Now, iffn Kennadykat hadda spoken in Hamburg, wood hee haff sed, “ich bin ein Hamburger”? Now DAT wood B hillylarryious! (Maybee kitteh-in-teh-bag above finks “ich bin ein Cheezburger”?

Re: voll and satt: wii noses taht won sez, “ich bin SATT” to meen “i’m full” (had enuff noms to eet), butt wut doo yoo say whin you meen “i’m knot firsty–I’ve hadda nuff to drink”? I learned dis last yeer—ein-und-lebenty Cheezburgers 2 teh won hoo gesses rite!!!

But rellee – tehy overoast teh beens.

But a kwik anser to teh “Ich bin ein Berliner” Jelly donut.

In jermanee, a “Berliner” iz sorta laik a jellee donut, but wifaut a hole. Tehy ar cawled “Krapfen” in Sourthern Germanee an Austria.
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Nao – in jermanee, if yoo ar frum sumwhere – laik Berlin – yoo wud say “Ich bin Berliner.” (I am a Berliner) But wiffaut teh “a” oar “ein.” If yoo add teh “ein/a” – it du indeed meen sumthing diffrent. LOL! It meens – I am a jelee donut!
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Ov corse, ebreewun reelee DID know waht Kennedy reelee ment.
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But yoo doo hav to bee careful wif teh “foreign tungs!” Out West sumwhere, in a camping place, sumone had thotfulleee ritten a sign in jerman – “Der Camping Platz ist voll.”
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Nao that LUKS laik it meens “The camping place is full,” duzn’t it??? But it REELEE meens “The camping place is drunk.”

*Kittoon burps delicately an happily*

{{{{{cielingcatbilivr}}}}} we kant kontrolz wut ovver peepz chooz to do, but we kan kontrol wut we duz wif it, if we lets it maek us stronger an resolv to alwyz be niyse to ovver peeplez. iz chance to proov wut kind ob pursun yoo kan be unner tuff sircumstance. an skool not last fureber, (tho it feelz liek it) yoo get strong an smart an growz up to be fantastik wunnerful purson an teh bullies iz not growed up very gud an not knoz how to live gud liefs.

Please don’t doubt yourself. I got picked on in school too, and it took me a while to realize that the other girls’ behavior said a whole lot more about them than it did about me. It’s hard to ignore them when they won’t let you alone, I know. But if you don’t “rise to the bait” (as my father used to put it), after a while they will conclude that teasing you isn’t fun any more, and they’ll find some other way to feed their ornery little egos. Or they just might outgrow their childish behavior and become your friends, as my onetime tormentors did.

I hope you won’t let it shake your faith in God. I think that He sometimes lets us go through things like this because in the long run the experience makes us stronger. Being a teenager isn’t easy — even the kids who seem to have it all have doubts and fears. Sometimes the ones who cause the trouble are just as unsure of themselves as you are and just pick on others because it makes them feel big. Please remember, “This too shall pass,” and don’t let it get you down.

You can always share with us here on ICHC. Most of us are older and have “been there, done that,” so we do know what it’s like to be a kid. Some of us have had children (and grandchildren) of our own and have helped them over the rough spots. You’ve come to a good place, and I hope you will stick around . We aren’t judgmental here, just caring and sympathetic.

Ceiling Cat (to me, God) iys veree reel adn hims luuves yuu soe muches;
Sumetiems Ai feal liek yuu duu; wye iys awl tihs badd stuf heppining tuu me??
Wut dids Ai ebber duu tuu deserveb tehse awefull fings iyn mai lief?? Wut am Ai gunna duu bowt handuling awl tihs stuf???

Tehn Ai rember: CC iys nawt treing tuu bees meen; haurribul classmaytes, rlly poar healf, luuseiyng jawbs adn hoems, geyttyng divorceded, famblee problums: awl ar fings weez enkowntur iyn teh lieves we lieve, teh roads weez taike, teh decishuns weez maikes, teh unexpektid okkurinces taht heppin, adn haow uvver peeps treet us; tehse ar a lawtta teh variables taht ar involveded, adn weez duz nawt haz kuntrohl oaver awl ov tehm: taht’s teh problum;

THE BYG WUN iys: free will, wich CC gaived tuu awl ov us peeps; Hims duz nawt iynterfeer iyn owr desishuns; weez ar free tuu bees eivver guud oar badd;
Soe yuu kan triey rlly haurd tuu bees guud adn sumeboddee eylse kan try rlly haurd tuu treet yuu veree bad: iyt’s awefull wen taht heppins; butt iyt duz nawt chaynge teh fackt taht YUU ar stil a guud purrson: adn CC knoes taht and luuves yuu foar iyt;
Tihs iys jes mai taike awn ‘Badd Stuff Heppins tuu Guud Peeps’:
(pleeze tuu excuuse me iyf yuu doan agrees adn foargibb mai rambleingness!!!)

Teh child wunts him freedum. It r his rite. Hee demans it.

Teh parents guts all churned up butt noes dey cannutt boss dat chile arown.

Teh child gunna hab problems in life. Parent, if smart, will not bail out teh kid
ebbree time or it will cawse character problems. (I know, I has dem, an a mom
dat I r too enmeshed wiff, but I digress)

It r teh child’s rite and privelej, but at teh same time, ironically, his challenge, too survibe teh slings an arrows. Teh parent watches lubbingly, an it hurts to see teh mistakes, buttz him cannutt lib him life furr him.

We demans owr freedum, buttz we wuntz not teh price dat cums wiff it. Life r hard dat way.

I senz u lubs an hugs.

If I not cum back, I madez it too TTI via wardrobe.

Teh sawfty surb icecream fills ur tum, meks u happeh, an rendurrs
u useless wiff a sleepy kind ub stoopee. Can’t bee bovvurred wiff
fots ub fitings.

At lees it duzz mee.

http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=106452371290513815140.00045475b181c63ce9c16&ll=33.195029,-111.805115&spn=2.109838,2.507629&z=9&mid=1219144621
Dis b a map dat showingz wear deh cheez peepz b.

2 enter urself awn teh map, u needs a login
name and a parseword. if u duzn’t b habbing a
google akkownt, u kin use dese:
login name– cheezfrenz
passwd — nomnomnom

Fank u Moe!!! dis b wundermus!!

dis b a grate tool 4 peepz hoo b wanting 2 hab
cheez meetz. Oar just too b seeing where in
deh whirrld deh peepz b hoo comminting.
u kin seeing dat dere b cheezee peepz awl
ober deh whirrld. I fink it wud b grate to
seeing blue markerz ebreewear!!

Ai fought it was rly funny aboot teh misudnastandink of Mo-Sa (and it would have happened to me rite dan and dere). Ai sees u is on teh cheezfrenz map nao. Ai has a happi cos so menny cheezfrenz have joined teh map. It maykes me happi 2 C dem awl. *sigh*