De otherz asleep, now I can escape!
De otherz asleep, now I can escape!
not sew fast. u cant eskap dat easilee.
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kamoflage, yr dewin it purty & purty good!
beepbeepdibeepbeeep….beepbeepdibeepbeeep….beepbeepdibeepbeeep….
this is a messaj frum the eemurgencee Splort sistem:
Severe sistem of cummulo -flooofus-cute is accumulatink adn may cause damajink splortaj. Sensitif viewerz : use diskreshun & anti splort device is rekommended.
dat is awl…
Menny menny burgerz fur *cummulo-floofus*. Iz moast splend-indeedy-do werd!
Yes! Dat is one gud describing-purfectly wurd! Especially fer dis here pichure!
fanx! mebbee dat’s da kinda clouds dat rains teh kats in the probervial “reigning kats & goggiees”
*looks outside winda*
*luks like dere be lots o poodles frum Hanna out dere*
*Runz bai, steelz a burger*
*nom nom nom nom nom*
hey, you!!!
*extendz tendrils o doom*
*fwipffwipfwip*
*titely graspz cweenmj’s ankul*
*Bonk!!! *
Hey!! sumbuddee trippt mii!!
Let me halp u up. Wut’s all dis sqyuished greenery?
*skwished, but still springingly tendrilly, teh tendrils o doom snag teh flyink burger*
Reign iz gud fur teh tendrils. Wii ken akshullii uze it dis yere. Juss Y duz it hab tu bii awn Caturdai?
Iz yew gettin teh wind noa tu? Shaydz iz flappin sumpin feerce hear (NJ)
is poarin liek de debbil hear & bery windy, aye hoapz wii doan luze de power! (NH)
Ah ha, TTNI! Aye lieks NH, ME et. al…. iz gonna bizit VT nex weakend, house teh leef-peepin?
yah. Thirstday wanted it moar.
*snikur* Yuz juss teh punny grl, izzn’t yew?
i aer a namatour compaired to sum round here! i giglol & try to lern!
Resiztinz iz futi…few…nawt werkin. Mai CHRG adn 50’s BC were nawt maed tew handel tihs mutch cyoot.
SSSPPPLLLOOORRRTTT!!!!1 (tew teh 10th power even)
Blarrgghhh, ai is ded.
Aye wil hep u! *woop woop woop* cumz de CCC, scoopity scoopity braynes, rins rins wif fresh mowntin springie wadder, pak pak bak inno hed. Duk tayp duk tayp (in festibe raynbo culers), GHRG extra snuggie. Dere! Naow has diz hawt chokklit & floofy blankie & a kitteh beeny baybee to snorgle & ewe wil be rite as rayne!
O noes! Teh kitteh beeny bebbeh is cyoot tew!!! Agin ai sez SSSPPPLLLOOORRRTTT!
O noze!!! Aye ment 2 gib u de possum beenie baybee, iz snorgly butt nawt splorttastic! Aye has fayled inna mai reskew attemptt!
*frows arm ober eyez & fawls 2 de groun inna shaim*
Fank CC yew arribed in thyme!!! Wii gonna hab beeg prollemz wif dis pixshur…
i finks taht weez needz teh reinf…reefr… weez needz halp!!
Oooo Noooo!!! Nawt teh splort ob multipull floofness!!
Luk mii inda fais, Aye bii smilin fur yew (awl 50 teef gleamin), luk awai frum teh floof!!!
Scoopy scoopy thymes 10,
Pat, pat, piddy pat, stuff dem braynez bakc into plais.
Aye knead halp hear!! Deez brayne hab bin ober-xposed tu floof!!!
Ai fink mai braynes be perman…purrme…furebber skrambulled. Wun step closer tew bein teh crazee cat laydee ob teh nayborhud. Kin tihs brayne be saved?
nawt wanna hertz yur felinez… butt izznt skrambulled braynez ah prewrekquizit fur bean hear? Aye thawt datz house Aye gotz in…
strambulled oar at leeest ober eeeezy!!
hey awl yew peeps…….. speshully east coasters….. gettin fru teh wetherz otay???
{{{{{Jamama}}}}}
Wetherz iz juss ducky. (ohh Aye qwack myselb op)
ohai smammie deerz
yew kwaks me up tew!!
we iz habbin lubbly sunny dai here
Hummmphhh! Sunny dai she sez… mutter, mutter. Is sew huumit hear dat itz awlmoass beddar tu go owt inda reign.
oh wail, we makes up for it inna winter drizzly gloomy daze
daze? Aye rezembulz dat remarc. Aye thawt dat wuz s’posed tu bii teh “gloom ob nite”? leesewaiz, datz wut dey taylez mii atz werk…
oh u bedda believs jamma- she noes whuts shes tawlkin about- we hav dad gloom ub da dai followed bai da gloom ub da nit followed bai… ininz u c…. when is sunni (lik tadai) we awlz goez nutzoid n danses owtside!
momcat
Conga ratz tu yew!
Ken yew kownt dem awl? Aye iz habin prollemz kowntin nozez an devidin bai toesiz
Bee shore an put ur CHRG/wdoi on reel tite befor u start countin…cud be splortorific dangerus.
i cownt elebenty minus wun.
Den derez plenty fur me to borrow wun!
betcha can’t take just one!
Well, wouldn’t want the bebbeh to be lonely, nao, wud ai?
hewwo… is i alown? luk at teh batm uv da paege, plzkthxbai!
Fink dey notiss Aim missin?
Yesh…but who’s countin?
Der’s no kittehs in mi pokkets. Nope…no kittehs iz missin.
Dis iz not teh kitteh yous lewkin foar.
Star Wars FTW!
whale mii fur wun, but nawt sew gud…
*Handz smammie wun whale*
*Slippery whale gitz dropped during deh hand-off.*
Ker-Splash!!! adn waves ob Hannah poodle wetness rize op adn soak cweenmj!
Oh noez!!!
I iz being entrapped bai deh tendrilz uv doom up above,
and wavingz uv hannah poodlez heer!!!
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And iz time fer mii to going twerk!!!
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Will deh tendrilz uv doom kumpleetelee envelope mii??
Will i dizzolve in deh poodlez uv wetness????
Will deh poodulz eeting deh tendrilz???
Will deh wet poodlez smell EEEEWWWWW???
Will deh tendrilz entrap deh poodelz????
Were did deh whale go???
Will smammie eber tawking to mii agin???
will i ever running owt uv kwestyunz??
yes
no
yes
yes
no
no
no
oops, wair wuz aye?
*hedesk*
wud tawkl tu yew iffin Aye cuud stop laffin sew hart!
ai keep finkin……… wut willz we dew wen teh cween leebes……….
but her will stillz be heeeer!! oh wut silly finkin
ub corse!!! silee jamamakitty. da cween uv ichc ( as upozd tew da queen ub ichc-me)
will nebr leev uss! rite, cweenmj? doan maik meh ee mah wurds! dey r da pleh.
*puts hand 2 monitor*
I hav awlwayz ben, and eber will b, ur fren.
wew. ifotsew, but neber hrrts tew aks!
A ref to a tear joiking scene frum Star Trek, FTW Cween!!1!
Whew!!! sum wun gotted it. I thot it wuz gonna languish and fade away in deh ether……
ai shua wuds notiss iffn u wudz bee missin… such a sweeteh…
Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Commiteh… 5 mins into boring meetin.
wundre wut wuz bean planned dat bored dem?
goggie wuz splainin house tu plai fechez teh bawl, zzzzzzz, hunh? zzzzzzzzzz
wutttt, yew nutz??? yew takes it bak??
ya, win da kittehz roll da eyes at da goggies
dey roll up into da bak o da hed and da rest iz hiztoreezzzzzzzzzzzz.
ackshully dey was sposed to watch a teem-bilding video:
‘hoo moved my cheese’.
and wut self respeckting kitteh is going to stay awake to lern a maus’s job?
:snerk:
ohai cween mj, ai wuz wonderin ifn ai wuz too late tu sai “ohai” to ennywun and heer u ar. Nawt going to snerk and run, ai hope?
I bee heer fer a wile. How u iz 2nite??
gess u iz gone
noaw i b alone.
♫ Aaaawl bai mai self aaaaagen!
♫ Doan wannna b
♫ Aaawwl bai mai self aaagen!!
you’ll nevver walk alone!
ai were playing at teh bottom of teh paig
itteh bitteh sno leppard committeh
Sno lie.
sno lepards!!!! http://www.kats-korner.com/bigcats/teu.cgi/snowcubs1.jpg
http://www.scenicreflections.com/ithumbs/snow_leopard_cubs_wallpaper_215.jpg
Toooo cyute! Thnx an u needz tu post a splort warning fur theez pics, too!
yep u r rite, ifinkso. o, an ur welcome!!!
der iz no splooooorrtt warning!1!
i lookd aniwaay!
blarrgghhh…
ai iz ded
*trundlin alawng, thru teh wet ob Hard-Harted Hannah, wen flipt-thunk*
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Ratz-a-fratzen!!! Anudder wun ob deze blasted splort viktemz!!!! Noaw house Aye gonna ressa, resuusa, ….. getz dis wun bakc tu lief? Hawt chonklat? Noepz, gotz nun. Okai, less C wutz wii got in oar pokketzez
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*soundz ob ruzzlin abowt in teh pouch*
Ohai! Iz a Ranjpur Rose Martoonie!!! Cormpleat wif lyme-stuft olibz! Dis owtta du it.
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*props Mergaloki op adn tiltz hed bakc… pourz martoonie doun froat. Mergaloki startz twichin awl ober*
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Yep, dat owtta du it juss perfektlii… thyme furr beddy-bye fur teh beri wet possum-mom…
*blinks eyes*
tank u, waz berry good.
R day gone? da cyoot is 2 much, baby sno lepards iz 2 much fer me
must resist splort again
*places CHRG and walks away*
tanks again…
AC, mebbee u cahn hep me, aye tri 2 poast linkees butt de neber cum fru, nawt eben howers later. aye try wat de fabulus cweenmj sais onna her helpie paige fer poastin links butt still meh mezzage wif a linkee neber poast. Dey fli off inno owtside spaice sumwares. Wai duz de weirdpress hait meh??
wallll, i fink u jes rite teh www. etc bitz an den it shud wurk. weirdpress don laik teh aich tee tee pee. it makez dem all grumpee an frumpee!
hope dat helps.
oi!!! i onlee typed teh dubba-u dubba-u dubba-u an weirdpress supplied teh
aich tee tee pee bai itselb.
hmmm…otay, tank u. aye tride dat diz affernoon 2 poast a splortworthy bideo butt itz wudnt wurk. aye dunno ware de mezzage end up butt it waznt hear in cheezeland.
Ohai! Waht yoo doo iz this.
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LUk. heer iz teh – thing – that ai copeed frum up above. Teh HOLE thing!
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nao – ai am going to remoove teh h.t.t.p.:././. – bak to teh “icanhas. . .”
And nao ai ADD teh w.w.w. (wiffaut teh furst two dots, ov corse.
And nao it’s reddee to go! VooiLA!!
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http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/06/funny-pictures-otherz-asleep-now-i-can-escape/
See?? Taht’s awl yoo haz to do.
hmmm… noa hu wuz it dat tole mii she wuzzint sew gud at dis ‘puter stuff? Nawt JCH4K… nope, cuddint ob bin hur…..
wun wittle tu wittle tree wittle kittehs
fouw wittle fife wittle six wittle kittehs
seben witttle ayte wittle nein wittle kitthehs
Sno cayuute!!!!
De wite stuff, wii haz it!
I want deh 3rd wun frum deh rite…wif himz hed on upaside-down.
awwwwwwwwwww!!! the kittehs r soo cute! =D
Ahhhhhh! de liddle gray & pinky eers!!! soooo cayuute!!!!
*Holdz tite 2 CHRG*
*runz az fass az piddy-padz ken go*
Hear yew goez, Ayes rappin yoar hed wif possum-print duk-taep, tu holt teh CHRG doan. Hmmm, yew lukkin kinda liek Jacob Marlii… ken yew tawk?
Scrooooooge……..aye ware de kitteh hayres shed awn mee inna life. Youuuuuu cahn still aboid meh fayte…..butt wai wud u wan 2?
sputter, choke, fawlz orf chare. Aye kant wate fur gost ob crippins passed….
Ghost of Marley ref FTW!!!!
Ohai bf! hav u noetissed teh liddle white half masks? dey luk laik dey hav been drinkin teh creem!!!
oi, i dunno ifn mai CHRG kan takes teh pressoor!
Nawt anudder wun!!! Iffin Aye keepz rapping ebberywunz hed tite, dare’l bee nuffin butt mumblin !
Luk awai, luk awai!!!!
AC, u jus hadda poynt dat owt dint u?? Ahhhhhh!! Naow aye haz a CHRG, possum-print duk taype & a metal kichen cullender awn meh hed fer de splort-prebention!
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An aye luk gud!
corny-gradulayshunz… miifinkz Aye hab beddar stock op awn Dependz, noa dat Aye gotz dat immidge in mai hed
sorrreee
but i jes hadda tell sumwun! i wunder wut happnd tu teh foto… um… foto takin purson affer he tuk dis shot. prolly still inna splort-recubbery ward!
o, an im shure u luks luverly wit teh CHRG, possum-print duk taype & a metal kichen cullender awn ur hed fer de splort-prebention. i hopez dey iz all in teh purrty pastel-colorz!
deez r lil siameez kittehs…lookit dat wun wif teh darkr earz…himzill b sealpnt…mebbe ……………datz beeg litr!
ps: yay! Kayceeehm!
Dey are pointed in color, but not so skinny as usual ‘meezers- but shur are snorgalishus!
duz wun ob dem hab a dark tale? ifink i see dat rite unner de wun trine 2 mek himz ezcape? or iz jus a shadow?
BF!! Dint Aye talez yew nawt tu luk sew klos? Nex yew noaz, yule bii addin bungii kordz tu teh cullender iffin yoar nawt karefull….
aye kno u tol meh butt…butt……aye jus cahnt hep mehsef!!!
Want!!!! Gives me bebe kittehs.
No! Mine! LCV grabs bebbehs and runs awai…
There’s enough kitteh for everyone!!
Nooooo!! Iz not enough kittehs. Needs moar bebeh kittehs!
yikez is raynin sew hardz & windy, aye tink wii iz gunna looze power hear sew aye hafta qwit playin in cheezeland for tonite. Goodnite 2 all cheezefrendz, stai dry, saif & snorggly!
poor kittehs were once full of life
butt that wuz b4 that fat guy sat down
I iz calling teh SPCA (The Splort Preventing Cheezburger Association) this iz cleerly too much kewt too be showed to teh jenral publik.
Rite u r. We needs halp rite awey.
Cans we snorgles dem?
nawt-sekkundlii, yew muss sign dis wavver absolving ICHC frum awl responsobitliiz iffin yew splortz yoar teeny-tiny braynez awl ober teh plais…
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Den, B4 yew putz awn the Snorgul-snorkul, yew muss putz CHRGwDOI awn unner 50’s BC, rap tilelii wif ducky-taep adn den ware teh metel kichen cullender
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Den furthest frym nawt sekkund, yew gotta kleen op teh mess….
The whole litter on one sofa? It’s a miracle of physics…
Aye doan noe ify ai can handel de floof! (name dat moovie!) Aye iz too gnu tu ICHCB to bee xpozed 2 dis leble ob kewtness! Aye knot reddy four mai nawt-sekund sploort, ai hab sew much moar too dew wit mai lyfe!
*resisting de kewt*
*TRYING 2 resist de kewt… pant..pant*
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Aye hab on mai gnu CHRG, butt ai gott it at de dizcownt store. Ai noe finky it gonna werk! Halp mee!
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*sbpthpbhthpt*
O noes! De dizcownt CHRG deflayted an falled off mie haed! Cheep manurefactoring!
*peeks at de sooper kewt cummulo-floofus…. rummmble*
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Gaaah!
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SPLOOOOORTIMUS MAXIMUS!
(iz aye gonin 2 dye nao ebryone?)
Rushes to dial CCC
1-555-Too-Much-Kewt
iz okai rattyma. u will nawt dye. I hab teh CCC.
*scoopie, scoopie, scoopie teh brainz ov rattyma*
*veri caerfully putz brainz bak in hed*
*tape, taep, taype*
Hear u r rattyma. a neic floofy blankie wif teh possums awn it.
*tuks teh floofie blankie round rattyma*
*putz CHRG wdoi awn rattymas hed*
*adz moor taep*
hav sum hawt chokklit adn soem sordid chokklit possums.
u wil bee okai veri soon.
*putz eben moor taep on teh CHRG* 2 hold it awn. Iz veri cyoot kittehs. ii hopez tis wil hold. do nawt luk at teh wite facez dat luk liek teh kittehs been dreenking teh cream. do nawt luk at teh liddul blak earz. do nawt luk at teh floofiesness ov dem at awl. iz veri dangerus aifinkso.
o mai pore rattee! u shud nebrr gitz ur chrgs at ta diskownt stoar! d ownlee plais 2 get thim is the tybooteek. thay habs awl typs!
all kinds uv splort prooff dvises
boalr ats, lyme green
CHRGs, lots
doubbl strengf foar extry cyootness
e..
emergencee kitz
fifteez baving kapz
grate big rollz uv duk taype
hats in awl sizez
instrukshunz
j…..
jiant mugz of hawt chokklit
luvlee soft blankeez
manee moar hatz
n..
noisy sirens fur teh CCC (wee ooo wee ooo wee wooo wooooo wooooo woooo)
owld fashioned bavving caps (teh kind wif flowers own)
pretty pastel duck tape
qwik-spring action brain scoop
r …
reelee snug CHRG
snorgul snorkle
tikkelz – it b a little noen syuntifik fakt: u can’t splort wen u iz gigloling.
u……
uglee insecktz oar fish (no splort if you see uglee stuff, aifinkso)
veree veree tite CHRG
w …
Widdul bittee pinkee toe padz
OH nOe!!! wut did I sed?!?!?!?! Must regain control!!!
sp
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Widdul bittee pinkee pinkee toe pads
spl
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AARRRRggghhh must not think uv
Widdul bittee pinkee pinkee toe pads
splo
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Wut haz I dun??? How can I saving msef????
Noez!! not deh Widdul bittee pinkee pinkee toe pads!!
Halp!!
Splort!!!
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tuu late.
*layz in puddel uv braynez*
Oh, no! Ai will have to get the CCC for the first tiem! Wat do Ai do Wat do Ai do?
Um, um, scoopity, scoopity. Scoop. RInse, rinse, rinse. Pack, pack, pat pat pat. Wipe Wipe Wipe Wipe. Wrap Wrap Wrap, wif teh most colorful happiest patterned duck tape. *Gently Replayces CHRG.
*Wraps Cween MJ in soft blankee
*Brings speshul hot chokklit and warm cookees
*checks list to see ifn ai forgot somfing
*hums happy tune so cween MJ can recover to splort again some day!
*Snuggulz in2 softee blankee, sipping chokklit
*and nomming deh cookeez.
*lissinz 2 deh happee hummingz.
I feelz soooo gud now. I fink i will going to
sleep naow and dreeming uv cookeez.
yup, ifinkso. softee blankee iz soooooo
cumfee. Thank u fer saving mii.
Nitey nite, mkultra999. ♥
nitely nite. pleasant dreems!
zzzzzz …. 33 pinkee toe padz …..zzzzzz…. 34 pinkee toe padz …….. 35 pinkeee toe padz ….. zzzzzZZzzzzz… …… 36 pinkeee toe padz… zzzzz …… mmmm dotz…… … zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz………..
Nitelee bizzniss report – just thinking uv it shud prevent splortz
OMG!!1!! luk ovber dere!!! oar ober dere!! eneewear sept at deh kittehz!
P…..
pleh prevenshun pudding
queens of cheezland (awlwaiz good wif teh CCC!)
ROFLz
Soft floofy blankeez
tinsel tied titely
U….
Unleashed howndz, running away frum
Very snug hatbandz
Wigglee fingz
X….
x-tra loud music (makes u hold ur eers reel tite and keep ur braynz in)
Yummy chokklit martiniz
Zweiback
*sipz deh chokklit martoonee &
*nomz deh zweiback*
Sip, nom, sip, nom, sip, nom
ai am glad u haev recovered. ai am glad u noes zweiback!
Fanky eberso big-gladys! *snorgles de floofy blankie*
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Aye iz berry layte comin owt ob mie powst-splort-fuge-state butt aye am berry grateful dere r lotz ob cheesfrens abailible too halp. Fanky two ebryone else awlso.
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Aye will bee shure 2 go stwait to de gud bootik store fur awl my future cyootness propillaxis!
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Aye gots two katch up on de gnu pikchurs nao!
OMG!!1!
I uzd 8 my lives alredy!
Pee asplosion in 3…2…1…
Dat’s lotsa itteh bitteh white kittehs O_O I’m in danger of a-splortin Ai needz tew noes where ai can getz anit-splort dee-vises
Ohai rascal’s hyoomin, CHRGs ob mennee cullers r abailable inna de bootique ifinkso. bedder pik up sum duk taype 2 wile ur dere.
oh ai haz plennee uf ducky tape *nods* Ai can fixes eneefink wif ducky tape
Wut is CHRG, dough?
CHRG iz “chikin hed rubber gluv.” yoo wears it wif teh fingers stickin up, partly for braynz contaynment, but mostly to luk liek a chikin hed. for greater effektibness, yoo can put drawings on it ob elolphant heinies or wuteber. thus yoo haz the CHRG (wdoi) (wif drawings on it)
ohhhh is moar effektib dan teh alominim helmet (wif ducky tape linin) I wuz warin?
Kae-kittah incurges itteh bitteh kitty 2 escape n com 2 hr hom, wher cheezburgerz n all that good stuf iz!
Freedomz!~ Ahahah!
aww that is soooo cute!
I just want to cuddle with the whole bunch!
Tihs faymuus paiyntyng “A Studee iyn teh Fyutilitee ov Resystyng Kyuooteniss” haz bin hayngyng iyn teh Louuver synce tiem iymmemmoryial;
Foar yeers tihs pryceliss wurk haz bin teh haulmaurk ov kyuooteniss foar upkumming aurtysts adn skuhlpturers (guise wooz duz skulptures);
Wunce sumewun brokeded iyntuu teh Louuver iyn an effourt tuu deefaiyse tihs gem; but thems wuz iynstently oavercume by teh irreesystabul siren-caul ov teh kyuoote, adn thems iymmedeeatelee succumbeded tuit; thems (wif a rlly sillee byg smyol awn tehir faiyse) wuz kwiklee hauleded aowf bye poleesemens adn iyncaursuratid foar a rlly laung tiem (at leest 2 weaks)!!!
so funny!
A cowch full of kyuuuut!
menni menni kittehs thayr evriwarez lolol