is dis yur card?
is dis yur card?
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yesh, in fact it iz!!1!
Salam Hashim – juss teh 2 uv us 2dai? We can rade teh tye booteek!
Salaam annipuss!!
yay!!
we haz a ty and all teh fred all by our own!!
i’ll skip teh noms today, but i’ll get stuff frum teh ty booteek!! see u there!
naow, naow, naow…. i seez u two in der gettn awl da goodiez!
u beez gud kittehs!
momcat
u can join in too momcat!!
if u wants to…
ho kai! souns gud ta meiz!
awl takz da beeg floofy bed ober der dat iz full ub warm comfi kittehz!
momcat
dats a gr8 idear!!
con rat u latsashuns u two-
iz kinda lat fur da dans dans hear
haow bout song? Kenny Rodgers “da gamlar”
iz feelin childish n I likz da muppets!
momcat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxTmOOvigJY
thanks fur teh link, momcat!
a trooly unusual vibeo!
take care-ur in my thots n prayers
Ai muss go shoppin naow wile teh sun iz shinin. Bai!
bye bye!!1!
Ooooh… tarot cards, from what i can tell, that cat got a bad reading… i see the three of swords reversed… the “heartbreak” card…
poor kitty.
card next to it may be 5 of cups – which deck is it? kitteh may be living in the past and refusing to move on…’course kitteh may be reading for someone else, which opens up whole new can of worms…
Iz teh goddess tarot dek… i haz it but losed it fyoo munfs ago…
Iz not 5 cups, is one of the major arcana, a sea goddess, and wun neks to dat is anuvver major arcana, cant remember which one tho. I misses my tarot dek, cannot find eniwhur.
Kitteh duz majik
and fortune telling!!
Yiss, Ai din’t notiss dey is Tarot cardz – Ai wuz tryin to beet u!
ohh… hmmm….well, atleast we haz a ty!!
ooooo, taro! ai kans haz sum plz?
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http://www.terrachips.com/products/detail.php?prod_id=749
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demz teh yummeh!
But kitteh nawt so gud at prestidigitation.
Basement Cat duz black majik.
dat cant be gud!!
Duz my slite of paw trik astownd yoo?
Oyes, anifing kitteh duz astowndz mi, aifinkso.
pick a card, any card!! no!! nawt dat!! no, nawt dat either!!!1!
hee hee – Ai finkin’ diz kitteh fickz da trik.
yeah, luks liek it!! we need to call teh FBI ifinkso….
Or mebee Shurlok Holmz – ilimintree mai deer Hashim! (hee hee)
oh ya!! Sherlock Holmes, kitteh version would be nice!!
but would taek tax! elebenty cheezburgers!!
An wud need katnip for piep, aifinkso.
we dun want Sherlock holmes kitteh version addicted… do we??
gud point – cud hamper investimagashun – mabee piep cud blow bubbles? And hamper cud hold all da fud!!
soap bubbles could be gud!!
dat iz, if dey dun end up in himz throat!
Wii nedz speshal piep wif air onlee going awt, nawt in.
should be here sumwhere in ICHC *luks around for pipe*
teh Furry Byoorow of Investimagashun?
I fink dey likely to exon … ecksona … totally find dis kitteh nawt guilty …
but if we bribe dem den….
yez we inflooins teihr dissyshun wif gushifuds an belleh rubs
Datz wutz rong wit da govmet – 2 miny purrrrrks. (hee hee)
….I see a long trip …a tall dark man…OMG, it’s the VET!!! Run!
ai lyk tall dark men… *coughs* ai meeenn… uhh… run u foolz
nice cum bak
than-q…
it myte hab been beddur iffn gandalf could has black hare…
ya… he’z an old man after all…*sigh*
maybe he could dye himz hare black!!
yer fate iz in mai handz!
momcat
quefstion- can u seez mai cheezblog fingi ifinz mai nom iznt bloo? I putted sum pitcher ub da gascat n da milo kitteh der…..
nope… ur naem iznt bloo right naow…
razen frazen….
gotz ta wurk on dat again….
sry bout dat!
momcat
no worrys!!
hmmm… u taek teh linky u wana put on ur blooish naem and paste it in teh URL box, then, ur naem will be bloo!
Diz kard preedic U gitz mi nomz.
an I not see far into teh fyootur eiver …
hmmm- letz sees- duz dis wurk?
ifnz nawt , oh wellz I bedda goes ta bed afor spoose n fishykitteh wakz up!
momcat
oh… it didnt wurk akshullee….
G’nite momcat!! sweet dreems!!
awh… foof! no wurki….
stomps ( quietli) off ta bed ta sulk!
sees ya tamara! I haz to makz a bocabulari game n answerz ( reali stoopi) qwestion, n wurk on lesson plan outline…..
dis claz I no likey…. iz bout teachn nonengmalish speakers in skool- der plan- frow dem in da engmalish onli speakin clazz n tawk realli slow……
Hashim whutz u finks bout dat? I haz a curious….
c u latar!
momcat
yay!! it wurked!! ur naem, it haz a bloo!!
i fink its gud foar dem, but speaking slowwwly and talking to peeps who dont understand english could be frustrating!!
U are blu! Nao u can be mai fren!
Stoopy wordpress- ai was trying to load avatar- as u can see ai wuz having trubble but ai finally did get an aktyual pik loaded- mebbe it showz up tomorrow…
( Um, not really stoopy wordpress, stoopy me!)
Nope – nawt stoopy ifz U R jus lernin’ – Ai went throoo da same fing.
In kitteh taroh, deze ar teh majur arkana an wat dey meenz:
Teh ful: U ar ful for nawt feed teh kitteh
Teh majishun: U maks fud apeer
Teh hai preestess: U prayz fur moar fud
Teh empres: U decreez dat I gets fud
Teh empror: U lissen to teh empres
Teh heerophant: I dunno wat dis is. Gib me fud.
Teh luvrs: I luv u if u giv me fud
Teh chariot: U gets me draiv-thru fud
Strenf: I needz fud to get it
Teh Hermit: I go haid alown until I getz fud
Teh Weel of 4tune: Go on stoopy sho an winz muneys so I can has fud
Justis: Is me getting fud
Teh Hangd Man: Is wat u be if I dun get fud
Def: Wat happenz wif no fud
Temprans: I help u be temprant by eetin ur fud 4 u
Teh Devl: Dun gib me fud an u meet hims.
Teh Towr: Meens teh pantree
Teh Star: Go se astologur; she sez gimme fud
Teh Moon: Luks laik cookee; gimme cookee
Teh Sun: Luks laik cheez fur cheezburger; gimme cheezburger
Judgmint: I judg u gimme fud
Teh World: I ownz it; brings al teh fud to me.
Nao, pik a kard.
hmm… iz dier any card which benefits meh??
Noep, awl 4 kitteh.
aww… i thought it would be in for meh…. aw well i choose…..Teh World!! MWHAHAHAHA!!
O.O
oh wait… from where does i bring awl teh fud!! noes!11!
oops! Ai did dat wrung – where ai say “Ur nex kard shud b Teh Towr – den u haz a beeg pantree!!” (a.k.a. – the lost comment – hahaha)
Eggzacklii laik it shud bii.
dis…is…teh funniest fing i has red inna lowng timez hahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha elebenty! bwavo, bwavo!!!
ROFLPIMP
Eggsalad diskripshun ov Kitteh Tarot
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All mai burgers fur U, steroid!
I thot awl deh burgerz wuz fer kitteh???
LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ur nex kard shud b Teh Towr – den u haz a beeg pantree!!
wats teh use when teh kitteh emptys teh pantree?
teh use is… u can hans refilling eet and gets fit enuff bai doing so (running owt to buyz stuffz an back wib dem maiks strawng)… adn if uz fit u can has play wib da kittehs!
but den they will empty it agayn and agayn adn agayn adn….
but then, too much muscles!!
Shurlok Homez and Skotlan Yarn shud ‘vistigatez hier too. Kitteh needz to shar wif awl da cheezpeeps. Skotlan Yarn kud tie up kitteh 4 a litle wyle.
and den, teh pointee ends cum in spot light….
mindfreek kitteh!
ur mind, it be mah favorite toy!
Salaam, Hashim! Ai habe been wurrying bout Simba….how is he doing?
he iz nawt so gr8 akshullee… we may taek him to deh person whos naem starts wiff a “v” adn ends wiff “et”, but rite naow, he iz missing….
Hashim, simba iz mizzing agin? Poor bebe, maybee he iz hidin cauze he doan feel gud? Pleeze 2 keep uz poasted?
Oh, he’z bak naow!!
i fink he wanted to escape teh V-E-T, tahts all…
we hab been gibben sum medicine and will be applying it to himz be-hind where teh injury iz so…. he must get better!!
Owweee….srry 4 Simba! Sends hedbonks n nuzzles 2 him from Divakitty and Mango, Peaches, Kirby, and Opie.
OMG!!!! so cute
Ai haz a byg skaired ov tarot caurds adn weegee boardeses az wel;
*runs away really fast with little kitteh mew-mews*
doan be skared, kitteh wil protek u wif hiz magik skillz….fer a small price (elebenty cheezburgers)
K; Ai staurt cuukeing thems naow!!!
Kitteh is using rong dek. Needs Taroh 4 Kittehs
this is totally irrelevant, but I have that same deck of tarot cards myself.
Mii tu.
An whutevur mai card wuz, yu kan bii shur itz taht wan naow, hansum kittoon wiv ebonii kote.
I luvs teh Kitteh Tarot descripshun of teh Majer Arcana. So troo and so funnee!
Ai wuddent beez cawt ded playing cards wif Basement Cat.
ZOMGZ!!!!! I has that same taro dek!!1! Gawdess cardz FTW!!!!
He’z a majikul kitteh!:-)
Aww man, somebody changed my caption! I wanted to introduce Forchun kitteh to the ICHC community as an international celebratory! Should I try again with another caption about forchun kitteh?
Kae-kittah ish sprized! yusyus, it iz mah card!
Kae-kittah is intrstd in majik..
and hansom majishun kittahs..
Hey, that’s the Goddess Tarot by Kris Waldherr! The cat has good taste.
What tarot spread is that?
it is a great lol but it should have been is dis yur cheez buger
hey who changed da time it is 11:54
Iz hasing black kitteh read ur tarrot cards rly such gud idear??