In teh beginning,
In teh beginning, Ceiling Cat madez Lolcat in his imuge
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An it wuz berry gud
fir mankind needed a laff
An kittehz gib us teh bestest laffs an lub
U r beree rite Annipuss! Awl wayz nys to sorgel wif teh kittehs!
agreed.
Lol
it shur wur. Fank u, CC. ♥♥♥♥
Sew guud, Ceiling Cat mayd frunt payg and got elebenty cheezburgers.
dis is a beeyootee-us kitteh!!!1!
It wuz sew gud it wuz PURRfeckshun!
*An ceiling cat rested*
*an curled up nose to tail an purred*
And den what happened? Sumthing happened….
Den, Ceiling Cat made choklit, ov corse.
an den alla kindz ob martooniz
Itz tooked a wile to maek da cheezburgers, aifinkso.
an den he (or shud ai say she) maded shiney fings!! an wuz rilly gud!!
an softee blankies an odder plai tois for da kittehs
an gushi fuds tew!! oh CC, ai fank yew fur this noms!!!
an TUNA!!!
N teh kittehs gets to playz kitteh hokkee wif soda bottel caps (goal skorred wen cap goes under stofe) n kitteh golf (hole in 1 wen wateber on teh cownter goes into garbij disposle).
Lessee. Wat did ceiling cat mayk aftur awl dat?
Appel crumble
Birds tu chays
Catnip
Donuts
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Eggz,
Fried oar stranguld
Gushy fudz
Hyuminz tu taik kare ub us
I….
Insects 2 chasing
Jell-o
Kat napz
Lilting melodeez
M….
Mothers
Nawtee Barns
Old frenz
P. . .
Pi (awl sorts)
Queenz
Rooflee flooflee belleh floof
S……
Sanafabich (LOL! Soreee – ai reelee laik him!
Tents fur camping
Uneek Orns
V. . .
Villij ijitz (Wut wud wii due wifowt dem?)
W (see ‘V’)
Xtremelee nice peepz (wii needz dem 2!!!)
Y…
Verree flooflee belleh floof
Whiskers
Xtra flooflee belleh floof
Y…
yarn! uv corse
zee bras
C’est tout!
Yis! somthing for the lolcat to noms.
den basement cat mayde teh lowd floor sukky fing
oh noes………nawt teh vrooooom!!!
base ment cat den maded de dreadful DIET fuds…. fur to takes taste out of fuds (he also maded hoomin vershion ob dis terrilbe ting)
BC den maeded planz to maek da ebil V-E-T az suun az CC waz finisheded makin da hoomanz
an teh YNG
an teh NB!
adn da maus awlso?
Aifinkso dat BC dint maek dese. Ai finkso dat CC gabe dem to us/uz/?? for tu habbin a liddle funz noa an den
mebbe yes, mebbe no. hoo noes?
but heer tehy ar
Iz eezy tu fynd owt. Iffen it’s basement cat, he’d want jelusy, sew he’s only hab YNGs and fyremins there. Iffen it’s ceiling cat, it’s balanced and there are YNW and fyrewimins there too. So, go chek and com bak wib a report. Eventually.
How mennee werds?
Single space or dubble space?
Wun payge dubble space, oar elebenty suitable photogriffs.
And den CC gaved Lolcats dominion ober all the beastes of the feeld, all birds ob the air, and all the fishees in de sea. And lolcat sed “Hey, whadabout hoomans?”
Adn CC sed, “u alwayz hadz deh dominyunz over deh hoomanz.”
Adn den Celing Cat gabe teh lolcats teh passwurd for teh computer cawld earth, sew they cud powst pikshures adn mayk comments. And screw up teh Ultimate Qweschun.
U diz berry gud, Ceiling Cat!
ceiling cat wez all lub u!
Wowsers!!! Wut a pikshure adn wutta kommint;
Afture mai dissertashun awn teh layst thred, Ai feal liek CC jes boppez me onna hed az iyf tuu saiy “See, iyts awl troo….”
Fanks, CC: Ai knoe yuu wurk iyn mystereeouus waiys, butt Ai foargeyt jes haow
FAST yuu rlly wurk az wel:
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♥♥ Schmooz too yooz CKK! ♥♥
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Yah.
And there was cheezburger
If you’re gonna keep making these ceiling cat jokes at least make them original, the joke it’s starting to grow thin. This one was really lame, just some cat with soft focus filter?
you dont hav to stay ,,,trolls not liek da humour ennywais
sorree yur wee tees wer soggie todai
Mebbe 2 much wee?
i fink basement kat wee in hims tee’s so much dat hims can only fink ov crap to sai!
i finks teh meenuns of basmint kat haz a sad
*nods*
bye bye now lonley troll…..
well. Hii diddn ebben stay fer himz hoofin. wunder wai?
Him neber duz….dis sanafabich just wanderz froo leeving nasty commint…..den wandring off agin…… like most trollz…. not dere fawlt akshulle… dere mommaz neber tawtting dem “if u kant say sumfing nise, doan say enneefing atawl.” … wii needz bedder mommaz owt dere, ifinkso.
Ahhhh! Da Thumper Rule….FTW
huh?
In da moobie BAMBI, Thumper, da bunneh, himz momma sayed dat “iffn yu kant sai ennyting nize, donnt sai ennyting att awl.”
Oh. it haz been waaaaaay 2 menne yrs sinse i sawinged deh Bambi moovee.
Yu ar not dat auld….Ai reeded yu pro fiel. Anywaiz, da kalen deeriz meenin les. We cheezpeeps ar awl yung-at-hart!
truu dat. {{{old lurker}}}
Iss troo, but I fink teh Alice Roosevelt Longworth Rule being pretty phunnee too:
“If yoo can’t say sumfin nice, come sit by me”
It’s a seagull troll!
He flys in…poops awl ober…and flys away.
*Snert!*
Mebee we needz a STCC – a seagull pooper crash cart – to scoppy up the poop and git rid ob itz.
see? dats y ai doan beez a mum… ai can’t ebben keep mai own mouf shut sumtyms ^^
ifinkso himz nayme closer to truff.
gmta
We nedez beddur momma traningz. Awl ai gotz wuz awn da jawb traningz nd wuz meerkul da kittehz surbibed.
I visit ICHC every day. I’m not a troll.
Hey sanafabich!
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I doan really fink ur a troll. I’z sowy dat I used ur comment to try to maek a funny bout seagulls. We used to joke bout seagull managers, and transfurred teh theme to you.
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R we OK?
You will live, silly sanaf.
In the meanttime, have a cup of tea and a piece of Donkey Pie.
(Is yummy…like Kentucky or Mud pie.)
*pats the cranky man*
:snert: iz Donkey Pie enneething like Cow Pie???
eeeewwwww…..
besides…
*pondurrs a bit*
How cud annybuddy have anything negative to say about such a …beautiful
picture. Srsly. It really is breathtakingly beautiful.
*sigh*
Oh yoo guise!
It’s just sanafabich! He’s just laik that! He’s bin heer longer tahn ai hav, an he’s awlways kind ov grumpee, but deep daon, iz awlso qwite nice. And ai laik him.
He hazn’t bin heer fur sum taim, so ai expekt moast ov yoo dont know hoo he iz.
Ai ai just smyol! Cuz itz sorta laik mai Ant Daisy. She’z so awlwaiz crankee that if she IZNT, we ar awl reelee disappoynted.
*Kumz gamboling up 2 Janet*
Sry……dint meen 2 nokking u down like dat……. Heer, let mii helping u bak up agin.
*appliiz brakez a liddul 2 late*
*BONK!*
Oh, Hai Janet!!!
OOOOOOOOFFF!! LOL!! Wehn yoo gambol, yoo reelee gambol!
*taeks cwennmj’s hand an jumps up. Shaekz bit ov dust frum clothez*
An ai’m still laffing about teh drawing ov eelz awn teh CHRG. Oh, an cweenmj, may ai uze this plaice pleez fur a liddle speech?
*ahem* Ai hav seen peepl putting awn a 50s bathing cap OVER a CHRG(wdoi). An it just cant bee dun. Becuz tehn yoo hav just an RG. So it shud bee eether/oar.
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Teknicallee speeking, if such a thing can bee dun regarding these itims, teh 50s bathing cap purrteks against reelee bad splortz, an teh CHRG(wdoi) if fur nermal, ebreeday purrrtekshun.
*helps Janet straiten her kloze*
) Adn I agreez wif u, deh bavving caps over deh CHRG defeets deh purpois uv deh CHRG. It b mai unnerstanding dat deh finnerz uv deh glub allow fur a sertin amownt uv braynze expanshun, wifowt deh mess uv deh braynez leekij. I fink peepz hoo hazn’t awlreddy, reelleee shud going 2 deh wiki and looking at deh CHRG picz.
U kin making deh speechez enneetime. (as if i kud stop u.
LOL! Ai dont know WAI ai must awlways be making teh speeches. Ai trai hard nawt to – but . . .
Eneway, teh fingerz ar impoatant fur holding awl teh braynes in, ov corse – but eben MOAR important iz that in tehn no longer maeks yoo luk laik a chikken! The fingurts MUST stand up!
ai haz a kweshun regardin teh order ob teh splortage resque
if yew puts teh ducky tape right onna hed, won’t it rilly, rilly
hurts wen it cums orf? wud yew ducky tape teh chrg to secure
itz posishun? jus askin…..
naw- iz ok jama-
gascat hadz ta putz awn da ducky tape fur wortz…. it mostli fallz off purrdi fast-u beez ok!
momcat
oh hai cwmj!
Iz been redin yur blog….. I iz jus awt sos late I neber sees u!
Dat silli agrumentz bout satamalites n planatez wuz da silli! satamlitez goes cross da sky blinki blinki blinki, planets n stars jus stayz der- shooten starz goez zoom! cross da ski!
- Da nit ski, I lubs it!
momcat
wuz a berry well lubrikated gennulmun finking deh star were deh satamalite. I finksohimz wife wuz mostlee upset wif deh lubrikashunz.
Ohai, Janet, ai dint noze dat. ai cudnt du ennywai cuz mai shuz bin steled agin.
Steeled yur shooz??? Yur grene shooz??? HOO wud DOO such a thing??
Ohai, mr. sana, Iz dis yur rele pikshur? Yu iz a mraked man. ai wil grined yu undur mai pointee hele if yu cant be nais heer.
what about my picture?
Aiz nawt fat, Aiz flooffee!
Hagrid sed so.
“You could even say it glows….”
PURTY photo!
CC teh pink nosed kitteh…
…had a bery pinkee nose.
And iffs u eber saw it,
u wud eben say “oh noes!”
… Awl uv teh ovver kittehs
Joosta laff adn cawl him namez
Tehy nebber let pour CC
Joyn in any kitteh gamez.
Tehn wun fawggy Hallowz Eve
CC camed too say
Kittehs, joo fink taht joor soe smart
Ai makes GOGGIES just too start!!
Tehn awl teh kittehs (frytend)
Runded up teh neerest tree
Adn were tehy eber sawree
Taht they pissed off Old CC!!
Woot! Woot! Clapping floofy paws!
@@@@@@@!!elebenty!
Fank Joo! *bowz*
Fank Joo! *bowz*
Fank Joo berry mush, Ai bee heer awl week!
Try teh veal!
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(iz phree-raynj veal, doo nawt fuss, plz)
Ai will add mai “W00t w00t! wif much clapping ov floofee paws! Yay to Martha, whoo started it, Romeow – uoo middled it, and deer woozled, hoo finished it in such a spektaewlar way!
JCH4Kittehs!
that wuz sum fun
stirrin ov teh pawt!! Yu gibbd a hint
2…lol…But, Dame Janet and
Sanasabich, rgardin teh lolz…
“They can’t all be golden!”
….theez r teh lolz…..
as Rodney Dangerfield used to sez…
(cuz CC nose, mynz arint)
Woozled, taht’s MEOWRVELLUSS!!!!!!
And u did it awl — in LOLspeke — less n a hour n a haff!!
U da CATT!!!!! (as opposed to, “you da MAN!”)
Woozled teh Wunnerful!!!
W00t W00tee W00t W00t!!!
Dat’s a perdy kitteh! Awl fluffy. ^.^
Hael Ceiling cat, teh creaytur of teh lolz. lubs n stuf. srsly.
Oh Hai, Vicc0rz!! I hazzn’t seeinged u heer bfurr. Iz u gnu??
*kum wif mii 2 deh ty-booteek*
U kin pikking owt a welkumming prezint. Dere b wuteber u kin imajine.
*Handz Vicc0rz a CHRG (wdoi)*
Dis wun b habbing a *lookz at a skwigglee line* … um ….. an eel on it.
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*aside* Hey!!! u in deh bak ruum!!! wutz up wif deh drawingz?? letz git a little moar artistic!! ‘K? Sheesh, gud help is soooo hard 2 find.
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Wii b habbing a link 2 a wikki at deh top uv deh page 2 helping u. and i b habbing sum uzzer helperz at http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
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*handz Vicc0rz a chokklit martoonee*
*klinkee glasses*
Cheez!!!
Hey cweenmj!!! {{{cweenmj}}}
Doent joo fink iff teh dwawingz iz nawt artiztik enuff, joo shuud gib Vicc0rz a CHRG(wtfh)? <> Tehre must bee a fyoo ob tehm aroudn, tehy do nawt get uzded taht oftin… butt tehy shurr proteck agenst teh Splortzes (in kase joo hasz nawt noetissed, Ai has nebber hadz a Splort).
um…. wutz wtfh???
wif thirty five heros?
wif tap-dansing floofee horses?
wif tax filing helperz?
wif turriblee fritening hippopottumeezez?
Hmmm… WerdPretzel eated it – it wuz beetween teh caretz.
Wif TinFoyl Hat.
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aitch tee tee pee colon slash slash eclectech.co.uk/mindcontrol.php
lol
Play Wink
ceiling cat made the right call!
sol do la fa mi do re
sol do la ti do re do
Ah, da sownd of myoozik!
Dis makez meh sad dat I cin no lawnger faborite lolz.
Llamaz, aye faborited itz, iffen u go tew meh profile & den meh faboritez & viewz it maybee u cahn get it dat wai? Or jus sabe it 2 ur pooter?
i keeps spayr emurjunsee innerwebs exploder arownd just for such sichoowayshuns.
Wat a beyewtiful kitteh!
Butt…..angelic kitteh nawt reely sew angelic ifink!
Ceeleeng Cat habdz a
shynee clowdee dreem. Den maydz
liddill bawll ubz floof
Gibz liddill bawll ubz
floof bryte bloo ieez 2 maykz hurz
Hewminz goez ‘Ker~SPLOART!’z
Liddill bawll ubz floof
willz habz nyss ‘Foarebburr Hoam’
andz lakkz 4 nuffeengz!
Jack.
clappity clappity!!!
O Yesh, Jack: yuu alwaiys cum throo wif suches beeuteefull, wundermousfull peoms; ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
yay 4 teh ceeling kitteh!
Hai! Kan yu seez mi profyle yet?
Noes….. Dunno wye????
Ai dunno…Ai went in2 cweenmj’s syte adn lukd at direkshuns; mayB ai just need 2 wait. Ai didnt put anyfing in teh IRL box. Mebbe that’s it? Ai got notyce frum ICHC that Ai’m registeered, tho.
Ai ment teh URL bocks.
Nope, can’t click on ur naem and find u, but ai found ur profile by putting ur name in pictures-by-brindlecat. Try going to ur profile and copyying teh address frum ur brouser and put thet in the URI box. Thet shud do it.