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book werm, yr not doein it rite
werms aer slimey crechures and yr kyuuuute and flooofy and cawse Splorts!
oh noooooooooooooooooooes!
Books & kittehs, teh wunnerfullness is tooooo muches!!!
*plops on chair of bowliees, er bowl of cherries on hed to contyayn splort*
plus, this kitteh has teh gud tastes in literychure; luk at the otter books on the shelf.
litterachewer, praps?
The L. Frank Baum Oz books!!1!
The white editions – in hardcover!!!
speekink o werm like kreechurz, wunder where upfi is? i thotted o upfi win i saw 2 kewl hongree caterpillars on da milkweed growin in my front yard today- day aer prolly monarks! yay! is werf havink a weerd lukkin yard fr teh flutterbyes ( i mow around da milkweedz)
Dat b sooo gud uv u tu thinking uv deh monarks adn letting deh milkweedz grow for dem. {{{{sweetpea}}}
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ok. u kin unrapp doze tendrilz frum rownd mai feetz, noaw. Thx.
*tikkultikkul da feetz*
AI is here! Here!!! *hops up and down excitedly cos sweetpea remembers her*
Sawry, ai was a bit bizzee dis week and couldnt cum and play as often as jooshual. But ai lurks and reads teh commints. And when ai sees mai nayme dere is no hoalding me back. YAY!!!1!!
the NOMber wun book on teh kitteh’s reedin liszt.
Otter books on the tasteful kitteh’s liszt of nommabul buks?
Anne Frank and Beans
Babbette’s Fancy Feast
Charlotte’s Russe Web
D…
Divine(ity) Comedy, The
Edible Woman, The
Famous Last Supper Words
Gigantic Peach Cobbler, James and the
Huckleberry Cobbler Finn
I…
In Watermelon Sugar
Jukebox, Cadillac – James Lee Burke
Karamazof Brudders
L …
Karamel, Lots of, Brudders
Lovers of food, Sons and
Merry Fish-Wives of Windsor
N…
Narnia, the kronnikels ob
Of Mice nd Men
Petah Pans
Q…
Queen of The Seas
Robet Parker or Robert Ludlum anyfing
Slauughterhoaus 5
Trout fishing in America
U …
teh Unikorn
teh Vamprry Lessthat
X….
*randim stuffs 2 finnish*
Xmen
Yellow book
Zebras
ohai, pwned!! how aer you dewin?
I wuz gonna say I wuz doing reelleee well, but jus as I hit “Reply to this comment” I swallowed too much fuds and caused huge pain (I can haz ulcers in my froat which hurt to swallow, an so I can haz onlee small bites ov fud). So wile oberawl I’z doin gud, an enjoying being hoam agin, rite nao, I’z in a lawt of pane.
So soree! hopes u feel much bettur soon!
Da Sound & da Furry
Da ChroNomicals of Narnia
E…
i bifurcated teh list- you can Chews teh wun yew liks.
Congratshoelaces, Sweetpea! Ai duz teh skware dans fer yu!
YEEEEHAW!
*dansdansdans*
fanx!
*joins in dansdansdans*
pls to not be notissing i not no da steppes!
It donut madder. Ebbriwun luks silleh skware dansin.
ai jus jump aroun. et seemz 2 wurk.
WOOHOO!
*randum dansdansdans*
ayup. I duz (well, I useta) teh dansdansdans in teh shapes ov teh skwares an I luks awl sorts ov sillee. But is teh fun!
sweet! *tigah powncis aun PwnedBy2Kittehs*
nao u haz bin pwned bai a Samus!
Square Dance Rap?
“Everybody’s rappin’ ’bout what’s their line/I’m gonna bust me a brand new rhyme…..”
u poor person u kittehless?
u good at rhymes tho, u into moozic?
Tastee bukk
Kitteh cud ownlee reed “Finn” an finked it was a bit uv a fishee
i acshually think he was going fur Stuart Little
oh noes, wachout behine you, lil mausiee
I noms all da cwassicks.
Once I start a book I rilly lyke to finish it.
Kitteh lieks a buk he can sink hiz teef in.
so does my kitteh he also likes to get his teeth into my algae….algo….maffs homework
hatchet
I hav a question that i posted in the last thread too, i need sum more advice
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I wuz at me granpas farm, i ran ober a mous wif da lawn mowerโฆโฆโฆโฆ (it wuz ok)โฆโฆโฆ den I tuk et home, gave et a gud cage. aaaaannnnโฆ.. it had babysโฆ. and ma kitteh ate da mom. so me ben takin care ov deh babys an now they gettin bigger, an they hav really bonded wif me. should i keep dem or let dem go?
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Am I Crazy or Not?
i haz been ponerin on yor qwestion for a wile how an hasta say… i dont kno. kan yoo kare for tehm? kan yoo keep tehm from makin more an more babbeh meeses? i reely kant advize, but thso are sum fings yoo needs to konsider
{{{sairys}}}
Da momma caem frum da farm?
R U willin 2 be a fulltiem “dad” 4 da babeez?
Til dey gro up?
Adn Lawngurr??? maybeh nxt 2-3 yeers??
Adn den dey will haz da babeez 2!
Adn awn n awn………………………
SOLUSHUNS:
keep em
giev em awai
taek em bak 2 da farm n releese em
(ya no, life, reality, fud chain etc…..
Its a hard desizion 2 maek…Ai hoep U maek wun U can live wif!
Ebbery kitteh is a literaree critick.
ohai kimkiwi — ai hazn’t seen yew since the daffodil day celebrashun, which ai wuz late for, but wanted to say it wuz a grayte idee
Ohai PdB – hoep yew had a gud tiem at teh piknik. Ai gotted teh inphlewensa jist aftuh teh nooziland piknik and habbed fiev days in bed. Iz bettur now.
Mebbe ai shud haev goen to d’Beaker Labs and getted teh meddysin?
oh, i missed teh piknik. an i wanted to tell abowt my frend shiori too.
but i did open up my leukemia fundraizer kit. need more stamps. (i put stamps on teh reply envelopes to encourage more donashuns)
Ohai lunarmommy! What a great idea to fund-raise for teh pleh leukemia! Plz to let me know how I can donate? (I haz a bit of an innerest in teh leukemia maiselfs)
i duz teh nayborhood fundrayzers for teh Leukemia and Lymphoma Society. teh address i hab for tehm is:
Leukemia and Lymphoma Society
National Neighborhood Drive
P.O. Box 9026
Pittsfield MA 01202
i shur tehy be happy to hab anywun send munnies tehre
Iz ok, we kin haev teh speshul piknik. Yew kin talkz bout yore frend enny tiem yew wud liek.
iz all deze peeps from nooziland
Hai in faibur.
kittehs can reely tear thru a buk!
Dey absolootlee debowr dem
“and den, teh gud huck, he enkaounterd a maontin laiyin!”
ahmahgahd i noticed… he r beh failcat
no eets stuart little w/ maose
eets huckelyman finner with boi
().()
Hims werkin his wai alawng 2 dat wun
Oh, Ai bet it wuz az big az a pyuma. dont noze wy ai fawt wuz so funnee, but uvvur dai wuz surbibur kined ub man awn teebee , wuz hunting pyumaz in souf america. Saw wun’z trakz nd sed “oh, he must be az big az a mowntin lyun!” We hab dem arownd in neerbai mowntinz nd sumtiemz down intu townz enuf tu be in da paipurz pritty offun so Ai be saing dat” (wichebbur iz uvvur wurd fur saim fing)”
Oh, gud, mai gud shuz finely caim bak frum kawblur. naow ai ken dres propurlee.
Oh, M’Lady, u b sew proper, I fink dat howsumeber u b dressed, b properlee.
sins mah ‘pyooter has bin sloed down reely badz bfoar bai 2 mauch
downloads, i notissed dat wurdpriss wud alsew rekwire a dounload.
i iz wundrin, will i yooze wurdpriss fer an abatar enuffz to owtway
da riskses ob sloein doun mah ‘pyooter? ‘twuz relee 50% mah falt
da nawt-sekkind tiem et wuz havin problims, ai wuz adikted 2
dah dounloadabl gaems. but wurdpriss yoosefil…rite??
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nd da firefoks spell-czecher shoz dat ~90% ob mah wurds r nawt
spellded rite! woohoo! noo rekkird!
if yoo only wants to hab akkownt an abatar, yoo duz not needz to
download wurdpress. yoo just signs up for akkownt on wurdpress an uploads yor abatar tehre.
also, if yoo furst signs up for ichc akkownt an puts the addy ob yor ichc profile as yor website addy on yor wurdpress akkownt, taht will make yor name turn bloo an we kan haz yoo az frends on ichc!!
for furver enlitenment, see cweenmj’s website.
Ohai, mai cween, yu’d be suspraizedl . Ai finkso ai hurd yu wud be moobing awn sune, bak tu meeshgun nd den souf. oh, Ai aks yu if yu noze bouwt vista nawt be kumpatubul wif ICHC? wil aks Jamamamama tu cuz ai noze she hab nu pyuter.
Hai, I sendinged u a emayo.
sry.
I noez nuffink bowt deh Vista.
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Wii hed eest neggst week. bisiting mai mom n dad.
den souf 2 texas fur deh winter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz_mwWjoGdE
dat’s wahn wai 2 daigest a buk!!1!
Jes down’t choks ahn it.
reeder’s digest kitteh…duz it rite.
Dood…dat wuz SEW nawt kewl!!1!
Ai wetn 2 commint n… n… Ai wuz NAWT sined in!!!!!!!!
Wuteber!!1!
dang, that stinks…. dats why i always check my text box in teh bottom 2 minutes before the post teh new picture (dat way i hav time to log in if im not) cuz it haz happined to me too
Yeah, but Ai LoLd n e wais! Ai tried 2 taek a nap, but teh fone WUD NAWT STAWP RINGING!!1! Sew…Ai sat heer to join in,
N it wus jus teh purrfict timing 2 post, n …… oh well, it happens! Ai stil heer,
rite?
iz okay, i haz nebber had nawt-sekond. i still haz fun anywayz. *sigh*
{{{lunarmommy}}}
O yes, Ai noes! Ai haz fun ebery day!
AI wuz jus surprizd dat Ai hadnt eben sined in frum
dis mawrnin! Ai B TOTALLY BRAIN STOOPEY todae!!1!
BUTT, Fanks fur sharin in mai stoopeeniss!
Ai glad 2 hab cumpanee heer in mai brain freez!
p.s.: ai neber gawt a nawt sekkund eevur…Ai-don-finkso?!?
mehbeh a lawng tiem ago wen ai wuz a total noob
N dint no wut n e fing wuz…Deerrrr….
*Mai bery short memurry…Let me sho U it*
Waht taimes du dey b poesting?!? Ai steel habn’t figurrd et owt. adn waht iz teh TTI?!?
sowry…iz knu. kthnx.
Oh Hai dahson!! wii noez dis can b kunfuzzilating sumtymez. Dere b a wiki linked at deh top uv deh paige. sumtimez it haz deh anserz u b lukking fer.
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TTI iz Teeny Tiny Ingerlund (dat pees uv a niyland dat awlso b habbing deh Teny Tiny Whalez adn deh Teeny Tiny Skotlind.)
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Sum peepz fink deh tymez dat gitz putted on deh postz iz dun bai deh kittehz, adn u noez dey b kinda disadvantijed wen it kumz tu telling deh tiyme. Uzzer peepz sez it b Hawaii tyme.
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Oh, yah……. WELKUM TO CHEEZLAND!
*handz dahson a chokklit martooonee.*
*klinkee glasses*
Cheez!!
Fanks sew much!!1! Teh tymes ai will half 2 get yusd 2.
*rayzes glass*
Dubble CHEEZ!!1!
*tayks siip*
dis martoonie beh delishus!!
It’s easier to tell you wut times to luk fer new lols if we knows wut time zone yer in. The Lols are posted in Hawaii time which is 6 hours beofre Eastern, 3 hours before pacific, and 12 hours before GMT (TTI time). So 3:oo PM in TTi is 9:00 AM in eastern time zone, and is 6:00 AM on west coast and and is 3:00 AM in Cheeztime. Dat is the first lol of the day depending on how you decide when to start yer day. Den dere are three more in a row, one every three hours and den one moar after two hours and den a ten hour zzzzzzzz.
And how I wish dey wud posting sumfin nooo during dat 10 ower blank. Deh last post uv deh day gits sooooooooooo full uv commmintz it takingzz sooooooooo loooooonnnnggggg tooooooo loooooaaaaaaddddddd!!!!!!
it cood be acawse yer onna left coast an dat last lol happens at 5:00 pm ware yew are. Next summer you kud park onna east coast an den the last post would at 8:00 PM and you cood play til nap time and den the first post is der for yo at 6:00 AM wen yo wakes up? Den we cood has an east coast cheezmeet and we cud pay homage to our cween. I’ll bring the Allens cawfee brandy and milk (heck, we’ll go a liddle crazy and use whole milk!).
Wii iz cumming bak here negst summer!
but 2010?? hoo noez?? adn wii b wintering in texas, dat b sentral timezone.
Kitteh luuves tuu geyt iyntu a guud buuk (usuooally wif hims teef);
Hims bees a voarayshus reeder, gobblyng novules iyndyskrimynatelee!!
a modern-day orange cat
mean mean bite
today’s Nom Sawyer
cute cute guy
Rush Kitteh ponders dystopian society
Win
Wut u sez bout hiz cheezburger iz wut u sez bout society.
Heerz sum lite reding sum mite njoy. iz Susan Wittig Albert “The Tale of HillTop Farm” Iz a stoary abowt Beatrix Potter nd hur petz goze tu farm town nd tugevvur solbz mistree . Iz nawt secund ub 4 bukz. It aslo hab sum intresting bokabyularee haow da peeplulz tokked funnee.
Peepulz shunt b lowd tu twk phunnee.
I noes. Is berri distracting.
pless! iz juzt SILLEH!
Yis, we duz it kwite wel. wut ai’m saing iz we mite getz sum idihz frum da buk liek ” babblement’ fur awl da peepulz tokking at wuns.
Ai jus goze tu se abowt AC. Iz 75 decrese in haowse naow, 97 owtsied. heerz russling arownd in kichun. Iz owld man snaking awn bred nd buddur. dere wuz abowt 2 restrant patz ai wuz sabing fur wen awr Janet cumz tu bisit. We nawt spozed tu ete it.
Sry, mai cween, ai misred yur commint. Dey shunt tok funnee. but dey du ennywai.
oh, emayo in frum da yes plis.
hims a voreeayshus reeder
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I gibz u lotsa burgerz!!
Dat wuz sooooooo gud.
Kitteh wants ta absorb graet litrachoor
litrit ameeba kitteh?
Dis gonna get him in truble at the liberry, tho
‘but li-berry-un, der iz no rool dat sez ‘do nawt ingulf da buks wif ur
sigh-to-plasm’!!!’
*li-berry-un maeks him pae NEwaiz nd maeks a strnange noo rool.*
speaking of NOM, the Spooklets all spontaneously learned how to climb out of their enclosure last night and had me scrambling like a lunatic to kitten-proof sections of the apartment. Using some baby gates that i bought to keep Spooky safe from any hostility by Tonya and Shadow when i first brought her in, i made a cubicle area of about 6′ x 5′ for them to play in and gave then a bundle of pop bottle lids and shoe strings and cardboard TP tubes to play with but one of the white Meezer babies decided she was moar interested in following me and somehow got around every obstacle i set up to keep them contained in their newly expanded cubicle and decides, upon reaching me that she wants to chew on my ear. I scoop her up and she’s licking and biting my fingertips until she settles down and then leans into a good petting and purrs herself to sleep
PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADZ!!!!1!!1!!!elebentee!!!11!!!!1!!!!!1!!!
Oh, Noez!!!!!!!1!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blarg!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1!!!!!1!!!!elebentee!!1!!!!!!
I wud caper adn prans but I R ded frum deh kewt!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!elebentee!!!!!!!!!!
ur foargettin teh Poyntee, Poyntee enz! owie!
and teh sharp little teefs, bytin mah eerz n fingrz
if there is a ridiculously, brain-meltingly cute circle of hell, i’m in it now
and now bytin mai anklols too…riet on teh tendon, liek if i wuz prey oar sumfin
awww
wai ar sey alwaiz sooooo kute when de ar bebehz? Tanks fur da linkey, ai went ….Ohhhhhh, da babeh kittehs……der so kute….. Oooh ai lykes da tigerey one da bestez.
teh fuzzeh, teh stripes, teh sweet faces!
thanx fur teh slideshow!
u hav a big heart 2 hold all those kittehs
buuk em, danno!
Where can I get these awesome kitteh bookends?
I wants em too
Ummm, whoever posted that picture — is that your cat??? Do you know anything about the cat in the pic?? I ask because I think that is a stray cat I took into my home a few years ago named McKray! He is identical, including the funny ears. If you know anything about that cat, pls. get in touch with me via this website — they have my email.
Kitteh sez, “Dat book iz bited me firsts!”
Kitteh wouldn’t iz not iz bites da books if hims iz getz corms in sufficient quannidees.
kitteh needz a lil comfee chair in dere, den himz cahn reely get inno dem buks! an mebee a nize milky drinkie 2, jus liek at de barnes & noble buk store
ALL BOOKS… MUST… DIE!!1! *nomnomnom*
*Nomnomnomnom*Mornin Hashim! *speeking wif full mouf* reminds meh of kitteh from menny yeers ago hoo deecided that ifn ai leiked buks, him wud leiked buks too. *nomnomnom* *drinks sum hawt choklit an offers Hashim a cup wif ittee bittee marshmallows an a cookee wif choklit chips* Waz unfourtyounate that Tigger (kitteh’s nayme) that ifn ai leiked buks then he had to NOM on buks to leiks dem. *grabbing mor cookees and {nomnomnom} and putting en Hashim’s pawz.* U ken sayve cookees for latur ifn ur fast nawt over yet.**drinks mor hawt choklit an pulls floofy blankee over caws it’s cowld here**nomnomnom…… Wun buk kitteh et was “All My Patients Are Under the Bed” writ by veturin..vetterin…pet dockter wif last nayme of Camuti.
Dat wus verrah tastee buk – teh aminal doktor in it made howse calls in NYC. An he is allurjik to kittehs!! Is good to reed as well as nom.
Ai finks dere is a fowndaytion en Camuti’s nayme. Awl he eber wanted waz 2 find a kitteh wayting for him! Gud to no gud buks red by others. nitey teim 2 goes home. Bye bye Duffy! Mai behbeh kittehs wayting 4 dere gushy fud.
But iz not Tom Soyer… Iz Huck Finn!!
Tom Soyer is awlso mentshuned in buk of Huck Finn, Plantmonster. So nom Tom and nom Huck!
Iz not Nom Sawyer tho’!
Iz Hukkleberry Finn (‘n Haddie?)
Mmmm- Tayst lik Hukkleberries
Riding out the day’s events The river…….
Notice he isn’t going for the book next to it…”Stuart Little.”
Du nat wunt kitteh in mah bookness!
the book is NOT tom soyer! it is HUCKLBERRY FINN !!!!!! ooooooooo pwnd!!!