ENEMY DOG APPROACHING
ENEMY DOG APPROACHING MAN YOUR STATIONS!!!!
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Go way Goggie!!! No hot dogs here!
conga-rats foar nawt secund Korsair!!!!1!
Tanks, but “mme” also tied fur first! We musta hit “add comment” at da same time!
Tanks, but “me” also tied fur first! We musta hit “add comment” at da same time!
sowwy fur da double post.
Ohai Korsair! Yoo ar in teh tawp spot in a TY wif “me.” We haz had az menee az 18 in th TY posishun! Corse, ai think taht wuz wehn we were having a rayce.
So Conga Ratz fur yoo (there ar 12 ov them yoo know, dressed in costyooms ov the gratest cyootness, hoo will dans fur yoo.)
*whispers to Korsair* But don’t furgit! We NEBBER refurs to teh Top Spow az “furst.” We alwaiz say “Nawt second” oar a variayshun thereov.
An noa bof yoo an “me” can go to teh TY Boo Teek an pik aut sum nice presents. Teh purrrrrpryator, Sir Gibb Fitz-Rytin O’Cat keepz it well stoked wif kittehfayed lawlipops, kitteh chess setz, kitteh weathervanes an menee odder things
hai Janet!!!1! hao iz yoo? I haz being tooooo buzy doin stufs adn doed nowt meaowed wif yoo cheezzpeeps!
ol, how kum wi cant get 2 ur profiel ? Ai wanted tew hab u
aza fwend but, altho u r bloo, klikn on ur blooness takes mi
nawt to ur profile, but tew sum sillybilly website bowt
tanslatin tew lolspeek ! whats wit dat ?
wi cant b fwends ?
although the translate lolspeak web site is pretty kewl, ai finkso. jst sayin.
howdee mr. beaker. ennee interestin spearimints layltee? i think sients r teh fun….oar r u prof of anudr subjikt? if u r, i r sawee….i not shur wut u teech.
hi, lightchild79! How u beez latelee?
Ai think the “translate lolspeak” web site iz really grate! Ai’ve [ut in sum thingz fur trasnlayshun – an they com out neerlee purrrrfekt!
ohai olympiclolcat. Ai’ve nawt bin heer az much az ai wud laik eether, so ai dint know fur shur if ai had just mist yoo or if yoo wernt’ heer! Nice to see yoo again.
FOR THE HORDE!!
woah… I tink we jest tied for da first comment!
Nawt secund!!
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Yep- you can go to Ty Booteek! Therz lots of nice stuff there…
Adn at teh Ty Booteek tuday, we hab Elebenty Cheezburgers!
Goggie Repellent! Tikkits tu yore fabrit show!
range 800 yahds, load hi explolsive, … fiyah!!!
FFFFFWWWWWhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! BOOOM!!!!!!!!
Awww kyoot cabin kitteh!
kyoot until u see his ar-se-nal of weepons of goggie destwuction!
an den derz teh seekrit weepon… attak bunnehs!!
Hey! cool avatar!
smileycat b berry berry smiley!! I like!!
fankyoo! cept i has a sad cuz hims nawt skware so his widdle smlieybutt got cut awf!
my frend mayde him fur mii frum a pikchur i took ob sum grr.. gray… geraff…. sum paynteeg onna bildeeng in Paree (datz in Frantz).
“Take no prisoners, open fire, Battlestations!”
Sorri 4 my singing (or lack thereof)…another song my mi misspent yoouf…
oh noes they has breached tha sheiledz!
Atreidesssssss!!!!!! For the Duke!!!!
ah-OO-gah! Dive! Dive!
Ooops. Ai fergits. Ony da wombats can haz dirt-diviin. Wayt! Weez hazzin wombats! Wombats tu da foar, fwunt an sentr, now!
hmmm… soe we can has wombats tu sets teh unnergrownd ambush? mebbe digz a pit wiv a nastee suprize inna botom?
hmmmm. what kinda surprize?
a stinkee one!!! hee-hee
um, well, dassa natchril wun. Wif da sheeldsz bweecht its sorta natchril tu um wel um to maeka stinkin mess, noh? Mebbe da wombats maeksa skaep tunnul oar a sneekii ambushiss kynd ob tunnul tu da syd anen tu da ryt anen daon deep anen tu da reer anen…
Ohai, mrrphh, nais tu se yu obur heer frum uvvur paje
oh i luv stinki ones *onley if iz not de one gein suprised*
Pwaise da Ceiling Kitteh and pass me da ammo!
donut fyah till u c teh wites ov dere eyez!!!
what i doez if dey not ave any eyes?
noe eyes? uh, oh! deys zombie-mutant-vampire-kitteh-killers!!!! RUN!!!!!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!11!
Unload teh dog bomber at once!
use yewr pooper scooperz men
pwepair ta fire da used kitty litter!
theyll neva noe what hitz tem!!hahahahahahah
pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew
aim for da mouthes!
Iffn der liek my goggie, dat mite uk liek noms. [U know..."kitty roca"?]-eeuuww!
Frum wat I heerd, most goggies liek teh kitteh poo. Iz tastee to
demz. Go figyur.
“Fetchez la vache.”
“Quoi?”
“Fetchez la vache!”
oh iz a happy cat to not bez on da enmyz side
oooohhh da poop is abowt ta hit teh fan!!!
teh fan?oh noes take covers
Kitteh Kommando
setz ambush 4 t3h Doggeh
ennee minnittz naow
Strypee Kitteh feenkz
himz Sarrjunt Sawndurrz allawng
wiff Kurbee andz Cayjj
Kittehz yuze Skweekee
Toy 2 loorz Doggeh cloass. Den
attakkz frum awll sydez
Jack.
bwavo, bwavo Maestro!!! keep em comin!!!
well dun! (but becarefool uv teh waterz inside!)
after dis battle iz gonna go t inout for some cheezeburgas an some coke wud be gud too. any one wantz anything ?
no fanks, has tu go sleepee nao… g’nite…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
o, be-4 i furgetz, ’twas naice playin wif u all!!! g’night! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
nightz
da lil burgers iz ma faebrit. abaot six pleeez.
Haow ar da wombats doin? wayt! wut du dey eben eeet? enneebuddy noe?
herez your six burgaz mrrph*hands yew bag of burgaz*
*snatches bag and putss head in bag*
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eeeeeee, yu noez wut? iffn yu sniffs em rl gud liek diss sssnnnnniiiiiiiiiiifffffffff as lawng az yu can yu gits dizzzyyy an fawls ober
Ai jess discober dat cause da burgerz smeld sew gud ai feld ober.
Den ai (*urp*) eetid em. Da coke iz nys an cold.
Oooops. Sawwwy. Ai fergits tu bemember sumtymz
*clasps hands behind back and straightens up, feet together, chin up*
“Fank yu fur da hambuggerz mister Purger. Dats berrii berrii kynd ob yu.”
Ai can haz rly big sleeeeepy. Can ai go tu sleep nao?
yes i tink that wud be gud after such a fine meal
Nuthin ken pass linkin log fort…is not worreyd.
oh noes! man ur staushions kittehs!
ai wonders if dis is what mai Schatzie is tinking when she watches da peeples walk their goggies past her window.
oh noes! protekt teh cheezburgers!
axtually, that should be:
Enemy Dog Approaching, Cat Your Stations!!!
Sorry, but I’m semantics stickler.
Dat iz daikoruslee akseptubul.
ai must awai. se yu awl tumoro.
otay who oredred the katnipp latte
Kittehs foar PrezzyDint in Aawww-Ate!!
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haitch teeteepee colonslashslashwww.adultswim.com/promos/kittenvsnewborn/kitten.html
Alweyz dey blames de gogg
De goggies mai taik hour floofy tois, de mai taik hour sawfty blankies butt dey will neber taik…….HOUR CHEEZBURGERS!!!!
carpe cheezburger……ohai cheezpeep!!!! i r glad tu haz u azzuh frind. hau art thou this fine eve???
bery gud tank u! waz nazty wevver butt stil a gud weakend. wurk tamara (pleh!) so aye amma hedin off 2 beddy. cheezeland iz de frendly plaice, no?! aye hopez u havin de fun!
Kitteh: “Halt!!1! who goez der?”
Arthur: “It iz ii, sun of Uther Pendragon, frum teh cassel of Camelot. King ov teh TTI peepz adn sum obber peepz adn stuffz. Wii haef ridden awl obber teh land lukkin fer sum peepz 2 joyn us at teh Camelot. Ai mus spek wif ur lord adn mast er.”
Kitteh: “Waht? riden awn a hors?”
*cloppity cloppity wiv de coconut shellz
kitteh fartz in teirh genrl erection
*fallz obbur ded frum teh pleh*
oooo noez!!!!!! eye must revive hur!!!!! *gets bottle uv lief elixur,cherry flayvur n gibz it tu kafleen*
*gets a brownee skillit sundae wif brandee buddr soss(alkeehol remuuuubd)*
heer, habbing dis dizzurt, it will maek u feel gud. it haz much taystee. an doan wuree about teh alkeehol, it wur evapuratid away.
oh, tank u
*woozie*
my eyes an brain hurt
kitteh aks: “waht iz ur quest?”
Arthur: “We seeks teh wholee cheezburger.”
Kitteh: “Ah, u see, ah alreddeh gaht wun.”
Arthur: “What?”
Kitteh: “Ahv alreddeh gaht wun. Eets verreh nassuh.”
Arthur: (turns) “He says they’ve already got one.”
Ah seeks corms!
afreekan oar teh europeean corms?
neevur….CANDEEE CORMZZZZ!!!!!!!!11!!!!
Ai luuve teh wai yu think.
u meen CAT ur stations
Wel, teh emeny goggie haourde approacheded cloaser adn cloaser;
Thems sawed tehre wuz oanley wun kitteh inna buhnker haoulding teh pohsishun;
Jes az goggies wuz grooping tuu attakk, teh lone kitteh raineded daown awn thems a vereetabul haile ov goggie kibbul;
teh goggie haourde, takin bye suhrpryze, broked rankses adn skrambuled afture teh kibbul az iyt laynded awn teh grownd, sume ovvit hittyng thems onna hed;
Thuslee, tehgoggie-emeny wuz deefeetid taht daiy, bye deefault, becuz thems wuud nawt fitez, duu tuu tehir ohbsessive nommyng ov teh goggie kibbul taht wuz draupped onnem bye teh hero-kitteh (Nawt Hello-Kitty, BTW)
Enyd ov teh Sagah!!!
DEM DAWGS IZ ALWAYS COMEZ TOCLSOE 4 DER OWN SAFTIZ
“CAT YOUR STATIONS!”
rawr 0_o
I’m using one of my nine lives to hold this log up!!