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Conga-rats annipuss! Bai teh way, do yoo haz Cheez-it crackers in TTI? Ai wish naow ai had sum. Dat’s teh bocks awn teh rite, teh red wun.
Thx fur teh congratz, Eve.
Ai hazn’t seed dem, but Ai haz a restriktid dye-it soe doan’t lukk at fingz Ai izn’t spozed 2 nom – well moast uv teh tiem!
Yur beddur orf wifowt da cheez krakkurz. Cheez iz gud nd krakkurz is gud but dey runez dem awl up bai baiking tugevur. But ai noze derez lawtz hoo liek dem. Ai wud gladlee send yu sum warm drai wevvur if ai new hoaw tu du. Iz 98 decrease heer naow. spoze tu be a gud 82 bai abowt chuzedai. Ai be maiking apulsos tudai b4 da wurmee apulz awl rawtz
It’s so cawld heer dat Ai haz had teh heetin awn fur a bit – waz less dan 65 indorez.
Ai maek apul puree wiv teh wurmee wuns an freeze it in 4 an 8 ownse pakks. Ai yoose it fur jams an dessertz (add cimmamom an golden razins – berry nommee!)
Ritz cheese sandwich crackers are better than Cheez-its anyway.
Ai kukked cheez-its up in Googlol an deyseam 2 be a `Merican fing. Dey haz 2 mutsh fat an salt fur me.
Dat shud be Lukked up
Heabens, don be barrased bcuz ob a tpyo!! Ai wudn’t hab any blud lef if Ai do dat! hahaha.
Enter resting how eberting kin bee misspelled, but ib wi maek a typo, it seams sew rong!
congratz ululations, Anni! House yr Caturdae? Are you getiing red eye fr us to come bisit you in 2012?
NO!
An Ai had a rotting Caturdai – Ai went 2 teh libree 2 get a noo bukk an dey had clozd it fur teh dai an den it startid 2 rane an Ai got wet.
Aw, you know we could come over and cheer you up…
Hmmm, Ai’m nawt shore. Teh `Lympiks lasts 2 weaks an teh sayin goez dat gests an fish stinkz affer 3 dais…..An Ai wudn’t want 2 fawl owt wiv enne uv mai frenz heer!
Yew should trai libbin’ just outside New Orleans during Mardi Gras an’ Essence Festibal an’ Decadence Festabal an’ Sugar Bowl an’ Jazz Fest….
Berry, berry many peeps an’ nawt all ub dem is nice er gud an’ many is berry demanding and poopy heads. We am berry laid backz here and doan’ take much off other peeps.
Ai will trade yew yore ‘Lympics for teh Mardi Gras. But Ai’m taikin’ mah king cakkies wit me, LOL.
think outside my box, ‘kay?
my ideyah’s so mportant dey taek up awl abaila bull space.
unless yr ideaz involve feeding me. I wood like:
Albacore Tuuna in A bun danz
Big Cheez Burger to get in mah belly
Cheezy Poofs to Chomp (ded or alive)
Dijon mustard to Dip
E…
Erstwhile Edibles to Erk up
Fun Guys to eat Fungi wif
GinorMaus to Gnaw
Halibut to Halp fill mah belly
I…
Itteh bitteh kittehs to plays wif
Junk fuds fer tasties
Kitteh toys, dispeshully catnimps
Lots ub udder stuffs
M . . .
Mowsis 2 plai wiv
Noms to.. wel nom
Oysters sumtiemz
Popcorms
Q…
Milk wif chonklat sirpul
Nachos wif qwakamolii
Onyun Wringz
Potaterz enny weighz Aye ken git em
Q…
Quizmos samij
Rice a roni
Sossij
Tostadas
U…
Uneeda biskitz (Iz maibii east coast thing?)
Velbitty smoove chonklat martooniez
Waddurmelon dakuriez
Xtra Cheez awn mai cheezburger
YNG tu bring moar chonklat martooniez
Zinger, Red… iced, fankumz
Udder stuffs to noms
Very big mices and stuffs
Wild nanimals fer friends and noms
Xtra monies fer more noms
Y, because we likes noms
Zippers fer the ones we brakes fer havin’ too many noms
Brort to yu bai Schrodinger!
*peeks at ambercat wif a caution*
*wonderz if it be safe because she was jest a leeeeeetle testy erlier*
*snerk*
Awl happi nao – Ai can has mai naem in blu AND mai perty avatar! No more testy tetse testes!
Meester schrodinger, I can cum out nowz?
Mmmm.. Cheez-it!
mai kittehs luv teh cheezits!! nomnomnomnom……
compressed kitteh?
Wel, kitteh, wen Ai geyts mai oawn baux, yuu beddure beleeve iyt woan bees caurdboard; iyt’s gunna bees stuffedt wif cheez-crackures;
(adn iyf yuu bees nieyce adn nawt a smartee-kat, Ai mite gibbs yuu sume!!!)
Well, ai gawt ibited tu a entyre hawse maid ob gingerbred. How cool iz that?
WAY KEWL!!! But watching owt wen u goez in2 deh kitchen….no matter wut deh cook sez, don’t luk in deh oven!!!!!!!
Donut count on bredcrums tew find ur way bak hoam, eever. Jus sayin…
JD, tell us moar about teh gingerbred hawse. Iz real lief size?
Ai finksoe; thot Ai jes sawed taht iyn teh Reel Ehstaite sekshun ov teh newspapure tudaiy, rite befoar teh funnees…..!
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Kitteh sez, “Next box iz will be filled wif corms!”
An’ ones fun sise box uf raisims.
Justabowt ebrywun in mai nursin skool klass eets cheezits. Speshully teh parmesan flayvr wunz…Ai donut bring cheezits 2 skool acuz Ai knowz dey wil al b nommed bfor Ai getz enny!
You puts in a mowse trap fer teh box, den you is knows whos iz nommed dem.
An spechully dey dusn’t is nom dem no more cause of nawt bein’ able to reach into teh box.
Furst law of Kittehs an bockses:
Evri bocks in a howse must immedeitly contain a kitteh.
Is syentific.
An too day must triez to fill da bocks. Smal bock? Don’ mater! Der be a kitteh init!
Dun it seam teh smaller teh box, teh bettur tehy liek it? *Cattails saeks hed* Go figger…
Uh…shaeks hed…
Boxkat Willie!
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*fer dose awld enuff 2 member himz*
Boxcar Willie FTW! My awld age, let me sho you it.
Did u order dis kitteh? Plz to sine for heem. Thx.
But, ai wnt dat boks!
cant really speak any lolspeak
gonna try now
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GET YOUR OWN BOX!
-says the mighty cat of the box