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I can haz DrTinyCat !!!!1!!!
con-rat, um, con-go- yeah on knot secyonds!
Tank U mergaloki !!
Pleez tew joins mii en silli brat shun drinkies en dancie ??
silli brat shuns I lubs silli brat shuns! Whad I bring?
dans dans dans *shakes something*
Wii can haz Pizza Partee ??
En drinks veri cowld beerz ???!!!
cold beerz! Guiensses guinse… Irish plz!
Comin rite up !!
Awl u can stand.
Yes – a PIZZA PARTEE! Celebrayte madamz nice comint in teh tawp spot!
Ai’m bringing a nice thin krust pepperoni and griin pepperz!
An sum nice cold Root Beer!
PLentee fur aw! Just hulp yruselves!
Fanks fr teh pizza, Janet. Is deelishus!
I hopes yr muvver iz feeling bedder…let us no how she iz doing.
I won’t be on til layter tomorrow…I am taking my own muvver to dentist . (Eben internashunal spy seductresseseseseses taykes thair muvvers to teh dentist.)
Duz u where ur white dress wen u takez ur muzzer 2 deh dentist? Ink wiring mindz wanting 2 noe.
Ooh, I duz nawt wear teh bloo dress to teh dentist — iz only fr meeting agents hu may be susept…susptible…to it, at recepshuns like Lady Mondegrene’s.
Congratshoelaces, Madamz!
Ai duz teh fyrdans fer yu!
Oooaarrr!
*dansdansdans*
Aih do so luvz it when u dans !!
Aih have veri happitale !!
iz my nawt sekund time dans n drinkz!
Nobuddy ken tell. Ur doin it Rite !!
Yu haz beeyutiful abatar, mergaloki. So elegant.
Aiz glad yu lubs it!
*dansdansdans*
Yoo owt dansin stil, Ly?
Nawt shure ai canz do fyredans…
Yoo teech mii?
Mus get cleerenz frum insurenz n sekund ‘pionz, lawts ub paperz, red tapes, etcz. !!
obviusly aim BORK !! en will soon bii $$BORK$$ !!
2 troo….*sigh*
Page Dr. Tinycat, STAT! Tihs iz wan STRETCHII Marmii!
an himz lazers are fully armed!!
GMTA- i was JUST thinkin dat saem think
but…Dr.TinyCat iz treetin a kitteh fer eatin teh ornjj onez!!1!! o noes!
wut will crippled kitteh do!!!
pls to be fixin teh lims????
O hai Dani . . . conga ratz on ur nawt sekund tye
Shall wii vizit da Ti-Bootque togever ??
aih haff lowng list ub stuffs aih needz !!!
…an sum gushyfudz. Mebbe teh fudz nawt sekkund — bak akshullee feelz ok.
No, really. I *like* sitting this way. You should try it sometime.
Itz kwite cumfee.
Iz cawled Yoga.
It luks pane-full!
Yogot it
Yogot it
doh.
ah, teh manee joiz of WP.
LOLZ! Ouchiez
Pleez call the itteh bitteh kiropractor comitteh…
Ai ar skeptik. . . sceptec. . . nawt shor dat teh kairopraktik do anee gud.
O hai steroid. Aim tinkin dis kitteh mite needz tew take sum steroidz tew ??
Ai iz doin teh peelahtiis. Plz 2 join meh?!?
Oooh exrciz. Owchie. Exhawsted frum exershun!!
yah, dah exrcize can haz ovurr-ray-tid.
O hai, Ikeeyakat? Fink I n-surtid Peg A intu Hoel B n-sted uv Peg B ntu Hoel A. Plz ry advaiz hao ti fiks.
Ornjj Kitteh twisstedz
wyle tranzishunneeng frumz t3h
likkwidz 2 sawllidz
Ornjj Kitteh iz stukkdz,
butz oanlee 4 liddill wyle.
Heerz can oapunnurr!
Bawtill brush tayl sweengz
wyle Kitteh getz reddee 4
gooshee fud attakkz!
Jack.
Meta morfinz 25% compleet
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-bravo-bunny.jpg
Dis b ur Sphinx on drugz.
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Ennee kwestyunz?
Kwestyunz? Hmmmmm
Wut iz meenin ub lief ?
Oh, Dat??
:LOL: 
Dat b eezzee peezzee!!
Life iz 2 habing deh funz!!!
Enjoi~ing it wyle u kan.
ai fownd yu a nu fren. ai lebe awn yur paje . se if it wurkz. naim “yes plis” Iz mai dortur in Skeatul
Hai!! I wuz uzing deh new google browser adn teh add as fren buttin
didn’t werk. Sew I bak on Fyrefawkz now adn it werking. Her shud haz a fren rekwest frum mii. I needz awl deh frenz I kin git.
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Off topic…..I now haz loaded awl deh pitcherz uv mai visitor.
if u want to see deh white eyelashes dere b a link on mai blog
just klik on mai name.
WP b nomming mai answer.
*sigh* try agin.
Her b mai fren noaw. I needz awl deh frenz I kin git!!
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OT– I haz posted pitchers uv mai visitor — dhey b linked frum mai blog just klikkee mai name. Adn u kin seeing her lubbleee white eyelashes…
I try dis fur deh third tyme …. dhey say it beeing a charm…..werez Kafleen?? I needz hur to hoof dis stoopee werfless commint nomming wp!!!
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yesplis b mai fren noaw.
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pitcherz of deh deer wif deh white eyelashes b linked frum mai blog,
just klik on mai name.
Ai hurd it wuz “42″ but daont noze wut dat menez.
Dere ai gawtz mai shuz bak frum kawblur. but iz tiem tu maik nomz heer. 99
Answer to teh life, teh uniberse, & eberyfing.
Or what iz seben times siks.
how many roadz must a manx go down?
Teh ansur, mai cheezfrend, iz blowin in teh wind.
42
it gibbs me grate cumfurt to know taht in cheezland, taht ebbryone nows teh answur is “42″ and tehr is no partysan argguin.
ai has teh reppublikans in town! ickkkkkkk!
well, it’s likely that those who make dey livin’ via negotiable affection are havin’ a good year.
Nawt kwestyunz. Iz juss mai bakk inna moarning.
u putz ur front pawz in
u putz ur front pawz out
u putz ur front pawz in
an shakes dem awl about
lolkitteh training for olympic twister competition.
LOL!
noo event for 2012 limpics in TTI?
U doo teh kitteh pokee adn u turn ur bottum abowt, nao time 4 cheezburgers nao!
Kiropraktors kill peepl. http://www.webmd.com/stroke/news/20030512/neck-cracking-raises-stroke-risk May not b so gud 4 kittehs either.
Mai kiropraktor freed a pinchey nerf in mai arm taht went all teh wai tu mai han. Ai used tew be in teerz, wif mebbe surgeree, but nao nawt. Stil, iz a risk wif sum.
Oooh. Scarwee stuff.
Yew rite! Mai won maed me so porlee I kudnt doo nuffin. acka..akku…acc.. man wiv needlz iz betta. Maek me well agen. Maek kitteh well too.
Kitteh needz a realinemint.
‘Member kittehs, Twister iz 4 hoomans, nawt 4 kittehs!
hay guise. i maeds a commint @ skool 2dai in ‘Pyuter Tech class (bai bein sneekee) but ai doan tink et wurked.
Duz u member which lol it wuz on? Did u using deh same name & emayo address??
yeh, saem naem n emailz, wuz awn ‘PUMA’, but ai tink didint succeed. mah
teechur can litrilly freeze da screens when iz time 2 du sumtin nawt wif da
pyooters.
dem teecherz, dey b sneekee dat way!!!
hou dare dey mayke yoo stawp playin??!
yah! furgits da currikillem, I IZ PLAYIN DA SOLITAIRES!
wii haev teh fiahwall taht dos nawt eben let teh teechers c teh kittehs awn ICHC. Haev 2 go awl teh dai wif no kittehs.
but CS, ai sai WOOT WOOT 4 teh teecher wooo owt-sneeked u. 
W00t, indeed!! deh teecherz canna teeching if deh studinkz duz not b paying attenshunz!!!
he duz dat 2 ebberybuddy wen da klas strtz.
da trik iz 2 goe urlee.
ai goez urlee, butt teh fiahwall getz their furst. U can tell mee hao to bee faster tahn the fiahwall? Hiz naem iz Norvell Border Alert. Perhapz u herd ov him? Iz no fren 2 ICHC aifinkso.
Sum asemblee recwierd…
No toolz necessaree. Possable thumz halpful.
Is more beddah to get a fully assembloled cat from de shelter den to buy the cat kit from Chinese manufacturers wiff de poorly translated instrukshuns.
But, but, i likez kit katz.
kit kats? woo! break me off a peesa dat!
*handz CS a peesa dat kit kat bar*
I also likez deh Free MouseKateerz.
But cweenmj, how teh kittehs an mauses heer if yoo haz tehr eerz?
I just likez deh eerz, I duzn’t b steeling dem frum deh kittehz
adn mausez!!!
whew, dat’s gud. Ai feered yoo wer makkin a new hors douvre of tehm, liek teh chokklit possums.
ohai lindykat et al. ai was jus tinkin taht a bit o chokklit wud hit teh spot. Maibe eyell haev 2 hunt down a possum oar 2.
ohai, big-gladys! Ai has sum berry gud chokklit in sordid barietees ai will share.
*hands big-gladys playte of sordid chokklits*
Hep yoorself. Ennybudy else?
oooooh. teh sordid chokklits. nommmmeeenomnom. dats jus waht ai needed. tank u. teh nawt second dai ov werk waz eksh… exhot… veri tiring. spose ter bee ani YNG oar teh YNNSBz 2 bee gibeen ani foot massausages?
*egg saminz chokklitz wif magafrying glass*
Oh mai gudnesses!!! Wudja lukkit dat!!!
Yup, dey b sordid, awl rite!
luuks liek itz juss mii down heer at teh bottom of teh fred. Wonder wut ai cud doo?
ai am steel hear. jus stuffeeng mai faec wif sordid choklits.
*handz BG a bowl uv fresh popcormz*
if yoo putz chokklit on tah popcorms it is ebben better, cween
dat is yummuy. nao 4 a martooni adn a b-a-t-h ainfinkso. anibudee up 4 a martooni bee4 ai heds off 2 soak in teh tub? I haz allkindz. Chokklit, ov cors adn wan wif pearz adn halapeeno – iz nawt 2 spicee. oar wan wif lemon adn ovver gud stuff.
ai wud liek a wun wif lemon, fank yoo.
*clink*
Cheerz.
Ai mus hed to bed maiself. see yoo soon, bg.
enjoi ur drinksie lindykat. ai will tri to vizit cheezland agin soon, butt teh werk (pleh, pleh, pleh adn pleh agin) keepz mee buzie these dais. Had beeg fun wif teh kiddos 2dai tho. jus do nawt want teh getteeng up in teh morneeng. sweet dreamz.
Sweet dreemz lindykat!!
Schmooz tooo yooz!!
G’nitez 2 u, tooz, BG!! Hopez ur studinkz r awl perfekt lil boyz adn gurlz.
tehy R awl perfick awn teh nawt sekkond dai. maibe ebben teh hole nawt second week speshully sinc iz shoart week.
nightynight cweenmj
mebbe cween wuddnt mynd if ai mayde sum uf her confettti?
letz see vrrrp…vrrrp…chekkin too see if teh confetti mayker is gonna start…
Heer — ya godda push dis button bak heer.
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Oh, fank yoo, cween! Nawt az purtee az yoor comfetti, tho.
เซฆเซฏเซฎเซฉเซชเซซเซฏเซฏเซฎเซฏเซฆเซฎเซฏเซฆเซฎเซเซเชคเชฐเซเชฟเซเชฟเช เซ เซเชฐเชฟเซเชธเชพเชเซเชเชเชธเชฆเซเชเช,เชฎ
เชฟเซเซเซฉเซซเชฟเซเซเชฟเซเซเชเชเชฆเชเชฎเชเชฎ,เชฎ เซฏเชฟเซฆ-เชฟเซฆเซฏเซฌเซญเซฉเซชเซซเซฏเซฆเชพเชธเชเชฆ
เซชเซงเซฏเชฟเซเชฎ,เชฎเชเชเซเชทเช,เชชเซเชฟเซฏเซฆเซงเซจเซฎเซชเซฉเชฟเซเชคเชเชฒเชธเชพเชฆเชฒเชเชเชเชฟเชฆ
เฎเฎฉเฏเฎฑเฏเฎเฎฉเฎเฎ,เฎตเฎฎเฎคเฎชเฎฟเฎเฎเฎเฎเฎฉเฏ
Lukz 2 mii like pulled both deh triggerz.
Ohai Lindykat and cweenmj!!
u wouldnt mind if i come in…right??
and lindykat, u know Japanese??
Hello Hashim, its just passed midnite whre I am and I wus finking itz mus be time fer a new lol.
We’ve been on dis same wun fer over 4 hours, it must be gettin tired
Ohai judson!
hmmm….akshullee, da new lol comes after 6 hours naow…
so, u might wana get sum rest
wish I cood but there seems to a carnival goin awn in my hed tonite, the steem caliope goin full blast Dee dee dee dee deet dee dee dee, and the midway barkers hollerin Step Rite up, just one thin dime thass right frens , and the belss on the carosel binging and the gurls shreilin on de ferris wheel, and I kin even smell the poppycorms. Nawt good sleepin conditshuns.
I guess I’ll hop over to muh favorite politcal site an see if I start a fyte wiff sum Republicans. TTFN
Dey often talk about about how their Party is the party of Lincoln but most don’t know that Lincoln was nawt a Republica when he ran the 2nd time, he musta come to his sences.
ohh… if u starts a fight, let me know, k??
Tippycal
Ohai Eve!! long time no see!!
Reely? Ai haz just bin buzee arownd teh hows. And wachin TV.
A ‘fare an balanced’ noos show perhaps?
balanced news channels?? ifinkso nawt possible…
I know it’s a full day later but I felt compelled to tell you how impressed I yam that you know nawt to trust all of what you see on TV, or hear onna radio, or read inna press. Yer a lot smarter than I wuz at yer age.
Slinky kitteh iz latezt toi sensashun
Contorshonizt kitteh iz flexable!
aim sorree, teh firstes tihng taht came tew mind wuz “bet taht cowch looks gud wif teh orinj kitteh hare on it”
nuffin weerd bout how teh kitteh is sittings. is teh kitteh way.
no kitteh, kairopracters iz kwakz.
u needz fizzy-o
I hates you Chuck Berry
we luvs too plae Twister, oh yez we doo.
we luvs too plae Twister, how bout yoo?
Iys trooley iynkrehdibul wut pohsishuns kittehs kan geyt tehmselfes iyntuu wiffaouwt herting oar borking tehmselfes at awl!!!
Awlmoast liek thems ar naturahl jymnasts oar kuntoarshunysts!!!
Haow Ai enviees taht abilitee!!!
(Ai kan nawt ebben duu wun eighth ov taht wiffaowt suhfferyng sereeouus iynjuree!!)
I new dat that game uv twister was bad for me!
this (no offence)
i dont get