In da beginnin, Ceilin Cat
In da beginnin, Ceilin Cat conjerd da erth outa thin airz.
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But whut kept it up there?
YAY carosue!! U b at deh bery tippee top!!!!! Drinkz and dansez???
Yes, dat would be guds. Everyone should has sumthing yummie!
i remembers her, she had a tie jus yestidae! she iz gud at
dis alreddy!
i can has da cookies?
reely naise chonklitt cookies?
Haz a hundred!
i’ll goes 2 da ceelin 2 eets dem soes i doan gits teh fat.
the kitteh (aka ceiling cat) is jumping wit da ball!
Theez peeps:
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video.yahoo.com/network/100284668?v=206844&l=4418225
OHAI CAROSUE!!!!!! *tigah pounce*
Hi!!!!!1! i had a tie wif yoo yestiday, remembah? i got the nawt sekkind, but i
had ta puts mah day of desteenee awn hoald cuz ob Fidel Castro
jennicide hoemwurk. nao i iz SO HAPPEEZ 2 B BAK!!!
Ohai! I remember! You has no homewurk and a weekend! That wud be good. TGIF n all that!
YESS!!! 2dai wuz da Castro day nd alsew Skool Picshores dai.
i hoep dis wuz gud dai fer meh 2 b photojennik. a naise gurl inda
bafroom let meh yoose her straightinnin iron, wich prollee
dubbled da kwaleetee ob mah picshore. Mah hare, is liek
sivvil war awn mah hed.
Harry Potter hair, ur Hermione hair?
curly-on-one-side-straight-on-the-other-hair.
wich side is teh rebels?
bofe.
Congratshoelaces, Caro! Ai dans on teh ceiling fer yu!
Wooo!
*ceiling dansdansdans*
why u wants speak ?
He be ADORABL!
Kittehs, that’s whut!
I like cake.
we awl lieks teh caek.
Teh caek is a liez!
a cake ?howbout double chocolate icecraeam oreo snicker cake??
An where iz teh howse if teh whirld can fit innit?
iz wer ceelin cat lives. da naise haus inda ceelin.
Oooh – datz an awflee big howse to haz in a ceelin, aifinkso.
kitteh hevvin, wer no goggies dare tred, wer cheezburgers r surved
ebbery meel, kuked 2 perfeckshin, yet u nebber gets fat. wer
nobuddy tinks yu iz layzee n yooseliss pet cuz u sleep alot nd doan du
stoopy triks fer peepl. Kittns is nebber abandinned, cats is nebber
hurt. Dis iz da fynil restin playce fer kittehs nd da wunnerful hoomins
whu luv dem…
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da ceelin.
sniff. taht sounz beeyootifull.
ai lyke 2 sleep alot 2!
at a frendz haus, i red a japapaneez comik buk called ‘teh cat
returns’. lots ob kittehs. der wuz dis gurl whu saved a kitteh frum
bein runnd ovar nd et wuz teh prinse ob teh kingdem ob cats.
da prinses fambly went oberboard triein 2 repayz hur (dey
betrothed her 2 da prinse nd turned hur n2 a cat) da prinse
put stawp 2 et, he wuz n luv wit da gurl’s pet kitteh dat she
losted 8 yeers ago, wich brnings meh 2 mah point…da reel drama
n da buk was wit dis gurl bein sudinlee reyoonitid wif hur ex-
kitteh, Yuki. dey wuz so huggy, but den da gurl sed “wai did
yoo go awai, Yuki? dint u liek meh no moars?” Yuki sed “no, it
wuzzint dat! see, i iz still werrin ur bow dat u gaev meh!” (wif
better spellin o corse) der wuz sum moar drama later were a
super kewl cat “Baron” saevs hur nd she goes bak hoem (i
luvs dat buk) but at de end et shoz dis flashbak wer da gurl
ramemburs her last dai wif Yuki: she were walkin wif Yuki inda
street, den Yuki runnd n2 road, nd she wuz liek OMG Yukiii!!!
gits outa da street!!! but den (seeminglee) Yuki iz unharmed,
n (seeminlee) den she goes awai wif a grin. Den da gurl figgers
owt dat Yuki akshully died dat dai, nd da Kingdom ob cats wuz
were she went wen she cud nawt liv wit hur hoomin NEmoar,
so wuz akshly a cat heven. but, Yuki cud still tawk 2 Haru
(da gurl) nd she wuz da wun whu halped Haru find da gud
kittehs dat wud saev hur. she cud du dat bcos ob da bond wif
kittehs nd da hoominz dat dey luvveded da moest.
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dat kinda maed me fink ob a kitteh heven.
taht iz sweet story. i luvs teh japanese comiks (eben tho i am old ladee,
i introdoosed my boyz to teh japanese comiks) an tehy draw teh kittehs so kyoot!
heer we haz teh meddow on teh ovver sid eob the raynbo brij, where teh kittehs an goggies an furry frenz kan play an be happy till their peeples coms tehre to meet tehm. an princess mu meddow, wher yookan lets yor hart-kittehs an ovver frenz owt frum yor harts to play in teh sunshine for a wile.
theres a moovee uv dat storee too. cary elwes voysed teh baron…
i’ll hab to luk for taht
i has watchded dat! i has watchded dat!
i knooooes!!! i watched da moovee nawt sekkind, nd i wuz
sew disapoyntid dat da buk dint hab da ballroom sceen!
but inda moovee, Yuki wuz jus a strai dat Haru fed wun
dai, nd i liekded it bedder wen Yuki wuz her pet
inda buk.
ai m kryin. hope ai goes der long tiem frum nao.
Yooze teh foars, Kitteh!
*lukz arownd*
*heerz krikkitz*
Where iz ebbreewun?
*powncez on NS*
Surprise!!!!!!!!!!!!
*pounces on cweenmj*
*flops over on side and bunny-kick-kick-kicks NS*
Owie!!! Watch teh clawz wen yer doin dat, LCB.
I was play-fighting. No claws! R u sure u didn’t scratch urself wif a garden rake?
*lukz at LCB’s pawz*
Aifink mebbe it wuz that bling-laden watch (oar izzit a brayce-lett) in yer pokkit. Where did yew get it? Itz bery sparklee!!!
*likz her woondz & reeuhlizez deyz nawt dat bad*
*taekz teh watch intew teh lite to see iffitz rillee a watch oar a brayce-lett*
*Flikkz tail*
*runz frew howze like maniak*
** powns powns powns **
*flattens ears*
*butt wiggle of doom*
heer’s wun ai discovered when kitchen wuz paynted:
* rollz around and skratches inna big wad uv plastic film *
itz practically az gud az catnip!
sheze behind me, iznt she?
*furros brow in antisipayshun*
*Leepz strate up in2 deh air*
*swipez at LCB*
*runz away fast*
*finelly, i has sum gud cheeztiem!*
POUNCIZ AWN YOOZ AWL N MAEKS U
CHEEZBURGERS!!!!
I doan wanna b a cheezburger!!
Can i just b a cheezpeep ’sted??
*noms cweenmj*
*sneekz up behin LCB & tuches hur heel*
*runzawayfast*
*crashes into cweenmj*
*Bonk!*
*Grabs NS and starts washing her bhind deh eerz*
*purrrrrrrr*
*pufftail*
*bitez pufftail*
*Rollz over adn playz ded*
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*sigh* IRL, gotta go twerk.
*rolls over on back and hedbats cweenmj*
Eeeeeeeep!
ebberywun whoo iz ennywun!
*loud meow*
iz dinnertyme heer!
Hiya, tessm! Wutz fur dinner?
Turkee meet lofe, edama me and spicee potay toes
I can haz?
Sur.. here yu goez…mite needz a min it in the nukeing ma sheen to getz hot agin.
Fanks!
*nomnomnomnomnomnom*
Datz gud, old lurker!
we hassa sloppee joes at mah playce!
teh splopiest eber.
Dunno bowt dinner – is sttoopy past silly in TTI
I can has hawt chokklit?
Wyde awake and HAzel be watcin me awn teh pyuter.
She wants treets…
Awww – how is she doing?
Much happier an her Fur is groin bak. Still a few nastee bits,but no where
eeben he thot it wuz teh sweet!!!
neer as bad. Fankyoo for askin
She’s sat on the chair next to teh pyuter an looking at me as if to say ” Why yoo no in teh comfy baskitt? I wanna snorgle”
She led awn teh bed teh udder nite wiv awl 4 legs inna air,tail owt strait an hed hangin ober teh side ov teh bed – Wuz so kyoot I hadded a SPLORT an waked Mr T.M up
I sew glad too heer her b gittin bedder. {{{Hazel}}}
*Purr..purrr..purrr.paddle..paddle..paddle…purrrrr *
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Fanks cweenmj an nightshayde an awl teh chudder Cheezfrenz.
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My Tiddymum telled me bowt her Cheezfrenz.Enny fren ov hers am a fren ov me too
Fankyoo for maykin my Tiddymum Happitayl.
Hazel. xxx
Oh hai Hazel!
Glad to heer ur feelin better! We waz worried bout u!
Go sit with ur Tidmum and maek her happeh.
ROMEOW!!elebenty!
*happy dance*
Oh hai LCB!
I missed you!
I kno I habn’t bean heer fur a while. I’m almost getting used to mah watch being on mah wrist all teh tiem.
U mean *this* watch?
*runsawayfast wif Romeow’s watch*
and LCB, i jus’ remembered , i didnt get mah watch bak either!
Kthxicanhazmahwatchnaow?
O, gee. Whut a shame.
Better lucks next time!
kthxtimeformetogotobedszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
hmmm… ok… i guess sometime u’ll gib it bak to meh… sumday!
G’nite LCB!! stay safe frum teh hurricane!!
Well, I don’t habs mah watch,
but it’s gud to b bak.
*sigh*
Sleep well, LCB.
an itz gud to HAZ yoo bak!!! Where hav yoo bin??? ai wuz getting kinda werried!
oh, ai ment iz tyme heer to put out teh noms foar teh kittehs anna goggies! ai think ai mayke DH tayke me owt foar mai dinner… ai’z bin cukkin awl week!
And CeilingCat sed “Let thar be KITTEH!”…and kitteh apeerd, and it wuz gud.
And on teh seventh day, Ceiling Cat rested. Also on teh sixth, and teh fifth, and teh fourth, and teh…”
nd awn caturday. let us honer dis dai ob restz bai bein teh layzee.
anom!
I has many powurs
*Hhhk. Hhhrrrk. Hhrrrruk. Hhhhruk. Hhhhhorrrk! Hhhhhhhoarrk! HAAKKK!!*
O luk, I maed an urf.
Anodder one? Hao mani uf dese can dat house hold?
hao meni shoos dey got?
LOLZ!!!!!!!11!!
Ai gibbing yoo manee manee burgurs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OMCCLOL!!!!
Dat iz teh FUNNEH!!!!!!
Ohai ebryone. Plz exzcuse diz toepic entrupshun I haz qwestionz plz. Ai iz nu her so I knot noe awl de rulz. Shood ai luk sumwhere fore dem?
Awlso. Waht iz CCC? Ai seez it whun ICHCB kittehs go *Sploort* butt knot noe waht it fore.
Plz pardoon bad lolspek, iz hard to doo furst tyme! *unkroz eyz*
Oh! Ai lovez readin awl u reglar lolrz , youz is awl so nize and funy. Ai hopz too get betr at lolspk sew ai’z kan post mor sumdai.
ok bai ebryone
Hai RattyMa!
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Welcum to dis mostest wunnerful ov places! I’z glad dat ur heer! Ur lolspeak iz bery gud! I member wen it seemed so hard, and I didn’t wanna maek a “mistaek.” I didn’t realize at teh tiem, dat dere r no rools, so I cudn’t maek a mistake. Ov corse, lolspeak iz not mandatory. Teh most important fing is dat ur heer!
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The CCC is teh Cute Crash Cart. It habs awl teh fings needed to patch up somewon affer a splort. I’m sure dat sum odder Cheez Peep cud fill u in on teh meny fings dat r on it. There iz a LOL of a kitteh driving teh CCC – iz bery cute. I’ll see iffs I can find it.
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{{{{{RattyMa}}}}}
ohai ratty! wen i wuz noo hear, i went awn teh “lolspeak wiki.” it shud beez at teh topp uv ur paige, wit da linkz 4 loldogs, faylblog,, etc. it helps alawt!!
ohai! yes, queenbee is giving u teh bestest advice- luk at teh top of the comments where it sez ‘Learn lolspeek’ and clik on dat. It gots definishuns for lots of wut’s here. But not eberything. Dere will still be some stuff u’ll have to ask abowt.
Many Ohai’z to you leeza-b and queenbee! Fanky for your advice, ai hab luk’d at de lolspeek linkey many tymes befo decidin’ to joyn ICHCB. I tryed too figger owt what ai need too do befour ai make fool of myself.
Teh linkey no hab definision ob CCC sew ai NEED too noe! Ai wuz diyen too noe because it seemz sew imp pertanent.
yoo noe hao too change Icon fingy? Ai change on da dashbord fing butt it knot showing here?!
I haz too many qweschuns!
Hai, RattyMa!! Adn welkum to Cheezland!!
i see dat mennee peepz haz welkuminged u awlreddee. Such gud peepz wii haz heer. โฅ I haz a helper paige u may want to luuking at.
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
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*Handz RattyMa a chokklit martoonee*
*klinkee glasses*
Cheez!!
Fanky ebersomuchly cweenmj! Nomnomnom *polite burp hidden behind
hand* Ai lyke chokklit martoonee any tymes!
Funny, ai jus come bak here too fynd yoor infurmayshun again cuz I not finding on Wiki page.
*tinking other tings to test cweenmj’s mindreading abilliytees furder*
*wantmorechokklit wantmorechokklit*
*peeks, it wurk?*
Ai goes to yoor halp paige nao!
How rood ob me! *klinkee glass back* Limburger!!
*handz RattyMa sum Chokklit cubbered popkormz*
*gibz hedbonkz 2 ur Kaleeko kitty*
welcomez 2 cheezeland Rattyma! pleeze 2 nawt worree bout makin fool ub ursef, aye duz it 2 mehsef alla timez, iz haffa de funz hear! Cweenmj’s helpie paige iz grate fer de noo cheezpeeps, it heped me bery much wen aye join. doan be shy, jus jumpz inno anee fred, anee tiem u wantz, iz mush fun & eberee1 iz sew frendly!
ooooh, doan tell cweenmj but ai wuz nawt-sekkund 2 ask rattyma 2 b mai fren!
howz dew u be giben de frend inbite 2 sumwun who duz nawt hab de bloo name yet? pleez 2 shair ur knolege? thx!
u puts
dat b how i finding sum peepz.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-xxx
in deh address bar — wear xxx b deh purrsinz cheezeee name. if dey b having deh ICHC akkownt, u will going dere and kan klikking on deh Add as Fren buttin.
Pls 2 note — sumwun haz maded a profile wif deh name xxx ……..i haz no idea hoo it b, but i sendeding dem a fren rekwest.
me too!
u akshullee maeded an account XXX??
can u check it? it may hab a frend request frum someone…
*skweeel!*
*clappy clappy happydans*
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Yes! Ai sew wan gnu frens so aye need two runs too mai dachbord(? dat waht called?) an makie gnu frens perm… pirm… foureber!
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*skips awaye happy*
woooot!! gud job rattyma! u hab de bloonezz & de abatar inna wun goe!!!!
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happee dans, cha cha, polka polka, trip, thud!!
rhumba rhumba ober 2 inbite rattyma 2 bee frendz, East Coast Swing, East Coast Swing!
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mai 2 lef feetz, let meh sho u dem!
wow!!
u haz teh abatar and teh bloo naem, so quickly!!
i haz a happee to be ur frend!!
welkum 2 *breeve in*
CHEEEEEEEEZYLAAAAAAANDDDDDD!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!
*hypervintalaytes*
WHOOOOT!!!!1! bak too u CS!
*whew, pufpuf* Iz outa shaype!
Tankey so muchly for {{ }} Romeow! Iz so niyce welcum to hab. I iz wanting to do happity dans now!
*dansdansdans…trip…dans…dans…blush* I hab too many lef footies.
How’s uz get spacies in yoor paragraphs? I’ze makin spacie but it no show, paries. all smooshie togeber, yuck.
OOH! CCC! Dat makie so much cents nao! Ai noe Crash Cart from werk butt neber think to add “Cute”! *smacks forehead*. I reads many Splorts on LolSprout post jus few posts bak. Many ducky tapes and scoopity scoops and chokolits were gibbin owt dat dai! It was pandilerium!
I hab to answer ober nice Cheez Peeps nao, tankoo again for so nice welcum.
Hai RattyMa!
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*halps RattyMa up frum teh happity danse*
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Eberyfing gets squished togebber unless u puts a liddle dot on the next line.
Then, iz a liddle easier to reed.
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You’ll hab to chek ur Crash Cart at wurk to maek sure iz stocked wif choklit..
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So bery nice to hab a noo fren
A liddle dot!? Das awl?! Dat hilarious, seriouslee! Ai wuz wonderin about de dotz Ebil Maus usez in hiz hipnotyzin attempts an nao ai noes!
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*shakes head* two funny.
weird press duz nawt lyke teh spaces.
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but u can haz 2 use teh dots!
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foar teh abatar, yoo needz 2 go to wordpress.com an mayke an account. tehn u ‘edit profile’, at upper left, and upload a pikshur. an unner ‘contact info’, u putz yur ICHC page, lyke tihs:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-tessm/
onlee wif yur nayme, nawt myne!
tehn u will hav teh abatar anna bloo nayme!
Welkum, RattyMa!
A *splort* is when your head explodes from looking at more cuteness than is safe. To prevent splorting, you can:
(1) Not look at the pictures [which is no fun at all]
(2) Don appropriate protective gear:
(a) CHRG (wdoi) – Chicken Head Rubber Glove (with drawings on it)
(b) 50’s style bathing cap (the kind with a chin strap)
(c) Bicycle helmet
(d) Anything else that’s tight enough to hold your skull together in case of fracture.
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Teh wiki iz a gud place to start — it hazzalawt uv valyoobul infirmashuns. If yew clik on cweenmj’s naem, yew will be majiklee transported to hur blog which gives strukshuns on hao to get an avatar & hao to maek yer naem purty bloo.
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Teh oanlee rool heer iz dat yew play nicely wif awl teh udder kittehz.
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Once again, welkum!
in mah caes, is helmut liek da reel Samus has.
but maded owt uv choklit?
mebbe.
Yessum nightshayde! Ai will most espechully play nicely! Ai no want trollitis, eber, gibin or gettin, noe fankey!
Oh! Ai iz so happie too noe what CHRG means nao! I seez it many tymes but forget too ask here! Yoo pursechase CHRG at WallyMart or Targetz for emerguncies?
Ai will go to cweenmj’s majikal blog very next soon. I needs purty bloo and piktur for my nayme!
Fanky!
hai rattyma! welkom to cheezland! tehre are not many roolz heer, mostly:
tehre ar no roolz for lolspeek eksept to only say teh nyse or funny fings an not teh meenie fings. we haz many diffrent dialeks ob lolspeek an tehy are all gud! sum peeps not eben yooz lolspeek an taht’s okay too!
1 – play nyse
2 – if you gets to maek teh nawt-sekond (taht iz, furst) commint, plz to say sumfin funny, not just “first!” or random letter ob alfabet or sumfin lame liek taht
3- if a LOL iz not funny or yoo duznt liek it, just ignore it an go on to teh next wun, don’t stop an complayn cawz taht hurts teh feelins ob teh persun hoo maed teh LOL
taht’s teh roolz! yor lolspeek iz very gud
hab fun heer! yoo will meet a lot ob fun peeples heer ob all ages (frum skoolkids to grammas!) an frum all ober teh wurld!
Yes lunarmommy, ai’z noticeing many peoples from ebrywhere, I like berry much! Ai sign up hear becuze ai only want to play nyse, no like Trolitis, knot fun dize… dyse… syckness.
Ai awlso promis nebber, nebber, nebber (nebber?) to get nawt-sekund by saying “Q”, or sumfin stoopy lik dat, OK? Dis my written kontrac to ICHCB regardin nawt-sekund.
Ai need to turn off mai spelchek! Itz red unnerlines are drybin me nutz!
Adn yet, u will see peepz rite kerrekshunz 2 dere lolspeek commintz!!! I finkso, i haz dun dat msef.
I b thinking u will fit rite in, RattyMa. 
if i’z typin a commint an a wurd izn’t underliend in red, i triez to maek it getz underliend. sumtimes not possibl, but i triez.
Welkum tu ICHC! Lukz liek mehnee uv yr kweschunz iz alredee ansurd, but jest n kays:
Teh Roolz uv Poastin
1. B nyse. Dis nawt a prawblum fr moast peepulz, but ukayshunulee, it kumz up.
2. Teh poast (oar eneefing els) dat kumz b-foar awl teh uddurz iz kawld “nawt sekkund”.
3. Tu b kreditid wif layking teh nawt sekkun kawment awn a lolpik, u must maek a reel kawment ubowt teh pikshur. Randum stuff, leturz an numburz, an jest poastin “nawt sekkund!” oar itz les dizairubul sinonim, iz growndz fr diskwalifikayshun.
4. Lolspeek upreesheeyatid, but naw reekwaiyurd. Yr lolspeek iz alredee kwait gud, sew poynt iz prawbublee moot. Mai purr-sunul filosofee uv Lolspeek iz tu trai tu misspel az much az paws-ible wail stil keepin it reedabul an undurstandabul, but der’z reelee nawt mehnee rong weyz tu du it.
I furgit eneefing, gaiz?
Ohai rattyma!! sowwy iz so late on welcuming u
well, ifinkso all ur qweshuns hab been answered by teh other cheezpeeps!! so welcum!!
poke the belly!!
That’s not Cieling cat
U r rite. It iz rly James Earl Jones, who wil b playin Ceiling Cat in the upcoming Anime tad movie “Ceiling Cat – In Teh Beginnin!”
anime roolz. iz trooly da rite meedium fer Ceelin Cat’s gloree.
(wun ob my ovver Sekrit Innernet Idenitiez iz animemama
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oyeh – - ur abatar iz luna frum Sayler Moon! i knew dat!
ooh, yor klose – is kuroneko frum trigun!! but i haz hole WEBSITE bowt saylor moon!! (yoo kan go to my porfile, tehn to my blog, tehn to my websiet
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Mehnee feelain feelyolojenz b-leev dat Ceiling Cat kan has mehnee foarmz an kan uz wichevur wun sootz himz needs at teh taim.
iz a ceiling cat! we iz ur humbel servanz
*SPLORT*
Uh-Oh!
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weee-haaaaa-weeee-haaaa (sownd uv teh sirun)
*drives teh CCC up to teh jenerul vasinitee uv oobark*
*luks arownd*
*sweepa sweepa sweepa teh braynes into teh dustpan*
*poura poura poura teh braynes bak into oobark’s hed*
*jentlee fitz teh bitz uv skull bak into place*
*taypa taypa taypa teh hed wif teh dukee tayp*
*applies CHRG(wdoi) & taypz sekyoorlee*
*tuks oobark in unner a sawftee lavendar blankee wif lambs onnit*
*givs oobark sum hawt (nawt too hawt) choklit wif wippee creem & a choklit oktopus (wif caramel filling)*
There there, oobark. Yew rest. Ai hoepz yew feelz beddur soon.
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Datz it fur meh — tiem to go hoam!
*givs oobark a muffin*
*nd a cookie*
*nd cake*
hmmm…i wunners iffin it wud b alright 2 has hedsplort awn
purpiss iffin i gits treetid dis naisely.
or if u jus’ ask fur teh noms, there iz no reason fur splorting ur hed!!
we gibs it fur free!!
thx, NS & CS. mai stumick feez insied-aot tudai. Ai go ly daown naow, aifinksew…bbl…*mebbe*
feez???…ummm…*feelz*…PLEH!!
aye amma sorree u feelz PLEH Oobark. Pleez 2 feelz bedder soon, kai?
N on da afth day, Hims is maked corms!
mmm… corms….
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/07/31/nom-nom-nom-x-3/
but.. but.. i thot ceelin cat were wite? m i rong? dat mus be… erm.. saynt prrter?
Ceelin cat kin taekz mennee foarmz, aifinkso.
Ceiling Cat moves in mysterious ways.
I mean to say, Ceiling Cat morphs in mysterious ways. Yeah. That was it. Yep.
She mews in mysterious ways.
U2 FTW!
i finkso is called a Catstophany winn CC apperz in unexpekteding foarms, such as dis. In speshul circum stanzas is called a CatsNomphany win yea, verilee fud is nommed, e.g. Gardnom of Eatin.
She’s got teh hole whirled in her paws,
she’s got teh hole wide whirled in her paws…
Romeow, speeking ov teh ikonic kittehs, how iz HappYCat?
fangQ booklion, I was just abowt to ask dat 2!
meg third!!
fank u booklion and leeza-b for asking teh same fing!!
Hai Booklion!
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I’m still looking fur a better hoam fur HappyCat. Teh kittehs here still hiss and growl at him. I don’t fink it will get enny better.
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He’s bery playful, and although we fro toys and play wif him, he seems like he needs a kitteh to play wif. He still hazn’t hissed or growled at enny ov teh odder cats.
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Fanks fur askin!
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Good fing I gotted him outta teh shelter. In 2007 – 2008, they taked in 1229 cats and only adopted out 16 – in a hole year! *sigh*
oh dat deserves a rewardz
*hand yew a cookie*
Neber met a carbohydrate I didn’t liek!
Fanks thepurger.
Nom nom nom.
*gives yew a glass of milk to go with it*
*adds chocklitt surup 2 da milks nd stirs*
that otta be gud surup fer da dai!
i has a few moare cookies if yew wantz one
Ohai, Romeow,
Iz so glad yu got him out ov teh sheltur…that shelter isz cleerly nawt doing it rite. Im sorry yur ovver kittehs donut aksept him. I am still reddy to tayke him if yu don’t findz sumwun else hu iz closer.
“Course I culd pick up wun or two uvver eastern Cheezpeeps nd we culd haz a Road Trip!!!! to Aridzona to get HappyCat. And sample ROmeo’s bakings, mebbe, too.
Headbonks to yu nd yur husband fr reskeing HappyCat nd snorglez nd skritchees behnd teh ears to HappyCat himself. Ooh, yesh, and a skritchee just along teh jawline, too.
Here’s teh link to HappyCat’s flyer, in case someone wasn’t here when I first talked about HappyCat.
http://www.colleenscakerie.com/happycat.html
oooh, romeow! ai donut member teh last pikshur!! BEEYOOTIMUS KITTEH!!
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u needz 2 mayke taht a lol wiv capshun lyke tihs:
“luuk deep into mai eyez…. u iz naow mai slave…. when u wayke up, u will adopt me… u will nawt remember this…”
Tessm, u hab teh grate memry!
Teh last picshure was takin juss a cuple days ago.
Good ideas fur a catshun!
Fanks booklion!
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I’ll keeps lukin round here! Ur support and offer to halp reely means a lot to meh. I fink it will awl wurk owt. We juss hab to hab teh pashunts.
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Mitts (teh crabby tabby) can’t hardly luk at HappyCat. Juss teh odder morning (10 minutes before teh alarm went off), Mitts SCREAMED like 10 kittehs waz beating her up. Didz I menshun dat diz sound came frum unner teh chair next to teh bed?
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Dey shud hab alarm cloks maek dat noise. Beleeb meh, we waz awake affer dat. Teh ironical fing is dat HappyCat waz two feet away frum Mitts wen she maded dat horrible sound. I guess she woke up and seed him a cuple feets away and freaked owt.
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Mebee I shud hab teh shelter gib away a free cheezcaek wif ebery kitteh?
Ohai Romeow!!
i fink teh cheez caek idea could work!!
iz sowwy tohear that happee cat iznt fully happee naow but az u said, patience!!
i hope so he gets a good home soon!! best wishes to u and happee cat!!
Fanks Hashim!
Iffs awl I had to do waz make a cheezcaek, and a kitteh wud get a foreber hoam, I wud b baking night and day!
ya, wish it were true!!
well, you are trying and its teh spirit dat counts!!
i can tell happy cat must be hapy cauz he iz being halped!!
Teh free cheezcayke iz a bery gud offur, but I finks whut they needz to do iz get rid ov the peeps hu dont care about catz,nd get in sum new wuns hu will care about finding homez fur teh kittehs, & haz creative ways ov letting peeps no tare r catz to be adoptededed.
Haz yu tried getting a med for soshul anxiety fro Mitts? Or kitteh rescue remedy? Duz LCB sell sumfing lyke that?
My nefew & girlfrend took tehir kittehs when they just moobed to Urope. One kitteh had alwayz been bery nerbus. It gotted a trnakqilizer fr teh plane ride, and haz been a clamer, happier, bravr kitteh eben efter it wre off.
yesh, lcb haz a homeopathic pet calm product to reduce stress. Mebbe it wuld help Mitts?
http://www.hullcloth.com/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4_45&products_id=116
Fanks booklion.
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Wen we gotted La Luz, Mitts waz so upset dat we tried drops in her wadder, and teh spray, and teh thingy u plug into teh wall (mebee rescue remedy – I doan member teh naem). Nuffing seemed to wurk at all. Teh vet didn’t want to gib us tranquilizers. Dat’s interesting bout teh kitteh being braver affer teh tranquilizer wared off.
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I waz wurried dat Mitts wud b worse to teh odder cats wen she gotted upset by HappyCat. But, she’s so scared ov HappyCat, she can’t fink bout being nasty to La Luz and TJ.
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I shud hab moar nooz on teh shelter next week. I’m gonna b in ur shelter – making it better!
Ide take him, but mai ‘partment duznt allow kittehs. theres too much traffick for them to get runned over wif- and gramma (mai landlord) duznt beleef in indoor kittehs.
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ai wish awl yer kittehs to get along niselee and nawt sweer like skirls at eech uther.
{{{{{{{{{Romeow an himz kittehs}}}}}}}}}
Fanks fur finking ov us kitsunerina.
Mah Dad growed up on a farm, and didn’t liek to hab aminules in the howse.
Mom didn’t growed up on a farm, so we got lots of aminules in teh howse
Mom waz az crazy bout aminules as I was – which was gud.
ai donut know if it halps, but ai repeet mai offer 2 donate sum munnies towards HappyCats travel expenses, if wee can has new home 4 him!
aifinkso booklion iz 100 purrsent rite abowt teh shelter! ur doin it rong!
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Dat iz bery kind.
Teh Cheez Peeps hab bean so supportive – iz amazing.
I hope dat I can finds a hoam fur HappyCat round here.
Boff Booklion and JD hab offered to b a safety net in case I can’t find a hoam neer heer. Buts, I’m confident dat it will wurk owt.
Fanks fur ur offer ov support.
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By next week, I should hab mah foots in teh door (literally) at teh shelter. It might b a chilly welcum, but I doan care. I’m gonna b there whevver dey liek it or not. We can do better than 16 cats adopted in a yeer! Wif Ceiling Cat az mah witness…
u go, gurlfren!!!! an if tehy r meen 2 u, u just letz us no. wee can haz gud ol fashun grumblefest heer and mayke u feel better.
{{{romeow}}}
kitteh number #17 will be luckiest kitteh inna whirled!!!
o mai, Romeow! Ai wuz waytin to fine owt how HappyCat wuz doin in yoor home. Yoo gotted him owt juss intime Ifinkso. Iz sry teh otter kittehs nawt happytayl to see him. Yoo takez such guud care of HappyCat. If hee haz to go to nodder home ai hope’s itz as niec as yoors. He’s so pretty an sweet!
Fanks lindykat!
HappyCat waz juss stomping all ober meh wif hims happy feets.
I’z gonna make sure dat he gets teh hoam dat he deserves.
Diffrent kittehs fit togebber in diffrent hoams. We juss gotta gets teh right combination.
I’ll make sure dat his noo hoam realizes that they r HappyCat’s slayves, and dat their job is to keep him happeh all teh time. How hard cud dat b?
when didz he create da cheezeburgaz???
all ur whirlld r belong to meh!! MWHAHAHA!
oh noes dats scarwe!
Don’t fink nuffin ov it.
Dat’s wat awl kittehs r finkin – ben iffs dey doan says it.
ya, u gotz it right!!
yesh finaly some good finking
i just noticed, teh cats levitating!!1!
d’oh yesh i din noet notice
ya!
all praise to ceiling cat!
hmmm. i wonder if he has any spare cheezeburgarz
But he’s in a house.
see comments above. you might learn something.
Aneewun in teh Bay Area? Ai iz still a littlol shaked up frum a 4.0 quake abowt 45 minuts ago.
oh noes! ai is in PDX. rite time zone, but way far north. Yoo iz OK?
O yeah, ai is ok. Jus hadint had wun liek dat in awile. It wuz eest uv Oakland, and ai is bowt 10 myles north uv Oakland. See teh map? Ai is neer Berkeley.
quake.wr.usgs.gov/recenteqs/Maps/SF_Bay.html
wowzer, ai donut fink ai cud deel sew well wiv earfkwakes. DO NAWT WANT.
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ai growed up inna midwest an ai donut lyke teh tornadees eivver.
ai iz fraidy-kitteh.
Annudder one so sun after de odder one? Is caley-forney gonna fall ina o-shun? Ai hopez not cuz mai siskitteh libs der. Prayin dat alla Cal peeps beez safe an da houzez stai in one peece.
Ai dont knoes wut odder wun yoo meen. Dis wuz larjist in Bay Area in awile. Mebbe dey haded wun in SoCal ai dont recall. But reely, dey r happenin awl teh tiem, jus most uv dem r too small to feel.
Just skrolled frew deh hole fred 2 chekk… no wun haz menshuned deh wundermuss Jazz Handz uv dis preshus kitteh-babeh!?!?!?!?!?!?
I lubz dem!!!
*heddesk* wat happened ot us!!1!
fanks fur reminding cweenmj!! i totally forgot, eben though i hab maeded a lol of dis kittehs Jazz Hands adn still i forget!!1!
u callz ‘em jazz hanz — ai callz ‘em pointy endz!!
Souperhooman kitteh controllz wurld bye mind powerz alone.
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and snorgelly belleh floof.
ohhh, yesh! belleh floof!
Awl hail deh belleh floof!!!!!!!
*fawlz on neez in omij 2 deh floofee belleh*
oh ur highness, if thy wishes, we could snorgle thy belly?
:snurt:
Dat opshun b reserved fur mai huzbin.
*giglol*
awl hale de floofy stripeenezz anna de pinkee pinkee toe pad jazz handz!
oh noes!! too much kyoot!!
*tightens CHRG*
*closes eyes*
ahhh… better!
gud ting u had ur CHRG awn Hashim! Hmmm….aye tink aye needz 2 bye sum stok inna de CHRG cumpny, dey doin big businezz hear in cheezeland!
hmmm…we can be partners in stock holdings perhaps??
nice cat !
wow ‘mazin piccychur =o =]
bad photomoshot BAD! put shadow in rong plaz…
Shadow is in right spot if yur takin photo from above!?
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unless yur seein somfink Ai’m nawt.
Yesh, SP; Ai fotted teh saime fing!!!
Ai finkso sum ob dese greate pixturz ar not Foto Shop but ar da Vi dee o capture. Datz how dey kan get doz ak shun shotz. Ai wish ai neu howz to do dat. Mai kitteh iz tooooo fast for mai kamra buttun fingerz.
Rlly??? Gess us CheezFrends doan caire tuu muches bowt fotoshaupping,
az laung az iyt maikes teh pikshure kyuooter oar funneeier!!
Wen yuur iyn CheezLand, reealitee iys nawt soe iympourtint, jes habbin fun iys;
Yuu can has awl teh reealitee yuu wunts IRL!!!!
hhhhmmmmm…….. reality in real life….WUT A CONSEPT!!!!!
Yesh; sumetiems tehre’s tuu muches reealitee IRL: cans geyt uhpsettyng!!!
The worlds is just wunnerful! Boomdeyada, boomdeyada…
Dat’s called keepin yur eye ona ball!
lukkit dat sereeous lil faice, concentraytin sew hard, jus wate til heez bigger, wil uze dat awesum power 2 bounce hooman alla ober de howse!
…an Hisao taht it wuz gud. An Hii maid kittoonz. An Hisao taht it wuz purrfekshun.
*PURRZ*
i haetz deez fourems an i nehvur leev camintz beekuz teh peepole on heer iz stoopit…riilee stoopit…i jus kum heer fro teh kittehz…newun els???
Aye iz sew embareassed.. Aye dint noa Aye wuz stupii… sari Sara. Fankz furr letin mii noa, yew teh bestest. Smoooooch!
Oh Hai Smammie!! pay no tenshun to Sara. Her b full uv vineegar, ifinkso.
Kum wif mee 2 deh Tybooteek. It b deh best plais 2 going wen deh trollz kum owt. Day haz no maginashun, sew dey kant finding deh Tybooteek.
*mixez a pitcher uv chokklit martooneez*
*handz Sara a chokklit martoonee*
*mutters 2 sef:
Prolly a waste uv gud cyber alkeehawl.
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*handz smammie a chokklit martoonee*
*Takez wun hersef.*
*Klinkee glasses*
Cheez!!
ummm sara meh lil sweetie pye may aye jus pointz owt 2 u dat, habing maid dat camintz, u r naow wun ob doze “stoopit” peepole? iffen wii is soooo stoopit wai dew u eben waist ur baluble tiem reedin de camintz?
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FTW!!!!! GMTA!!!!
oh mah its celing cat’s dad!Sky cat!