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MEDIC!!!
Pleez scroll down fur announcement aboot teh nawt sekkund ‘Dark and Stormy’ fun!!!
Conga rats Goosie. U leed 10 poastins in teh nawt sekund minnit!
O fanks annipuss! Ai gotted luckee tihs tiem. Ai iz nawt up fur danses butt ai wud liek tew share mai bukkit o’ graypes. Tehy r teh wite wuns wif noe seeds adn tehy r chilled adn krispy. Bestest graypes ai has inna lawwwwwnnnnnngggggg tiem.
*throws bunches of graypes to ebbreywun*
MMMmmm…nummies !!!
Mebbe we can stamps awn sum and maykes sum wine!
Doan’t fink Ai can wate dat lawng – Ai’ll juss opin a boddle!
Oh,yesh…cheez and bred and a boddul uv wine shur sownds gud rite nao!
Ai’d rather hab uh bawdlol in frunt ob meh than uh fruntlol lolbawduhmee.
Haow proefound, Wizzerd!
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Sum gerl wif sykik paowurz, herz sed “T-boan, watz ur sine?”
I bleenkt n anserded “Neon,” I thot I’d bloe herz mynd.
POPPIES!!!!1!
I C da beeg green gloe-n-da-dark hows onna hill,
N I C da beeg dark forist tween me n da beeg green gloe-n-da-dark hows onna hill,
N uh liddul oald laydee onna Hoovur vakyoom kleenur saiyin “I’ll gitz U mai priddee n ur liddul gog Toto 2!”
( I doan ebben can haz uh liddul gog Toto )
Such predikuhmints, Ai mus forj ahed!
To dream the impossible dream.Walkin down teh rhode wun dai, doo-dah, doo-dah.
Ai must find teh troof ob lief.
Ai sed, “Butt yoo noe, kidlets, ai kin handle uh beeg, green, gloe-in-da-dark hows up onna teh hill,
Ai kin handle uh durn forest,
Ai kin handle teh widdle ol’ lady,
Butt datz uh berry stwange rhode yoo awr sending meh down!
Ai’ve seen yeller stwypes in teh middlol ob uh rhode ‘fore, butt kidlets, uh, neber kwite dat wide!”
Awl wight, tighten yor shorts pilgrum, adn sing liek da Duke.
**singing like John Wayne**
Foller da yello brik rode (C’mon),
Foller da yello brik rode (Evvyboddee seeng),
Foller, foller, foller, foller, foller da yello brik rode.
Ifn ebber uh wunnerful wiz dere wuz,
Da Wizzerd uv Aahz iz wun becuz
Becuz, becuz, becuz, becuz, becuuuuuz,
Becuz uv da wunnerful fingz himz duz!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la! Ha-ha!
We’z awf 2 C da wizzerd,
Da wunnerful Wizzed uv Aahz!
Existenshul nuthing. Dat wuz downright pragmatical.
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Self promoshun. Yoo awr doin it right!
Ah, Tom “T-Bone” Stankus and “Existential Blues”. A true classic…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEOQQvGffWE
or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nJ30dodvdc&watch_response
The response is ultra-weird – be prepared for existential Monty Python at the end….
Iz nawt pragmattickle, nc66 — jess kornveenyintz dat I gotted 2 kwoat dat part uv da sawng, adn Oz n Lolspeek jess happinz 2 b Aahz
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(datz mai stoaree n I b stikkin tuit)
*Gits owt deh WD-40 and sprayz Aahz
*teh tuit slidez off Aahz.
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yer welkum.
Darn, I lawstid mai tuit…
Naow I hafta gitz uh rownd tuit agin…
Who are you weird little wonders?
or tu quotez teh great Omar Khayyam: “A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and thou.”
ive been murderfied!1!!
(whispurrs… ohahtahgoosiam is probly gunna post anudder annoucment so beez redy
)
pls halp!1!!
is nawt kitteh taht is merderrrrrrrd; it’s teh sawng:
MIIIIIIDNYYYYYYYYYYYTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
Nawt a sownt form eh
*breff*
PAAAAAAAYYYYYYYVVVVVVVVVVVMUUUUUUUUUNNNT!!!!
Has teh mune lorst her mamrees?
She is shynink….
A Loan!
Losin teh “mamrees” mite cause her clothes to fit funnee…
Its a maze inn wot yu can do wiv good upholstery!
Tanks fur teh mamrees.
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Tanks?!? – Gonna need lots ob upholstery aifinkso.
*joynes in a dementid forf aka ebil tritone abuv*
Skriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch me
It’s so eeeeeeeeeeasy to leeeeeeeeeeve me
All alone with the memrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee
O mah daze in teh sun
If you tooooooooooooooooouch me
Yule understand what happiness iz
Ifinkso wii has teh naem ob teh ICHC musik groop: Teh Ebil Tritones.
*shows paypr wif top seek rat plans fr the Yello Ebil Tritone Submareen*
Awn da Web wun dai wuz bornded
A funnee site kawlded I C H C,
Adn we LOLed at awl da pics
In da land uv teh CheezFrinz.
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Az we livz uh lyf uv Cheez
Evvywun uv us LOLz awl we nead.
Skai uv bloo n C uv green
Adn owr Yello Cheez Submareen.
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We LOL n owr Yello Cheez Submareen
Yello Cheez Submareen, Yello Cheez Submareen,
We LOL n owr Yello Cheez Submareen
Yello Cheez Submareen, Yello Cheez Submareen.
Speakin’ as teh Diva, ders not much more ebiler dan de tritones 4 de moosishun!
Reemark da cat hoo hezzytaytz twoard U
N da lyt uv da dore wich oapinz awn herz liek uh grin.
U C da boardur uv herz cote iz toarn n staynded wif sand
N U C da coarnur uv herz ay twist liek uh krookid pin.
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Herz hawntid minnee uh loe rizoart
Neer da grymee rode uf Todnam Cort.
Herz flittid uhbowt da noe-manz land
Frun da Ryzin Sun 2 da Frind at Hand.
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N da poastmun syd az himz skratchted himz hed
“U reelee had thot herz otter b ded,”
N hoo woodebber spowz dat daaaaaat…
Wuz Grizubelluh, da Glammer Cat.
Aahz! Mai deer danzing partner!
Sum male advice desperately needed: Hao can ai (discretelee) encouraj mai BF to tok abowt “fings”?
Ennee adbiec gratelee appreshiated.
kthxbai
Ohai 4.5K!! I dunno ifn I kin givz U merjinsee ko-mew-nikayshun hepz. Beeyin uh gy, I nawt b havvin 2 git anuvver gy 2 tawk bowt “fingz.” Az 4 me tawkin bowt “fingz” wif mai luverlee wyf, I hadded 2 lern haow 2 ko-mew-nikayt wif uh gerl sew win herz wontid 2 talk bowt “fingz” I cood dew sew.
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Da bestist hep I hadded 4 ko-mew-nikayshun tween gyz n gerlz wuz uh buk kawlded “Men Are Clams, Women Are Crowbars” (srsly) bai David Clarke. Himz ideer iz dat wifout aktivlee triein 2 ko-mew-nikayt kreklee, gyz klam up n nawt wanna tawk bowt “fingz”, wyl gerlz trie 2 prie “fingz” owtta dem liek yoozin uh croebar, wich maykz gyz klam up awl da more tytlee. Himz buk dimunstraytz da diffrintsiz tween gyz n gerlz, spusiffiklee n da waiz dey ko-mew-nikayt n da waiz dey finkz. Noein dat, den himz shoez haow bowf gyz n gerlz kin ko-mew-nikayt beddurer.
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Heerz da leenkee 2 da buk awn Amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/Men-Clams-Women-Crowbars-Understanding/dp/1577484509
It can haz uh sneek preevyoo uv Chaptur Wun, sew U kin gitz un ideer uv wat itz liek. Himz ritez reelee funnee, but himz iz seereeyuss win himz neadz 2 B. Chek it owt, n C ifn it kin hep U owt. Hoap evvyfing werkz owt 4 U!
Fanks Aahz!!! Ai’m glad ai axinged yoo. Ai will defnitlee chek owt dat buk.
Ai fink wif mai BF, teh boddum lien is he msut feel saef. Nawt shur yet hao ai can halp wif dat.
4.5K, U musta awlriddee red da sampull awn da amazon site! Ur kawmint bowtn himz feline sayf b ZAKLEE wat David Clarke wood sai in himz buk! I finksew U mite dew reelee whale reedin dis buk — U awlriddee can haz ideer wat hasta happin…
Glad ai’m own teh rite trak!
Medic! Paging Dr. Tinycat!!!
o come awn.
it wuz just a littul seltzer.
Be glad it wuzzint a pie…..
…n uh kreem pi…
Itz awl part uv a roos. Teh kitteh iz acting an tryin to get Dr Tinycat to kum owt in teh open fur himz own shaer uv seltzer-sprayin & pi-flingin.
u kin bai sharez uv Seltzer & Pi???
how dey b listinged on deh DowJonez??
Noe, it nawt b listeed — it b uh Penny-Ante stok…
Cawl teh medics
Rooooxaaaannne!
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Oops – Dats teh pohleese, nawt teh medics.
Haow bowt sum Dr. Hook n da Medisin Shoa:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slmc4v3KBuM
( kumpleat wif Dutch subtytlz )
( doze rispawnsibble 4 da subtytlz can haz bin sakt )
Datz phunnee. Ai doan noe ’bout the Dutch subtytlz tho. Ai doan speek it. Itz awl Greek tu meh. Sew I taik yor wurd fur it.
send in Forrest Gump to da reskew!!
…run, Forrest, run the kitteh needz halp!
Okai, Lootinnint Dancat…
Ai gotta git Bubba!
Maek shur himz bringz plentee uv shrimps.
Alfredo Skrimp
Barbecue Skrimp
Coconut Skrimp
Dan teh Loo10ant Skrimp
Elvis’ leg brace dance Skrimp
F…
Fried Skrimp
Gumbo, Skrimp
Hawt Skrimp
Icy Skrimp
Jumbo Skrimp
K…
Kentuckee burbun flavr shwimp
Lemming shwimp
Many many many shwimp
NNey kinda shhrimp
Owr shhrimp
Poppycorm shhripm
Qwit eeting mai shhrimp
R…
Reely gud skrimp
Spicee skrimp kabobs
Tomatos nd skrimp
U bak awai frum mai skrimps
V…
Vindaloo spiced shrimp
Western barbecue shrimp
x-staw sauce, pleez shrimp
YNS (yung nekkid shrimps)
Zeebra strypy shrimps
King Prawd Skrimp
Lemmin Twist Skrimp
Marsala Skrimp
N…
newklear haot skrimp
orange glaze shrimp
pink shrimp, boiled
Q…
Quirky skrimp
Roar skrimp
Saltie skrimp wit nobs on
T…
now MaryO…
R u shure yur just not trying to get hold uv somma dat Bubba Gump shwimp?
Mmmmm…Bubba Gump Shrimp Co…..one uv teh bestest restyrants ai ebber been to.
nomnomnomnomnomnomnom
wot, moi twy to get shwimp by twiks? dunno wot chew meen…
nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom….
pew pew pew!!
Ahhhh! dey gotz meh!!
goggies onna de rite flank! goggies onna de lef flank! Weez owtnumbred kittehs!!
Cawl four de reinforcmints! We needz an ayrstryke wit de oranje poysin tings. Aye noe de goggies et dem up den dey go boom an we be sayfe.
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Cawl in de flappy-fudz nao damink!
*pew pew pew*
De floof iz flyin fik hear boyz, it bin a pleazur too surb wiht awl ob yoo… iz it gettin dawk in hea?
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Izzat yoo celin kat? Iz mie tyme up, awl nine ob dem lifes is done nao?
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*kaf kaf*
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*weak sigh* Iz bin a gud lyfe, tell mie ma aye lub her an…
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*kaf kaf*
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Oh, de lyte. Itz so pwetty…
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*Kaf*
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*Arghhhgh, pleh*
…
The curtain comes down then rises again as kitteh leaps to his paws and takes a bow.
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fank yoo fank yoo ebrybodi, aye wood lyke too fank de goggies for der sefless interpretation ob “de enimie”, an mye ajint four findin dis wunnerful opportunity, an mye:
Aunt Esther whoo teached me awl abowt de drawma
Bit acktors whoo werk rilly hard four noe nom’s
Ceiling cat for witowt whom dere bee no playe
D…
Deeerektor who yellt at ebbrywon
Eastlake Playhowse for probyedin da stayge
Furst row fur cetchin me wen I falled off da staybe
Grips fur not droppin da lytes on my hed
Handlers fur maykin sur I got to my hayr appointment on tyme
I…
Dere awdienz to atc 4
Eberywun wo hap wit pruductn
Furry fingz
Gushy fuds manufaturererz
H…
Hayrball cleener uppers
Instruktors in teh akting
Junoform maykerz so wii luuk reelystik
K…
Kue Kards fer readin offa
Litez so peoplez can see us
Meyestro fur direktin da pit orchester
Nawt Sekkund night fer da openin
O…
Ohai booooklits for prugrammz
Purrrrrrtee bakgruds 4 seenery
“QUIET” yeler owf-staje
Reelee beeg sho
S…
Hand Dan Stage fur StageHandDan
Ink manufacshurers fur maekin ink fur writin wiv
Jelly t0 eat at teh Nawt Sekund Nite Partee
K…
Kittehs hoo bleeved in me!
Lobbee refreshemint stands fur keeping ebreewun happee
Mai Mom, hoo bleeved in me!
N. . .
Get de Hook! (grate actin but acep..assptect…thankee you speech way too long!
Leave no kitteh behind!
BLARGH !!!!
Dey got me !!
BLAAAARGH! Ai iz ded…
AHHHH !!!
Who picked dis paynt color ????
Iz HIDEOUS !!!
Ai’m DYIN here !!!
cawl de mergency dekoratin skwad!!
Need new paint…STAT !!!!!
an 10cc’s ob noms!!
Non ironic use of poor paint color choice detekted.
Call Ty Pennington!! (den call me when he gets heer..)
Meee-ow four de Penny-ton mayns! (onlee if he wood kep hiz mauf quiet doe, he iz a lettle yappy, yoo noe?). Karter Osterhaus is pretty nommish too. At lease ifinkso…
Hmmmm…wonder if we haz current opnigs for new YNGs? Mabee Ty n Carter (and Andrew Dan Jumbo!) shud apply.
Raydar kitteh sez, “Chopperz!! Inkumminz woondid!!”
Raydar ORLY?
ANNOUNCEMENT
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We interrupt this thread to announce that on Wednesday, September 10, on the 4th lolcat of the day (see times below), will be the first ever (on this site anyway) ‘Dark and Stormy’ progressive story. The rules are simple:
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The story begins ‘It was a dark and stormy night…’
Each person adds a paragraph or line
Responding to your own post is a no-no but multiple posting is encouraged
The story is limited to 50 entries, perhaps less if nesting becomes a problem
The last person to post must end the story
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I will start the story and try to incorporate the lol posted. Beyond those mentioned above, there are no rules! It works best if you enter the paragraph number in your post so we can keep track of where we are. Try to keep lols and comments within the story to a minimum in order to preserve the flow. And remember to use the ‘Reply to this comment’ feature so your post doesn’t get lost at the bottom of the page. WP may eat your post but don’t worry, it will likely show up later and still make sense!
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4th Pic 9 AM ICHC
8 PM ITT
3 PM EST
2 PM CST
1 PM MST
noon – PST
If you have questions or comments you can email me at yahoo dot com. We now return you to your regularly scheduled lolcat.
Dis sownz liek itz gunna b fulla da win n awsumniss! I b lukkin 4werd tuit
I staht lyk a rownd tuit?
http://www.sjsu.edu/faculty/scott.rice/blfc2008.htm
FYI
In high school my creative writing teacher gave us the intro line and each of us wrote our own short story. A few of us got the idea to pass around a note with the line as the title and then we would add a line or two and pass it on. By the time 30 kids got done with it we were dying of laughter.
yay Mary O!! Ebreewun shud luk at this to see sum ov teh things that hav been dun! ;_
w00t! i gotta postcard dat sez “o hai frum JCH4K” adn it hazza bolibian stamp & pitcher. is dat frum you, Janet, oar frum a holografix JCH4k?!!!!!?!?!?
Dere mite shood b wun moar rool — refresh rite b4 poastin sew dat U kin mayk shure ur noo adishun 2 da stoaree nawt b mayded ir-elephant bai sumwun elsiz poast dat gotted poastid rite b4 urs. Watcha fink?
told ya he wood posta announcement…
Fanks Aahz! Ai will remebber tew inklewed taht wif teh neckst a-noun-cement.
Noe prawblim. I jess C haow da alfamabettickle listeez goe win CheezFrinz fur-gitz 2 refresh ( inkloodin me!!
), sew I thotted it myt b gud 2 rimynd evvywun 2 refresh 2 hep keap fingz oarginyzded…
Wut tiem in TTI??? Elebenty-two o clok?
psst…poohbear3931….TTI Tiem wud bi 8:00.
Dats ebenin, nawt mornin!
Fanks fur teh informashun, lindykat & annipuss!
dat’s riet, annipuss. Mai clickey finner tu eksited tu put teh Pee eeM. Fank yoo!
Errr… Ai am confuzled. Taht iz eazy wit a bare ob bery liddel brane! Will taht be 8 pm on Wed 10th OR 8 pm tomozzle, Tues 9th ~ fur TTI???! Halp!
Gettin confuzled bai tiem Down Under in Oztrailer…. O mai!
poohbear3931
Don’t werree. It’s reellee eezee. Fur yoo, it iz awn Wednesday , teh 10th ov September, at 8 PM oar 20:00. In teh evening.
Kthxbai!
this soundz like it will be full of win. ai for one welcome our new literary activity.
*sharpens pencil*
*eyes pencil nonchalantly*
*doubles the entendre*
but only haf deh kalreez!
Aye gots tears in mai eyes laffin at dis wun!
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pencil = win
“Writes great!!1!”
“Less filling!!1!”
“Writes great!!1!”
“Less filling!!1!”
“No, this new PaperMate pencil both writes great AND is less filling!”
1 fur all and all fur 1!
U guyz gwon widdout meh. Ai be slowin u dwn!
It was…da sqwerls… Avenge me!!
Wel, kitteh, Ai knoed teh cheezburger thems throewed at yuu wuz kynda owld, butt Ai dint fink iyt wuz taht haurd…….!!!!
Ai wuz jus 1 day frm rtirmnt!
Oh no! Yer bleedin’ grey!
Heez loosing hiz fur kolur!
♫♫♫
Show me the way to go home *hic*
I’m tired and I want to go to bed
I had a little drink about an hour ago
And it went right to my head *hic*
♫♫♫
Where ever I may roam
On land or sea or foam *hic*
You will always hear me singing this song
Show me the way to go home *hic*
♫♫♫
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97RSuv8hroc
Wen Ai waers mai beeg posh hat, Ai sings:
Plees dyrekt me to teh rezzy dense ob mao aboed
Ai am fateegd an Ai wish to retyr
Ai partuk ob a bevrij poksimutly siksty minits ago
An it went dyrekly to mai crayniyum
give me yoor car keys….
Ur -
Goezmi deh waitu shohome
Aiz beddan ai wanna gotired
Ai haddalidel hore boud a drinkago
An mai hed it rite went
hore=houre, naud sumpin ehlse.
Dat’s OK den!!!!1!
Whew! 8-o
Aye fought we wuz abowt too loose ower “G” ratting an wuz goning to jump all de ways two de otter end ob de alfabit, de letter atween w an y!
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fanky eberso four de propper interpretashun JAJEH! Reely gud rewrite ob de powem too, aye likey!
“MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWM! I NEEDA KWARTUR FOR AN IIIIIIIIICE CREEEEEEEEEEEM!!!”
MAAAAAWWWM! I’M BORRRRED!
* ahem *
Ai belung tah Glasgae
Deer ol Glasgae toon
But tehre’s sumfing teh madder wid Glasgae tonite
Ai finkso
Cos iz going roond n roond!
lol!!!! Dats wud kitteh singin, aitinkso!
Tempur tantrum kitteh doin et rite.
Meh tinks hims neads a tyme owt. aifinkso.
Ur a nap.
or sum snorgles nd luvs.
but defnitly No. Mor. Sweetees!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Iz nawt broekn!!!1!!
Ai doan hab uh drinkin prawblem!
Ai dwink, ai get dwunk, ai fawl down.
Noe prawblem.
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Nao leeb meh alone.
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Rooooxaaaannne!
Wehn Ai hab a dwink on a Caturday nite
Glasgae belungs t0 meeee!
::grabz uh pint::
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Derz nuffin in keeping yor munee,
And saybin uh shillin oar tu;
Iffen yoo hab nuffin tou spend, den yoo hab nuffin tu lend,
Why datz awl teh bedder fur yoo!
Der noe harm in taikin uh drappie,
It endz awl yor trubble and stryfe;
It gibz ye teh feelun dat wen yoo git hoam,
Yoo doan gib uh hang fur teh wyfe!
to cheezpeeps:
iffin u iz reedin dis, (lolspeak off) i have succeeded in making a comment at school.
yep. success, yew can has it.
Wut sowrt ov comet?
Yes, wud yoo pls fill inn dose ob us dat doan know waht iz goning on wit skool dat yoo wud need too make a komment?
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Odderwize, conga-rat-ulations? (Aye doan noe ifin de komment wuz a gud oar a bad fing…)
we no teh truths! U jus wakin up from nap.
Iz too late to save mai privates, Ryan!
Ohai LoftheB, nawt seen yu in aaaaaaaaaaaaaajes! Juss tuk a luk at yur blog – wot fun! Plees joyn us for teh “Darkanstormynite” gaym, awn Wensdy.
It haz indeed bin ages since we hav seen yoo! Ai doo hoep yoo ar nao coming bak, too. Wud bee grate fun!
“AIIIII-YEEE-YIII-YEEE-YIIII,
OOOOHNLY LUB,
YOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOO-WOOO-OOOOOOO…”
Mai eerplugs, let me show u dem!!
Save de Kitteh!
Been hit by da goggiez bad bref!!
hai wazzup i likez yur lols!
MAN DOWN MAN DOWN! MEDIC! DON’T LOOK AT IT! YOU’RE GOING TO BE FINE! STAY WITH ME SARGE! WHERE’S THAT GODDAMN MEDIC! HE’S LOOSING TOO MUCH BLOOD! GET HIM OUT OF THE HOT ZONE NOW!
“Alpha-One-Six to base, repeat, Alpha-One-Six to base! We got a man down here! Send medics NOW! Repeat, request immediate medical assistance now!
“Base, do you read?
“Base, come in, base! This is Alpha-One-Six to base! Hello, come in base!
“IS ANYONE OUT THERE?!”
SO I SYA IVE BEEN HIT!
THEN IT BOUNCES OF MEH AND HITS NEWMANS CHEEK THEN HIS THIGH!
jerry: that’s one magic loogie…
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH Jaderoach no speek lolspeek! NUUUU! oh and kitteh iz hit 2.