Otterlee
Otterlee Adorabul
picture: http://mainichi.jp/select/wadai/graph/animal/index. lol caption: nightshayde
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oooo ware’s my CHRG!!!!!!
luks around
oh noes i borked my old wuns and my round tuit got stoled so i nebber gotta neew wun…
KAHSPLORT!!!
watta mess…
*sitz wif dazed luk on phase*
[i provide teh strate line...joke arribing in 3,2,...]
I thot teh phase wuz on stun!
sheez dazed, Jim.
we need a contanemint feeld here, ifinkso!
and sum anti-DID medisin.
Here. Have some of mine…
Or mine…
oh noez!! nawt da DID agayn!! it spoiled mah nawt sekund in da previous lol!!
mus not look…. must help sweetpea…
*sweepsweepsweep, scoopity scoopity patpatpatpatpat*
whew, done before deh CCC got heer
wunt sum chokklit? blankie? *waits* ahh, no response, *wraps oop in teh super blankie and gives picher of hot chokklit*
*puts on super CHRG* there are yu feeling bette… *SPLOOORRT*
uh oh. dis is wy teh flight attendunt always say ‘plese to be afixin yor own maks befor attemptin to afix yor childs or to help otters’
oh noez!!
*callz da CCC and scoopity scoopity scoopity scoopity scoop teh brayns*
*puts dem bak in hed and duckie tapes teh hed up!*
*puts a CHRG on sairys hed and gibs him a cozy blanky, sum hawt choklitt and a snorglish kitteh to play wiff*
here u go!!
ur splort remained unattended fur a while, sowwy…
O deer, Ai’m nawt shore haow to yooz teh multi splort CCC
Less see. Braynes need sepratin and puttin into rite hedds
Noo eggstra strawng CHRGs fur eech bictim wiv ducky taep
Baving caps. Hawt chokklit awl round an flooffy blankies.
Leed dem 2 teh recubbery lownj.
Der, Hoep I gotted it rite….
*has sudden urj to lite zippo*
wot’s up wif dat?
Cross-brain contamination, I imagine…
dat cant be gud
i knew sweetpea waz only ebil enuff to open teh trap door but nawt teh zippo!!
RUN!!
tendrilz o doom wif b0rg enhansmint chase hashim at warp speed…
Don’t forget your dongle!
i finkso i saw Fyumi playing wif it.
oh noes!!
*hurrys and gets on teh pegasus kitteh and flys a bit faster dan teh tendrils*
ok… if i believe in mah self… oh forget taht incantation, I NEED A SWORD!!
*a sword, black colour wiff chain hanging frum hilt haz appeared in mah arms*
naw, i can teleport!
*swoosh*
luk behind u, u stinkin tendrils
*wave attack, also known as getsuga tenshou*
HYAA!!!
*BOOM!!1!*
*beepbeepbeepbeepbeep*
A state of emergunsea has bin deklared in teh Gentlee Region o ICHC
you are advised to stay clear o teh areeyah so merjunsea beehikuls can hep teh surbibors.
Use caution as the surrowndinks may be slippereez frum awl teh bwaynes sqkwishings.
*beepbeepbeepbeepbeep*
The staet o emurjnsea haz been enlarjd frum the Gentlee nay bore hood to teh Ninth Lives Ward airy yah o ICHC. Skwishisheeness has o’er topped the levvees.
and nao a werd frum our sponsors, the Ty Book Eeck
♫myusik jingul in teh bakground ♫
…Drooooooooove my chevee to da lebee but teh lebee twernt dry
and good ole boyz dwinkin wiskee adn rye singin
bye, bye duz we have a big Ty?…
I smell pi!!
here, has sum food dat’s Thai…
Why?
You cud at least try!
*sigh*
OK. I’ll be a nice guy…
ohhhs, yoo gonna goes by by?
oh, maus is teh nice, dough his humor is sumtime (d)rye.
not tew menshun the dubbul ontondruz be sly
Anybody want a peanut?
a non sekwitur, aye?
pwincess bride
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP5-qJSzDUg
Apparent-lye…
snerts-is funnee, don’t no why
*twips on twedmill*
*klonk*
donut wrury, i no cry.
(unless it gets me sum shwimp nearby)
Here’s some shrimp, and a martoo-nye
nofair!
*spins off tredmill*
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
*Catches MaryO, so that she won’t fly*
golly, i nebber new you wuz so spry!
I guess it comes from eating all that ham on rye
Or eating my spinach like Popeye
when i see “ham” i think of maus- i dunno why…
LOL!!! An moar LOLLS!!
Taht wuz az gud (awlmost, eneway) az teh Grate Teho/KickahaOta Haiku-off!
Oar teh resent “snurt and run” thred!
********* ****** ***** ***** ****** *** *** ***** ****
*whyte floofee paw clappng wif enthusasm!”
Ai laffed so hard yoo maed me cry!!
*grasefull curtseey to DameJanet*
howz yr mom?
omgomgomg i love oters every time i show whiskey me cat piccies of tem she purrs
sorry to be a goofball, I have been looking at lolcats for a while, but never have replied. just can’t help it now though… what is a CHRG?
*cricket confused*
Ah Heck!
*SPPPLLLOOORRRTTTT!!!!!*
*Little paws waving weakly*
A little help here?
Blaaarrrgh……
*Klonk*
*uses on hand litty scoop to pick up the enormouse amount of brains*
*but this does not work tew well*
*finds kibble scooper tew pick up strained brains*
*replaces in maus hed with kibbles mixed in*
*uses stapler to close up maus head*
*knocks on wood*
yoo okay?
oooh. stapler. nice touch!! Mus member dat one.
there, there lil mausiee. dis will mek you feel awwwwwwl betta!
*shprayz seltzer all Over teh maus.
Curiously refreshing…
*offers $100 towel*
here, dry ur whiskerz, ok?
Ohai Maus did Ai miss u wiv teh multi reskew?
Sweep up teh mausie braynez
pour dem bakk in hims hedd
Fasten awn CHRG wiv ducky taep
Add a bavin cap.
Hawt Chokklit oar chokklit martoonie?
Haz a soft blanket an rest awhile.
I typed too slow!! Double heeling for Maus?
Ai fink trippul 2w2b2st halped 2!
Um … wha’doIdo?
*luks round helplsly*
*scrayps at brayns on walls, flor, ceilin*
Wow Maus, yu shor has a LOTTA brayns …
*patpatpat bak into teh brainpan*
*snaps CHRG(wdo) into place*
*librul applicayshun ob duck tape (kwak!! SHHHH, KWIET YU!!)*
*hands choklit martooni an manly floofy blankie*
*tuk tuk ob blankie*
Dere.
Feel better Maus?
*pats hand*
*rubs hans in ebil glee*
Not so immune afta awl, Maus?
hehehehehe
welcom to teh dark side. Yor cookies shall be delibered shortly …
*Weakly*
You guys keep getting us mixed up. Ebil Maus is the one immune to cute.
Aaaah!!
Ob corse. *rayses eybrow*
(the wite is nurse’s yuniform, just for now)
cookies? i fink not!
this is serius splortashun.
the only thing for it is…
Scotch.
*pulls owt a glass and gives to Maus*
Now drink ALL of that, k?
Well… OK!
*Sudden urge to tell a nurse joke*
Hey TBiW! If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
*taps thermometer into gloved hand*
Um… that’s an ORAL thermometer, right?
Depends…
*smiles reasshuringlee*
I’m feeling MUCH better now. Well… gotta go! TTFN!
*Disappears into The Maus Hole*
*powt*
*britens*
He’ll be bak.
I has teh key to teh scotch cabinet.
Nurse Leeza, a tall blonde in white, had wanted to make a note in Mauses chart but her pen wuz missing and there was a fermometer there instead.
“dang, she finks, sum azzhol has muh pen”
oof, fink i hurted myslef frum teh laffin
owch
Wut’s teh diffrense ‘tween an orel thermometer and a rektal thermometer?
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Teh tayste
snerk
Yes ob corse. Scotch. Brilliant ideer.
*whispers* Maus. I don’ trust her. Iffn I wer yu I wud be usin yor innernashnl man ob mystry an sciensy skills an … um … doin somefing … um … mysteeryus an … sciensy … or not.
Sawa… I fink u has Maus confuzzled wif someone else.
Maus is not teh sciensy type.
At leest I has never seen a… manifestashun of that.
He’s more teh broadway show type.
Or teh 3 Stooges type.
Depending on when u catch him.
Now. Stick owt ur tung.
Um. It’z okay. Fanks but no fanks. I yam fine. Reely.
*sidles for teh dor*
so… about da cookies… can we share??
u know, its a gud habt
*hans ober cookies*
Here ya go Hashim. I know yu is well an truly on teh dark syde!!
fanks *nomnomnom* sawa for *nomnomnom* teh cookie!! *nomnomnom*
Wut otter ai do?
Ai fink we’d bedder man teh CCC (oar woman it)
O noze! Sumwun otter tell Dr. Tinycat to stand bye!!
*Splort*
oh noez!!
*calls CCC to scoopity scoopity da brayns adn putz dem bak in*
*ducky tape and sum moar ducky tape*
*puts a CHRG on bf’s hed adn gibz her a cozy blanky and hawt choklitt*
hopez u feelz better!!
whew, tanks Hashim!
*sip, sip, snuggle cozy blanky* Aye fink aye’ll bee otay.
Hay, meh kittehs stole de wippy creem offa meh hawt choklitt!
oh… here haz sum moar!! *puts wippee creem on bf’s mug and sum for himz kitteh
on da plate*
noaw boff of u enjoi!!
SPLORT! My branes are in otter space!
*sends Bob to find LCB brains*
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/30/funny-pictures-you-ready-bob
*wonders if he can find otter space in all the dark matta*
Godspeed, Brave Bob!
Bob (repeats?): iz this yoorz??
http://www.artofperception.com/space-brain.jpg
Well, u know, I never thinked about it before, but I don’t knoes whut my branes actually look like.
But just in case… yes, yes that’s mines.
stellar job Bob weld done, takan R&R til teh next
auntie-grabbity-owta-atmos-pierre-rick-splort
can be diffikult to find de grey matter amonst the dark matter.
i lefted taht upta Bob, the space-brain looked qwite
atomically powered adn alien tew mii, butter LCB shud
nose her brane on sight, sew wii shellsea whut cide
effects, eefany, manitee feast
uh oh. dat be a real problum lcb. Do teh CCC do retreeval from otter space?
oh my!
*calls da KKK(Kyoot Karrier Kopter) which fetches LCB’s brayns*
*cleanz dem up adn pours in da missing brayn fluid*
*ducky tape ducky tape dem bak in hed*
*puts a CHRG on LCB’s hed adn gibz her a cup of hawt choklitt and a cozy blanky*
dere, u should be better soon!!
*Brings in the ECC*
Sorry LCB. I guess no one noticed you…
*RummageRummageRummage*
Let’s see…
Scoop up brains…
Place in head…
Put on a EHRG(wedoi)…
Duck Tape…
Blanket…
Hot Orangelet…
There! How od you feel?
hey, i had her healed 3 minutes ago ebil maus
SPLORT
um…Hashim? help?
Ohai depanferkitteh!!
halp iz on da way!!
*weeeeeeehooooooooo weeeeeeehoooooooooo!!!*
*da CCC cums in and scoopity scoopity teh brayns*
*cleans dem up adn puts dem bak in hed*
*duckie tape duckie tape and puts a CHRG on dapanferkitteh hed*
*gibs dapanferkitteh a mug of hawt choklitt and a cozy blanky*
u should be better soon!!
would u like anyfing else??
o yes!! here u go, a snorglish kitteh!!
An Ai did a multi reskew 25 minits ago.
sumtimez wen yr Ebil you fayle to notiss teh gud stuffs around, eh?
Sometimes when you’re Ebil, it slows down your typing…
ebilness haz its gud and bad fings…
Hay guise? If u is finished arguing over who reskewed me, could somebuddy gets me a medicinal martoonie? kthxreskewmefromtehreskewers
oh… sowwy… here, haz a medical martoonie! *hands LCB a bukkit full of medical martoonies*
Thx. Are there any medicinal cookies around?
Mabye we could order some medicinal pizza?
we can haz boff!!
*runs off to ty booteek*
*cumz bak wiff a big shopper bag in hand*
taadaa!!
herez da medicashun pizza and dese are teh cookies!!
enjoy!!
Hashim!! U haz ben soooo bizzy resQing peepz frum deh splortz on dis pitcher. I gibz u a nise softee otter blankee and matching pillow so u kin resting..
fanks cweenmj!!
iz gonna snooze in 5 minutes naow, den i’ll use teh lubly blanky!!
fanks agayn!!
kthxnom!
Hmmm… are there by chance any medicinal hot fudge sundaes around?
Hmmm. Hot fudge martoonies? Medicinal, of course.
Oh Hashim, yew are teh hero tewday!!1!!
ai finkso teh Urdu werd fur aaj shud be COOKIE
Ohai awl!!
fanks fur making meh teh hero today!!
i really appreciate it!!
Ohai Jamamakitty!!
so… teh word cookie…hmmm… well, akshullee, i call a cookie a cookie
or a biscuit… any other word perhaps… sowwy
my Urdu, let me show u it!!
hmmm… sowwy, i haz to go to sleep naow…
if u haz any obber word fur translation, u can messij meh throught teh new feechur!!
kthxizgoingtosnoozebai!!1
*zzzZZZZzzZZZzzz*
pats Hashim on teh top ob himz widdel hed..
sweet dreems tew yew an Simbah!!
ohai guiez! Medicinul hawt fuge sundae cummin rite up.
*Hands to LCB*
yoo gonna eet it or ware it?
Yes! Nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
*re skewers LCB wif poynty endz*
hi pitch skweeeeeel ensoooos…
*flops over on side and bunny-kicks sweetpea wif a pretend ferociousness*
*faek hissy fit*
*Pounces at LCB*
*knocks over bag o loot*
Hey, dere’s my round tuit!
*grabby paws knocks it under teh refrigermerator*
Careful, sweetpea. Someone sed that these, ahem, “psuedo-furry-fetish martial arts attacks” are “extremely lame” and that we must re-examine teh course our lives are taking.
*LCB and sweetpea stop play-fighting and regard each other soberly*
*beat*
*LCB and sweetbea burst out laffing. They laff and laff then wipe tears of laffter away and continue expressing themselves in their chosen manner, havening fun but doing a slow, sad hed shake over those who have NO idea whut we are really like*
i lol taht u dint miss a *beat*
An I fink maus is drinkin teh scotch…
an splortashus
itteh bitteh otter kommittee? wall…nawt sew itteh bitteh, akshully.
Maaaaam! Make them stop!
Oh for kyoot!
Absolootly splortashus liddle critterz! evethemulticatmom, R U frum Eutaw? I nebber herd “o fer kyoot!” N E playce else… jus kyuryus… kthxbai!
No, dat’s a Minnesota thing! Awl mai cuzzins say it! Ai wuz born dere but groo up in California. But ai still haz lots uv fambly in Minnesota and am goin bak dere in two weeks.
Aha! ai bet itz a skandihoovian thang, lots uf peeps from dere emmigrated 2 Eutaw also. I M orijinly frum California, nevver bin to Minisoda, but ai bet iz pritty an green (xsept when itz wite, uf kors!)
Mebbe itz a skandihoovian thang, but mai cuzzins r awl German (well, teh half ai shaer wit dem). Mai otter haf (dad’s sied) is skandihoovian! Ware in California wur u frum? Ai iz neer Berkeley.
Oh, and in Eutaw, ai haz a frend hooz fambly owns dis lodge.
http://www.redriverranch.com/
She and her huzbin run it. U eber been down dat way?
Ooh, tanks for da linx, dat ranch iz byutimus! I nebber bin down tu that xact part, jus Moab, and nawt for a long tiem. I M from Sanda Rowsa, not far frum Berkelly. I lubs NorCal. Roling goldin hills… Sigh…
Ai uzd to hav boifrend frum Rohnert Park. Ai growed up in Sacramento area, but been in teh Bay Area for many yeers naow. NorCal beets SoCal any day!
etmcm–hay ai rezembl dat reem ark!! JK, Ai wuz borned in San Jose adn libbed der fur ahmost 20 yeers, nao ai lib in SoCal (Simi Valley).
Ai wuz jus talkin geografically. Ai tink itz moar seenik up heer. Ai liek SoCal, but tink itz reely byootiful arownd teh bay and teh Sierras.
Well, ai gotz to agrie wif eve TMCM –NorCal is akshully got moar prittier placiz, but SoCal got the bestest beechiz!! U kin akshully swim down dere, iz coald n rokky up norf.
brudders by an otter mother
*** snerk ***
Gud one !!
1der where is nightshayde? this is her LOL !!
It IZ !!!!!
Yay,nightshayde !!!!
She otter be heer
@@@@@@!
Yesh,dere otter be a law abowt seein yer own LOL….
oh, i jus’ noticed dis LOL waz frum nightshayde!
no wonder so much kyoot!!
congratshulayshuns on ur otterly appropo capshun, dear nite shayde.
(many cheez peepz here 2 offer kudos- where B u?)
yay foar nightshayde!
Ai iz heer nao! Ai duzzint get to werk yoozhullee fur teh 6am ICHC tiem lol. Ai logged in just befoar teh 9am ICHC tiem lol & seed mah lolotter. Ai iz sew bery bery happitayl!!!
*donkee bounces onto teh seen wiff big happee eyes*
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{nightshayde!!!}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Konkratz on da nawt sekund,dauble macrame. or doz it haz nother naem?
Ai fink macrame serbs fer awl ober trippul tyez wud get 2 komplikaytid uvverwyze!
end wii uan tu kipit simbul, raight?
Tehse liddel guise bees jes otter tihs wurld;
Tehre otter bees a law gainst suches kyuootniss!
Awlsoe eech wun iys sweeture tahn teh otter!
Yuu kan nawt ebben teyll wun frum anotter!
Thems duu nawt cum enneey moar splortashus tahn tihs, otter tahn bebbeh kittehs! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Hay guis? Ahm nawt yer pillo, kay? Go sleep inna otter room.
Otter… da otter otter wite meet!
*burfday fairy finking reel hard abowt dentist appoynmint in 45 minutes to keep form splortin long enuff to do hur burfday fing*
HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurs an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! an wut better treet today tahn OTTER POPS!! i gots teh frozed wuns if yoo likes tehm frozed, an nawt-frozed if yoo likes to slurp teh otter-pop joose riet owt ob teh plastik toob!! in ebree flavr, all teh frooty an kandee flavrs (incloodin chonklit), an eben shampayne an choklit martoonie flavrs!! or fine skottish wiskee flavrs!! anyfing yoo like!!
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(still kant make konfettiz az purty az cweenmj’s cweenfetti, mus keep tryin to imporve my konfetti skillz)
Best uv lukk wiv teh dentist!
pleh.
hates it wen yore in teh dentist chayr wif fingers an poynty fings in yor mouf an a song coms on teh offise radio taht maykes yoo want to run skreemin frum teh room an put yor eerdrums owt wif hot pokers. had to fink reel hard abowt kyoot liddl otter bebbehs to keep frum splodin.
I honesly thort I wuz immune to teh kyoot but my furst reacshun on seein dis pic was ‘AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW dey is SOOOOOOO KYOOT!!!’
Clowsly followd by …
*want*
*want*
*want*
*want*
must haz an otter? Buht bewair! wun may leed to anotter! :d
Ai shud be ded frum teh kyoot,but awl ai can think abowt iz teh episode uv “South Park” where Cartman froze himself and ended up in teh fyuture,and otters were declaring war on sumbudde….
Sorree…goin awn & awn…
Prayz Sience!
Gotta go get me a Crank Crank Time Phone…..
Tiny little ears!! The white spot on the otter’s head!! This is dangerously cute.
dey luks sew wahrm nd floofy nd full of deh kyootness. Plz 2 keeps wahn?!?
noh, nawt dat wahn…teh otter wahn. kthnx.
butt dats de wun aye wanted
iz okay…doughnut crai. Day r awll sew steenkin kyoot, Ai can haz an otter wahn.
Dis wuz supozed 2 bee fur BF473. sowry. ai iz new aht dis.
itz fixed sew nebbermaind.
welcomez 2 de wurld ob weirdpress, itz wais r a mystry 2 uz awl.
U rite, deres plentie 2 go round, aye takez dat otter wun.
U haz juss been inisheeayted in2 teh weerd wurld uv WP! Sumtiems ur commint staiz at teh bottum uv teh fred til sumwun refroshis.
Thnx!! Ai has kueshuns and confooshuns, but ai tink ai am gettin it….slowlee.
icanhascheezburger, you are losing your way. boo. boo on this. it’s not even a lolcat or lolanything. it’s just something some 12 year old girl would have on her myspace. tut tut.
an boo hoo tu yoo, an hoo r yoo callin a 12 year owl gurl? an fur dat maddur, wats rong wiv bein a 12 year old gurl? all ages are welcome in cheezland. deze otter-bebbehs r kyuuut! STN!
nad such a gud frend, nightshadye maded dis lol!!
if u dun liek it, fine, no need to announce!
Look at the top of the page top left under the ICHC logo. It says lolcats and funny pictures. OK, this isn’t hilariously funny, but it is cute and has given many people a lot of fun and pleasure. Perhaps a lot that appeal to you don’t please other people – we are all individuals entitled to our own opinions. Most of us accept that.
♪♪♪ Aye wuz ‘trollin thru de park wun dai..♪♪♪.
lol damn, he be trollin, i be hatin…
Ai wuz lollin at bf473, nawt teh troll
:snurt:
♫♫♫♫ Trollin’, trollin’, trollin’!! Keep dem Lolcatz trollin’!!
the “lol” is in the caption… not in the picture, per se. you see, the caption is a pun. and according to dictionary.com, a pun is defined as:
–noun
1. the humorous use of a word or phrase so as to emphasize or suggest its different meanings or applications, or the use of words that are alike or nearly alike in sound but different in meaning; a play on words.
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a play on words? and otters lover to play! that’s double the pun, double the fun, double teh kyooootnis!!!!! zOMG !!!!1!!!
STN
hmmm.. tiem i said teh stoopy qweshun… sowwy annipuss but wats FTW and STN??
a lot of peeps say dat!
FTW is For The Win and STN is So There Nyer (STN is a schoolchilds jeer)
ohhh… fanks annipuss!!
cany believe i didnt know dis stuff… pleh…
Here’s a illustration:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1574413
fanks LCB!!
Ohi hashim,
FTW meanz “For teh Win” Like u winz elebendy burgurz.
STN meanz “So there, Nyah!”
Oh, my redumndanzy lemme sho u it.
I haz an embarasst
its fine!!
no needz to be embarassed!!
Not necessary to has an embarrassed. Is always nice to help a cheezfren!
No, iz nawt nessesari 2 hab an embareass if u wearz teh pantease.
And here’s where STN came into being:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/17/funny-pictures-ur-doin-it-rong/#comment-382074
u r jus jellos ahf teh kyootness.
*wonders why it is that brett knows so much about 12-year-old girls’ myspace pages*
Iz himz a pedlolfile????
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sry. i shunta gone dere. LCB ledded mii astray.
No, u went eggacktly where I was thinkin.
Either that or he’s a child himself, lacking in the maturity of our Hashim.
u knoe, sumtimez i feel a liddle gilty dat we comes down on teh trolls so hard, but den i finks… cheezland is owr speshiul plaice an we has teh rite tu defends it – inna typikul kitteh fashion – wiv teh pointee ends pffffttt hisssss mrowwrrrr!!!
Ur rite, Africat!
*runs up to brett, smacks him upside teh hed wif a floofy paw wif pointy ends extended a lil bit*
*flops over on side and bunny-kicks brett wif a ferociousness*
oooohhh!!! teh ferociousness!!!!!! hoo noo?
leddat b a lessun tu y’all, nevur p-off teh lcb!!!
You all need to seriously address the direction your lives have taken, when someone criticizing a lolcat incites you to declare them a pedophile and then enact some seriously lame “asterisks mean I’m doing this stuff not just typing them lol!” psuedo-furry-fetish martial arts attacks.
You maded me laff owtlowd wif taht vizhual, lcb!!!
Um, LCB, der are seberel ob us lacking the maturity of Hashim
Am NOT, am NOT, am NOT!
*pouts*
r tew, r tew, r tew! Mooooom!!
LCB is handing owt feral stray kittehs? or are they on kthxbuy??
I wouldn’t sell kittehs! Although u gived me teh idear of having links on kthxbuy to my favorite shelter and mabye to a petfinder site.
i know of one of the most mazing kitteh toyz ever made
that u may wantew offa
Is it a crumpled-up piece of papers?
OMG yoo have those?? i haff bean lukking everware!!! wantwantwant
Srsly, if u has a srs suggestion, plz to write to me at my name at gmail dot com. If I use ur idea, I will send u a hole bag fulla crumpled up pieces of papers!
Kard bord bawkz?
Papurr bag?
borkt pen?
Yur kittehs wayt til de pen be borked? Mai kittehs steel de wuns dat still werks adn borks dem for me.
Soooo….den it b borkt pen, rite??
Adn den dey don’t plai wif it nemohr.
pees uv string?
*shhhh whispas look*
http://www.petco.com/product/105394/PETCO-Feline-Flyer.aspx
*bets lynx won werk*
hmph….saw name “feline flyer”…… thawt…… oooo…. launches kitteez…. wut funz……. tehn lukked….. toy on string…… dis not make kitteez fly….
no but the feathaz flutta likes a real birdie and kittehs go all feral
Foyl Pen?
OMCC,
dis spozed 2 b foyl ball!!
…and teh ball rolls just foyl so with the count still full Sluggo steps back into the batters box wiff 2 owt inna ninef and the tying run on fird and the winnin run awn sekkund. Aaaaannd into the stretch, heeer cums the pich…
LCB’s toes?
(My Liam lubs to play wif them anyways)
link above srsly every client i get one for tells me their kittehs lovelovelove it even gets couch cats tew play jesta thot to spread the joy
I will look into this! Thx!
gud qweshun
*wonders if hiz name is REELY brett*
*wonders if I should has a second bukket of medicinal martoonies*
*decides that I should*
Moar medicinal martoonies, plz!
♪♫♪
*wistles to teh crane operatur*
*hoo lowes teh second bukkit of martoonies down*
Wud u like a shwimp wif dat?
*Pulls up an old-fashioned steam fire truck*
Oh hai, LCB! I has fillded teh tank wif teh medisinal martoonies. Yoo can yoose teh hoze to drinks iffin yoo wants…
Thx Petunia!
I mite need halp holdin teh hose. Would there be… anyone available to hold it for me?
*pushes cheezfrenz outta teh way when they come to halp*
Someone in uniform, mayhaps?
maybe i canz holdz teh hose for u??
Um, thx, Hashim, but, er, I think Simba was looking for u. U better goes to see whut he wants.
hmmm.. ok! *luks behind sel…*
*HEDBONK!!1!*
*HEDBONK#2!!1!*
oh… so thats wat he wanted… *collapse*
I libs wiffin site uv a fyrhaus, LCB. Yoo want I shud ask fur sum halp?
*knocks on MelONyx’ dore*
Ohai LCB!
Yoo got to Kansas speedy-kwik. Heer, come into de libbing rum. Er, room.
See owt de bak windows? Oh, luk!
Wayv at de guize headin owt!
*Waves at MelONyx from teh firetruck*
Obai LCB! Hazza gud tym!
.
Srsly. They turns the truck arownd in the cul-de-sac across from mai haus. Ebbri tym I see de truck I fink of yoo, LCB. I wuz drivin hoem wun day adn dey were cleenin de truck adn rollin dese ginormous hoses…
Dey were finished b4 I cud get to mai haus adn thot to tayk pikshurs for yoo. Mebbe sumday.
Whutever u paid for ur house, it was worth it.
How about someone… um… out of unform?
Poor YNG. LCB didn’t take you up on your offer. Here, you better come home with me.
U can has him, 4.5K. I gots a ride wif MelONynx’ firemans naybors!
Wheeee!!!!!!!
sry. gawt losted reedin teh fred.
*mixies moar medicinal martoonies*
Heer LCB. Ennybuddy else got teh hurts, aches, pleh?
tut tut wut?
I go to fix my lunch and a troll is heer?
u can’t tern ur back on ICHC for a minnit!
*snerks at tut tut*
*enter Fyumi
*sniffs at brett*
pew, needs sum Scentz 0 Humor
*spritzspritzspritz*
FyumiGator fyumigates areeyah.
Wowsers!!!!!111!!!! Ai hazn’t seen Fyumi iyn suches a rlly laung tiem!!!
(Ai fink hers hadded a bebbeh bowt Easter-tiem);
Nuffin, butt nuffin, bees az effektibb gainst trolls liek Fyumi, Ai finksoe!!
Weez gunna hasta tuu keap her awn caull, cuz ov awl teh trolling rownd heer laytelee!!
Hey! Datz mah lol yer besmirchin!!!
Teh kyoot duz nawt adheer to enny age limmitz. 
An fur the rekurd, ai haz nawt bin 12 yeerz old fur a bery lawng tiem, an ai donut haz a myspace paij.
…
*smitez teh unbeleever* :wicked:
BTW, Congradumalashuns awn yuur LOL; wut an akkohmplyshmint!!!!
Soe happee wun ov teh CheezFrends maded iyt!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Go nightshayde! Smite away! And elebenty congratulations fur ur lol!!!!!
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!
*gets behind 4point and cheers^
Smite! Smite!
tut tut?
*falls to the floor laughing hysterically*
dang, nao you started me laffin again!!
*falls over donkey laffin my self sillee at teh “tut tut”*
♫♪ U otter b in pitcherz, ur wunnerful tuu sea
♫♪ U otter b in pitcherz, O wut a hit u wud b
♫♪ Ur face wud thrill a nashun, ur face wud b adored
♫♪ Ud make a grate sensashun, wif wellth adn fame, ur reward.
*clappity clappity wiff floofy paws*
bwavo bwavo!!
10 points fur cweenmj!!
Ohai cweenmj! wat font is dat music nowt in onna character map? aye onlee findz de single nowt butt admizt aye lackin de payshuns 2 lud at alla de fonts.
de dubble nowt aye meantz 2 sai. Kaithxbai!
in mai pooter it b in deh character map in deh Arial font adn it sez it b deh
U kin copy adn pasting it frum mai commint and den saving it in a werdprocessing program if u wantz 2 keeping it ferever’n'ever. 
U+266B: Beamed Eighth Notes if dat b ennee hep.
tank u, u sew gud 2 meh!
Hay, aye liek dis wun, itz luks liek a butt!
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aye gibs dis wun 2 brett de troll, triple hinder wave! ѠѠѠ
I gives a 21-bun saloot!
ѠѠѠѠѠѠѠѠѠѠѠѠѠѠѠѠѠѠѠѠѠ
Dis has cawsed me to wunder, I fink of buns as a pair, two separt8 but paired buns, one left and one rite buttock. So would a 21 bun salute require 11.5 of bun characters? Should I consult a medical perfesional?
I thinked teh same thing but I didn’t knoes how to split one of them.
I figured no one would be nit-picky enuff to point it out in front of everybuddy if I just did 21 of them. Guess I was rong.
sawy, tried fer funneh and fell short landin on nit pickey. Now I gotta lotta little nitty to pick out muh bunz.
*hands Judson teeny-tiny tweezers and a meeror*
fangs, whaada I owe ya, the usual 25 cents a tweeze? Kay.
Plink – ouch
Plunk – ooch
pluck – yeowee
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dunnot worri judson, ahm nawt a doktor butt aye plai wun on telebision
U should get off teh television. Whut if u fall off and land on ur hand-hook?
i wuld consult a medikal profeshunal. or possibly a vet tech. or maybe a arobiks instruktor. an definitly a legol porfeshunal. jus to cober yor Ѡ.
Oar jus duz awl at wunse an talk to a troll.
Thank you ICHC!!!11! You made me smile… I didn’t think that was
possible today but you did it, special thanks to bluesfan for the TKW
(triple kiester wave) thats what did it *my high comedy standards let
me show you them*
I have the sad because I had to send my oldest boy (kitteh) over the
bridge this morning… we were together for 19 years and he’s been
ill but it doesn’t make it any easier.
THANK YOU CHEEZFRENS!!!!!!11!! you are special
iz so sowwy krelm for ur loss…
be assured, ur kitteh wont be alone, he’ll met mah kittehs too!!
So sorry about ur loss, krelm. Is never easy to do that.
My brother writed me last night to say that he losted his dilute calico, Sophie, yesterday. She had been with him nearly as long as ur boy was wif u.
{{{{{Krelm}}}}}
So sorry for your loss.
I’m glad you got a smile today, though.
{{{{{boikitteh}}}}}
thanx to all BTW his name was Clive… many smiles many stories
to tell. for another time.
So sowry abowt Clive, Krelm.
We is heer to tell teh stories to when u is reddy.
{{{{{Krelm}}}}}
Soe Sorree, Krelm, foar yuur loss;
luusing suches cloase furry frends iys alwaiys soe verree sad;
Butt soe menny ov teh CheezFrends haz hadded teh saime xperience, taht thems kan feal soe sympahfetik tohward yuu….
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
{{krelm and Clive}} Clive is a gr8 naym fur a kitteh!
So sawree abowt yor loss; is hart-braykin to let them go. I sends mah beeg orinj boi Gremlin to meet heem at teh brij.
I givs yoo a little linky to a sawng I reely lyke, Storms Never Last, by Waylon an Jessi.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2eSOroUt_8
“Storms never last do they baby
Bad times all pass with the wind
Your hand in mine stills the thunder
And you make the sun want to shine.”
These verreh sad dayz, lyke a thunderstorm, will pass. I offers yoo mah paw whyl teh thunder rolls.
So sorry tu heer teh bad newz. {{{{krelm}}}}
{{{{krelm}}}}}
Ai am so srry for yoor loss. Yoo gave boy kitteh lubbin home fer lawng lawng, tiem. He lubbed yoo fer all yoo did.
{{{{{{krelm & Clive}}}}}} sorry for your heartache
you are special – not many kittehs are blessed with
19 years of a loving/ safe “forever” home, peace
awww krelm aye amma sew sorree fer yer lozz of Clive. Iz sew hard 2 looze hour furry compaynions. Butt he iz in de meadow naow wif alla de kittehs & goggies & otter frendz wii hab lost, he cahn run & plai & chaise budderfliez.
thank you… i had no ideeya how mush deez commints cud help, it’s a sooprize, a plesent one
{{{{{krelm}}}}} i am sorry for yor sad. taht is gud long tiem yor boy had wif yoo, an i’m shur it wuz happy yeerz. now him iz free frum himz bein sik an old an iz playin happily in teh meddow ober teh brij an wen teh day comes will greet yoo tehre wif much happines an snorgles.
{{{krelm}}} {{clive}}
It b berry hard desizun 2 make. But it b wun dat iz
made owt uv luv 4 ower bestest frenz.
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i giv u deze werdz frum mai deer fren
JanetHooNoezEbreefing:
.
“Over by the Hed Splort Recovery Ward, there is an
outdoor cafe where yoo can get awl kinds of refreshing
beverajes, tastee treets and PARFAITS!”
“It luks out awn the Princess Mu Meadow. Teh
meadow is filled wif flowers and lots ov soft grassy
spots. Teh sun is always shining (not too hot), the sky
is deep bloo wif floofy whyte clouds, and gentle
breezes ar wafting teh flower perfume ebreeware.”
“An – the meadow is majik. It is here that we come
with ar kittehs and other furree frenz that we now
carry only in ar harts. We opens up ar harts – they
jumps out – an we can frolic an play wif them to ar
hart’s content. Wehn we ar all tyred out, they jumps
bak in an yoo can go bak to the cafe, enjoy a treet
wif yur frenz an bask in the memree ov the happy
frolic.”
.
“An, of course, you can come heer any time yoo
wants to. Ai am verree offen heer.”
.
I will sitz wif u in deh Meadow 4 a bit. I see sum uv mai hart kittehz r playing heer 2day. Dey welkum Clive wif hedbonkz and gentle washingz.
Dat awlwaiz bringz teh teerz to mah eyez. Itz a byootiful fing, dat cafe.
{{{{{cweenmj & Janet}}}}} fur sharing teh thot wiffus.
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{{{{{krelm & Clive}}}}} Sew sry fur yer loss, krelm. Clive kin play in teh meadow wif mah Manny & Jennyanydots & Nina — dey wuz awl in late teenz wen dey crost teh bridj (Jenny 16, Manny 17, Nina 18 – awl frum teh saem litter). Mebbe dey will haz stuff in commin.
{{{{{{{cween}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{cheezfrenz}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
I kno Clive iz happi!!!
OK, iz outta wurdz *choke-koff-sniffle,sniffle(don’t look)*
{{{{{{{{krelm}}}}}}}}}}
Dear krelm, i’m sorry that ur kitteh got sick n couldn’t recover. teh joy u shared with ur boy-cat will live in ur heart 4ever n he iz at rest n comfy now.
{{{{{krelm}}}}}
iz alwys a ard fing to du
krelm, ahm glad u gotz a liddle smile, aye tink aye must steel de name u givez 2 meh WTD (Weapon of Troll Destruction), de TKW.
*Stand bak u trolls fer aye hab de dreaded….ѠѠѠ triple keester wave (of DOOM!!) an aye amma nawt afraid 2 uze it!!*
itz yors.
{{{{{krelm & clive}}}}} sew sawry bout de loss uf yer kitty, mai 17 year old Stormy crost teh bridj in August…he joined mai Chica kitteh hoo crost teh bridj 2 years ago, dey wuz bestest freends. Clive will has lots uf noo freends dere. Ai hasn’t been dere yet but teh stories bout de meadow are beautimus – wut a wunderful plaice fer our kittehs tew wait fer us!
:snurt adn run:
O mai! Dey r soooo cyoot! Ai lurves otters! Ai wants hugz, sqweez, an luvs dem sooo much! Dere cyootness is off da scayle! I can has otter?
**splort**
oh noes!!
*calls da CCC, weeeeeeehooooooooo weeeeeeehooooooooooo!!!*
*scoopity scoopity da brayns adn cleen dem up*
*puts dem bak in hed and duckie tape and sum moar duckie tape*
*puts CHRG on KCTailkinker’s hed and gibz a cozy blanky adn a mug of hawt choklitt an dan… OTTER!!*
Fank u, Hashim! Ai feels bettur!***kerling with cozy, floofy bankee an mug of hawt choklit** ai awl snorgles nao**opuning big boo ayes** an…OTTER!**
i can jus heer dem squeeking an piping like teh liddle burdees. oh teh kyuut…
sigh – splort – aw nutz
oh noes Africat, nawt u too!!
*calls da CCC*
*weeeeeeeeeehooooooooooo wehhhhhhhhhhhooooooooo!!!*
*scoopity scoopity teh brayns and puts dem cleen bak in da hed*
*duckie tape duckie tape teh hed so it wont pop again*
*puts an Arabic turban style CHRG on Africat’s hed and hands him some hawt choklitt and a cozy blanky*
Shokran Hashim (fur ebereebuddee else – dat meens “thank you” in Arabic), i needed dat! hmmmm hawt choklit sip sip sip sip – aaahhh! dats gud!
ur welcum Africat!!
or shokrya!!
okay…
*insurt stoopy kueshun heer*
wat be teh CCC ?!? Ai’m 2 be gessing a resque unitz?!?
SOWRY…ai’m traiing 2 figurr it owt.
ackshully ay’m still kinda noobie mehsef, aye knowz it iz resque unit dat springz inno axshun wen de lol iz splortworthy butt aye dunno zactly wut CCC standz fer
Cyoot Crash Cart
ai wood nawt gess u r nu. U comment laik teh profishonal cheeze kitteh!!
*Splort iz ecspoloshuns furr teh kyootness…rait?!?*
wat iz teh “blargh” ?!?
blargh, iz liek, “blargh, iz ded”
or blargh, wats dis fud??
get it??
sew laik teh “aargh” furr teh kitteh pairets?!?
nashunal “tawk liek a pirate dai” iz cummin upz fazt, aye seez u iz well preepaired wif de “aargh”
Aye haz meh hook hand awn alreddy, in de anticashun!
“anticipashun”
O deer, eben in de lolspeek aye cahnt spell rite
Mabye because u has a hook on ur hand?
hmmmm……. dat mite hab sumfin 2 dew wid itz
Dahson welcomes to ICHC. Have you hadda chants to luk at the WIki? It hepps a lot wiff sum of the answers to yer kwestchuns. You kin fynd a linkke up under the pichoor. It’ll hep you unnerstan dat blarrgh is much werser than pleh which mean unpleasun or bad. You might have a pleh day werk dat reqkyres martoonies. If you git a bad clamb it’s pleh but the effects can be blarghh and sumtimes dats followed by *klonk* (abbrevi8d body drop hed hits floor sound)
iz known az teh Cyoot Crash Cart
no problem, i just asked a stoopy qweshun naow to, no need to feel stoopy!!
teh CCC, iz known as teh Cyoot Crash Cart or ifinkso and iz liek an ambulance, only wiff a cyoot crazy kitteh dribing it. It haz a big supply of hawt chokitt, martoonies
and blankys for da splort victims. Its here to halp!
kthnx!!
aye helpz u AC!
*sweepy sweepy, scoopy scoopy braynes. rins wif de sparklin wadder, poar bak inna hed (a liddle shaken butt nawt stirred)*
*duk tape duk tape, OHRG (hour gnu lien ob otter hed rubberglubs)*
*raps floofy blankie & handz u stuffed otter toi 2 snorgle* Feline bedder naow?
WOOT!! Dubble reskew meks u feel 2wice as gud!! Hashim & Bf on de job!
Fanks yu!!! s’funnee.. i feelz all sparklee fresh! i wunner y?
sparklin wadder rescuu gud tuch, bf473!
an teh OHRG iz such an inneresting treetment.
Ouch! Teh pun. It HURTZ!!!
butt it hurtz sew gud
Dats a heroic jawb BF Here a special norven New Ingerland chocklit cawfee martoonie fer yew, I made it wiff muh fresh big new boddle of Allens!
OMCC — bebeh otters.
*looks away just in time*
*licks pencil*
lemme see, memo to self …
To: Self
From: PdB
Surveying the carnage here, it’s clear that the Labs must put a high pry O’rity on completing the Multiple Splort Search, Rescue, and Recovery System.
1. pull Igor off teh graveyard shift and putz him to wurk on this
2. get the Labs to stop chasing tennis balls.
.
Today, otters. Who noes, next it cud be possums.
ummm… scquuuze me Prof. but wen u sayz Igor is onna “graveyard shift”, he’s not carryin a … spade … is he?
I thot he was busy in post-produckshun filming for his noo moovie?
Igor iz lukin fer de jar dat sez Abby Normal ifinkso
we is all waiting in brefless anticypashun for the movie. maybe Igor can has invites for all the cheezpeeps to the opening?
yes, we can has sleepover at Igor’s place? sortof a reheersal fr teh Lolympiks at Anni’s?
oh, prof d’Beaker, i can nebber fanx you nuf for dat Watter Bloon o Awakenink
*tendrils curl round a ginormous Baloon o Gratitude filled wif teh refreshink watters frum the loch o Thankfuls Ness*
*SPROING!*
oh rats, my shoelace is untied
*bends over to tie shoe*
*balloon flies over head*
wut wuz that noise?
bluesfan? leeza-b? how’d yew get all wet?
*SIGH*
Dis is teh second time todai…..
*skweeze waters out of clotheses*
*rummages in costoom bag for dry owtfit*
*pulls owt… a BANANA costoom???*
*stuffs it bak in, and puts teh wet toga bak on*
hmmm…. blonde, wet toga, reminds me of sumfing. can’t think what …
well, Igor has always called a spade a spade. and a pickaxe a pickaxe. and a freshly interred corpse an opportunity.
Perhaps Igor need an interrvention?
i dont fink u see teh graveitey of teh sityooashun LCB.
Well, then, let’s u, me and PdB put our six feet under teh table and discuss it.
yeah, three headstones are better than wun.
hmmm….Fleep, LCB ‘n’ Leeza-b…..sowndz moar like 3
stoned hedz 2 mii!
I’m apalled we hasn’t did that alreddy!
Why don’t we just go out for some bier instead?
ok!
hay- luks like u dropped ur… maus o’Liam.
O, dear. Now things is autopsy-turvy.
yer killin me!
I’ll stop. It’s almost time to go home anyway. Hmmm… I wonder whut’s for diener?
fanks. I was gettin a little hearse there.
Let me get u something to stop ur coffin.
That wuz kwite a funneh repartee yoo haz undertaykin!
KEEYOOT – U HAS IT.
U has spot rite here on ur faic. I getz it 4 u…
Hao mehnee awturz? I kownt splort, splort, splort, splort, splort, splort.
Siks splortz…I meen awturz.
Halp…
O hai LOLDemon. I’m sure someone will be by soon to tend to u. I would, but I is not allowed to use teh CCC because I was accused of taking temperachures and not giving them back.
*goes thru LOLDemon’s pokkets, runsawayfast*
I ges i shud x-pekt sech b-hayvyor frum a lolcatburglar.
Whut? I finded ur emerjunsee phone number informations and runned away to call ur emerjunsee peoples to say u had splorted but that u would probably beez teh ok.
Here LolDemon
I halps u. *Nawt sekkund we uzes da fronch spatulur to scraype da brainz up offa da flor.*
*Gadder da brainz up and kneed a liddul like bred do.*
*Flower liberally on bof sides and gentli slide into da brayn pan*
*Gently cubber wif top of hed*
*Attach wid da bakers string and tye under chins*
*Provide caffe ole and fronch pastrees shayped like possums*
*Cubber wif softee blankee wid eyefull towers on dem*
Vwala!
Wao, whudda grate reskew Phat Cat!!!!!
Dat b teh moast kreeyativ splort reskyoo I evur seed or reseevd. Fank u, Phat Cat.
Oh mah goodness! Dat iz posible teh cutest ting in da entire WURLD! :O!!! *iz dedz of cutez ohnoez*
OMCC OMCC OMCC OMCC OMCC!!!!
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Dis iz mah nawt-sekkund lol to maek teh frunt paij!!!! Ai haz a rillee big happee — and a rillee big prowd!!!
w00t!!!!
congrashumalashuns to yew … such a good picshur, too
please see my comment below.
(lolspeek off) okay, i don’t normally do this, but the situation calls for it. making your original comment about not liking this LOL is one thing (though i would hope that someone tried to teach you that if you can’t say anything nice then don’t say anything at all). but coming back to deliberately try to squash someone’s happiness and excitement at actually making the front page is, to put it bluntly, uncool and not nice.
i’ll give you the same challenge i’ve given another troll who likes coming around and complaining about how not funny the LOLs are: if you are such an expert at what’s funny, get an ICHC account (anyone can get one, even you), make some LOLs, and show us what’s funny.
Dont bother lukking at brettz commint. him b full uv vineegar. wii likez u nightshayde, adn wii likez ur lol.
Duz a liddul happee dans fur NS.
*dans dans dans disaway*
*dans dans dand d’otterway*
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STN brett.
U can look at my reply, tho. I maded a lol that meets brett’s specifications.
Thot ai replied to dis earlier — but WP apparently eeted it.
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Fanks, cweenmj! Teh fak dat ai noe ai haz teh cheezpeepz in mah coarnur maekz meh bery happeh.
Gud ebening, NS.
sry ur lol bekame fuel 4 a troll….it wuz a cleber pun…..*shakez hed sorrowflea* … sum peepz just doan get it….. wii kan’t let deh trollz win….den Cheezland wudnt b deh same…. Wii keepz telling dem, deh onlyest rule iz tuu playing nisse…. how hard can dat b??…. pearentlee it b tuu hard fer sum peepz… .
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But, u, I like!!!
graet job!! wuz very clebber pun (eben if surtin trolz kant propurrly appreshiate it)
Pleez tu joyn n teh nawt sekkund seleebryshunz at tawp uv payj az gest uv awnur.
the otters aren’t even saying anything. the caption just labels them as cute. why don’t we just take cute pictures and write the word “cute” under them. why don’t we just take a picture of a sad-looking cat and write “9/11 NEVER FORGET” under it. booooooring.
So whut ur looking for brett, is something where teh cats are saying something that goes with the picture. I see. Something… like this?
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1936049
*huggles LCB*
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Fanks fur yer support, LCB! Dat just brot meh eeben MOAR happitayl!
WAY TU GO, LCB!!!!
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BTW, doez b berry cuuuuuuuute behbehz.
needz splort worning, ifinkso.
ooh, yah, duz need taht
’sept i fink brett be splort-resistant, unforchunately
*SNERK*
Rite aown, LCB;
Yuur wun ov teh bestest putter-daowners iyn teh bizniss!!!!
YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!
And yet enough people voted for it to ICHC to decide to put it on the front page. Just because YOU don’t like it doesn’t mean others (or otters, for that matter) don’t. I think it’s rather rude of you to try to rain on my parade when I’m quite excited about having gotten one of my lolz on the front page. If you don’t like it, you don’t have to look at it.
I will now go back to being excited.
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STN.
except i DO have to look at it, because it’s on the front page. lolcats are becoming cloyingly cute instead of clever and funny, and i think it’s important that people recognize how sad that is. to whit:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1936039
also, does ‘STN’ stand for Satan?
it stands for “so there, nyah”
diffrent peeples haz diffrent sense ob hyoomer. sum ob us appreshiates a gud pun. ovvers don’t. an i reelly needed those cyoot otters wen i wuz at teh dentist today.
yoo kan still redeem yorself heer. dont critisize ovver’s lols, an be happy for tehm wen tehy makes teh frunt page. put yor enerjee to better yoose makin yor own lols – yo’re off to a nawt-bad start.
oh, an wun ovver fing – teh ovver persun to hoom i haz issued teh challenj haz nebber taken me up on it. at leest yoo haz putted yor lolz wher yor mouf iz an i commend yoo for taht.
i ment, for teh lol taht 2wh2blk2stripey linked
oh no. sumone is holding brett hostaj and making him look at the front paj. the terrierists have wun.
That may be, but brett doesn’t seem to think that remembering September 11 or teh people who died that day is important.
Well, to be fair, make that: brett mocks those who think it is important.
*ponders*
re: “to whit” hmmm. Does brett mean “to wit”, perchance? Maybe someones needs a whit of wit? Just sayin’…
*Ponders s’more*
and why does the word “twit” keep coming to mind?
Careful: now someone will say that u have just “declared” someone a twit.
moi?
No, U are not a twit. AFAIK.
But apparently there are some peeps around here today who thinks that if u make a oblique kind of remark like u just did, and like we dids earlier when we were wondering about whut kine of peeps would know a lot about 12-y-o girls’ myspace pages if they wasn’t simply 12 years old themselves, that that is teh same as “declaring” them to be whutever it is u was obliquely referring to.
duz that meen Brett needs an enwhitment? or a dewhitment?
if he is dewhitted, den he is just whitless, rite? oh wate….
well pooey. dis is confoozing.
gud thing I don’t reealy gib a whit.
(abowt wut Brett thinks I meen)
Now see — that lol doesn’t “work” because nothing in the picture has anything to do with 9/11. It’s just a kitty saying that for no apparent reason. If you had a picture of a kitty in front of the World Trade Center saying that, THEN it would make sense & it would probably get votes. Besides, you don’t have to look at it. You have the option to NOT visit the website. Other people like to look at cuteness & you apparently don’t get the allure. Perhaps you should start your own site (or find another exisiting site) where the content meets your rigid editorial standards.
nightshayde, 2 frow meh 2 sense worf in (a bit affer de fact, jus gotz homee frum wurk) aye wan 2 sai conga-rats-ulashuns onna maken de frontz paige, gud job! and a bery gud lol 2!!
Fanks!
We who visit this site are individuals, we may be thousands of individuals, and we do not all have the same sense of humor. There are six pictures posted everyday and it would be very unusual if all of us laughed out loud at every one of them. Some make me laugh, some me smile, and some do nothing for me and for those I look once and move on. They have never yet posted a Lol on the front page that has prompted me to complain. If you feel compelled to complain go to the politics LOLs, everybody there seems angry all the time. If you want to stay here but still want the nature of the LOLs to change you’ll have to submit your own which will be voted upon by the rest of us along with the thousands of others that are submitted and if most of us like a ‘cute’ one more than we like yours, then the ‘cute’ one moves up.
commentary / exposition ?
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-brett/lolz
eh, not bad (tryin to be fair heer, gib him an honest chanse) but not a grabber, tho. capshun ok, choyse ob pikshure culd be better, too hard to tel wut it iz.
not bettr tahn nightshayde’s, in short
corse, i mite hab finked it wuz funnyer if him hadnt bin meen to nightshayde.
i wooda thotted it was funnier if it had a kitteh. And something funny, maybe..
But that’s jest me, i guess.
not original and who is the me? exactly?? [see anyone can cast stones]
that’s fine–it’s just that it’s lolcats, not awwcats. what makes me laugh about this?
also, does STN stand for Satan?
Brett, or Brettt (not quite sure what name you prefer):
If you take the trouble to go back over teh ICHC archives, you will get a sense of what ICHC is all about: about half of the pictures are funny, the other half are cute; some are a combination of both;
What the Lolpiks signify is: JOY!!!!! (which can be funny, cute, exuberant, wistful, happy, or rollicking. If, after looking at this picture, and its caption, you still don’t get it, all I can say is, according to one of the recent LOLPIKS captions,
“Ai doan knoe haow tuu begin tuu halp yuu!!!”
This one isn’t cute, for example, but is really funny!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1936048&vk=pYjrFab5uYr%2fq%2bTKC2y4aoAcV6saHMTPAb6sBFNp%2baC6lRh6yHD%2bbxLNfURe8wwiQ7N%2fPrhKOG%2bw9FRp%2bU%2fhlQ%3d%3d
We all have different taste!
Talk about a cuddlefest. All I want to do is nuzzle the whole bunch of them.
cuddlefest with baby otters: DO WANT
Ratsafratsa WP be eetin mai commintz again.
4 times now, in fact.
Then when I try to re-enter what I’ve typed, it tells me that I’ve said it before.
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Where iz Kafleen? Teh WP needz a gud hoofin.
Ohai nightshayde!!1!
conga rats on ur lol maeking it to teh home page!!
I wants!!!
Oh hai, don’ mind mee, I jus sleeps rite in middel ov dis hyooj crowd…
Is becuz of dis: http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1173982
awww, dat iz adorable Rik!
OTTER BEHBEHS…SEEEKS OTTER BEHBEHS
Cannot takes eet!!!!
Ded from da kyoot!
soo cute!
pam is here and we had a nice LG dinner with Liz as your mom is still in pain
Omg, dey otterz iz so adorabulz! <3