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mah lolcat seedz r finally growin.
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an start growing
conga rats sairys on ur nawt sekund commint!!1!
sillybrashuns??
HALP!!! ai iz stuk inna floof!! an ai cant getz out!
dun luks at da kitty jamama!! i repeat dont luk at da kitteh or u’ll splort!!
ohhh… kitteh!! so kyoot!! oh wait… *SPLORT!!1!*
* Brings in the ECC *
Hmmmm… Looks like a severe case
* Gets out the Ebil Bust Duster *
* Sucks up Hashim’s brains, and then blows them back in his head *
Let’s see… Ebil Duck Tape
* QUAAAACK!!! *
I’ll bring it right back, Mrs. Duck…
We need a EHRG(wedoi)…
an Ebil Blanket, and some Ebil Hot Chocolate…
There! How are you feeling, Hash old bean?
hmmm… well, iz surprised u halped meh!!
fanks ebil maus!!
*sips hawt choklitt*
*cough cough*
wats dis ebil smell??
did u put sumfin in da chokl…*Stiffens*
*THUD*
*collapse*
w-wat did u-u do??
Oh… nothing. Or not much, at any rate.
I’ll come back a little later when
the potion has taken holdyou’re feeling better…poysin?? no wonder i-it waz o-orinj!
HALP!!1!
Kwik! Teh ICHC chalice that holds teh waturs uv effer-laffing lyfe.
Yoo luks week. I holds teh cup to yor lips. Drink, mah frend!
*sip sip sip*
hmmmm…. tastes liek chikin soup!
i can haz sum moar?? *sip sip sip*
fanks gremlin!!
i feels much better naow!!
Of course you are! Now get up and be on your way…
* Ebil laughter is heard as Ebil Maus disappears *
Whew! That wuz a klose kall!
But wunz agin, gud haz triumfed over teh ebil . . .
We shall see, we shall see…
I assume you have heard of “extended release” drugs?
*makes vroom-vroom-skwish noise like a Triumf splortscar running over ebil*
Two words: holographic projection…
Yay, LCB! Hoo noo that owr own burglar wuld personally run a Triumf over Ebil.
Um, Ebil Maus – teh chalice has teh speshul waturs that has long-lasting counteraktive measzhurs. Yor tyme release drugs has no powr over heem.
Nao, Hashim, after drinkin frum teh chalice, I wuldint go in swimming fur at leest a half an howr or so. Iz only common sense . . .
I am not ebil. Just a little o-hai-spirited is all.
*Drives Triumf all over Cheezland*
ohai Gremlin!
Wen I furst red ur comment, I thot it sed the chalice had teh contraseptive powers. That mite not be such a bad idea, ackshully!
Is taht teh challis form teh paliss wiv teh bru taht is tru?
*sneaks ober wib sum fowl-smelling vials. Well, wun IS fowl-smelling, it’s chikkin blud, adn he poars it ober EbilMaus* “Rize, Undead EbilMaus! Rize EbilZombieMaus! Obey mai Ebil Commands! Bwahahahahahaha!” (Sumwere, thunder crashes. Lightning wud flash, but it woz arrested for that last week adn iz feeling timid.)
Yes, that is teh challis from teh pallis etc. I doesn’t know whut happened to teh rest of teh set.
*hides flagon wif teh dragon and vessel wif teh pestle behind back*
Sounz lyke sumwun got teh flagon wif teh dragon an teh pill that iz poyson.
nawt teh poe shun taht is poysin?!
*sniffs vessel wif teh pessel*
Teh pellet wif teh poisin is, um, in here.
Hab funz stormin de cassel boiz!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS75NtlH3gI
oh noes!!! sumwun cawl 9 elebenty!!!
jamamakitty scoops up teh braynes…… scoopy scoopy
n pats em inna void….. pat pat pat
puts on teh bavin cap and wraps all ober wif teh ducky tape (tape wif duckies awl ober)
wraps Hashim in a floofy blankie wif duckies awl ober it
now, yew jus stay kwiet an relapse wif sum hot choklit an noms teh choklit possums an enjoy awl teh duckies onna blankie an for cc sake, dew nawt luk at teh kitteh agin…… oh here’s sum rilly dark glasses in case yew get teh sudden urge to peek…
sowwy jamamakitty but… but… uz too laet… ebil maus gotted meh… da ebil choklitt…
*heavy breathe*
wats happening!
Corn graters sairys U iz top uv teh macrame
whispurrs… wut is teh macrame?
macrame is wen severrul peeps haz teh nawt sekkund spot in teh nawt sekkund minnut. 2 is tye, 3 is brayd, more is macrame
is macabre
Teh well none skottish Lol
it iz when u hab a ty wiff 4 or maor peepz, a braid iz when u haz a ty wiff 3 peeps…
2 peeps fer tawp spot iz a tie…
3 peeps is a braid…..
4+ peeps be a macrame(thingy made wif lots uv yarn).
okthx me gtg
Wi need sumfing for “Tatting” (a tye ob sailor peeps?), “Whipcord” (a tye ob ebil peeps?) adn “Velveteen” (a tye ob bunbun peeps?)
May ai speek???? Akshulle, we hav discussed this awl befoar. Ai wuz having a filosfical diskussion awl bai maiself about teh naychur ov a TY.
.
An it wuz desided that AWL ar TYs. Wun wud say TY fur teh hole lot.
HOWSUMEBBER, 3 = braid, 4 oar arm just fanceer and fanceer makrames.
2 wud be refurred to as a TY (simpul).
So we mite say – WOW! a 15 way TY!! Waht a grate makrame!
Oar – Whooo hooo !! A 15 part macrame! Off to teh TY Boo Teek wif yoo awl.
.
It wuz a bit trikee. But taht iz what ebreewun wanted.
{{{{JanetCanHas4Kittehs}}}}}
Ebber teh Diplomat.
U am likn diz!
Whur did Ebil Maus etc. cum frum? Iz diz a Gud Thing?
Peek-a-boo!
wher-iz-yu?
it’s da small things dat count…
oh noessssss call Ripley!
nebbermind. is nawt danjeruss alien…
or IS IT??????
*blargh*
ded frum da kyute.
hmmm… u need ressurection??
Something that you are familiar with? Hmmmm?
ob course!!
remember our battlol?? i died then i was ressurected by mah pegasus kitteh!!!
abn u lost!! MWHAHAHAHA!!! and i got in da Legion of Courage!!
da REEL Samus is inna reel hie rankeeng inda Leejin ob Curij. She
givded meh mah nawt-sekkind day sayvur traynin. Compared
2 her, i iz juzt imitayshun chonklitt.
.
i b yoozin firefoks fur da nawt-sekkind tyme in fureber, and unliek
Innertoob Explorah, it seems to hab spel checkur, cuz dis sentinse ob
mien hassa reds awl ober. (but straynjlee, ‘dis’, ‘ob’, ‘mien’, and ‘awl’
aren’t maykin et react. NEting i can du tu maek et stawp bein mad
@ meh?
Ebil Maus, I will win dis time!! I got teh Super Kitteh Cannon dat shoots soooo many cyoot fluffy kittehs yur head will surly asplode. yaaaaahh
*teh cyootness is too much fur Ebil adn he falls down after a cerimonial SPLORT*
Sorry, that wasn’t me. You people never seem to remember that I use holographic projections most of the time. And… I am quite immune to “The Cute”…
u mebbe immune to da kyoot but nawt da fing opposite to ebil!!!1!
and its!… oh dang…. i forgot *sigh*
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is dis code? is we sposed to brake it?
we needs turing masheen?
getz owt Captan Fantastik decoder ring fownd in ceereal box menne mennee yeers ago……
aye alwaze gnu itz wud cumz inna handee
Erzrzore gb qevax lbhe Binygvar!
Fb lbh’er vzzhar gb gur xlbbg, ru?
Uz.
V frrz gb erpnyy n erprag vasnghngvba jvs Znvf Aba…
less see….Captan Fantastik ring iz decodin dis as…”Hai bluesfan473, wii r naow sendin u alla monie wii hab & alzo hour jewlry & coin collexshuns & aneefing elze u dezire”
gzornich?
¿ ;>)
orly? i hassa cyoot u iz nawt sew imyoon 2…
bum
bum
bum
bada bum
*drum roll*
BEHOLD! BEBEH PICSHORES OB BAYSEMINT CAT!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
X..X
.<
.~.
yew shur haz a liddel mouf…… ~ but cyooot dimpuls!
ya!
i agreez wiff jamamakitty!!
so… u needz resurrection perhaps??
mebbe a resection……… hmmmmmm
hmmm… here it goes!!
*calls pegasus kitteh*
ok sweetpea, here goes!! and
*pegasus kitteh hedbonks sweetpea*
*sweetpea gets up*
uz felling ok nao??
i lubs dat pegasus kitteh- fanx, Hashim!
hmmm… fanx sweetpea!!
iffen u seez above, i splorted adn…adn… ebil maus gab meh dis ebil choklitt an ….
*stiffens more*
mebbee jest a ree susitashun?
i aer not compleetlee ded, just moastlee ded.
*luks in pokkits*
HEY! Who tooked my loose chanj??!?!?!?!?!
yew can haz mai 2 sense worf!!
my round tuit wuz taked, too!
oh noes, yew cud hab mine but ai cant find it……… *wunders iffn LCB has a larj c’lection ob dem*
*rummages in sack*
Lessee… I has a nutherthinkcummin, a square meal, a food pyramid and exstinkt do-dodecahedron, but no round tuits. Sry.
ai can haz a nutherthinkcummin?? ai cud use wun tewdai!!!
Whut size? We has too small, too large, and too medium. Also whut color? We has Clear, Transparent, See-Thru, Invisible, and Puce.
me haz round tuit, ill givet tu yu sinse me still bad at procrastinashun
Keep well watered an fed
not too much water tho, et will turn into super kitteh
no water!
and nebber feed aftur midnite!!!
i can haz big naow?
maaaaawmmmm — halp! I’z dwowning in fluff!!!
Wat a lubblee wai to go!
Dats mai way uv choyse!
Dat luks lyk belleh floof, 2! Iz teh bestest floof eber!
Dat anna floof dats rite behine teh eers…. sew sawft.
teh bestest fing bout belleh floof wen ur teh sprout iz dat sumwer unner dat floof is teh milk!
Dat’s berry troo!
Alsew, iz prolly berry comfee 4 teh littlol sprout 2 keep warm in. Nuffin lyk snorglin mahm, speshully wen u iz teenee tynee bebbeh.
*passes over speshul kitteh size snorgul snkorkul to kitteh*
Behbeh kitteh needs snorgle snorkle!
I can has mitosis?
*tikkilz sarahdz tosis*
*lolsqueal*
*insert old freds abowt Moses supposing his toeses being roses heer*
*tapity, tapity, tapity dans*
*sigh* der wuz a Gene Kelly marathon on a cupla weekz ago. I wuz in hebin, ifinkso.
ooh, I’d hav lubbed to hab seen dat! hebbin, indeed!
O cwap! wp b eeting mai commints!!
I due a tapity dans in onner uv Gene Kelly.
*tapity, tapity, tapity*
dey hadding a Gene Kelley marathon a cuppla weekz ago. I wuz in hebin, yup I wuz. *sigh*
Oh, shur, now i ken seeing mai furst commint. Stoopee WP!!!
oh nebbermind……….. we noes it nawt yew
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWmK9Xl82CU
i was wachin that too mj!
Singin in teh Rain… Summer Stock… Amerikan in Paris…. sigh*
I has seen them all but whenver they come on I can’t resist wachin agin!
But Moses suppoesis erroneously
Cus nobuddies’ tosis R poesis ob roesis
As Moses suppoesis his tosis to be!
Sry, cuddent resist!
O, Hai Wurld. Plz 2 hav sum air nd milkz?!? kthnx.
Ai can has snorgle snorkel, 2 go frew teh floof 2 teh bebbeh?
I lubs mi sum floof.
Yesh,u do….
Nikita haz still nawt answered me abowt going to Kentucky…
Ohai, eek!
Nikita called mi whiel u wuzznt luukin. Hur tolded mi hur wanna come liv wifs mi 4 a whiel.
U will need a bank loan to pay fer hers fud !!!!!
Ai’m used 2 it.
Josie wuz wun expensive pussycat! Hur wuz dyabetick an needed speshul fuds, syrinjis, insulin, vet appoyntmints, etc.
Hur had hur own, “CATegory” in mai budjit!
Ai nao has a littlol extry munnees becauze ai nawt payin 4 kitteh ’spenses!
Iz funnee how dat werks….
Ai wuz feedin strays arownd mai apartment complex,but den dey awl disappeared !!! Wuz amazing how much ai spent on dat fud.
Now dat strays be gone,ai gibs monee to teh shelter where Christy teh floofy calikko camed frum.
crunchee fuds $20
gooshie fuds $10
kitteh tois an treats $50
trips to the vet elebenty $$$
hasing a furry alarm clock to wakez U wid pointeh endz everyday
priceless
Also Priceless:
*habbin a 4eber fren
*heerin purrs
*gettin/givin snorgles
*gettin/givin hedbonks
*habbin a sleepin buddy
*hearin teh diffrent meows
*givin hed/eer/neck skratches
also priceless: GOING HOAM!!! which I git to do tomorrow, akkording to teh Dr. TinyCats heer at teh horspital!
Can it be tomorrow now? Plz? Plz?????
YAY, PB2K!
Sendin prayurs 2 CC.
Yay! U has lots to do before then, though. U has to…
Ask for ur IRL clothes back, plz.
Bring all teh nursing staff flours.
Check to make sure u has all teh organs u came in wif.
D…
Diss da horspittle fud wun moar tym…
Eet it ennywaiz cu dey taylz U 2…
Fank Dr. TinyCat n awl da nys nursiz 4 heppin U gitz beddurer
G…
Donate teh yoosed horsepittal gowns to Fashun for Less
Eet all ur pudding, u knows you’ll miss teh fuds there
Flick ur nose at teh pleh sikness u iz leeving behind
Go bai babbeh ward adn wave floofy paw atta lil pinkuns
Happitayl trayls tew ruumayt
Ignor negatib nasteez
J…
*Floofy paws crowssed for PB2K goin Hoam*
{{{{{PB2K}}}}}
Yay! Sleeping in your own bed: priceless.
Way to go PB2K!
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If yu go to sleep erly, tomorro coms soonerer! At leest, it dus awn Christmas eve!
Ohai PB2K!!1! {{{{{{{PwnedBy2Kittehs}}}}}}}
I sew happytayl dat U b gittin 2 goe hoam 2morrow! But ifn U wont 2 goe 2morrow 2dai, den U b liek dis gy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US1bl1CBAfk
Ohai Aahz, hao did teh sk8tink commpetishun go???? Enkwirink mynds wont to kno!
yes, I wants to know too!
and did u has a cheezmeet?
Fanky 4 askinz!! Noe, nawt uh CheezMeet — evvywun wuz travvlin obber da Layboring Dai weak-ind. But I hadded lawtsa grate whale-weeshiz frum uh lotta CheezFrinz, sew dat part wuz gud!!
…
I gotted 2 brawnze meddlz!! Nawt wat I wuz hoapin 4, but nawt lastist plais, eevur! I givded uh sumree uv mai part uv da figger sk8n kawmpatishun awn da preebeeyuss fred:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/02/funny-pictures-im-watchin-my-stories/#comment-431479
Dat wud be so essiting! Gud vybez to u!
ROFL, two_kittehs FTW
Dis bebbeh smothered in floof!
HERE AI AM…
WORSHIP MAI CUTENESS !!!
Yea thow ai walkz fru teh balley of cyuteness
Ai shall nawt splort
Fer Ai haz mai CHRG(wdoi) on mai hed an ducky taype in mai pokkit
Very gud,lindycat !!
Dems are profownd werds…
Hashim ! (sawwy abowt what comes next– ai askin forgibness in advance )
so-o-o— in urdu, yoo can call ur bill e “cat”- or u cood call ur cat “bill e”
(wy iz dat sew funni 2 mi? ai hab no idea!)
ai snert n run awai !
Ohai sparkysmom!!1!
in Urdu, i call mah cat billy and in english… oh wait… u maded meh confoozled too!! LOL!
In English, “cat” r he awr she. But in Hindi, “billi” r awlwez “she”. Saem in Urdu, ai finkso — Hashim, iz dis rite?
.
An wut yu cawlz babeh kittehz in Urdu?
Ai fink ai just broked deh sound barrier wiff mah Kyootness-skweel!!1!
Oooh, boi! Splorts cummin on….a BEHBEH behbeh behbeh kitteh! Juz sprouted in laz week aifinkso.
i iz NAWT a toomah!!
Win !!!!!!
i iz NAWT a FLEA ether!!
Kay, sumbunny wipez dis stoopid cheezsmile off mai faice!
SSSPPPLLLLOOOOOORRRRRTTTT!!!!!1111!!!!
dat floof looks jus like mai Schatzie!!11!
Oh noes leosmom!!
let meh halp!!
*scoopity scoopity brayns and cleanz dem and puts dem bak in hed*
*duckie tape duckie tape*
*puts a CHRG on leosmom’s hed*
*hands leosmom some hawt choklitt an da cozy blanky*
dere!! u’ll be beter in no tiem!!
tanks berry much, hashim. ai’ve bin so bizzy at werk dat ai’ve only bin lurking. so glad your kitteh came home da othur dai. {{{{{hashim}}}}}}
Mah lolsprouts iz running rampant at one dai short of foar wiikz old, i will haz nu pikturz of dem up at mah flickr tomorrow (wud haev dun it tudai, but kant find mah USB kaebl)
WANT!
does U foster kittehs an kittuns
or is dey Urs?
I has a curious
Spooky is mine, her original owners abandoned her when she was a kitten and she spent the next few months running around the complex on the verge of going feral. she sheltered in a neighbor’s back patio when she delivered her first litter (and she was still barely a kitten herself when that happened.) the neighbor and i got her previous batch of kittens given away, but Spooky herself was still very shy and wild until the weather began to warm up at which point she left the patio and began hanging around my door. I just fed her at first, because my other two kittehs, Tonya and Shadow have not always taken kindly to the presence of other cats, but once the summer heat went from merely uncomfortable to potentially dangerous to a runty little thing like Spooky, i brought her inside, isolated her for a few days and right around the time i let her socialize with the other two, she started to show that she was pregnant, even though i thought i had gotten her inside before she had gone back into heat again. So here was this cat, who in the early months of her life used to hiss and rile up at the sight of me now wrapping herself around my ankles everywhere i went and doing the BasementCat Bathroom Buddy routine deciding that she is going to hop up into my lap and go into labor. I have two -maybe three- of the kittens given away in advance, but that still leaves me the other two (or three) of the five to send on their way to good homes…In the meantime, i am still waiting for my Spay voucher to come through…my buddy E was not kidding when he said that thing takes forever to get processed.
Thanks for sharing your story, I love your photos
good luck with the new kittens and your cats
{{{Crapture and kittehs}}}
Ai bet dat baby kitteh is gonna be floofy too! Oh, purrrrciful hebben, plz to gib me a floofy kitteh tu lurve. *sigh*
Poofy, fluffy kitteh: DO WANT
wow, burfday fairy finks her iz on teh ball today, gettin in only 12 minints after teh fird LOL goez up, an alreddy tehre is 53 commints!!!1!! anyway, heer is today’s big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurs an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! i bringed choklit an fronsch banilla caeks wif wippy kreem fillin, frootsitootsifizzy punch, an party bags wif kandees, shiny pensils, bownsy balls taht liet up wen tehy bownse, an sparkly kitteh stickers!! an konfetti!!
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Bebbeh kitteh bees losted iyn teh Fur-Wood;
Iyts gunna taike a weak tuu findez & reskue her;
Mite hasta sendez a serch-partee ov teenee-tinee mowsies tuu combez teh forrist;
Wen yuu heers tehir liddul skweekes ov alaurm, tehn yuu knoes thems haz fownd her!!!
bebbeh kitteh is rising
rise kittehmus prime…
But, soft! What light through yonder floofdom breaks?
It is the best, and bebbeh kitteh is the sun!
dis is teh smex…. i lyke kitteh shprouhts
Can I plz has this sprout to put inna thingy of watters on my windersill until it takes root and is ready to plant in a purty pink planter? Plz?
Hay, waitaminnit. Why am I axing?
*yoink*
helping urself to the kitteh iz U?
*points to white burgular mask, which I is wearing in spite of teh fact that it is after teh Laboring Day*
Whut does U think?
we makez our own fashun rulez no be following eberyones and der
stoopee convenshunz
U lukz smashin
Y thx! I feel smashing.
*smashes Ming vahze*
…frum da lyberree kaymded uh lowd “PEENG”…
but mommeh kitteh wans the kittun back
odder wise herz are comin aftur Uz
no wants to make kitteh mad
*stops for a moment to consider this*
*25-watt lite bulb comes on over LCB’s hed*
*steels teh mommeh kitteh too*
steel bebbeh kitteh frum LCB
when herz adjusting her
purty whyte mask
Hay! Whut does u think ur doin, steeling a bebbeh from its mommeh?
*steels bebbeh kitteh back from 2K*
*dangles shiny bracelet in frunt of LCB*
Steals mommeh kitteh and bebbeh kitteh and run awaiu
when LCB is distrakted
*phew dat was close*
*2K 2 b covered in asploding dye that is extry-gentle for teh bebbeh kitteh and pastel-colored but wif a extry ingreedient that will make 2K spend teh rest of teh week in teh shower in 3… 2… 1…*
*KASPLORTCH*
Peeyoo! Stanky!
heh, tahtz LCB. Seh nawt aksz, seh burgls.
now u is trooly a lolcat burglar!
Was there ever any doubt?
not really!
I has just not seen it happen in teh literul sense before.
R teh splodin dye pakkets safe fur kittehs that yung?
Oh, yes. Vry safe. Maded from mommeh’s milk. Is in soft, pastel colors too. But has extry ingreedient that still should make a hyoomin think twice afore attemping to steeling it back. *nods*
teh extry ingreedient… that wudn’t be ‘o d’ littur bocks’, wud it?
I is not at liberty to say.
*but puts finger next to nose and winks at leeza-b*
ur secrete is safe wif me!
Well, it’s not exactly *mines* per se…
Awwwwwww . . . lilleh bebbeh kitteh wif wobbly legs.
Want.
Ah will gib hims corms.
Why him wants corms? iz nawt lolhamster…
But . . . but . . . but . . . de kitteh is wants corms.
Sez him iz must iz wants to hab dems.
An raisims.
An izzn’t not iz dose kinds ub corms, lolcatburgler. DO NOT WANT!
Y u wanna gibs him corms? Pore little bebbeh never learn to walk good if hims feets hurts.
snerk.
k… i haz to go to bed naow
(forcefully)
G’nite cheezpeepz!!
oh wait, its only nite fur meh!
*zzzZZZzZZzzzZZzz*
*tukz Hashim up wif floofee blankee*
*Schmoo on deh 4hed.*
G’nite Hashim.
OOOOOhhhh nooooze! Cauute!!!!
*SPLORT*
Kitteh manitou
Colonies of “mini-cats” have formed all over the planet and it is not known when they will hatch.
My moneys are on when they hear teh can opener.
Oar, wen dey smell teh fuds.
Yup!!!! LOL
mus not wook, downt wook
*splort*
(eye wooked)
Big, massive *SPLORT* and ICHC implodes.
*SPLORT*
O deer, jmuhj, mary & aye all splorted, hear wii r wif hour braynes all hangin owt & no cheezepeeps handin uz CHRGs, iz so sad
Butt iz otay, aye springz in2 axshun wif meh brayne danglin….scoopy scoopy, rins rins, oops sorree mary & jmuhj ay fink aye gotz ur braynes a lil mixed upz, dividez & pourz bak inno heds, duk tape, duk tape, snapz awn induztreal strenth CHRGs.
Oh noes! Ai nawt see u guise down heer!
Okay, heer goes:
**skoopity skoopity branes, putz inna hedz** (Hoep ai put teh rite wuns in)
**CHRG stretched ober hedz**
**Riiiiiip! Duckee taype 2 hold CHRG’s awn**
**50’s bavvin cap ober teh CHRG’s**
Gibs floofy blankee 2 all splorted vicktims, offers hawt chocklit an candee bars.
U guies rest nao!
Ai gotta rest, 2! **Whew!**
Ai splorted tu, an wid no une arounz tu heppme, ai juz hadta poke brainz bakinta mai hed byself, an nau dey awll scrammeled
O noze Jajeh! Aye dint see ur splort, aye tink meh dangly-brayne affektin meh bision. Lemmee see, dis bit goez here, dis bit goez dere, roll alla bitz back in2 ur hed, duk tape, CHRG, floofy blankie, dere, u bee otay naow?
Fank uze. Aww bezzer untihl nex kyootiekat
Ai sew sowwee, Jajeh.
Hao u feelin? Need enny halp?
A widdol dihzee yet, budeff anee brahnz didn maek it bak inna mae hed, ai won mizzum. Eff in diffurund order, mai tauts be mohr eggsitin an inchuressin.
Tanks boff!
Der bee a treelegged kitteh in a petshop dat awlso resques amimals, he be goin upfur dopshun soon. Mai hed splorts ebbree wich wai ebree taime ai vizzits him. He so cyoot an plaiful, an amazin. He spreds bak legs fur stabill ..stablete…so he ken hab beddr balanz, an he runs, runz, runz ebree ware, n klimz an jumps and plaiz restle wid ur hanz. Mai purr branz nebber be saem affer him!
Awwwww, mai hart ♥♥♥♥
ai keepz train pozzt where see dis boi but naut kum up. bayridgetalk.com surch fur Graham
Feral kitteh, ai tinkso, bout 12 weeks ohl. Ad furst shiy boutz pettin an such, bud nau he reelee lubs ebbryting, deh peddin, an playin, an snorgles, an gud fud u donhabta fite fur, an gud wadder wenneber u wan, an sekyur plaece ta sleep, an funnee tu-leggers. To amooze self, he splash wadder on peeps laz week.
Ai playz wid liddul kitteh dat lozt a lehg lazt nite. He climb deh cage to the top frum inzide (junga jim), jump strait up wid awl threes, wresul wid mai hand, reerup to attak my han highup on side ub caege, juz habba big tiem like anee liddul kitteh. Splash wadder ebbreeware. Sumehau hiz missing lehg juzt unnerscore hau kyoot he iz.
Lader aun, he gets out ta run roun an roun deh stohr, climb on shelves, jump heer, jump der, he be so kyoot!
Teh itzee bitzee kitn
krawld up teh lolurspowt
daown came teh wain an washt teh kitn owt…
Owt kaem eh sun an draid up awl teh rayn.
An teh itzee bitzee kitn krawld up teh lolurspowt agin!
Um, iz dis a kat on anudder kat, or a kat on a dog?
Ai tinks fur piece is prollee bebbeh’s mumma.
Okey, t’anks
Oh No………….***SPLORT***!!!
Wa-oh! Der goez annuder une! Hoep de esspurrts findz u suun!
Trai tu hole on…dey berree bizzee. Ai cud trai pudyur brainze bak in, but no garantee tey be in rite plaeces, an habta use rubberbanz inzted a ducktape
Oh noes, ginnylou. Yoo wuz down here at teh boddom uv teh thred awl splorted. I halps yoo.
*gitz owt brayn skooper, skoops those brayns bak inna hed*
*gently wraps hed wit duk taype, puts it on thik*
*puts a noo CHRG in plays – it haz behbeh kitty dezines onnit*
*floofy blankie fur yoo*
Nao rest a bit an yoo wil be gudaznoo!
kitteh pimples!
How sweet.
UUUps!! Ebil gotted fingurz: I ment Eye, notz U.
Iz big difr deerfre difre dist distttnc (whut 2 say?)
AAAAAAAUGH! Teh kewtnezz is killin meh!
*Dropz ded*
Ohai, Sakee. Yoo kannawt be ded! Heer, I givs yoo teh majik chalice uv ever-laffing lyfe. Drink up an yoo will shuld be fyne!
*holds chalice to Sakee’s mowf, gently heps Sakee tayk a drink*
Aww! Dat lolcatz iz so coot!