i can has
i can has cheezbuger residuu
but i dont wantz residoo frum dis bbq.
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its gud enough!!
oh noes!!1!
i accidentally gab da comint wiff mah bruvvers naem… sowwy
dats alright weez kno et yu Hashim
ahhh…. fanks sairys!!
we haz a macrame!!
sillybrashuns??
want da Oranglet? lol.. or do you want teh super kitteh sundae? (its wutevr teh kittehs in da kichen feel like puttin on deh frozen milk)
ifinkso da Oranglet… if its nawt poysin!!
lol, i dunno, meez not drinken et
k… den why did u offer et to meh?
den i can haz a glass of lemonade?
yea, but….wait… is Lemonade supposed to be blue??/?
Maus, hav yu been in ma pantry?
Nope. And if Ebil Maus had been there, your lemonade would be a sickly yellowish-green with purple stripes and pink polka-dots.
Don’t forget foul-smelling…
iffen u didnt mention it, i’ll pretty surely notice it!!
on sekund thought , i’ll skip deh sillybrashuns….. *chill up da spine*
i tink me tu, i no wanna tak any chances wif any uv ma food if i gots blue lemeonade and orange hot chokklit…. brb.. meez go tu store
*runs off*
ok, meez bot yu a pak of peetsa rolls an, an, an,… MEEZ FOUND COOKIES!!! (but i eated them… but i saved yu one…. is dat ok?
oh… only one cookie? aw well, sumfin iz better dan nuffin!!1!
srry, there iz still peetsa rolls… i sav dem fur da nawt sekkund peep
oh… no need to be sowwy!
*nomnomnomnom…*
*buurp!*
xcuse meh…
no boddy defined the SIZE of the remaining cookie, it could’ve been one of those three foot (or one meter) diameter jobs from the mall.
or it could hab been da simple, standard size cookie?
agin,
Maus’s DID muss be catchin!
DID? hmmm… did i jus’ miss sumfin…
ya, me lost…
Dissociative Identity Disorder aka Multiple Personality Disorder
That means you have more than one “you” like Maus/ebil maus and me and ??.
Like this…
or like this…
or this…
also this…
etc, etc, etc…
and me too…
ad nauseam…
ur nebber aloan wen ur skizofrenik.
STOOP!!1!
ITS ENUFF!! TOO MANY HOLOGRAPHS!
or r dey holographs??
or r dey moar u??
*plop*
*mind pops out because of too much thinking*
uhhgghh, im dizzy waay too much tinkin for a skool day
ohh… so ur DID did affect meh *sigh*
It’s OK. Leeza and Sweetpea and some others have been affected before too. It happens to the best of us…
ya got that right!
*blushes*
oh Maus, how you do go on!
ohai tu u awl, maus…i finksew awl ur personalities are kewl….
if u klik mai naem u will si ai haz madid a lol inspired bai u…
Gee… um… thanks, I guess…
hmmm… ur holograph, it had a flavr
well it was loosly inspired, i couldnt pass up this pic. not mean to weird you out, my bad…..
I was just teasing you. I’m glad that I provided some inspiration…
ai awlsew kree8tid dis pic, pleez si it
ai trai tu add links but dey nebr bluu. sew ai puttid it unnr mai naem….
aye liek ur pic lightchild, dats wun skratchy lukin tung dat kitteh haz!
Baii ennii naim, tihs iz NAWT gud enuf fur kittoon; ai beg yur pardun. Kittoon desurvz onlii TEH BESTEST laik mebbe lula kebabz fur starturz. Followd, uv koarss, bai raita.
et not as gud as cheezburger tho
remember q?
and dat guy behind you
lol
LOL! it rhymes!
kwite gud, ash-ually.
but not OMGWFTBBQ gud.
LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!
ohai DK! How is ur *blargh*?
Ohai Leeza! Teh *blargh* iz somewut better, ash-ually. Yay! Fanks fur askin! Maybee der will be sum moar of does 4-citrus martoonies todai – dey were delishus n nootrishus!
*summons a YNNSB for DK*
It’s so convenient having tehese arownd!
Wut is a YNNSB? Ai’m entreegd.
We has sum at the tea party and resepshun last week for lady mondegrene.
It meens: yung neerly nekkid serving boys.
Ken Ai haz wun pleez?
A citrus martoonie or a YNNSB?
i can haz a citrus martoonie?
shure!
Hay wate a minnit.
*luks at Hashim*
Shud I check ur ID?
He can habbing teh non-alkoholic kynd, rite?
oh ya, teh non-alkoholic onez!!
plz!
Ai want bofe!
ok, so u want bof a alkoholic and non-alkoholic martoonie?
Just teesin!
*points YNNSB wif citrus martoonie toward Anni*
*gives non-alkoholic martoonie to Hashim*
Martianmary, did u decide wut u wanted?
fanks leeza-b!!
*sip sip sip nom*
ahh… it waz gud!!
do yu guys hav any Daiquiris? non-alcho pls (if yu hav)
U noe dat Ai mented bofe a citrus martoonie AND a YNNSB. Wat gud iz a non-alkoholic martoonie?
meez, ned tu still be able to think in skool
buuuut, n/a martoonies still welcom drink
Ile haz bof a citrus martoonie adn a YNNSB, wif a slise ov lime (teh boi, nawt teh martoonie) 8-o
Ohai 4pint5kittehs!!
glad to hear ur doing betta!!
u wants 4-citrus martoonies, u can haz dem!!
*hands 4point5kittehs a tray full of 4-citrus martoonies*
i hope dis iz wat u wanted…. right??
Yas, fank yoo Hashim!!
*sip sip sippee sippee slurpp*
*sip sip sippee sippee slurp*
*sip sip sippee sippee sluuurp*
*sip sip sippee sippee slurrp*
*sip sip sippee sippee sluurrpp*
Oh mai, dis’ll maek proofreeding inneresting!
ur welcum!!
if u wantz anyfing else, jus naem it!!
oooh, ai can has 2 moar weeks of holidaze?
hmmm… then u act az if u iz sick!! that outta do da trick, or…
leave a few bull dogs on ur boss!!
Wel, maybee BBQ gud.
Ai iz cleenin teh grill
we gots Macrame
But yoo’ll have to kleen up teh yard urself, Mommeh.
Ai can’t do ebbryfing, mai tung wud get soar
and den people say i hab a long tongue *sigh*
Scratchy tongue good for cleaning the grill…
An cheeper dan steal wul.
adn haz inbuilt moisture cababilities too. $99,999 only!
and teh A1 steak sauze tew gud 2 wayzte
FTW
butter i gotz ta type qwicker sairys- jest like yoo dew!
in no type fast, i jus mak oop for typing slow by thinking fast
Hmmmmm…ai detects a hint uv garlic…..
Care Troll Bait!
Only if teh grill’s stil hawt….
Reely ??
Garlic iz caretroll bait??
Wut iz Ebil Maus bait ??
Joke straight lines, pie/seltzer fight setups, you know, the usual…
the usual you sai?
*hits Ebil Maus wif a dollup of whippy creem*
*Gets out the Zippo*
*Sets Leeza’s clothing on fire*
*FWUUMMPH!*
*Gets out the seltzer bottle*
*Puts out the fire*
Ahhhh! That was fun!
hay! I thot that zippo was still tied to Maus’ tayle!
*skweezes seltzer owt of clotheses*
*goes to costoom grab bag for dry owtfit*
*pulls owt a toga*
This luks comfee!
Hmmm…ai am feelin costoomy todai….
***rummages thru bag*****
Oh,luk….a Knights who say NI costoom….
” Ni,ni,ni,ni,ni….”
Ni-sama??
oh wait, wrong line…
i fell costumish too! *rumages through bag*
*puts on a Soul reapors costume*
*gains soul reapor’s powers*
Oh cool!!
i haz a soul reapors powers!!
and wats wiff da ni, ni, ni??
*luks behind*
Ohai eek!!
hmmm… wats wiff da niing??
“Monty Python and the Holy Grail”
One uv teh bestest movies EVER !!!!
me can haz costume?
Shur…pick one owt !!!
which one??
i haz teh soul reapor one!!
http://www.manuel.midoriparadise.com/public_html/IchigoBleach.jpg
bring uz…..a shrubbery! wun dat luks nize & nawt 2 expensive!
Best movie ever!
oopsy, dat wuz spoze 2 be uppity unner eeckthecat’s comint bout Monty Python.
Oh No!!! How can you be so heartless? This picture clearly encourages cats to lick the BBQ grill, and maybe some people will try it too! What if it’s still hot?!
froth, rant,foam,trollitty, troll, troll, aargh, aargh, aargh…
P.S. i knoe dere r sum peepl hoo reely don git teh humor on dis site. jes try tu accep dat dose ov us hoo do, wud NEVER hurt or cause hurt or encourage hurt tu a kitteh, a goggie oar anee animul!
STN!
Don’t forget the carcinogens from the char! OMCC!
mmm, carcinogens, mah favrit
Yesh…put a liddul extra in fer me,too !!
I can has my carsinogins medeeyum rare?
Yur carcinogens, they haz a flavr.
might as well, if ya avoid anything interesting, fun, fattening and live like a monk, guess what happens……….ya die annyway.
or werse, you mite live an extra ten years wiffout any fun.
or it mite just *seem* longer . . .
win!!
Charcole kitteh knows tu wait till charcole grill iz kool.
He luks like a reel case of “U r wut u eet!”
Wats hiz name? Smokey? Sooty? Blackie? Coal? Midnight? Ebony?
Smokey ifinkso…
Weber!
dats kyoot
Ohai,lolnascar….
Rootin fer Kyle dis weekund??
**snerk**
Oh eeck…yous kno bettar den that!
parental unitz: Ma & Pa Kettul
Raisi-dew’s better’n nuffin
adn wen ai’m dun wif teh resi-dew, ai’ll sho mai pointy-endz tew dat big green fing bak dere.
Ennyfink dat culler deserbz pointy-endz.
Kitteh gits tu lik teh ise creem boel wen hims dun wif teh gril.
Praktissin mai Cat-lick reelijun, let me show you it.
Az long as it izzint E-piss-copalian !!
(And B4 anybudde yells at me,ai am Episcopalian,so liten up !)
I was razed Looter-an.
dat came in handy wif teh dimond caper.
Mii too! Nawt shur wut teh dimond caper is, tho. Kan yoo eloosidate? Ai haz teh dumb today.
I hope I iz doin this rite…
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/28/funny-pictures-me-ordered-cheezburgerz/#comment-427358
O mai lord. Dat wuz sumthin! Ai thot “dimond caper” wuz sum looter-an term. Ai stopt reedin dat lol cuz ai lykd teh sofa an didint lyke teh critisissim uv it.
sowry.
the fugly sofa, itz just a runnin joke heer, we yoosually izzn’t serius wehn we says that.
OMG!
wat a gud spy storee!!
i lub it!!
hope waz dier….
Ai had nebber scene dis sturry be4. It wuz faboolus. PDB iz mush beddur dan James Bond.
i agreez!!
adn Booklion and leeza-b were gr8 too!! better dan Angelina Jolie!!
Whiskerpalian…dat iz teh funee !!
U meen “werever 3 or 4 r gathurd, there’s usually a 5th’ relijin? I hav frenz hoo wurshup taht way!
OW! I kan alsew haz sinjd tung.
Wuz wurf it, tho.
Dis flavor… it has a hot!
Ummmm….”cheezbuger” needs to be “cheezburger” !!!! With an “r.” Pleez!!!!
Confrontational kitteh gets all up in ur grill.
all ur grill are belong to us!!
Whut’s a nice grill like u doin’ in a yard like this?
or….”Hey,baby..U reely mayke me HAWT !!!”
*snurt*
u de grill ob meh dreamz
Iz reverse of “Mah tung is nawt….stuck…stuck…STUCK!”
Well, whut could he do? His frenz triple-cat dared him!
breaking protocol and skipping rite passed the double cat dare.
CSI kitteh deteks that a medeyum rayr cheezburger wuz eeten here 6 howrs ago by a tall blonde inna whyt dress, wayrin stylish hi heels an hydin a dimund . . .
I was nowhere neer teh grill 6 howrs ago!
I has an alibi.
*pulls owt YNNSB*
*straitens toga*
*stumbuls a bit to teh left on hiheels*
Sekret agents is onlee hoomin.
Wel, iyf tehre iys noes akshual cheezburger foar kitteh tuu eet,
tehn cheezburger residue wil hasta duu;
Nexxt up: hawt dawg residue inna kooler, adn hamburger & hawt dawg roll crumbes inna piknik hampure;
Adn foar dessert: toastid mahrshmaullow residue onna stik!!!
Inappropriate Kitteh
cant resist lickin every hot gril he meetz
I lykes grills!
Dats ‘gurls’ stoppy.
Hey, wut about us grills?
Iz it “blaknd” cheezburger flavur?
he not burn his tongue?
I wanna gril just lyke teh gril hoo marreed deer old da-a-ad!
Can someone put this over in the FAIL section?
Naow we no how kitteh gots blac! him liks teh yuk awf teh grillz!! Pleh!
Lololololol Lolcats r sao funneh@