butz i wanted karot kaek…
butz i wanted karot kaek…
dont u noe dat bunnehs liek karots?
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i can has trade?
i gibs you my karat caek & you gib me yr cheezcaek wif stra berry, ‘kay?
*exchanj taeks plaze*
we can haz happi nao?
bunnee sez: i no can haz happi til teh stoopy hyuman taeks dis hat off my hed!!is skrunching my ears. no can get gud TV resepshun dish way.
Watz rong wif hat? Iz enurjee doam!
Der’s sumfing guud on TV for bunnehs? Re-runs ob Carrot Confidential?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI95r6nzVZ0
oh noes! he promised not to tell that on telly!
jd, thatz hissterikal! LOL!
Purr bunnee gonna Hatez birffayz furrebber!
Conga rats, sweetpea top uv a seben-fawld macrame! Martoonies awl round?
fanx! cheerz! i fink aisle has a carrot/tangerine joos, myself.
Ohai sweetpea! U can haz tawp uvva 7-wai brayd! Haow U wanna sillybrayt? Kerrit cayk n kerrit joos?
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“Wilbur! Where’s my carrot juice?”
Oooh — I sedded da rong werd — shooda sedded “makrumay”
Willllllburrrrr! Mr. Ed ref…..FTW!
Ode to Common Internet Usage
(to the tune of the “Mr. Ed” theme song):
…
A host is a host from coast to coast
And nobody talks to a host that’s close
Unless the host that isn’t close
Is busy, hung, or dead.
Top ov a sebben-wai macramay! Congratshoelaces own ur nawt sekkund! An 2 teh udder six 2!
conga rats sweet pea!!1!
would u liek to sillybrate in teh ty booteek wiff ur fellow ty’s?
shure. I can has a TY beeniee baybe? like teh lilwite wun t’other dae?
hmmm. getting a lil hongry. mebbe sum Ty fuds, too.
ok!!1!
*runs off to teh ty booteek and gets sum noms, drinkies and….and… BEEN*IE BAYBE KITTEHS!!1!*
herew u goes sweetpea!!
r those 24 carrot sparklies onna hat? WANT!
Rabbit disapproves of cheesecake
I’ll take it!
*gives Maus rabbit disapproval*
** whyle Eeck steels teh cheezkark **
cheezkaEk….darn it awl….
ai needs a new keyboard….
U n me bowf — C mai lak uv tie-pin skilz b-loe…
*taekz teh cheezcaek wile Eeck fitez wif himz keebord*
*Lukz hoapfullee at NS wif big sad iiz*
I can haz cheezkake, 2??
WIN LCB!!
I’m outta heer fer teh weakend, guize. Hedin down to centrul VA (Lynchburg and Roanoke) to watch sum feeld hockeys. An hoepin teh storm duzzint wash us owt.
LCB, I’ll be throwin shynee fings at yoo frum teh Owter Loupe wehn we passes. Eberybuddy has a grate weakend!
*gets catcher’s mitt reddy*
Hasta la vista, Maus! Hazza nys trip!
**stix owt fut 4 Maus 2 trip obber**
*Frowz protecktib bublol rownd Maus*
Hoap dis helpingz.
Haz a gud weekend!!
{{Maus}}}
Struggleberry shortcake u is nawt!
Dis iz noe gud 2 me
Yes, you can has!
Ise allergic to stromberries
then U can has dis choclit cheese cake
I nawt liekz Stromberree — himz kimz kidnapz liddul woodin boiz 4 himz puppit shoa…
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“himz kimz”? Boi, I jess warsht mai hanz n caynd dew uh fing wiffem…
“caynd”? Mebbe I shood jess stawp wyl I’z uhed…
ummm, too laet?
Steven Wright sed, “If it b troo dat kwitterz nebber win n winnerz nebber kwit, den hoo caymded up wif da saiyin, ‘kwit wyl ur uhed’?”
Ai lubbs Steven Wright!!! Mai favorite is “What’s another word for thesaurus?’
I liekz jess bowt evvy joak himz duz!! Wun uv mai fayvrit seereez uv joakz b bowt himz goggie:
“I got a new dog. Hes an East German Shepherd. I named him ‘Stay’ so when I call him it’s like, ‘Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!’ He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.”
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Den derez: “I bought something new at the store. It’s called ‘Instant Water.’ I haven’t made it yet because I don’t know what to add to it…”
2 bad! Say Cheez(caek)!
ahhwww! poor guy!
Ai is nawt happi tail about dis at awl!!!
And where iz mai candle??
U sure u wants candle, bunneh, after whut happened to ur bruvver in teh “smell teh fire” lol from yesterday?
Himz dint reelee smelz da fyr — himz jess triein 2 gitz n gud wif himz baws at werkz (ifn U noez wat I meenz)
Ewwwww!!!
It kinda luks lyk dis bunneh warmed hims buns at de same fyre.
ohai judson, thanx fur mentionin richard brautigan werkz yestiddy- brot bak gud memories!
an aye wanted de bloo hat 2! wai u neber gib me de parti aye wantz? mai frenz parentz taek dem to chuckie cheez fer deir parti!
Plz 2 see mai commintz below…
The guy in the rat suit at our local Chucky Cheez has a serious Brooklyn accent and when he sings the song he says “Youse say Happy, an I sez Boit-day” Its almost worth the trip.
Heh!
Dew U fink dey mite send himz daown heer nekst April? Mai dotter wontz herz birfdai pardee at Chukkee Cheez
Iz mai partee an I’ll cries iffn I wan 2!
Oh noes Teasel2, don’t cries! heer, u can has my cheezcaek too
*passes much cheezcaek*
Fanks, Princess!! Ai lubs cheezcaek an will takes it an eatz it awl!
HERE I TRADE U- DA CARROT CAEK FOR DA CHEEZYCAEK !
jus a minit…Ai go maek u wun rite nao!
It’s ur birfdai n u gits wut u want!
Wut a gr8 mani minds thinken alike! Poor bun now has 7 carrots and all uf uz fightin ofer teh cheesecake! Anybudi has a knife and sum plates and forks?
iz majic cheezcaek. will be anuff for eberywun.
Yes, but lets nom be4 he changis his mind!
cheezkayk an fishes?
Do u kno hao hard ai werked jes 2 gibs u a nies partee? Fud nawt cheep, u kno! Ai slayved ober a hawt stove, jes 2 gib u a birfday caek an u sai “Nawt gud anuf”?
Lissen heer, mistur bunneh. Ai nawt caer HAO old u r! Ai’m u mahm an ur nawt onlee gonna eet dat caek, ur gonna ENJOI it, 2!
**Wow, did ai jes channul mai muthur?**
LoL…Ai fink U channeled ME!!1!
*gets remote, points it at rhsb to see whut other channels she gets*
Yesh, plz 2 chanj channel. I fink dat wuz Mommie Dearest moovie!
**U kno watz skaree? Ai nawt has teh chilluns, ether!
**
I doesn’t has any either but I can still do a good enuff mommeh voice when I needs to that peeps do whut I says.
*clicks remote, now rhsb is in “My Mommeh Teh Car”*
Jes plz nawt clik 2 “Frow Mommeh frum Teh Trane”!
Wen Josie wud miz-b-haev, ai wud gibs hur teh “Mahm Luuk”. Hur knowded wut it meended, 2!
*clicks remote again*
*rhsb is now on teh panlol on “Meat Teh Press”*
Let’s watch…
Tomcat BrokLol: “Dis weak awn ‘Meat teh Press’ we b diskussin da impak uv ICHC awn Amerrikun n whirled kulcher. Wiffus 2dai r HappyCat, da ikawnik fowndur uv ICHC, n rhsb, wun uv ICHC’z moast noetabull kawminturz. Miss rhsb, haow dew U fink ICHC haz ufektid Amerrikun culcher?”
Ohai LCB!!
popcorn??
*hands LCB some popcorn and noms sum popcorn himsself*
i can see show too rhsb?
*puts hed into tub o’popcorn*
nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
i fink u finished urs eben before teh show strted!!
here u goes!! anuvva tub!! *hands LCB anuvva tub of popcorn, naow, bigger!!*
kthxnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
Mebbe U shood b gittin da truklode uv popcormz 4 herz…
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n da taynkurr truk uv meltid buddur…
O, sry. Whare am my manners? Aahz, here, has some popkorms.
*plucks one kernel from tub, liks butter offit then hands it to Aahz*
Thx 4 sherrin, LCB!
*nom*
*makes sad puppy eyes at LCB*
Moar plzthxwifbuddurdistym?
ok!!
*calls teh KKK(Kyoot Karrier Kopter)*
*it brings down a biiig truck ob popcorn and meted buttr*
*taeks a elebenty cheezburger az tax frum meh*
iz dat fine naow?
Thx, Hashim. U rly need to re-think teh name of teh Kopter, though. I think peeps has already menshunned that in teh america, teh 3 K’s has a vry bad connotation.
*Fills a hubcap wif popcorms, pours budder on it, hands to Aahz.*
*LCB belly flops into truck, noms her way back out*
ohh ok!
i’ll rename teh fing and until den… lets call it teh…BC! (Bunny Copter, u know, wiff teh blade fingys on teh copter, dey are liek bunny ears!)
Fanky LCB!
**nomnomnomnomnomnomnomKLANK**
Ow — bited da hubcap…
O, all right. Dive on in teh truck wif me and we’ll do some synchronized popcorm nomming.
(I ackshually hads to go gets a bag of popcorms at teh lunchtime otday. Wan’t as good as imaginary truck popcorms.)
ROFL! Dats gr8! Mehbeh wez awl borndid wif dat abilitee
adn nawt noes it, cuz U did it purrfiklee!!1!
Daddeez muss b bornded wiffit 2 — saiyin fingz liek “I brotted U n2 dis whirled – I kin tayk U owt jess az eezilee n mayk anuvver wun dat lukz jess liek U” n “Dew I luk liek I’z mayded uv munnee?”
Mai fren tolded mi hur bruvver tolded his son “Boi ai brot u in2 dis whirled an ai can taek u outta it”, 2 which teh son (4 yeer old) sed, “No daddeh, CC did!”
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I lurvz da kawmintz frum liddul kidletz! Mai dotter hadded sum reel doozeez n herz dai — I shooda rited dem awl daown sew I cood memburz dem laytur…
Wun ob mai favrits wuz tew teel mai dotter ‘Ur nawt tew big tew spank!’ Werked til she moobed outta teh haus at 18. Ai still tell her taht adn wii bof laff.
LoL!!1! ROFL…Ai laffin sew hadr nao…
Ai kant taek it…U guiz R crakin me up!
*wagguls rabbit eers to gets better resepshun*
ah, datz better.
ROFL!!!
Okay, sumbodee gets mi sum “Mothers Littlol Halper”. Ai needs wun (or elebenty).
bunneh sez “yez ma’am”
*grumble mutter mutter whine unner bref*
Wat did u sai yung bunneh! Nuffing Mom!!
Teenajurs dese dais!
Dizzypointment at birfdaiz gibs me deh sad….ai hoep dat diz partee get fixed ub so bunnyrab ken haz fun.
not 2 worry- bunways airways in root 2 deliber karrot cake.
all lolbunz friendz hop out frum under table n squeak ” SURPRIZE!”
Awww…….Releeb! Diz iz prackikal joek befour reel birfdai pardee!
Hey, wayt – this partay hat is pinchin mah eerz! Plz2letmaheerzgothx!
aww well, sumnom iz better than no nom!!1!
{{{hashim}}}
gud mornin! Teh whole q fing, U’ll fidn it
onna “puma t-shirt” fred, nawt 2 meni bak…
jus go reed it n U wil C!
ohh… ok, i remember!!
da cheaper way of getting a nawt sekund!!
Yea! U got it.
it waz bery weird akshullee… teh q fing!
Mebbe bunneh jes needs to try strumbleberri caek. Bunnehs in Bobcat’s gardyn NOM NOM NOM onna strumberries alla time!
strumberries?? WANT!!1!
i lub dem too!! wont blame teh bunnee for nomming dem!
Hashim I save some strumberris juss for u! Hab sum inna fridge. BRB….
*Bobcat opens fridge, pulls out bocks uv strumberris*
*rinse rinse rinse*
*pulls off teh greeny parts wif teh Bobcat pointy ends*
*slice slice slice (ken alsew do it wiv teh pointy ends like kung fu figher, but will yooze nyfe 2dai – much less messy)*
*puts strumberris in bowl an sprinkles tiny bit uv sugar onna top*
Here’s for you Hashim! YUM! Aifinkso!
okay, bunbun, burfday fairy brings yoo a tasty hommaed carrot caek!!
an heerz a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to bunbun an all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurz an eben trolz (tho riet now i’m not so big on trolz but i iz a wunnerful fairy-person an kan oberluk growchy trolliness in hoep ob bringing happiness into tehr joy-an-hyoomur-deprived liddle lifes, tehn mebbe tehy’ll stop bein so trolly) hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! i brings carrot-caeks for teh bunbuns, salmon-caeks for teh kittehs, funflower-seed caeks for teh hammies an pinnygigs an burds an ovver seed-eetin frenz. an cheezcaeks in ebree flavr for teh hyoomins!! *yum*
ยค ยป ยง โซโช ฮพ ฮต ำฉ ะถ ะค โชโซ โคยค ยป ยง โซโช ฮพ ฮต ำฉ ะถ ะค โชโซ โคยค ยป ยง โซโช ฮพ ฮต ำฉ ะถ ะค โชโซ โคยค ยป ยง โซโช ฮพ ฮต ำฉ ะถ ะค โชโซ โคยค ยป ยง โซโช ฮพ ฮต ำฉ ะถ ะค โชโซ โคยค ยป ยง โซโช ฮพ ฮต ำฉ ะถ ะค โชโซ โคยค ยป ยง โซโช ฮพ ฮต ำฉ ะถ ะค โชโซ โคยค ยป ยง โซโช ฮพ ฮต ำฉ ะถ ะค โชโซ โคยค ยป ยง โซโช ฮพ ฮต ำฉ ะถ ะค โชโซ โคยค ยป ยง โซโช ฮพ ฮต ำฉ ะถ ะค โชโซ โคยค ยป ยง โซโช ฮพ ฮต ำฉ ะถ ะค โชโซ โคยค ยป ยง โซโช ฮพ ฮต ำฉ ะถ ะค โชโซ โคยค ยป ยง โซโช ฮพ ฮต ำฉ ะถ ะค โชโซ โคยค ยป ยง โซโช ฮพ ฮต ำฉ ะถ ะค โชโซ โคยค ยป ยง โซโช ฮพ ฮต ำฉ ะถ ะค โชโซ โคยค ยป ยง โซโช ฮพ ฮต ำฉ ะถ ะค โชโซ โค
dear sweet fairy, lolbun n I APPROVE of ur generosity!
Wel, Birfdaiy Bunneh, tihs stromberee cheezcaike iys jes foar teh foto-shute;
awl teh CheezFrends partee-goers wil eet iyt lature wen yuu oapens yuur prehsunts; teh caurrot-caike iys inna kitchyn; Mom bees jes fynishyng putteing teh oranj-caurrot icyng onnit;
Happee Birfdaiy, adn maiy awl yuur wyshis cum troo, BB….
Karot Kaek….or DEATH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(For awl u Eddie Izzard fans…)
Teh cake iz a lie
woot!
happy burffday to u bunny!
happy burffday to u bunny!!
i broughted u a karot caek!
but i eated it!!1!
Happee burfday, bunnee! karot caek waz eeted by Hashim. **nomnomnom** but ai broughted u sum chawklit chip cookees! O noes! *nomnomnom* Ai nommed dem! Heer burfday card…just eet deh stromberry caek. bunnehs liek wild stromberries. Usedta watch bunnehs owt mai window nomming dem.
Disapproving Rabbit DOES NOT APPROVE!
i luv it taht sumwun wuld make their pet bunbun a pink burfday hat wif sparkles on it. dis maeks me happy
Mii too!
Looks like teh bunneh nommed sum of it!
*DISAPPRUVE* uv teh flan
Ai did nawt noes BunWay Airlyne hads in-flite noms!
omg teh bunneh is so kyoot! I can has? BTW why I no can has favorite?
for sum reezun, front page favrits not seem to wurk wif firefox 3. i keep a spare emergency interwebs exploder on hand for tehse types ob sichuations. also, if yoo kan get to teh capshuner’s profile, yoo can favrite it from tehre. or if sumwun else haz favrited, yoo kan favrit frum tehr profile. or sav to yor own compyooter.
Cheese cake is awesome, maybe not for bunnies though
I like cheesecake
Bunnies, not so much
Cometindy iz rite….bunnehz uhno wit chz caek. but ehhh, dats carrot caek.
Iz luk liek pawna kawtah tu mi eyz furst.
Teh rabit disapproves of teh caek. Teh peepul betr moov awai befour theyz vaperizd.
Cute pic, but makes me sad
bunnies can’t digest dairy, and the amount of sugar (and dairy…) contained in that huge a portion could make your bunny quite ill. Not to mention that sugar is the fastest way to make a bunny fat, and fat bunnies are not healthy bunnies. Even carrots are bad for rabbits unless fed very sparingly, because of the sugar content. Things like romaine lettuce and celery (and some fruits, in very small quantities) are much better 
bunnii luvs karot cak not dis muck
wowz, i neva thot dis wood maek it up too bein posted on ICHC… i saw da pikchure and i thot the kapshun wuz sooo obvius…
Everybunny noes bunnies r lactoes intalerunt!!
Yeesh, i hads to skrole all da way down herez ta rite dis dumb comment! Now I haz ta taek da elivatur all da way up agin! I iz dizzee!
DAT NO KARIT CAEK… DAT CHEEZCAEK!!!!!!