habbin too do teh mauf too mauf, jes pinch de nose and VOILA! De hooman iz bedder!
hoo needs deh smailling saltz wif pointy end fings arownd?!?
Hay, aye cahn heer de oshun!
OH NOEZ!!!
Ai fink hoomans tailing skecrets. Kitteh neber tail.
::whispers::
Goggies gawt WMDs. Tell teh udders.
teh goggies r 2 stoopy 2 tayke over teh wirld. tehy will need teh kittehs 2 halp.
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kittehs can haz teh braynes, goggies can be teh brawn!
Datz why dayr danjerus. Wepuns in teh handz ob stoopies warrants close monitoring.
oh!! uv corse, u iz rite.
::whispers::
Downt panic. Deh goggies b watchins us.
iz okay. deh kitteh rayded dem las nyte. kitteh maks wurld saf.
::nonchalantlee waves tu goggies::
*if ai didn noe bedder, ai wuld fink dey were up tu sumpfing*
*dat wun right der haz a phunnee luk awn hiz face*
Oops. Nebermind. He jes coughed up uh milk carton. Guess goggies idea ob uh mass distrukshun iz tearing apawt teh garbuj.
MacGyver goggie meks WMD frum cawfee grouns, string & ol potayto peelinz.
goze in wun end, gets processed, coms owt teh ovver end in dedly form
**Psst** Hammerman’s after Maus! Pass it on…
::whispering::
*O.K.*
*wait*
*who’s Hammerman?*
Sooper-obskyoor refrintz — lessee hoo els mite b noein it…
(doan cheet n Googlol it, tho)
ok – ai admit – ai cheeted – noa ai haz uh duh.
Ai won’t reveal it, butt why wuld Hammerman be after Maus?
Becawz himz naym is Maus?
Mel b noein da ref, I finksew…
…
K, naow, I goez ahed n givz it awai…
Luk up da buk “Da 18th Emurjinsee” oar da ABC Aftur-Skewl Speshul teebee shoa “Psst! Hammerman’z Aftur U”.
Da frayz “Psst! Hammerman’z aftur Maus! Pass it awn” b frum doze stoareez…
{{{{{Aahz}}}}}
{{{{{Cheezfrenz in jenrul}}}}}
I sorta hazza leg up awn dis wun — I memberz win da wun wuz awn, but mai membree nawt dat grate. I botted uh klekshun uv DVDz wif bowt 30+ eppysoadz uv da Aftur-Skewl Speshulz 4 mai kidletz, n “Da 18th Emurjinsee” iz wunna dem. Mai owldist boicat liekz dat wun da bestist.
…
Sew, az kidletz happin 2 dew, himz playd it obber n obber n obber … sew I noez it pirdee whale bai naow…
…
{{{{{MelONyx}}}}} {{{{{CheezFrinz}}}}}
Noa ai haz uh dubble duh.
I fot you meant Stanley Burrell.
*psst* – lunarmommy reported dat goggies gawt deadly gas! Pass it on…
or, um, don’t, plzkthnxwherzmygasmask
blarg i ar ded
*steels back lunarmommy’s hunnert dollar towel, returns it to stock*
Ai hoep u will mark it doun as slitelee yoozd
No, I marked it up because it is now “As Seen on teh Whirled Famous ICHC”
Yeh, but it wuz wif lunarmommy win herz wuz egg-spoazded 2 dedlee goggee gas! Da towl gotted summa da gas onnit…
O, ur rite!
*hastily changes towel description*
“A feast for all teh senses! To die for.”
Teh myff iz troo! Kittehs will taek ur bref!
Tehyre nawt kyoot – tehyre KILLURS!!!
**drops troll mask an runs awf**
Ohai, rhsb….hao r u todae?
wow, whayre did ebberybudy go? ai sees taht rhsb runned awai frum beein troll, but mebbe ebberywun else went off to lunch?
Zzzzzzzzzzz….
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kay hooman, naow wisper de sekret KFC recipe 2 meh
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzz…..flower, wadder, soylent green……..Zzzzzzzz
FTW!
*ooh luk! Wut an interesting mask*
::dons troll mask::
There’s no way this human knows the KFC recipe.
What a farce!
hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/K/KFC_SECRET?SITE=KNXAM&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT
::takes awf mask::
U beetid me 2 it, nc66 — I reedid dat jess uh lidul wyl agoe…
…
Doan tayl LCB — herz mite wanna C it inna lyt…
Rumor haz it dat Bo Dietl neber showed up at hiz destination.
*ai jes made dat up*.
I hoap LCB hazn’t upgraded to kidnapping.
See? kittehs alwaize kno. Dis hooman bribed Bo Dietl wif de floofy bebe kittehs & iz naow in pozzezzion ob de sekret recipee.
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Stripey kitteh wil get de sekret uzing sulbimininal methods
zzzzzz…tel meh de sekret…zzzzzzz
zzzzzz…u kno u wan 2 tel meh de sekret….zzzzzz
zzzzzz…tel meh or u getz de pointy endz inna noze….zzzzzz
zzzzzz…flower, wadder, soylent green….zzzzzzz
Remind meh neber tu cross kittehs.
Oh wait…datz wut mai shawk collur iz fur.
ummm, es dat teh kitteh z’s or teh hoomun z’s?
hooman sleepin, kitteh uzin ebil sublyminal wispering tekniqe 2 fin owt sekret. joak nawt wurk sew gud huh? o wel, aye’ll keep trine
no dats alrite, i get et
i wuz jus buggin ya 
*hedbonks* sairys
U is bein a noodge today. Why u is being a noodge?
i dunno, me is depressed… an bored, i dont mean too
whispurrs: wat iz a noodge? all i kno is dat its problee not a gud ting…
O, it just meens someone bein ornery.
Sry u has a depressed. Peeps here can cheer u up if u lets them.
o hai sairys – u has a grumpee 2?
i had a grumpee but nawt aneemore!
*hands sairys berry speshul hawt chokklit (w/ Tia Maria)*
ty, i hope et will halp
Soylint Grene iz chikkinz!!1! Soylint Grene iz chikkinz!!1!
Ackshully, this be close to teh supposed troof. Someone oncet did a laboratory analississ on teh mix (our own PdB, praps?) and insted of elebenty herbs and spices, they was only 4 ingreedients: Salt, pepper, flour and MSG.
Six, if’n u counts teh M, teh S and teh G separately.
Korshun – may contayn trayses of cheekin!
They only analyzyzed teh part that gets put on teh chikken. Praps PdB can do a study on that for us and report back.
(But not reports like lunarmommy’s dogs. DO NOT WANT.)
Resushitayshun kitteh noes his ABC to resushitayt!
ra-sushi-tashun kitteh calls for crash kart….grabz sum laytecks-free glubbs dat doesnt fit hims hands….looks for 90mm airway but onlee finds soft blankees and hot coca…thinks to hisself “weerd krash kart” **wanders off**
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wut if teh lol is verree funny?
tehn we haz funny dark-an-stromy-nite story.
an kan maek commints owtside ob story nest, sownds liek.
(lotsa times on ichc, tehse games an events sort ob end up overflowing teh bowndarees, fink will be lotsa fun for ebreewun eben if not part ob mayn story post!!)
whar yur cartoon-kitteh-avitar, did et runz away?
oh, i sinded owt to go yooz my Sekrit Idenity. seed dis post an wanted to anser, too lazy to go bak to wurpdpress an sine bak in. abatar bak now.
lol, i hav mine set up so dat eben if ai shut down me still be logged in
Yiss, but iffn u haz moar dan wun identitee, u haz 2 sine in agane eech tiem u chaynj.
LOL, it’s ok to lol, just be sure to add a line when you do it so we don’t end up with a bunch of posts that only have lol in them.
This is what my Yogi kitteh does everyday, himz loves to wrap hisself around
my neck draped over mah left shoulder when I goes to sleep.
Is cute but pointeh endz on Ur throat not so grate akshully
an den dey do “Pushy Pawz” on yer carotid….not so gud for brayne
and den himz purrs lyke an engine
himz is five but finks that he iz a tiny kitten
Ai haz a sad. Bery Bery sad. Ai jus fownd owt mai gud fren an cowerker’s 6 yeer old behbeh goggie haz gon 2 wait in the fields of flowers wif other goggies an kittehs. He an his wife r so bery sad so ai has a sad 2 for mai fren. Ai no u awl don noes me an ai a noobee but ai feel u awl wud unnerstand. Mai fren an his wife awlso hev a behbeh kitteh hoo dey luvs bery much too! Much prayers for mai frens awlso appreeshiayted.
less awl pway
**puts pawz togedder**
o grayt ceelin cat pweeze helps KCT and her frenz while dey sad ab gibs dem eckstra peece todai and many fond memmerablees of funnee tings der sweet goggie did. Amen
yes KCT gibes Ur frenz our regards an tell dem dey iz in our thots.
{{{{{{{KCTailkinker & cowerker}}}}}}}
{{{{{kctailkinker}}}}} {{{{{kctailkinker’s cowerker an wife}}}}} taht iz sad to looz bebbeh goggie, espeshully so yung, not neerly enuff tiem. iz gud tehy haz kitteh so tehy not gets too lonlee!! until tehy goze to meet goggie in teh meddow (ceeling cat willing, not for long tiem) tehre iz also teh Princess Mu meddow heer in cheezland, wher yoo kan go wif yor hart-goggies an kittehs an let tehm owt ob yor harts for a wile an play wif tehm. wen iz tiem to go yoo tucks tehm safely bak in yor hart an carries tehm tehre till nex time.
awww lunarmommy… taht sownds liek a majikal plaice! – I go wiv mai doggeh adn lolpigs aifinkso…
i goze tehre wif my hart kittehs, speshully my best buddy tiger an my tora-kitteh taht we only had for14 munfs, not neerly long enuff.
sum furrehs arr jus 2 prettiful fur tihs wurld…
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oh, oh no! SPLORT!
Oh no! Swine down!
::sweep sweep sweep::
::scoop scoop scoop::
::pat pat pat::
*snap*
*bbbrrrrrrrpppp*
::pulls owt majik marker::
*screeble screeble*
Hawt chawklick? – Check!
Floofy blankie? – Check!
Wheelbarrow ob eggsalad chokklit burfday caek? – Double check!
Yool feel bedder in no tiem.
*rapped in floofy blankie, sips hawt chokklit adn om nom noms chokklit burfdai caek*
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psst… is nawt reeley mai burfday donut tell aneewon!
duble teh hugz
{{{{{{KCTtailkinker & cowurker}}}}}}
KCT pleez 2 tell ur frends dat dey hab de thawts ob de cheezlanders wif dem. Iz so sad wen hour furry frendz crozz de bridge butt naow der goggie cahn run & plai in de medow wif alla hour frendz whoo hab crozzed butt r stil in hour harts.
{{{{KCT & frendz}}}}
{{{{{KCT & frenz}}}}}
KCT, Enny loss is a loss to teh world!! Pleez to tell yur frenz we ar holdin dem in teh lite, kai?
Welkum to ICHC, KCT. Ai iz so sry to heer abowt yer co-worker & himz wife & der goggie (an dat yew haz a sad fur dem, too). Dis iz a gud playce to visit wen yew haz a sad abowt an “over teh bridj” pet, aifinkso. Mebbe yew kin direct teh co-worker & himz wife heer if dey wantz to feel teh luv & teh support uv otter aminul loving peepz.
{{{{{KCT + Co-worker + Co-worker’s Wife + goggie + remainin kitteh}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{{ KCTailkinker & Frends }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Ai wil keap yuu iyn mai thots adn saiy a prayure tuu CC foar yuu awl;
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Iz bedder than teh udder endz wut doezn’t smell sew grate akshullee. My GéMeaux likes tu wrap her tail arownd mai nek and maik bizkits awn mai belly.
Oops. This wuz supposed tu go up there ^^ under two_kittehs cawmint.
fur variety Yogi kitteh also does whut Ur kitteh does at times. Variety is
the spice of himz of lyfe.
Mai Cleo lieks to lae don on mi lef sholdr 2, n purr n purr. Mai Ted slepes on pillo ober my hed. Den wen itz kitteh tym 2 nom (n dat’s lots ov tyms) Cleo puts a wisker up mai noze n maeks mi sneez.
Does she use one of her wiskers or one of Ted’s?
Or someone else’s?
*snert*
O hai, NS. I gotted some bad nooz about Esme today. Her cancer has spread. They is starting her on a different chemo cocktail today but it is looking moar and moar like a losing battle.
She is a trooper, though, and as long as she is demanding her dinner, half of Liam’s and a taste of mine I won’t give up on her.
oh noes. So sowry to heer that LCB.
{{{{{{{{{{{LCB and Esme}}}}}}}}}}}
I will keep hopin fur teh bestest fur yur Esme kitteh.
{{{{LCB and Esme}}}} sending boff of Uz gud wishes an I hopez
the nu chemoz works bedder
keeping mah pawz crossed
{{{{{{{LCB & Esme}}}}}}}
{{{{{lcb&Esme}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{ LCB & ESME }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
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Oh noes, LCB. Sawree to hear this bad noos. My best to you and Liam and Esme as you spend as much time together as you can. I’m holding you all in my heart. {{LCB an her kittehs, inklooding teh brayv Esme}}
{{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}} {{{{{{{Esme}}}}}}}
Prairz 2 CC 4 Esme’z helf 2 b gittinz da beddurer, n 4 Dr. Tinycat 2 dew da rite fingz 2 b heppin Esme…
{{{{{{{{{{{LCB and Esme}}}}}}}}}}}
(yoo can never haz too manee hugz)
{{{{{lcb an esme}}}}} i’z so sorry to heer taht. hoep teh noo chomo wurks, yoo are gud momma an do ebrefing yoo kan an gib her gud happy times an lots ob luv. i feel almost liek i kno esme caws she miet hab sitted on teh plastik rapper on my hunnert-dollar twol.
LCB.. Ai am so sorree to heer this bad nooz. Ai wuz reeelee hoeping fur a much happier ending. An ai noe yoo were, too.
But taht she iz still eeting ebreething – ai hoep – mite meen yoo will still hav a lot ov teim wif hur.
{{{{{LCB}}}}} {{{{{[brave Esme}}}}}}
Ai don’ no. Mebbe she makes Ted du hir derty werk.
an now its tiem for teh burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurs an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! heer are hommaed choklit caeks (any kind ob choklit yoo liek , eben not-choklit!), frootsitootsi punch, shiny party hats wif pompoms, an party bags wif kandees, sparkly pesnils, bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, an sparkly kitteh stickers!
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ummm, whoo is teh birfday fairy? an why she say almost same ting eberyday?
*nom nom nom nom*
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hu? wha? ai donut no but dey do maek eggsalad chokklit caek!
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Nooooo – it ar mai burfday!
2day b ur birfday, GP??? well, happee birfday 2 u!!
*handz GP a prittee giftee rapppt box*
*GP unrapz box adn opuningz it up*
Itz a hole hed uv lettuss!!
et is yur birfday? if et is HAPPEE BIRFDAY!!!
Anser number 1:
Deh birfday fairy b deh fairy dat wihsing peepz happee birfday!!1!!!1!!
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Anser number 2:
dere arent awl dat menne differnt wayz to saying ‘happee birfday’.
cweenmj, yu seen lik teh nice person type dat will wish eberybody a happee birfday eberyday, are you?……….wait, i no wanna know udderwise et will be no surpize den.
Hhmmmm….
As of “now”, MJ has 2,667 frenz.
I fink she mite has a fulltiem job wishin ebberyone of dem a happy burfdai.
But that’s the pryce u pays to have soooooo many frenz, rite MJ?
Hay Whipstress, has a gud ebening!
hay u too!!
I lubz mai frenz, yes I dew!!! I tryz 2 b gud tew dem.
*bak uv paw tew tew 4hed*
Deh sakrificez I makez!!!!
but it r awl werf it fer mai frenz 2 b happee.
An yoo doo indeed, maek yur frenz verree happee!
I figyured owt hoo teh burfdai fairy is last week!
But I ain’t tellin’.
I fink it’s grate she flutturs in everydai wif burfdai wishes!
*gives burfdai fairy all teh Toosdai burgers*
Speaking of identities, leeza-b, which of teh names that was suggestified to u did u choose?
I is still mulling the pawsibilitees.
Elvira, Queen of teh Late Afternoon did has a nice ring to it tho.
*hides ring behind bak*
whut happened to Skwirll Girll? or Bourbon Babe? or Whipstress? (referring to teh whippy cream, ov kurse.)
i tout et wuz fluffy milk?
or PITA?
Slitely ‘fraid to ask, but wut’s PITA?
Pain in the…
U no u ♥ me.
You are my first and forever, cara mia…
oooo… Italyun…
*swoon*
*Catches Leeza and picks her up*
To the NB, my dear! Let’s go and… um… practice our Italian…
…candid…
*comes 2 awhile later*
*EM is nowhere to be fownd*
*wunders why hur pants are slitely singed*
*and has a craving fur pasketti puttaneska*
Whipstress…
I fink teh Whipstress identity might tayke teh whip to Ebil Maus efter last crak.
crak be4 teh last crak….
Italian! he spoke Italian!
I just figgered it owt. Me no tells eether.
You’re secret is safe with me, Burfday Fairy…
i tink i kno too…
OMG these kitties are stupid. It’s spelled resu… rescus…. reces…. resusitayshun. Yah, the kitty was right after all. Hims a smrat kittymeow.
What a GOOD kitty! But kitty says “If she’s not alive & up, who else will feed me?”
My beloved Morgana, who died this January, used to pat me on my face very gently & then see if I moved. “Hey, Momma! You moved – you MUST be awake now!!” My Mozza, remaining kitty, now simply waits for me to stretch & then he knows I’m about to get up for sure.
jinx!!
hewwo?? hewwooooo?? u awayk?? time fur gushifuds pleeze!!
Two Kittehs, Nativeca66,Sueboocat, Lunarmommy, Dahson, an Bluesfan473, ai fanks u sooo much for ur prayers an sooport for mai frens. Dey will appresheeate ur prayers sed an awl da gud werds. Tudai he is gon to morn his goggie an luv his kitteh. Ceeling kitteh bless u awl!
Uz is welcome!
Quick! Tells mee wear u hid teh cheezburgers, afore itz tuu late!!!
Wii r happy to b there for u, KCT!! Ah’m proud dat teh cheezpeeps habs such a wondermus reputatashun dat you felt u culd contact us 4 support!
Wy Fanks u, Brindlecat! Mai cheezpeeps cayme thru wondermusly! Awl the cheezpeeps are wondermus!
testing
testy
rly testy nao
:Snerk:
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Oh. Dat wuzn’t nice uv mii.
Not shur wut u wuz going fer, but heer. try dis:
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
it b having awl sortz uv halp.
fanks ! ahm uzed to teh snerks!! ai iz tryin to haz an avatar. I tries ur linky.
ohai yur majestee.
can u halps me 2 pls? I has a WP accownt but I can’t seem to find a pickshure anywhere it will let me use as an abatar! Any hints?
ohai leeza-b, i luked at wp abatar stuffs. abatar needs to be jpg, png, or gif file an a size ob 128 x 128 pixels. tohse are common file types, so prolly yor problem iz taht teh images yor trying to uplode are too big. yoo kan save image to yor compyooter an re-size in image-editing software. or try:
http://www.shrinkpictures.com/
http://www.drpic.com/
http://www.resizepictures.com/users.php?action=Login
or tehre are ovvers, google “re-size picture”
or if yoo reeely haz a trubble, i kan do it for yoo
or maybe yoo haz diffrent problem an i not kno wut it iz. but image size seems best gess.
mai guess wud b pix size, too.
Lunarmommy haz sum gud advice.
dont think I kin add tuu dat.
fanks LM and MJ! I will trys dat.
luks liek him gonna hab 2 purrform mouf 2 mouf!
Luk, lissen an feels! Wun wuntowsan, too wuntowsan, tree wuntowsan …
“Maxwell Smart kitteh, whats she sayin?”
“She sez………get yr nee…off my chest…”
LMAO this one was SO phunny! aahahahahaHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHHHHH
OMG!!! sanafabich akshullee laffed!!!!
I thot him wuz kungenitillee unabul 2 laff!!!
It b a mirikle!!!
Ai TOLD yoo hee iz a reelee nice (but sumtams grumpee
) guy!
HEY! I LOL at most of the picchurs (I can do that too).
I just like to express myself when I feel something is wrong or getting too repetitive.
Smooches to JanetCanHas4Kittehs
Actually, first you are suppose to make sure than the scene is safe.
Mai luvs an affeckshuns to awl mai cheezfrens hoo offered simpathy for mai frens loss of dere goggie! LCB: luvs & affeckshuns for u & esme an ai offer awl mai prayers for u.
cute.
Actually, it goes “Airway, breathing, circulation”, in that order. Kitty could potentially kill someone with that mistake.
I’m an EMT in training and I gotta say. When I saw this, i literally fell out of my chair. I couldn’t stop laughing for a complete 15 minutes. Unfortunately I had to get myself back under control out of fear of having breathing problems resulting to agonal breathing. ^_^
OH NUUU she duznt haznt haz face!