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huh??? wuts wif da ‘q’???
mah cheap way of gettin first comment =P
BERY CHEEP!!!!!!! LOL
dude, not lolsome…
Yeah, but he gotz it! Tahtz awl taht kaowntz!
deer jmuhj,
DAT IZ “NAWT” WUT COWNTZ!!1! jmuhj…hooeber U R!
We haz da certin ruelz here adn it’s abowt “PLAYIN FAIR”!!1!
If U cant play niecly, GO AWAI!!1!
Fankz ml4u fur duing mai jawb wile ai wuz seing dr.tinykit. Yu ar rite abowt da roolz. Dere ar feyew but we menez dem. Plai nais iz mane fing. Nd wen nyew pikshur cumz trai tu sai sumfing relephent oar funnee. Iz nawt eezy tu fink dat fast so if yu cant den wate fur sumbuddee hoo can. Effreebudde els luk owt fur the “gy bhined yu”
wow
i totally dont understand LOLspeak no matter how hard i might try
Dis nawt LOLspeak, owr 1337speak, owr 1338speak,
dis Cheezburger slang! You nawt speek ett. Go wai.
teh trick iz to speek it fonetikly, juss pronowns it liek it lookz.
or say it owt lowd nd it maekz moar sens.
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the trick is to speak it phonetically, just pronounce it like it looks.
or say it out loud and it makes more sense.
oh ML.. jmuhj has bin heer longer then I has!
I fink he(she?) wuz just tryin to be nise…
Here.
*Gibs ML a choklit martoonie*
Lets go bak to teh noo thred and forget all abowts dis… s’not dat big a deel.
And, we did has a gud laff abowt it, rite?
Rite U R leeza-b!… butt Ai gotz suckt in
n gotz karreed awai n stuff.
Wuts rite iz rite n wuts gud is gud! Dats awl!
Fanks 4 teh choklit martoonie!
*piks it up n downs teh hole fing*
Aaaawwwwwww..muhc beddur nao!
Gud-nite n sweet dreemz!!1!
C ya-awl onna flip sied.
nawt funny bub
Noe sush wurd. Der’s Nawt Sekkond, but der’s noe sush fing az a frisp.. grist… pissed… wateber it woz yu sed.
OK,TGBY, concatshoelaces!!1! awnna nawt sekund!!!
um. do we gives congrats to cheetahs?
Hhmmmmm
*skrachiz hed wif paw*
Ceep ‘q’ cheetahs!?!?!
Cheetah oar cheetur?????
um… bofe!
at leest it was only top uv the ty…. grrr.
Ai think – sorree, Taht Guy Behind You, taht this cannawt count az a “nawt second” commint.
At leest, nawt wun tath we wud offer teh congar ratz, oar teh danzing an celebrayshuns.
Teh hole aidea fur teh celebrayshuns iz to celebraytte teh wun hoo, in the fayce ov teh “no commint,” can think fast, moove fast, an maek a reelee gud commint.
But yoo were at leest honest. Taht iz in yur favor.
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Just BEING in teh tawp spot duzznt kwite doo it!
*mlfu slowlee walks up adn taeks teh concatshoelaces bak frum Taht Guy Behind You*….
Adn handz tehm tew Goosey?
{{{ohahtahgoosiam}}} ohai!
LoL…ob corse Ai wil!!1!
*hans concatshoelaces 2 ohahtahgoosiam*
Der U go…U play bery niecly!
BTW—( Ai added U as a fren, K?)
feelin sorree for TGBY -
he jus tooooooooo keen
You nawt secund guys jus sit him in corner quiet
an splain to him….
not be nastee to him in front of uther ICHC
Uhm…hiz naems nawt bloo,
sew we cant tawk 2 him kwietly…
He’z a jerk n duznt no hao 2 plai niec.
He slunk in, did hiz “q” adn slunk owt agian!
We don need ppl liek dat 2 ruin owr fun!!1!
BTW….. Ur bloo naem goz into ???OBLIVION???
Dat’s RYTE!! Nawt second my floofy leff paw. Ahm nawt playin no moar iff DAT gui gets tu keep playin. An I nebber maeks comentz ENNEHWAY!!!
*crosses arms and stomps off to a floofy couch to sulk*
not to be sulkin -
das not niys neither –
he jus not no rools.
i not no rools.
an i not playin ifn you guys be meen
I don’t fink anyone is bein meen.
TGBY admitted he was cheetin. and stucked his tung owt.
I fink Janet splained it very nisely.
weeeellllllllllllllllll, he wuz honest, in ottehr werds,he wuz a cheetah but not lion.
Izz hee a “Q” lyke frum Star Trek?
maebee he’s “Q” lyk he’s furst in lyne?
Mefinks he stole his daddy’s Q and mayd a livvin owt uv playin pool!
Him can’t shift fur himselb tho
it ockurred to me he mite be frum teh Q continyu umm. prolly just testing us or putting us on try al.
or a Puma…
u gotta say sumting bout teh picture not jus type a letter
Oy, these kids today
Gots no rispekt!
u cud say he waz ‘chee-ted”
What’s the matter with kids today?
I hears Paul Lynde’s singings in my head, burt couldn’t find a gud clip ov it.
Must go rent bye bye birdie now….
GEYUT AWFF MAH LAWN!
Sos… is dat sum lolspeak or sum appalacc… appalech… redsneck?
i smoothin you
others not so nys.
i sayin sorrry on theyr beehalfs.
you jus need to lern rools…. an i not findin them naither
Get ober it!
We R NAWT seyin sry!
We R NAWT bein meen!
He cheetid, stuk hiz tung owt at us, N bailed…
ADN, he prolly wont b bak heer 2 reed any ob dis!
Jus ‘membur…Plai Niec!
well, mebbee nex time tgby will rebember taht it izn’t enuff to be fast, yoo must be fast an clebber. taht iz why i haz no nawt-sekonds.
wun time i luked at ichc an tehre wuz noo lol wif 0 commints!! an my brayn freezed!! 
culdn’t fink ob anyfing clebber!! (fast an clebber are not my two strong poynts. ) an didn’t want to take teh chanse for nawt-sekond frum sumwun more deserbing. so mebbee nex time he finks of clebber commint an kan hab gud nawt-sekond taht way. (dont gib up, tgby)
Yes! Ai havjust had mai “furst” anniversayr ov bein heer az a commter purrrson. An in awl that taim, ai do nawt beleeve ai hav had eben 10 nawt seconds.
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Becuz ai too suffer frum the ‘brayne freeze” – and ai do nawt wish to say sumthing stoopee just to be nawt second. There iz no gloree in tath!
Happy Anniverserry Janet!
*ChocolateSamus nd Reel Samus yoose charge beem awn yoo*
*bwahahahahahaha*
3-D t-shirt
Wut duz ‘q’ meen?
Meens he uzd his left pinkee.
*SNERK*!!1!
*wipes mtn doo off keybored aftur snurting*
HA…did ai du dat???
*hangs hed in shaem*
SRY leeza-b
*suspecks purrsun akshually heddesked adn missed*
***wypes tirs from i’s lol so hard****
It’s a berry cheep wai uv gettin a nawt sekund!
Ai fink teh nawt sekkund poleese shud be cawlled. Wii dun wan tew set a pressident liek tihs. Ai hearbye claym teh nawt sekkund fur tihs pikshoor.
Wiv teh powas inbestid in me bai nowun, Ai heerbai deeclair dat u haz teh top uv teh macrame! STN TGBY
wunner if hee noes Kurt?
raise yur hand if yu think what That Guy Behind You did was cheep, rude, and not lolsome. __
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whispurrs: dang, teh hand i drew didn’t turn out
Weird Press eets teh spacis – iz liek nachoor – haytez a vakkyoom!
I says that every poker night.
Oddly enuff, we useta call mah last kitteh menneh things, inclooding “Q.”
As in Q that stands for Qat. Thus owr saying “Q – the Qat.”
An member that kitteh playing Scrabblol last week. He spelld kittehs with a Q to git moar poynts – Q I T T E H Z. Korrding to mah Websterz, itz an acceptable alternativ spellink.
Ai haz a stranj font ware teh Q iz a kitteh, but dat duz nawt eggskyooz watsiznaem cheetin.
i tink its a 3-D K-shirt (kitteh-shirt)
get it
get da PUMA!!!!!11!!!!
Lookalike sleeps
runs faster tahn a speeding lion
oh noes… a blak kitteh… SPLORT
*grumbul*
dangit. babbeh blak kitteh pertendin to be a pooma and NO chrg warning!!
*attempts to scoop up braynes wiffin reech*
LOL!! leeza-b! Pleez sit daon! Yoo cant doo it bai yurself! Ai will halp!
SO! *rolls up teh sleevez*
*taeks brayns frum leeza-b – put teh in hur hed*
*scoopitty scoopitte scoop scoop*
*putz teh rest ov tehm in*
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I think that’s awl. . .OH! WAYTE!! *catches fleeing liddle brayne cell – pops it in*
Nao *pat pat pat ptat* hmmmmmmm *tuk tuk tuk* *pat pat pat*
Putz awn teh nicez CHRG(wdoi)
LUk! Thiz wun ov teh original wuns – wif teh drawring ov a piggy-fayce taht Ambercat maeded.
*tug tug tug* SNAP! THERE! Awl dun!
An nao – yur sawft whyte (yoo luk gud in whyte, yoo know
)blankee. An sum nice choklit!!! Yoo shud bee up an abowt in NO taim!
fanks Janet! I luvs teh piggy face!
srry, JCH4K, me helped alredy
neber mind, ME AM FORGOTONED ABOWT WHAAAAAA
sairys – yoo ar nawt forgtoned abowt!
But it offen happens, tath sumwun iz reskewed bay moar than wun purrson.
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Just goez to show hao reelee saife wee ar heer. No wun will ignore a fallen comrade!
*wayrz t-shirt wit “no cheez-peep left behind” onnit*
Ai haz seed lol-piks ware a purrson hoo sploartid wuz reskuued bye at leest 4 CheezFrends!!!!
weewooweewooweewoo CCC cumin throo weewooweewoo
*scoopy scoopy patpatpatputpat*
smoov em out an drink Ebil Maus’s Hot Oranglet (Ebil hot choklit) an yull be fine take this antidote too so de poison jus makes you cyoot immune for 48 hrs (Ebil says himself he immune maybe this will wurk)
whispurrs just be sure to take the extra strength CHRG
mmmm… dat smells gud!
*drinks teh Ebil Hot Oranglet*
*reeches for the aunty dote and knoks it over*
oops.
rut oh, Hashim got a major sickyache from drinken et wifout teh antidote, brb…
k, meez got teh spare (don tell Ebil Maus dat i has a spare key to his sekrit Ebil lab) i hav this antidote in kitteh treet form so yu can no lose et
fanks sairys!!! dat wuz clothes.
hold on tew yer hat then, here is 17 seconds of major splortage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sH19uzxUi8
OMCC….major splortage material. If leeza-b goes in, she needs quadruple CHRG/wdoi.
Oh noes, lukkit that beh-beh! Lukkit himz furz! His liddel paws!
*puts wun paw over leeza-b’s fayce, wun paw over mah own fayce*
Donawt luk, leeza-b!
U iz ok, Gremlin. I puttinged a CHRG on u at deh bottum uv deh fred.
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*peeks owt frum under gremlin’s paw*
*holds on2 chrg titely*
*luks away wif a kwikness!*
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
/lolspeek off
I took another stray in today to get um, ‘tutored’…. sadly, he was + for FeLV and FIV both. *sigh* Out of 5 cats, 3 have been + for FeLV. Does that seem high? Any of you deal with ferals much?
Oh, and if any of you know any tricks… I still have 2 that I really need to trap, but they’re too wary. Any halpful hints?
Ohai leeza! We had a lady in our industrial complex that had rigged up a very big trap when she couldn’t catch them in the smaller safe traps. It was quite ingenious! Think of a 4 section fence set up in a square but one wall not all the closed and with some bait inside. 1 wall has a small cutout the size of the friendly trap. She would sit in the parking lot with a string tied to the open wall and soon as the cat went in, she would pull the string. Cats don’t like it much, want out & they can be generally be ’scared’ into the trap. She would sometimes use a pet mouse in a tiny cage.
good advice Fiks, metal dog crates work for this strategy & takes patience to be there to pull string – there is also a way to set a “trip plate” in the crate
no doesn’t seem high if the colony is smallish. very sad though – does the vet send him “over” when positive? there is a trick that you use open ended cardboard “tunnels” (start big and slowly reduce size) with the food “bait” inside, put them near under brush, after wary ones see going in the square tunnels gets them food – you eventually put the trap in still covered with the cardboard – hope this is helpful – if you are more advanced than this suggestion I apologize – but let me know and we can go further – J
lezza, do you know of AlleyCatAllies?
because you are already an “advocate”
http://www.alleycat.org …just the basics website
but these are very dedicated TNR people
I work with an organization called Friends of Feral Felines, which is basically the same thing. And yes… he went to the brij this afternoon and met his 2 friends there.
I has tried putting the fud close to the entrance, and gradually moving it back… that worked for some of them, but not for my old yellow guy. And I have a feeling he’s the cause of a lot of this.. he’s an old warrior. Poor ol guy.
the wiley warriors are the worst to catch … he would eat along the trail of food drops and stop just outside trap -right? the world needs more people like you, keep saving lives
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ok, dig a deeeep pit put thatch over top….
LOLOL!!!
I had a flash of a roadrunner cartoon there…
I actually had him almost all the way in the trap last nite, and the calico girl picked RIGHT THEN to rub against the cage and spring it too early *gnashing of teefs* which of course means I’ll probably never get him that far in again!
u noes… itz ackshully harder to rite in reel englisch than lolspeek heer!
Did sumwun say SPLORT?!
klik mah naem and u will haz a srs caes of SPLOOOOORT!
ohmyohmyohmiiiiii
amazing they are nawt only “spooklets” they be “splortlets” two!!
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&TC, i actually thot of yoo when I found the blackblueeyed bebbeh video
You warned me… and I clicked anyway…….
Haow rlly dorable; wut a foto-kollekshun ov kyuooteniss!!!
oh, what wunnerful bebehs yu ha keepingyu company!
spooklets nd splortlets, indeed.
Concatshulashuns tu Mamma Spooky, hur spooklets are jest beeuuutifull!!!!
Black kitteh know where hares show up best!
For Janet nd leeza-b…relebant to this pixshoor:
Black Cat/ Schwartze katze, by Rainer Maria Rilke, trans. by Stephen Mitchell
A ghost, though invisible, still is like a place
your sight can knock on, echoing; but here
within this thick black pelt, your strongest gaze
will be absorbed and utterly disappear:
just as a raving madman, when nothing else
can ease him, charges into his dark night
howling, pounds on the padded wall, and feels
the rage being taken in and pacified.
She seems to hide all looks that have ever fallen
into her, so that, like an audience,
she can look them over, menacing and sullen,
and curl to sleep with them. But all at once
as if awakened, she turns her face to yours;
and with a shock, you see yourself, tiny,
inside the golden amber of her eyeballs
suspended, like a prehistoric fly.
*enthoosiastic applesause for my fellow agent’s artistic contribyooshun to ICHC*
I fink Rilke’s “raving madman” metty-phor fitz pritty well.
Booklion! Ai LURVE Rilke! But ai did NOT know this wun! But hao purrrfekt izzit fur this pikshoor!
Iz frum Rilke’s New Poems , but I gotted it frum collekshun trans. & edited by Stephen Mitchell. My German nawt gud enuff to read Rilke in original.
Its a-me! Mario!
*applesauce*
*applesauce*
ooh, dat remememembers, P d’B – I needs to git sum fer mai dinner!
*wanders orf to her freezer fer to nab sum hoammade applesauce*
PB2K! You r hoam! Welkom bakk to yr bed & to yr kitteh pwners!
WOW!!! i iz speekless!
Dang. There’s always cat hair on my shirt!
Itz a constant battul, iznt it?
and inneresting how teh blak kitteh noes where the wite clothes r, and versy vicey… itz like they has a combing devise.
ohai leeze-b! yoo is so rite! hare placing skills dey definitely has dem.
An ub corse da blak n wite kittehs getz ya eider wai.
Well stop steeling teh kittehs from teh lols then.
I wasn’t steeling them! I was taking them to see whut they looked like in my howse for about elebenty years or so.
She wuz just holdin tehm up to teh lyte to see whut teh sunshyne on theyr cat furs wuld luk lyke.
Sumwharz in ther is a lyric fur a sawng.
Sunshine on mah cat hayrs . . . luks so luvly.
Sunshine… on my whiskurs… is subliiiiiiiiime….
Sunshine… on my vampire… AAAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!1
Ai finks u ment always a hair cat on yer shirt !!
it’s beddar 2 hav cat hair on teh shirt than 2 hav hare shirt on teh cat….
Party Unity My Azzzzzzzzz…….
delux extra-floofy edishun
Tung-Clean Only
on teh delicat sykill
costs extra for skottish fold
Even moar for skottish fluff and fold.
WIF PRE ADDED CAT FUZZ!
Oh, now there’s a time-saver!
LOL…Hows fings goin {{LCB}}}???
Ai hasn’t bin on heer 2 muhcly lately…Ai had mai sirgeree & bin heelin…doin good…may go bak 2 werk in ’bout a week, mehbe.
Ohai, misslionforu! Ar yoo injoying luxuriating arownd in teh ceiling bat set-up that teh yung Amish mens mayd fur yoo on wun of last week’s threds?
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/28/funny-pictures-makin-room-for-teh-capshun/#comment-427010
LoL,,,Datz gr8! Ai bin usin it awl da tiem!!1! adn teh swellin haz goen dwn! totally!!
Ai furgotz alot uv stuff da past week…Da loopys tuk ober n Ai went brain-stoopey fur awhile!! Dont needz da pillz n e moer. Fank Ceilin Cat!!!!
Hooray! I beleev teh yung Amish mens hoo mayd teh ceeling bat konstrukshun also left yoo sum beautimus hand-mayd kwilts an sum freshly bayked pies. Uv korse yoo must be cumfee and nutrified during yor rekubbery!
Well, Ai em usin dos wundermowse kwilts eberydai
adn da pi’s hab bin eeted up(wif da halp uv mai suns).
U were a big halp wif mai recubery!!!!!!!
{{{GREMLIN}}}
Yay! Laffter is teh best meddycin, as they say!
LOL fur lyfe and heeling!
If that’s teh case, then many of us here is substance abusers.
I is ok, just bizzy wif a lot of stuff. Hardly any time for burglaring, but I manage.
Glad ur doin goodly. Heeling takes time, just axe any obedience trainer. Does u need a hunnert dollar towel? Click my name to see how to get urs!
Dat mite cum in handy….
*goes 2 neu tab sews Ai can chk owt dis towel*
BRB
*hold music plays*
Ur LOL is important 2 us. Just hold ur horses another minnit and we’ll BRB.
*hold music continues*
Hhmmmm.
*skraches hed wif paw* again…
Dat luuks bery familyer…Ai ustoo hab wun uv dos yeers ago
adn nao Ai cant fidn it….. Hhmmmm
Did AI no U bak den? mehbeh? adn U may hab steeld it frum me??
*she finks skeptically*
Not as far as u know…
yoo nawt sellin mii stowlen hunnert dollar towe, r u?
No, lindykat, not to worries.
I selled teh stolen one to someone else.
U haz sum neet stuff ober der LCB!!1!
Ai wud liek 2 ordur 1 uv eech plz………..fur free!
I wud like for u to do that, too. But my kittehs say I has to sell allda towels for moneys or else I no can come inside.
Except for to feed them, of course.
ob corse! no munis = no fud = lotsa Doktur visits 4 misteryus slashes awl ober legs n arms!
Ai B chekin owt ur site at a tiem a littul L8r aftur Ai goes bak 2 werk adn haz a paichk comin in agian… If it wuznt 4 mai oldest son habbin a guud jawb, mai kitteh n doggie wuud hab no fud eever!
I unnerstand how it is. I have things set as low as I can and still mke it worth my while but some of teh items is pricey even after I discountify them.
mai big lawng commint just dis-da-peerd
Ai kant ‘member wut Ai sed sew……..
sumfing abowt muni n werk n fud n kittehs scratchin up legs n arms…..
oh well, hoep dis wun maeks it fru!
ohai lcb, i just buyed a hunnert-dollar towel!! see, ebrywun else in teh fambly
!!
haz nice big floofy twols for teh pool (we haz) an teh beech (we duzn’t haz, but visits sumtimes) eksep me, i haz old leftover twol frum teh wedding gifts 24
yeerz ago, iz all weard owt an pleh. so i sez to myslef, hey, lunarmommy,
yoo cuks all teh fuds, yoo washes ebreewun else’s yoosed sox an unnywears,
yoo DESERBS a nice towl!! an not just any ol nice twol, but a HUNNERT_DOLLOR twoel!! speshuly if iz only eleben-fifty munnies, is eighty-eigh an a haf persent OFF!! (plus shippin an handlin, ob corse). so i byed wun!!1!!
Yes, u deserve it!
And plz to not be forgetting that part of teh “and handlin” charges is to has one of my kittehs sit on ur towel before I puts it in teh mailer. Teh towels is rapped in plastic, but teh kittehs insist on sitting on them anyways.
Dey b deh full service kittehz, yessireebob.
iz alwuz bettr if a kitteh haz sitted on it. noozpapers, plastik-rapped towls, clothes, Importunt Offis Wurk… ebreefin bettr wif a kitteh-inspekshun.
I is vry glad to hear this from u, because Liam nibbled a little on teh corner of ur towel wrapper.
i maded yoo a commint but wurdpress is dijestin it, hopefly will hork it bak up soon
wow a 9 macrame
Ai maek it 8,but it’s prittee gud eben so!
8, unless u duzzn’t cownt teh won in teh q.
ya, teh “q” guy no count, he a cheetah loin puma guy
Sowwee, Ai din’t notiss dat u gotted a dubble, sairys. So is 9 incloodin teh cheetah.
hai!
O hai!
…yo!
…ho!
where?
♪♫ Yo ho, yo ho, a piritz life fir mii.
♪♫ Wii pillij plundur, wii riflol and loot.
♪♫ Drink up mi ‘arteez, yo ho.
♪♫ Wii kidnap adn ravij adn doan gib a hoot.
♪♫ Drink up mii ‘arteez, yo ho.
remember, always…..alllwwaaayyyyyssss, plunder and loot before ya burn the village.
I gots a brudder, Adeedas, an a sistir, Slippers
An dont furgit mah kuzzins – Bok an Reebok.
Mah kuzzin Bok, he duzzint lyke bein kalled by himz niknaym . . . We kalls heem “chikkin.”
Da kittehs alwais slepe were da fur showz da bestest. Ai cals it mul tie taskin–dey b sleping N dey b furrin up mai close.
no1 being saiys hai bac
ohai! u noo heer?
me no news..i just…yeperrs im nooo
well howdee!
and welkum to ICHC where ennything can happen, and yooshully does!
ohai Ravensqueaker … since yew is noo, yew might have missed that yew received an award, fer changing yer name to blooness, back awn teh “I’ll do it later” picshur. But, the good thing about ICHC is that yew can go back and enjoy awards any time.
ohai, bac
MaryO, we is tryin to resuscitayt yoo on teh last thred! Ther wuz shrimps aplenty bein offered. Sawree to say, ayll just has to go bak an eet em mahself! BRB!!!! *tayks off for last thred*
nawt only shrimps, there wuz teh Water Baloon of Awakeneness, filled wif the Waters of Everlaffing Life. Yew shudda seen it…
*kums slinkin bak with tayl between mah legs*
*sheepishly* Mah pawz wuz slapped. Teh Ebil Maus sed those shwimps wuz fur yoo, MaryO. Shwimps! Langwishinos on that uther thred, awl alone . . .
*transpoarter sound*
pr0f. d’Beaker!! dat wuz full of win and awesum!!
i can’t fanx you enuf-
*tendrils curl around nutter Ginormuss Balloon o Gratitude filled wif reef reshing icecold Whale wattterz*
*SPROING!!!!*
*lobs teh waterballooon o gratitood @ Prof. d’Beaker*
no1, u meen Ryker?
ohai Ravensqueaker
Dint meen 2 B ruud!
Welcum 2 cheezladn…Dez R teh bestist cheezfrens awn Erf!!1!
oh hai!
ohai bac tu u Ravensqueaker, an a merry, happytail 2!!!
Wowsers, wut an applique (appleekay lolsp) awn taht tee-shurt!!!!
Wunder iyf iyt’s kolour-fast? Oar wil iyt shrinkez inna washure??
wil iyt staiy awn oar faul aowf az suune az iyt’s wett??
Iys iyt permahnint oar jes liek a tehmporaree tattoooo??
Oanley wun waiy tuu findez aowt; stik iyt inna wattur!!!
HOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOYY!!! Duz iyt evver haz poyntee eynds!!!
Mebbee weez jes shuud haynd-wash iyt oar jes leddit soakez foar awhil!!!!
Oar mebbee nawt; Jes leddit aloane, Ai finksoe!!!!
See LCB’s commint above- “Tung cleen only” !!
Yesh; rlly troo!!!
Puma? What did I tell you about making up animals?
It’s a warthog!
WIN!
Red vs Blue reference
Chupa-thingy, how about that?
Must…hav….dis….shirt…..
Beeyotiful….kitteh….
**titens CHRG arownd hed to avoid splorting***
*raps duk tayp kwiklee arownd eeck’s CHRG*
Luk away, eeck! Luk away!
*luks at fuzzeh beh-beh kittn on teh shirt, notisses that itz liddel belleh is fatter and moar snorgelishus than teh skinny belleh on teh reel Puma logo* Awwwwwww.
*Kwikklee pullz CHRG on gremlinz hed adn duktaypz it firmlee in plais.*
Fankyoo, cween! Splorting hz bin prevented. I yam sayf nao. Teh fuzzeh bellehs gitz meh every tyme!
It b deh leest I kin dueing 4 u….. u wunst reeattachted mai toe dat i cut off dueing a dans wif a lite~saber.
♥gremlin♥
how iz dat scar by teh way?? or duz teh ICHC majic ‘limiade scars?
It luking az gud az eber!!!
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A werd 2 deh wise: doan b dansing wif lite~saberz.
leeving it 2 deh profeshunilz.
Sownds lyke we haz owr own ICHC dantz show, “dantzing wit teh skars.”
Howdy eberybodee! Awn teh last fred, teh cheezpeeps askeded iffn I had gettid hoam yet. Unfortunatellee fer teh fred, I wuz in teh middel ov lerning hao to hook up maiself to an IV an den going hoam.
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So…fer all teh inquiring minds wantin to know:
YESH! PB2K is hoam agin! Teh kittehs ar bery bery happitayl to see her
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Iz wunnerful to be heer, mai kittehs, mai stuffs – wii’z awl reunited! Fanks fer eberybodee’s concern and gud fots fer mii wile I wuz in teh horspital. Nao I jes needs to keep bilding mai immune system — anodder 86 days stuck at hoam, an den wi’ll see whut the Dr. TinyCats say abowt me moobing abowt teh countree.
yay pb2k!! three cheerzez for teh noo bone marrow hope it keeps marrowin reel gud for yoo!!! hooray hooray hooray!!
(I borrowed som konfettiz frum teh burfday fairy for yoo!!)
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{{{PB2K}}}}
Glad ur hoem N heelin!!1! Ai bin owt uv it 4 a bit 2! Ai doin guud nao tho! Ai B sednin guud, fawtful, marrow heelin wishus ur way!
hoep yoo gets feelin better soon too frum yor surjrees, misslionforu!! happee get-wel thots!!
Fank U sew muchlee {{{lunarmommy}}}
Ai em doin pritty gud, akshully…Stil hertz a littul, but Ai try 2 ignore it mostly!!
deer misslionforu – manee wishez fur ur speedee recubberee {{{{misslionforu}}}} *berree sof an genteel hugz, soe az not tu hutz teh owee*
bleh! fur a eengerleesh teechur mai spellin iz nawt zo gud – nawt hutz, hurtz!
LMAO! Fank U {{{AfriCat}}}
Teh fing is, Ai unnerstuud U…LoL…
*HUGZ BAK*
Ebery dae issa liddul bit beddur.
Jus gimpin rite alawng!
*whispurrz*
Ai fink Ur spellin is wunnerful!
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etc.
HOoray HooRAy fur PB2K! *flayls paws in teh ayr in sillybrayshun*
We hopes yoo is well enuff to rezoom full snorgles soon. {{PB2K}}
YAY!! I sew glad u kin beez @ home PB2K!!! I duz a happee dans 4 u!1
*tapity, tapity, tap, tap, tap!
*tapity, tapity, tap, tap, tap!
*tap, tap, tap, tapity, tap, tap.
*Jazz handz!
{{{{PB2K}}}}
*grabs mj’s hand and breaks in2 time step*
♪♫♪ Gotta danse!! ♫♪
congrats Pb2K!!
*boom boom da boom boom boom* itz teh sownd ov teh Zulu sillybrashun drums ekoing frew teh Valley ov a Tousand Hills. teh sound ov the singin an teh clappin ov teh hands groes eber lowder as elebety five Zulu warriors in dere beeootiful fur kilts an tall fevver hed-dresses come closer an closer. dey iz doin teh Dance ov teh Homecoming Queen fur PB2K!!!
*watches teh Zulu warriors in tere beautimus owtfits, klaps wildly!*
AfriCat, that wuz just gorgeous! I culd see it awl!
*moar wild klapping*
fank u, fank u – teh Zulu dansers r availabul fur all sillybrshuns – book urly tu avoids diz-apointmunt!!!
Hey!!!! git awai u bambulance chasur!!! teh dansurs noe needs ur reprezentashun. i iz deir managur! STN!!!
i lubed teh dansurs too!!
*clappity clappity wif floofy paws*
uz a good manager Africat!!
I wuz lissnin to Ladysmith Black Mombazo on mah way to wurks todai. Then I comes heer an seez teh Afrikan dantzing. Whatta coincidinz!
A kuppla YooToob klippies wit Ladysmith Black Mombazo and others:
with Paul Simon – Diamonds on the Soles of her Shoes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OafqYNCzq5U
with Dolly Parton – Knockin on Heaven’s Door
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Zkr6kb8L58
with Dolly Parton – Peace Train
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO84xt_ydB8
Enjoi!
*dantzes arownd wit dimonds on teh soles uv mah pawz*
an heer fur ur lissenin an viewin pleesur, we prezent teh Ladysmith Black Mambazo!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5tngHfemWc
LOL!!! GMTA Gremlin!!! fanks u berry mush!!!
{{{{{{ PB2K}}}}}}}
{{{{{{ & teh kittehs who lurvs her }}}}}}}}
{{{{{{Pb2K, Zoli & JD}}}}}} Welcome Home!! bet the kittehs are bouncing off the walls and you at the same time. take good care, rest, and LOL in peace!
Yay PB2K!! Hope de mubblood iz taykin verry gud- hao iz de counts?
Da cownts iz amazink! Fings ar coming bak reelee well – eben mai platelets, which ar teh slowest to return to nermal, ar coming bak up nyslee. Basikallee, I jes needs to dodge teh germees an odder bad stuffs in teh air fer a good wile until mai immune system getz bak to nermal….or radder, debelops a noo nermal!
jamamakitty virtually recharges teh tourmaline stones teh better to assisst wif teh heelin!!!! glad yew are home!!! {{{{{pb2k}}}}}
Bestest wyshes foar yuu: Ai hoep yuu kuntinuue tuu geyt beddure ebberee daiy!!!!
Yay!!!! Hooray!!!! {{{{{PB2K}}}}}} So glad yu r home!!! So glad teh counts r gud!
Kittehs must be bery, bery happy yu r home…az happy az yu r to be there!
Happitayle, happytale, happity, happity, hap!!!!
{{{{PB2K wif kittehs}}}}}
Ai sew happytayl yoo ar hoem!
Wii will awl breef in sew wii canz tayke teh germzez awai frum yoo.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
i says congagulations to nawt sekind “q”!!!!!1! if i wer nawt sekind i wudn nao whut to say reel fasts cos is berry much presser to fink of sumfings kwik! if i eva nawt sekind, i wul say “oh hai!!!1″
Sunny, that iz teh point! Bekuz it iz hard to fink ov sumfing funny or clevver iz wy we sillybraytes a clevver nawt sekind commint, & evven if sumwun getz to teh pikshur & there r no commints, tehy SAY NUFFING if they can’t fink ov ennyfing relebant to teh pikshur.
but some ub us are noobies and we wanna haf sum fun tu be we’s are jus
slower. kthxbai.
Welkom, Sunny, yu can haz lots ov fun here…
I hopes yu stays nd plays.
O Hai Sunny! did teh chzfrends gibs yu a welcum partee? Tehy mades me chokklit martoonies adn showed meh rownd teh Ty Booteek adn ebberyfing!
U kin habbing lots uv fun wifowt beeing furst!!! If deh furstees were deh onlyest wunz habbing fun, dere wuddn’t b 194 commints on dis pitcher!!! I hazn’t hadded a furst in monfs adn munfs. But I lubz dis plais adn I kumz and playz here neerly ebery day.
*nodz hed* Yess, deh sillybrating b for conkering deh brayne freez uv deh No Commint screen. If u kennaugt fink uv sumfing witty, u shud just say nuffing.
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Saying ‘q’ or ‘oh hai’ iz reely no diffrunt frum saying ‘furst’ oar ‘nawt-sekkund’. u just b saying sumfing 2 b @ deh top uv deh fred. Dat just b gud timing 2 beeing dere at deh rite time…. It b deh witty adn humeruz dat b werf sillybrayting!!
*weeek weeek weeek* o hai cweenmj! I lefted yu a commint on a nubber fred wiv a chokklit cookie… but i eated it
Oh Hai GP!! How u iz 2day??
I hoapz deh chokklit cookee wuz nomilishuz!
Sew mennee fredz heer, it b hard to keeping up wif dem awl. I due gudd 2 keeping up wif wun oar 2 a day.
ai nose! mebbeh won dai ai will gets luckee adn beats teh brainfreeze fur mai berry own nawt sekkund… won dai
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I is berry well 2day thx, still no IRL lolpigs tho
ohai sunny — yes, teh dreaded brayne freeze. we has all X-perienced it, ai finkso. after a cuppla times, tho, it gets eazier. you’ll see
oh my, oh my… lookit wut i founds on teh “lift with your knees…” fred:
lolllllllllolololol
September 3rd, 2008 at 2:13 am
LOL … not funny. There is no try. Only do or do not.
oh wut can dis meen? iz owr lollllllllolololol developin a scents ov humurr?
News at elebenty!
i’z still waytin for him to maek sum funny lolz to sho us all wut funny reely iz. srsly. if him maeks a lol taht iz funny, i will laff. honestly.
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i’z not holdin my breaf, tho.
Aw, luks jus liek mah own kitteh Charleh!
Nao u trays meh. Den repeet bunch uv taimz. We sel milyunz. Bai mehnee cheezburgrz wif prawfitz.
WANT!!1!
I iz famous! Show me da munny!
Basement Cat Junior suez Puma fer image infringement, lolyerz spring innoo axion.
Ohai! did sumwun call fur teh lolyer?
tank goodnezz ur hear LolyerKitteh, dey be steelin meh beyewtious image fer dere shoddy mer…merch…..stuff dey be sellin! Wii suez dem big tiem!!
copy rights, basement cat breaks em!
Puma… ur doin it… right? and 3D
Hot damn, I want this t-shirt!!
but beware, u haz to feed it an dtoilet train it too!!
That’s too bad… I submitted one like this a month ago WITH the puma logo added. I thought it was pretty clever… guess the administrators didn’t.
awesome. nuff said.
gotta say, I like the kitten one better… partially because of the tail. There’s something humorous there.
WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT!!1!!!!
Me wan dis shert 2 !!!
i dont think you used captions
yay pb2k!! three cheerzez for teh noo bone marrow hope it keeps marrowin reel gud for yoo!!! hooray hooray hooray!!
(I borrowed som konfettiz frum teh burfday fairy for yoo!!)
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wat if kitteh sayd on da shirt? den wat would happen?