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Ai seed man do it
But it duzn’t seam 2 werk fur me
U iz a fire hazard. No buddy taht fluffy shud play wif fires!
Lukz 2 mii like him haz a sinniminimon stick in himz widdul pawzez.
Yu need ‘pawsable thums. Suggest steeling them from man.
annipuss! yu does it agen!!!
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The Ratz ar doin the Conga wiv Shoe laces… Dans, Drinks & Noms fur yu?
Wud u like some steak tartare?
Ai had sum wuns, but Ai sent it bakk `cos it wasn’t kwite cukked
Teh local diner goes upscale
No has “meatloaf” anymore.
Naow had “Baked Tartare”
Iz taht liek a la mode wif ice creem? Oar au gratin wif cheez? Wun ov our diners served roast beast with ‘brown sauce’ (as in gravy). Wii be sew sof…sophi…fancee heer onna prairie!
Think ov baked alaska wif meat instead ov cake,
Ketchup instead ov eyes cream,
French fries instead ov merengue.
Teh litl diner on teh prairie won’t be changin teh food, just spicin up teh menu
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Goosie, tihs side of teh prarie has teh sophistimacated paint job, but Ai am shur there iz stil informal cow-pattie-toss contest in teh area too.
Gud evening ebreewun. An luk what ai browt!
Ai wuz over a “Think Geek” – an yoo can enter and WIN
Whooo Hoo! Yoo can awl enter! Ai just did. Maybee wun ov us WILL winn!
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yay Janet!
do nawt want.
BSG FTW!!!1!! elebenty
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but…
april 2009? april fraking 2009?
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but … did youze all know that BSG is relevant to our interests in teh current prezzydenshul elections (here in USofA)? you didunt? well, check this out:
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http://www.boingboing.net/2008/09/02/john-mccain-is-a-cyl.html
Yoo know – that wuz wun ov teh FURST things ai thot ov. Except ai dont think she wud bee such a gud leeder. Indeed – she’s daownrite SKEEERREERRREE! lukkit this commint!
#22 posted by TEKNA2007 , September 3, 2008 2:04 AM
Sarah seems fun as hell. I like her a lot.
OK, maybe not so much. From the NYT:
Shortly after becoming mayor, former city officials and Wasilla residents said, Ms. Palin approached the town librarian about the possibility of banning some books
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/03/us/politics/03wasilla.html
skeeerreee indeed. ai have seldom been so discouraged and worried. ai saw the story about the library today too. grrrrrrrrrrrrr.
I tryz 2 staying away frum poly tickle commintz, but I must admit, deh party uv deh elolfent skeerz mii. I fink deh donkeez b niser.
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♥ I likez Kafleen, 2. ♥
Thx, Iz neerlee bettiem, so hawt choklit wud be gud wiv a biskitt pls.
yes, iz Elebenty o’clock heer in TTI – *hands hawt chokklit and cookies to awl the chfrends, puts on slippers (w/ lolpigs on) and snorgles unner big pile of straw
*Handz anni a steemee hawt chokklit wif a fresh baked chokklit chokklit chip cuukee.*
Congrandulashingz!!
Thx cween, chokklit chip cuukeez iz mai fabrit
Teh cyoot liddle kitteh luvs campin acause dats de onliest time she gits dem nommy Slim Jims
Congratshoelaces, Annipuss! Ai duz teh fyrdans fer yu!
Oooarrr!
*dansdansdans*
FangQ Ly. Ai cud do wiv sum fyre – its berry cawld 2dai.
‘FangQ’
*snerk*
*snerk agin*
LOL!!
At leest Ai can shift fer maiselb!
*oooohhhhh hahahaha*
Sowry Anni! I no u didn’t meen it that way… but u just hitted
my funnie bone!
(owie)
Ai din’t fink uv teh qtroll til u poyntid it owt – maed me lol!
I will nebber be abul to luk at Q agin teh same way….. hee hee…
Hm. Maybe we SHUD let TGBY has teh nawt sekkund title bak. Even if he didn’t intend it, it’s turned owt to be gud for kwite a laff…
Ai fink iffn he waz a noob an din’t noe teh roolz, we cud gib him teh benifit uv teh dowt, but him did sai he did awn purrpuss 2 get nawt sekund and put hims tung owt at us.
Ai agree. Pluss tehn ai gits teh nawt sekkund. Ai donut git tehm bery offen!
Q troll? Hoozat?
Oooaarrr!
*dansdansdans*
See teh PUMA lol
Oteh, fanks!
Taht were a stoopy troll!
Oooaarrr!
*dansdansdans*
Well – he definitelee haz teh nawt second. We cant’ taek that away frum he. Waht he shudn’t get iz the conga Ratz and the dnases and sillbrayshuns.
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Becua if we doo that, then no on will trai. An be will be bak to peeple shawting “furst” an then awl the fun ov traing hard wud be goan,
Yep. I like when peeps mayk teh effurt to say somfin funnee in teh tawp spawt. Better dan just ‘FURST’ etc etc etc … Then dey DESURV teh win.
Nawt dat u aer bye-ussed atawl!
Hoo? meh?
Poor litl kitteh, lawst in teh wildeenest
Lawst? No, kitteh knows -exactly- where dey put teh wilderness. Kitteh isunt lawst. Teh hawse may be misplaysed, but that is teh goggie’s fawlt fore moobing it, obbiously.
Hm?
1. Kittehs alwaes knoes where they iz
…a. Kitteh knoes becauz kitteh iz alwaes at centr of univers
2. Iz elebenty billyun kittehs, each teh center ov teh univers
…b. Multiple univers theory proved!
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Scientific inkwiry . . . Doncha just luv it?
Ai fink u shud naaim uself “Kitteh Hawkings” or Dr. Kitteh McKittingtons ov MIT (Mewing Instatoot of Tehcheezberger).
K?
No, Q!
Q.E.D.?
ten q!
yur malcom!
lower case no time 2 shift to caps!!!
twok mi 2 minutes 2 italicize
No, dat’s bak on teh last lol!
Mebbee: W, X, Y, oar Z????
{{{leeza-b}}}
WIN!!1! ROFL
No, it q….gawsh
Ai don fink Ai eber gunna furgit dat wun!!1!
*ahem*
Now class.. u see teh diffrense heer rite?
Good.
Class diss missed.
oh ML, itz still goin on!
has u lukked back dere?
peeple thinks we’re bein meen.
I bet tomorrows there are 300 commints on dat lol!
Wii needz Lady Mondegrene 2 go ober dere adn splain deh proper ettee ket adn gib sum lessinz on day kor um. Ifinkso. Her b just deh wun 2 due it.
yes she wud!
she has much more, ahem, dekorum than teh rest uv us!
Wate til ai getz propurlee drest den. Akshulee ai seme tu hab mist wutz da problum. brb
It wuz teh persun hoo tryed 2 get nawt sekund awn teh PUMA lol bai juss tiepin “q”
Wel, ai went obur dere tu se but culprit wuz lawng gawn. Mai shuz semez tu be at cawblurz tudai.
*curtsees to teh lady*
fankQ for teh assistence m’lady!
by ur leeve… I must away now. As I has an appt wif my mates in teh tavern.
*bows, and exits grasefullee*
An Ai muss get 2 mai bedd – Ai haz been owt uv it 2 lawng!
G’nite ebbrywun, g’nite.
No{{{ leeza-b}}}, Ai hab’nt luked bak der…..
ITZ DAT GUD HUH??????
Ai don fink we were meen! nawt at awl!!1!
Him wuz a jerk….Ya notice dat he dint cum bak n tawk 2 any uv us???
Ai guna go ober der nao….BRB
well maybee not.. seems to has kwieted down now.
That’s a funny thing abowt heer…. later on u may or may not c commints on sumthing u didn’t expeckt 2…
YUPPERS, IT DID GET KWIET…oopz, sry, Ai wuz yellin.
N E Hoo, sew muhc 4 dat! He can go 2 teh plaigrown dwn da street.
getz 2 boiscowtz tu rub tugevvur.
how u iz dis fine day, M’Lady??
GMTA! Ai didn’t see ur commint cween b4 Ai postid myne!
Hai anni!! I gess wii skeered Lady Mondegrene away.
*pst*
Luk down. I fink madam mite be hassing teknikul diffikulties.
Ohai, {{{{{[cween nd anni}}}}} ai’m gud. went tu dr.tinykit nd she sez cum bak in 6 munfz naow, wuz 4 last tiem. yay! den ai went tu bai sum nomz nd gawt heer lait. Ai’m awlmoast kold but iz 95 decrease owtsied. Hoo! mai armz gawtz gooseebumpz. hee . Shur nawt kumplaning.
Dis ratzenfratzen fing jammd up awm me nd wunt tipe.
conflagrashunz, agen tu Anni
Thx M’lady! Haow aer u 2dai?
Itz not eezy to mak fier thiz way! I’ve tried!
awwwl right sun1 give this kitteh a zippo awlready
Warez Maus wen u need him?
Hmmm.. prolly in anudder meeting wif teh soots.
Maybe he’s using teh zippo on them!
Him haz 2 get sum fun owt uv teh meetin!
Hmmmm, thems mite jes hasta breakez daown adn taike kitteh tuu MAcDoanulds!!
But kitteh wud liek *real* cheezburgr. He can haz In N Out burgr?
A reel cheezburger iz at leest as hebby az teh kitteh, contayns sharp poyntee chedder (oar maybe cheshire cheez, iffen it’s a cheshire cat) adn comes wib a 44 oz. cup ob tuna juice.
[HOMER] Mmmm… In N Out. [/HOMER]
But the “assembly line” taste of McDonald’s cheeseburgers is so yummeh!! Kitteh would love it!
Dis mite b tru. Mai kittehs favrit fuds iz da cheep gushy fuds frum da grosery stor, naught da pensive stuf frum pet fud stor.
(Dey onlii get da 9 Lives on speshul casions. Liek tonite, iz mai Cleo’s 7th birfday, so dey gets da samon gushy fuds tonite).
Kudnt yu just kil fur a innd owt burger? nom! Ai kudent beleeb da peil ub fryz wen we wur wif nefew nd hiz wife but we eted dem awl up.
y dis roc and stik no work? i saw tings wif 2 legs make fiah wif des same tings…. aww. wooks wike mai cheezburga wont get cookd 2nite
Kitteh Qwest fo Fiah.
Floofee Kitteh iz
feenkeeng dis froo. Needz matchezz
andz ‘poasibbill fumbz!
Mebbee fyndz Hewminz
grilleeeng andz lookz awll sadz? Dat
garrunnteed 2 wurkz!
Coodz hangz owt at Wyte
Towurr! Kitteh wantz 2 Nomz
sum greezee Slydurrz!
Jack.
yay jack!
tohse sad kitteh luks get me ebree time
Taht wud be Slydurz wif cheez!
Oh guise!!!! I just hadded sum interspeceez kumpanee!!!! Her wuz beeeyooteefulz!! clikkee mai name & u kin see deh pitcher mai huzbin tookted uv us! I b sew egg sighted!!
It took much gentul koeksing (adn a hanful uv sunflowir seedz) tuu git her dat klose.
Awwwwww
cyoot!
the ears, the ears.
also the nose.
well, acshually, the whole thing.
Philippe – yoo hav SUCH a nice way ov saying things!
Dats cool! Her is berry tame.
Deh deerz heer b kwite tame….. a liddul skittish, but if u approach slowly, adn wif food, wun oar tow will eeting owt uv ur hand. Wii didn’t eggspecting dem 2 kumming in2 owr yard in daylite. Wii noez dey kum steel deh bunneez nomz at nite wen wii iz sleepingz.
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I b uploading moar pix 2 my picassa site. it b 13% uploded rite noaw. Payshuntz, not mai long suit.
May ai??
BOOM
LOL!!
MAYbe sum day ai’ll get ober it. Biut ai dout it! 
I nawt certin I unnerstan JCH4K, didjoo just make sum venison fer the freezer or do I missunnerstans the boom noyse? I fink the deers are pretty but the amont ob trubba I goes frew to keeps dem outa my garden, and the Lyme disease muh wyfe caught frum the deer ticks, meks me want them nawt on muh property.
Janet just beez rekkomembering a story DaveCanHazDrTinyCat tolding her bowt heeting soop in deh mikrowave….wif a lid on….wented BOOM!! her memberz deh storee ebbreetime she seeingz Dave.
didya know eggs do the same thing? cracking the egg isn’t enough, ya gotta pierce the yolk or……well, boom.
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kinda like havin’ big bird swallow a grenade.
neva knew we could use eggs as grenades… i knew dey had da potential
it’s what happens when ya try to boil an egg inna microwave
BOOM!!!!!!!
yep, it was the first microwave oven we ever had, the initial thought was “oh (excrement), dun broke it”.
i haz seen flames in mah microwave, nawt akshullee seen it BOOM
once, accidentally, mah momcat put da metal…hmmmm…what do u call it, its a metallic sheet used to cover dishes wiff… so any way, she put da dish with dat covering in da microwave adn after a few sekunds, it started to spark and den… BOOM!!1!
flames were coming out of da dish!!
Aive alwreddee bin to luk. Befoar yoo said yoo had to doo a lot ov coaxing! Wuz her noz reelee sawft??
ooh, so purty
Askooze me, dis cheezburger ar rair. I orderd it wel dun?
I hope this kitty has a home. He looks homeless and sick and like he is trying to eat the stick.
Yes, real funny – I hope the photographer gave this poor animal some food and took him to a vet for his obvious eye infection. Really, I’d like to know what happened to this kitten.
I’m with you Ashby. I do animal rescue work and that is the first thing I noticed. I could never have even taken the picture. I would have taken the kitten in immediately for some food and antibiotics. I don’t understand people sometimes. I’m definitely bewildered how some can make jokes and think this is “cute”
Yeah, his fur is not shiny at all, and who knows how long his eyes have been running like that… more than a couple days I would think. I hope the photographer at least took the poor kitten to a shelter after the pic for some treatment and, hopefully, an adoption.
Yuss, Virginia, yu KAN haz cheezburgur!
Lildog, ai hoaps so tu. But hii duzzen luk sik tu mii.
Hedline noos- Kokopelli kitteh plaiz floot fer rok fanz.
Kokopelli kitteh!!1! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ much win!
storm, earth and fiah!! heed mah call!!1!
anuthur chipmonk in baby kitteh costoom…
I hope whoever took this picture is going to take this kitten to the vets. It’s eyes are all runny and it looks like it is trying to eat whatever it is holding in it’s paws. And if the photographer “owns” the cat, then shame on them!
These are supposed to be cute and funny, not heartwrenching!!
Troll #1,537,236…
loser
Fot tihs wuz pretzl. Not nuf salt.
lol CHEEZBURGUR