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Dat’s teh lief
Yep. Mus be a uni student, no?
Dat sowndz abowt it!
Pee Haitch Dee kittoon. Iz EXPURRT.
Conga rats annipuss! Az soon az da clock struck 4 mah electricity went off *sigh* dis iz meh through GPRS
Thx Hashim – muss be berry hard wen u onlee haz `lektrik part uv teh tiem. Do u noe wen it will go off an cum bakk?
It’ll cum bak in am hour ifinkso
Hashim where yur kitteh?
oops srry didnt look at rest of thread, lol
Hai Hashim! Ai saw yur naume in “Hoo’s tawking,” so ai wuz wundering waht happened to yoo!
Ohai Janet!!
i lefted u a reply but it iz waay down in da fred!
so i write it agayn!!
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Ohai janet!
How is ur mum??
Conga rats on ur the wiff annipuss! U’z getting better on teh nawt sekunds!
Best advice EBBER!!
Ohai Janet, we haz a tye! Shall we go 2 teh tye booteek?
Yess inddedee, we shud. Gosh annipuss – yoo reelee ar fast! Ai did that just az fast az ai cud – an still yoo beet mee!
SHD – do yoo want to com wif us??? We dont want to leeve yoo awl lonelee behind!
why not, still wanna latch onta one dose lava lamps…..kinda sick that way I suppose.
LOL! lava lamps ar KEWL!! An teh wun there maeks kitteh shaypes!
kitteh shaped lava lamps?? WANT!!1!
once i maeded a red colour lava lamp but it leaked adn waz forced to throw it away *sigh*
Hashim, meez need an honest anser, whether me crazy or not
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I wuz at me granpas farm, i ran ober a mous wif da lawn mower (it wuz ok) den I tuk et home, gave et a gud cage. aaaaannnn….. it had babys…. and ma kitteh ate da mom. so me ben takin care ov deh babys an now they gettin bigger, an they hav really bonded wif me. should i keep dem or let dem go?
conga rats on teh tye an iffn sumwun cud jus chek teh tye booteek has any byootymus tye dyed fabrik tooday? I fancy sum purr-ple 4 my newist kwilt.It has aer-planes an kittehs. The aer-planes be purr-ple an teh kittehs be blak an wite.
Yoo can just com wif us, sawa. Ai’m shur yoo will find waht yoo ar luking fur, cuz Gibbocat iz verree gud about antisee payting waht ebreewun will want!
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Yoo maek quiltz??? Ai’ve nebber traid it – but ai doo admire them. Sum peepl ar just aMAZEing!!
I is not amazin, janet!! I jus lyks 2 try maykin stuff. I hab a bit ob a hed start becawse my Mum is a fabrik arteest. She mayks felt an weevs AN mayks kwilts. I jus … mess round wif stuff a bit an mayk fings for frendz havin bebbies etc.
But I fink I mite hav a luk an see whut gibbocat haz in stock …
Yoo know waht? – ai think ai want teh kitteh chess set. Ai dont play verree well, but purrhaps wif teh KITTEH chess set, it wud bee better??? EBREEthing iz better wif kittehs!!
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An ai hazn’t had brekfast yet – an ai smell fresh peech PI!!! Teh PI stawl iz OPEN! Hmmmm – a awlwaiz wunder hoo it iz tath iz maeking awl thoz PIs a this hour. Purrhas sumwun from teh TTI???
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Twern’t me! Ai haz been owt shoppin dis mornin an hurreed bakk so Ai cud plai heer!
Ai’m so glad yoo haz yur prioriteez strait!
and get ur nawt sekund
Nawt me!! I only has muffins dis howr ob teh morning. cheesey muffins.
Hmmmmm cheezee muffins?? Sounds reelee gud!
But – ai think ai know!
It must bee sum ov teh TTI lurkers!!!!! They dont need to werree about comminting – so tehy just go an maek PIs fur us!!
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THANK YOO – eh nomeenomeenomee maus lurkers! Yur PIs, they ar deelishus! So nice ov yoo to doo this fur us!
nawt meh!! iz habing a fast so iz starving right naow!!
will be nomming food in 2 hours 30 minutes!!
kitteh wurk hard for da burgers?
so hard for teh burgers.
so you bedder treet her rigth!!!
Is dat a sammich board?
hehehehehe!!
the look on that kittehs face….”oh, you funneh bastard, just you go on and…..sleep”
yep. wif a liddul ‘an yor poynt?’ thrown in 4 gud measure.
and a lil bit of “no, i haznt seen ur cheezburger” too for sum topping
Its my life and … Well, its mah life!
Ohai janet!
How is ur mum??
Conga rats on ur the wiff annipuss! U’z getting better on teh nawt sekunds!
Ohai ebrywun!
Ai hab a kitteh on ‘borrow’ for a few daiz. Kittehs hooman has tu go stay wiht sick mum, so akst if wii cud luk aftur Charlie da blu kitteh.
Lukin aftur sumwun elsez kitteh iz lik habbin grankidz. U kan spoylm rottun, den gib dem bak.
Charlie is sooper snorguliious.
Ohai MarthaV!!
there iz a blue kitteh?? we can haz pikshures of snorglish charlie??
he must be kyoot!! iz u planning to spoil em??
once i had to go out of station, then i had chickens, so i had to gib mah chickens to sume one to taek care… anyway, when we came bak and took da chikins bak, dey were so spoilt!! dey started poking meh!!
so… jus’ saying, try nawt to spoil da kitteh
But teh kittehs are spossed to be spoileded. Dey’s kittehs!
oh ya, i forgot…
after, we are cat slaves… *sigh*
Hashin, we pwnd by da kittehs…ya noes, feedur, openur, pettur. Wy las nite, mai Inky kitteh wanted mor splorshyfud. Inky kitteh waz so lowd, ai gives him mor. Happy eetings wen u get 2 dere, Hashim!
I neber meetz a charlie ai didn laik – ob course awl kittehs are snorguliious
“Gud mawrnin, Kitteh Career Cownsilors, mai I halp u?”
Yes, I’d liek to disguss teh resulz of mai aptitood test. U sed I never mount to nuffingk. An lookit teh Triffic Tortie, she seems 2 haf mai eggsact saem qwalifacashuns, an she b doin juss fyne!
“An do u keep urseff cleen an floofy?”
Ov corse I do!
“Um, r u kyoot an fuzzie an snorgilishus?”
Wahl, not somuchas Kitteh…
“An yull werk fur cat fud?”
Wahl, not somuchas Kitteh.
“Wat uvver talints can u has?”
I kin tipe, an am bi-linku…by-ling…can has too langkwi…lankwidg…can LOLspeek an tawk teh Eenglishes.
“Go kurl up on teh sofa an we’ll call u if ur dreem job appeers. Thx fur cawling teh Kitteh Career Cownsilors an havva nyce dai.”
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Gess I’ll go log on to ICHC an wait….
…awlso b clehn nd floofy nd kyoot fur noms…
mah sleep.it haz a fruitful.
I can haz a jelus?
Kitteh ar jes duuing wut her duz bestest: relaxxyng!!
Soe wye shudn’t her geyt her noms foar suches a wunnerfull jawb?????
Iyf weez geyt suches plehsure ov luukeing at hers xtreem kyuooteniss,
tehn kitteh haz earneded her keep foar shure!!!
I wud luv a job lik dat
wut a pretteh torteh pufffer!!!!
Love it – where do I sign up
HaY! My husband has this job……
Iz yous
Ai can haz dis jawb pliss?
It’s very true and motivational, this quote helps me get through stuff and keeps me going, i have it up on my wall in my office room when i work to inspire me