U step down furst…
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U step down furst… No way – hims full ov sharp fings
i heard he awlso haz a gud sukker punch.
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teh pointees dangerous
Conga rats, sairys, you passed gard kittehbugger nawt seccund!!!
taco!
ok, … that wuz random…
Ohai, sairys!! U haz nu abbattar!!!
Corm grat ju lay shuns SAIRYS on nawt sekkond!!!
*dus lil dans*
*dans dans*
[iz hott hear cant git tu wurked up]
wuld u lyke drinksies?!?
yes pls an srry bout delay, i had tu wurk a little, woold yu lik sum coke? et go gud wit cheezburgers
as in soda…
FANKS!! Iz hott hear so, ai ushually stik tu ice tee. Wuld u lyke sum?!? Ai down’t hav teh cheezburgers yet…butt ai du hav sum browniez. Ai shayre wif u!!
yes pls, i lik brownies… as long as teh cat no mak them… :rolleyes:
downt under ehstimayte kitteh culinaree skillz!!!
hi, i luv u. b my friend.
None shall pass…
*snerk*
Anser me deze kweshchunz free…
WHAT… is your name?
Uh … Rover!
(goggee had 2 fink bowt dat wun)
WHAT… is your quest?
WUT iz yur faborite kulor? (red, no, bloo AAAGGGGG!)
2 gitz 2 da kitchin ware da nomz r…
(goggee nebber hasta fink bowt fud)
WHAT… is your favorite flavor?
Um … baykun … noe, stake …
ROOWWRR!! Roowwrr!! rooowwrr roo…………
kitteh?
Itty bitty Balroggy!!!!
Haz nawt flaims, nawt wihp, haz KEE-YUUT!!!
gut von dere.
Aw look, a little kitteh!
ANNOUNCEMENT
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We interrupt this thread to announce that on Wednesday, September 10, on the 4th lolcat of the day (see times below), will be the first ever (on this site anyway) ‘Dark and Stormy’ progressive story. The rules are simple:
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The story begins ‘It was a dark and stormy night…’
Each person adds a paragraph or line, lolspeak is optional
Responding to your own post is a no-no but multiple posting is encouraged
The story is limited to 50 entries, perhaps less if nesting becomes a problem
The last person to post must end the story
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I will start the story and try to incorporate the lol posted. Beyond those mentioned above, there are no rules! It works best if you enter the paragraph number in your post so we can keep track of where we are. Don’t forget to ‘refresh’ (F5). Try to keep lols and comments within the story to a minimum in order to preserve the flow. And remember to use the ‘Reply to this comment’ feature so your post doesn’t get lost at the bottom of the page. WP may eat your post but don’t worry, it will likely show up later and still make sense!
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4th Pic 9 AM ICHC
8 PM TTI
3 PM EST
2 PM CST
1 PM MST
noon – PST
If you have questions or comments you can email me at yahoo dot com. We now return you to your regularly scheduled lolcat.
Iz wonnerfull idaer, ohahtahgoosiam!!
I assoomz tihs be pikshur eggsaggdly un dai frum noaw??
How doez we keeps teh peepz frum postin all at saim tiem an braekings storeeh?
If we number our posts, that should help. However, it’s fun regardless of how it happens. Sometimes the ‘wrong’ line comes after the ‘wrong’ paragraph but it’s still funny. I don’t know how it will all come together, it may end up being just a funny mess. But I’m sure we’ll all be entertained for a few minutes.
A few minutes should suit our attention sp– Hay look! A bird!
Ohai, Goosi, aifinkso Aahz wuz sai tu numbur as we goze alawng but wut if 2 aor moor poastz at siam tiem? Folo tawp wun oar beddur wun , aor wut? Splitz and maikz moar dan wun endz? Den mite be awl midul nd no end? Sum peeplu just haz tu maik problumz wair nun wur.
Well…
Seemz we getz koas an coinfujjuun…
yoo realize ob corse, taht it will inebitably end in total chaos? i’z luking
forwurd to it – will be fun!!
Ai nawt sir-prized. Teh moon promotes dat kind ob activity.
*wissles innositnly*
U iz goombleedley gorregt!
Mebbe we kin go arownd?
In Catsad Doom, tehre iz butt one bridsch!!!
Big fings come in smawl pakkijiz!!!!
Littul stripey, him not afrayd!
Kitteh 1 goggiez 0
But i seez 1 kitteh adn 2 goggiez.
Soe do Ai – Ai wuz indy kaytin dat wun itty bitty kitteh can skoar ober 2 grate big goggies!
And I wuz just messing wif u.
Dat’s wat Ai fort, but eggsplaned maiselb in caes der waz ennee stoopee trollz abowt hoo tukk u seeryuslee!
::shows awphishul troll badj::
What’s up with that?
What? First you guys can’t talk, then you can’t count?
Jeez.
::takes awf badj::
Whew!
Ai hate dat fing.
Ai doan noe why ai keep it arownd.
mus bees da lubhate sensashun
or in ur cais… da lubbley hat sensashun?
(yeah ai noes…)
letz drool awn him
ok heh heh heh
Heh heh
You said drool…
Heh heh
Heh heh heh
No you did …
nyuk nyuk
*snert*
*brane freeze frum the kyoot*
Heer, heer, leeza-b – haz sum hawt chokklit!!
Iz Catvid versus Googiath!!
butt kitteh sew kyoot, nd lidle, nd floofy…hims nawt hert nuffin…plz tu keeps him?!?
cute stripee bebbeh
WANT
:SPLORT
drops dead from the cuteness of the bebbeh
Dead??? Oh NOES!! Nawt be dead. Be jest uncon… passsdd… er knokded out by the kyoot. Wayt there… trayned perfesshunuls are onna way!
HALP Sumbunny! I dont know how to dryve the CCC. Thayres braynes allover an Two-kittehs needs recussssitaten!
is okai, is only mostlee ded.
teh princess bwide – ref.
Hav fun stoormen teh cassul boiz
Holed awn 2K, ais coming!
*sweeps up teh brayines adn pores tehm bak inna hed*
*SSNNNAAAPPPP, awn goes teh CHRG wif turtlols awn it*
here’s a pritty pink 50’s BC wit sum flowers onnit
taype taypitty taype
*wraps 2K inna sawfty blankee and admin…adminn…gibs her sum hawt chokklit*
u rests nau adn get bedder!
oh fanks fur deh reskoo bob, goosie and Don Alexander
I ar liddel bedder but can I has the bebbeh kitteh to snorgle
herz so liddel and so cute…
I promise I keeps the BC strapped on tite.
U kin has teh bebbeh kitteh after u rests fur a whyle. Gots to let teh taype gloo set up sew ur pritty pink 50’s BC duzznt come awff! Hear, hab a chokklit possum adn a martoonie.
an I reccommend wearin teh Top Cat byooty eye maskk anna hockee helmit jes to be sayfe fromma relapss. mus be prepayred wehn strypee is zat cute aifinkso.
Gud recomm…recumm…idea bcc. Kin u put sum pritty drawingz awn teh hawkee helmut? Taht wud be berry beautimous.
Oh yesh…. let’s see, mebbeh we kud paynt tygrr strypes onna helmut? or mebbeh clowds or raynboze?
WOOOO WEEEEE WOOOO WEEEE
CCC rushs inz!!!
Teh bystanners awl clappz!
Da bebbeh iz comforble in hims kyootfulness. Da goggies cans onlee stan’ an watch in admirashuns.
Braive liddel teenee tinee tygure kitteh iys singulhayndedlee keapyng teh retreebers at bay;
(Ai fink goggies bees fraided taht teh bebbeh kitteh iys gunna hurtez thems)
Naw…
Googies bout tu keelz ovr from teh kyoot!!
*SPLORT!*
*SPLORT!*
Teenee tinee tygure kittehs wurk hear iz dun!!
Dr. TinyCat arryves on teh CCC . . .
Putz paws gently on both goggies.
Kleenz up teh goggy brayns, packs em bak in teh heds.
Wun CHRG fur eech goggie! Duk tayp, but gently!
Cheks eech goggy’s repirayshuns an hartbeet, tuks a sawft blankee over both . . .
Dr. TinyCat, always sayvin teh day, fur kittehs an goggies alyke!
hims tuk a hippopotamous oaf.
Yay for Dr. Tinycat!!
But mus blinfooled googies, or teyh asplode agins wehn sees kyootness of Dr. Tinycat!
Befoar leeving, Dr. TinyCat ekwips eech goggie with a payr uf speshully taylored, goggy-style, splorts-resistant sunglasses. Teh 2 kool goggies nao haz kool shayds to wayr!
Ai ken seez dem naow…heds hangin outta de car windoz, eers flappin, tongues droolin…happigoggies in happigoggigoggles!
happigoggigoggles, FTW!
Dittoe!
Akreez!!!
ai spai sumtin lituhl and angree
oh oh ai kno diz wun! is kitteh!
ooooo…. I LUVS ur abatar jXa!
mi tew jXa!
leeza whuts yer knew name?
me three jXa!!
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leeza-? did yoo chooze a knew name??
wit WP yoo can have about 4 tew rotater with
Meh quadgree. Berry kewl.
ai fifh dat!
End ail sechs that! Majikal!
o u guyz… I dont knows!
)
but DK is alreddy calling me Whipstress…
(fanks booklion!
LOLZ! I see there wuz no ‘u guiz’… but onlee one uv u wif DID!
yeah i DIDid all over this thread !
Hewwo! Aim cyuut! Hoo r yoo?
Lookit teh liddle tayl! Himz noe wanna fyte! Himz frendly! “Hewwo!!”
You jus know teh big golden floofyness is no match 4 teh teeny tiny kyootness …
but da goggies noe speeks kyooteish… or kitteish… dem nawt finks ob eet as fwenly… dem finks ob eet as aiz da boss…
mebbeh dats y kittehs rool an goggies drool?
Watch owt fur that furst step! Itza doozy!
hi gremlin, how is Uz
did Uz see the pic of a kitteh reaching in a bowl of shrimpz in deh
upcoming lols, the pic reminded me of Uz…
Ohai, 2K! Yoo saw a kitteh steelin shrimpz an yoo thot uv meh!
Thatz sweet! I wunders if ther is a speshul “seafood” category fur catburglar speshulties.
Aym doin gud. Mah Dexter had a vet appoytment yestiday an he did just fyne. He wuz teh kyurious an frendlee liddel guy. Wuz a normal chek-up, but he hurted himz frunt rite paw sumhao on Friday, so teh vet lukked at that. Is heelin pritteh gud. It borked mah hart seein teh liddl guy limpin arownd teh haus fur a fyew days. But he is doin beddur nao. We did nawt see hao he did it – he runzanjumpz awl over everything! No stoppin heem, he is 7 pownds uv pyure fuzzeh tabbeh speed an muscle.
Awwwwww…. {{{{{Dexter & Gremlin}}}}}
He must be abowt the same age as Gummi.. she is just ober 6 pownds!
And sownds like a herd uv buffalows when she’s running thru teh howse.
Has the odder kittehs welcomed Gummi
or is deh all kungu fiting?
dey is hissing a lot, taking a swing once is a wile, but seems to be ok other than that!
corse Gummit duzn’t slow down for 2 long….
Yes, yes, I has heard of buffalows. Whut did teh buffalows do?
chaised teh bull owttawa china shoppe
Why? Did teh bull try to pay wif cash and hold up teh line or something like that?
hewaz gettin fresh wit teh petite cream pitcher
I’m gonna go now and check into the NB for teh turribull joke I was gonna make about teh bull’s not being a pitcher.
kthxbai
well ordinarillee teh buffalows is not that lowd when they is owt on the prarie, on the sawfty grasses.
but in teh howse wif teh hardwud florrs, they makes kwite a rackit.
I guess u knoes whut u has to do, then.
*Hands leeza-b a packet of Kwik-Gro Prairie Grass Seed Formulated to Grow on teh Hardwud Floors*
::goez tu plant patch in teh yard in new hows wit praire grass seed::
HEY! Wayrd mai packet go?
fanks!
hay wate. why duz it say here ‘may inclood some prarie dawgs’?
bullbutts in – leeza – i no im nawt the qween butter with yer WP account yoo can have mutli names in the profile boxes and pic size hasta be 90×90 pixels (resize any pic in “paint” or cringe “photashoppe’)
90 x 90? I wuz going by the other abatars here, everyone I cliked on came up 32 x 32. But the other problum is, I find pickshures on the innertubes but when I try to save them it onlee lets me save as a bmp. And WP sez it wants a jpeg. *sigh*
Yes… I iz a luddite.
sew am i – onlee compute @ werk, and i doan hav cabull
wren saving pics you shud have a choyse of whut
format to save inta onna dropdown menu pic jpeg or change
tew it wren savfin in the formatting applicashun
oh…abatars here are shrikeedinked,
pretty sure 90×90 WP it says req size
–yule figure eetowt ! going home now
tew fink-up stories 4 dark/stormee day
okays!
I fink I’ll try and home and see if I can has better lucks there.
FankQ for teh advises!
if kan only save as a bmp, kan also change to jpg in image-editing program
hope himz paw is bedder
{{{gremlin+Dexter}}}
himz sounds lyke himz is habing lotsa of fun
Yes, he is! An a herd uv buffaloes running thru mah haus – I haz it too! At mah haus, we kallz this “thunderpaws.”
******Dexter’s frunt rite paw******
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*…*=kisses
Aw, thatz so sweet! Fangkyoo, nativeca66! Teh paw seems to be awl beddur nao!
Lil stripey sekret weapon is pointee endz. Goggie sekret weapon is dogbreath. Pleh
goggies alsew hav teh sekrit weppon outta backsyde too…. double PLEH!!!!
Teh dreaded DDG (WMD)..Deadly Green Gas (Weapon ob Mass Destrukshun)
Watch owt fur the SBD variety. Silent Butt Dedlee
Luk at teh itteh bitteh kitteh!
*SPLORT*
Oh noez!! Ambercat!!
Kwick!! Call de CCC!!!
WOO WEE WOOO WEEE
CCC cmez a’chargrin round da bind.
Dr. Tinycat jums outta CCC.
Takes big red shuvvl and startz scraipins brainz from teh paivmint.
Putz brainz back in Ambercats het. Attatchies CHRG Mark II, pattz titly.
Five dancin kittehs makez hawt chokklit foar Ambercat an all beistannerz.
Ambercat iz plassd in oh so comfy saiftee blankee.
Derr. Bettr??
*fur gud mezhur, puts a payr uv happigoggigoggles (see abuv) on Ambercat to prevent re-splortayshun*
wuld dat b ‘happikittehgoggles’ nao?!? wahteber dey r…dey r mush neaded! Aifinkso!!
*iz in awe of Dr. Tinycat nd deh reskue tehm*
*claps her flooffy paws*
Ai think we shud nao stock dese on CCC at all tymes- good addishun to protektive devises for splortashun prevenshun!
I seccund muffmint to add HGG to teh CCC. Iz kwikker to puts on tahn teh CHRG.
Conkratschumactchuns foar all involffd in teh diskrovrie n implimintayshuun of the happigoogigoggles!!! (Wurkz also foar hoominz an kittehz!)
Oh noez. Ambercat u gotz deh splortifified braynez!!!
* draggingz in deh CCC*
* rummij rummij
* findz deh whisk bruum and deh dustpan adn deh duktaype adn deh CHRG
* sweepingz deh braynez in2 deh dustpan
* Pourings dem bak in2 deh Ambercat kranial kabity
* Duk taypingz deh hed bak togezzer
* pullingz deh CHRG on.
* moar rummijing
Heer ya go, AC, a nice softee blankee 2 snuggling in. And a chokklit possum adn a nice hot cuppa tea.
* tukz her in and gibbingz her a liddul schmoo.
Siimz Ambercat gits speshull dubble treetmint!! Yay foar Ambercat!
Ai is honnered!
An ovyiouslee feelin bettar gin!
Gin? Wiv tonik an ysanaslys?
*schluuuuuuuuuuuurrrrpp!!!*
is teh commiteh gunna be present-eh?
velcro kitteh wheel attach two setter snout like a magicnet
fiercefangzoferrociousfurryfury
nameswitchcapacityaqwired?
roger
WPretentiondelay
plez2pardonnemoiXspearymintskthnx
STOP wasting thread space !!
No goggiez shall pass… ders a itteh bitteh kitteh committee meetin in da libbing rum!
Kitteh says “Yeah, I dare ya to step down. I kick ur butts – both of ‘em!”
Ohai Jane, Ai kin jess C kowerdlee lyin sain dis……..ooh dots
Adn itteh bitteh kitteh iz sew nawt kowardlee…hims bravest kitteh awound, nawt skeered of no googiez!
’scuse mai inneruptin… n-y-bodeh can has seen our poet latley? ai misses da lubley poems we ulway gotted…
yoo meen jack? himz got some pomes on teh last cupple threds. i comminted on at leest wun ob tehm erleir today, so i don’t fink i imajined tehm… anyway, he’z heer
i wurriez bowt him sumtimez cawz ob himz job (beleev him duz fings wif airplanes in teh air) but him alwzy coms bak
Not that jack’s job isn’t impoartant, but I think it would be teh *rly* hard if ur job was doing things wif airplanes in teh libbing room.
Or in teh china shop.
as lawng as uz no elifant eet shud bee noe problim…
well, i meen in teh ayr az oppozd to on teh grownd. me, i’z happyer wen teh ayrplane stays nise an safe on teh grownd. but tehn i gues it wuldn’t be much poynt in bein a ayrplane, wuld it.
hummm… so ai wus jus bee-in blynd. mus be mai chrg dat ai pullded to tyte.
fanks lunarmommy
yeh, tehres wun on teh dramatik dyin kitteh thred, an wun before taht too, i fink
LDOG: Ai betcha iffen ai bark at it, den it will goe away.
RDOG: Yeah, good luck with dat.
Nativeca66:
Goggies woofed at itteh bitteh kitteh. Kitteh stretched owt sharpie pointy fings. Goggies went run run run!
I HAS SHARP FINGS! DONTS MAIK MEH USE EM!
Lewis & Clark discober Ittybittysharpypointy Land.
Poysin an poyntee! Dedlee combinashun.
Tiny tiny kitteh butt!
Yoo shal not pes!
*stomp tiny paw on floor*
YESH GOOGIES I HAZ LOTZ OF SHARP POINTY FINGS!!!
*googies goz runz runz runz*