Dis last time I hang x-mas lites ever!
Dis last time I hang x-mas lites ever!
next x-mas we jus use our eyes 2 lite da howse.
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Oh hai. DonAlexander! Congratchoolashuns for being the nawt sekkung to commint. Would you like a cillybrashun? Drinks? Dansing? We hasn’t met, ai fink. Welkum!
Ohai donalexander! Conga rats on ur nawt sekund!1!
Ohai, upfi teh kitteh-pillar!
I iz long-time lurk… larg… peeps who reads lulz but maiks no commints.
Iz my nawt secund nawt secund, and I is evens alonez!
I wouldz be ferry happy with sillybraishun. Puurhaps a mellony smoothy and an itty bitty kitty moshpitty!!
Welcome to comminting Don, I lurked fer a lawng time before my nawt sekkund commint too. Comminting seems differnt, wehn lurkin, you look an laff and moob on but comminting seems to inbolb goin back to look at wachu sed before to see if enywun made a commint about yer commint that you need to commint on. It cood git to be like werk if yer obbsessive enuff.
oh and I likes the ‘itty bitty kitty moshpitty’, we may need one in the nawty barn if we continues to attract yung peeps.
I wuz thinging moar uf heffy meddl moshpitty, but wud not says no to nawty barn group snorgle, no wayz!
um, eben teh not-sew-yung can enjoi a little moshpittying and hevvy metal sumtimes!
Gold iz a hevvy metal, rite?
i iz not so yung an i culd go for a bit ob moshpit now an tehn… if my
durn taht lumbaygo
sackro-illiak not be aktin up too bad…
Well, I no haz time to commint as much as regyullar cheezepeeps. See, you iz makins me wurks allreddy!
Also, I iz not tu proofishunt in teh LOLspeak (bit I knowz long wurds like proofishunt).
well, ur lolspeak iz pwetty gud akshullee!!
i also had been lurking fur a lawng tiem adn after i saw all da lolz, i started to commint!!1!
i dooz commintz, but nevr noes how to be the nawt sekund.
howzit dun?
Hint: takees luk at timez when nawt secund posts were posted. Add thought. Stir til Eureka.
elebenty cheezburgerz fur u!!
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Ooooh cheezburgrz!!
But iz tu mini!!!
I freely givez out cheezburgrz tu all teh hungreemashus kittehs out tehre,
(Iz my magna… magma… grang dshestshur uf teh dai!
)
taht is soo truu.. lawking bak ober tah commints can tayk up much tyme!!
Yes, but wun day teh lols r so gud, u simply needs to commint. Ai noes how it is!
i pologize, I knoo this be off-topik, but I jus had to sai dat i lurves it here. evrbody so nice n welkoming, frowing dancez and makin fuds for peoples. i ventured to da dark side (lol new & politiks) and EREBODY so MEAN! it make me hurt. i no comment offen here, n my lolspeak verry badd, but I jus wanna say i luff teh luffs all has.
dat be all. fanks.
Ohai lufflaff!!! welcomez!!!! u r rite, dis is a wundermouse plaice
don wurry aboot teh lolspeak – it groes on u… like mold!
oar tendrilz o doom.
oar kudzu….
Yay, lufflaff!!! U is so welkum here! Ai noes ovver sites are nawt harf as nice as dis wun. Ai notissed. Ur lolspeak is fine – teh gud fing ab00t lolspeak is: u can’t do it rong! And ai noes how u feelz cos teh sayme feeling brought me 2 write mai bery furst (nawt sekkund) commint a cuppel of monfs ago. It is addickteef, dis site.
Cum hear, have a hug:
{{{lufflaff}}}
Ohai lufflaff!!
no body iz mean here!! we all am frendly and willing to halp!!
i hope u enjois ur stay here!! once u haz ur naem bloo, u can haz a lot of frenz!!
fank you all! I luff teh hugs. {{{{{ebreyone}}}}}} makes de dai mush sun-shin-ier!
how I make my naem bloo??
(Dis be sryus topic – I uz sryus hoomin lankwash):
What fascinates me most about the ICHC forum is the more or less total absence of trolls.Everyone is nice and friendly and civilized.
sumtiems teh trolz stik tehr trolly liddle heds in, but we just laffs
)
atwif tehm an gets on wif owr lifes.(nebber tryed striketrhough before, hope it wurks an i not luk silly
yay! wurked!
Rilly Moonmawm, how coud yo look silly?
let me cownt teh ways… i maded lots ob lol fayses
at a trol wunce,
but wuz prolly wurprsses fawlty,
an only teh first too or free turned into fayses, teh rest wuz just teh
dots an teh lol letters. felt purty silly
not mine.
aifinksotoo.
i not commint ofn, but feel that ICHC fammly there ifn needid.
thanx all ICHC fammly
welcomez lufflaff! u r rite, cheezepeeps are sew frendli,wii tri 2 plai nize hear, doan madder iffen u off topic, jus trow yer commenties owt dere & start a new fred! sew glad u joint uz fer drinkies & danses!
*polka polka polka, trip, boom!*
I hopes dats nawt all Lufflaff, we too luffs to laff and we also luff peeps who luff to laff so plees come back offen! Yer lolspeek is fyne and so are you! Pleese to join us whenebber you kan, yer alweys welcums! Heres a few chonklit possums fer nommin whyle you follow de Lolpeep’s antics.
Kitteh haz frozin harballs!
That’s wut she sed.
We shud call da itty bitty fire comittee!!1!
Ooh ooh- call deh fyremens!
oh wait… iznt dey and da YNG’s supposed to be in da naughty barn?? r u sure we should call dem? hmmm…. lets see…
Its okay- ai’ll go get them- BRB….
ok! dis might taek sum tiem….*taps fingers eagerly*
That’s wut she sed!
Chevy Chase Kitteh
Vacation FTW!
Never again!
Iz beautimus kitteh!! Reminds me of my little kitteh when I wuz but itty bitty too. Was named “Frischling”, which be teh Dscherman for “very young wild boar” (be very kuit ‘n stripey!). Frischling went to fields of eternal catnip now thurteen long years ago. ;( Missez her bery much.
Wild boar, ai hazed it! itty bitteh one.
Ai missez mai bery jung wild boar, stripeys she hazed dem. Butt shez mush tew wild 2 be in da haus. So iz haz to leeve her foor anudder fameely hoz lived i teh woodz. an boar nawt as snorgly as kitteh, butt littely snorgly. Naow iz haz 1 kitteh, is stripey, kind uf. Dat kitteh iz bery bery bery snorgly.
Sow u is jerman, DonALexander? Laik me? I has a cureejous!
Yes, I iz!
From Trier, but nau I iz in teh wuudz of teh eest.
Oh, ai has been 2 Trier! Itz a lubberly citee. Wuudz in teh eest sounds as if u were in teh wilderness… ai is in Moonich, Bavaria, but oridginally ai comes frum furver up North.
I iz at place where we lookies at teh starz. teh onez in teh skies, tat iz. I iz on way to becomings big importnat resurchr. I may bes in Moonich next year! As after-guy-who-makes-uz-weels-again…
U is an astronommmer??? Pweeze nawt to nom teh stars!
I dunt unnerstand teh bit aboot the after-guy, though. Whut? But iffn u comes 2 Moonich, ai gibs u mail address and mabbeh we can has small cheezmeet!
In non-LOLspeak: Post-Doc
I not nomm teh stars, teyh be self-nomming. I watches star fall down, go BOOM!
Ohai DonAlexander! Ai am awnlee 1/2 cherman.
But ai lived in churmanee fur meneemenee yeers. In Stuttgart, Heidelberg, Karlsruhe an Kitzingen.
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But wich wuudz ar these that yoo livs in???? An hao far to teh eest?
.
Inqwisitiv kittehs wantz to know!
O/T
Janet did yew see dat yer old pal Paws4thot wuz on the fred
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/02/funny-pictures-im-watchin-my-stories/
sry, dis jus a fly by……. ai iz sposed tew be gettin reddi 4 werk…….gotta go…see yew a lil layter
Thank yoo jamamakitty! No – ai dint see it. Ai hoep he iz bak fur gud. He iz – fur mee – wun ov thoz hoo set a “certain” tone taht keepz ebreething awn trak.
.
An hee’s offen VERREEE funnee. An haz an N cylop eedik knowlej ov Sci Fi! Prollee moar tahn ene wun heer – an that sets a VERREE ohai bar!
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Ai donut know hao to splain it bedder. But hiz presents (an hee iz nawt the awnleee wun, ov corse) iz impurrrtant fur us.
Iz placy called, in extra-looong Dscherman wurds: Thüringer Landessternwarte Tautenburg
Thankz! An nao ai see wai yoo ar there.
Ai think yoo mite bee teh awnlee
astnomnomnomer we haz heer. So ai hoep yoo can stay!
Tanks tu yuu tu! Iz nawt me furst commint, jus my furst nawt secunnd. I wills alwayz read teh lulz, an may post commints ifs me haz somting witty tu says.
Now iz goes back to nomming, um, stud…, stup…, learning thingies about teh starz.
Ohai DonAlexander! dis Tautenburg, is dat teh plaice were teh anshient Gurmanians beet teh Roman legions ov Varus? lawng, lawng, lawng agoez (9A.D.)? it wus teh battul ov teh Teutoburg Forest. iz same plaice?
No, AfriCat, is nawt. My jerman geograffick noll edge, let me show u it. Teh Teutoburg Forest be up Northwest, while Tautenburg be Middle Eest (in Jermanee!!! Nawt Middle EEast as in Conflickt wif a cappital C). Ai haz nebber been 2 DonAlexander’s plaice, but ai has been to teh Teutoburg Forest. It be woody and hilly… *nods hed wisely while remembaring*
My placy be hart tu fint in teh wuudz!!
Akshully, no won reely noes where teh battle of Teutoburg forest tuk plaiss eggsaktly. Only genrul lokayshun is nown.
Also, my plais nebber had teh Row-mans. Buts where I gew from astronomer seed, der be many much teh Row-man stuffs! We’s be proudz of it tu!
Fanks u berry mush fur teh info!
hehehehe chrissy lites noe way! waz chaysing tah birdys miithinks
Ai want to knows wut stoopi hooman wuz taykin pikchur of kitteh insted uv helpin kitteh. Ai suppoze dat mayks mii sownd liek a caretroll.
we know dat u’ll neva be a care troll!!!
u waz jus’… hmmm… finking da right adn logical fing, dats all!
Tralalalalal! ♫ evethemulticatmom iz a caretroll! ♪ evethemulticatmom iz a caretrol! ♫ l
Just kidding! Ai think we ar awl wundering wai teh pikchoor wuz takeded.
Heer – ai hav sum extree notes an harts! Wud yoo laik them?? ♪ ♥ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
Ooooo, notes and harts! ♪ ♥ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ Ai takes em!
bye de luk ob dat fenze poast bezide kitteh aye doan tink hez bery far offa ground. buttz jus in caze aye hab rallied de lokal sqwirrelies & dey r holden a kitteh-cachin net rite unner himz!
Pinkie pinkie toe pads are freezin!!
itz never too cold to be kyoot!!
butz u canz be so kyoot taht odders furget abowt da cold.
ya!! but den, we hab to hab our CHRG on or else dey’d be braynz all ova!!
ai weerz dem ebbery minit ob da dai… jus in caise sumfin shows up herez dat cud splod mai bwain…
u noe… aiz blond… ai has nawt enuff bwain 2 waist…
well, da quantity doesnt matter, da quality doez!!
Ai useta think that when ai wuz a kyuut yung thing- nao ai’d rather be warm and comfy!
warm and comfy iz a epic want for ebery one!!1!
Ai am nao warm and comfy in Nawty Barn- may nawt be back for a while…..
O.O
u… in da nawty barn? ok…. dat might taek sum tiem…
Dey puts meh out in de colds, but dems forgots tu lock the attick winah. i give em sum frosty bites when i gets in.
that cat looks impeccably calm in this picture haha
Hang in There!
(An “Oldie-But-Goodie”)
…. Friday’s comin’!
It had to be said! Or else, Slip Slidin’ Away…
By the way, were you out riding on Petunia’s head in the Budweiser hitch on the weekend? Or were you a hausmaus?
Neither, actually. I was in Virginia watching my daughter’s first field hockey match of the season. There’s a picture in the LOLs on my profile.
I take it by your caption that her goal-tending was successful! Conga-mauses to her!
Yes: they won. She was ranked #7 in NCAA Division III in Goals Against Average at the end of last season. We are very proud of her.
Iz teh Chuk Noris kitteh nd bee duin mai pull-upz in da sno off da ruf laik dis…see. Akshully, Chuk Noris got nuting on meh.
hewoo?
Chin-Upz — ur doin them — rite akshually.
Iz dis sweet kitteh leik in teh dangr of losing 1 of hes/her lif 4 der chanz to maek dis fotograf posible?
Ai doan fink Kitteh bees taht faure frum teh grownd; adn luukes liek tehre bees a lawtta snowe, oar ebben a ruuf unnerneeth hims; iyf hims hasta leyt goes ov teh oaverhang, mebbee hims wil jes droppez iyntuu teh sauft-luukeing snowe;
EnneeyHoo: Jes a noate tuu Kitteh:
Iyf yuu iys awl dune hangyng teh Christmas lites, doan wurry bowt nexxt yeer:
Jes leeve teh lites stringes up tehre awl yeer rownd, liek bowt elebentey gazillion peeps duz ebbereey yeer afture teh Hawlleedaiys!!!!!
bourne identity cubb!!! LOL