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arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
…i yam teh Dred Pirut Lolcatz.
..you kilt my fadder :prepayer to dye. Oh, wayt. Datz nawt my line, izzit?
Hallo mi nam id onrigo montago u kilt my fadder :prepayer to dye.
congradumalations on nawt sekond silly-brations??
…as you wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish…
i am teh dwed piwate lolcat
der will be no subibers
mi cats are heer
i is heer
but soon u no will be here
teh dwed piwate lolcat taks no subibers
all yous worst goggie nightmares are ebber to com tru
the dwed piwate lolcat is heer for you soul
sorrie for de dubble post
^^^Phesic at gate seen^^^
Fifteen burgers on a ded goggie’s chest
Yo ho ho adn a bottle ob ‘nip
Drynk adn basemint cat had dun foar teh rest
Yo ho ho adn a bottle ob ‘nip
*runz in.
*takez burgerz, bottel uv nip, and ho hoez
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nom nom nom
sip sip sip
nom nom nom
Wiv CatCheez, pliiz!
aww, did u fall go boom?
no he fell into firy swalump
wit R.O.U.S’s
Phonse uze gotta sea dis lol!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=843210
*cwosses finners dat aye dit cweenmj prowd an deed teh linky rite*
*cwosses toes dat Phonse comes bak 2 sea dis komment*
*Whew!* ifink itwerks!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I sew prowd uv u!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
YAY! {{cweenmj’s tootorial}}
Ai iz neever Phonse nor cweenmj — but yew did yer linky rite, rattyma!!!
Tee Hee Hee
dat is hil”hair”ious
I wonder what swamp ROUF is in
*cwosses finnrs hoping rattyma seees dis*
2 aww, did u fall go boom?
sowee fur dubbul toast… erm… poast
I borrying dis hi spot, hope u duzn’t minding sweetpea!!!
I wanna posting dis wun moar time. I fink u finding it relevant 2 ur intrests.
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Cheezeemap
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Can ai remind peeps of teh eggsistence of the cheez frend map?
It was created by Moe and is avaylubble at
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http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?
ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=106452371290513815140.00045475b181c63ce9c16&ll=33.
195029,-111.805115&spn=2.109838,2.507629&z=9&mid=1219144621
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Dis b a map dat showingz wear deh cheez peepz b.
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2 enter urself awn teh map, u will needing a login name and a
password. if u duzn’t b habbing a google akkownt, u kin use dese:
login name– cheezfrenz
passwd — nomnomnom
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Tew putting urself on dis map: First Sign In in deh upper rite.
Den klik on deh Edit buttin (but doant editing deh instrukshun box, pls.
leaving it dere fer deh next peeps to seeing)
Using deh +/- slider 2 adjust deh zoom level, and
use ur mouse to moving deh map til u seeing where u r.
Dehn klikking on teh blue marker icon at deh top uv deh map (it b lukkingz
like an upside down raindrop).
Drag deh marker to ur locashun.
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ebberywun, pleez be saef! donut gibs awai yur street adress fur teh krazy stalker peeplz an troles tu see. Jus mark yurseff ennywere in yur town awr siti.
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Wen u dropping deh place marker, a box opunz— putting ur name in deh top line wear it b saying “placemark ”
Den klikkin on Save.
Den klik on Done.
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B keerful wen u b in deh “Edit” mode, u kin edit ennyfing!!! u kin muv sumwun elses maker by dragging it around. I had 2 putting in new instrukshunz, cuz sumwun aksidentlee deleted dem adn puttinged himz name in deh struktionz commint.
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iffn yu maeks misteak liek moobin sumwun else’s marker, jus go awai frum teh paj widout saving. ai nawt tryed it, but ai finkso it shud werk.
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Fank u Moe!!! dis b wundermus!!
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dis b a grate tool 4 peepz hoo b wanting 2 hab cheez meetz. Oar just too b seeing where in deh whirrld deh peepz b hoo comminting. u kin seeing dat
dere b cheezee peepz awl ober deh whirrld. I fink it wud b grate to seeing
blue markerz ebreewear!!
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2 finding sumwun, u kin just skrolling down deh list on deh left side til u
seeing dheir name, den klikking on it.
Wii now returning u 2 ur reglar lolz.
O noes!
deh link got goobered up. I tryz agin. *crossez finnurz*
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=106452371290513815140.00045475b181c63ce9c16&ll=33.195029,-111.805115&spn=2.109838,2.507629&z=9&mid=1219144621
Dis link werked (teh nawt sekkund was borked, aifinkso). Ai iz nao on teh map!
Yay!! I haz puttinged dis info on mai “helperz” paige. Ifinkso, wii awl owe Moe a giant FANKZ 4 thinking uv dis.
{{{{cween n moe}}}} yew guys am teh bestist!!!
Oh, Luk!! NS, u b negst door 2 krelm.
aifinkso neer dizzyland? iffn mai memry serbs
An yoo guise! It’s REELEE kwite eezee. Teh proofff??? Ai did it – AWL BAI MAISELF!!!!
ai finkso yew iz jus bout reddi tew…..
tew……
tew……
Upload pikshurs!!!!
i b thinking wii needz 2 giving Janet hur ‘eggz purt’ level Geek Hat wif nawt wun, but TWO propellerz on it!!
yay, h’ray fur J-pak’s geek hat!!
*maeks cirkuls in teh dust wif hur toe*
Aw shuckz, yoo guize. Wif teechurs laik yoo, purdee soon ah’ll be abul to doo enething. 
Abowt 60 milez — we haz teh annyooul passes & goez kwite a bit.
Gud memree, jamamakitty!
Egg selent finking, cweenmj! Ur helperz payges r teh awesum 4 noobies and old cats who want 2 lurn njoo tricks. It’s byoootimuss wot we can acheeve togevva! Hooray 4 cheezfrenz!
Nao if placemark 78 who libs near Hetton in TTI can insurt her/his name insted of placemark, dat woold be wunderful. And YAY for JCH4K, the eggspert map edituress! WEll dun!
OK!! Fur the map. REELEE IIMPORTANT!
Sorree – ai’m gonna shaut!
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WHEN YOO AR PLACING YUR BLOO BALLOON, WHERE IT SAYS “PLACEMARK” = THIS IS WHERE YUR NAYME SHUD GO!!!! YUR ICHC NAYME, SO WE KNOW HOO YOO AR
Rite nao there ar FIVE unnamed peepl – wif just Placemark 78 or sumething similar – NOT telling us hoo there arr.
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Ebfeewun shud chek to maek shur yur nayme is in teh liszt!
*See propellerz spinning madlee. *
I think Janetz gonna git lift off ennee minit now!
My nayme iz dere correctly. I put teh tag veri clowse tew where I lib – I promisses I du nawt lib in teh zoo.
*snerk*
Yes, mutha!!!1!! Ai has put mai own geek hat awn and ai has tayken teh libberty 2 repayr sum of teh playcemarks and insurted teh editing purson’s nayme (iffn ai could find wun).
Tanky four dis! Eye iz on dere nao! Aye lub seein where some cheezfrenz iz. We apear too bee awl ober de playce!
Rattyma, i saw ur note dat sez u movez a lot. Did u noez dat u kin move deh marker later?? Just go bak in2 deh Edit and grabbing ur marker and moving it. Dat iz wut I will do wen wii movingz.
Yuppers! Aye will bee doin dat four sure wehn we mooves nex. Aye hope it will bee too Japan oar mebe bak 2 Hawaii. Mai hubbis lubs him sum Hawaii (we libs dere tree years) aye am ok wit it but aye hab berry (BERRY) wite skin sew aye hab to bafe inn de sun skreen befour aye go anywhere dere. *sigh* It gott owld fas…
Butt aye dye grass.
Ys, aye will mof deh marker.
i am teh dwed piwate lolcat
der will be no subibers
mi cats are heer
i is heer
but soon u no will be here
teh dwed piwate lolcat taks no subibers
all yous worst goggie nightmares are ebber to com tru
the dwed piwate lolcat is heer for you soul
Concatumalashunz on nawt sekkund, sweetpea! Danz and drinkz?
Yo ho ho adn a botlol o rum? not dat fond o rum, akshully, unless itz in sumfin.
A batch of chonklit rumballs
Butterum Lifesaverz
C…
http://www.amazon.com/Lifesavers-Candy-Butter-Rum-Pieces/dp/B000NOPFP8
whoa, dat seemz a lil expensif.
Crum caek
Drumstix
Extry scrumshus stuffs
F…
Fansee tropikul dwinkz
Ginormous fansee tropikul dwinkz
Hurricaine (teh dwink)
I…
Imajinary non-alkohoolic drinksees
Juniper berry juice
Kahlooooaaaahhh
L…
Inka Kola adn rum (nebber tried it)
Jamamamakitteh’s nitecap
kRUMb caek
L…
Loopy, dwinks dat makes you
Move over, make more rum fr me, pls
‘N Coke
O…
Oh, luk, moar rum!
Plz 2 handing mii deh Hot Budderd Rum.
Q…
Quick, befoar it getz coaled
Rummy, Gin
S…
Qwit drinkkin mai Hot Budderd Rum
Rum cake
S….
Scwewdriver wif Rum
Tai, Mai
Umbrellys fer teh Rum Drinkses
V…
Very tall Rum Drinkses
Wallbanger, Harvey (wiv rum innit?)
Xtra tall Rum Drinkses
Y…
YNGs
Zombees!
TA DA!!!
dunno about “made frum”, but there’s likely a high concentration in dere.
*concentrates on teh YNGs*
kerful…..don’t concentrate too hard…..dey moight burst intah flames.
*waves SHD away absentmindedly*
Yeah, yeah, just put the chandelier down over there by the axe-throwing dwarfs.
LCB, ai liked ur clebber C, D & E.
careful, don’t brake jur teef!
what’s u say ?
…i took ober frum the reel Dred Pirat Lolcatz when him wint to sleepzzzzzzzz.
oh, dratz. dis s’post to be up dere^.
musta gotted tanguled up in wun uv yer tendrilz.
*luks at cweenmj’s han *
six fingerz?!!!!???
*counts digits*
did u skipping ‘free’ agin???
how menee timez i gotta telling u…
Its wun, tow, FREE, fore, five!
Not wun, tow, fore, five, six!
*psi o releefs frum cliffs o insanitee*
is gut akshully, i guess dat meens you no hasing to purr pair to dye;
i no like hasing to blargh you!
dis pikshur wuz jamamakitty at teh dredded dentist agin…… makin progress, yay!!
*cownts dentistas fingurz*
jamamama!wot hapin’d???
wun, too, free…
mai not goin happind…….. mea culpa!! will be dun soon
on ICHC kittehs nebber has tew go tew dentist!!
ai can libs der??
an ai did NOT biting teh dentist finners……. ai iz gud pashunt!!
laffin gas makes me lol n lol……..
It puttingz mii 2 sleep…..zzzzzzz….
Wen mai sweet Pokey Joe (xtra large kitteh wif a very big fierce) had to go to the “starts wif V but we don’t say de rest of the werd in public” 4 de teef kleening, he hads to be puts in de BAD KITTEH BAG wif PAPER CUP MUZZLE* afor he cud eben get de nawt sekkind shot dat calms him (nawt much) befoer the akshul annis…anesstgh…sleeping gas! Such a ba-a-a-a-d kitteh! I lubbed him soooo much an miss him still. Just 5 months since deh cancer took him away for now.
* canvas bag wif hole for kitteh hed an zipper up de bak. I hav wonderful pikchur on my phone. Doktur very lucky to zip him in B4 pointy enz begin shredding process!
Awww, divakitty. Ai can tell how much yoo lubs n misses ur hart kitteh Pokey Joe.
{{{{{{{{{divakitty}}}}}}}}}
Can’t yoo just see hims frolikking in teh sunshien in teh Princess Mu Meadow?
Ai nebber herded ob teh BAD KITTEH BAG befoar – grate imaj. Teh last tiem ai tookinged mai meezer Sacha to teh V-E-T, mannee yeras ago, her freeked owt adn frew herself at teh door n window trying to get owt. Teh V-E-T useded levver gawntlets. Ai promised Sacha ai wuld NEBER bring her dere again, adn ai neber did – ai founded a V-E-T woh maded howse calls. Her be froliking in teh meadow wif Pokey Joe, aifinkso.
Tankoo 4.5 fer your kind thots! It sounz wonderful for Sasha n Pokey Joe 2 be having kitteh games in de meadows togedder.
OWWWWWWWWW! U stepp’d on mah tayle!
Wink wink. Nudj nudj.
dus u has sumfin in ur eye? an y u nudjin mee? hmmm?
saye noe moar. saye noe moar!
AARRRGGGg..
Datz a goodin..
Didja awl heer bowt da laytist pie-rit moobie?
It’s raytid ARRRR!!!!!:-)
Oh my! Inn dis land ob cheze dat may bee de cheeeeziest fing yet. Yoo git de Kraft Mac n’ Cheeze award!
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*gigl!*
I lubs daht kraft Mac n cheese!! In teh box ,rite? had hot likwid Rite?
I hoapso it is
Usta cud buy it in teh soopermarkits here in TTI, but I nawt seed it fer a lawng tyme
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My weerd eetin habits – I share dem
<3
LOL
Joey kitteh asks how’re yeww dooin’
Frenz ref FTW!
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Hai Dan! Iz u on deh cheezee map yet?
nawt yet
Ohai, Dan! Yoo shud doo it. It’z reelee pritte kool. Wun thing tho – it wud be bedder if teh naymes cud bee alfamabetized. Taht liszt iz gonna get REELEE long verree fast.
But if yoo doo it fast, yoo wil be neerish teh top, eneway!
dere, I’m onna map
*adjusts mental imij uv Dan
*frum Dallas 2 deh west side uf Ft. Wirth
♥♥♥♥ glad to see u Dan ♥♥♥♥
*crawls ovva map towards Texas*
Ah, dere u r! Hai, Stagehanddan!
*waves wif feelers*
dam, ai wuz goeenk to sez datz
Ai tryed puttin maiself on da cheez map. Noe luk tho
Kan ennyone halp?
Ai can. Shud ai go luk an see if yoo ar there???
Ar yoo Katnoonan? If so, yoo ar listed az Placemark 105. But it iz eezee to fix.
jawbreakers are fun for getting rid of your loose baby teeth!
oh…and….yaargh!!!!! yaargh-har-har!!!!
Sekund attempt:
*sigh…too tired too hoof Word PRess*
O hai evverbuddee.
I cants reed all teh poasts and it gibs meh a sad.
Cuz I has a pleh sicky.
An I r tired an needs too ress.
Butt nawt seckund, I wunt to say, I lubs all u cheez peeps. All ya..teh noobees, and teh olldees, an all ya.
Dat’s all. {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{cheezypeeps}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
/trots wearily off too neerest straw pile an collapses wiff a sicky woozeee
//I cums owt latur, k?
{{{{{kafleen}}}}}
Ai haz mist yew, Ms Dawn-Kee!!! Ai hoepz yer feelin beddur soon. No wantz yew to haz teh pleh sicky.
wii luvz u preshus dawnkey! {{{Kafleen}}}
*Cubbers Dawn Key wif skai-blu barn blankee wif liddle horseshoes n dandylyons onnit. Leebs a mug ob hot hunnee n lemin in caes seh wakes up an is thirstee.*
{{{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}}}
sorry yoo haz teh sikkies.
yoo rest a lot an i hope yoo feelz better soon.
heer, i bringz yoo chikkin soop an icy-cold spriet (wut i likes wen i’z haz teh sikky, if yoo not lieks can traed for hot lemon-an-hunnee) an yor favrit mazagines for wen yoo feelz too pleh to sleep.
*coaxes sum itty bitty kittehs 2 curl up neggst to dawn key 4 comfurt*
Dere u are kafleen, dearly belubbed donkey. Nao u has lubberly company 2 tayke ur mind of fings.
I hate you Word Press.
I hate you so hard.
Oh, printed that, didn’t you?
*collapses from teh sicky*
*skritches dawn-kee behin teh eerz & givs hur a peanut buddur parfay*
Wut she sed. Wif a chokklit martoonee.
*watchez az donkee risez up adn takingz a golden shod hoofee
*2 deh frustermating werfless weirdpress.
oooooo. dat gotta hurt!
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is speshul parfait foar d’Onqué: kyurez wot ailz ya. garanteed or yr munnies bak. if you kan catches me, dat iz!
*skampurrz off*
Wao Mary O! Teh artistree! Teh perfect parfaiteree! Teh peenut butteree!
Hmmm, Kafleen bes asleep rite naow. Dis byootimus conkocshun R going to go to waist. As Mary wud sai, wot to do, wot to do? *skritches hed*
*yoinks parfait adn commenses to nom*
“Hebben, ai’m in hebben…”
*peeks n snurts*
♥
Otay, ai R going to bed naow wif a giltee.
An a tummee ake.
Lukilee ai habbing teh ingreed… ingread… stuff yoo need to making anuvver parfay fur teh Dawn Key:
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G’nite 4.5!! sweet dreemz. ♥
Heeeeeyy der…Aiz winkin at You!
aim skarrred…
fang kew ebberybuddee who has becomed mai fren!
I has not been on heer fur a while becaws ai has a berry bad sad.
sumthin rong, iz mai depresshun, an nuthin can be duns cept hang in bai teh tippity tips uv mai pointy ens.
ai lubs ebberybuddy heer (septs teh trollz)
ai will be able to laffs at teh kittehs again soon ai hopes
Oh Hai, mugglemary!! sry u haz deh big sad.
I hopez u b seeing deh medikle and/oar deh mentul helth profeshunulz. Deh can helping u. Onnest. I noez. I b taking deh happee pillz. mai Dr. helpinged mii 2 getting deh rite wunz so I duzn’t be feeling awl dopee oar sleepy oar enneefing like dat. I haz deh kalm and helthy braynez now. 
wii hopez u kum and play moar wif us.
{{{mugglemary}}}
oh fanks, yes ai hab been a longtime user of teh medikle mentul health peeps for bery long time, hab just hit sum sort of speed bump
fang kew fur teh hugs
{{{{{{{{qweenmj}}}}}}}}
ohai (((mugglemary))). ahm sew sorree u r habin de sad, pleez 2 be takin cair ob ursef & comez 2 cheezeland anee time u needz sum peeps 2 be tawkin 2, otay?
*Sharpenz mugglemarys pointy ends so her can hanging on tite.
*appliiiz kote uv prittee polish 2 deh pointee endz so her lukz snazzee.
ooooh, fangkew, cween, lubllee choyse ub culler – real red wif just a touch ub teh rainbowee top coat! as ai gaze up at mai pointy ens above mai hed as ai hang on tew mai perch, is such a prettee culler encurages me tew look up not daown.
ohai mugglemary! i iz a looong time “clinically depressed” peep maiself. ur notz alawn, k? dere reeely iz light at teh end ov teh tunnel, an it dusnt hav tu b teh train! pleez sees ur Dr. Tinycat an take anee meds he gibs u. come an talk tu us heer in cheezland wen u feels teh bad sad, k? or anee timez u laik. {{{{{mugglemary}}}}} prayin fur u.
fang kew africat
ai does hab a shrinkee type person an she is berry gud, trying hard to help me thru tihs bad patch. ai dins no that any dr can be a dr. tineecat! ai nows taht tehre is lite at teh end ub teh tunnel an tihs wont last, but it seems laik forebber when its been 4 days in teh major leeg dumps.
{{{{{{{{{africat}}}}}}}}}
Luk Ma, no cabitiez!
btw, qween an afri, ai duz hab teh medz, three different at last cownt an ambien cr for teh sleeps an to stop teh racing ob mai brain, but nawt werkin sew good naow. mai too kittehs doin a good job ub bein nurses, keepin me on sum sort of shedule an cuddlin in bed wif me. lack ob teh posable fumbs keeps tehm frum bringin me fuds an drinkees, but taht okay sew ai gets owt ov bed.
ai will be fine soon ai am shure, but ai lubs all teh hugs prayers, good thots et settera frum mai cheezfrens an tehr kittehs!!
{{mugglemary}} tawking tu yur dr. ifn deh medz not werking…..i wented frew bowt 3 differnt rxz b4 getting wun dat werkingz 4 mii….evverbuddeez differnt… gotta go 2 bed noaw. g’nite. ♥♥♥♥
ai’ve been on a few diffrent medz, and its just weerd that ai feel tihs bad. fanks fer teh lubs
ai tried to put maiself on teh cheezfrenz map but am afeered ai put maiself in two diffrent locashuns when ai tried to move mai little blue fingy a bit up the block.
off to vote
iz sry u iz habbin hard tyme…… believez meiz I noes AWL about dat! Iz bein on da happi medz fur a lawng time… da onlist wuns I don recomended ar da effixor er- takz lawng hard time ta get offa it… n proseac did da opposite n mad me wurse- Iz on da Welli buterin nao- seemz ta help- I haz da bad tymes sumtimz still- datz when I uses da stawngest, bestest medicine possibl CHEEZPEEPS!!
cheezpeeps “medicine” iz about da onli fing dat is kepin meiz sane nao….
I recomend lots n lots ub cheezpeeps!
momcat
tank yew, gascat! ai had a berry bad time getting off another med, can’t remember teh name. am currently on teh effexor xl, lamictal, an zoloft besidez teh ambien er.
yew is so sweet to me momcat, can u tuckies me in bed for nao?
Thanks for sharing such wonderful info. Have a good one man.
harr mi matey!!
we iz a pirate!! HURRR!!!
aarrrghhh… dis hurts…
stop dat! ur faice iz gonna freez dat wai!
Yesh, rlly; wen Ai wuz a liddle kitteh thems usta saiy taht tuu: “Doan maike faiyses oar yuur faiyse wil staiy taht waiy”;
Sumetiems Ai fink tehre bees sume truuth tuu taht; sume peeps hoo ar rlly crabbee alla tiem, thems haz faiyses taht reflekt tehir muuds adn dyspohsishuns;
Pleh!!!! Doan wanna windez up taht waiy!!!
Soon 2 beh followed by invisiable dentist visit!
NOM NOM NOM
UGH!!! IZ YOU OKAI???? CUZ YOU DONT SEEM OUKAYZ?? IZ HERE, TELL ME