mus be
mus be dat tall for to go off high dive
but i haz to practice sew i can b in da olimpiks wen i grow up.
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but i wana go!!
i no care if iz nawt tall enuff!! WANT!!
conga rats Hashim!!!!!!!
fanks sairys!!
we haz a macrme
Big Bear: must be this tall to go off high dive
Little Bear: you must be this short to tell me what to do
conga-rats hashim on yur nawt secund comment!
sillybrashuns?
ob course!!
we can cuddle and snorgle ur kyoot kitteh too!?
yes we can!
:snurt:
LOL!
Congrats, Hashim – Dubble top!
fanks annipuss and sairys!!
we haz a macrame!
i no care meez belly flop
wannawannawannna go NAO
….PLEEEEEEEEEEEEZE lemmee i aer big inuf!
okays you kin twy lil wun
*lilwun getz reddie to dive*
noooooooooooooooooes dis be too skeeeeerie donut mek me
waaaaaaaaaahh
dun say i didnt warn u!! *pushes lil one down*
lilwun goze ober da edj skweeeming at top o lungz:
nooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeees dont mek me
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*sploosh*
*pops to surfass*
oooo dat wuz fun- less dewit agin!
Boyantsy….I haz it!
hmmmm…. well, u asked fur it lil one!!
*big one goes in lake for rescue*
*rescues lil one and..*
ohhh…. bukkit, and its bloo… oh wait….
iz okay. Teh mommeh bare catchez himz. jus a liddle bit trawmotized, aifinkso.
An u aer 2 liddle
Eben iffn u stan up strate
Moooooom! all my frenz getz 2 dive! wai u alwaiz treet me lieka baybe???
Iffin awl yr frends jumpeded off teh cliff, wud u….oh, nebber mynd…
Of corse he wud, iffen he’z a boi pololar bear!!
be sure to haz ur
school bagparashoot on!I red that at furst as bi-pololar bear.
So many straight lines, so little time…
Maus, I commend your amazing self-restraint in this matter
he’s only restraned by teh zippo I tied to hiz tayle erlier….
u did!?
*slyly show’s leeza-b thumbs up so no one else can see*
*whispurrs*
gud job!
well thath wut u get for not lithium karefully
hey pittypat – we maded yoo a list on the cheezy puffs thred!! hope yoo sees it 11
exlent!
no one kan kall me listless, no uh uh.
*Lemming mudders take note heer*
edited length but still long but hope interesting: the most infamous scene within a True-Life Adventure feature is that of the suicidal lemmings in White Wilderness. The lemmings that are jumping off a cliff into the sea were pushed down by filmmakers in order to portray the legend of these suicide-bent little animals. “Actor” lemmings were filmed at a variety of angles, including jumping from a small cliff into a river not too far below in order to give the illusion that there were many and that during a mass migration, a large group would jump over a cliff and swim into the sea, en route to an intentional death /mass suicide. Therefore it is misleading when watching the film, as the narrator’s words imply this is the true behavior of the creatures.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMZlr5Gf9yY
Pololar bear says, wudn’t u rather has a coke?
That DID. Itz catching!
Yes…
… it is …
Quite!
brrr….u gib meh da chills….. after dat ebil choklitt… brrr….oh…..dots……
Here! Have as many as you like!
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hmmm…. you sure dey aint ebil??
ebil dots! Say it ain’t so!
hmmmm… it aint so??
well, u can haz dese pure dots!! dey fight agaynst ebil!!
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PB2K- did you get to go home??
Inquiring minds want to know!
yesh, meh too!!
*waiting wif baited bref*
*sniff MO’s breff for shwimps*
*taeks out a chikin sammich from pocket while waiting*
*nomnomnom look innocent nomnomnom*
PB2K! Where iz yu tuday?
Ai hope she iz home, tucked up nice-an-comfy in her very own bed!
ha Ebil Maus, you had teh smae avi as Maus for a sec you are working together arent you!!!!! hes yur spy to make shur ets safe fur you to send yur hologram, rite?? yes jus say yes i found yur secret hahahaha.
I applaud you for your intuitive grasp of the obvious…
So do I…
so do… oh wait… i shouldnt be here, right?
i hav spent teh las haf hour buildeen mah gratest invenshun eva!!1! I calls et dah Ebil nulifacatur, et nulifacashuns all Ebil peeple in wuteva place i point et at!!1!!
*pushes da button an et starts tu hum*
yes ma pretti mushing cleens Ebil Maus of all Ebil
*fires da beem at Ebil Maus, but nufing happins*
oh well, i give up, Ebil Maus do wut yu wunt i can no stop yur Ebilness
purrhaps de mashine haz been contaminated wif de ebil, itz naow makin ebil eben ebiler! Dat iz wun skaree thawt!
rut-roh… :shocked:
*Just returned from an Ebil meeting with The Clueless Suits*
Unfortunately, there is nothing more Ebil in the world than a useless meeting with a bunch of Suits. The Ebil clings to you, and nothing can wash it away. And there are always meetings: two today, three tomorrow, ad nauseam, so the Ebil is always being refreshed…
Iz it reely Ebil,or just Stoopidity ?????
IMO, cluelessness and stupidity are Ebil…
Ebil’s tshurt reeds: I’m wif Stoopy
Stoopy’s tshurt reeds: I’m wif Ebil
noh coke, pepsi!
SNL ref, FTW!
No fries…chipz !!!
no sprite…. 7up!!
Two_kittehs, wurrent u tawkin bout yur stand onna powler bears inna last picher? Well heerz a standin powler bear 4 u!
An ayd go so far as to say he’z owtstanding in himz field.
a real pollar of bear society
not matters how tall yoo beez, if today iz yor burfday tehn teh burfday fairy iz heer to say a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to yoo!! heer are burfday caeks wif yor favrit kartoon karakters on tehm in frosting, frootsitootsi party punch, an goodie bags wif kandees, sparkly bouncy balls, shiny pensils, an puffy plastic kitteh stikers wif googly eyes!! an konfetti!!
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Ai can has cold heer? Iz 2 hawt in KY.
Iz sew hawt, mai floof is droopin.
**rhsb goes awf, in search ouv ayr condishuner vent 2 lay awn**
Iz comfy heer in Chicago. Wi can has Gustav leftovehs. Raney n sebenty digrees.
Ah,yesh…dat weather be heddin mai way soon (Dee-troit).
Ai has had enuf uv dis hawt,drought-like weather….bring awn teh rain !!
Wii needs teh rayne 2.
Sumbodee, plz 2 b sendin rayne an cooler temps dis direckshun!
Remnyants of Hannah headed to Va- mebbe to KY tew?
Ai dowt it will maek it cross teh mowntins.
Uh,oh….will Hannah affect teh rayce dis weekund ????
It raney and 58 degrees in Kansas City! Wot hoppened to Summer? RHSB, ai ken send abowt 20 degrees 2 u! **frows 20 degrees to RSHB in KY** Is kewler nao? **Hev a few raynes too!**
Um, whut race? Iz dat Nascar? My iggnurinse, let me show u it!
Yesh…Nascar is at Richmond awn Caturday nite.
Dat means us non-Nascar peeps avoid de Northside all weekend!!
just off topic, sowwy, but haz any one tried teh new web browser, google chrome??
its simplol and gr8!!
herez da linky to mah eldest bruvver’s blog, himz latest post iz about dis and if u click da bloo chrome, u acn download it frum dat linky…
kthxenjoy!!
http://www.jafferhaider.wordpress.com
I jest heard about it onna NPR lass night and sed to muhseff “I gotta git summa dat!”. Unfortunately dat wus lass nite and I had fergotted by dis mawnin (did I menshun dat I yam an old guy?). Fanz fer de reminder, I will glady try anyfing dat might forse MicroSoft to play nyce.
wut is this googlol chrome?
inkwiring minds….
its a new web browser, liek firefox or internet explorer, u can see it in da linky above, or u can down load it too by pressing teh pikshure wiff da google chrome logo….
off topic………sry to interrupt……but wanted to catch Hashim before beddy bye time
Salam Hashim (am I spelling salam correctly?)
yesterday we named the cat…… Bill E
today i would like to know what to call the dog
Drool E?
yew maded me lol outloud in teh offis!!! rilly, its twooooo
Mii too!
Oar hao bowt:
Stink E
Stoop E
Sill E
Goof E…
*DISCLAYMER* Ai reelee do wuz goggeez!
snert! to awl o teh above!
(Ob corse, ai meanded “wuv”.)
Ohai,4.5K…..
Ai lukked up Oddawa awn teh internet yesserday…iz certainly a beeyotiful city wif much to see & do.
We shall hav to plan a momentous sillybration fer the 2009 Cheezmeet !!!
Ai think ai hav called mai dog all uv dese…
Ohai or Salaam (its double “aa” in teh end but ud get used to it
) Jamamakitty!!
well, in Urdu, we call a dog, Kutha, but be careful while saying it, some peeps use it as an abuse sadly…
da pronounciashun iz, liek u say “put”, in da same rhythme, u would say “kuth”
ans u say a liek “aah!”
one more class… completed!!
any qweshuns??
no qweshuns tewdai!! thank you for your excellent instrucshun!!
salaam…….. ohai
today………. aaj
cat……… bille
dog……..kutha
Jamamakitty…..fast learner
or shud that be:
Jamaamakitty?
fanx teecher, i go nao to dew my hoamwerks.
*pwaktisspwaktisspwaktiss*
Hashim- ai heer there is stoopy badness going on at border uv ur country that our military peeps caused- ai don’t no reasons but ai am sowry for any hurts to innocent civilians- War, killing- Pleh! Do Not Want!!!
Ohai luvscatsVA!!
ifinkso teh NATO forces accidentally bombarded an civilian village wiff gunships finkin dat they were taliban but akshullee, dey were civilians….
fanks for askin!
Bye the way. How Many brudders you has Hashim? I know about Quasshim but are there more and are they all lolfrens?
we r three bruvvers, Qasim, Jaffer(teh eldest, who iz living in Pittsburgh) and meh… Qasim iz in ICHC and i haz sended an invite to Jaffer too…. he’z too busy nowadayz in da university so should be joining us in time…
i dint know qasim wuz yor brudder!! him iz on my frends, an him also maeks very funny lolz just like yoo. iz him older or yunger tahn yoo?
yup, he’z mah bruvver, he’z 15 and im 13 so he’z older *sigh*
but he cant boss meh around!!
Pleese to tell Qasim I’se sawy I misspelt his name, I yam so embareassed.
no problem, it happens
itz waz Qasim inna lolspeek, ifink
yeah, ifinkso too
Ya, u tellz him he iz nawt de boss ob u! Mai sister 2 yeerz older dan meh & she sew bossy!! Eben naow wen we’z bof cranky middl-agie laydees!
Aye hadda wonder…Hashim u sed u & Qasim goe 2 samee skul butt he haz starded bak alreadee & u still haz a few moar dais? Iz bekaus he iz older dan u?
ifinkso himz in in O 2(O’levels sekund year)
and iz in O 1 so hez got more studying to do so ifinkso thats why himz skool iz open early…..
A bit off-topik, but mebbe relayed to teh “zoo animals” pikshor. . .
Sum linkies I kaym akross fur kyoot tyger cubs.
Disklaymer: CHRG warning! Plez to put on yor CHRG!11! Not respawnsible fur injoories sustayned whyl watching these klips!
whyt tiger cubs waddling wit fat liddel bellies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6cg2jWI34M&NR=1
beh-beh tyger sleeping:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idRc_KkInds&feature=related
same beh-beh tyger playing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqBafx3iRKw&feature=user
moar klips uv Hadiah teh beh-beh tyger at Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle:
http://www.zoo.org/spotlight/archive/ss_sumatran07.htm
all uf dem videos be soo kyoot an dfullof awesumness!!
i almost splorted but i wore four CHRGs for four videos
ooooh, dis revenj is sweet, yu haz gotted me bak fr teh twap doar twik!!
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blrargh, i aer ded frum teh cyute.
noessssss, say it iddnt sew!! come bak mayyyyyweeeeee, come bak
*gits owt teh ICHC chalice uv ever-laffing lyfe, holds it to MaryO’s lips*
Drink! Drink! Yoo will be gudaznoo!
drink mary!! drink!!
pweaze!!!
*sprinkels sum uv teh watur on MaryO’s hed too, fur gud mezhur*
dumps teh whole buckit on her……….
hmmm… its a chalice
Frum teh palice?
k…. wake up alrady, we r waiting *taps fingers in eagerment *
hanz MaryO de Towel ob Drienezz & Eternal Happinezz”. Iz a 2 ply towel!
Ply?
Dat not wut I thot the ‘p’ wuz for.
*fills teh Water Baloon of Awakenment wif the water frum teh Chalice of Ever-Laffing Life*
*hefts Water Baloon of Awkenment in hand, admiring its firm roundness and perfect weight and balance*
*lobs Water Baloon of Awakenment towards MaryO*
*grabbity takes over and duz the rest*
*splat*
*dwipdwipdwip*
*openz otter eye to peek fr shwimps*
ohai, dripdwip pr0f. d’wipBeakerdwip. fanx. i thnk. dwip.
MaryO luk DOWN!
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Ther is bazillyuns uv shwimps just wayting fur yoo! Teh Maus slapped mah paws. I no can haz teh shwimps caus they has yor naym onnem! *luks sad*
*transpoartz doon to next installmint of As teh Whirrled Terns*
*sends tendrilz of doom sneeeeekilly up behind prof.dwipBeaker*
*drip*
*dropz ginormuss WaterBaloon of Gratitood on teh pr0f filled wif refweshink iceee cold well watterz*
*dwipdwipdwipdwip*
*playing possum*
*peeking wif wun eye to see if dere be shwimps*
*pulls a few shrimps owt uv mah pokkit, tosses them to maryO*
Eet them, mah deer, and regayn yor strength!
ohai mayyyyyyweeeeeeeeee, ai iz gladz tew see dat yew has been rebibed
oheeer is a $100+ towel (werf bout 20 pesos…..
ai haz no idea)
*Pulls out some
Ebil dwarf sea monstersshrimps**Tosses them to MaryO*
Here! Try these! I think you’ll find them delicious…
*pulls owt ebil dwarf sea monster repellent, sprays it on teh fayk shrimps; they disappears with an ebil POOF!*
*reeches into wurmwhole*
*pull owt majikal bowl of shwimps from prebius thred*
*offurs MayweeO a shwimp*
*luks arownd, realizes that MaryO is still owt kold, starts to reech orinj paw owt fur teh beeg bowl uv shwimps . . . *
*The Ebil Shrimp Stealer Paw Slapping Machine appears*
*SLAP!*
Those shrimps are for MaryO!
Now Shooo!
*luks imbarrist, closes mowth, slinksaway*
*lukz askanz at the suspishus shwimps*
*dwipdwipdwip*
*ominous muzik in bakgrwound*
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To bee contimewed…
wot iz teh Ebil Maus upto? will Gremlin suffer teh conk sea quinces of attempted shwimp theft? will Mary0 ever get any shwimp?
*luks arownd*
*noboddy heer*
*noms a shwimp*
*a whitish beem crosses da sky*
*iz fast az lightning*
*me appears on mah pegasus kitteh*
*cool theme moosic*
*dramatic rewind when seez no one iz here*
*noms a shrimp too*
*Tidmum arrives to see MaryO’ in a pittiful state
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and gives her a hoooge plate of seea fuds an froots cuz dem be her faves
awwwww tm, yew haz teh softis hart!! *dint yew see herz wuz playin possum*
jamamakitty sneeks a swimp…….*holds behind her bak*
unnamed kitten follows jamamakitty around likin up teh kitty dwips
I knoes..But Mary O always lubs teh seefuds.Seh has my share alla tyme cuz I no lykee
Yoo lyke teh Shwimps ?
oh yesh…….. teh swimp cocktails be the nom nommiest
wif teh saws maded frum ketchup n horseradish….. achoo!!!
My Mummeh eetid nuffin but fishees an seefroot wen She wuz spektin me.
I haz nebber been able to eet teh stuff.
Bowt once a yeer,I haz apiece ov batterd Cod. I onlee startid eetin taht
wen I wuz spektin Angsty wun
teh crab is eben betterer dan teh swimps….. an teh salmon is gud tew
ai dussnt cook teh seefuds but ai will eet it wen ai goes out…….. ai cukked a bunch ob crab legs wun time an teh hous smelled pleh fur about a week!!
Ewwww!! Mah Sissy cukked haddok teh nite afore teh howse wentid on teh markit.
Nex day wen I bissited,teh place stanked!!! Estate agent wuz berry polite tho.
It tokked weeks fer teh smel to goway!!..
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Mah Mummeh had a crab to cook for teh nawt sekkund tyme. Daddeh fownd her in teh kitchin skreechin an wailin an wavin a wooden spoon inna air.
Teh crab had ascaped cuz she puttid it in cold wadders not boylin!
She still lurves teh crab tho
There, lil guy, in time u’ll see ur small problems
palin comparison with the our bigger issues . . .
oh, acshually, himz and us has one of teh same problems. oh yes.
mai deer sar, ah think u katch mai driff
*snerk*
donut even get me startid!!
wii can both go jump offa cliff?
hai pittypat, i sed dis abuv but i’ll repeet to make shur yoo sees it – we maded yoo a list on teh cheezypuffs fred hoep yoo lieks it!!1!
*giglol* i wuz wundrink if ennybuddy wood mek teh connekshun.
ok eberyone, iz going to sleep, meet ya’ll tomorro…*THUD!!1!*
*zzZZzzzZZZzz*
nighty night Hashim
*cuvvers him oop wif blankie and him a non-pointy kitteh to sleep wif*
Bebeh: But Dad! I wants ta go!
Dad: Nao Junyer, I said no fishies if you jumps.
Bebeh: But Dad! All the penguins goed already!
Dad: I said–
Bebeh: Plz can I? Can I, huh?
Dad: Oh, awrite. Get ur floatabubs.
Behbeh: Dad! Da water’s too cold!
Dad: Moov aroun den! So’s u warm up!
Behbeh: Ken no move! Ai’s polar popsicle!
*Dad jumps en water to help son*
*splashes son awl over with water*
Behbeh: Dad! Go ways! U makin me colder!
Dad: Son, u ar a pololar bare, grin en bare it!
Daddeh Pololar Bear: Wel, son, synce yuu am tuu teenee-tinee tuu goes awn teh high-dieve wifaowt teh lyfegard skreemyng hims hed aowf at yuu,
tihs iys wut weez gunna duu:
Yuu kan klimb awn mai bak adn Ai wil haould yuu rlly tite;
Tehn weez bofe gunna jumpez auf teh high-dieve tugevver;
(Wen Ai ar an auld Pololar Bear, adn too feebul tuu jumpez aowf bye maiseylfe,
tehn yuu kan haould mai haynd adn jumpez aowf wif me!!!)
aww
fail
Wilbär!