smell the fire cat saiz
smell the fire cat saiz u wont get hurt he saiz
fyre saftee kitteh shudda taught u stop, drop n roll (via I Has A Hotdog)
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Assploding Cigar!
dat bunneh too yung to smoke Maus!
Congrats on teh ty, u and nightshayde… wut’s ur pleashure?
If him b too yung 2 smoking Maus, wut iz he old enuf 2 b smoking?
Adn y wud enneewun want 2 smoking a Maus?
Duz it taste like smoked samun?
Prolly more like smoked ham.
Oh, I just krak msef up sumtymez. 
:snerk:
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Yeah, yeah. Yuk it up MJ. Soooooo funny…
Here, go chase some dots……………………..
mmmm…….fankz a dot……
Ow!
*rubs hed*
U cracked me up 2 MJ!
Gud afturnune mai cween, ai bring gretingz frum yu nu fren Yes Plis hoo is stil habbing tekmikul difugulteez wif gettinz stuf tu wruk arown heer. She haz put hur trust in Tofu so weel se wut hapunz. Soop cawlz .
I hav a question for anyone whoo wunts to answer
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I wuz at me granpas farm, i ran ober a mous wif da lawn mower………… (it wuz ok)……… den I tuk et home, gave et a gud cage. aaaaannnn….. it had babys…. and ma kitteh ate da mom. so me ben takin care ov deh babys an now they gettin bigger, an they hav really bonded wif me. should i keep dem or let dem go?
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Am I Crazy or Not?
r u crazy? probably! should yew keep tehm? if you can give them a good home, y not? Jes keep in mind taht dey WILL inbreed, n if yer not karful yewl hab a bazillion meeses.keep the kitteh away (althow tat cud solv…neber mind) Gud luk!
I has a question re ur question: duz ur mom know u has these meeses in teh howse?
Have a cigar!
*Hands Leeza a cigar*
Here, let me light that for you…
*Gets out the Zippo*
*calls on teh power of Zeus wich is in teh toga*
*sends a litning bolt down*
*zippo assplodes*
*Spraying flaming lighter fluid all over Leeza and Maus*
I’m wearing my FRUs today. Are you?
i tink yu go to far…
any who wats a zippo?
sowry sairys. itz a disposabul liter.
A Zippo iz a powerful siggeret liter. Maus’s wun iz custumized…..
um. were u having anotter DID episoad there?
Or did u reely meen to spray urself?
oh yas, teh toga is fyreproof. Teh gods don’t fool arownd u knows.
oh sowry I sees….
anyway, yas I is nice and tosty warm.
gettin a little hot ackshully.
*runs to teh pwnd behind teh NB and jumps in*
Ai can haz burn creem?
NS! Did u see ur lol on teh previous lol? Ur lol WAS teh previous lol!
LOL!
Ai did! Ai did! Left a commint on teh bottum jus befoar dis lol wuz poasted.
Ai haz such a happitayl!!!!
Dat’s no moar dan u dezerb – dat iz a lubblee lol.
congoratsshowaces nightshayde,
howeber, there is an insurance agent looking for yoo…
sumting aboot a multi-splort accident claim???
Um … ai will haz to refur him/her to mah lolyer.
im being silly yoo know right? was sew phunneh two sea teh splorting pandamoneyum taht yoor LOL inspired!
One bunny burn balm, coming up!
I fink I dated her once inna 70’s. Good old Bunny Birnbaum.
*heddesk*
*snert*
speekin ob the 70’s –
(warning – eerwurm alert!! eerwurm alert!!)
I wuz sittin in teh dentist chayr today wif my mouf ull ob fingers an poynty fings when teh offis raydio starts playing Seasons in teh Sun. (hope i not step on anywun’s toze hoo’s favrit song dis iz) bein imprisoned as i wuz, i culdn’t take appropriyut evasive akshun such as runnin skreemin frum ten ruum an puttin owt my eerdrums wif a hot poker. so all i culd do wuz fink ob cyoot bebbeh otters, tehn wen teh hi-jeenist’s fingers wuz removed frum my mouf, i sed, i hated taht song 35 yeers ago an it haznt gotten any better sinse tehn. tehn she aksed me hoo sings it.
dont kno hoo, but i fink taht wuz tehr only song. fankfully.
Oh the shame – it was recorded by a Canadian, Terry Jacks, who also had a hit with “Which Way You Goin’ Billy?” with his wife, as The Poppy Family.
But – *brightens* – here’s some interesting info:
“Seasons in the Sun” had been written in French in 1961 under the title of “Le Moribond” (The Dying Man), by Belgian poet-composer Jacques Brel. In 1964, it was translated into English by Rod McKuen and recorded by Bob Shane of the Kingston Trio. Although that version didn’t sell well, Terry heard it, and the tune remained in the back of his mind [where it probably should have stayed, huh?]. When the Beach Boys called and asked him to supervise one of their sessions, he had them cut “Seasons in the Sun,” but they refused to released the finished track.
Aaaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!! Taht maed meh thimk ob taht annoying Bobby Goldsboro sawng ‘Honey’ Totull schmaltz.
gaaaah!! it’s bad 70’s trajik pop-schmaltz eerwurm day! gaaah!! blarg
DOUBBULGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! nao i gots hunny AND seezons in teh sun as simultaneeyus eerwrums!
*holdz hed & cries*
sobsobsobssob
heer, i gots The Cure in my eerbuds, wanna share? or kan i get yoo sumfin else?
how abowt:
The Theem to Billy Jack?
sowry.
blarg i am ded
iznt taht how taht moovie ended?
oh now that’s sad.
I saw that movie abowt elebenty times in teh theater… and now I can’t remember.
i finkso it iz. (nebber seed teh moovie, tho, just red teh spoof in mad mazagine)
Deese are some ob de reesons I started lissnin to opera in 1977. Jazz wus the onliest otter vyabul opshun. I did however buy a “Death before Disco Shirt” at a Sprinsteen concert.
or mebbee a liddle AFI. anyfing by guyz wearin eyeliner shuld do
teh trik, ifinkso
*Yankz Hunney eerwurm owt uf left eer.
*pullz, tug, tug, pullz sum moar,
*and gitz Seesunz eerwurm owt uf rite eer.
*replaises dem wif…
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Deh ants go marching wun bai wun, hurrah, hurrah
Deh ants go marching wun bai wun, hurrah, hurrah
Deh ants go marching wun bai wun,
deh liddul wun stopz 2 suk himz thum
And dey awl go marching down 2 deh grownd
Tuu git owt uv deh rain, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
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:snerk:
♫♪”WE HAD JOY WE HAD FUN
WE HAD SEASONS IN THE SUN………
AN HONEYYYYYYY I MISS YOOOOOOOOOO”…………..♫♪
……..runs away………VERRYFAST!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, hay Goosey, did u see that I replied to ur message teh other day? Is teh project a go?
ohai lcb, just wanted to tell yoo, yor kittehs are pretty qwik wif teh handlin an shippin! lukin forwurd to my hunnerd-dollar twoel, espeshuly wif liam’s nibble-marks – a reel-life memento frum lcb’s liam!! (mebbe i keep it to sell on ebay wen yoo iz faymus online on-trop-an-eer!! )
(nibble-marks on teh plastik wrapper, if anywun wunders why lcb lets herz kittehz eet teh murchansidse)
more proof ob teh beech boyz offen-underappreshiyated jeenyus
Harumph! Now I am a Hot Cross Bunneh XXX
LOL! U has my burgers Tidmum!
*gigglol*
Dat wuz teh funneh, Tidmum!
Curses! U beet me to it!
*shakes fob wotch*
Stoopy thing is running slow.
So “borrow” anudder one…..
*putz watch back on befoar LCB getz enny ideeyuhz*
**putz watch in sayfe b4 LCB notices**
**putz chain & padlock arownd sayfe**
*chex hims $10 Timex – werx good*
*is nawt werf LCBs evvert*
*but it takes a likken – *
*Slurpitty slurp SSLURPP!*
*and keeps awn tikken*
question: does LCB sell watches?
Noe, she juss borroes dem an taeks dem owt into teh lite to lukk at dem.
AHaH!!! Whut goes arown ,cums arown LCB
I yoosed cheep no-life batrees BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA…….
Ill gotten gains an awl dat …………………..
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mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1935902
GRRRR. Stoopy Werd presst eetid teh propur Linky
Juss hafta copy an payste dis abuv one. Sowwee.
Fanky Leeza-b, nightshayde an lcb
LOL!!!! I lubs it.
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Hawt cross bunz
Hawt cross bunz
Wun a penni
2 a penni
Hawt cross bunz
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If yoo haz no dotters
Gibs dem to yur suns
Wun a penni
2 a penni
Hawt cross bunz
Fanky MelONyx an annipuss
A rabbit raced a turtle
You know the turtle won
And Mr Rabbit came in last
A little hot cross bun
Yur tu lait fur eester . weel hab tu putz yu in frezur til neks tiem. Furrines wil kepe yu warm enuf.
Heer in TTI, teh shops sell hawt cross buns awl yeer rownd. Wen Ai waz a kidlet dey waz ownlee soled awn Good Friday. Ai fink fings liek dat shud be kept az speshul seezunul fuds.
ai lub da hawtcrosbumz. we ownlee hab at Lent unles we baikz . ooh, datz a gud idih. but iz tu hawt tudai nd yeest iz problee ded.
FTW!!! Tidmum!!!
Camfyrs burnin! Camfyrs burnin!
Cawl teh fyrmens! Cawl teh fyrmens!
Wh00t!! Wh00t!!
fyrmens?
cawl the itteh bitteh bunneh committee stat!
dr tinycat halp?
Mai pore noze
Tiz onlee a floof woond…
python ref win
de wiskers – de exp, egsp – de goz floofy wen dey gitz neer de hawtz.
en de sniffler dunt werk sa wel no mor.
Dear Hints from Heloise….
What removes soot frum hair ????
(or frum hare)….
well ta git da hare frum de soot, uz taype.
or, just grab by teh eers and pull.
Ughh, I hates the smell ob burnin hare.
But duz u lub teh smell uv Napalm in teh mornin ?????
it smells ob Valkyri!
It smells of Norse goddesses ?????
Cood be, after dey been out ridin, mite come back a liddle acrid, or meybe been using the sauna but nawt jumpin in fjord afterwerds.
Or dey haz nawt washed teh smell uv battle offa demselves…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjhm-8kMtzg
Ahhh..teh classics!!!
Fanks,lindykat !
By the way,wuz u awn teh cheezfrenz site tawkin abowt an Ohio Cheezmeet ???
yeah, you nearby?
wii can tawk more on cheezfrenz…ifinkso wii can do somefing fer mooosigan cheezfrenz to
Ai iz 3 hrs (or less) from Cleveland.
oboyoboyoboyoboy! Dis be berry kewl!
I STILL sayz dat brunhilde’s horse in dis linkee be looking like Petunia!
dey relayted, Phat Cat, ifinkso.
wun ob my all-time favrits!! fank yoo!
ai just lubs Bugs
bugs bunny in drag haz alwayz been wun ob my favrites
Welsh Rarebit?
don’t means to butt my noes in…close to nawt sekind dis times!
Yep, ur gettin warmer
Jus liek teh bunneh’s noez.
keep tryin… i’ve bin commintin heer since… dunno, last yeer sumtime, nebber had a nawt-sekond (or eben a ty!) so isn’t eezy – don’t gib up!!
Oh mr bunneh…sniffin fiah iz HOT!!
♪♫ I believe you can’t appreciate real love until you’ve been burned ♪♫
it’s obskyur, but dis lien haz been stucked in my hed wif dis lol
De bun is kawnsultin himz lolyers. De fyrscreen did nawt do de jawb.
then lissen 2 teh cracklin flames cat sez…
so relaxin he sez…
hmmph, i disapprovez!
cue care-troll in 3,2,…
Due nawt under ennee sirkumstanses let fiyre play wif ur petz. Just luk at dat pore fiyre! it iz neerlee owt!!! I hope sumwun takingz care uv deh fyre and feedingz it soon. I iz not a vet tek, but I noez a sik fiyer wen I seez wun. Dat bunneh shud not hav ben lowd 2 gitting soo klose, himz bref awlmost blowinged deh fiyre owt!!!!!
STN!
We alwayz knu dat da care trolls be full of hot hare.
ai em aslo awn pu troll tudai so yu wach wut yu sez.
But mai propur shuz haz nawt cum bak frum kawblur yet. wil hab tu se abowt dat.
Sew glad ai did nawt haz a mowf full uv tea wen ai reeded dat!!!
Ai hadded a mouf ful uv red whyne…
Hoap yu dint rune yur gud wite shurt wif splosib snurt:lol: ai hab tu dy a bran nu kasmeer sweddur frum pimk tu wine kulur. Wy iz darkur sum plaisez? oh, iz da wai da lite shinez. shur.
NO!NO! bunneh! Dun listen – he in league wid basement kitteh!
maybeh bunneh be helpin kitteh lick teh residoo frum wahn ahf de lass capshuns. Aifinkso!!
HAHAHA
Nice nose! :p
Bunneh saiz: “Kitteh! Dat fire smellz like toona”
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“What? Dis?”
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“Izza birfmark.”
Bunneh waz tolled dere waz popcorms in dere!
Nawt sayin’ whose iz tolled hims.
::: eyes kitteh wif suzpishuns an suffs :::
Luuks liek teh bunneh’s eers gotted singeded tuu;
Iyf weez wipez aowf hims noase adn eers wif sume bebbeh oiyul, adn tehn wrappez thems iyn sume sawft flannel, hims mite feal beddure;
Az tuu hims hurted fealyngs, wel: kitteh haz sume sereeous pologyzing tuu duu;
(Adn synce kittehs rarelee pologyze, tihs mite bees a problem!!!)
lawl, tahts 2 cyewt
poar bunneh, de kitteh be snerkin sew hard himz hadda turn awai frum de camra
*sum bunnehs gonna pai fer dis owtrage!*
teh fire, it had a hawt flavr
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!! :3:3:3
cute
Comphy towels
That’s like a total clone of my own rabbit! O_O