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helllp!!
iz to big fer me to handle
U need halp 2 go 2 teh tye booteek? Corn graters enniwai!
Corn gaters be bery tasty!
do they pop?
Noe, butt thay du snap!
*snerk*
Bend… and Snap!
Legloly Blonde
I fouted it wuz draginz dat went snap ina garden!
momcat
dew nawt anger de dragon fer u are crunchy & gud wif ketchup
DO NOT WANT!!!1!!
Kitteh haz stranj frenz
whispurrs: very nice tie
OMG, it’s a Crockygator! Get in the…
Oh, never mind…
Get in teh boat?
nao watch as ai stik mai thumb up her bum.
croikey! hers pizzed awf nao!
http://www.canmag.com/images/front/tv/steveirwin.jpg
Yes iz in onner of anni-ammi-versary of Steves death?
Ai vaz tinkin saemz tings…tu yeers yezzaday (Sept 4) ai finkso.
duz enny-buddy fink meybe too soon?
Iz Steve Irwin reeincarnashuns! Hez come bak az lolcat! (furst attemp at lolspeak yay!)
Nah, I finks Steve-O wud b prowd of dis LOL!!! I miss him!
this is funny but depressing… its makin fun of steve irwin, i hated how animal planet publicised his death, i cried at every steve irwin cmmercial…
Aifinkso Steevo wud bee bewy pwoud tu! Anai missdes him lotsly awso…He wubbed awl teh animabuls!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I wuz finkin Crockadial Dundee but I fergot abowt Steev Err-win!!
M21K wiff the Southpark ref FTW!!1!
fank CC, sumwun kaut teh ref. ai wuz beegyning tew fink dat ai’d beed tew obskyur.
i will mownt dis on my wall, ifinkso!
if ennyone has a curious… dis kitteh luks kwite a lot like my Gummi gurl!
Y iz ur gurl gummi? Iz shee tu stikkie tu pet?
Giyant kitten gummi!
*NomNomNomNomNomNomNomNomNom*
*NomNomNomNomNomNomNomNomNom*
*NomNomNomNomNomNomNomNomNom*
*NomNomNomNomNomNomNomNomNom*
Still a lot left. Aneebuddy else wants sum?
Wut flavur iz she? Ai lyke teh oranj.
But… teh orinje wuns is poysin! I liek purplol maiself…
Noe! Oranj wuns iz having vitumun C! Ai lykes teh red wuns tu.
I lykes teh kleer wunz. *nom nom nom!*
awl takz anifing butz da yella n green wunz… n gascat wud be mad ifinz itook anifing dat wuz red (maja rivalz colarz…) whut does dat leeb meiz?
pina coloada r bloo raspberi…..hmmmm… I will takz da bloo raspberi- iz too earli fur da pina colada wuns!
momcat
oh ifinz u can gets to mai cheez pagi I gotz picthers ub da gascat n da milokitteh-
I still wurkin on da makin mai nom bloo- jus nawt hadz much tyme latli…
hi momcat, i’z still finkin ob yor fambly an sending gud wishes an prayers for fings to work owt for yoo. hope fings are getting better!
{{{{{momcat an fambly}}}}}
(pee ess: cweenmj haz teh reel gud instrukshuns on herz blog how to turn name bloo an stuffs. fink aslo lolcatburglar haz helpful hints on hur ichc porfile))
Got any Jack Daniels flavored ones ?????
absolut citron & orange??? poison & wodka mmmmmm
Hao ’bout Caipirinha flayvured? Yum!
Ai haz recipe for that at home…never tried to make them,tho…..
Iz sugarcane liquer hard to find ??
i volunteer tew go tew Brazil & get sum
wait that came owt a bit wrong
It depends on where you live. There are a couple of liquor stores in my area that carry it. It’s called “cachaรงa”. “Pitu” is often the brand you will find. It has a read label with a lobster on it.
Oops. That should be “red” label.
Not ifn u goez tu SoufAfrica! itz berry poplar dere.
hay!
kwit nommin my kitteh!
Gummi duz not have a flavr!!
and ennyway, she’s banilla.
Mah kitteh sez that *I* haz a flavr, an teh flavr is NOM!
If you look around you mite be lucky enuff to find a Brazilian Churrascaria or Rodizio within reach. These are essentially buffets where you don’t get up, they bring you food in a nearly constant stream of waiters and offer it to you at the table. The Churrascuria the food is served to you right from the skwer it was cooked so if the waiter is carrying a skewer with a pork roast, he’ll ask if you want some and if you say yes he’ll slice it right onto yer plate. And they serve Caipirnhas. Good nomming.
We has a restyrant called “Gauchos” near me dat is teh Churrascaria.
For $39 per person,ai has nawt been able to justify going there yet.
(I could eat a whole week on $39)
Dats the point, you can eat enuff at one sitting fer a week. It’s a splurge but kinda fun. Or you coods just go to the bar fer yer Caipirinha. The flaor of the cachasa is not too different from rum, you make an erzats caipirinha wiff dat..
dat soun expnsibe but liek a lotta funz, spesully iffen de constant streem of waiders is YNNG’s!
Haz yr ovver kittehs akksepted teh Gummi-kitteh yet? Iz there peas in yr haushold?
Not kwite. And i iz not gettin much sleep! She cries if I tries to keep hur in hur room at nite.
It will all werk owt, ifinkso, but in teh meentime… I has a tired.
Oh, well, I hopes it wurks out soon.
ND if yu still be going camping htis weekend, I hopes it duzzn’t tropicals torm on yu.
nopes, I decided to stay home!
gots grasses to cut. kwite a lot ackshully, after elebenty inches of rain last week!
be4 teh elebenty more yu gets tihs weekend.
Iz yu neer coast or in teh mountainz?
Rite in between, in wut we call teh piedmont.
*ahem*
Eeck- it’s only 10:30! NB. Rite now.
I’ll has to take u there, I guess.
Somebody’s gotta.
Ai iz bein nawty IRL todai,too…..
Mai co-werkers iz wunderin wuts up wif me……
If yu be feelines nawty, I haz to tell yu, that amung teh elebenty million catalgs that haz suddenly started komin, there wuz wun tat sells cowboy gear. Menny pix ov cowboys wearing jeans nd work clothes nd cowboy hats. *Swoon*. Teh lean cowboys in work jeans nd hats rank right up there wif fyremens nd theayr hoses.
Thow tehy neever can compare to the exciting effekt ov a sinetist in lab coat and GHWP, solbing ekwayshuns.
You’re nawt helpin….
*** goes awf to fynd cowboy catalog ***
I has to rank dis way:
1. men in kiltz
2. sientist
3. cowbois
4. fyremens
No poynt droolin over fyremens anyways, LCB has gotten all of them areddy.
And LCB izzn’t always so share-y.
Sum dais I rankz dis wai:
1. Can walk an talk at same tyme.
2. Iz clean
3. Haz a job
4. Iz breefing
Teh men in kilts all speek wif a brogue….
Yu meens, iz de-briefing
Iffin tings goes rite….
kilts, brogue… I like teh hole package, so to speek.
teasel2 – so breeving iz opshunal if iz kleen an haz a job? yoo haz gud prioritees!
leeza-b, I hasta say at teh tawp uv mah list is a man hoo is gently and luvvingly holding a kittn. Furragurl lyke meh, her is sumthing abowt teh combinayshun uv strength an gentilniss an innocinz that gitz meh every tym. Regardless uv whatever teh man is wayring (or nawt wayring).
Lunarmommy – U maid mii laff so hard I peed in mai pants a liddle!
Stop, take mai list, reverse it. Dat will wurk bedder, aifinkso.
(da wuns hoo r nawt breeing tend 2 go bad inna cupple daiz!)
leeza-b, teh wunz wayring kilts is awlreddy debreefed, rite? Whut I heers is they wayrs nuffin under teh kilt . . .
I has not confirmed dat Gremlin, I needs
to research that a bit…
OHHHHH….iz the YNG’s doin teh mowin ???
Need some GAtor-Aid!
FTW!!!! Yay, bobcatnap!
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teh GAtor-Aid is a non-nutrishunal beverage made to halp kittehs fite teh fiesty Crocky-gators
An teh ‘lektrolites make more sharpy the pointy ends!
FTW!!1!
Yay, bobcatcap! I givs yoo awl mah burgerz!
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Did somebunny say burgerz???????! Breffist time here, but I’ll nom teh burgerz ennyway! Fankyou! Fankyou!
Gremlin – happy to share burgerz with you. Ennybunny else for a burgerzblitz this morning? Come noms with us!
Didjoo say BURGERZBLITZ!!!!! I joyns yoo! I luvs teh burgerz!
Wit cheez an tomayto an lettus an pikkelz an baykun anna beeg slyce uv unyun!
NOM NOM NOM!1!
An add teh horsieradish sauce! NOM!!!
Yeah! We haz a itty bitty patty party! I’ll have mine with a Sam Adams.
*luks at watch* Oh, whut teh heck! Mayk myne a diet pepsi an Suthern Cumfurt, plzthxslurp.
ahm a bitz laet fer de burgerblitz, r dere annee lef? *luks roun hopefulli* O hears wun, onna de ground! ummmm…..2 hower rule?
Oh, bluesfan, thru teh majik uv teh innertoobs, teh fud served heer is always plentiful an teh we keepz teh hot fuds hot an teh kold fuds kold!
Let me giv yoo a fresh, hot burger wit everything you wunt onnit. Enjoi!
*passes a playt wit a nyce hot fresh joosy burger onnit*
An add a nyce cold Narrygansett Lager wif lots ob fome onna top for the slurp. Not too layte at all bluesfan. An yoo can bring da moosik for da patty party…. still goin on.
I will has some wif chipolte mayo and cheddar
***nom nom nom nom nom nom ***
Great..now I need a beer…it’s only 9:30 am.
Oh,wut teh hell….
Anybudde want a Coors Light ??
**chug chug chug**
No. I’d rather have a beer…
I KNEW you were gonna make some smart*ss comment…..
After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, “Hey Senor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.” The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, “I’d like the best beer in the world, give me ‘The King Of Beers’, a Budweiser.” The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, “I’d like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.” He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, “Give me a Coke.” The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask “Why aren’t you drinking a Guinness?” and the Guinness president replies, “Well, I figured if you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither would I.”
LOLFOTHFLSH
I agreez wif teh beer apprayzlez.
Laaffin so hard cudnt een do teh akkyronms rite.
Aktually…ai LUBS teh Guiness !!!
Coors Light & Guiness..qwite a contradiction,huh???
Ai hadda hyuj lol onnat wun! Ai did teh copynpaste quikfast and sabed it fur to shair layter!
Adn sinse noebuddy eber agwees on bestest beers, ai nawt gunna eben say wut mai favrite is
id go fur da hard appl jooce…..slorp, slorp, slorp
iz mornin hear n dis beez appl jooce rit? Iz gud fur breakfas
*hick* (stagerz of ta wak da fishykitteh….)
momcat
heh heh……
Crokodile kat meetz hiz match
i slayed a dragon…kinda sorta
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/15/funny-pictures-i-has-slain-da-dragon
Aw, ai tink it’s arownd teh anniversary of wen Steve Irwin dieded.
Yup. It was 2 years ago yesterday.
Yup, ai jus lukked it up. Ai remember for a weerd reeson.
whut weerd reesesun? plz
O, nawt DAT weerd, jus dat ai went awn an Alaska cruz shortlee aftur he died. Teh crooz wuz latur in Septembur uv 2006. And wile awn teh crooz, wii had a viziter — dat otter animal gai hooz naem ai dont remember naow. He wuz awn teh ship wile wii wur in Juneau tapin a segmint for a show dat wuz latur awn teh Travel Channel. Ai jus remember tinking he jus lost a frend in Steve.
Wazzuit Jeff Corwin? Him is a naybor of teh Bobcat.
Yeh, ai cuddint tink of hiz nayme wen ai wuz typin. Ai remember wii wur at dinin tabul with sum frenz hoo haded dere 20-ish dottirs along an wen ai told dem hoo we seen, wun wuz so upset cuz she jus loves him! We wur jus sittin at a bar in teh lobbee wen dey wuz tapin — we wur rite behind teh camras in dat seen.
nawt weerd, very special reason Eve!
] pay close attention
and onna topic of Alaska [but nawt polotikes
to this issue in the candy date campings ANWR
http://www.arctic.fws.gov/
remove www-s ratsin frastin lynx
oooh, now thats a wet blanket….
Nawt a wet blanket! Ai tink itz moar liek a tribyoot frum ICHC.
Ai wuz finkin teh saem fing, Eve. Hardz tew beleev iz bin taht lawng awlreddy.
great guy that Steve, a bit over the top, but a great guy
http://www.greendiary.com/images/steve_irwin_died3.jpg
Steve Irwin, R.I.P.
Fur laffs, sum uv Steve’s imbarrissing momintz:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHwdQdwc_Tk&feature=related
He certanly provoked some strong reacshuns. I livd not far frum his Zoo in far nort Queensland an a lot of lowcal peepul thort he wuz a … um … best not say.
But he brort a lot of enthoosyasm to his werk an no-one can dispyoot he new a lot abowt aminals.
now i has a curious, sawa, waz a…? can yoo say with tact?
jest being crazy is acceptable, was he other than whut was public knowledge?
Dang, I sure do miss that Steve Irwin. He was a good un.
I knoes, I mis da Steve too.
Millyunz uv uss du tu. Lyke a dunny door in a cyclone, hez gone, liivin a big hoal in r hartz an lyvz. Miss ya, Stevo!
btw, mai catz hav a croc lyke teh wan in teh piktur. Onlii smallur. An sparklii. Wiv rattlii thingz insyde.
Kitteh: “OMCC, iyt’s alibe: hims gunna nom me!!!!!”
“O, Waiyte: hims jes a stuffedt aminule taht excaiped frum teh taupe ov teh bedd!!”
Awsie kitteh is awsum!
yikes. tempus fugit….. seems like more recently than that.
re: steve irwin
I can haz re-run of “DO NOT WANT!!!”?
I can has Yiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!1!1
4 sum reeson, ai has teh sawng “Kung Fu Fightin” in mai hed.
Mebbe b-cuz kitteh luks lyk him fitin the stuffed croc?
Him luks lyke himz gonna giv teh croc a kungfoo kik tu teh tummee.
Bunneh style!
RHSB- did you see beyootiful floofy calico on last pik? I thought about grabbing her but thot U mite liek her- she mite make U feel better if U snorgle her!
Teh wun inna bakgrownd? Oh, yesh. I want hur sew hard!
Caliko an floof, mai favrit combinayshun.
U can hab Teasel to snogle wif fur ahwile!
**majikle tranpertz floofy calico to rhsb**
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discalmmer: nawt respawnsyble fur ani poynty endz injuries taht mite result.
**sens bauks ob bandades wif piksurs ob piratz awn dem 2 rhsb**
Fanks! Ai fink Teasel iz berry prettee. Iz hur sweet kitteh oar duz hur has cattitood?
Mai Josie (caliko) wuz berry sweet an layd bak. Peggy (Mahm & dadz caliko) wuz small an had lotsa cattitood. Hur wuz sweet 2 famlee onlee, an onlee wen it wuz hur eyedea.
Hur haz cattitood! But doez snorgle lots wen itz hur eyedea. Seh iz berry nise 2 ebberywun–axts awl sweetie-lik–jus sews dey will sez I iz lion bout hur cattitood. Sumtymes she hisses at mii fur jus walkin by. Apperently I iz in her space–an itz awl hur space!
o hai RHSB gud to see dat U iz not unner deh bed
how is U todai?
Ohai, 2k.
Ai still parshullee unner teh bed. Ai woked up tihs moarnin feline lyk sumfin Basement Cat dragged in. MAJOR Pleh.
Ai’s habbin hawt green tea an oatmeel chocklit chip cookee. Brekky ov champyuns!
What? Not Rice Krispies with beer?
*Snap Crackle Pop Buuuurrrrp*
Noep. Dat’s lunch.
OK. As long as you’re eating a balanced diet…
U kno mi, Master, iz awl abowt teh helthee eetin.
A balanced diet iz a cookee in eech paw.
Way back *mumblemumble* years ago when I was an Ebil bartender, we used to say that Irish Coffee and a cigarette contained all of the major food groups: caffeine, alchohol, fat, sugar and nicotine…
A balanced diet is a bottle of beer in each hand
I thot the five majer food groops were:
Snak
Fast
Junk
Fried
Chocklit
Didja kno taht Chocklit iz a vegebul? I comez frum a been, sew iz a vegebul!
Der wus a wonnerful article inna NooYawker a few munf ago about chocklit. The beans are terrible bitter and the fruit that carries the beens is very sweet so is nature way of propogating the plants. Critter munch on the foots bu spits out the seed and dey grow wareber dey land.
Ohai,rhsb….
Sorry abowt teh “pleh”.
Ai gibbed my kittehs hugs frum dere “Auntie” in KY…
dey sed fanks fer teh snotgles !!
Oh…my …CC…
SNORGLES !!!! Snotgles sownd gross !!!
Eeeewwwww….snotgles….
Hai! Wii gots a noo werd 4 teh loldikshunaree!
Sorree…mai keyboard has letters worn awf and ai screw up sumtimes…
top line says Q W Y U…….
did yoo say Q ???
Yesh,as in QWERTY…..minus teh ERT
iz sumfin wrong wiff Q dat i dunno??
HA! q……………………..
nmmmm…. dots!! ……………..
souns gud to me, I means your brakefust
I iz drinking tee to but it ar deh black varietee
I hopes U feelz bedder soon…
{{{{rhsb}}}}
here Uz can snorgle Injeh kitteh
herz ar orinj an floofy and very loving
hi {{{{{rhsb}}}}} glad yor not all teh way unner teh bed, at leest. sorry abowt teh pleh.
brekfist ob champions – taht wuld be dingdongs, fed to a bunch ob forf-graders after a all-niet bus ride to teh grand canyun. srsly, wen we got tehre (i wented wif my son on annyooal forf-grade feeld trip to teh grand canyun) teh toor company gibbed tehm joose, froot, an dingdongs for breakfast. yah, buncha sugared-up 10-yeer-olds jumpin arownd on teh edge ob a mile-deep hole inna grownd. didn’t looz any, but teh shaperones got lotsa more gray harez taht day.
LOL, lunarmommy!!!
Did N-E bodee ‘member 2 bring teh trankwilyzur gun onna trip?
no, we forgettid teh trakwiliyzer guns. but wut wuz remarkably effektib – nummber 1, teh toor guide Miss Cammie telled story ob hur fif-grayde teecher hoo wuz gettin pikshur taked at Grand Canyun an backed up too far an falled in (don’t kno if dis wuz troo story, but happns offen enuff). nummer 2 – we lined kids up along wall on edge – we wuz at lodje, tehre iz owtdor patio wif wall along tehn edge, most ob canyun duzn’t hab wall or eben gardrails, an sez, “yoo want to fall in? no? gud. tehn no runnin an keep at leest wun foot on teh grownd at all times. nummer 3 – on teh trayl walk along teh canyun edje we had teh growd-up walk along teh edge wif teh kids on teh ovver side, so if anywun falld in wuld be a growd-up. we seed a guy jogging off-trayl on sum kinda sloping ledjes just off the trayl. told kids dis wuz not gud idea.
Grand Canyun is amayzing an ebreewun shuld see it, but gots to yooz teh commun sense.
Ohai rhsb!!
do u need sum creem wiff da choklitt?? it is better, ifinkso!!
hope ur major pleh goes away soon!!
keeping u in mind!!
{{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}
Fanks, Hashim.
Fanks 2 AWL mai cheezfrenz!
Oh, an iz RAYNIN in KY! Praise CC!
Hai! If yur intrestd in seeink da hole pic seereez, cuteoverload.com haz it. Tho, I like dis capshon best
Fanks fer teh info. Eggsellent seerees ov pics!
Ai likes teh last pikshur, were teh kitteh iz upsyde down. Berry kyoot!
Oh noes! Did yoo luk further down teh payg at teh “I’ll give you twenny for that kitten” sekshun?!!! OMG, put yor CHRGs on tite, peepul!
Yesh, ai watched dat video. An tehn ai promptlee meltid in2 a big heep ov splort.
omg, i was going to create a blog (at my freinds suggestion) called The Lolcat Hunter. this is PERFECT!
U kno wat teh hoomin (hoo iz holdin the uther end ov the poel) iz doin?
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CATFISHIN!!!!!
BRAVO!!!!
*claps teh floofy paws*
Hee hee, reminds mii uv Barney.
Bah dump bump clang!
hehe…we havz a Cat Dancer toy dat iz referd 2 az ‘kitteh fly-fishin’ acuz teh kittehz luvz wen u cast it at dem lyke a fly, den pul it bak reel kwik. dey goez POWNCE! (jump bak…wayt fr nekst cast) POWNCE! BATBATBAT (jump bak en wayt) POWNCE! BITEFLOPBUNNYKIKSUVDETH (let go…wayt fr nekst cast) POWNCE! iz a fun gaym!
Gr8 deskripshun!
Kitteh sez:
You eated mah corms? Now iz on!
This is the background on my phone!
Steve Irwin lives on
croiky mate!!
dats a big aligator!! lets croiky sillybrate croiky!!
Too soon!! D:
Naow showin *Attack ob de Orangie(poyson)Sorta Dragonie Croc Monsters*
Dood, wat a cheep sci fi mobie, u cahn todally see dat string!
hi ppl i tnx dis iz funi.don 4get 2 go 2 mi page.i hav a RLLI funi lol 4 u2 c jus type in <img ‘
Lawl, crokk hangn frum stringz
iz a steve irwin kitteh! croiky mate!
R.I.P steve irwin
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha my mum says its sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny
so cute
very very cute…
and does justice to Steve Irvins’ memory!
Thank u…iz wut i thots wen i maeds it.
Conga ratz on making deh frunt page!!
I duz a happee crokagaytor dans fir u.
*swingee deh hipz left
*swingee deh hipz rite
*Opun mouf adn snap! it shut
R.I.P. Steve-o!
i hoep kitteh duznt get eated bai it.
r u kiding it’s stuffed.
its so sad, he was so cool, i’z has a missing him…