Note to self:
Note to self: Do not swallow coat hanger…whole
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omg, dat wud b wurs den habbing et in ur clothes.
noa how iz i s’posed 2 git hims inna swetter???
Yay!!! CS!! u gotted deh nawt-sekkund commint!! And YAY! fer carosue fer habing deh ty!! Off 2 deh Ty-Boooteek wif bof uv uuz!!
Is amazin, isn’t it? CS an CS off to the tie booteek to pic owt r special kitteh prizes!
otay, dis iz mah day ob destinee, but…i has hoemwurks. hasta
maek prezzintayshun bowts Fidel Castro fer genocyde unit.
nawt such happee ting 2 studee. Mebbe later i can has kitteh hare
accessereez? mah hare, it b teh messee!
Yes, you can has! Accessereez, wif dangly bits so a kitteh can bat them heer and there. What a gud kitteh u r fer doin yer homewerks not second!
is da rool in mah playce. mah dad enforcis.
Haz u ben 2 deh tybooteek b???
Dhere b sew menne e wundermus fingz dere….adn doan fergit, Sparkeesmom maded sum speshul joolreez fur us—heer dis b wut her sed wen dshe dropped dem off….
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“i brotted speshall tings tew goez inna ty- booteek- a box a teearahs n braslets and rings n eer ings, et cetahrah- i madz dem four u guize from real dyamundz n em er alds n saf fyres n roobees. da teearahs r dyamunds wif srinkles ob roobees, n dyamundz wit saf fyres n dyamundz wif em er aldz, n only ah few ob mii fav oar ets, a teearah ob roobees n em er alds n saf fyres inna patter en liek a oree entell rug, wit a beeg dyamund inna center.
AN, i madz speshall foar alla mii cheezfrens- a compleet set of ICHC pins/buttons made from da blu toe paz anna golden toe paz n rush en dyopside, n yello toormahleen, anna pink saff fyres n blac dyamunds, n a rang ob kitteh eer ings n ringz n nec laces made frum black n white n chocolet dyamunds n fire opals (foar da oranj onez yu knoe !) n best ob awl, u can ware deez n e were, saflee, cuz no one will think deys reel !”
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Soo thotful uv her… yes indeed.
Nao dat, dat is bling!
Bling fer ebree wun!!!!!
(blushes) ty, Cweenmj! wuz da leest ai cud dew to tank
da cheezypeeps whut broted sew much happi, n giglols
n2 mai lief !
Mebe u shouldz giv dat up. Ifinkso.
Gettin teh kitteh into teh sweter, I mean. Wood be kinda exhaustin, wouldn it?
dat’s waht dey havs teh floofyness furr. aifinkso 2.
hey chocolatesamus, i answered yoo a kwestion on teh NOM Sawyer thred, about wurdpress an abatars. jus wanna make sure yoo sees it!!
otay! *goes n cheks*
Do nots swallow it at all!
howevver, iz hai in iron an minerals
but loe in cumfurt.
wun must suffer fur teh fashoon.
Onos kitteh, you haz a wier problm.
but iz okies bcuz kitteh git gud resepshon nao.
u can haz teh blak bunneh eers frum 2 capshuns ago. jes myt halp. ai’m cuming ovurr tu wach, k?!? ai bring teh drinksies.
hehe – waz on kitteh tee-vay 2 nite? Kitteh getz onlee analog signil chanelz!
Dubblul joynted kitteh needz 2 finding a gnu joynt tuu hang owt in…..
Hao abot de elboo?
hahahahah sweet
Dis kitteh gawt teh ideea of swallowing a coat hanger by “hanging arownd” teh rong kittehs!!1!
kitteh mus hang in dere till vet arrivez
hao you get swetter to fit teh kitteh?
ai haytez teh hanger shoulders in mai clofes
Axually I fink swallowin coat hanger in liddle pieces is nawt so gud ever.
Yeah – datz neber a gud ideeyuh.
Ai fink dat teh kitteh has wings….like a bat.
(Great. Nao Ai has teh Mai Laif wit teh Trill Kill Cult running lappies in mah brainz.)
Oh, yeah. Hai, guys. Long time, no play. Big Brudder has descended at work. PLEH!
Big Brudder needz 2 lev da cheezpeeps alawn!! We maek BB eatz hangres nao, aifinkso?
Gud to see you agin, sistertobubba! ITs been a while sinse ai have seen u, aifinkso. Ai hope u iz well.
{{{sistertobubba}}}
we still luvs u, sistertobubba!
mommee deerest, plz to hav no wier hangrs!
Auch. Dat mawst haf hurt. Cuz kitteh is no snaek an snaeks cans swalou fings howl cuz dey no haf jause. Kitteh das haf jause.
canz that getz out evers?it be permanite?
poor kiteeh
OM NOM NOM OMG…WTF
…………… BBQ?
:snerk:?
Hmmm…noa wun awaek tu plai wif.
‘Sup?
Humph. Owl kumz lukking fer sumwun tu play wif, den goez away.
oh well.
yah. i kno hao dat feelz.
Kitteh wing flapz down, take-awf inna 5…4…3…
ur hanger, it haded a flavr!!
i boughted u a hanger, but i eeted it!!
wat hanger? me no haz seen any hanger!
Koat hangure wuz maided frum kitteh kibbel fused tugevver wif tuna joos;
Iyt wil deesolvez suune, and kitteh wil bees abul tuu bees runnin arownd liek uusuuoal;
(Ai taould thems taht the “Fiftee Cent Stoar” items ar nawt alwaise veree guud!
Nexxt tiem, geyt teh $1 hangures iynsted!!!!)
Deh kitteh luks lik err-o-plane!
Ai noe swalloe teh koathangur. Ai’m juss doen mai yoguh.
awl pasingers abored!
Oooohh…mai belleh herts nao!!!:(
U know wen we were talken ’bout da very pencive dress u looken 4?…. well i ates iz… k?
omg teh kitteh is chookingz