Lift with your knees, they said…
Lift with your knees, they said… It’s not that heavy, they said…
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I can haz knees?
no u cant. yooz da hoomin slayves, dat whut dey foar!
nd has a cheezburger. i kuk et wif mah heet vishun.
*BZZZRT*
um…yoo liek well dun?
Um – yew shoor datz nawt a hawkee puk?
yeh, i’z shore! luk *analyziz* dat cleerly b da carbin futprint
ob grnound beefz! um…NEwaiz, i yooz da grill nao. but doan let
mah naybir lite et – - dat wud b wurse den heet vishun kukin!
waitadurnminnit…*fynds da lostded ‘heet vishun dile’ ai
nebber fownd* TA DA! nao i kin turn et 2 low!
NEwun wants futuristik bbq?
Mmm… sure. Meediyum, plz. Wif bacon onnit? I can haz bacon cheezburger?
shore! heer piggy piggy piggy piggy…
*in mah mynd : hmm, awl dat cum b Porkee Pig. et b otay
2 maek baykin chezbargar owt ob hims? um, i’ll just
nawt tell…*
BZZZZRT
otay! heer cow cow cow cow cow cow cow…
Um… plz to nawt kill ennyfing on mah behaff. Teh alreddy-ded vershuz at teh stoar iz jus fien wif meh. Ai kin jus haz vejjeez and dip utherwize.
otay. ai will duz dat.
Dasryte! Yu haz hoomanz fur eggzacklii taht purrpoise!
Ackshully, kittehs has knees, onna bak legs.
Ai onlee kno dis b-cawse Josie had bad knees. Hur littlol knee-caps wud go outta playse. B-4, ai nebber knowded tihs!
Owie – poar kitteh!
kittehs hab knee-caps? i nebber knowed taht.
yoo lurn sumfin noo on ichc ebree day!
yoose-less trivia
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Teh only animul wif 4 knees is — the elephant
Reelee???? LOL! Ai dint know that! An ai thot ai noo EBREETHING!! hmmmmm.
Ghess nawt!
It’z tru. mai kitteh blue himz knee owt falling outta windoh nd himz can haz replaycemint sirgureez. Nawt sew gud akshully. Himz nehver sat down teh sayme.
oh, poor kitteh blue. my momma had knee replaycmint, but peeples understand wut’s goin on an why it hurts. kittehs don’t, pore fing.
kin yoo juss pikshure teh liddle kitteh doin teh re hab?
Wun, twe, free, fore. Liff, tww, free, fore.
Ise me neez down to brings teh swellz doun.
kitteh on tredmill….runnun fer cheezburgerz!
layin on teh blue rubber mat…
my momma had to do respitoree ferapy too, sukk reel hard on the plastik tooby fing on teh jar. kin jus pikshur kitteh doin taht too
My dad’s goggie had hims knees reeplaycd (hims wuz aksidentul dingo/corgi cross-breed. Hevvy corgi body on teh stumpy slender dingo legs not so gud akshully …) an he had to rest afterwuds in a speshul pen in teh bak yard to stop hims runnin arown an teh uver goggies usd to teese him by runnin past …
An from den on my dad usd to do teh ’six millyn $$$$ man’ music wheneva Alfy ran’d past.
concatshoolayshuns, nightshayde, on nawt-sekund!!
ohello, kitty! conga ratz!
Nightshayde is FURST!
*donkee dantses in wiff tappy golden hoofies with a basket ub ….
choklitt
martoonies
fuzzie kittehs
Furst!Furst! Furst!
*duz a nawttee littul dawnkee dantz ub fursteeness*
Hahah!
My sweet littul nightshayde is FURST and Ima gonna SAY It!
/runs like the wind
*Crashes into DawnKey wyle running way frum LCB*
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Oh, Hai!! *frum deh floor.*
*Lukz down fred*
Oh, Hai, Janet!! *frum deh floor*
Ohai, cweenmj!
*luks aroundd*
Where ar yoo???? Yooooooo hooooooooo!!! CweeeeeeennnnmmmMMMMMJJJjjjjjjjjjjjj!
*Pops up*
Oh Hai!! ize heer. wearz u??
nao ai’m heer, too! Tahnk gudness fur “who’s tawking” oar we wud awl bee lawst all da tyme.
An –
can yoo pleez tell mee waht STN meens? Ebreewun haz bin saying it fur DAZE!!
STN= so there, nyah!
Thank yoo sweetpea!
VERREE useful, ai can see!!
wifowt deh hooz tawking wii’d neber finding chudderz….. Dis gonna luk sew sillee 2 deh peepz hoo reeding it later frum top 2 bottum….. wii gotz it awl twangulled up.
LOL!! Ai KNOW! Urlier today, ai wuz traing to transcribe LadyMondegrene’ recepshun! An ai gotted awl tanguled up an ai think ai must start awl ober again.
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Teh fabulolso Fleep epeesody wuz continued three oar foar pikchoors layter, an ai didn want to looze teh continooitee.
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*sigh* It iz nawt az eezzee az it luks.
Dis b y I mading u Dame Janet uv Cheezland….u dueing sew much fer us az deh Cheezland historian. wifowt u, how wud wii noez deh wutz and y4z uv ower kummunitee??
{{{Janet}}}
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It prollee izn’t reelee so impurrrrtant fur us – but lak ov institoooshunal memree in sum plaices can – dizastrous!
LOL!! ! Kafleen iz feline reelee friskee tonite!
*luks in baskit*
choklitt
martoonies
Nitghtshade???? May ai hav sum too???
*pops up*
*shylee*
*I brot enuff furr ebburboddee*
/runs agin
*popz in — takes chokkllit martoonee*
Cheez!!
*popz bak owt*
*popz bak in*
Fergotted mai mannerz— Thank yew Kafleen!!!
*popzez bak owt agin*
O, mah fren, doan u wurree bowt ur mannurs.
I gibs u teh shurt offn mah back.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Ov corse yoo did! Sillee mee!
*pours awt menee glasses ov choklitt martoonees in teh finest crystlol martoonee glasses*
Heer’s to US! AWL ov us! *klinkee ♫ ♪ *
I think u ca’nt !
Oh …. and a liddul halp, plz?
HALP!! lemmee owt! … plz? … pleeeeeeze?
oh no. kitteh got skwishered!
‘Twas eh trajik dai wen teh kitteh gottid skwisht.
Bin dere, dun dat…..resently, whiel moovin.
Taek sum ib-yoo-pro-fin b4 u goes 2 bed, kitteh. It halped mi.
o hai, rhsb
****sending u big fat donkee buckets ub lub….****
/runs off, embarrasskated
Cheezburgers not in here!
btw…i can has halp wif mah problim awn da ‘baysemint cat wants ur soul’
paeg jsut b-low dis? i iz inna reel conundrum! da followirz b chaysin meh!
Eye’m in yer bawx…bein’ bawx’d.
Hey! Who sed der waz corms in here?
Cat = 0
Box = 1
WIN
ssshhhhh….iz wayting 4 teh goggie 2 wok bai. Wayt 4 it….
Wicked lolcat of the East has been squished
Ai kin has hims shoes pleaze? Kthx!
Kitteh went boxing wit teh hevvywate…and lawst big tiem!!11!
Ai jes fownded teh funnyest site! Iz fulla kweshtuns peeplol axk abowt kittehs.
I hoep dis werks: http://www.gadzillionthings.net/Think11.html
thanx u, rhsb!
what a grate site!
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How come people with a lot of money but no cats are still called rich?
rhsb, fanks fur teh linkee. Mah fayvrit:
If they made microfiche for cats, would it be called “catfiche”?
*chortle, guffaw* Catfiche, FTW!
Boxing
Yr doin it rong
No lolzpeak…no vote.
Iz dis a noo kinda troll???
kumplainz bowt not nuff lolspeek??
wussup wif dat???
Uzhullee wii gitz kumplaintz bowt tuu much lolspeek.
Frizbee has a point, the caption is in pure English, rather unusual, wouldn’t you agree?
I agreez, it duz not b deh norm. But to giving it no votes, just kuz izn’t
in lolspeek?? kinda harsh….it iz funnee.
Pleeze to helpin me moar My Cween, is it customary to vote on Lols? I has been enjoying dem fer a while and commenting fer a week or so but I haz never voted. Is it lyke tipping the wait staff, am I being boorish becawse I doesn’t know any bedder?
Akshullee, deh last time I tried deh “vote” thingee at deh top uv deh page it wuz nuffink but irritating. And eben wen it wuzn’t borked, I didn’t vote much. I just lol at the pix on deh main page and commint. Sum peepz like to make lolz, sum like to votez on lolz and sum lurk (just reeding deh commintz) and sum uv us make commintz. And sum peepz due kombinashunz. I just lukkinged at deh main page fer monfs bfur I eben started reeding deh commints. And den I lurked for kwite a while. I never wuz in2 making deh lolz or voting on dem. I like to b surprized wen I kum 2 deh main page. I duzn’t like 2 b thinking, “I awlreddy saw dat.”
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Dats just mii.
*looks arown nerbusslyee*
dus we hab same web owners dat wee used too?
Az fur az i noez wii duz…..but then, i’m not in deh loop…. just a liddul loopee…nuffin noo dere….. o dotz!…. mmmmmmmm
sumpin gotted sold.
*looks arown nerrbusslee*
an I memburs sumfin bowt dat,….and sumfin gettin…deeleeted
abowt it…
dat r skeeree
/runs awai FASS
*tagz dawn key as she runnin on doze lil hoofsies*
tag yr IT HAHAHAHAHAHA!
an i call no tag bak STN
*Stikz owt foot as sweetpea runz bai*
Oh Hai!! howz deh wevver down dere??
*klonk*
tendirls of doom cweep ever so slowleeeeeeee…
yah, wot she sed ^:?:
Well – ai dint know it werked taht way! ??? *shakes hed in verbluffelment*
Verbluffelment! Much win! I plans to steal and start usin dat werd today!
Ai duz awl uv doze. Ai maik, luk, vote, cawmint, lurk…Iz awl gud.
‘kay, mek da rest of uz luk like slakkerz!
WOW!1 Yur gud. But – ai guess we awl lurk a liddle. Ai meen, sumtaimes ai am heer but dont say enething – oar much. Becuz there duznt’ seem to be eneplayce to jump in a tawk.
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An ai doo voat fur teh front page pikshur – usuallee. But hardlee eberawn the voating paigers. An – ai hav no talunt fur maeking teh LOLs.
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But ai luv to commint! ai just hoep teher ar peeple hoo awlso laik to reed mai commints. Besides “us,” ai meen.
i lubs to reed yr comets, espeshullee win i bee lurkin around Ian Congneeto..
LOL! Fancee taht!
When ai am hanging aroudn wif teh oh so hansum Ian Congneeto, ai laik to reed yurs too!
Janet?? Reelee??
u haz comets???
Like Haleyz Comet???
I shudda noen dere wud b a JCH4K Comet.
Dere awlreddy b deh
JCH4K Bullevard,
JCH4K Street,
JCH4K Avenue,
JCH4K Circle,
JCH4K Terrace
JCH4K Fowntin
JCH4K Rowndy-bowt.
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Ai cud luk laik a kitteh streeking throo teh nite skye!
I finkso, u wud b lukking Maah~veluz!!!
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An ai awlreddee hardlee hav taim enuf to bee heer az mutch as ai wud laik!
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ICHC eetz ur tyme, yes it duz….ooo dots…
Yikes. Now we gets teh trolls that want teh lolspeek in teh lols but teh plane english in teh commints and not teh other way round, no sirree. They probly are teh types who doesn’t likes teh fuds on their plate to tutch each other neither.
This particular meme of “[something] they said. It’ll be easy, they said. What could go wrong?” works well with or without lolspeak, like “FAIL” does. So all those trolls can go make sure teh shoes in their closet arent’ tutching each other. STN
*runz up 2 LCB adn wiggulz finnerz berry, berry neer 2 hur*
I’m not tutching u!
I’m not tutching u!
*runz away fast*
*Runz up 2 mai cween adn tuchiz hur*
Haw haw, tuch yoo!!
*Runz awai kwiklee*
*Stikz foot owt*
Didja hav a nice trip last fawl?
i can has giglol fitz? i haz haded one halibut day but you guyz is so funnee i fergets to whine.
if deh giglol fitz, wear it.
*triez it on four sighs*
purrfect fit! mebbe i wearz it to bed & sleep onnit! niteynite!
G’nite swee’pee!!!
{{{maryO}}}
*hedbonkzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*tuks pail grene sawft blankee (wif kittehs embroidured in a charming borduer awl around teh edge, an 8″ long silbur finj around sweetpea, an puts a matdhing liddle green pillo under hur hed.*
Yoo know – it iz verree layte fur sweetpea. An mee too. Ai wuz awn mai way to bed weh ai thot ai’d drop in an see if enething was going awn! LOL!
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An ai find liddle donkees wif baskits ov martoonees an cweenmj popping in an awt an ebreewun plaing tag! Duz it get ene bedder????
Schmooz too yooz, Janet.
I b going 2 bed naow, 2. hadding deh sleep deprived weekend, yes i ded. I b too old 2 b up awl nite.
NIte nite! Aill be going too, tehn.
*an suddenleel awl wuz kwiet awn teh cheezland frunt*
k… bye JCH4K and cweenmj!!!
sleep tight!!
oh, i almost forgot, G’nite sweetpea!!
sweet dreams!!
oo mah akin bak
Awww..poor kitteh
Ai hopes you dont hert yore sakrowilleeak!
At leest himz nawt uh snayk wif bak trubble:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0Lpz4JrUZs
“sakrowilleeak”….dat haz mii laffinz too musch. Stank u 4 da laffs
Yore welcome
sacroiliac?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHPikUPlRD8
kin sumone han mi teh rench? plz?
Avenge meh!!1!
Thinkin owtside de box, ur doin itz wrong
:snurt:
Nawt finkin owtsyd da boks, jess reechin owtsyd da boks…
*sigh* itz wun-firty an Cookie iz nawt hoem yet. dat’s nawt liek hur and ai iz gettin wurreed, and ai want tew sleep.
hopes she comez home zoon!!!
Me too! Naow itz too-firty and ai jus went wokking arownd to see if ai cud fynd her. Saw a yung possum, nawt much else. Dis iz nawt liek hur.
Cookie’s hoem! Naow nawt wurth goin to sleep.
But you can rest easy knowing the wanderer is back safe! Yay!
nawty Cookie! makin ur mommeh wurry like dat!
oh well, dats kittehs fur ya! happytail she’s purrrfectly safe an sownd.
Wel, kitteh bees OK enneeywaiy, becuz hims iys waring wun ov tohse levvur waiyte-liyftyng beltes;
Afture a feuw minnits, hims wil pik hisseylfe up, dustez hisseylfe aowf, adn goez awn tu teh nexxt furnichure lyftyng jawb!!!
ai feels bad for da kitteh… his witter box iz so cwose, and yet so far
ai heir ya. witter box can bei dangerus. it culd put yoo out uf witting bisnus.
taken down before he could relieve himself…