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no even try et now!!
or teh pointys WILL cum out!!!
As lawng az dey doan’t go in
*has trampoline face flashback*
Dat wuz mai thort wen Ai seed dis pikchoor. Owch awn ur behalb!
well, meez can make no guaratees
Himz hooman luks liek teh pointys is alreddy out! Dat fayse saiz “OUCH”.
I think teh face doesn’t has that many consonants. It sez: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Ai fink teh face sez ‘U jus used teh lidderbawks didn u?’
or “so you HAV been intu ma pansies”
or ‘ ai fink yu stepped in gums’
or ‘iz dat goggie poopie?’
“Skyooz me, but I finksew U haz uh liddul goggee poopee awn ur shooz…”
Az wel tehy shud! Giv ihm teh pointii indz!!!
Halp me! I dont no how too make friends!!
Hold still! there’s something in ur eye!
Is ur eye otay naow?
Muchly bedder fank u. Taht wuz teh furst tihng ai thot ob wen ai seed tihs pikshoor. Ov coarse, Elton wuz mobing much faster tahn tihs kitteh!
yea… i think yu hav a paw in yur eye, lemme get et out…
oopsie. teh eye caem owt wif it.
Much ewwwness.
Ai’ll tell u wen u can lukk
watch out for da pointy ends!
howz meh pawz luk close upz??
Um… 2 much pointee endz, not so much pinkee pinkee toe padz.
Inn sert cleber joek bowt ccatseyes *here*
Two catseyes walk into a bar. Teh bartender sez: “Go ‘way. U knoes we doesn’t serve catseyes in here.” And teh catseyes sez: “Iris just leaving.”
O, wait. U sed “clebver.” Nevvermind.
Akshooly she sed ‘cleber’. Taht mus be teh cornfusion.
Go on and mock my fat fingers. I’ll give u such a poke in teh eye!
I finkso poyntee enz r nawt mutsh bedder dan a sharp stik.
“Poyntee enz?!? Sharp stik?!? Fraish froot nawt gud enuff 4 U, ay?”
Tiping wit ur mittens awn agin? Ai thot wii bin ober taht. Adn teh poke inna eye?
BDTDHTTATM
Bwahahahahaha!! Ai crakz meh up!
Got enny graypz?
Wud tehy be teh sour wuns?
Mmmm… I luvz sour stuff.
*Pours NS a double pickle juice wif a sauerkraut juice chaser wif a lemon wedge and a dollop of sour creem on top*
I yoosta werkz atta pikkle faktoree, n I mayded da pikkle joos n miksted da flayvurinz. We wood dreenk da pikkle joos frum tym 2 tym … gotted yoosted 2 da sower tayst
Hurd joak abowt pikkul slisur wuns. Nawt fit tu tel heer. Must manetane daikorum, aftur awl.;)
*sluuuuuuuurrrrrrrp*
Mmmmm.
Moar, plz?
Kthxdatzsoyummeh
*pours another round*
Cheers!
*clinks glasses wif NS*
*pours own portion onda ground while NS is not lookin*
i lol’d
*luks arownd, seez she’s teh only wun laffin, turns laff into a koff*
*Claps lunarmommy on teh back, offers a glass of pickle juice wif a sauerkraut juice chaser wif a lemon wedge and a dollop of sour creem on top*
remindering mii not 2 visit LCB at nom time. Her hostess skillz needz impruvmentz.
I does so has hostess skills! Here, has a Twinkie.
mmm… twinkies…
Ok, ok. Wait, wait. I gots another one.
Two catseyes walks into a bar. Teh bartender sez: “Get outta here. We doesn’t serve catseyes in here.” And teh catseyes sez: “No, we is in teh rite place. U seem to have losted ur marbles.”
Lost? Or did someone take tehm owt to luk at in the lite?
*Looks around suspiciously, wondering who would so such a thing*
Shud we ask the bartender?
Where were u on teh nite of teh elebentieth?
Hoos teh reel owner of this bar?
Why can’t we get happi howr speshuls aftur 7?
did yoo she that Tall Blonde in White just DIZAPEAR ??
I was just taking her outside to see whut she looked like in teh lite!
I’m kwite all rite, fangQ.
LCB and I were just exchanging… um… resipees.
OH Wayte! Ai has wun too! (an ai ar asking awl teh blondes – tawl and short an medium in advance fur furgibness)
WHO LET THE BLONDES OUT?
How many blondes does it take to milk a cow?
Five – one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.
A blonde woman was speeding in her little red sports car and
was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug
through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
‘What does it look like?’ she finally asked.
.
The policewoman replied, ‘It’s square and it has your picture on it.’
.
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it
and handed it to the policewoman. ‘Here it is,’ she said.
.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
‘Okay, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop.
*snert*
*hedesk*
…
What do you call a brunette and 3 blondes on the streetcorner?
Regular price, 4 bucks, 4 bucks, 4 bucks
…
A blonde was in the break room at work when the boss came in. He pulled out a Thermos and poured hot coffee from it. The blonde was amazed. She asked, “What is that?” He replied, “A Thermos.” “What does it do?” “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.” “Where can I get one?” “At the department store.” So she went and got one for herself. The next day she met her friend (another blonde) in the break room. She wanted to impress her friend, so she pulled out her new Thermos. Her friend was amazed and asked, “What is that?” She proudly replied, “It’s a Thermos!” “What does it do?” “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!” “What do you have in it?” “Two cups of coffee and a Popsicle!”
Pplz neber fink teh roolz applyz to dem.
Kitteh kat theater troop reenacts the famous scene from the film Blade Runner, where Roy meets Dr. Tyrell to ask for more life.
were yoo watchih taht lass nite tew??
Mai noo aaaack!yoopreshoor tekneek.
Why yoo eyzes so sensitib, ennyway? I skratches my eyzes wif my clawrs all teh time.
iPod. Ur doin it rong.
ok kitteh I gibes U gooshie fuds
now let go ov meh
low budjet caterack surgerie?
tew atta time eyebrow piersing
“doan luk atta mai butt inna sealing mirra”?
the sinner cannot look upon CC and live?
move those paws onto 2+2+2s mouf?
layzik surjury, yor doin it rong
test. nuffin to see here.
ur eyez is cobberred anyways.
Opunz wun i a teenee tinee bit. Nope. didn’t see nuffin.
the televangelist kitteh sez “…and when I pulls muh paws away, HIMZ SIGHT WILL RETURN!! BLIND NO MOAW! It’s a miracle brudders and sisters and all of you watching from home. Call noaw wiff yer donayshuns, operators are waytin to take yew!”
Wear dey b taking mii???
Kin I bringing mai frenz??
I onlee haz a kuppel.
*snerk*
Wil tiak yu fur a ried yu wont liek nd tiak awl yur munniez. Iz nawt a gud fing. Du nawt inbite yu frenz.
Dey takes you to a lovely liddle inn in de Wilderness called Feral Yougot.
If hoever yer check don’t clear, then they takes yew to the rustic Inn on Horseshoe Rd.
nobody comminted on de ‘Horseshoe Road Inn’. Eever it wuz too lame or too obscure. I fot it wuz funny.
dat wud be de hoarse u rode inn on, no? aye waz nawt sure ifen dat met de dekorum standardz
butt aye luvs dat frase anyhoo
In deh nayme of Ceiling Cat. Ai feelz it. Howly Anointin. Iz bin blessed…ware tu sends mai moneh?!?
Thang kew, Thang kew Thang kew fer yer moas genermous outpouring ob luv and money and PUHLEES to keep them luvv offerins poorin in. I am jest so eddifried by the response, why just last break I et a fried chicken! It true frenz!t
If yew gots no credit cards or yer cards is all maxed out and you hasta mail in the luvvin to us, yew kin make them checks owt to Church of Amazing Sight Healing (or fer short, C.A.S.H.) and send dem roit to me, the Rite Reverend Willy May Taykyew, at PO Box 666 in Del Rio (the golden buckle of the bible belt) Texas. I will personally make certain that yer donashuns are put to good use providin food and drink and releef of all kinds for us that suffers.
Hey Janet! Recall that we talked about puzzlols a few lols back? The name of the Puzzle I could nawt recall was Shmuzzle. Try this link (if I get this rite)
http://www.shmuzzles.com
ohai judson!
They DOO luk hard! LOL! There ar too taht ai think ai mite liak to hav – teh water crown an teh Palace ov tehWinds in Jaipur. But they ar “temporairilee” out ov stok.
So ai will haz to wayte! But ai bukmarked teh site!
meh no cayre if u r floofy nd kyoot….GET YOR STEENKIN PAWS OFF MEH!!1!
ai downt fink hims bery naice tu kitteh. aifinkso.
du u fink CC b up tu sumfin?!?
U dam dirtee ape! (PoA flashbak)
Hay! Lookit teh date stamp on teh picshure! It’s from teh fyooture!
Future catz iz ower overlordz…just likez now
Dat’s otay den. It hazn’t happind yet.
OMG! dey is doin ICHCs in teh fyooture n sendin thm bck? Iz scard! hoo noes what dey do nxt. mite be bad fings… *looks round worried*
O hai – Ah m noo – iz thsi coming thru? Ah luvs yu websyte!
Ohai brindlecat! Welkum!
*Extenz floofy paw*
Wellkumz brindlecat! Kumz n, B komfterbul! Haz uh chokklit martoonie, oar mebbee summa dat chokklit shampayn we hadded da uvver dai at da beeg pardee…
Dint dat chonklit shampane goze flat bai naow? oh, scyuze me, por awai nd getz rid ub it b4 ennyfing groze in it. wilcum, brindlecat. Yur blooey naim taikz me tu surch paje??
Welkum tu cheesland. Ai’m purrty knew tu. Eberywahn maks u feel rait at hom.
*givs brindlecat hawt choklit*
CHEEZ tu u!!1!
*gives brindlecat honnorary zippo and pi wif whippy creem*
*gives brindlecat a big skweezy hug*
*wanders away, counting teh change from brindlecat’s pokkets*
Ohai, LCB! Dis b off-topic, but I hadz 2 tell u dat teh storie bout ur kitteh killin teh cheezy poofs but u eatin dem libe made mai dai!! I laffeded sew hard mai fren hoo waz heer hadz 2 come sabe mii! But den seh started laffin sew hard wii bof were ded fur a cupplol dais!
Wen I gotz a liddle bit less ded I hadz 2 go buyz mii sum cheezy poofs (fur brkfasts) an dey cured mii! I don kno bout mai fren, cuz I wudn’t sahre!
O hai! Ur story about my story means a lot to me because in a way it justiries my havening teh cheezy poofs in teh first place.
cheesy poofz need justifkashun???
.
Wud dat b left justifikashun??
……………………………………………..oar rite justifikashun???????
yesh, dat storee wuz a klassik. fanx LCB, you kills us; death by giglols, not so bad, akshully.
is john konnur kitteh? kum tu distroi teh furmeenaytohr?
werm holes DO exist on ICHC !!
*and 12 Monkeys flashback*
O hai! Ah m noo – can ah b cheezpeep? A luvs yu websyte!
Hello brindlecat! An welcomes to ICHC. Lemme see iffen I kin find the welcome wagon. OK here it is, under the hockey gear, Oh tay, heres a ticket fer an invite to learn Lolspeek which can be found at the tawp of the commints and under the picture. Here’s sum choklit possums, leeme blow the cathair an lint offa them forya. And Oh a coupon to commint anytime as long as it’s nawt somefing mean or filthy (sum ob us git a little riskay but nawt vulgar). Der are ver helpful hints about turning blue and avatars on Cweenmjs blog, just click on her bule name. Wut else, wut else, OH here had a Cheezburgr and Welcomes, were happy yer here.
Fankz, judson, fur heop manetane da daikorum wif da nubee.
ohai brindlecat! welkom to cheezland!
Welkum to teh ICHC, brindlecat! Teh oanlee rool iz to play nicelee wif awl teh udder kittehz. We iz a niec bunch heer, aifinkso.
*extends floofee paw in frendship*
oh mai!
That expression says, “Oh, God, my eyes!” But look at date stamp on the picture: 2/3/2052! This must be a picture from a horrifying future where cats have finally revolted and put us puny humans down. A planet where cats evolved from men?!
we TOLD u to shave.
*snurt*
Fanku awl 4 maknig mi feel sew welkom! Ah has bin reeding u 4 a long thyme, adn nao ah cn find sum noo frends! Yay!
Ohai, brindlecat! Mite ai ask hao long yoo haz bin lurking? It iz relevant to mai interests!
Oh! Ai awlmost furgot! Ai welcom yoo too – heer iz mai floofee whyte paw. Naice to maek yur quaint ends.
Ohai, {{{{{Janet}}}}} Haop yu ar duing wel tudai. Ai jus heerd ai em tu hab nu grankitteh. Iz Jappykneez bobbytayl calico. Furmal naim Kismet, wil be cawld Masa aftur grate grma. Wil try tu putz pikshurz awn profile paje sune. Iz a door abul.
A Japykneez bobbytayl calico!!??? WOW! Ai nebber eben HURD ov wun ov thoz! That iz REELEE egg sighting!
.
Ai can hardlee wayte to sea teh pikchoors!
Out, vile jelly! (King Lear, act III, scene VII)
KNIFE EYE ATTACK!!
hahaha! Reminds of me of watching the political conventions.
Ai nebber, ebber thot, iyn mai entyre lief, taht Ai wud ebber saiy tihs:
“Ai hoep tihs pikshure iys FOTOSHAUPPED!!!!!”
*gasp* *choke* AAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!
paws at end of claws? pause at end of clause?
A comma?
a coma?
der coma is the paws at de end of de clause and de kitteh has de claws at the end of de paws.
what comma?
I can has owch?
uv corse!
Lul @ teh fat boy face ^^
UNBELIEVERS….MUST….DIE!!1!
or at leazt receeve seveer ouchies!!
lol, the look on that guys face is priceless
ai felz sari fur him D:
lolz teh mans face iz twoooooooo funnee
“mmmreeeeuuuuuuuggggghhhhhhaaaaaarrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhh MY EYES!!”
HOLY CRAP, THATS ME!!!
“U steal mah burger, I steal ur eyez.”
Comical, entertaining, hysterical, hilarious, other synonyms for funny
ohsh dut majur hurtz rite der, yesh
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man that cat is lyk clawing his eyes out!
pours some wine for ali6son and me!
puts some on ground while ali6son not lookin
um go step on UR eys!