Comments on: we saves u

By: maudie

maudie — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 09:56:52 +0000

obiusly, in xchang for bezlly rubs!

By: Ruby Peters

Ruby Peters — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:41:37 +0000

ebery buddy shud hab a set uv seet wamerz liek deez!

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:40:44 +0000

Jes liek teh Madd Hatture’s Tee Partee: noe ruum, noe ruum, noe ruum!!!!

(Hmmm, thems wil probly maike ruum wen thems wunts tuu bees fed;
tehn iyt wil bees purr, purr, lik, lik, hed bonks, adn snorgles; tehn awl oaver untyle teh nexxt meel;)

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 18:59:49 +0000

Jus whar ai wan tu bii — biitwiin a fluff an a sof plaiss!

By: Jeremiah Haynes

Jeremiah Haynes — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 18:42:24 +0000

…we saves you a seat. So you can pet us, of course!

By: Rascal's Hyoomin

Rascal's Hyoomin — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 06:03:44 +0000

Is dat wai mai kitteh alwayz to startz chewin on mai handz? O_O *sigh* I haet ebil planz

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 05:42:11 +0000

Kay hooman, u putz de dvd in & mek de popcorm,o yea, doan fergit de milky drinkies fer us an gitz hour floofy snugglin blankie. Wii waitz hear fer u.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 04:09:22 +0000

roolz say hyoomans haz to moov arownd, kittehs kan stay in chairs.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 04:08:25 +0000

(tehn we attaks wif all poynty ends at teh same time!! bwah hah hah owr ebil plan will suxeed!! )

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 04:07:25 +0000

taht’s why most peeplez coms wif two hands, yoo kno. kan skritch two kittehs at wunce. up to four, if yoo haz two feetz an yoozes tehm too.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 04:06:20 +0000

iz plenty ob ruu, wun kitten at yor hed, wun at yor feetz, just watch owt for teh poynty endz an teh cat hairs up yor noze…
on sekund thot, mebbee iz a trap…

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 01:41:51 +0000

Oh yes, deh smyleeng kittehz…. I cant resisting dem.
{jack}

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 01:10:41 +0000

“Awbsurv t3h Classikk
Kitteh poaz 4 deesyreeng
a Prittee Wun’z lap”

“Kittehz awll curleed
upz andz smyleeng. Knoez dat
Hewminz can’tz reeesistz

“Kittehz canz playz dis
gaym awwwlll dayz lawnng. Untilz themz
getz satissfakktshunn!”

Jack.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 00:50:31 +0000

Me too! Ai reelee wanted to com an see yoo innit! *sniff* Mais Oui wudda com too! Maybee eben Phillipe.

By: rattyma

rattyma — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 00:41:37 +0000

Yesim, Aye will cawl yoo Goosey nao, iz muchly eze.. eaz… bedder.

By: Rascal's Hyoomin

Rascal's Hyoomin — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 00:37:06 +0000

Sea iz right ‘tweenz us so you can luvs us bof at saem tiem

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 00:29:38 +0000

yeh, dis sownds fun!! knowin teh cheezpeeps, i suspek wut roolz tehre ar miet be treeted a liddle, um, loosly liek wen we hab races, tehres alwuz peeps comin in five howrs later on tehr racing convayunces, just to still joyn in teh fun!! so dis sotry miet end up havin too or free or for berzhuns, or chappers, ifinkso

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:56:28 +0000

yr tea sing, riot?

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:53:06 +0000

*spritzes cweenmj’s skratchez wif Bak-teen*
Yew hasta taek caer uv doze, yew noe.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:51:46 +0000

DO WANT!!!!

By: poohbear3931

poohbear3931 — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:30:58 +0000

SPLOOOORT!!! Teh kyoot! Teh teenie tinie wibblie facez!

By: kitteh-doorman

kitteh-doorman — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:21:13 +0000

Plz to begin two-handed hed scratchings

By: Mr. Ilarijs

Mr. Ilarijs — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:21:06 +0000

I like to zleeeep, too…

By: Ebil Maus

Ebil Maus — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:18:52 +0000

Oh… OK. Perhaps if a debriefing is in order…

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:11:38 +0000

ummm, Ebil Maus, the dusting of busts is nawt considered part of the splort recovery process. In otter circumstances, howeber …

By: mumrik

mumrik — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:05:51 +0000

*LULZ*

By: evieee

evieee — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:03:35 +0000

ders akshually 2 books of Bulwer Lytton komtest winnrs. “It was a Dark and Stormy Night” and “Son of It Was a Dark and Stormy Night.” Posseblee mor. Iz only haz those 2. Keep i out at uzed book stor…they’s good for nite uv giggles and snerts.

By: Maus

Maus — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:57:00 +0000

No. I e-mailed the new studio director last week and have not gotten a response yet. It doesn’t look promising. The new staff don’t have the resources to mount a production of that size, especially as the departing director had to “cash-in” all of the studio’s assets (ie. sets, rehearsal space, costumes, etc.) for his retirement…
*Sigh x Elebenty x Elebenty*
I guess 12 years is better than none, but a 13th year would be “lucky”, in a way… It’s become so much a part of Christmas, that it will be really difficult not to do it. Ah, well… I can has a sad, I finkso…

By: rattyma

rattyma — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:53:08 +0000

Oh! Noe wunder aye kan no Googie it! lol! Iz Inkland? Nawt Auzzie’s n Kiwi’z? Oops. JKH4K r yoo frum Inkland?

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:50:27 +0000

6 nu pikturz in teh Spooky & Spooklets set… MAJOR SPLORT WARNING

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:50:14 +0000

Akshullee, itz a bad awl habit. We used to hav an ITT – Informashun, Tourz an Travwl Office! Ai think maybee that’s wai ai did it.
.
That’s mai storee an ai’m sticking tuit!

By: ohahtahgoosiam

ohahtahgoosiam — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:49:58 +0000

U kin jus cawl meh Goosey!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:48:13 +0000

Yes – shud bee TTI! Did ai rite ITT????? SORREE! Ami too fast typing – let me show yoo it! LOL!

By: annipuss

annipuss — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:47:29 +0000

It shud be TTI fer Teenie Tinee Ingerland (England in plain speak)

By: ohahtahgoosiam

ohahtahgoosiam — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:46:11 +0000

Ai copied adn paysted frum JanetCanHas4Kittehs butt it luks liek there’s a typo. Shud bee TTI (Teenie Tiny Ingurland). Iz taht rite JCH4K?

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:43:17 +0000

Needz a splort warning, ifinkso.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:40:52 +0000

*snert*

By: rattyma

rattyma — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:40:28 +0000

Ok, aye gonin too mayke mysef look lyke a big stoopy nao butt aye doan no waht ITT mean… Aye noe it’z four de cheesepeeps inn de Austrailia an Noo Zeelandz butt aye jes kan noe figger it owt. *sigh*

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:39:42 +0000

Werks fur me! Ene werd awn teh ballet??

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:36:47 +0000

ai clicked awn yer name, and yew has sum danjerus picshurs of those kittehs up there!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:36:39 +0000

Dose b sutch prittee captorz. I wunt mind beeing dere prizner.

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:34:55 +0000

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:34:53 +0000

Iz u wearing ur white glubz? Oar iz dey b ferbidden after Laber Day?

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:34:11 +0000

LCAT: Woah! Du yu see dat?
RCAT: Yeah man, wut iz it, teh moon?
LCAT: I dunno, butt wen yoo turn yor hed liek this, it luk liek mountains.
RCAT: Datz no moon, datz uh space…wait…it iz uh moon. ::snerk::
LCAT: Hoa did him get doez spandex pants awn?
RCAT: I dunno, forklift? Yoo fink heez gunna sit here?
LCAT: Where else iz he gunna sit wut hab 3 chairs?
RCAT: Wait! Heez backing up. RUN! *wuts dat beeping noize?*

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:33:45 +0000

Sew it iz.
*sitz down*
*tikkilz kitteh belleh wif eech hand.
.
Ooch! Ouch! retract deh pointee endz! OW!
*egzaminez skratch markz on handz.
Well, at least dey b matching.

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:31:06 +0000

Fer those hoo might nawt noes, the Bulwer Lytton contest is named after the awthor hoo acshually wrote the book that started wif “It wuz a dark and storym night…”. The contest inbites peeps to write a really awful opening sentunce to a miginary book. They are teh funny. See the linky posted by Maus, above, for this yearz winners.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:31:05 +0000

*JCH4K sips hur tee*

*taeks a choklit biscotti*

*dunk, dunk. Nom nom.*

Hmmm – ar yoo shur??? It’s reelee kwite deelishus. An teh vereee HITE ov fashun.

By: rattyma

rattyma — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:30:54 +0000

Waht iz weird jesse32? Why yoo mayke dis only-wurd komment?

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:29:21 +0000

day 35 of mah kitten captivity. Teh spooklets are now boiuncing madly around in their expandedededed play area, which, liek mah partmint is a little small, teh play area is right in front of mah door, so i haz to be caerful dat nobody eskayps and tehy has assumed taht thru teemwurk, if tehy all goez foar mah anklols at once, tehy can triez to bring meh down liek prey. iz funny, but it hertz liek crazy when i haz sevrul sets of poynty enz in mah legz and toes

By: rattyma

rattyma — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:28:49 +0000

Twaz aye dark an stormie nyte… so aye atted a BROWNIE!
.
…an hab sum milk ob course, fanky ohahtahgoosiam! (yoor nayme iz hard too wryte!)
Aye hope aye kan joyne de fun wit de story-tyme.