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oh death! where is thy sting?

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  1. Maus says:

    O solo Meoooooowww!

  2. DonAlexander says:

    Bible kitteh iz litrut!

  3. mom21kitteh says:

    shakespeare kitteh neither shakes nor spears.

  4. carosue says:

    Drama kitteh is dramatic!

  5. eeckthecat says:

    AI IZ TOO YUNG TO DIE !!!

  6. leeza-b says:

    want sum cheez wif dat ham?

  7. Erik says:

    Kitteh hopes to be nomnomnominated for LOLscar.

  8. death sting is onna scorpion tail or teh killa bee

  9. Patrick says:

    Wilyum…Shatnur…kitteh…pawziz…fur…dramatik eefekt…when…gibin…himz lynz.

  10. Emocat iys emotyng; alsoe kwalifies az Dramah Kween;
    Kitteh’s emoshuns bees iyn turmoiyl: oanliest fing tuu calmez her daown iys bowt 3 cheezburgers oar mebbee a kan ov rlly spensyve guushyfuud;

    (Beddure tuu foark iyt up, oar teh yowlyng wil kuntinue foar a kunsyderabul tiem!!)

  11. annipuss says:

    Ai fink teh kitteh needz sum mustid 2 goe wiv awl dat ham.

  12. rhsb says:

    Ohai, frenz!

    Ai jes wantid y’all 2 kno dat ai iz habbin trubblol aksessin mai emayle, sew if u has emayled mi an ai nawt ansered, ai NAWT ignorin u!

    (Ai tryed 2 tell teh cheezfrenz, but ai kant get in2 teh cheezfrenz rite nao, ether. Iz ai been frowed owt?)

    :-(

  13. martianmary says:

    Mist it bai dat much!! (Ai didded a varee simlur capshun tu dis pikchur. “Oh death – I embrace thee!”) *sigh* Bedder luk necks tyme Ai gess.

    • rattyma says:

      Das too bad :sad: butt yoo kan tayke de credit ob “grate mines tinkin alyke” an awl dat!
      .
      Aye dinnin noe until aye become Cheezefren but dere is ober 8000 picktures awlready voted on an jes waytin too post somedai! Das a wot ob piktures to wook frew four de Cheeze admin types!
      .
      Hao dey pik? “Eney mene pinkey toe…”

  14. MelONyx says:

    OMCC! It’s mai dotter in de merjensee room!

  15. Todd says:

    O grave where is thy victory?

  16. leeza-b says:

    I has a geekie kwestion.
    I wus trying to alter my ICHC name, just to take off teh ‘-b’ but it’s not letting me do it. Anywon no why? It’s not teh usual delay, I’ve posted comments since yesterday am as ‘leeza’ but none of them went thru.

  17. SteveLG says:

    shatnerkitteh can eatz scenery?

  18. lolnascar says:

    Gibs me liverties or gibs me deth
    *looks around*
    Okays, just gibs me liver

  19. Aahz says:

    Growltiger had noe ay noar eer 4 ot but Griddlebone
    “N da laydee seemded inrapcherd bai mai manlee berrytoan”
    Dispoazded 2 reelaksayshun n uhwaytin noe serpryz
    But da munelyt shoan riflektid n uh thowzind bryt bloo ayz

    “In una tepida notte d’estate, allorche la natura
    Era nel pieno fulgore, e la fresca rugiada
    Splendeva al chiar di luna sopra la verzura,
    Si poteva vedere il galeone ancorato.
    Oscillare in silenzio nel vento profumato,
    Dalla marea del naviglio serenamente cullato,
    In quella tepida notte che c’e dunque di male,
    Se intanta poesia anche il pirata divento sentimentale?
    Oscillare in silenzio nel vento profumato,
    Dalla marea do naviglio serenamente cullato,
    In quella tepida notte,
    In quella tepida notte,
    In quella tepida notte.”

  20. Hashim says:

    to be or to be, tahts teh qweshun!! i dun hab any other choice!!

  21. Cottleston Pie says:

    I’m also seeing visions of Siegfried and Brunhilde…

    Heil dir, Sonne!
    Heil dir, Licht!
    Heil dir, leuchtender Tag! –
    Lang war mein Schlaf;
    ich bin erwacht:
    wer ist der Held,
    der mich erweckt?

    • DonAlexander says:

      Wowzies!! Haz we founds nuther Dschermuun on ICHC??

      • CottlestonPie says:

        Well, I confess I googled it. :) (I am German, but only a little bit. The only German I know is from one semester in college.)

        • DonAlexander says:

          Oh, well.

          Wagner goez LOLcat:

          Ohai, yoo iz graet, beautimoos sunn!
          Yoo iz graet, wonnerfall litiez!
          Yoo iz graet, o sunnies dai with moch teh warms!
          Kitteh sleepz foar teh longiest tiem;
          Iz now uppin round:
          Hu bez teh stoopid hoominz,
          Hu inter… intru… braeks me draems?

          • DonAlexander says:

            Literal translation in hoominz-spaek:

            Hail thee, sun!
            Hail thee, light!
            Hail thee, glowing day! -
            Long was my sleep;
            I have awakened:
            Who is the hero,
            who wakes me?

            (Scene: Brunhilde on a stone table, Siegfried over her, both surrounded by a ring of fire.)

  22. Hashim says:

    shakespeare kitteh, exaggerates a bit… well nawt a bit, some what… ok not some what, A LOT!!!

  23. dahson says:

    Ai cayn’t tak deh floofynes animeowr.

    Dis floof b deh def of meh.

    **pix up drawmatik floofy kitteh nd luvs hims**

  24. Rattipuss says:

    O, hai!

    Ah iz dies nao, Horashows;
    Da potent poison quite o’er-crows mah spirit:
    Ah can’t iz lives 2 hears da news frum Englands;
    But Ah does prophesizes dat da ‘lection lights
    On Fortinbras: hims iz da kitteh dat Ah wants ta say rite nao wif mah voice;
    So tells hims, wif alls da ovver stuffs, ahfinkso.
    Mah silence. Let me show u it.

  25. paws4thot says:

    Frendz, Roemahnz, Ikeakittehz,
    Lend mii UR eerz,
    I kumz 2 buree Seezur,
    Nawt 2 prayz him,

  26. Jack Deth says:

    Tribbill Kitteh iz
    eebawllbeeeng. Can haz iieez, eerz
    poyntee endz andz mowff

    Tribbill Kitteh can
    heerz can oapunnurr frum sikkz
    awayz andz runnzd Hoam

    Tribbill Kitteh wantz
    gooshee fud! Willz maykz lawtza
    noyze 2 getz hurz way :-)

    Jack

    • Tidmum says:

      Oh Jack!! Thats teh Funneh!! Drama Kitteh of Tribblness she is :grin:

    • rattyma says:

      Oooh! Aye lyke dis nayme for kitteh! Tribbill Kitteh!
      .
      Does Tribbill Kitteh still et awl de grayns inna Enterpriss hold, oar dere somfin else we gotta keep herz away frum? She etz awl de gushy fuds an mayke menny bebbehs?
      .
      Mebe dat hebin fur de Cheezepeps! Lotsa Tribbill Kittehz fur ebrywun!

  27. Sean says:

    Best Lolcat evah! That was such a lucky picture capture!

  28. KittyPants says:

    Opera must be over- the fat lady has sung.

  29. bluesfan473 says:

    Mai kingdom fer a katnip mousie!!!!

  30. telefil says:

    Wha? With all the mentions of Shatner not a single, ‘KHAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!” or “From Hell’s heart I STAB AT THEE!”

    I’d feel old, but someone else here remembers Lost in Space too :P

  31. Qasim says:

    play. i does it and gud akshully

  32. lunarmommy says:

    opera kitteh makes teh most ob big 25-minit deth seen. (awdience finking, just DIE alreddy, we wants to go hoem!)

    • bluesfan473 says:

      :D kitteh needz de faik spear stikin unner hiz arm, sew realiztik!

      • lunarmommy says:

        yah, if iz a he, needz teh speer or teh nife stikkin owt. if iz a she, kan just be dyin ob Opera Heroine’s Dizeez. iz a sort ob consumpshun or tooberkyoolosis, eksept it leeves teh viktim wif enuff enurjy (an bref) at teh end for 25 minits ob singin herz trajik goodbyez.

  33. turtlol says:

    aw, kitteh, sabe teh dramaa fur yur mamah….

  34. Wel, thems sez iyts nawt oavver untyle teh fatt ladee singez,
    butt iyn tihs caiyse iyts teh chubbee kitteh!!! :lol: :lol:

  35. Ruby Peters says:

    Bwavo 2 dramatic kitteh…. Gweat purrrformance!!

  36. Catmaster says:

    Actually, I think it’s addressed to the black mamba in the tree above, about to strike. Heh, doesn’t he know that the venom in that thing is 100% fatal?

  37. bub says:

    wiy kitty dying is he O K wiy is the cat reaching for ceiling cat is he O K wiy is kitty still dying is he O K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  38. Michelle Curry says:

    i shall call him Dramaticat! :)

  39. Rhuny says:

    omg teh BRAHMS REQUIEM!!!

    literally (i think it’s the 4th mvmt) there is a line

    “Tod! Wo ist dien Schtakle?” ( pardon my attrocious spelling in german)
    litterally, “Death, where is thine sting”

    whoever captioned this is teh epic winningest person evah!

    • DonAlexander says:

      Ahem…

      That would be: “Tod! Wo ist dein Stachel?”

      And, anyhew, this is not from Shakespeare or Brahms originally, but from the Bible! 1 Corinthians 15:55, to be precise…

      But as requiems in classical music are based on the bilbe, and, methinks, mostly the death of Christ, of course you would find it there…

  40. john says:

    Well done whomever made this caption. Well done indeed

  41. exhoicat says:

    Hmmmm…mai furst thot wuz of Mimi, in the last act of “La Boheme”…

  42. lizzy says:

    brahms requiem!!!!! my favourite part!

  43. anon says:

    Where’s the pic for “O grave, where is thy victory?” then? lol

  44. joshy2 says:

    MMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAMMMIA
    DATS SAD!

  45. emily says:

    omg thats funny. midsummer nights dream. i played a fairy in that play


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