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meez trying to go faster
Conga ratz sairys! Wud u liek a brownie?
yes meez need a brownie, giv one to annipuss too, as a consolation prize for teh nawt furst spot this is mah third time so she neds recognishun too… wut kind of brownie yus wunt??? or do yu want cake, or maybe a great big kitteh sundae surprize????
Wuts a kitteh sundae surprize? Two scoops of kitteh and chonklit syrup and nuts on tawp?
dont ferget teh super fuzzball toppings
Too bad fer me, Ise on a fuzzbawl restricted diet. But of korse whippey cream is still OK
sorry me will get teh whippey creem den
*rummijrummijrummij*
heer tiz judson *squiiiirrrrrt*
We calls the whippy cream in can “Fluffy Milk”. My Meezer Pinky Lee loooooved it. Her wented to Bridge last July. We used to buy fluffy milk by the case at the warehouse store.
yumyum, “fluffy milk”
taht iz gud memree ob yor deer kitteh.
taht iz sad wen owr furry frendz go ober teh brij, but heer in cheezland
iz speshul playse calld princess mu meddow wher we kan let owr frendz
hoo now libs in owr harts to com owt an play for a wile.
{{{kimw an pinky lee}}}
Just fur teh rekord, ai wud laik to post teh following.
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This wuz a quintuple Ty! Awl Party See Pants may nao proseed to the Ty Boo Teek.
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sairys
annipuss (fast fingers)
Maus teh Nawt Ebil
ohatagoosiam
Leeza-b (b shee purrhaps a tawl blonde???)
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Teh Kitteh Win Chimes ar awn speshul today. An there ar stil sum ov teh beeneebabeekittehs filled wif whirrled peas.
Ooh, Janet, Ai do want wun uv doze beeneebabeekittehs to add 2 mai collekshun uv “nawt needin noms” kittehz.
but steddee
Teh snailol and teh turtlol is going steddy? How romantic!
Dey has a seeson pass to teh Slow Comfortable Barn.
It will take them all season to get there!
I fink it’s deyre first date, hes takin her to da moobies. Be there in first week October. Wiff dese two, one date can last longer den many marriages.
slow ride, take it easy – slow ride, take it easy,
they in the mood, the rhythm is right,
move to the music, they can roll all night.
Oooh, oooh, slow ride – oooh, oooh …
70s flashback on aisle 3!
Monorail TurtLol has a passenger…
*grabs Maus in hedlok an throws him in teh dunjun wher all teh bad kittehs go*
Ebil Maus, if yu ar oot thar yu betr rescue yur twin cuz me haz no mercy. i will get teh twisted turtlol of doom to run over yur bruvver bwahhahahaha
*Ahem*
I am Maus. Ebil Maus is a totally different entity. So… UNHAND ME SIR!
sorry but yu teh onlee wun wit teh connections to him, when he shows up for teh great cheez fite then yu can go….
I can go now. Bye.
But… but… Dr Ebil turned EbilMaus into a zombie!
*runs after Maus then trips on teh ladybug*
*den teh kitteh driven teh CCC runz ober him*
*afder dat teh Super Kitteh Cannon starts shooting
teh Uber cyoot kittehs adn his head asplodes in
giant shower of confetti*
meez finally gettin paybak for yu turnin sweetpea ebil and makin hur trap me in teh tenticles… so bwahahaha
(halp him if yu dare)
Turtlol rawks!
u hit teh snail on teh hed!
fank yu. Ai awl wayz thot sew, tu…..
MUWAHAHAHAA!!!!!
but I thot u cud not spare a skware?
Turns out I had teh power all along.
and issnt it magnifisent!
My dear Ant Salleh was pretty pleased.
oh noes!
i’m haunted by operashunal orders!
next they’ll be makin me put on teh algae-bra…horrorz!
Iz new Jim torty mobie stars–slow and slower
but teh snail no halpin at all
Giddyup! Yah!
♫♫♫
Move ‘em on, head ‘em up,
Head ‘em up, move ‘em out,
Move ‘em on, head ‘em out Rawhide!
Set ‘em out, ride ‘em in
Ride ‘em in, let ‘em out,
Cut ‘em out, ride ‘em in Rawhide.
♫♫♫
“Chikken wire?”
Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’
Though the streams are swollen
Keep them dogies rollin’
Rawhide!
Rain and wind and weather
Hell-bent for leather
Wishin’ my gal was by my side.
All the things I’m missin’,
Good vittles, love, and kissin’,
Are waiting at the end of my ride
*smakes lips at teh vittles, lubs n kiszzns- yesh!**
Ai `member seein dat awn teh 9inch skrean uv teh blakk an wite TB dat mai dad maed. Der wuz ownlee wun channul den in TTI.
hee hee, remines me ov teh herdin cats commurshul – phunnyist i eber dood sees!
Oh,dat WUZ a gud one.
Ai speshully lieked teh cowboy usin teh lint roller awn his clothes by teh campfire.
Dey needz to put dat commurshul on again, aifinkso. Ai hazzint seed it in a lawng tiem.
Lookit that escargot!
Looit that es…oh wate. U beetd mi 2 it.
Boooo! Hisssss!
*Headesk*
Escargot-very slowlee….
nascargo!
Dis must b what ai gots stuk behind dis moarnin in traffick!
**grumble, grumble**
Ain’t it teh troof? I always get stuck behine somebuddy slow getting outta my naberhood, where u can’t pass. Well, ur not sposed to pass anyway. Um, not that I ever drived on teh sidewalk or anything.
Slow things that has been in front of me on teh ways to work:
Amish buggy
Baby duckling parade
Creeping vines
Ducklings too slow for teh parade in B
Elolphant wif a limp (pore elolphant!)
F…
Floofee fings
Gaggle ob geese
H…
Herd of sheeps
Icicles (big ones)
Juniyor nascar driver wannbes
ohai Leeza!! Howz Miss Gummi?
Ai R siedlined by teh flu. Blargh.
heers teh box ov soft tissues fur u, in assordid colorrs wiv piktoors ob kittehs an bunnehs , fur u teh blo ur nosie awn!
Y fankyoo AfriCat!!! Yoo bes berree kynde!
*blargh*
ohai DK! Sowry u has a sik.
*gives DK sawft floofy blankit to wrap up in, sented wif tuch of cinimimimmin and banilla*
Gummi is holdin hur own wif teh big gurls… still afraid to leeve her alone wif them, so she’s in isolashun wile I iz at werk, but she’s gotten to be kwite teh love bug! She luvs to snuggle. I fink she and Thelma mite be frends one day, but Weezy.. not shure.
So iz u home todai?
Dat’s grate noos, Leeza. Sownds liek fings be wurking owt wif does kittehs.
Do ai bemember yoo saying dat Gummi bes pregnint? *jumps upndownupndownupndown at fot ob widdle sqweeeeeeeekee bebbeh kittehs*
Yase, ai bes a tome. Spent awl dai yesterdai – a byootiful sunnee hollidai! – in bed. Todai too.
*blargh*
Oh, n fanks fur teh sented blankee! Iz delishuslee smellee!
you has a Labor Day in VLD too??
um, well, yas, Gummi WAS pregnant… when I took hur to get fixted. That givved me a sad
but I hope u doesn’t think I iz hartless. We has so many homeless kittehs rownd my nayborhood alreddy.. I is feeding 5 adults and 2 kittens still.. and one of teh adults just had bebbehs this weekend. They just keeps coming. So Gummi’s bebbehs were not to be.
U iz nawt hartless…..dese fings must be done,sadlee.
fanks Eeck.
*deep sigh*
Still hated to have do it tho.
It givd my hart a heavy.
Yesh….ai haz been there.
Teh onlee fing dat keeps me going iz teh knowledge dat fer sum kittehs a quiet end iz bedder dan a hard life dat mebbe ends in terror.
Anom.
Donut has a sad, Leeza. Twas prolly best fur Gummi, PLUS yoo gibbing her a hoem, n gud fuds, n lubs, n plaimates… waol, maybe wun playmate.
Ahem *kleers frote* “The Toronto Trades Assembly, perhaps the original central labour body in Canada, organized the first North American ‘workingman’s demonstration’ of any significance, on April 15, 1872. About 10,000 Torontonians turned out to see the parade and listen to the speeches calling for abolition of the law that decreed that trade unions were criminal conspiracies in restraint of trade. The freedom of 24 imprisoned leaders of the Toronto Typographical Union, on strike to secure the 9-hour working day, was the immediate purpose of the parade. It was still a crime to be a member of a union in Canada, although the law of criminal conspiracy in restraint of trade had been repealed by the United Kingdom parliament in 1871.
“In 1882, the Toronto Trades and Labour Council, successor to the Toronto Trades Assembly, decided to organize the annual demonstration and picnic for July 22. The Council sent an invitation to Peter J. McGuire of New York requesting his services as a speaker for the occasion. McGuire was the founder and general secretary of the United Brotherhood of Carpenters, which had organized the previous year. It was in the same year that McGuire proposed at a meeting of the New York Central Labour Union that a festive day be set aside for a demonstration and picnic. Labour Day was first celebrated in New York on September 5, 1882. It is apparent, however, that the custom had developed in Canada and the invitation sent to McGuire prompted his suggestion to the New York labour body.
“Soon pressure for legislation to declare a national holiday for Labour Day was exerted in both Canada and the United States. In 1894 the government of Sir John Thompson enacted such legislation on July 23, with the Prime Minister piloting the bill through Parliament against the opposition of some of his Conservative followers.” (from calendar-updates.com)
*remoobes beeber hat ob Kanadian-ness
Wow….u is teh font uv historical knowledge!!
Whut part uv Ontario duz u liv in ????
Ai libbing neer Oddawa.
*blargh*
No,no…ai lieked yur history lesson.Jus more proof dat the Merikans did nawt invent ebberyfing !!!
Nawt been to Oddawa…has trabled mostlee in Sowth Ontario (Windsor to Niagra Falls)
Oh that wuz 2 much cc-ing and pastin in ur condishun DK!
*puts cool compress own DK’s hed*
Iz u ok? Has a rest now.
Maybe sum lemmingade?
Be sure to be giving teh lemmingade in a cup wif a broad base. Teh glasses of lemmingade she hadded before kept falling off teh side of teh table.
Nawt onlee cc-ing n pastin, but editin too!
*blargh*
Aaaah, dah compress feeling berry gud. Aifinkso ai getting bak into bed wif dat lemmingade naow. Mebbe watching Opera, mabbe snooz.
Eeck, da Oddawa bes berree nies n inneresting plais to bizzit! Wii cud habbing cheezmeat!!!
I wanna come!
*bownces upanddown wif enthooosiasum*
Wud has to be next year tho.. I has no more time orf for this year.
Hopes u feel bedder soon DK!
Yay!! Oddawa cheezmeat in 2009!!! Tehn Bancoover cheezmeat in 2010! Tehn London cheezmeat in 2012!!!!!!
K, ai reelee going bak to bed naow.
*goze upstairs carreeing cup ob lemmingade inna cup wif a BROAD bas*
blargh*
Yesh u gets sum rest!!
*** tucks soft,warm blankee arownd 4.5K ***
Hmmmm…bedder start plannin teh 2009 festibities!
DK – what iz this “Opera” yoo ar mebbe watching??
Sowry – ai wuz referring to O-prah. Ai donut fink mai brayne cud Handel opera rite naow.
*wispurrs* Ai’m not reelee heer – ai’m upstairs in bed – reelee!!
*blargh*
U better type quietly then, so u don’t wake urself up.
O, and teh broad-based lemmingade cup isn’t working either. I just saw it jump or fall offa teh table edge.
Oh yas, ai bes berree qwiet, nawt liek yoo when yoo R gibbing urself teh finger!
*wipes up lemmingade, switches to gatorade*
*blargh*
*whispurrs* oh, ai see. Maybe ai cud come an Bizet yoo?? Ai cud bring aum Verdi gud cookiez an maybe sum hawt chonklit.
gatorade? pleh….
How bowt sum tea? Erl Grey, hot?
I gotted stuck in teh NG marathon yesturdai.
There was a Nekkid Guy marathon and I missed it?
*cries*
Oh, haow cud ai turn mai Bach on sush an offur!!
Janet, maybe yoo cud kumming to teh Oddawa cheezmeet in 2009!!
*blargh*
Teh gatorade wuz an opening fur LCB, but ai see seh got distrakted….
*blargh*
0ooh, Iz reddy fr 2009 Aughta-wa Cheezmeet!. Not so far frum where I am, akshully.
Ur gatorade just eated up all teh leftover lemmingades.
I hopes yu feelz bedder sun, 4.5 kittehs
Noe, da lefted-obber lemmingaydz nawt can haz bin nommed — dey jumpt oar fell awf da taybull lej aftur da nawt-sekkund wun
Fanks, booklion. Adn wii duz habbing teh lubblee sun todai!
So taht settles it – Ontario/northeastern US cheezmeet in 2009!
Adn yays! LCB came fru!
*blargh*
Yes, yes, we knoes. Teh gatorade nommed them up from teh flore. Then it went back to teh table top on teh gatorvater.
Now, then: WHO IS GONNA SHARE THEIR PICS FROM TEH NEKKED GUY MARTAHON WIF ME??? *pleading look*
Will this do?
magnostic.wordpress.com/2008/06/09/nude-bike-racing-and-hummers/
O I C — I thotted da gayterayd wuz awn da taybull awl da tym — I nawt b noein bowt da gaytervayter… Izzat ennyfing liek da DarfVayter?
Ackshully I fink DK had a marathon wif a YNNGSB at teh partea lass week.. but I wudn’t bet on any pickshures. DK can has a discreet.
It’s eggsactkly like teh DarfVatyer, only wif not so much Darf and a hole lot moar gator.
*stamps feet, pouts*
I WANNA SEE PIX FROM TEH NG MARATHON!
(accidentally typed “marathong” for some reason)
Oooh Booklion… u meen the 2 agents in Operashun Dimond
mite get to meet? We shud hav no trubble recogning eech
other…
*makes shur the wite dress and strappie sandals are sent to teh
cleeners*
*flings a thong at LCB, slingshot style*
Waol, ifn dey hadded uh marathong awn, den dey wooden b nekkid, naow wood dey?
Wooden U awlsew knead Seekrit Ayjint D’Beaker 2 mayk da Op-purr-ayshun Dymund reeyoonyun kumpleat?
*wispurrs* Leeza, has yoo ebber tride waring a fong? Ai kant bring maiself to do eet – just seems too uncum… unkom… nawt a gud fing to has dere!
*blargh*
Hay! This thong is empty!
Of corse Mssr D’Beaker would be a welcome addishun.. as long as there are
no sekret agendas… as in, recobbering teh dimond.
*whispers to 4.5K so no one else hears*
It’s not so bad. Feels weird at first but then u gets used to it. Now if feels weird when I wares teh reggaler kine.
Okay, question: WHY would you want to get used to it??????
Sowry LCB- it was full a minnit ago!
DK- dat wud be why I flunged teh thong at LCB.
I has tried, and itz not for me!
*insert floss joke here*
If u wanted to insert teh floss, u wouldn’t have had anything to fling at me.
STN
Reasons:
No VPL
It feels… secksier
Less room tookened up in teh unnerwares drawr
Hmmm, kumpelling reezins. Maybee ai’ll have to trai-ing dem!
Also, apparently u has a slingshot always handy.
Well, not quite *hand*y, but u see my point.
Caynt c da poynt ifn deyz spowsta nawt b vizibble…
duzznt the thong cover it?
I assure u, there is nothing pointy in that area. U’ll just has to take my word for it.
*takes LCB’s werd, and runsawayfast*
Teh werd was:
*KERSPLORTCH*
“I’ll take ‘Onomatopoeia’ for $1000, Alex.”
I believe Alex axed u to take care of that *before* teh show, Aahz. U’ll has to wait for teh commershul brake.
Naw, da kumershul brake sloez fingz daown 2 much… Letz goe 2 da Fynull Jepperdee rownd naow!
u r welcome… arrrchoooo!!! uh oh!
*blargh?*
Donut worree, AfriCat, der R onlee birtual germs.
Mai pyooter has birus purrtekshun, so Ai iz saef!
Ohai, 4.5K!! I sorree 2 heer dat mai dansin partnur b bed-stuk wif da floo…
Gitz beddurer sune {{{{{{{4point5kittehz}}}}}}}
Ohai Aahz! Fanks fur yur gud wishes! Akshulee ai gottinged unstuk fur awhiel, to plai heer.
Ai haz a happee fur yoo adn ur meddels!!! W00t Aahz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ai wud lub to see u skating sumtime.
*blargh*
Fanky 4.5K!! Win I gitz mai veedeeyow, mebbe I putz it awn Yootoob oar sumfin… I haz uh prowd uvvit! Wun uv mai frinz hoo iz uh sk8n coach hept me wif mai warm-up (mai regler coach coodin b dere), n himz sed dat, sept 4 mai skrood-up spin, it wuz mai bestist sk8 ebber!!
Oh yas! Plz to put it on Utoob!
Did it maek yoo nerbus nawt to hab ur reglar coach wif yoo?
*blargh*
O yeh, I wuz teh nerbus, but I dunno ifn it wuz cuz himz wuznt dere oar nawt… Bak n Joon I wuz ebben moar nerbus dan I wuz dis tym, n himz wuz dere den… Goe figger… (skyooz da pun)
Cormbatulayshuns Aahz
We is awl BERRY PROWD ov ower berry own Sk8atin Champeen.
We haz a happitayl for yoo an yoo is full o the WIN AN OSSIM ♥♥♥♥
Yoo did brillyunt an we is happitaylhappitaylhappitayl
O fanky tidmum!! U n evvywun els heer b sew nys 2weesh me gud luks n corn-cat-enayshunz! I sew happytayl 2 kawlz U mai frinz!
*takes Aahz medlols to be
appraisedmounted in teh ICHCAtrophy Case*
Mayk shure derez uh gud lyt sew dey doan nead 2 b taykted owtsyd 2 b lukted at…
Hunny beers,
Irratamatin slooooow peeps
Junglol creepers (see c abov – veeeery slooow)
K…
Kintergarten klass crossin teh rode
Luvverz kissin insted uv dribin
Market stall bein pusht
N..
Nekked yung guis causing traffik jams
Onyun, lots ob dem
Potholes
Q…
Quantity of wild turkeys unimpressed by my car or horn
Rambler full of rowdies rockin to an 8 track
Stretch limo failed to negoti8 tight turn
T…
Truck wiff stuff fallin off (an LCB gaverin it all up)
Union werkers protest of bad management
Very annoying leef peepers every fall
W …
Wet rode frum Maus’ spritzer
Xcessivelee slo turtlols
Yikes! Gotta stop fur teh fyretruks
Zamboni dribbin bai LCB
Wait, whut? That was *me* driving teh Zamboni? I can’t bleev I gived myself teh finger. And gived it back, too!
An all dis time I fot dat ‘fell offa truck’ wus a code for sumtin nefa . . .naffaeri… unlegal.
Oh, no. Not a tall. Trucks are often over-loaded wif items. Some falling-off is of merchandises is expected.
Bedder than fawlin awf teh wagon !!!!
U just has to make shure itz not teh turnip truck.
Wagon of chuck
Xtra slow grammacantseeoverthesteeringwheel
Yugos
Z-class 4-banger with a bad transmission
“Wagon of chuck” – lolz!!!!!!!!!
I remember the Yugos, wut odd liddle cars.I member askin the guy up the street how he lyked his and sed it wuz worth the muney. He sed he missed nawt having AC but he like the rear winder defroster. I asks why the defroster and he say “dats so muh wifes hands don’t freeze when shes pushin it in the winter”S
I also liked yer X entry, I wuz finkin too bad I missed O I wudda sed Oldsmobile Delta 98, all you can see of de driver is hat and knuckles on de wheel.
snark
Hoo b seidz me stil hab 8trak? Nawt eben mein. Fren loned it nd nebbur tuk bak wen he gawt sumfing els. Bag ub taipz tu .Must be wurf lebenty bai naow az klektibul, rite?
Ford with a flat
Gremlin outa gas
Honda can’t hear the horns
I….
Hi,
I’ve seen many cases of symbioses in Nature, but I guess it’s the first time that I spot a scene like this; it doesn’t seem “photoshopped” to me, is it ?
Have a great week,
José
Ai fink iffn u putted a snail awn a tortus, u’d haz plentee tiem 2 go fined ur camra b4 dey gotted berry far!
mebbe… but they mite know wher teh Greyhound bus is…
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1923179
I tooked dis pitchur t teh Longleat Safari park lass week
Try tihs,
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1923179
thanx, tidmum!
grate photo n phunny capshun
Snail has epic mount.
…iffabit slo.
snail sez “Wheeeeee!”
Snail has nebber experients such exhilar8in speed!
Yoo maded mi chukkle!!
Snayle sez, “WHEEEEEE!!!”
mullusk in wonderland . . .
ohemgee! ai toadallee haz a teeshurt wif a snayle ryding awn a turtol!!
So whut does Lee teh Toad wear?
joo maeks mai hed hurt. stoppit.
*brings IQB some asprins and some watters in teh vessel wif teh pestle warsh it down wif*
But duz yew want teh vessel wif teh pestle, oar teh chalice frum teh palice?
Oar wuz it teh flagon wif teh dragon?
Whut happened to teh flagon wif teh dragon?
Jinx! Buy me a coke.
But whut will I drink it from?
Ai wud sugjest teh can.
Ew! I’m not taking a drink in teh ladies room!
*snerk*
Full transcript uv dat scene:
dagsrule.com/pestle.html (wif teh aich tee tee pea on teh frunt).
Please be ready with your transfers. We should be arriving at the station in about 41 hours.
Slo ridaz. Wii lyke ‘em.
i tink hez go fazter now!
ya, this not slow, taht snail is gettin a turbo boost!
Probly gets to dysentenation twyce as fast.
*which is reeeeaaaaallllly faaaassst (sarcasim lol)*
snail moving faster than usual, i fink so.
Hoap teh meeter izzint runnin.
Dis meeter iz wawkin, I finksew…
I dunno occifer, it awl happyned so fast!
Wel, Misture Turtlol iys nawt eggzackly awn teh Autobahn, eivver;
Clymbyng oaver awl tohse rokks wil slowe hims daown ebben moar;
But waiyte!!! Heer cums teh Turtlol Fairy Godmuvver tuu halp hims;
TFG prohceedes tuu iynstahll a Turtlol Jet-Pak awn Misture Turtlol’s bak;
Hims Snayle-Buddee holdez awn rlly tite; TFG gibbs Misture Turtlol a liddel poosh;
teh Turtlol Jet-Pak revvs up, adn ZOOOOOOM>>>>>>>>Awf tehy streaks>>>>
Rite iyntuu teh next kountee……..!!!!111!!!!!
Hey…taht tihng got a Hemi?
i can has jumpstart?
no no no, maf is all rong. speed iz slo+slo.
u can haz algebra 9+[4-(10-9)^2]^3
NASCARturtlol= go slow, go slow, turn left….sloowwwwlleee
and since Ai iz a slo turtlol, let me naow wish ICHC a Happeetail Birfdae! Maebee it getted dere in tyme…..
(wispurrs: ai lubs it wen dey puts teh pixshures uv turtlols awn heer!)
bak shell driber snail sez “wach owt fer dat pointy rock! doan tripz ober dat stik! dis iz a slug crossin,slo down! cahn aye change de radio? hay, yer shell needz waxin! luk, iznt dat lolrus’s bukket ober dere? brake, omcc brake!!!”
Great caption. Someone has great creativity and quick mind.
I SAW SUMTHIN LIEK DIS ON “ROBOT CHICKEN”!