Plz to check pokkets
Plz to check pokkets B4 do laundry next tyme. Kthx.
i thot u liekd bein in mah pokkit.
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ANNOUNCEMENT
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We interrupt this thread to announce that on Tuesday, September 10, on the 4th lolcat of the day (see times below), will be the first ever (on this site anyway) ‘Dark and Stormy’ progressive story. The rules are simple:
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The story begins ‘It was a dark and stormy night…’
Each person adds a paragraph or line
Responding to your own post is a no-no but multiple posting is encouraged
The story is limited to 50 entries, perhaps less if nesting becomes a problem
The last person to post must end the story
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I will start the story and try to incorporate the lol posted. Beyond those mentioned above, there are no rules! It works best if you enter the paragraph number in your post so we can keep track of where we are. Try to keep lols and comments to a minimum in order to preserve the flow of the story. And remember to use the ‘Reply to this comment’ feature so your post doesn’t get lost at the bottom of the page. WP may eat your post but don’t worry, it will likely show up later and still make sense!
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4th Pic 9 AM ICHC
8 PM ITT
3 PM EST
2 PM CST
1 PM MST
noon – PST
If you have questions or comments you can email me at yahoo dot com. We now return you to your regularly scheduled lolcat.
oh cyooot idea!! ai will enjoy teh submishuns…….by teh berry clebber folks here
Ebbreywun kin play!!! Teh moar, teh marrier!!
hm…. the opportoonity presents itself for some more espionage… I must contact my co-agent about this.
*sends owt a pigeon wif note to booklion*
we iz in teh whirlled of harry potter?? O.O
*Catches pigeon. reads note*
Hmmmm……espionage.
Hey! I founded a way to get n alluring messije to a sinetist.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50ZssEojtM
Efter all, r mashenn iz eben mor powerful than teh Hadron collider.
how many blondes will a Hadron collide??
whut particles will be left hanging?
will the bang be worth a buck 100 towel??
where will the werm hole when???
oh, ai do likes this video. when we wants to collide teh Hadrons (note to self: be very careful about typos when discussing this sine-tific facility), we needs a collidor. Yes!
e-spy-onage? there’s going to be espyonage? will there be beauty? will there be troof? will there be martoonies?
All that… and more…..
Troof an Beauty? Mor liek Straynge an Charmd, ai fink…..
Oh, dis shud b fun!!!!!
ummm, i really dont unnderstand, what time is that USA central time zone?
2:00pm
ty, ill be there an yay itsa tuesday… o wait… i might not be dere now dat i tink bout it… but ill try
I fot Tuesday iz waz the ninf ub September.
Iz da tenf?
Ah iz comfused?
You’re nawt confuzzed, ai can’t read a calendar!!! Ai wuz lukking at teh one on this page, Surf Lolz by date and it starts the week on Monday instead of Sunday. My stoopy!!
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Dark and Stormy will be on September 10, Wednesday
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Announcement will be repeated with the correct DAY on future LOLs. Fanks Rattipuss!!!
Oh, noes, fank u!
Ah will iz habs sum funs wif dis sotrytimes writings.
Oh neats, I’ll see if I can join in for my birthday.
“Try to keep lols and comments to a minimum in order to preserve the flow of the story.”
No. That is the purpose of the site. A whole day of off-topic mess that doesn’t have anything to do with anything– can’t you find anywhere. else to post this?
I’ll be off the site that day.
Sorry to heat that D.R. It’s only on one picture and it stops at 50 (or less) posts. Comments and lols are encouraged but if there’s too many of them, the story will get hard to read. It goes pretty fast, most are completed in less than an hour. It’s just a game, much like the alphabet lists.
As they say, don’t knock it till you’ve tried it!
I don’t think this shud affeckt anything but the actual thred that the story is in, if I’m reeding this rite?
Goosi meens just comminting in teh storee itself… but u can still post other comments in teh lol owtside the storee. Am I rite, Goosi?
Hay – bak to teh NB wif yoo, Leeza!
Hoep yoo didnt getting too wet oar windee on teh weekend?
hay DK! We onlee had a sprinkul.. .all teh rain went to the eest.
2 bad, cuz we cudda used some.. not elebenty inches tho!
gess wut?
Gummi is a free range kitteh now!
Everything seems ok… the old gurls still hiss at hur, but no fites so I figyured it was time.
Now… if I can onlee get hur to stop attacking my feets wif her pointey ends wile I is sleepin….
How wuz yur weekend?
Glad yoo R saef n sownd.
Teh old gurls will prolly alwais hiss at Gummi, just to maek shur seh noes her place. Mai meezer duz that wif her 3-year-old “bebbeh”. (”Wai yoo still heer? Huh? Yoo 3 naow! Go get ur own hooman! Dis wun mien!”) But Gummi must be so happeh nawt to be locked up by herself at nite! So happeh she must shaer her joi by attacking ur feets! She WILL calm down eventually (yah – liek in abowt 5 yeras), so in teh meentiem RELENTLESS regular claw klipping is a msut!
Mai W/E nawt so gud akshulle. Mii n BF awn teh rox.
Oh noes! Sowry to heer dat.
Duzzn’t he know wut a valyooable jewel teh dimond kitteh is??
Elebenty hugs for u.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{DK}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Oh Leeza yoo maek mai eyeses leek.
He actually treats me like a jewel. But he’s very sensitive to any perceived criticism; says he can’t handle it. And he’s not willing – or not able – to look at why, other than to say that his ex was mean to him.
We may be stuck.
Sownds like he’z got sum issues… (like we don’t all has sum tho)
Wud me maybe goes to cownselor wif u?
Or eben by hisself?
Sowry if I iz being too nosey.
Nawt too nosey atoll.
He MITE be willing. Wii shall see.
I will keeps my fingurs crossed fur u and BF!
O, DK, so sawwry to heer yu nd BF on rox. Heere, I tosses yu lyfe preseber, so yu can get safely to shore.
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Fanks mushly, booklion. Yoo bes berree kynd. It halps.
DK
Glad yu did nawt get too mush rain…I wz finking ofv yu. Glad to heer that Gummi iz wif the ovver kittehs now. Yay!
Eggzaktlee!! Fank u fur eggsplainin’ it sew gud leeza-b.
ai’m wif D.R. on dis wun. dis is teh LOLCAT site!!!! sheesh!!!!!
ai used to do this at a previous job as a team building exercise – we were technical writers/trainers.
Skuse pls. Butz iznt Toosday da 9th??
Sorry. Hadnt red tu da end ub da tred. Utherz hab awlreddy sed dis.
Wow…been a lawwnnng time since ai herd dat expreshun…..
Gud morning Maus!!! Gud 2 seeing u at deh top spot. In ur onner, i will shaking a leg.
*dansee dansee dansee*
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Did u gitting wet on ur weekend?
We hit the outer rain bands driving down Friday night. That’s wasn’t much fun. But the storm passed by about 11 Saturday morning, and the sun was out by about 3.
Glad 2 heering dat.
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I noze u won’t beleeving dis, but threw deh majik uv Cheezland, I manijed 2 get doused by a Hannah poodle. (threw deh majik uv old age, i kant remembering which fred it wuz on. )
I need that stary face emoticon for this one ..
heer, I halps:
“dis shocky fase provide on behalf uv sawa onlee.”
becaws Maus losted teh abilitees to shock me abowt 4 zippos ago.
hehehehe!!
(fank you leeza-b)
Hee hee, you read my mind!
There’s a cat in my fly!
testing
yer fly werkin jus fine!!
@@@@@ Gud wun jamamakitty!
…but I thot teh fly looked a little down, myselfs.
so many dubble on-ton-drs, so liddul tyme!!
kitteh no lykes spin sykle!
i aer dry cleen only
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hmmmm wai dat 1 be dere? dunno…
get dat wun out ob here! tendrils away!!!
Kawl my loloyer!
there may be lives at stake…
Kitteh burreetoe.
*sends self to NB before posting the furst thot that comes to mind*
*follows leeza fur habbing teh saem thot*
ai down’t tink ai understand?!? plz tu esplayn?!?
Ai dont think we can esplayn.. jus plz to joyn us in the Nawty barn…
ok…tu teh nawty barn.
*lowerz hed nd woks timidlee tu teh barn*
b naice…iz purrty knu.
Um, wayt- hao old are U? must be elebenty years old for nawty barn!
waht iz elebenty?!? Iz at leest dat owld. srsly.
Make that 2 times elebenty!
Oh, we is “nyce” in Nawty barn- in a nawty kinda of way- but not apro.. not appor.., um, not fur kids!!!
ai luv deh pahrties. ai’m nawt dat waild tho, butts ai kin hav gud tyme!!
Okey-dokey, kum on in! If yur shy, jus don’t stare at YNGs! (yung nekkid guiz/gals)
great blog, dahson!! ai likes teh luks ob dat buk yer reedin bout nawt just going thru teh moshuns ob libbin!! mite luk into dat wun. it wud luk gud on mai table……
onlee kiddin!!
Let me go with you before I get myself in trouble too. Although we could please innocence, a la Mrs. Slocombe…
Or we could plead innocence too…
nowun wud beleeb dat ifink!
i dunno… pleasing innocence, sounds like it mite be fun 2, ackshully…
*goes on to NB, fur teh rest of teh day infinkso*
um.. acskshully, rereeding this, I don’t think it sowds like wut I ment to say.
So I is taking this one bak.
*fangpu*
Souns lyke a regency romanse wif a rayke nd a high-speereted but innosint grrrl.
ohai my comrade.
*psst*
did u see teh note up above? Looks liek there maybe sum opportunitees for some covert activitees on Wed….
ohai, my comrade.
I hopes so.
Leeza-b adn ebil Maus in deh NB……nuthing gud kan kum uv dis….
…or mebbe sumfin berry gud ???
albays to teh extreme side, eh?
Off to the NB for me too.
*hangs hed in shayme*
I hadz to go to NB instead ov posting teh fiurst thot that cayme to me efter reeding Maus’s post.
Maus, duz yr wyf no yu maykes so menny wimmens go to NB?
orbviousmousely LCB did nawt dew this lawndry load
That’s cuz I’m not on laundray detail this week.
This week I is in charge of teh Losted and Finded. Um… so far, nothing has been turned in.
*Hides finded valyoobuls behind back*
*pleez 2 hab reeceets, eye witlessez, inshurants photos, & ceereal numbers reddy wen trine 2 claim baluables at de lost & fownd (but neber returned) boof*
U can haz 5 way Knot!
mak dat 7 weigh
Uhhh…thats nawt a pawket !!!
Uhhh…thats nawt whut a guy wood say !!!
*snert*
Is that a kitteh in ur pokkit, or r u jes happi to c mi??
onoes, sumbody beet me 2 it alredi. dam.
I’se in yer fli…..wif meh pointy endz
wash & claw jeans, hour noo lien
5 weigh tye. Cormgradulashuns!!
Maybe kitteh wuz checkin’ ur pockets fur u?
That’s one supa-dupa fly kitten.
Iz dat a kitteh in your pokket
or is you jus glads to see meh
ai tol yoo tew emtee yer pokkits befoar yoo ptu teh jeenz in teh warsh!
noe, srsly, mai boifren neba emtees his pants pokkits till he puts awn a noo pair of pants teh nex dai. sew wen ai dew teh lawndree ai awwayz warshez wun of his liters or sumfin. wen will it becom soshully aseptibul fur doods tew carreh purrsiz??
When money disintegrates in their wet jeans.
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Oh wate, taht wuz a rettorkill queshion….
mek himz dew himz own warsh, den he haz nowun tew blaim butt himsef
gud ideer! den his pokkits wud awwayz git emteed.
wat haz been seen cannot be unseen….
i tout yu left?
anyway i tink teh partee will be Caturday like yu wanted… ill hav to wait a couple days to be shur tho…
ok…
ya, just came bak!
wat time Caturday so i can make plans?
nvm
i’ll be available in teh furst 2 lolz on Caturday…
like this one on Caturday an teh one before this one? or is there one even before this one?
teh one before dis or teh one before before tehs lol….
if iz nawt available, u can party wiff out meh!! i wont mind!!
well the one before this one is 8:00am…
an rite now it is 11:48pm
^ am i mean
^
wow!
then ur nawt so far in tiem wiff meh!! its 11 PM here
oh…. then we are pretty apart
oh… so lets forget taht one, teh sekund one on Caturday? how about taht?
r’nt u spoze 2 bee in skool yung man? *taps foot* *luks stern*
hmmm… luk at teh tiem? its like 10 in teh night!! skool is long gone!!
o wow! i wuz way off on teh time…
whoops
Ok den, doan u hab homewurk yung man? *luks sternerer*
lol
bin there, dun that!!
it seems liek u dun want me here
awwww, u kno dats nawt troo! doan wan u 2 bee gettin in de trubble, dats awl!
oh, dats fine!!
Hashim can be berry berry errrleee fur skool??
its like 8:00 at nite over where Hashim lives
designer jeans now wid tabbeh kitteh
nawt so gr8 akshullee….
Do Want! But plz to remove kitteh befoar wearing- or else meet de wrath of de pointy endz.
Oooh, Superfly (kitteh)
You’re gonna make your fortune by & by
But if you lose don’t ask no questions why
The only game you know is “Claw or die”
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(wif apollergees 2 de lait, grate Curtis Mayfield)
wow *starts dumbfoundedly clapping cuz so wowed*
Hee, hee!!! Ai wuud gibb elebentey-sevin cheezburgers tuu sea teh oawner ov tehse pantses triey tuu puttez thems awn……
Teh vyshual taht cumes tuu mynde iyn mai iymagynashun ar blowyng me awaiy rite naow:
:snurt:
dat would be a gud sight!
aye tink it mite luk sumfin liek…..
or, “ohh!!! that tickles!! oh noes!! not there!! AAARGH!!”
heers teh burfday fairy to say a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurs an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!!
!! i maeded hommaed chonklit cake wif fudjee frosting, an heerz frootyfizzy punch, pointy shiny party hats, an party bags wif bownsy balls taht liet up wen tehy bownse, shiny pensils, an sparkly kitteh stickers!!
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ok awl!! me iz going to… *THUD!*
*zzZZZzZZz*
Nitee Nyte Hashim. Sweetess of dreemz for you.
(duz he *thud* all time?)
i iz plotting ur revenge
ALWUZ chek teh pantsez an alsew teh dryur. An whyle yur attit, chek teh washur az wel. Payz tu bii shur.
in in yr pants
suprising yr butt
Pokkit lint haz gotten owt of kontroll.
Ohai agin! Just chekkin to c if mi profyle shows…Cattails helped me but aifink ai have teh stoopy.
OK, nao ai seez that mi name is black, not bloo like it started owt wif. So Ah’ll go back 2 cweenmj’s syte to see hao to turn it bloo and THN mebbe mi profyle will show up.
chekking
Yay!! Ai haz bloo!
Yay! Brindylecat!! I duz a happee dans 4 u!!
*Dansee, dansee, dans.
*skipity, skipity, dans, hop, dans
“is that a lolcat in your pants, or are you just happy to see me”
Fanku, Cweenmj! Ah m ur fan!
hee hee… dis zipper not only hab teef… it haz FANGS!!!
Hmm…I has kueshon. How do u addz lolz to favurites? I no see a buttn.
firefawx 3 seems to hab taht problem. i keep a spare emujunsee innerwebs exploder arownd for taht purpose. yoo can also find t eh profile ob teh purson hoo capsuned it an favrit from tehre, or favrite frum sumwun else’s profile hoo favrited it.
dis wun on page 3 ob teh capshuner’s lols, so clikkee tehrbloo name, go to lols page on teir porfile, tehn to page 3 an favrits button shuld be tehre.