Comments on: i can has chiropractor?

By: tabbyandblack

tabbyandblack — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 18:48:14 +0000

this (no offence)
i dont get

By: Twister

Twister — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 03:31:48 +0000

I new dat that game uv twister was bad for me!

By: judson

judson — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 03:29:50 +0000

I know it’s a full day later but I felt compelled to tell you how impressed I yam that you know nawt to trust all of what you see on TV, or hear onna radio, or read inna press. Yer a lot smarter than I wuz at yer age.

By: big-gladys

big-gladys — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 02:41:14 +0000

ai goez urlee, butt teh fiahwall getz their furst. U can tell mee hao to bee faster tahn the fiahwall? Hiz naem iz Norvell Border Alert. Perhapz u herd ov him? Iz no fren 2 ICHC aifinkso.

By: shoopithdawhoopith

shoopithdawhoopith — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 02:20:12 +0000

but…Dr.TinyCat iz treetin a kitteh fer eatin teh ornjj onez!!1!! o noes! wut will crippled kitteh do!!!

By: ChocolateSamus

ChocolateSamus — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:15:42 +0000

da trik iz 2 goe urlee.

By: ChocolateSamus

ChocolateSamus — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:14:59 +0000

he duz dat 2 ebberybuddy wen da klas strtz.

By: ChocolateSamus

ChocolateSamus — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:14:02 +0000

yah! furgits da currikillem, I IZ PLAYIN DA SOLITAIRES!

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 17:36:29 +0000

Iys trooley iynkrehdibul wut pohsishuns kittehs kan geyt tehmselfes iyntuu wiffaouwt herting oar borking tehmselfes at awl!!!

Awlmoast liek thems ar naturahl jymnasts oar kuntoarshunysts!!!
Haow Ai enviees taht abilitee!!!
(Ai kan nawt ebben duu wun eighth ov taht wiffaowt suhfferyng sereeouus iynjuree!!)

By: PuzzleWizard

PuzzleWizard — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 15:31:11 +0000

we luvs too plae Twister, oh yez we doo.
we luvs too plae Twister, how bout yoo?

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 10:22:50 +0000

I hates you Chuck Berry

By: Dave

Dave — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 09:39:05 +0000

no kitteh, kairopracters iz kwakz.

u needz fizzy-o

By: Solaan

Solaan — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 08:11:08 +0000

Yew rite! Mai won maed me so porlee I kudnt doo nuffin. acka..akku…acc.. man wiv needlz iz betta. Maek me well agen. Maek kitteh well too.

By: Hashim

Hashim — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 06:45:47 +0000

balanced news channels?? ifinkso nawt possible…

By: judson

judson — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 06:01:22 +0000

A ‘fare an balanced’ noos show perhaps?

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 05:50:14 +0000

well, it’s likely that those who make dey livin’ via negotiable affection are havin’ a good year.

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 05:48:09 +0000

aim sorree, teh firstes tihng taht came tew mind wuz “bet taht cowch looks gud wif teh orinj kitteh hare on it”
nuffin weerd bout how teh kitteh is sittings. is teh kitteh way.

By: Berryvox

Berryvox — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 05:43:38 +0000

Contorshonizt kitteh iz flexable!

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 05:43:19 +0000

it gibbs me grate cumfurt to know taht in cheezland, taht ebbryone nows teh answur is “42″ and tehr is no partysan argguin.
ai has teh reppublikans in town! ickkkkkkk!

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 05:16:48 +0000

By: evethemulticatmom

evethemulticatmom — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 05:15:07 +0000

Reely? Ai haz just bin buzee arownd teh hows. And wachin TV.

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 05:15:07 +0000

Slinky kitteh iz latezt toi sensashun

By: Hashim

Hashim — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 05:02:02 +0000

Ohai Eve!! long time no see!!

By: evethemulticatmom

evethemulticatmom — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 04:54:45 +0000

Tippycal

By: Hashim

Hashim — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 04:30:41 +0000

ohh… if u starts a fight, let me know, k??

By: judson

judson — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 04:30:06 +0000

Dey often talk about about how their Party is the party of Lincoln but most don’t know that Lincoln was nawt a Republica when he ran the 2nd time, he musta come to his sences.

By: judson

judson — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 04:27:58 +0000

I guess I’ll hop over to muh favorite politcal site an see if I start a fyte wiff sum Republicans. TTFN

By: judson

judson — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 04:26:26 +0000

wish I cood but there seems to a carnival goin awn in my hed tonite, the steem caliope goin full blast Dee dee dee dee deet dee dee dee, and the midway barkers hollerin Step Rite up, just one thin dime thass right frens , and the belss on the carosel binging and the gurls shreilin on de ferris wheel, and I kin even smell the poppycorms. Nawt good sleepin conditshuns.

By: Hashim

Hashim — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 04:21:29 +0000

Ohai judson!
hmmm….akshullee, da new lol comes after 6 hours naow…
so, u might wana get sum rest

By: judson

judson — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 04:18:49 +0000

We’ve been on dis same wun fer over 4 hours, it must be gettin tired

By: judson

judson — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 04:15:44 +0000

Hello Hashim, its just passed midnite whre I am and I wus finking itz mus be time fer a new lol.

By: Hashim

Hashim — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 04:12:13 +0000

Ohai Lindykat and cweenmj!!
u wouldnt mind if i come in…right??
and lindykat, u know Japanese??

By: big-gladys

big-gladys — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:58:19 +0000

tehy R awl perfick awn teh nawt sekkond dai. maibe ebben teh hole nawt second week speshully sinc iz shoart week. nightynight cweenmj

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:54:26 +0000

G’nitez 2 u, tooz, BG!! Hopez ur studinkz r awl perfekt lil boyz adn gurlz.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:52:18 +0000

Sweet dreemz lindykat!!
Schmooz tooo yooz!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:50:49 +0000

Lukz 2 mii like pulled both deh triggerz.

By: lindykat

lindykat — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:44:50 +0000

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િોુ૩૫િુોિુ્કજદકમઙમ,મ ૯િ૦-િ૦૯૬૭૩૪૫૯૦ાસજદ
૪૧૯િોમ,મઁક્ષછ,પોિ૯૦૧૨૮૪૩િેતકલસાદલકકજિદ
டன்றீஊனஓஒ,வமதபிஉஃஊஈனை

By: big-gladys

big-gladys — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:44:21 +0000

enjoi ur drinksie lindykat. ai will tri to vizit cheezland agin soon, butt teh werk (pleh, pleh, pleh adn pleh agin) keepz mee buzie these dais. Had beeg fun wif teh kiddos 2dai tho. jus do nawt want teh getteeng up in teh morneeng. sweet dreamz.

By: lindykat

lindykat — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:41:23 +0000

ai wud liek a wun wif lemon, fank yoo.
*clink*
Cheerz.
Ai mus hed to bed maiself. see yoo soon, bg.

By: lindykat

lindykat — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:38:55 +0000

Oh, fank yoo, cween! Nawt az purtee az yoor comfetti, tho.

By: lindykat

lindykat — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:37:32 +0000

おいおいえうおい

By: lindykat

lindykat — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:36:47 +0000

じゃdっKじゃぃおるQうじゃかDJぷぃいいくぅうぃくぇいくぉえいうるうぃつろえいをいえ

By: big-gladys

big-gladys — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:36:22 +0000

dat is yummuy. nao 4 a martooni adn a b-a-t-h ainfinkso. anibudee up 4 a martooni bee4 ai heds off 2 soak in teh tub? I haz allkindz. Chokklit, ov cors adn wan wif pearz adn halapeeno – iz nawt 2 spicee. oar wan wif lemon adn ovver gud stuff.

By: mary0spockn

mary0spockn — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:36:18 +0000

GMTA- i was JUST thinkin dat saem think

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:35:56 +0000

Heer — ya godda push dis button bak heer.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:35:10 +0000

an himz lazers are fully armed!!

By: lindykat

lindykat — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:30:17 +0000

if yoo putz chokklit on tah popcorms it is ebben better, cween

By: lindykat

lindykat — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:29:04 +0000

mebbe cween wuddnt mynd if ai mayde sum uf her confettti?
letz see vrrrp…vrrrp…chekkin too see if teh confetti mayker is gonna start…

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:28:35 +0000

*handz BG a bowl uv fresh popcormz*

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:27:07 +0000

W00t, indeed!! deh teecherz canna teeching if deh studinkz duz not b paying attenshunz!!!