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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Ai mite be abul 2 halp
Congaratz annipuss! Wii has an octopussy makramay!
An nightshayde is innit twyce!
Ai haz a silly dat way.
It’s clebber, nawt silly
Mebbe a liddul uv eech?
Dat’s a gud mix!
hopez nobuddee mindz… ……. but I steeling dis top spot to asking ….
…. Haz ennewun seen Elfi latelee??? Last I herd frum her she wuz still on deh rode….. hope her arrivinged safelee. 
Duz that mayk it sebber oar clelly?
Ai jus wanna be aloan fur rite nao.
sowry. my mudder is on teh way over now.
and she’s bringin hur boyfrend, and his kids.
oh did i furget to tell you we wuz hazing them fur dinner tonite?
can I be hasing demz 2
is deh delishus and nootrishus?
mil stew?
Shez tuf nd stringy. maik soop
Ai doan noe if aiz dat hongree. Suppoze it depenz on hao menny kids teh boyfriend haz… an hao big dey iz.
they has a flavr…..
nd it iz gud.
Can wii haz girl scout cookiez fur dessert?
Maed wiv reel gurl skowts?
Ai kint STAND teh cookiez maed wif teh arty-fish-ul gurl skowtz. Pleh!
Eber wunder y teh gurl skowtz doant goes door-2-door animoar?
Itz gittin hardur an hardur 2 fynd teh reel wuns!
*wundurrz hao menny gurl skowtz goezinta a bawks uv cookiez*
Mebbe weez jus yoozin dem up too fast.
dose low fat gurls skowts nawt sew bad eether.
tasty and nootrishus!
needs teh therappies
Issues and tissues.
OK weez noe taulk-jest fink!!!
emo kittehs finks awl teh tym. tehy has a sad.
Ai tel yu wut ai rele fink?
Yu dont rely wanzt tu no.
awwwwww c’nom…….. halps tew tawk aboutdit!!
U never wants tew talk…
Dat’s coz I’d prefurr tu sing, but yew neber ask me dat.
mebbe ai ken helpz you
GMTA!
Ai iz heer fur yew. Wii kin jus snuggul.
Leave me alone.
Wud choklit halp?
ob corse it wud!!! do bears s……….. *oh nebbermind*
sniff sniff
Daikorum, mai deer.
Hai M’lady!! I sawed deh Willee Nelsun song u posted.
Thanks. Wii singing it evree time wi hitz deh rode!! 
Chokklit halps ebbryfing – essept bein oberwate
It happenz to ebbree kitteh at sumtiem oar anudder. Ai still lubz yew.
@@@@@ Bwahahahaha!
ROFLOLPIMP!
Ai sill lubz u, but I’m gonna goes awt wif Tom 2nite!
U 2 timing alley cat
how cud U
U doan talk 2 mii, I doan talk 2! Nawt dat Tom an I will b talkin…..
***sound ob door slamminging az teh alley cat heads down teh……well……alley***
couch kitteh following deh alley cat
Weight a minit
where dose Uz fink
U is going
Tom is not a gud kitteh
and himz is not interested in talking
I haz seen how himz luks at U
Dats da point, couch kitteh!
Hey, I doan c ani wring awn mai paw!
I can plai teh field iffn I want.
*runz wif Tom 2 teh field*
I thot we wuz a cupple
an I lubs U
tho I sometymes has trubble expurrsing itz
I was gonna ask Uz
:shyly
if Uz wud lyke to share deh litterbox and fud bowl wid meh
plz don’t goz an brake meh heart
an I has a liddel purrsent fur Uz
hold out deh paw dramatikally
*Alley cat holds awt paw nervously…*
gibes alley cat a catnip mousie that is himz most
preshus posseshunz
Awhhhh! How sweet!
Awwww…couch cat! dat iz sew nise ob u…..an itz nawt eben oranji!!
Teh ownlees ting Tom ebber gibes mii iz fleas! Otay, I comes home nao.
Tyme fur sum cheezburgerz in sillibration!
*alley gibes couch elebenty cheezburgurz*
(butz I still doany habe a wring….)
gibes alley cat headbonks and purrs happily
an lets not talk bout Tom k?
*bonks couch cat an purrs*
I prawmize nebber 2 menshun dat udder cat agin!
(aniwayz, aifinkso he runneded awf awlreedi wif anudder kitteh.
I wunder hoo it cud b?!?)
why doesn’t U chek the bowls I haz gotted a treat fur uz
( himz has hided deh ring alley cat wants unner the kitteh
cruncheez)
*hoepz Alliecat duzzint eet teh ring*
*alley cat pushes aside the kittykrunchibles*
O! Couch cat! It iz sew beautimuas an shiny!!
.
Fank U, I lubes U, an I prawmise nebber 2 stray agin!
.
*hides paw wif bright shiny wring bhynd hurz bak in case LCB is lurkin in teh nayboorhood*
and thus dey libbed happily eber aftur
or so we hopez
nomming cheezburgers, sharing sunbeamz, chasing
meeces
dats da sweetest romance aive red in a long, long tiem.
Woo hoo! we be habbin an oktopus braid for teh not sekond! Hey, Anni, GMTA! Congarats to all ub uz. Letz go rade teh ty booteek! Ai needz anudder paire ob kitteh sox.
Ar tehy maed ob real kittehs? (pearish teh thot!)
noopz. dey ar not eben madid frum da kitteh furz.
Ai cud maek a hole drawer-ful ob sawks wit awl teh kitteh hare around hear!
dey shud be able to maek sumfing frum kitteh fur, egzpecially frum dose loooong hareded onez. Hmmmm….Ai wunner…..
ackshully tehy can and tehy do!
I saw a website where u cud send it in, and they cud make things, depending on how much fur you has. I’ll see if I can find it.
I has hurd bout it. My girl kitteh is furlicious we callz her
fur factree
We haz nawt wun, nawt too, but free longhaird kittehz (an free shorthaird wunz). We haz a LAWT uv fur in owr howse.
I finded the website I was thinkin uv but werdpress won’t let me post it.
I’ll trick werdpress!!
It’s dubya dubya dubya dot vipfibers dot com.
Take that WP!!!
Anyway, I wasn’t shure what I thot abowt it.
Sweet? Or creepy? Hmmm
Since it’s just fur and not pelts, it’s sweet aifinkso.
leeza-b. Just put it in “in de skys.”
Fur eggsampul – put it in a sintence – with teh wurd in kwotes, oar sumting.
Dis is teh fing Ai waz finkin abowt
http://www.news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/7304452.stm
Der waz sumfing on TB in TTI bowt a man an hims wyfe hoo had maed swetterz frum teh hare uv der goggies. Hoep dey kep dem drie!
Here’s one, but not teh one I was thinking uv:
http://www.cattyshackcreations.com/
ooo.. here’s sumthing else. I had heard of doing this with peeple, but not wif pets.
http://www.lifegem.com/secondary/beloved_pets_main2006.aspx
OK — nao DAT is creepy. Kinda cool — but still kinda creepy. Itz wun fing to haz mah Dadcat in a bawks on teh mantelpeece. It wud be anudder fing to be wearin him arownd mah nek, aifinkso.
anom!
I figgurd dat dey kan felt da furz lyke dey do four odder ctitterz. Neato.
No matur wut kulur harez yu uze awl cumz owt gray. but sawftee.
Oh, yay! ai can has nu gran kitteh! Iz Jappeekneez bobbytayl nd iz ownlee 5 wekez owld naow Iz da cyute. so wut we du wif no tayl swich in owr fais wen we trai tu ete? wil be cawld Masu aftur gr8 grma.
Nd naow ai goze tu nap/ rede. iz tu hawt tu sitz heer.
NOE! Ai iz DUN tawkin…..
me am gonna hava partee tomorrow wif you guys
If yu heer at 8:00am USA central time i will hav a grate partee to honor teh cheez peeps heer that helped me becum a troo cheezfriend, plz be thar et will meen alot to me if i can reely say thanks 
8:00am…in teh MORNIN’??? Iz Caturday silly. Ai will be sleepin at 8:00!!! Hau ’bout habin taht partee a liddle laytur? Butt, is okees, ai will kum fined u wehn ai gets up. Liek ’bout noonish. Ai iz nawt a mornin’ kitteh. Eben wit a pawt ob teh kawfee inna meh.
8:00am on a Caturday — DO NOT WANT.
Ai iz nawt a mornin’ kitteh eever.
Mii neever!!
aww… I’ll try to be heer Sairys.
dat’s 9 am EST so I’m shure I’ll be up.
*peeks bak in to make shure she had time rite*
Hmmm…. 8 am CST is 9 am EST time rite?
Wonder where is Sairys.. maybee he decided not to has teh partee since no one cud come?
Anyway- Sairys, if u check in, I was heer! And fanks for the thought!
An 6am PDT! I waz heer, 2, Sairys! (Mai kittehs wokeded mii up at 5:30 an wood NAWT be ignoard!)
I not beez herez den
I be out ov deh house
so I hopez U haz a gud tyme
an I mai be I seez U lattur
sairys, I will nawt be here’s; I will be doing chores fr my mom and dad cats. I hopes yu haz a happy party, nd I will luk in when I getz hoam layter. Fankyu fr frowing teh prty.
I
hate
werd
press
oh THAT posts!
*grr*
*skritches leeza jentlee behin teh eerz*
It will be ok, kitteh. We jus hasta get teh dawn-key in heer to teech WP a lesson.
it needs a hoofin’.
It duz! It duz! But yew shud nawt be gettin yer blood preshur up abowtit.
*skritches leeza jentlee unner teh chin*
Hay! Dey are teh Devon Rex kittehs, just likes me!
Ai wunnered wai dey looked lyke dey hab been shabed.
I has a sad
Itz teh capshun, oar yew has a reel sad, D.R.?
Capshun
OK phew. Ai iz happee dat yew duzzint haz a reel sad!
Dank u
Hmmm, mebbee weez shuud caul Dr. Phil;
dunno iyf hims haz iynturvued enney kittehs laytelee;
(Hims haz sume reel goggies awn sumetiems; butt kittehs???
Mebbee tihs wil bees a nawt-sekond foar hims!!!)
Mebbe Sonja teh Pet Psychic can halp!
wow that are so mega cute
Don’t bottle everything up, kitteh. You’ll become a ticking time bomb.
OT: Wut happend tu teh login thingie here on ICHC? Awn wut ai see, it sai Register an’ Pro Fyle awn teh tawp rite.
plskthxbai
OOBARK
Iffn yu clickie on Register, itll taek yu to da login.
jus tryd taht…know luk. Ai wunder wai tehy tuuk awai teh Login buttin frum tem mane payj.
Just curious. Did you try clicking on My Profile? It takes ME straight to Login.
oh… i just noticed it naow!
its teh same fing akshullee, just changed teh naem of teh button… tahts awl…
Ai haz no rekull…rekoll…ai doan’t member
Awn a uthur wingtip…HIGH, DAWN KEY!!! ai haz bin misseded yew an’ yore eer! Mai ai purch tehre foar awyle???
Ai haz no rekull…rekoll…ai doan’t member
Awn a uthur wingtip…HIGH, DAWN KEY!!! ai haz bin misseded yew an’ yore eer! Mai ai purch tehre foar awyle???
Nao, ai’m re-peeting maiself??? PLEH-PLEH-PLEH!!!
Q””’COOOL
can anyone tell me what breed that white kitteh is? it’s so cute. looks like it has a devon rex’s coat, but the face and ears look like some other breed.
if anyone knows, i’d really appreciate if you could post it in semi-english pls, not lolspeak. i’d like to actually understand it.
and besides. i know u are not a lolcat. :]
wats wrong wiff burning a hous, eh??
neva mind…
Wite kitteh: u sure u doan wanna tawk? u feel bedder, aye promize.
Grey kitteh: wel otay. fluffy stole meh mowsie toi, den de goggie knok ober de plant an de stoopy hooman blaimed meh. den aye wen owtside & it wuz rainin & meh pawsies got all wet & aye cudnt fin meh towel ob drynezz, de hooman gabe meh krunchiez dat waz stail an naow u keepz buggin meh cauz aye doan wanna talk. Dis dai iz pleh!
*Mai wyfe. Shii duzzen unnerstanmii.*
*SIGH*
This is so cute! It can be like a card! And on the inside, “kayz. I’z alwayz heer wen u needz meh.”
Squee! :3 <33333333
ai dun even willy lyk kittehs, but dis picher is “awww”worfy.
english language in its prime
what breed are these kittehs? i want one!!