Omg she’s lookin right at me…
Omg she’s lookin right at me… how my fur, is ok?
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giv her a cheezburger
o mai, we haz a free-wai ty — kittehcruncheez, rodney dill an ManfredMom! Heer, habz sum martoonies wile yu disidez hao y’awl wants tu silleh brai
dat wuz spozed tu be silleh-brait.
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BTW werdpretzel did sum stranj fing – it rite-aligned mai draft wen ai tyepin it, but wen ai submit, it kome owt normel (widout teh “t” an full stawp, tho).
o hai! we can has a happee dans, an i shall givs out teh milk an cookies!
fanks moe!
Hey – kittehcruncheez (yur naym iz VERREE clefur – ai just notissed!
) yoo ar in teh verree top spot. An hooray fur teh rest ov teh braid az well.
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Milk an cookies AND martooneez frum Moe! Soundz laik a grate way to celery brayte!
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Ai will do teh dans ov joi fur yoo. . . *puts awn teh tappitee shooz*
*tippiitee tappettee tap tap tappetie TAP*
*tap tap tap tap tappettee tip tap tappetee tip tap*
*tip tip tip tip tap tap tap tap*
TIP TAP TAP JAZZ HANDS
WHOOF! an nao ai will joyne yoo in teh milk an cookies.
tippettee tap tapeetee tip*
fanks JCH4K! tippittee tip to teh milk an cookies! nao we sillybrate until we haz many happehs! nao i join teh dans of joi!
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*tippettee tap tap tappettee*
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…an i dans dans dans!
ai dans in teh sail-eh-bray-shuns tu.
*dans dans dans*
*dans dans dans*
iz gud way tu starrt meh daye. fanks furr teh dansies!!1!
Ohai, Janet! I luvs to dantz! I dantzes wit yoo!
*Tappity tappity to teh left!*
*Floofy floofy to teh rite!*
*meowring meowring to teh left*
*purring purring to teh rite*
Pawz in teh ayr – wayv um lyke yoo dont kayr!
Yay!
Hai moe! Wehn did THIS happen??? But itz grate! WOW!!! But – ai sumtaims phiel SOOO aut ov it! Itz at leest three weeks – an ai had no idea! LOL!
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But ai awlso cannawt figger aut hao to add me to it. *sigh* Ai see elbenteesum peep DID, so it must be pawsibul!
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http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=106452371290513815140.00045475b181c63ce9c16&ll=33.195029,-111.805115&spn=2.109838,2.507629&z=9&mid=1219144621
You need to log into teh map, Janet. Ai’m shure cweenmj or kafleen or mai humble self can halp u. It is just dat ai do nawt want to blurt out teh login informashun here, u c. But u abserlootely has to be on teh map, or how else can we find Dame Janet of Cheezland?
*waves akross teh oshuns* o hai JCH4K!!
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sine in az cheezfrenz (passwd nomnomnom). Den yew seez instrukshns tu add yurseff. it preddy simpl.
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i wantid tu addz yu but nawt knoez whar eggzakly yu lokayted.
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PS ai gonna be bizzitin teh Merryka suun! i haz a eggsited!
moe – wher in Merryka is yoo goin? I haz a kyurious!
ai beez bizitin teh norfeest – arownd NYC, DC, B’more, and mah liddl owld billaj in Pinselvania [okai, it a sity, akshully, but wen yu goez dere frum a sity ub 17
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millyum peeps (nawt kowntin kittehs), it feels liek hamlit].
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Gremlin, iz yu in norfeest US bai enny chants? (an nao yu see wut maded meh fink ub startin a cheezwhirled map!
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Janet, iffn yu haz trubbl puttin yurseff awn teh maps, pliz email meh.
Ohai, Moe, I is in teh central part uv Pinselvania. Whut liddel owld bilaj yoo goin to? Iz abowt 4 howrs frum wher I livs to Wash DC or to NYC (but teh citteh dryvin I duz nawt do, kawz I yam affeerd uv teh citteh dryvin – skayrdeykat!).
o mai! hoo wulda thunk it! ai’s goin tu be in staet kollij, hoem ub teh nittany lions! it sownds tu meh liek yuz dere, awr neer dere!
OMG, mebbe ayll git mah furst cheez-meet! Yor rite, thatz wher I yam! I haz bin a Nittany Lion fur lawngtime nao – 2 degreez frum teh Penn Stayt an haz wurkd fur PSU fur teh last twenty-sum-mumble-yeerz!
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go pinn staet!
iz yu a member ub tha cheezfrenz grup? iff sew, yu kin emayl meh yur kontakt infurmayshuns pryvetly frum dere.
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ai berry happi tu findz a cheez fren in liddl owld staet kollij!
We are . . .
Yep, aym a member on cheezfrenz but I duzzint post much. I did nawt see yor naym ennywharz on teh member list, so I sent a note to teh groop askin fur yor e-mail address.
okai. i’z a twerk nao. will emayl yu frum Cheezfrenz laeter tunite. Whu knoes, ai mite haz two, awr eeben free cheezmeets in wun munf!
Grayt! I just sent yoo an e-mayl frum there. Aym nawt on e-mayl an computer over teh weekends, but promiss to wryt bak Munday!
Hoo elz ar yoo plannin to meet? Teh LCB livs in teh DC area, Ifinks.
kewl! is ezee, juss folloe direkshuns. cept bii kafful… when yur in teh “edit” yoo can moob udder cheezpeepz liddle bloo makrurz. i aksidentullee moobed doctorcat!!1!
i finks i putz him bak tho… srry
*scoots awai to hyde fayce in floofy pawz*
LOl!! If ai ever figure out hao to lotin, ai will bee verree careful.
OAR
Ai cud just ebreewun cloase to mee!!!!!!! yay! Waht fun THAT wud bee!
An if ai ever figure out hao to taip – oar luk at wut ai rote befoar ai post it, yoo mite eben know waht ai meen sumtaims!
“Deeer frnez, hao ar yoo? ai am fein!” (Ai’m kraking maiself up!!)
Al Kyhol may increese teh effex of the drugs ai b takin apter mai surjree. Butz ai fanks u NE way Moe! Aiz still in teh “spend day in bed” stayj ob recuberee, But aiz b doin gud!
an ur fur is teh win, also u havs teh snorgliest paws…
Yor rite – he DUZ haz snorgly paws! Mah kitteh haz verreh snorgly paws too – they is liddel whyt boots in frunt lyke this kitteh, an big whyt socks on teh bak feets.
Luvz them snorgly paws!
Purrfecktoes. An yur fur, iz purrfeck tu.
pay no tenshun to the kitteh behind the curtain
U iz hansum dood! She fallz madlee in lub wif u!
Ohai, MM – hao ar yoo?
Ree cubbering nysly fank u! See abuv commin as Ai cans luk down at teh keee bored 2 long.!
yur fur luks grate, kitteh. hao cud she nawt be impresd by doze sawftie snorglishus belleh furz ub yurz!
i noes! i shall givs kitteh a rub! no static nao, k?
giv her a belly-rub mashine.
by belleh-rub-mashine… uz talking bout meh, no?
What a gorgeous cat! Don’t worree Dood, furz gr8!!
Yup- himz wun hansum gui!
ummm, isn’t that a gerl kitteh askin? 3 cullors=gerl yewshally? purrhaps thay are teh gai?
karen – I haz a him kitteh and 3 colors, he haz em. So mebbeh nawt a way to tell alla tyme?
adn mebbeh him’s jus a bit vain… an gottet him sum color 2 looks ebben moa purrrrrrty?
Oh yesh, Purty, he haz it. Mebbe he haz even 4 colors? Purty, yep. Like wen men peeps wears pink shirts!
Mebbe he trayded hiz tayle for more colorz….
dat wudz be reely vain, ai gess
yesssss……taht muss b it! boi kitteh yoozes teh reddish hi lytes 4 his furs.
not lezbeeyun kittehs aftur all! not taht thare’s ennyting rong wif taht!!!
rite, nuffin rong wib habbing fun as long as ebbery one inbolbed can has fun ^^
Caloco kittehs are gurls- Ai don’t know about the stripey wuns if dey can have 3 or more colors and be boiz- cud be artistik lisens tew…
I knows genetic pretteh gud. Is same fur stripey kittehs, boi kitteh is ekstremely unlikleh in all teh tortishel / caluco (mixy colur) kittehs. boi need 2 X to be mixy!
Ackshully, caliko kittehs r uzulee girlies. Caliko bois 2 exist, but r berry rare. Alsew, teh bois r serile (cuz teh geen taht maek um caliko duz sumfin 2 tehre abilitee 2 maek bebbehs), sew tehres no such fing az a full-bludded caliko.
so u sai nachur is jelus adn noe wans 2 allows caliko bois? oar is nachur jus moa wimin fwenly?
my boi-kitteh shiro is definitly mayl (haded him nootered, vet taked owt teh inside parts an left teh owtside parts) an him iz white, black, an a splotch ob brown on him’z bak leg. so kan haz male wif little bits ob extra colors. dis luks more like hi-liting ob the brown tahn three distinkt colurs.
Does nobody realize the cat in the front is a girl?
Alturntive 9-life-styels… we has dem!
Um, well teh kitteh seems 2 ennyway…
we doan care wich gendur n-e-bod-e habs… we jus be habing fun wib capshuns. (adn teh fyrmens adn teh yngz adn in da ty-boo-teek… adn ob cors da oddurs herez)
see teh commentz abuv…..
teh kitteh in frunt is a gerl i finkso.
meebe teh kitteh r lezbeeyuns. we dunnot no.
metroe kitteh uzes prawduct in hims hayre. Jus downt smile…u hav sumfing en ur toofs. Ai wuld tail u, cuz ai b deh gud frenz.
er, xkyooze meh, but u has a bit uv grass in ur teefs……i onlee tells u cuz ai b ur gud fren.
OMG. Plz tu halp meh?!? du u hav teh mee-owr sew ai cans sii?!? quik afore dey sii meh.
*panics*
*pulls mee-owr owt uv pokkit, givz it to boi-kitteh* Heeryago!
kelliegirl3 is meh…Ai furrgot tu login. Ooops.
aaaaaaaaaaaha! anudder purrron in uz u habs… jus laik teh most ob us… (speshulleh look owt foa maus… himz bees… berry… uhhh… well… speshul *whispurrrs*)
Ai’m luukin at teh floofy kitteh inna bakgrown.
WANT!
kelliegirl3 iz meh….Ai furrgot tu login. Ooopsies.
ai hayte mai pyuter.
Don’t dahson/kelliegirl3, teh pyuter isnt worth it.
Cum, have a hug.
{{{kelliegirl3}}}
Wordpretzel has dun dis to teh best of us.
Mebbee teh kitteh iyn teh frunt iys a gurl-kitteh; adn teh wun wautchyng inna bak bees a boi kitteh, wif a luuvelee floofy wite maiyne!!
Hmmms, thems bofe haz beeuutifull wite bibbs; iys thems geyts marrieded, tehir bebbehs mite haz prittee wite bibbs adn wite bootees……!!!
Wut sweete bebbeh kittehs thems wil haz;
( K, Ai staup beeing kitteh match-makure naow….)
u beddur be sellin CHRGs wib ur match-makurin… cuz iffn uz rite… der will be a dire need fur CHRGs!
How sweet
Yup, u lookin gud, big boi. Gud lukk!
Kitteh in bakgroun snerks* Dood, shez nawt lukin at u, shez lukin at MEH!!
(lien stolen frum counting crows song)
This cat is a female. The caption should say, “He’s looking right at me.”
That Snuggles, man she’s such a…wait…she’s right behind me. Isn’t she? Why does that always happen to me?!
Fail. The cat “speaking” is a calico cat…and therefore, a female. Unless the cat swings that way, Gender-Identification Fail.
oops. so much for habbin fun wit capshuns. mebbe front kitteh is lezbeeun? or too liburral for da lolcats?
but dat kitteh is a grl.
not dat deres anyfing rong wit dat.
juu fur is okee
iz ok, but maek sure ur breaf flavr nawt so stinky k.
Sweet
oh ur fur is fine u betiful ting u.
i can haz date nao?