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no bleach for meh!!1!
color safe bleach, nawt so safe akshullee….
Hai Hashim!! I hopez u duzn’t mindingz… ……. but I steeling dis top spot to asking ….
…. Haz ennewun seen Elfi latelee??? Last I herd frum her she wuz still on deh rode ……….. Her wuz spozed 2 arriving Sep. 3……. i duzn’t reeding awl deh fredz ……. 2 much 2 keeping up wif…… i mite haz missinged her…..
Ohai cweenmj!!
no prob!
nope, i haznt seen elfi either, teh last tiem we met her waz when u met her too…
i fink elfi will contact us soon!
dun worry!
I wurryz bout awl mai frenz…..it b deh mommy gene, ifinkso….she hazn’t putting ennefing gnu on her blog sinse she lefting Okeehomer….prolly bizzy unpakkinawl hur stuffs…..
ohai MJ, I thot I saw her heer just a day r 2 ago…
oh… i see…. she must be busy, dats awl!!
ohai, Hashim! conga rats!
fanks sweetpea!! we haz a braid?
yay! i wunnder if teh TY boot eek has dat braided bread? Is tastee and nootrishus.
if u wants it, teh ty bootek haz it!!
though, i’ll skip teh noms fer naow, just haded a burger…
Oh gud morning! ai know ai’m layte, an ai can’t stay today, but teh TY Boot Eek certainlyee DUZ hav that delishusn AND nootrishus braided bred. Plain, oar wif almonds and raysins. And awlso wun wif walnuts an dried cherreiz.
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*slice, slice, slice, slice* There! Slices of awl kinds fur yoo to trai out. And yoo can pop tehm in teh toaster there *pop pop* *Pop UP, pop UP* *butter buttter butter**8
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Hmmmmmm. *nom nom nom* Plleeze help yurseves! There’z PLENTEE fur awl!
Ohai Janet!!
fanks!! *nomnomnomnom….*
GMTA. Hashim! Congrats on top uv teh brayde!
yesh! fanks annipuss!
GMTA Hashim and annipuss! Conga rats on tye! Off to ty booteek?
Oh- its a brayd wif sweet pea! how about sum hawt choklit fur sellybrashun?
luvscats pour hawt choklit for awl wif fresh whippy creem on tawp- cheers!
fanks LuvscatVA!!
*sipsipsip*
wow!! we hab so many gr8 minds on dis fred!!!
fanks luvscatVA!!!1!
Hashim- hao is Simba?
he iz… well, nawt so gr8 akshullee… we hab an appointment at teh V-E-T today so i hope it goes well….
Oh, ok- thought that wuz yesterday…let us know.
ok!
*beamin thots ob gud health 2 Simba*
Haz he come home, Hashim?
yesh, he haz!!
fanks fur askin!
Yeah Simba! He knos hoo lubs himz an takez gud care ob himz….iz Hashim!
*Teasel sends hedbonks an purrs to Simba an Hashim.*
*hedbonks adn purrs reached here*
fanks teasel2!!
gib teasel a lot ub snorgles frum meh! will ya??
OK!
Ohai Hashim! Simba caim bak? dats sew gud, aye jus red de odder fred & lef u a mezzage dere wear himz was mizzing. pleeze 2 ignorez dat wun iffen hez hoam naow.
oh… i fink i read it… ifinkso…
yesh, hez finally hoem!! *sigh of relief*
ohai Hashim. ai hoep teh V-E-T can maek Simba 2 feel betta soon. Gib himz a gud hed scritch frum me 2.
Ohai big-gladys!!
SImba will be fine!!
just got sum medicine for him!!
*hed scritch Simba*
I b glad 2 heering dat…. gib himz tikkulz in
b’tween deh toe padz for mii.
Oh Hashim! Aye bin folowin teh Simba saga cinse befour ai joyned ICHCB Aye iz sew happy he iz gowing two bee bettah! Aye waz az worryed az ebryone dat Simba hurt two bad four halp.
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*wipes sweat off brow*
*whew!*
*gibs Simba vurtul head bonk*
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Eben doe aye am a RattyMa nao mai furst lub iz four de kittehs. Mai Cootie go ober da Bridg las Oketober an kan hab no moar kittehs wher we lib rite nao. WANT KITTEH AGAIN!
*sniff*
Aye OK, sowry. Aie doo lub mi ratties doe! Dey gud petz awlso.
I lubz ur abatar rattyma!!
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I can’t b habbing deh kitteez eezer.
But i haz lotz uv virchewal kittehz heer.
I haz Hazel and Fern adn Simba adn KB
adn awl deh uzzerz peepz kittehz
adn HappyCat
adn awl deh kittehz in deh LOLz……
roger will do cweenmj!!
and Ohai Rattyma!!
fanks for caring!!
i fink Simba iz getting maor halp dan he deserves!!
today, we boughted him a 1.5 kg box of catfood and he slyly opened it and eeted most of it!! *sigh*
why you not use teh deliCat sykul?
mebee Hashim cood gibs teh kitteh sum Salaami frum teh deliCatessance?
you called??
*slices up some salami*
*gibs it to kitteh on teh lol*
*kitteh does nomnomnomnom….*
kitteh says Salaami Hashim! (kittheh is tryink to lern yr langwige & turns werds into nomables
Got a noo werd fr teh kittehz & peeps to lern dis Caturday?)
ob course!!
u jus’ say teh word and i’ll translate it!! if i know of it dat iz…
mah Urdu knowledge, let meh show u it!!
I fink deh werd fer 2day shud b ‘bath’.
*chill up teh spine*
brrrr… neva, i mean neva tell teh kittehs i told u dis!! k?
ok, “bath’ is known in Urdu as “Nahana”… if u want to tell sumbody,”taek a baff!!1!”
then u say in Urdu,”Nahao”… its pronunciation is liek *Naaa* u know, when a person goes, AAAAHH!!! so its liek “NAAAA” and “HAAANAAAA!!1!”
i hope i explained it well…
U splaening it berry well.
*whispurrz* wii won’t telling deh kittehz bowt it, tho.
*whispurrs* gee fanks cweenmj!!
Ai got teh rite wai uv greetin Hashim mixt up dis mornin Ai shud haz sed “Salaam” but comfyoozd it wiv teh Swahili greetin “Salamu” – it meenz teh saem fing.
ohh… i didnt notice akshullee
kitteh asks: i can has slice o salamu, too?
U shuddn’t haz yoozd bleech
Too much bleach mawm!
I can haz towel??
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adn a snorgle?
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plzkthxbai
u can haz boff!!
But Ai’d yooze teh towel nawt sekund – snorglin wet fur is pleh!
ya, wat u said!
‘Speshuly bleeechie wet fur! dubble pleh! (Por kitteh!)
Time for teh Fluff sykle!
Ai jes luuves Daisy; her pikshures awn her blogg bees soe awesume;
Her iys suches a natchural modul, adn her luukes ebberee iynch teh gurl-kitteh;
(luuves her hats-alwaiys cheieres me up, ebben wen Ai haz a sad!!!!)
Congreatshoelaces Hashim, Sweetpea an Annipuss on ur brayd! An happitayl Catterdai to eberywun!
Ooops…teh fence goggies r cawllin mii…..mus gibe dem der moarnin cookies.
BRB
Ohai teasel2!!
fanks fur teh conga rats!!
Ooooh! Aye lyke Conga Rats dey lyke mai regoolar ratties oar dey dans dans ratties? Aye doo knot noe hao too teach mai ratties de Conga butt aye gonin two trye nao!
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*here ratty ratty, hab some yogi and dans for mamma. Pls?*
hehehe!!
u haz sweet rats!!
i lieks them!! u can teach dem to dansdansdans so that if u wana congragulate sumone, dey could dans!!
Duz u haz maded sum lubblee britelee kullered costumes 4 dem 2 wearing wile dey b sansing deh conga?? wii can haz pitcherz???
Oh! Aye knot fink ob dat four dansdans! Dat wye yoor de Cween roun here mai layde.
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*goes off to fink about itty bitty clothez for ratties and der dignitty and awl dat*
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Mebee sequince an floofy two-two’z knot too ober de top four mai manly ratties?
Aye’z tryin butt dey only takie Yogi and eats it. Ai gets noe dansdans in return, mai ratties is selfush aye say!
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*grumble. Only want nom nom, waht dey tink aye am, der maid?! grumble*
*looks to make sure ratties not hear subversive talk*
Maibe kitteh wanned 2 be a minion of CC 2 goes owt an dew gud….soes he haz to git baptizeded in bleech nawt sekund.
Noo sardine scented Tide getz alla ur kittehs sparklin wite! an fishy smellin!
Dat cud werk butt aye bet kittehs lyke catnipy Tide bettah. Mebbe dat kitteh is weally sayinz, “Noe aye knot dones yet put dat floofy towel aweigh nao!”
This is a test to see if avatar fixed…
Nope- mebbe tewmorrow…
Nawt that the closeup of mai blanket isn’t luvly! Ai am a computer doofus *sigh*
Hey!! It worked- yeah!
oh goody!!
u gots ur abatar!!1!
i can see it!!
but…. ur bloo naem iz nawt bloo naow….
Ai has teh saem problum; yver Ai is blu, or Ai has a perty avatar, but nawt bofe. Ho hum!
i can halps u wiff dat!!
in ur wordpress account, go to teh “Edit Profile” option and ober there, in teh “Your Website” option, put teh linky of ur profile adn check if it works!!
LOL!! Yoo ar nawt az doofus az ai! YOO at leest got a closerup ov yur blankee! Ai still hav just mai bloo kwilt!
But sum peepl hav sed they wud halp mee. Maybee ai just need to find teh time!
Oh Hai LCVA!! i b thinking u mite b needing mai helperz….. ur name is bloo, but it isn’t link 2 ennefing. Wut is ur avatar spozed to b?? it b lukking like a moonskape 2 mii
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
Otay- tried ur advice- testing…
Yay! Thanks Hashim and cween! Nao ai am blu and haz avatar! Onli took elebenty months…
Yay!!! I duz a happee dans 4 u!!
*dans, dans, dans*
*hop, skip, hop*
*dans, dans, dans*
onli?
and ur welcum!!
*dons caertroll mask an slippers*
Hao can yu be so crewl?! Donut yu kno teh kittehs is POYSUNUS to sinkses?! Teyh gets awl clogged wiv FLOOF and tehn yu has to cawl owt teh vet-tek-plummer perfeshnal wiv teh sink-plunjy-tingy. An tehy do teh bakwerds-wissln-tingy taht meens sumfink spensiv is goin to happen!
Neberebereberebereber trai tihs at hoem! Sinkses R NAWT porus! Tehy cannut soke up worter an will FLUD if yu leeb teh taps runnin, an kitteh FLOOF in teh pluole!
Oh teh lak ob porosity!
Oh teh hoomanity!
Oh teh vet-tek-plummerman!
Ai needs a ayrobix destructor to carm me daon agin!
*remoobs caertroll mask an slippers an hyds tehm unner teh sink*
w-waz dat u Ambercat??
i-i dun f-finkso…
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TKW 2 ward offa de caretrolls ѠѠѠ
Dubble
FTW:@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Yesh, U dew habe color, kitteh! Youse pink! Liddle pinkie nose, liddle pinkie earz….sew cyoot! Gud ting I gotz mai CHRG (wdoi) awn!
Sorta liek Cotton, huh? Cept wen her fren Divakitty heps her wif de speshul culler ov de day. Iz today a green day? AIfinkso. Green it is.
Tetse tetse
nope, nawt kwite tehre…
AHH! Aye hope yoo nawt tetse! Nasty bug mayke many peeps sic fwum yuckness in der mauf wehn dey nom on de blood! No tetse nayste bugz here!
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*waves can of Deet in Tetse’s general direction*
*koff koff*
testy testy
WooHoo! Blu AND perdy! Fankyu Hashim! But nao Ai need to add awl mai frenz agin…..
hmmm… why??
wat happened to ur old profile?
Lawng storee ob gnu eemayuladdies and wierdpress ackownts an IT incomptence! But Ai gat tehre in teh end. Phew!
yay! good to see you.
ok…. if u need any help, i could… u know… help!
Itz alwayz the teenagerz who iz tek..tech.. um, gud at de computer stuffs! Well, at least in mai howse!
But luk at u now!!! u didded it!!! u b teckno-geek!!!
*Handz LCVA geek hat wif propeller*
an pawkit protektor
Don foget pans dat pull up too hye and leeb ankle showin four kitteh to nom!
wif a belt & zuzpendeers!
hia ambarcat!!!!!!!!!
i has a happy cuz MY SCHOOLE IZ AWSOME!!!!!!!! las year i had maeny teahers who would gives u detention if u was 5 secunds late,here i has all nice,smart an cool teachers.my science teacher lets us hold nanymals if we done r work ani wuves my french class-i love dis place
fishykitty
Ai’s soooooooooooo glad yu lyk yur gnu skool an has teh frenly teechers – yu spen too lawng at skool to be misrabubble tehre! Nao amember to arsk if yu donut unnerstan sumfink – yur classmayts wil fank yu for it, cos haff of tehm donut unnerstan eever an R too skeered to sai enneefink! Is tehre a club or odder groop taht halp look ahfter teh animuls? Mebbee yu cud joyn…An langwijes is awlwai gud – yu can awlreddy speek LOLspeke so Fronch shud be no problem!
fishykitty! hao nice to heer frum yoo! an hao grate that yoo nao hav a reelee nice skool. It maeks SUCH a big difference if teh teechers ar nice. Ai hoep yoo nao have a reelee grate skool yeer.
{{{{{fishykitty}}}}}}
oooh tanyk u for da happy wishes!!!!!! i wills hav a gud year!!!!!!!!!!
fiishykitty
And dont’ forget to rite to us and let us know hao yoo ar doing! We AWLWAIZ lai to heer frum yooo!!
Yesh!!1! Bloo an an abatar!
A blootimaus abatat!
it wurks!!
SILLYBRASHUN!!1!
*throws party hat at teh sky soo hard that it hits a satelite which crashs*
hmmm… i didnt do dat!
o yesh u did! butt doan worri, wii woan tell aneewun
unlezz dey ask nizely…or bribe uz wif cheezburgers!
*gulp*
but…but… iz a gud frend *makes kyoot face wiff sparkly eyes*
ok!! fanks
Whew! Yoo knot Tetse anymoar Ambercat! Aye worry dat tetse makie ebryone sick!
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*puts away Deet and wipes sweat off brow*
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Aye glad yoo gots yoor abatar and bloo linkey fixed so dere no more threat of Tetse’z in hear!
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*gibs Ambercat a chokolit biskotti for awl dat hard werk*
nomnomnomnomnomnom *dips biscotti in tes*nomnomnomnomnomnom*fliks crums orf cloves*nomnomnomnomnomnomFankyu!
Wanna swop fer a Happyface biskit??? *droooooool*
Oh go on, tehn – carnt fynd enneewher sellin tehm rown heer
I can
I hate you so hard.
Yesh, kitteh; yuu cans cume aowt naow;
Yuu’re bowt az kleen az yuu gunna geyt;
(Yuu bees bowt az wite az teh ‘Hello Kitty’ kitteh, wifaowt hers aowtfit!!!)
Reedin bout Simba comin hoem ~ Ai haz a happie! {{{{{{Simba & Hashim}}}}}}
fanks poohbear3931!!
G’nite cheezpeeps!! me going to sleep!!
*zzzzzzz*
g’nite!! Sweet dreemz.
looks like my kitteh…
Byootiifuhl kulurz — let mii giv yu sum!
*Big PURRS and feel-good vibes to Hashim’s Simba from all of us*
por kitteh. i hopez he didn’ like teh colour he was
Do not bleach kitteh. Do not wash kitteh. Do not mess with kitteh.
Mai poyntee endz, ai sho U dem!
poor kitteh!