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say no to goggies!!1!
Congrats Hashim – top uv a seben wai macrame!
fanks annipuss!!!
we all could go to teh ty booteek!!
Do u want 2 sillybrayte nawt sekund dai bakk at skool? Oar wud u raver fergit dat?!
nawt sekund dai at skool, nawt so gr8 akshullee!!!
teh teachers, wowzers!! they be so scawwy!! teh ground trembles when teh Maths teacher talks!!
Hai Hashim!!! I hoping u duzn’t mind, but i borrowing ur spot up
heer at deh top uv deh page for dis. I fink u finding it relevant 2 ur intrests.
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Can ai remind peeps of teh eggsistence of the cheez frend map?
It was created by Moe and is avalubble at
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http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=106452371290513815140.00045475b181c63ce9c16&ll=33.195029,-111.805115&spn=2.109838,2.507629&z=9&mid=1219144621
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Dis b a map dat showingz wear deh cheez peepz b.
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2 enter urself awn teh map, u will needing a login name and a
password. if u duzn’t b habbing a google akkownt, u kin use dese:
login name– cheezfrenz
passwd — nomnomnom
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Tew putting urself on dis map: First Sign In in deh upper rite.
Den klik on deh Edit buttin (but doant editing deh instrukshun box, pls. leaving it dere fer deh next peeps to seeing)
Using deh +/- slider 2 adjust deh zoom level, and
use ur mouse to moving deh map til u seeing where u r.
Dehn klikking on teh blue marker icon at deh top uv deh map — it b lukkingz like an upside down raindrop).
Drag deh marker to ur locashun.
Dont showing ur exakt address …. b safe!!
Wen u dropping deh place marker, a box opunz— putting ur name in deh top line wear it b saying “placemark ”
Den klikkin on Save. Den klik on Done.
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B keerful wen u b in deh “Edit” mode, u kin edit ennyfing!!! u kin muv sumwun elses maker by dragging it around. I had 2 putting in new instrukshunz, cuz sumwun aksidentlee deleted dem adn puttinged himz name in deh struktionz commint.
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Fank u Moe!!! dis b wundermus!!
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dis b a grate tool 4 peepz hoo b wanting 2 hab cheez meetz. Oar just too b seeing where in deh whirrld deh peepz b hoo comminting. u kin seeing dat dere b cheezee peepz awl ober deh whirrld. I fink it wud b grate to seeing blue markerz ebreewear!!
2 finding sumwun, u kin just skrolling down deh list on deh left side til u seeing dheir name, den klikking on it.
yu’z welkum, cweenmj! ebberybuddyz welkum!
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iffn yu maeks misteak liek moobin sumwun else’s marker, jus go awai frum teh paj widout saving. ai nawt tryed it, but ai finkso it shud werk.
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ebberywun, pleez be saef! donut gibs awai yur street adress fur teh krazy stalker peeplz an troles tu see. Jus mark yurseff ennywere in yur town awr siti.
I haz a sad..
I b hedding eest on I-90 frum Ritzville, WA to Austin, Mn
and dere b NO CHEEZPEEPZ on deh whole route!!!
How kin dat b?!!?!?!?!??!???????1!?!?!?!?1!
ai thot there was sumwun in teh dakotas…. cant member who
awww… bummer… aw well, u hab teh intertuubs and us!!
I got mime in there…it’s a gr8t idea..thx..
yez, iz grate idea! deres a hole clump of cheezfren markers wear mien needed 2 goe, aye frew mehsef inno de mix! wif de reklezz abandon eben! Wheeeee!
Conga rats adyulayshuns for beein on top of pyled-up macramee!!
I doez Dance of the wild for Hashim!!
*dansdansdansdansdansdansdansdansdansdansdansdansdansdansdans*
*pantpantpant*
fanks DonAlexander!!!
wat a gr8 dansdansdans!!
**clappity clappity wiff floofy paws**
srry im late fur et, but conga rats Hashim!!!
fanks sairys!!
Aw, goggies need luv too. Ai luv bof kittehs and goggies.
Bettur biiliiv it!
Luv? Knot eben wehn pigz flaii an dogz — itz knot multipuhl choiss heer!
Teh kap shun iz Exactly whut both the two R thinkin!
Mai hart is sad 4 teh goggie, but atz least teh pointy endz of kitteh are bein held, nawt to B free to claw teh inner cent liddle goggie!
May be goggie getz luv another tyme, wenn kitteh is (shhh!) sleepin?
et for me….
No love fore googies!
awwwweeee c’mon… da poor goggeh need lub 2s
ai meen… den da hoomyns be more dissipointed iffn da goggie dus sumfing bad… layk… shredding da toilitpapur or… unpotting da plans or… eeting da homwurk…
adn den da kitteh can sai “ai ulways tolded u da goggie is bad!”
ps: wurks wib brothurs 2
Ohai Siobhan!!
iz dat abatar ur kitteh??
itz bery kyoot adn teh angle iz purty!!
yesh… its frum sum years back… ai ulways shows it to hur wen hur bees a baaad bad kitteh, jus so hur noes hao sweet hur can bee… nawt that hur needed da remindin… iffn ai sai bad kitteh, hur gets jus as sweet as inna picshua… ebben do she’s a bit older nao.
ah yes… adn hur says fan-q fur da complimens
ohai Hashim……… Salaam!!
in honor ob gowin bak tew skool ai wud ask wut Urdu werd fur skool is? Fanks!
Ohai jamamakitty!!1!
gud fing iz free naow…
ok, we call school, school akshullee!!1!
this, indeed has a story behind… if u wants to hear it, fine!
wen yew haz time, teh story wud be inneresting!! how bout homework, is there an Urdu werd for that?
i haz tiem right naow…
teh word homework would be “Ghar ka kaam”
“Ghar” meaning home, “kaam” meaning work… “ka” is liek ’s … liek, it would be, Ghar’s kaam…
Kaam is pronounced liek calm, if teh L is silent and Ghar is pronounced as… well, u can say that Ghar and Furr have the same pronunciation rhythm!
Luv for kittehs!
nun shall pass!
*appear in wimple nd long black robe.*
I guess I pass!
ohh… let me try!
*crosses teh line*
i passed too!!
iznt there any penalty or anyyfing??
well i wudn’t say penaltee…
but there is a price!
p-price?
how many cheezburgers?
um. well u r talking abowt becoming a nun, rite?
for u.. the price wud be very hi!
ZOMG!
sumbunny sabe hashim!
yikks!!
me iz going to escape!! but wait…. *sigh*
who iz i kidding… i cant leave cheezland… i’ll pay teh price…
and im NAWT becoming a nun, wat gab u teh idear?
it SEZ, nun shall pass…
boviouslee if u crosses the line, ergo u has to be a nun.
:snurt:
naow i get it!!
where do u get teh funny ideas from?? srsly?
Frum teh Black Knight in monty python’s “Holy Grail”, ai finkso, wif a klebber orijnl twist added. yu kin fynds teh klip awn YouTube.
ohh… fanks moe!!
how iz teh kitteh wiff teh eye infection??? did teh medicine i told about wurk?
ackshully booklion is teh one that put teh
nun in teh nunsense!
just anuvver disguys fur internashunal espioage…
teh nun costyuum iz gud fur hiding sekret spy stuffs….
salaam, hashim, an fankoo fur askin bowt teh Koko-kat’s bebbehs. Dey be teh wuns wif teh ey infekshun. ai nawt fynd Metachlor heer, but a vet rekommended teh Oflox ey drops. I haz buyed demz, an ai buyed sum yummeh kitteh noms tu maek teh bebbehs happi iffn dey skeered ub ey drops. But ai nawt seen teh kittehs in 4-5 daze
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bai teh wai, hao yu sez “kitten” in Urdu?
o hai booklion, wut yu sez remynds meh ub teh film “Battle of Algiers”. Haz yu seen dat flim? Wuz nawt nuns but Arab ladies fytin teh Fronsh roolerz in Algeria.
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Dat wun mai fayvrit flimz, berry grate. Maed in 1966, jus fyew yeers afftur teh Algerian independens frum Frans.
ohia, moe, no, I hazn’t seen that film. I will put it on my list ov films to see.
Ohai moe!!
we call a kitten or a cat, “Billy” yes… billy…. teh pronounciation is a bit different though, its liek “Bill” and “e” said separatly…
hey leeza-b, meez srry bout da parttee thing… it wuz sorta raining all weekend so i couldn’t get out and get teh internet
Ai wunderd ware u waz!
i haz a Mac an i use a wirless internet on mainstreet… an well since et wuz kinda rainen, i tink dat presented a problem
oh dat’s ok… I was up annyway!
hmm… did i miss a party??
no, et wuz cancled on account uv rain… on my part…
wehn will it be?? wat iz teh reason?? iz it a burffday??
wow… so many qweshuns!! i couldnt control meh self… sowwy
no et jus cuz i wanted to honour teh cheezpeeps who welcumed me heer, cuz doze peeple are troo cheezfrends
i dunno when… i need advice when to scedule et so evreeone can be dere
can i come? can i come? can i come? can i come? can i come? can i come? *breathe* can i come? can i come? can i come? *breathe some more* can i come? can i come? can i come? too?? *breathe*
all peeps welcum an. Hashim, yu an nightshayde are da peeps uv honor cuz yu too were ma first friends
fanks sairys!!
then, plz to tell meh teh date afterwards… for naow, i’m going to nom sum food!! BRB!!
i dunno, yu choos pls, i messed up teh other date (i chose when et wuz raining)
any weekday preferable
wurdpress… i h8 yu, yu eated ma commint
oh, so naow et shows, sumday meez gunna doo sumting to wurd press… (ill need Maus’s halp)
ohh… we can haz a fight??
? what? oh yu mean aganst wurdpress? sure all angry peeps welcum
so wut day do you want dah partee?
well, we can do et dis Caturday? teh sekund lol?? if any one else agrees wiff meh dat is…
im afraid i might be doing sumthing Caturday but i dunno yet… an im afraid that it may rain
or be too humid to take ma compooter outside…
ohh… then when its suitable fur u, u can arrange!
like ai said, weekdays im guarrandteed to be on, an preferably tuesday, wednesday, or friday are the best days
but only wednesday of this week…
ohh… ur call… ifinkso we could do a weekend cauz meh skool haz started??
im in skool right now, lol
O.O
cool…. my skools computer lab iz… well, nawt so gr8 akshullee….
teh skool heer has a wireless intertubes and everee person has their own laptop
but im thinking dat either tonight at or tomorrow or Caturday… hey Hashim wat time is it where yu are right naow?
o, he left…
Ohai Hashim! ai cant stay rite nao – but Caturday – An Funday, ar nawt gud daisz fur a partee – unless it iz a birfday – then we hav no choyce. There ar not eben half so menee peepl heer awn weekendz az during teh weak.
Aill be bak in a fyoo hours if yoo want to tawk about it sum moar.
Oh hai sairys!
I founded owt dat Hashimz time b 12 hourz diffrent rum Pacific time…….so it b 7:56pm dere rite now. Him b half a whirrld away frum mii.
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And oh hai 2 Janet!!!
ai teh majic ob teh innertubes!!
I think wii’re alone noaw….
Deh beeting uv ur hart is deh onlee sownd….
iz yew awl gettin reddy to pulls up steaks dis week?
Yup…. wii b leeving Wennzdee……. 2nite b ower last werk nite.. wi hadded a pot luck dinner last nite. wuz gud nomz
Shud b in minnee soda negst week.
I will prolly b ink o munnee kado fer a few daze
wutwill we doo, wutwill we doo?
ar yew still meetin up wif Smom on yer wai?
ohai cweenmj, when do yu think da partee should be?
I will b on deh rode fer a week or so. wif only intermittint time on deh web. so I haz no pinyun on deh party subject.
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han’t heeringed frum smom in a wile. her prolly bizzy gitting marshunz in2 skool.
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reel life, it interferez wif cheezland. *sigh*
yesh, herz mus be rilly, rilly bizzy. herz hazznt ansered emeow eiver……… hope everyfing is otay!
But it’s mai tern naow
well, teh kitteh doesnt seem to care bout dat akshullee….
goggiees drool kats root STN
…but their hyumans cannot type, should be kats rooL. *sigh*
*goes to get moar coffeeez*
*think think*
u dun need to go anywhere sweetpea to get teh coffee!! u can cum wiff us to the ty booteek and get lotsa coffee!!
dis mai hoomin. git yer own!
but they too expensive!!
nawt tu mentshuns teh hai maytinance. dey iz allwayz needin sumfin.
jest fynd a hoomin laik Maus er me er sweetpea who haz teh DID, den yew git tew hoomins fur teh prise uv wun!
unfortunately, i haz also been affected by Maus’s DID… *sigh*
it spoilt meh nawt sekund before….
*cough* Quasim *cough*
its Qasim
Ai fink teh goggie awlreddee haz a hoomin – him iz sittin awn a denim-trowzerd legg!
butt hims nawt feeling teh luv. Mehbe hims findz nu wahn?!? Wii awl kno kitteh nawt b shayrings.
aye fout himz wuz sittin onna denim cobered pillo? iffen itz nawt a pillo den dats a mitey beeg legg!
**luks down at own leggs** nawt dat aye hab anee rum 2 tawk bout odder peeps leggs!
Moar rum on laps fur deh kittehs!! iz gud ting!
Iz okai,goggie….ai will lubs u !!!
(Cannawt resist goggies sad eyes)
Yesh, goggies need luv too. Cheezepeeps hab enuff to go ‘rownd.
dun worrie goggie, wii wait til kitteh sleppin to snorgle.
shud be in 3, 2, 1…
awwww, meen kitteh! ob corse u cahn hab sum luv goggie!
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*snorgle snorgle sad lil {{{{goggie}}}}
Goggies b gud snorglers!! sumtimez butter den teh kittehs.
Ai halp snorgle tu
*snorgle snorgle*
{{{{goggie}}}}
Yep- goggies alwayz reddy to snorgle- not liek kittehs hoo say “ai cant be botherd wif u nao hoomin”- but goggies not smell as nyce!
awlwaiz sumfin!! Meybe kitteh giv goggie baf den tehy snorgles.
I ugreez; kitteh iz meen.
I liekz awl teh kreechurz an wil snorgul pritee much ehnee animul wut askz. (Peepul b anuddur maddur.) Kurrintlee hav a doggeh an tu bunnehz, but stil lurv teh kittehz and birdeez an rodentz an awl teh rest.
kitteh duz luk liek a lil kidlet sayin “Mine!”
Kitteh finks:
Bisit to V-E-T … PLEH.
Habbing 2 sit neggst 2 doggie wif doggie breaf problem … DUBBEL PLEH.
Double snuggle! Kitteh an gog at once!
Ai awlredy said ‘NO’ sew stop askings or deh pointy fings coms owt. kthnx.
i i tink he jus sharpened teh pointeys too
teh pointy endz ar bout tew com awt neway, aifinkso! dis luks tew meh lyke teh furst intro…entro…teh furst tyme dis kitteh adn goggie be meeting.
kitteh must be saying,”dey call meh Bond, James Bond, but u could call meh Bob…”
“… if Bob ain’t happy, no one is happy…”
LOL. Bob Cat !!!
sowry fur deh cheez!
get a life u goggie!! adn while ur at it, bring meh sum noms, k?
Kitteh bery deemandin’ aifinkso!
ok, me haz to go naow, skool haz started so cant get enuff tiem fur ICHC… sowwy…
bye!
oh, bye Hashim
gud luck tis yeer
Hav a gud dai.
Kitteh should lern hao 2 taek a gud bribe.
Goggie getz his tiem, adn teh kitteh iz rich! Can buy meny cheezburger wif monies.
Mamarosa is knows hao to run fings.
Her’s can teached da kittehs howz to hab monies an stuffs an still habs snorgles.
An kitteh can takes rebenges on da goggie after laters on.
hahahahah this si sooo cute!!!!!!!!
OMG dats mai kitteh and goggie, I taked dat pikture! Kool c’ing it on Icanhaz!!
awsum pixure Connie! Congrats!!!!
Den doze nawt yur legz, if u tooked teh pikture.
Whose legz are thems?
Also, we needz follow up.
Did teh goggie get a snorgle, eventuallies?
Adn did teh kitteh eber stop lookin awl mad?
Dat kitteh, unforchunately is nuffin but pure evil, strate from the basement and will only let grrly woo is holdin her touch her, ebryone else gets hisssssed at. Dose is nawt legz, dats the fabrick of mai chair, goggie be sittin on dah chair. Goggie gets all kindza snorgles all da time, he’s well loved. Da kitteh is well loved too, but she nawt love me back! Dats ok, da grrly holdin her snorgles her enuff for ebryone.
Iz speshul to be picked by a kitteh as their onlie hoomin.
Yep, we call her da cat whisperer. Nawt the furst tyme a kitteh picked her above ebryone else in da howse. She’s a speshul grrl.
YAY, Connie, well dun! Pweaze let us have teh full stawry at elebben pm!
Kthxbai!
ooh, yoo haz very sweet kitteh an goggie!
tank you for da very nice komments!
oh, poor goggie, teh lunarmommy wil gib yoo luvs…
jus dont breev on me, plzkthxblarg
(i haz nuffin aginst goggies, goggies are teh awsum eben if stinky, i jus feelz taht i am more sooted, pursunality-wize, for livin wif kittehs. i liek my spayse an kittehs liek teihrs, exsep wen tehy lieks my spayse too…)
ur spaice be deir spaice, ifink! Mebee dey hab de goggie tic-tacs at de bootiek?
ohh, yes, taht wuld hlep. they haz anyfing yoowants at the tye boteek. *goze to shop for goggie tiktaks*
Tihs kitteh haz teh saime expresshun as teh kitteh beeing chaised by a korgie goggie awn a prebious thred: annoyeded beyownd beeleef!!!
Kittehs adn goggies bofe wuntez teh luuve ov tehir hyuoomins; butt thems goez bowt iyt iyn differamint waiys:
Goggies: pant, likk, snourt, gasp, shnuffle, adn likk sume moar (Ai luuves yuu, hyuoomin:
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Kittehs: laung luuk, tehn luukeing awaiy; slitlee iynklined paw; teenee archyng ov bak; tehn a subdued meerowr:
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Hai! I iz nu heer and tryinz to learnz lolcat properly! Hopez you allz are well! Wat iz nawt sekkund?!
welcom 2 cheezland newkitteh.
we awl laiks new cheezpeepz heer! u noe habs 2 bee afwaid. jus goes for it… lolspeek is nebber reddy its evolbinb wib ebbery new kitteh
habs a nyce tiem here!
*murmurs* jus nebber sai furst iffn u wans 2 maik da nawt sekkund (furst) commind on a picshur. sai sumfing lolable or intellumagint… tahts much funnier
/lolspeak
the not-second person making a comment. If we were sticklers to mathematics (which we are not), the not-second person could be third, fourth, fifth, wherever. But as tradition has it, the nawt-sekkund commint is the one at the top of the list.
Feel free to use lolspeak or plain English, you are welcome / welkum here whatever your language is. My mother tongue is German and I am so glad I can make as many spelling and grammar mistakes as I like and everybody’s quite happy with it.
Here, come and have a welcome hug:
{{{{{newkitteh}}}}}
Oohhh I be learninz German in skool O_o Is confyoosink rght nao…
En I agreez about postin furst as a commint–iz annoying to sea dat ebberyware
Ich bin,
Du bist,
Er, Sie und Ess ist!
Wir sind, Sie sind, ich…ich…ich muss ‘was sagen….
ICH HAB’ KITTEH SEHR LIEB!!!!!
ow yoos hrtin mah hed wif yur hawd wrds
that’s the look of selfishness on the kitteh’s face….like a kid who won’t share his candy.
no lubbie dubbie 4 da goggie…. kitteh iz a lubbie dubbie hog!
kitteh luhvs legs of hoomin not hoomin hurself so goggie kan hav rest of hoomin