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Ai doan’t liek
conga rats annipuss on ur nawt sekund comment!!
sillybrashuns or pass?
Congratchooolaashuns, annipuss! U iz in mack ram ey wif kittehcruncheez, Hashim and our belubbed momcat!!!!!111!
Wot would u like 4 an early lunch and mabbeh a late-morning danse (TTI tyme!)
Ebberywun, orff wif u to teh ty bootique! Ai heard dere is a special delibbery of kitteh-shaped flavured candlols in ur favorit flavurs!
yum!! i wants to go to teh ty booteek!!
upfi, why nawt accompany us??
u can haz az many noms az u want dier!!1!
Fanks, Hashim, but it be mai lunch brake in 10 minits, sow ai is orff to nom soon ennyway. Iz bery kind of you, tho!
ur welcum upfi!!
u can join us at anytiem u want!!
upfi…. wow….yu are a long ways away… you and Hashim… wow… its only 7:54a.m. here
Whut tyme iz de cheeze board based off ob? It iz hard two figger owt wehn sumwun reely post inn “mye” tyme (EST) yoo knoe?
*eyez cwoss*
mye las komment wuz @ 4:22am an it be 10:23 hear. It awlmos seem dat de cheezlan iz in Hawaii? Dat wud be a gud playce too be fur de Cheezemasters!
yeah, teh cheezland tiem iz hawaii time. teh Big Cheezes liv tehre
(or yoosed to – tehre iz roomers tehy mooved)
yesh, dey lib in Skeattle now, but teh servers still bees in Hawaii
an also milk an cookiez!
Candlols!!! did u say candlols!!! I lubz candlols! I haz meni, meni ub dem in awl diffent shapezez n sizezez!
*runs to to da ty bootique n staggerz owt wif mani, mani candlols! takz candlolz ta bedz wif meiz- deh sniff lik warm kleen sleppi kitteh)*
momcat
corncatshoelotions on teh nawt sekkund spot on nawt sekkund! shall we parteh at teh tybooteek? wif sum milk an cokiez?
YAY!!! And ai brings u sum home-made chocklit cayke wif mocca flavur (ai puts strong coffee in it, and ground almonds).
Dat sowndz reelee yummee. WANT!
teh kawfee! it makes us jittury jittur. we can has jittering dans!
-jitturdans-
an i luvs teh almonds. fanks upfi!
-jitturdans agin-
hearz ya go… (culdnt goez wifout giben u som dansin moosic!) dis will wakz u guzez up!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8yGGtVKrD8&feature=related
momcat
woah!! FTW. those guys could dansdansdans fer sure.
wowie zowie! That’s more energizing than a whole pawt of kaffe.
Some ov those dans mooves at teh end lukked alidde painful, tho.
WANT!! *nomnomnom…*
dey were gr8!!1!
we can haz sekunds??
Thx fur teh congrats. Ai fink Ai’ll pass. Ai haz 2 go owt in a minnit.
wut abowt mornin dew?
it haz fresh flavr
fresh fish flaber? hmm…
momcat
yes! fresh sammon from alaska! eet be teh freshust
ah yeseh… coppa riber chinny ook salmon, nom,nom, nom,
nawo I has a hungri n itz waay past da bedi bi tim!
I fink mi-mi kitteh wantz meiz ta goez ta bed…. Iz distrubin him..
nit owl!!!
Ps- u will nao I has a joob whenz I no longa on da midnit (3 am here) fred…
momcat
happeh sleepin momcat! u can has coppa ribur chinny ook sammon whens u git up for brekfust… it shall fyte teh ebil mornin flavr. wud u liek som fresh mountain dew too for teh brekkfust drinkz?
Mai kitteh Teddy uzed to clymb up on mah car and drenk teh moarning dew wif his littlol pink tung. Wuz so kewt. Yew wuld fink we dint gib him watur, but I gess it had a flavur.
yesh, we knows!!
munday morning blues… NAWT WANT!!
munday be ebil… we prefer caturday plz
yesh, caturday it iz!!
n it no smelz sos gud eider!
momcat
Sumtimes, I eets teh sleepybugs from my eyez.
*Pleh*
cool! a for way macramay! whuts u awl wanna do? Iz goin ta bed ( I tol maiself nawt to stay up dis late! bad kitteh!)
momcat
Nao, nao, momcat, dont be hard on urself, life is awlreddy doing dat. Dere was a reeson why u stayd up and nao u can go to sleep wif teh satisfackshun of being in a mackramay wif ur cheezfrenz.
hmmm… iz trooo! I feelz bedda, dat wuz phun! wuz wurf da slepi tamara/ twodai …
seiz ya awl!
fank u upfi!
momcat
nitey night momcat!!
sweet dreams!!
Sleap tite, Momcat!
“Oh NO! its ICHC Paparazzi… GO ‘WAY!”
Ai … have … jest … notissced …. oooh, dots…. teh pinksy … toepads and… pinksy tongue … teh pinkness iz freatening 2 ovvapower me!
*frantically holds CHRG (wdoi) down*
oh noes!!
*holds upfi’s CHRG softly so it wont hurt*
*taeks out a pair for anti-splortaneous purposes*
*puts dem on upfi’s eyes*
now.. *breathe* teh kitteh seems old, right? nawt so kyoot?
*breathes*
…
…
*looks up*
*looks around*
Hm. Dunno. Wot was ai saying? Purbably … fanks, Hashim, 4 helping purvent a major splortage.
u dun want to snorgle ittehbittehkitteh?
plus, pinky inside of teh ear !!!
danger, danger.
and teh pinky mouff and floof and whittle paws!! oops… teh descripshun shouldnt hab been so splortaneus!
Dis piktur berry danjrus 2 da cheezpeeps. DANJUR, DANJUR WIL ROBINSUN!!
Ai haz my bafin cap 2dai!! No splorting B4 wrk – 2 messssy.
Wen teh maouning flavur bees tihs badd, kittehs jes rollez oaver adn goez bak tuu sleap;
Teh hyuoomins hasta geddup: BUMMER!!!!!!
Iz taykin a leaf owta teh Kittehs book an goin bak to bed
Kidlets at school howse is qwiet – cept Hazel doin a in..owt..in..owt bang clunk thud froo teh catflap
She in a mood wiff meh. “DO NOT WANT DIET FUDS!!!” !!!! she been steelin Ferns nawt diet fuds. Whoops!!
diet fud fur kittehs?
dat be sumfin noo…
iz hazel fine naow? teh hair falling off problem?
Mai poor Kirby noes all too well bout diet fud 4 kittehs. He got sick in February and needed speshul fud. Fud must have been speshully nommible cuz he gained and gained wate. OMCC! Suddenly he’z ober 21 pounds (wut dat in kilos, Hashim?)! The VET gives him diet fud…ways agin in 1 month…OOONOOOOO! Up nudder 1/2 pound! Still on diet fud, but very, very little. He’s losing, but slowly and has a meow the size of cranky tiger. FEED MEEE!
aww, poor Kirby! de dietin be no funz fer kittehs or hoomans eidder.
Ohai Hashim
Hazel be much better nao,fankyoo.
She’s awn lite fud cuz she ar a biiig Kitteh – Cowch pertato cat my Vet calls her!!
Trubble is,I finkso she gettin fatter awn it
Back for a Check up on Thursday,so I will ask about the speshull Reducing diet fuds they prescribe.
Hazel has dubbled her weight almoast , in 3 years. And she eats far less than the recommended daily amount. She just lazee.
ohai, Tidmum- mi kitty, Brain, jest went 2da v.e.t las week-
himz been HUGE floofy gray n white kitty awl himz lief (himz 13
naow). dr sayz him gotz da “hyperthyroid” an iz too skinny ! whoa!
woo noo under awl dat floof wuz jest skinnbowns !
treetment will b nuclear, n kost $1200 (abowt 600 pounds,
aifinkso?) but furst wi b tryen different tings 2 put on sum wayte
ai fink after da treetment himz will need ahpillahday for da
resta himz lief- no want! shooten da pillz down da kitteh froa
t is da pleh !
ohai sparkysmom – FWIW – mai Morgan kitteh gets 2 pillz inna mornings. ai discovered teh “Animal Planet” treats — ai finz tehm at petsmart — ennyway, tehy r semi-soft an very gud foar hiding teh pillz. Maykes pill tyme muchly betterer.
Morgan ushully nawt much foar teh treets, but he nomnomnoms tehse wuns lyke crazee!
I has a wunder taht Hazel may has a thyroid prollum. I gonna arsk about it.
Our Hartley Kitteh hadded a oberactib Thyroid – him had a hopperation an was awl bedder fer years an years
.
Kitteh pill tyme nawt so grate akshully!! Poor Angsty wun has to hold on tite an she gets teh pointy enz
I hope taht teh Brain Kitteh gets bedders an haz sum extry ‘floofage’ ov teh weight kind.
Treetment be spensive, I noes. Haz yoo got teh Insurance?
I ar waitin for mah Policy to coff up teh cost ob Hazels treetment so far -ยฃ250!!!
Still got more shots an fings to have,but she so mush bedders nao.
We kin tell teh wevver be changin- her bald bits ar growin bak reel kwik!
{{{{Brain}}}} Skritches an snorgles for yoo
I can has breth ment to makez it go away?
poor kitteh … woke up too early, has teh blues
.
woke up this morning
feeling ’round for my shoes
you know by that
i had teh walkin’ blooz …
.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sml8W5SAwo
teh song gab meh bloos!!
so tiring…
Bloos? Bloo nawt sew bad akshuly.
Luvs yr name, Cobalt Lion. Cobalt my favorite color.
Fanks! Iz mine too.
ai can has applikayshun for nmcs, plzkthnxbai!
Me too.
Ready or not, here I come.
OMG iz mah kitty, submeesh to cuteoverload yrs ago, now a lolcat! Also mch bgger than in photo.
Conga-Ratz hellokarinakitty! Yoo bebeh kitteh, whoo iz knot sew bebeh ennymoar, iz most cyoot onna cyootness scayle! Yoo musta bee sew prowd!
Bebbeh Kitteh’z dreemz
lyke swimmeeng unnurrwatturr.
So deepz andz kwyutt
Behbee Kitteh stawllkz
froo t3h jungull. Proatekktz himz
turf frum introodurrz
Behbee Kitteh duz
nawtz wantz 2 waykz upz. Habbeeng
2 mutch phunn dreemeeng!
Behbee Kitteh willz
beehayvv untillz dayrz a chanss
4 anuddurr Napz
Jack.
yay jack! yoo are awlayz teh win an awsum!!
I fynd taht moarning bad flavr can eezily be covurd wif Starbux frappasheno flavr.
MMMMMMM
Cafinateded kittehs, mai faborite!
mornin spoze 2 hab a hazlenutty cawffee flabor!
definetwee, mehbeh vunilluh 2?
tihs iz mai noo favritest lol ever!
Maybe Ai needs breff mint?
ennywun 4 royal milktea? My favrit!
At least it ain’t Monday!
(pats kitteh) Iz okae, kitteh. I’z not mornin perzon eever. U kan sleepz in wif me.
I noze wut U meen der, kitteh. Meh mornins haz a bad flavor 2.
Mornins iz haves a flavor.
Flavor is pleh.
Cannot be oberstressted.
Mama sed to brush ur teefs
oh kitteh i knoz yur mornin flavor. mornin flavor iz very badddd