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ill neber go!!!!!11!!
meez in teh kitteh bunker, teh only way in is to parley wif tuna
doant go fur teh toona, izza trapp!
Armd an DANJURUSS!
*flashback*
hell no, we won’t go!
youll neber atke me alive coppers….wait… yu called teh cops on meh?
Ai shoots 2 kill
annipuss, itsa macrame
Shoot nawt-secund, axe qwestions laetr!
Rambo kitteh is reddy fur u.
Pseudo-GMTA…
(This was the other thing I was going to say)
rofl, leeza-b FTW
*feels flatturred*
I akshully saw the noo movie last year.
Oops- did I just admit that in publick?
Yesh!! Yesh yoo did!
But that’s awl rite. I’ve dun lotz that ai wudn’t reelee want enewun to know!
Yesh…yu let wun ov those seckrets slip yesterday.
How is yr Mom?
mai replai to yoo haz landed under LCB! An thanks again fur asking!
oh, i waz wundering about u too Janet!! i fink da beemz wurked!
hey, leeza-b, how iz yu tuday?
I haz a feline that blonde wearing bloo iz trying to contakt teh blonde in white on spy bizness, but teh wierd press iz skreenning out sekert spy mesijes…
spy bizness?
blondes?
why, hello there.
Why hello yourself Philippe.
How are you this fine day?
ai am well. taking a showrt brake from a bizzy day a twerk to visit ichc. et tu?
et moi? comme-ci, comme-ca.
*immeedately starts serching for coded messaj*
*as Philippe is obviouslee using werdpress for communicashuns*
Iz prolly wy teh communikayshuns frum short blonde in bloo go missing.
Oh, he’z a smart nd wiley wun, that Phillipe. Be kareful, tall blonde…
*whispurs*
u too, blonde in bloo!!
hmmm. word pretzel seems to have nommed my reply.
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ai’m good, though itz a bizzy day a’twerk.
how’z yew?
doing well!
I had a profitable weekend.
Altho I was distressed to hear you had a bit of a hangover aftur
the partee last week. Hope you are feeling better now?
ai am feeling much better, just a small loss of memory of the moment when the truck hit me and just b4 that. ai’m sure it wuz just an accident.
*Short Blonde in bloo emerges to be seen.*
Why, hello there, Phillipe.
*luks up at him from under lowered lashes, and taykes hiz arm.*
I wuz wundring if yu haz teh tyme to talk a ldle sigh-ense wif me tuday.
*whispurred aside*
Be careful, my colleague. This brilliant sinetist & handsum internatshunal man ov mystree may be harder to deal wif this time. And we needz him to be able to yuse teh diamond!
In teh meenwile, JCH4K (hoo iz awlso an internashunal asiant, an hoo haz bin taskeded bai teh *D.D S. . . . . l S. . . . . . S A. . . . y to pertekt tehir tawp asiant known az Phillipe d’Beaker, hoo iz known to has a weekness fur blondes) waches wif grate interest frum behind a neerbai tree.
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She iz well aware waht iz REELEE at stake heer.
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Teh verree air iz soopercharjed wif danjur.
OMG. This is so funny ! I wish my cat would do that . My one doesn’t mind the vets OR baths , lol .
Rimbaud kitteh will read his poetry to u.
Berree clebber LCB!!! (Ai’m finking HG.)
*blargh*
AFAIK, Rimbaud was not a Vogon.
nor a Cylon.
“By your command”
Well – nawt so gud, reelee.
Ai am starting to bee seriouslee werreed. Ai’m orff to teh horspeital again sune.
{{{{{booklion}}}}} Thanks fur asking. Meens a lot.
This wuz sposed to bee under booklions oommint, ov corse!
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But – az ai ar heer – ELEBENTEE BURGERS to yoo, LCB!! @@@@@@@@@@@ an moar!
Thx! Sry to hear that things is not so grate ackshually wif ur mommeh. Good thoughts sent ur way.
{{J4K an her mom}} And frum heer too. Hope all goes well, and quick healing!
*sendin gud thots to Janet and hur mom*
{{{{{JanetCanHas4Kittehs}}}}}
{{{{Janet’s Mom}}}}}
Sending all teh best to yu nd yr muvver.
yeah, wut booklion sed.
hope everything is good. keep us in-formed plz?
hope it goes ok today janet
Sawy 2 heer bout ur mommeh.
*sends healing thots to Janet’s Mommeh*
{{{{Janet’s mommeh}}}
*sends comfortin thots to Janet*
{{{{Janet}}}}
{{{{Janet an Mom}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{janet & mom}}}}}}}}}}}}}
sorry i dint see dis sooner. hope all goes well.
*PewPewPewPewPewPewPewPewPew*
Gotcha!
U shootin stinkee boms?
Oar, r u in church?
Keep going! You’re on a roll!
you calling her a cheezburga??? why i never
Dats a compliment! Kittehs lubs cheezburgrs!
yesh tehy dew – how goes yer tempt to have a kitteh?
*pulls uppa chayr, watches with grayt interest*
rhsb is gunna hav a kitteh? I gotz to see dat! Kawl up CNN! We is abowt to mayk teh whirled noos . . .
Call Ripley’s!
Yesh, ai gonna get a kitteh. Hur naem is Nikita an hurs comin frum Misheegun.
Jest axk Eek….
{{{{{Nikita & rhsb}}}}} an imported kitteh how wonderful!!1!
in honor or EecK’s sad maibee letting her give a ST inspired middul name for the kitteh wud cheer her up?
Ackshully, iz joek. Eek has kitteh an ai tolded hur 2 send kitteh 2 mi, sew hur axked Nikita if hur wanted 2 go 2 Kentuckee.
Ai tolded Eek dat Nikita callded mi an sed hur wantz 2 come lib wif mi.
**whispurrs** Ai nawt fink Eek iz gonna send mi hur kitteh.
i am such a gullible goober
sew yoo still kittehless
hope yoo can adopt one soon
Wait,wut ?????
Had a bizzee at werk & wuz awai fer awhile !!
Ai sorree,rhsb…ai lubs mai Nikita 2 much !!!
Ai unnerstand, Eek.
Jus gibs hur an teh uthur kittehs extra snorglez frum dere Auntie RHSB.
I was buying the airline ticket
lining-up an atttendant 2 escort
and re-naming Nikita all in 10 min
Iz okay, 6kittehs.
Wun dai, mai kitteh will come,
Wun dai, mai kitteh will come.
**Nao ai gots the Disnee sawng in mai hed. Ai gibbed maiself an eerwurm!**
Haow bowt dis wun:
“Evvyboddee, evvyboddee, evvyboddee shood b pwned bai catz!
Evvyboddee, evvyboddee, evvyboddee shood b pwned bai catz!”
Ai kno!!! Bombing inna litterbocks!
Mai Josie usta leev sum seeryus WMD in tehre!
Or maybe you could call them IEDs (Improvised Extremelystinky Devices)
iffn ai onleh knew 28 years earliur… ai cud hab sabed mai brothers… IEDs fur dis.
Wrong sort of vet?
Kitteh sez: “Loct adn loded!”
U’ll nebber tayke me ALLLIIIIVVVE !!!!
just as a side conversation, what do you guys think about that guy who sealed the kittens in that wall, i mean, who could do such a cruel thing to innocent kittehs?
Ai culdn’t eben finish reedin dat storee….whether he did it awn purpose or not,it still sucks for dose poor kittehs!
It boggles the mind, pooh kittehz
Sum peepl must haetz tehmselves soo much tehy must taek it awt awn sumwun else. Hao els can wun eben begin to splain such a needlesslee awful thing!
u rite Janet, but haocumwize dey “taek(s) it awt awn sumwun else”
woo cant fite back? itz awlwais sumwun, smaller den dem n halplez
Itz a hart-braykin storeh. Just mayks me wanna kry bukkits an bukkits. Hao culd a persun do such a thing?
*puts paw on fayc an sadly ponders teh senseless kruelty in teh whirled*
Nawt shur ib iz sayme storee, but teh wun ah reedz teh man hoo bilded teh waul nawt ebin noze teh man hooz flat it wuz had a kitteh, nebbir mynd daht kitteh wuz hydin weher he wuz bilding teh waul.
Hi, paws! Teh storeh we is refrinzing is teh wun menshuned on this site, just to the left uv teh “who’s talking” box. Iz abowt foam-covered kittens; I don’t know if teh pikshor changes thatz abuv teh list uv noos storehs, but rite nao ther is a pikshor on this page uv wun uv teh kittehs cuvverd in teh foam.
Oh no Capin, teh tribblez haz tayken ober da shipp!
o hai Tribble! How iz Uz?
Gud mornin two_kittehs! Eye is gud tank u, an u? Luks lyke wii will bee gettin sum beeg rayne on Fryedai an Caturdai frum teh hurricayne.
Oh,Tribble…ai red teh worstest news ober teh weekund.
Dey CLOSED teh Star Trek Eggsperience at teh Hilton in Lost Wages!
Ai am glad ai gotted to see it,but sad for awl teh trekkies who did nawt.
Ai wuz lukkin forward to anudder green drinkie !!
**sob**
GASP!! PLZ TU BE TELLIN MEE U IZ JOKIN!! Eye nebber gotted tu c it! Oh now eye haz a giant sad!
Wish ai wuz….suprised me,too !!!
Oh NOOOES!!! Ai nebber saw it eether! *sobs* An ai ar a giunt Star Trek fan!
*sniff* Ai’ve nebber bin to enething “Star Trek.” *weep weep*
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Maus – ar yoo still heer? Ai think we AWL needz sum hankees ober heer.!
*passes over box o tishooos*
*Brings in the extra-large box of Irish linen hankies*
Here you are ladies. When you’re done, take them to the NB so that one of the YNGs can wash and iron them…
Hey….mebbe we can get dem to recreate teh Star Trek stuff in teh NB….
dat wuld be AWESUM!!
It would indeed!
Sai g’nite Data
*qwicklee chops onion in haff* *whiffs/waits* *weepweepweep*
*takes linen hankies to throughlee wet wit tears*
Thank You, you are a scholar & a gentleman Maus
*ahem*
i only haz one fing to say!
i can haz onion too??
*takes onion*
*sniffle sniffle*
dis toast iz foar Star Trek!!
ohai Hashim – but tears, hankies, and YNGs are for us girls
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speakin of ST i saw a late night episoda over the long weekend where they had this poor doggy dressed in a costume with 1 rhino horn on his forehead, antenae, and an armadilla tail – he was split in 2 by the transpota into evil space alien dog and nice space alien dog (then Kirk had to try splitting too)
O_O
poor dog…. i haz pity on dem…
The Enemy Within
Hmmm…a trip tu da NB mite mayke mee pheel a liddle bedder.
Tank u Maus, eye haz nebber scene such lublee hankees.
Thanks mary O’ – wont yoo bee needing these yurself??? Taeks tissue – HONK!
Thanks Maus. *dabs aiez wif teh fein linnin hankee* Ai dont know wai, but teh fein Irish linnen hankeez awlwaiz maek mee feel mutch bedeer!
An ah nawt seed it eithah!
OHai! Wud yoo laik a fein Irish linnen hankee too???
Does that come wif a brogue?
I kan haz a payr ob broguez?
ohh… u can get brogues in payrs?
*swoon*
*whispurs to Paws*
Dat applies to bof Scottish and Irish brogues, of corse…
Ah, but wun wunders – duz a payr uv brogues beet a payr uv fayce kards when playin internashunal ICHC strip poker?
um… YES.
and that’s onlee beeted by a full howse:
a payre of brogues and a payre of kilts… wif an ale high.
A payr uv brogues! A payr uv kilts! An wuz that a high gale wind, yoo sed?
*suddinlee luks interested*
Iz awl in purrfect wurkin order Gremlin!
Heer ebreewun, haz a tribble tu cuddle wit. Will myake u pheel bedderer. Jus doan’t feed it!
I nawt b gittin 2 C it eevur…
N I b uh HYOOJ Trekker frum yeerz goan bie, sew I gunna b uppysetted dat dey kloazded it wifowt mai gittin 2 C it… 
DIS IZZN’T FAIR!! Dey shood haz towld peepul dey wuz gonna clowz it sew wii awl cudda mayde planz tu c it! Maybe dey cood moove it tew Atlantic citee! Den it not bee tew far frum Mareeland. U HEER DAT HILTON PEEPUL? MOOVE IT TEW ATLANTIC CITTEE!! Plz? Pretti plz? Wit a cherri onna top?
Apparently it wuz an issue wif teh lease….it wuld be nyce if dey re-opened it sumwhere else cuz it was a kewl playce!
Dammit, Jim! I’m a doctor, not a real-estate agent!
Wii can dew it!!! Ebreewun…wii can ohpen de ICHC Star Trek Eggpeerience!!! Eye no Tofu wood enjoi it. Whut u sai? N e wun wanna go intu biznezz?
Hay — dere B uh Hiltun n Hotlanta, wich iz ware Dr. McCoy wuz frum … mebbe dey cood moov it heer…………
I iz gud 2, oh noes rain
Do not want!
I was finking ov doing sumfing outdoors dis weekend
mai beez on Sundai
me 2… wuz sposed to go campin this weekend.
duzzn’t luk gud!
U libs in MD 2?
no, I iz in NC, but wuz going to VA to camp.. Whitetop, ackshully.
It alwayz rainz wen dere izza campin trip. Iz lyke a campin rule or sumphing.
*sigh*
Teh last time I camped I ended up hiking in a thundurstorm.
Not sew grate, ackshully!!
Ohh, dat dangurous! Mye sun gotted hit bye litening atta boi scowt camp. Dey tole dem tu sheltur undur a dining fly. Litening went along teh grownd frum a tree.
oh noes! wuz he ok?
Dey sed my hares were standing on end, I sed..
…exit mtn, stage rite!! And runned all teh way down!
Aggin!?
I iz qualified to be a VP and I will not be vetted
Wii can alsew c were u stand on gun controll.
I also hunt an is a follower of the celeeng kitteh
wut controll?
Lolz!!!!!!
how do you stand on Polar Bears?
I doesn’t minding standing, sitting or sleepin on demz when deh is asleep
dey makes a warm floofeh an comfortable bed
an that is all deh queshunz fur todai
I haz to go check on my five kittunz
kthx
Verrry carefully…
LOL!!! @@@@@ @@@@@ @@@@@ !!!
talkin abowt GMTA, miss Tammy an i jes gotz bak frum teh V-E-T an owr agoez. she had tu goez fur her 2nd in-nok-u-lashun, an yesh, i gotz teh “y u doin dis tu me?” look!
How is Tammy kitteh
herz sounds lyke a fiesty mischeevous kittun
we can haz nu pictoors?
o she surely iz dat! i hav bin tryin tu uplode sum pictoors but eberee tyme, wurdpretzel dus sumfin weird an den it duznt wurk
wil trai agin zoon
suggestion: try reducing the size of the jpeg files
um… how do you do dat?
Put them in the dryer and set it to “hot”…
Did u say ‘hot’??
*Lites Zippo, and ties to teh Maus’s tayle*
Leeza! Go see Gremlin’s comment below, at 4:34!
Alreddy bin… and my braynes r all ober teh plase!
hmmm…. there are many ways akshullee, da simplist iz dat eberyone haz microsoft paint, right?
ober there, u can, hmmm, wat do call da fingy wiff a star used
to cut pikshures?? it iz on da top i fink, on tawp of da paint bukkit….
well, use da squarish one and select da whole pikshure adn den poynt da cursor on one edge an dbring it up so az to smallify it!!
now I’m gonna sound reely stoopy.. but how do I know if I has Microsoft paint? Where do I look fur it?
In Ur start menu
Adobe photoshop
or deh free software that comes wid Ur digital
camera will work 2
Kitteh iz takin pre-emptiv stryk.
plz dont be starting nu warz kitteh
I’ll fix YOU!!!!!!
*sad look* I just mayd teh appoyntmint to haz mah Dexter kitteh – um – “tutored” on teh 17th uv this munth.
*sob* I hayts teh thot uv it, but it is teh rite thing to do. Poor liddel guy.
My furst kitteh hayted teh vet an didn lyke most peepuls. Had a “pink mark” on his folder at teh vet’s fur attakin teh vets an vet techs an drawin blud. Wuz traumattik fur awl uv us. I haz a feline that mah mild and frendly Dexter will nawt be that way at awl. Still, I feelz bad . . .
i know how u mean….
good thoughts headed da way of Dexters tiny brayn so he would be a gud boy!!
i hope he lieks da vet!! gud luck!
Ohai, Hashim. Thanks! Hao did Simba’s vet appoyntmint go?
well, we didnt hab to take him to da vet luckily but we consulted him and took sum medicine for him, hez getting better naow!!
fanks for asking!
Thatz gud nooz! Glad to heer it!
yeah! he iz inside right naow, snoozing az usual, how iz ur kitteh btw?
why doez he needz training?
Mah kitteh is helthy an happeh. He mayks me smiol every day. Is gittin to be a beeg boi – arownd 7 pownds. He wuz 5 munths old yesterday.
So as nawt to skayr teh kitteh, “tutoring” is teh werd we yooses insted uv “neutering,” which is whut he is ackshuly going to teh vet for in abowt 2 weeks.
oh…i see…
gud luck wiff da kitteh!
and i fink mah Simba kitteh waznt dat fat wen he waz young!! *sigh*
we tried so hard to fatten him up but cant succeed…
Iz lyke sayin yer takin yer kitteh to be ’sprayed’ insted of ’spayed’. It maeks dem fin dey’re headed fer the water park insted of to vet.
Gud 2 heer dat – Ai waz wundrin haow him waz.
fanks annipuss!!
ohai Gremlin! Yur Dexter will be fine… just a littul snip-snip, rite?
He’ll be bowncing off the walls agin in no tiem!
Yah, I noes it, but still . . . *sniffle*
In kumpleetly off-topik happier noos, lukkit this klip uv a water-skiing skwirl I just fownd on YooToob:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xxKwesCKJk&feature=user
OMCC! That iz so cyute. mus be wun ov r skwirrlols, leeza-b.
OH NOESSS….. so KYOOTT!!!!!
*SPLORT*
Rut-roh. Ai R too sik to deploi teh CCC. Hold awn Leeza! Ai’ll get halp!
Ennee fyremens arownd?
*weekly*
I saw sum firemens in teh Labur Day parade Caturdai…
Thots of firemens… not halping teh splortage!!
*Putz wet washcloth wrapt around icey cubes on leeza-’s forehead to conteract teh heat generated by finking ov fyremen’s.*
*Re-reeds historikel lekshur abowt Labor Day frum yesterdai owt lowd*
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
Oh-oh!
*Runs fur teh CCC. Gets leeza-b’s team of speshully trayned skwirrls to sweep up teh brayne cells nd pack tehm back into palce, tucky tucky tucky. Wrap up skull wif skwirrlol tape (not teh duck tapy), put on CHRG/wdoi, and tapye it into playce, too.*
Here’s a nicy 4 citrus martiini, leeza-b.
*gives leeza-b a sawftee blankee, nd her choyce of chips wif blazing hot salsa, r teh armadillo choklates to counteract teh kytness.*
Just rest a while. In fakt, yu needs to go home frum wurks, due to attak of oberwhemlming cyuteness.
Um, booklion, ennee moar of dat 4 citrus martoonie? *blinkee blinkee eyeses*
Oh, yes, diamond kitteh, here’s a double-size 4 citrus martoonie for you!
I hadz one this last weekend, and it wz soooooooooooo gud. It will cure wut ails you.
Mmmmm, fank yoo. Just wut ai fot. *sip sip sippee sluuuuuuuuurppp!!!!!*
dat citrus shud be gud for ur sik DK.
Lots uv vitamen sea, rite?
I sees that you needs anuvver wun. Let me pour fr yu.
*Purrs martooni frum shaker into 4.5 kittehs crstal martooni glass.*
Oh fanks booklion. Ai bedder todder bak to bed naow! Wif teh martoonie, ob corse. Ah, bitamen sea.
*wispurrs*Ai finkso Hashim stil bes splorted below*
o fank-kew, booklion!
*sigh*
dat skwirrl wuz just too much.
*noms armadillo choklits, bein 2 wimpy fur teh hotty salsa*
I yam sawree, leeza-b. I shulda gnown yoo wuz in danger frum awl that skwirl-kyootniss! Neggst tyme a CHRG warnink will be inklooded, I promiss!
Oh wait!! i’ll halp!! oh video..
*watches video*
*SPLORT!!*
too…kyoot….
Oh noes! Hashim iz down!
*drags CCC ober to Hashim. Gently sweeps up teh brayne cells.*
Ooh, these iz big and brigth brayne cells, Hashim. Yu must be bery smart person.
*Runs brayne cells fro funnel back into place in teh skull. Brayne cells all go where they belong. Injects sum cerebral spinal fluid to mayke up for whut wz lost in splort.
Tapes on CHRG/wdoi. Hands Hashim sawtee shawl wif fringe for Simba to play wif, and a lemmonayde and armadillo choklits.
Ar yu feeling bedder now, Hashim?
fank you booklion! *gently sips lemonade*
*nom nom nom choklitt*
fanks fur da armadillo choklitt and lemonade, dey’z bery yummy!!
*tucks in cozily adn Simba plays wiff fringe*
*hangz hed in shaym* Oh, Hashim, I am sawree – I did nawt inklood a CHRG warning when I gave that linky to teh skwirl video. *smiols* It wuz awful kyoot, wuzzint it?
Oh, I noes how yu feelz. My kitteh waz getting so proud ov his harbls, nd I felt bad about hiz luzing dem. I aksed vet to sayv teh furry outsides, and he did. My ketteh wz just fine. Yr Dexter will be, too.
*blinks* They kan leeve teh furry owtsydes in playc? *blinks agin*
My vet did. Ov kurs, teh vet wz a fren, nd maybe more willing to mayke teh extry effort.
A frend ob myne gotz fakee…um…dose liddle rond fings…putted in himz goggie wen he b tuttored! Jus lik teh sillycone…chesties…fur teh ladies. Thot teh goggie wud n’t sufffer low self-asteam taht wai!
Maib u can haz dem put in liddle marbols an he will goes clackity-clackity awl arounds teh hause. Den he will nebber sneak up awn anywun!
Oh, Jackie (ma gurl kitteh) tink dat sooooo funny for clackity boy kittehs. Lucky (ma boy kitteh) not tink dat funny at awl!
Mai three gurl kittehs came up wif dis idee…an teh boidies an mausies voted Yeah! 2.
snypurr kitteh redi 2 snype
fur those momens when sarcasm jus isn cuttin it.
u’ll never taek me alive coppas!!
ohai Hashim,
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teh request fer new werds in the langwij lesson got sorta carried away into a alfaamalogical list on teh otter thred, but … ai still has the curiosity about how to says “biology” and “mathematics” in yer langwij. kthnxbai.
we call maths “rayazi”
welll, frankly, i didnt know about it my self akshullee
i will check about bio, brb!
well, akshullee, i call maths “maths” in urdu and call biology “biology” in urdu akshullee…
Hashim! Gud dai 2 u! Plz, can wii haz an update awn Simba? Teasel iz sew wurried!
{{{Simba}}}
Ohai teasel2!!
fank u so muchlie fur asking!
Simba iz on da road of health right naow, but iz sleeping on da middle of it akshullee so i fink he will heal but it will taek time. Luckily, we didnt hab to taek him to da vet, he gab a medicine, powder form, which we hab to cover himz injury wiff…. enuff about Simba, howz teasel??
Sew fuuni–teh pikshur inna mai mynd ob Simba sleepin in teh middle ob teh road 2 healf! Gud plase 2 b!
Teasel iz fine, fanks! Az fiesty az ebber! Luks lik it will b a sunshinny dai, sews wii b happi!
(Oregon is pretty rainy weer I libes, ackshully, so wii haz 2 enjoi teh sun while wii can!)
hmmmm…luks lik Ai lubs mii sum exclamashun poynts! An Ai dew!!1!
itz opposite heer akshullee, eberyday iz sunny and rarely, there iz rain….
adn wen it did rain, Simba waz outside adn gotted himself hurt *sigh*
Rain prolly can b skeery fur teh kittehs dat lib in teh sunshines…myne doan care an teh wun hoo goeses owt teh mostest will cume home all wet an happi!
Apurrently, teh rain wadder is OK, but nawt teh baff wadder!
ya, rain water iz i fink a little tastier dan da normal water, ifinkso…
and i fink becauz dey iz used to it, adn its nawt forceful
Nebber mynd! Ai jus founded ur commint ob teh gud newz!
Ai r sew happi Simba is doin bedder! Wen hez awl well, he can cum bisit Teasel an git sum xtra snorgles fu us!
thankyew, Hashim. I guess that makes those two werds easy to learn
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glad to heer that Simba is getting better. ai finkso infections is a big danjur for kittehs.
ya, fanks Phillipe!!!
infections, DO NAWT WANT!!1!
hmmm…. Phillipe d’Beaker, u still there??
sorry my reply waz late…
I kan haz tank support?
U wants support for ur whut?
Ah wantz tank support fur mai infantree, and fur teh nuns!
(Teh Longust Dai [fillum] ref).
would u liek air support wiff dat sarge??
or does U need air support?
*singz in Bob-Hope-lyke voyce*
Tanks fur teh M-80s . . .
well that joke bombed
(j/k!)
Bwa-ha-ha! Just *cracking* up over heer . . .
*rifles thru ammo pun files”
nope, just drawing blanks heer
Aw, shoot!
but ur going grate guns
Doan stawp, you were doin grate, rilly barreling along.
Sawy I shoulda asked afore I jumped into da breech
Don’t let me muzzle you, keep firing them orf!
>chuckle<
Kitteh’s gonna be ok:
Kitteh can kill two stones with one bird.
Kitteh can sneeze with his eyes open.
When the vet goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for kitteh.
Kitteh is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Kitteh is so fast, he can run around the world and swat himself in the back of the head.
Teh kitteh is Chuck Norris?
He is Jack Bauer
an himz can be quite purrsuasive wid himz pointeh endz
Kitteh iz lettin Dubya rool Merika fur him!
u want a piece of dis baby!?
huh punk?
“I know wut yer thinkin, did he fire 6 shots er only five? Well, to tell the troof in all the excitement I lost count muhseff. But cornsidderin it’s the mose power handgun maid and kin blow yer hed cleer off, you gotta ask yer seff punk, do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?”
Wais to not go to vet.
Ate teh tirez
Build a lego fortess
Call da coppahs
D…
Deploy da poynty endz
Elophant, hide behynd
Fly up da curtains
G…
Ganging up agaynst hooman
High five wiff pointee endz
Injurys, uz going to haz dem
J…
Jet pak fli-awai excape
Knolege ob weponry
Lite de cherri boms
M…..
Maintayne radio scilents while hidin
Nawt git into carrier
Order dozen pizzas and scoot out door when divery guy arribes
P…
Poop inside distributer cap, car won’t start, I stayz home.
Quick like a lizard into basement, hide in dark scary place.
Radio in fer an air strike on vets office.
S…
Send in teh klowns (insted uv teh kittehs)
Tayk a lawng walk on a short pier
Undo teh lok onna frunt dor an exskayp
V . . .
Vanish into the underbrush
Watch fer then to make a mistake an then capitalize on it
Xpect the unexpected
Y…
Yield 2 noh hooman!
Zig zag run, serpentine!
“Serpentine Shelly, Serpintine” Inlaws ref FTW!!
Otay, diz gunna mek meh luk stoopy but aye keepz seein FTW, wat meanz pleez?
FTW = “for the win!”
In uther wurds, sumwun has just sed sumthing kool or funneh, an yoo ar givvin that person a verbal hi-5!
Prolly originayted in online gayming kultur.
To communikayt teh saym thing, wum uv us also givs burgers lyke this:
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In teh old dayz uv ICHC, yoo culd giv a gud commint burgers to show yor happiness with it. *sigh* I misses teh burgers!
tank u gremlin! mai-still-bery-noobinezz, letz meh sho u itz!
aye liek de soundz ob been able 2 giv gud commint burgers, wish dey stil had dat.
GUD NOOS!!!!
Hubbeh’s lolyer agreed 2 teh chanj ov venyoo rekwest!
**rhsb dus hur happitayle danse, floof flyin eberyware, comin cloes 2 nockin fings offa tablol**
yay!!
*joins in dansdansdans adn unintentionallydestroys most da fings*
hmmm… did i do dat??
Eyez happi fur u, rhsb!! {{rhsb}}
Hooray! I hope it all wurks aout well fur yu, rhsb!
*joinz happitail danz*
*nokz ober Hashim*
ooopsie- sowy!
*runs in, slips on loose floof and slydes in2 MaryO and Hashim*
*luks embarasst*
*dusts off floof and starts dansing like no one notises*
Good for you!
Dahlek kitteh wil exterminate u!
Kitteh, yuu haz bin wautchyng tuu muches ov teh Mileetary Channol;
Synce yuu seam tuu bees addiktid tuuit, weez gunna hasta ween yuu aowffa taht;
Heer: gimme yuur helmit adn yuu kaliyshnikov;
Naow, haowabowt sume nieyce Aminol Plannit oar Nashunal Geeografik????
Dat Kat looks pizzed!
WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA !!!!!
I iz Dakka-Cat an dis is a WAAAGGHHHH!!!
Mah kitteh heyts da vet, srsly! Wen der too deis ago fur da reibi shot and wen da doctur tried to git hir she startid runingz, wee all got a gud sweat trying tu catch hir. She is fatz but fast!
Mah kitteh heyts da vet, srsly! Wen der too deis ago fur da reibi shot and wen da doctur tried to git hir she startid runingz, wee all got a gud sweat trying tu catch hir. She is fatz but fast!!
LOLz ….Kitteh lookz like Hannibal fromz A-Team
yous kant spellz and its maeking me diZ
kloser…kloser…almowst there…