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concatshulashuns on uah poleposishun don alechandro
Callz me Don Schumacher!!
awlrit, don schumacher… u can habs a poledance fur sillybrashun adn u can habs sugarpoles… erm cones… whatebber… as lawng as u noe sees me dancing ebberyfing myte be awlrite… ai fink so.
oh… adn mebbeh we cud dwinks pole-ish vodka adn dance da pole-kar…
butz we cuds obcorse awlso dwink pole-ish hawt chokklit… but its hawt herez 2days
I shudd waits for Lyantha??
But…
Havings reetched feeneesh line furst, err, nawt seccund, I nows apsconts (iz edvencied wurd!) into fluffie beddy. I haz bean up all nighty nite…
I feelz pole-aksed…
den ai gess it wudz be beddur iffn u nawt wayts fur lyantha… ^^
sweet dreems don schumacher.
Sleep well, DonAlex in Tautenburg!!!1!! Anuvva nite of obsurvashun dun … anuvva cumming up? Wot do teh stars tell u? Let us noe!
I no can haz obsrvashuns. I haz teh muchy clowdz!! (U shudd no, iz not so distunt).
No, i hangz round frunt of teh munitr all nite… Doin weak ind stuffies.
I iz up nows agin to do teh warsh.
I haz googie in my sitez!!!
I has ALWAIZ wanteds to dribe a kar!
wearz teh goggie?
were be da goggies 2 scores nao?
GMTA!!!
yai… mai furst gmta… nao ai habs a gm… can ai dribes eet? adn… hao dids u pimp ur gmz motur?
omg… omg… ZOMG! ai seded da f-wurd… hao cudz ai? *walks inno da cornerh laik a bad kitteh*
noa knead fur teh thyme-owt kornur… wuz teh appro, apro, kerekt uze ob teh f-werd, house-sum-ebber, yew noe kenna dribe it: onlii meenz Grated Mines Tink Aliek.
puuuhhhiii… fan-q smammie
yesh… but da short of da gm wus toooooooo muchley tempting for mai heatshrinked brain 2days… ai gess ai shud gits sum ice fur mai heed.
Gotz sum iys en mai orenj joos (nawt poysin!) iffin dat halpz…. Aye shud noaz dat kar stuff cawz mah beeg bruddar haz bin wun beeg motor-hed hymnz hole lief.. onlii fing iz, he starts tawkin ‘bowt “ported & relieved” adn mah eyez glaze obber (mai earz du tu).
yumm… orenj joos wibout da poysin… gweat
yesh… sum peeps can has beeing buhring up 2 purrrrrfect wibout eben trying.
oh, yesh, adn den sum (hmmm, dim sum?). Udderwyse, hymn iz grate.. ob coarse, wehn Aye finks abowt it, hymn problii getz teh saem weigh wen Aye getz eggcited abowt ah knew beed.. “oooh ooh, prittii, shinii, luk!! Warring states liek Aye nebber scene b4!”…. yep. Aye gess wii awl suffur frum dat at thymez….
iz kitteh wearin a britmish racin green colllar? yesh- I finks so! go kitteh go!
go!
I haz song fur u, den Iz ofta bedebi….. da beeg floofy blankiez de iz cawlin meis….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUAszi-PHps&feature=related
enjoiz! I lub diz song!
momcat
oh- in da soap opera dat seemz ta beez mai lif….. az if I didn hab enouf..gotted regectshun frum da parent plus loan peepz tada-
I wuz beri sick bout 5 yers ago n we had to do da finacial bad fing…
dats awl it is… I needz co-signer or I no noes haow I iz gonna keep da gascat in skool. Mai fambli iz honsetli loaded….muny cummin owt der earz, mai brudr iz a multi- million air frum micosnoft ( iz yunga den me n iz retired…) can’t get nobudiz ta cosign loan fur meiz….. iz “two riski” , sheesh-ifnz de feltz lik it deh cud fimance himz hole college n nawt blink….
but nao… I haz ta “be strong n figur it owt awn mai own…. yeah- meiz wif nao savinz, no joob, n a spoose bout ta be fired…. mai fambli iz weird…
Spooses fambli no haz money n spoose iz da fambli blak sheep- neber gets nuffin….
Iz gonna go tawk ta ceilng cat tamara/todai ( iz sudai awlredi…) askz ceilin cat whutz I posed ta do…
oh yeah….”be strong!” datz whut mai momcat said…. dat beez helpful….
momcat
oh
I think is a flee-kollar wif a racin stripe!
flee-kollar?!? Habz hymn robbed teh bank adn iz fleeing wif teh munnies? Iz dat teh git-awai kar? Wheel deer bii sighrenz? (pleez, oh pleez)
WHEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOH WEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOH
WHOO WHOO WEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
BEEEEEEEEEP BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP WEEEEEHOOO WHOOOOOOO
*flash* *Flash* *flash* BEEEEEEEEEEEP WHHOO WHHOOO *flash*
Skreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecccchhhhh* KABOOOM
Crunchhhhhhhhhh aaieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#*&%$~~~####@@@’”"£$¬%^&*())_+*^%^&*~~@*@@###
Game over.
Please insert coins to re-start.
ROLFMAO, fanks Tidmum.
House ebbery liddle fing in TTI {{{Hazel}}} etc.?
Sowee I taked so long to reply – I are preparin a hooge Roast Dins of Pork, Pertaters,Leeks in cheese sauce an Baked bebbeh carruts an sweetcorms an stuffings an yorkshire puddinks an……….GRABY!!!!!
Oh. anna huge steamed treacle spunge an custerd
We is gonna be fat as barrels wen we eetid taht lot later
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Iz awl Gud, fanx smammie
Hazel be awn teh mend,fur is growin bak an i stopped gibben her teh valiyum. Bak to V-E-T on Thursay for chek up.
Fern had a abcess an it burst an wuz teh PLEH! stiinky.Dat’s awl fine,an we am nawt fludded. Phew!!
Aden starts Big School termarrer / / Yayyyyy!!
How bowt yoo?
Well, THAT luked laik fun!!
R yoo OK??
*piks seff up orf floor* **cheks fer injereez……Yep I ok Janet:grin: was teh close tho
oh boi! naw teh kitteh haz no fleez on him neck! too bayd it doezn’t wurk on rest of bodee.
sheesh… uz ryte… ur famblee is weird…
ai hopes u cans fynd a way 2 cope wib awl dis… ai jus cant unnerstand hao a famblee can be so cold… {{{{{{{{gascat}}}}}}} awl mai best wishes fur u adn solbing ur problemz.
{{{{{momcat an famblee}}}}}
u remain in mai prayerz.
Oh momcat. ai hav seen this so menee taims. WAI izzit tath teh peepl wif lotz ov munnies – way moar tahn they need, find it so hard to halp thoz hoo ar reelee in need ov a halping hand throo no fawlt ov there own????
It givs mee such a big sad to see over an over peepl being so odderly wicked an meen. Ai JUST dont understand it.
{{{{{{momcat}}}}} Ai just dont know waht to say. Except we luvs you.
Fambly can be teh pleh sometimes, can’t they?
{{{{{{momcat}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{momcat & famillee}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
ii hopez ebberiting werk owt 4 u soon. ii iz sowriez taht u go thro hard teimz rite nao. it iznawt fare.
gess mai hug waz 2 beeg. hear ii givs u anudder wan.
{{{{{{{ momcat & famillee}}}}}}}}
Momcat: Ai dunno wye famblees kan bees taht waiy, butt thems ar sumetiems;
haow rlly sad iyt iys; peeps kan nawt unnerstaynd kumpleatelee unlehss thems haz bin thru iyt theirseylfes;
Ai wil keap yuu iyn mai thots; Ai wil awlsoe taulk tuu Ceiling Cat bowt yuu and yuur famblee; (sorree; mai eise ar staurting tuu leak rite naow…..)
FANK U EBERBUDI!!!!!!!
CEILING CAT LISTENEDED!!!!!!!!
WE GOTTED KEBBEN’S MOM TA AGREEZ TA COSIGN DA LOAN!!!!! LAST YER WUZ HOOOGE DEAL FUR HER- NOT DIS YER!
PHUNNI FING KEBBEN WUZ GONNA CAWL HIMZ MOM N TRY TA DO DIS AFFER WE WENTZ TA CHURCH…. WELL…. WE GOTZ HOME N RING’ RING’ KEBBENS MOM CAWLED HIM! SHE NEBER DUZ DAT! SO KEBBEN ASKEDED AND SHE ‘GREED!
I has a happi! iz gud fing I had kum totali unglueded dis morning n hadz ta take dat atta van n tak beeg nap- Kebben woked meiz up ta tell me da gud mews!
FANK YOU FANK YOU FANK YOU! CHEEZ PEEPZ IZ DA BESTEST PEEPZ IN DA WURLD!
nao awl I hab ta wurk awn is helpin him keepz himz joob….
momcat
Oh momcat! Nao ai haz teerz in mai aies fur shur, but happee teerz! That iz just such guc nooZ! Maybe it meens that yur luck iz turning! Wif Fisheekitteh in a skool she reelee luvs, an nao this!
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Ai am SOOO hoping that thiz is maybee a turning around poynt! Wudn’t that bee just the wunderful. An no wun wud seserve it moar than yoo!
{{{{{{momcat}}}}}}}
YAY MOMCAT!! taht iz wunnerful nooz, abowt time yoo gotted sum!!
taht iz very jeneruss ob kebbins mom, so gald she wuz kind enuff to help yoo owt!! ceiling cat wurks in missteryus ways, him lissens but not alwyas duz wut we ekspek, an i will keeps prayin taht a way will be opnd up for yor husbin’s job.
i haz BIG HAPPEE for yoo!!
O Momcat, Ai haz suches a byg happee foar yuu!!!!
Haow wunnerfull tuu heer tihs grate guud neuws!!!
Ai wil gibb speshul fanks tuu CC becuz fings turneded aowt soe wel!!
:lol
LOl! Yoo can say teh f-werd NAO! Itz oK, reelee. Just nawt in teh Nawt Sekond
plaice – oar purrhaps wehn re furring to it.
MiCATel Schumacher!
FTW!!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Burgers elebenty
But Don Schumchaer waz teh fastr!
Kitteh Kart Wii
I can has F1?
WROOOOOOM WROOOOOOOM!!here jump in.
Pawz onna de weel kitteh! 10 & 2!!!!
speed demon kitteh cahnt dribe 55
Gud mawnin BF, wuz Hannah otai tu yew lass nite? Iz awl sun-shinii hear noa.
gud moanin! stil prettie obercast hear but sun be trine 2 peek owt. wii los power fer aboutz 2 hrs last nite cause it wuz sew windy! branchies down alla ober de plaice!
Prepare to qualify;
boop-boop-boop-BEEEEP!!!!!1!!!
I can has Grand Theft Auto?
88mph?!? Kitty’s about ready to go back to the future!!
Dis iz heavy, doc.
Something wrong with the Earth’s gravity?
(Oh wait it’s the blackhole from the LHC!)
Bak to teh futur re-fur-ence FTW!
186,000 miles per second — not just a good idea… Its the law.
“I’m putting you in the wall Gordon.”
NASCAT Skillz… I has dem
Non-Athletic Sport Created Around Toonces?
*beep beep* lukowt kitteh, ahm obertakin u inna meh pinkee barbee combertable! *beep beep*
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OMG ILL B PLAYER TWOO!!1!!
aye triez wun moar tiem 2 poast a bery cauute bideo linkee….splort warning!!! itz luks like bebe basement cat vs. remoat controlly maus!
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video.yahoo.com/network/100000086?v=3375896&l=100000085
o deer, dat nawt wurk edder. sorree ebrewun
don worree i sawded teh videeo an itz tuu cyuut!!!
mebbe dis will wurk
video.yahoo.com/network/100000086?v=3375896&l=100000085
wel oil b jiggered!!! nao weirdpretzel iz doin it tu mee 2!!!
pffrrrtttt!!! an hissss!!! an pfffffttt!!! tu wee pee!
aye kno! iz crazee makin! aye tri eberyting u & jch4k & cweenmj tellz meh butt aye stil cahnt poast a linkee. aye haz a sad
Teh trikk iz to taek off teh http:// an put in www. WP puts teh http:// bakk.
Iz no reezun juss der wai uv doin fings!
Wp eben put in teh bit Ai wantid 2 leeb owt!
U has 2 leeb off teh bit wiv teh 2 slashes and put teh 3 w an dot. WP puts teh first bit bakk agane
aye jus dunno, aye did zactly dat & meh comint nawt cum thru. meh linkee lebin iz borked.
http://www.video.yahoo.com/network/100000086?v=3375896&l=100000085
hay, haow u dew dat? aye tri zactly wat e1 tellz meh, wif de takin owt stuff & de puttin in stuff & meh comint enz up inna owtside spaice!
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o well, iz cayuute bideo, no?
Yiss iz berry cyoot!
Ai hi-lited teh linkie u put, den rite clikk – den copy. Payste in a noo commint box. putted teh 3 w an a. fingy in but nawt teh uvver bit (wiv teh h, 2t a p a : an 2/)
WP adds dem bakk in.
iz veri cyooot vidyeo. do nawt bee afrayed ov teh maus kitteh. himz cannawt hert u.
Toonsez: Teh Videeyo Gaem.
Luek Owt, Toonsez!
http://www.littlefivers.com/pets/steps-in-catnip-rehab/
cud it b a drug problim?
88 MPH! he can has time travel!
lol – cats ( and dogs ) driving pictures crack me up!
Deez grafix r so reelage!
Poor kitteh is wereing a danjerus flee coller! Get coller away frum kitteh NAOW!
Also I finkso him not warin him seet belt.
egads!
Iyt geyts ebben wurser!!! Sumeboddee leftid tehir trukk rite iyn kitteh’s path!!
O Nooooooes!!! Moar foddur foar trolls!!
(Wut uvver dainjerouus adn kweshunabul praktisses ar weez goeing tuu discuvver??? Ai haz a rlly deap feer foar kitteh!!!)
Hmph. Iz nawt troll. Flee koller iz reel danjer for kitteh. My best frend’s kitteh got killed cuz he had a seezure frum a flee koller.
Sorree, Callista; Ai wuz treiyng tuu maike a funneh, nawt tuu bees meen…
Yuu ar rite bowt teh flee koller, tho; Ai fink Ai herd taht oar readed taht sumeware befoar bowt adverse reakshuns frum kittehs tuu tehse kollers;
BTW, Ai dyd nawt meen taht YUU were a troll, butt iyf yuu stik arownd laung enuff, yuu wil sea thems showe up evenshully; sumetiems noes matture wut yuu saiy, thems wil jumpez awn iyt…….
*trollmask on*
oh no!! you should never ever ever let your cat drive the car without his seatbelt on!! and if he doesn’t have his license he must always have a licensed driver with him who is paying attention to teh road instead of taking pictures!! where are the legal professionals when yoo need them? and the licensed vet techs?? this can only end in tears…
*trollmask off*
{{{callista’s best frend}}} sumwun sed taht below, too. i fink i also herd dis sumwer too.
at 88mph shouldnt he be in 1957 ??
I can has time travel?
Flea collars don’t work and can be toxic to cats. Please consult with your veterinarian as to appropriate forms of flea control. If you veterinarian recommended a flea collar, find a new vet.
lolololol
mahm!!1! i can habs sum kwartrs 2 plai 2? i wansa plai da initialol d
88 miles per hour!
Ai haz a feeling dat truk is doomed…
u cans get to teh first posishusion!
O yuss, yu getz extra pointiiz fur taht an awl teh cheezburgurz yu kan iit!
*SIGH*
I can has polecat pozishun?
koollllll pixzzzz
luv it
lol 5/5
Player 2 shood insurt cheezburger 2 play Gran Thef Cheezburger.