Lucky had assured them 5 against 1 was terrific odds
Lucky had assured them 5 against 1 was terrific odds
goggies nivver win against da kittehs.
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Him waz rong….
berry rong…
So far rong, if he got ennee ronger he’d be rite!
An then he’s com bak round an bee rong agin!
Ai am gettin giddee!
Ohai Janet, do yu hav a Sekret Hotlyn to Gibbocat? His inbawks is full, for teh emayul Ai has for him, so mai emayuls, lyk a rubbah bawl, juss keep bownsin bak to me!
3 rongs donawt maek a right, butt 3 leffs do.
Lolz big-gladys!!! Ai had to think abowt that wun!
ooooh lukkeeee. i haz an abatar taht iz nawt teh pinkie kwiltee anymoar.
oooooh. mai abatar is mai kitteh zeffie adn nawt teh pinkie kwiltee anymoor. ai haz a happee nao.
it remines meh dat i haffta wurk awn mi abatar…
me tew…ChocoSamus.. but yurs iz
lacey lookin adn purty…min luks lyk
a ninja star turtul sawblade….
But iz prety kolur.
thanx…Karen!
yep, ai hafta agree dare…green
bloo turquoise…i lyk…mmmmm,
mi favrit culr akshulee…n aqua.
ai post. nuffin. 10 menits pass. still nuffin. repost. ahhh. der it iz rite awai. Luk round at sum ovver fings. furst commit still nawt der so ai fink iz okai. dinna commit saem ting twice. Leaf teh hous. Come hoem hours l8r. Der mai furst commit iz. Nao ai haz an embareass.
Danged werd press tu heck. at leest mai abatar iz dere.
butt tehn agin, dat isn’t me. sumbudee wif teh naem kdap stole mai abatar. wunner who dat iz?
Mai grandawg, lucky wuz aslo ub berree liddul brane. He went owt eksploring nd nebbur caim bak.
dems nebber shud come to tellz da truf
Run awai! Run awai!!!
OMFG It’s a dragon, quick git back in the car!
noaw we noes why ebbeybuddy calls him Lucky, he nawt here. Wayt’ll I see him agin I’m gonna ratza fratzin…..
himz nawt onlee Lucky, himz smart ifinkso!
Ok, redirect to the tank and pull it!
I think i pooed in my purples…
Lucky… wasn’t.
goggies are always rong =(
Pointy-endz paw sqwash inna 5…4…3…
Annai–anny–DETH to dawgz!!!
Wow, slo mornin, huh?
Caterdai iz awlwaiz kwyut – Ai fink lotsa peeplz ownlee plai a twerk!
Is dat Triumph teh Comic Insult Dog?
ok…Ai wish Ai cud plai onna puter a twerk ebery dai!
Wut kinda jawbs duz dez ppl hab n e wais,
Ai wunner? Mai jawb, Ai akshully haz 2 werk!!1!
ahm wif u dere misslion! aye dunno wai aye cahnt finna job liek dat!
ohai {{{bluesfan}}}
Yea, Ai werk at petsmart! Sew Ai don hav tiem to goof awf…
‘cep 2 plai wif summa da puppies n kitties dat coem in da stoer!
o wel, Ai fink AI guna go nao….
It’s annuver HOT day in Sun Diego, CA. adn
Ai feel a cat nap comin awn!
bai furr nao!
*stretches n yawns*
jobs lyk myn… wen sumtims awl is cooking adn sumtims u be bored adn wish fur jus 1 ob da fings dat u noes will be coming in hundreds jus an hour later cud beez here nao.
ai wurks on da puter muchlee… adn playz raound herez wen ai can jus to keeps up – or gitz back – mai good mood so ai can go awn wurking aftur eet.
we acshuleh wurk 2, trus meh… ownleh hab da possabilateh 2 use da puter 2 plays here.
I doan see enny goggie tales waggin,
but I’ll bet there’s a kitteh flippeh tale we can’t see.
Destruction in 3…2…1…
They had better hope dat Lassie cums to save dem.
Lassie waiiiii 2 smart 2 be gettin inbolbed wif dis
Plastic goggies gotta learn how to fite their own battles.
Eben iffs dis iz their lass one.
Dey gots demselfs into it…
Iffs eech one ov dem took one ov teh five poyntee ends…
oh neber mind – they’re doomed.
Catzilla iz bout to strike.
Yes, size IZ important!!
Teh eye ov the tiger iz a lot beeger than dey had imagined.
ohai Romeow, since you are here – I ment to ask yew whatever happened to HappyCat? Is HappyCat happy now? Last I knew, he was in need of a family. I must hab missed the rest ob the storee.
Oh hai bobcatcap!
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HappyCat is still here wif meh, butts I still lukin fur a better hoam.
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Mah otter free kittehs hiss and growl at him -but HappyCat neber hiss or growl bak. Hims wants to b frenz wif teh kittehs, but dey won’t hab enny ov it.
It reely seems like HappyCat needs anudder kitteh. We play wif him and lub him up, butts he wants to hab a kitteh fren, too.
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I lib tween Phoenix and Tucson, if ennywon knows sumwon dat mite like to gib HappyCat a better hoam than he habs heer wif us. He’s “tutored”, is Feline Leukemia negative, and habs awl ov hims shots.
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If sumwon taeks him, and it duzzn’t wurk owt fur enny reason, I wud gladly taek him bak. I’m not trying to get rid ov him, I’z tryin to find him a better hoam.
Here’s teh linkee to hims flyer, in case sumbuddy missed it.
http://www.colleenscakerie.com/happycat.html
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Fanks fur asking, bobcatcap!
We has a howsful, so kant take HC, butt wood hep some over way to get him to a permim….. pyrma….. home were he kan staye 4ever. Have you listed him on Petfinder.com? Good luk Romeow…. you are good peeps.
Romeow, I just lukked at teh Cakerie website agin, & now I am honry!!!!
Yr stuffs luk so wunnderful.
I am also half in luv wif HappyCat. If I wuz onny one tausend Miles away, I would be on yur doorstep day efter tomorry to tayke himz home. Two tausend miles iz a liddle further nd taykes more planning.
How iz he on car rides? On bery looooooonnnnnnng car rides?
aw, yur kittehs missn out ona gud fren n HappyCat
…i tinkso… Heez nawt wearin ‘em down ne??
Ohai, {{{{{romeow,}}}}} Sry ai dint se yu at da resepshun . Yur petty 4z, 5z nd 6z wur mchlee njoyd bai awl. fanks fur purviding dem. Lord AAhz did a berree gud jawb wif da catturingz.
Kitteh says: Since I am heer in Lilliput, I will eet u starting wif teh liddle end.
I bet teh kittehz name waz Gulliver.
an de goggies be gullible
De reely otta kno bedder dan 2 lissen 2 dat Lucky!
didga no dat gullible iz nawt in teh dictionary/ maibe thatz y teh goggies alwais lissen 2 Lucky. tehy donawt no waht iz ‘gullible’
teh goggies hav kitteh owt numbird, butts dey nawt kno of kitteh’s shrinkie vishon.
*kitteh havs las laf*
LOOK!!! IZ CATZILLA
Go go catzilla!
dem goggies bedda beez berry berry skeered!
first
noe, is nawt… u nawtee purrrson
sayin wurd startin wif F & endin in IRST wen u are akshully elebentyeth is kinda sad reely.
sawries Nightgunner 5. Aifinks Annipuss beet u buy abut 45 menits. *whispers* wii do nawt use teh f werd hear. Iz better 2 sai a funnee ting adn tri 2 bee a liddul faster necks teim, k?
Nicerly putt big-gladys.
fanks u. ai nebber scene NG5 b4 todai. u? maibe tehy come bak adn plai sumdai.
ifinkso dat this must has been the um, furst time ng5 posted… werdpress always takes a wile to hork up someones furst post. So, he mite have reely posted it at 8, and WP just didn’t spit it out for 45 min?
sawries Nightgunner 5, butt aifinks Annipus beet u buy bout 45 menits oar so.
der it iz agin. i fink werd press iz possessed oar sumfin. maekin mai commit teh saem ting twice. arrrgggghhhh.
I fink Nightgunner5 was juss bean phunneh.
Ai wunderd iffn him ment it wuz hims nawt sekund tiem heer – juss 2 gib him teh benny fit uv teh dowt.
oops, iffen dat iz de caze aye apollergizez 2 u Nightgunner & welcum 2 cheezland
Him hazn’t staid arownd, so praps him waz nawt a nies purrsun – weel nebber noe!
Aye finkey NG5 waz jest playin becows hiz linkey at WP is awl abowt kittehs and prowgrammin, whateber dat iz.
So mebe he’z gnu too tawking on ICHCB (lik me) an ownly noes otter message boord stilez. Usually, showting “firs” is akceptabul dere, aye fink.
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Ai kant stay on animoor nao becows mi 4yo wantz mi attenshun. Sheesh, hooman sprowts fink dey run de mammas and pappas, knot de otter way round! Wat? De doo?! Ai knot gettin dat memo at de hosepital wen aye takie dem home!
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Anywai, I fink NG5 is knot trying too start dwama four de sake ob dwama, he jes don noe yet. Ai hobe!
Yew can prowgram teh kittehs? Wut langwidj yoo yooze? C+A+T?
If U can program de kittehs, den U otter B able to herd dem. Since NOOOOO WUN can herd dem, I spect proramming kittehs nzwt pawzbel eeder.
dem goggies bedda bez berry berry skeered!
Teh goggies wuz frozin wif feer;
Thems cud feal teh haut breff ov teh ginormous gyiant kitteh, but thems cud nawt moob a muskle, becuz thems wuz rootid tuu teh spaut iyn terroror;
Teh gyiant kitteh’s wisskurrs flickeded iyn antysypashun befoar her attak;
Adn tehn: a kan-ouppiner wuz hearded faintlee iyn teh kytchin;
Teh kitteh wheeleded arownd adn runned foar teh tunah;
Teh goggies, stil ridgid, wuz saveded foar anuvver daiy!!!! Whewwww!!
Whew! goggies sabed & kitteh getz tuna! Aye luv a happee ending!
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naow scamper awai lil goggies, afore kitteh getz bak!
tunderous floofy pawed aplawse !!!! woot! pheet! encore!
WIN + Awsum = cheshirekittehkat
byootimus story, ckk! Bravo!
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-bravo-bunny.jpg
Doan moobe.
Iz moobment dat kitteh’s eyes r tracted tew.
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(I seed sumpfing liek dat on teh upcoming pages – nawt mah idea)
Meminds mii ov Jurassic Park…T-Rex
5 agenst 1? Him fergotted taht sighs DUZ matt her, aifinkso! Ummm…
Lucky be saif sumwear, snerkin himz hed awf at sillee lil goggies whoo lissen 2 himz adbise
nooooo….have mercy on the goggies
doggehs r jus playtingz tu kittehs…
i tink i saw a… Medusa kitteh strikes again… kinda lol sumwarz…lol…
o_O
OMG!
Iz titanoginormouslistic kitteh!!!!
“I didn’t even know the size category “collossal” existed.” – Tim, Sunday at Ten
goggies no comprehends
teh concept of scale?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
whoever amde this… YOU ARE GOD! =D=D=D=D
Ohai! Ai haz 2 of dose goggie figureenz.