i’ll do it later
i’ll do it later im watchin my stories
i personally liek da fud netwurk.
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yes!!! meez beets annipuss (srry ut meez so eggsited)
….:)
U aer suppozed 2 sai sumfing relaytin 2 teh pikchoor, but iffn dis iz ur nawt sekund nawt sekund u aer furgibben!
k, srry… teh TV kitteh no lik meh…
hmmm… ya, wat she said!
but i hope next tiem u can maek a clever commint cauz it takes a split sekund to copy paste but sum tiem to fink and write
no meez cant copy an paste my old version of comp it no hav dat feetur
never seen a pyooter dat cant copy and paste….
thats weird
teh button es broken an file menu nvr can cum up, if et dos on this comp im usin right naow it freezes an me hav to restart
I can haz pootur wit no cutnpayst; is old Unix pootur frawm b4 teh interwebz, an iz nawt teh wun ah UZ fur teh intuwebz. Iz wun ah UZ fur werk.
ohai paws4thot………… haz Janet seen yew heer?? her iz alla time tawkin bout her favrit peeps dat are nawt heer muchly…… an yer name cums up LOTS!!!
Hai. Ai cant stay – but ai saw it iz a 7-way TY. And a splendid makrame!
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sairys, sweetpea, Hashim, annipuss, Maus, gremlin an evethemulticatmom!!.
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Ai hoep yoo will awl toodle off to the TY Boo Teek an pik aut sumthing reel nice!
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An tehn we can awl hav sum nice cawfee an PI! The PI stawl just tuk sum reelee nice luking peech pi s wif intrikate lattice tops frum teh oven.
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ai’ll bet yoo awl can smell it awl teh way down there!
Pi’s!!
i lub pi’s!!
would u accompany meh to da ty booteek?? we can haz many fings dier!!
aye wuk luv sum Pi & mebbe onna dose beeny babie kittehs? kaichargeitbai
Check this out
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1923952
yay!! u did!!
*maeks wise smile*
but u haz many steps to cover up wiff young sairys…
*slaps self!*
oww!! just a slight interuption, thats all
wispurrs… Hashim, wher is yur kitteh avi?
here it iz!! waz out fur vacation!
Salam, Hashim!! The daily word for translation is……………. CAT!
Ohai Jamamakitty!!
in Urdu, we call a cat, Billy, yes, billy!!
but teh pronounciation is a bit different… its liek “Bill” and “E” spoken seperately…
how funny…… *jamamakitty imagines all the cats named Billy*
thanks!!
ya, dey be finkin, “Why nawt call meh a cat instead wise guy!!”
but wait!! cats understand languages??
oh yesh!! dey can conberse wif any langwij!!
Wel dun! Haow wud u liek 2 sillybrayte?
shhhh… not naow, meez wachin TACC: Ceiling Cat vs. Basement Cat vs Corner Kitteh
and its gr8!!1!
i aer watchin teh BlOld and teh Restless
den i gets a snak and watches As teh Whirrled Terns
… is about love lorn burds
sumtimes i wundring if terns aer tastee and/or nootrishus.
Wun gud tern iz as gud az anuvver
and one gud snurt deserves anuvver too!!
and here I nawt been watchin dat akawse I fot it wus about seabirds caught in a hurrikane
dey is in a plot aboot a hurrycane nao, but ebben unner reglar sir kumstsatnces dey be a awl mixed up & dizzy cuz o teh whirrled stuffs.
Lorn haz a burd?
It wus mini series wif Richard Chamberlin – The Lorn Burds.
dat’s kyoot! but not teh ref I was goin for..
Lorn Micheals? The save the wild horses guy who was spokesman for Alpo which is to some extent made outta (carefull now) wild horses?
Lorn-a Doones? dey are maid frum burds??? Aye thawt dey were maid frum soylent green!
nopes… (and ackshully spelled Lorne)…
no one ever watched Angel?
my geekiness, let me show u it!
Lorne, Lorne Green?
I kan haz geekiness 2.
onlee iffn yoo dont sing it in a demon karaoke bar, leez-b!
(yesh, I’z an Angel fan!)
fank gudness!
I noo I cud not be alone.
Iz very eggsited abowt teh noo Josh Whedon show dis fall!
An den we watches The Painful Threshold…
hmm. wot’s da storee line?
Teh useyoowill soap opera stuff. But I lieks it cause its sponsoared by my faverate coffee: “Erzatz Brothers Coffee – The Real One!”
More cawfee warden?
…and Loosners Caster oil flakes ,
“Oh it ain’t no use if you ain’t got the boost,
the boost you get from Loosners”
Ah Judson. At last someone who understands…
Arnie’s Whole Beef Halves…
“We deliver. Everywhere.”
Bear Whiz Beer…
“It’s in the water. That’s why it’s yellow!”
firesign theatre FOR THE WIN
*calms down*
anywayz, we is all bozos here.
and Wait for me, mister, I haz a nicklol, too!
“… Duluth Bucko, why you can get Tierra Del Fuego”
1/16th mile to Antelope Turnpike
1/32nd mile to Antelope Turnpike
1/64 mile to the Antelope Turnpike
(actually, it’s “Freeway”, but who’s counting)
“How long have Pico and Alvarado been gone?”
“Since 16:00″
“Wow. That’s over 400 years.”
in the late Devouring Period, fish became obnoxious …
no anchovies; I spell my name Danger …
in yer eyes Lt Bradshaw
Cawl me bakk
Hi Bakk. Hao iz yoo?
FangQ fangQ Ebbry wun a winner!
Comfy Kitteh is comfy…
peeplol laps maek teh bestest seets, akshully!
ya, dey be maeking gud baff rooms too!!
Hand meh teh snorgle snorkel – aym goin in fur sweet whyt furz, beh-beh!
*twitchy paw pawses over the switch fr teh twap doar…*
OH NOEZ GREMLIN!!1!
its a trap!! literally!!
*good kitteh on one shoulder, mishchif us kitteh on otter shouldergivin advise*
wot to do, wot to do…
*luks arownd*
Sumhao, I feelz as tho mah fayt is hangin in teh ballantz today.
*shoos teh mischif us kitteh orf sweetpea’s sholder*
Ther! *dusts paws off* I feels sayfur nao . . .
psssssst. is not enuf just to shooo off da mishcif us kitteh,
yu must feedz teh good kitteh…
*kwiklee tosses a tynee shrimp to teh gud kitteh on sweetpea’s sholder*
shrimps…brrr… i remember wat dey did to meh… DO NAWT WANT!!1!
did de shrimps gang up on you and beat you up and takes yer lunch moneys?
hmmm… no…. its a lawng story… i fink u hadnt joined den…. i dun remember, let me check wiff da linky….
ohai and salaam hashim,
we can has sum more wurdz in urdu? here at d’Beaker Labs, we would likes to noees the names of some of teh siencse:
biology
mathematics
and so on…
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ruh-roh, there cud be a list …
astronomy
biology
chemistry
d …
developmental biologhy
entomolology
fishery science
gee-olology
herpetology
…
this is fun
…
WAIT!!
i haz to translate all dese wurds?? *THUD!*
*collapse*
srry, i shudda refweshededed.
da sigh ents of tree beings in LOTR
Entymologeez, it bugs me, my lak o knowing.
Fizziks
Geology
H…
Immunology
Jeriatrics
Kyphosis
L
Lycanthropy
Misanthropy
Neurology
O….
Lycanthropy
Morphology
Nymphomania
O
Hashim GMTA!!
Nyphomania?
Wut kind ov research u doing on dat?
Haven’t actually started, still searching fer a research subject. However I’m certain dat when we have surmounted dat hurdle sumfin will come up.
Otolaryngology (fer PB2K)
Physics
Quantum physics
R …
Running (whut?! accordin to my huzbd it’s a ’science’. Or an art. I dunno …)
Sociology
T …
I gotza do an odder O:
Oncology
.
Radiology
Stuntology
Translational Research
U…
Urology
Various other ologies
Weather
X…
Xo biology as scene on StarDrek
Y is
Zee sky bloo?
Sweetpea, I has not greeted u reecentlee.
I regret dis.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{pea o’ sweetness}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Gotta watch what Erica is up to.
is erica gunna be on Dancin wif teh Kittehs??
and Dr. Tinycat is going in2 surgeries on the twins divided at burf..
An he’z operaytin on teh multipool brayn tumorz at elebenty.
Dr. Tinycat haz a bizzeh day plannd!
liddle duz Dr. Tinycat noes dat whyle hims in surgery, hims lawng losted bruvver adn mob boss “Chin” Tinycat (hims Siamese) iz sedewcin’ Dr. Tinycat’s gurlfren!
but what Chin duzzn’t no is, dat teh chip implanted in hiz ear was activated by teh gurlfren, and iz now transmitting to a remote locashun in Catagonia…
wher pololice kitteh Pyewacket McFinnigan iz lissenin’ tew awl uv Chin’s pillow tawlk wif the gurlfren (whooz naym iz Rita Ragdoll) adn will b bustin in ne tyme nao tew taek Chin tew jail.
…who has totally lost her memory in a tragic blender accident, and doesn’t recall that she is actually the long lost sister of …
Dr. Tinycat’s nurse’s daughter, LOLita.
(yesh, dat maeks teh tew gurls, teh sisters, naymed Rita adn Lolita. dey must be twins)
and nurse iz named Evita.
but I die-gress. Teh uncannie resemblance Rita and Lolita has to Dr. Tinycat is… uncannie.
imagashun Dr Tinycat’s surprize wen hims finds awt dat hims gurlfren Rita iz reely hims dotter!
But wait!!! Chin haz reelized dat hims bein wecorded adn iz tayking Rita teh hostaj. Dr. Tinycat shuld b gettin teh fone cawl ne minut nao wif teh rahnsoms deemand!
u givs us elebenty gazillyun cheezburgers… or u never sees Rita agin!
butt lil dew dey kno dat Rita is secretlee kick-butt ninja gurl & shews dem meen ol kittehnappers who’s de boss!
*pound pound pound*
Pyewacket McFinnigan iz breakin’ in teh door. hims can has teh sekret luv fur Rita adn hims neber gonna let Chin dew nefing bad tew Rita!
Rita not so shur. She finkin Chin had som moovs she fownd kwite innerestin…
an innersektin tew!!
De wimmun onn dis show r sew catty.
Must be Nine Lives to Live.
Nine Lives to Live, FTW!!!!!
I givs yoo mah burgers fur that wun: @@@@@
*adds burgers* @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!
Fynallee, a soap opra wher they kin *legitimately* bring awl teh gud karakters bak after killin them orf with missteryus but faytal medikal aylmintz . . .
Wifout countin Vicky and her multipul personalities.
Oh mai…..dat’s owld skool soaps !!!!!
how u like mai nu chair-slave? jes gotim tuday.
proCatstunashun kitteh proCatstinates
he just needs a rownd tuit.
… or mebbe fix his Givadammer …
adn try tellin kitteh yule clean the box “later” or get the noms “later” or open the winder “later” or get up “later” or or or
sum uhnowntsmintz plzthxlissenup…
…
Dis munfs meatin uv da Purr-Cat-stinayshun Klub haz bin putted awf until nekst munf…
…
Uhlekshunz uv Klub awfissurz haz bin poastpoanded 2 da follerin meatin…
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Aproovul uv da Klub memburship applikayshun foarm hazbin taybullded…
…
We b gunna diskuss wevvur oar nawt owr Klub’z gunna purr-tissypayt n dis yeer’z Nashunnul Purr-Cat-stinayshun Week (nawt-sekkund week n March) at da nekst meatin…
…
Uvver uhnowntsmintz gunna b mayded atta laytur dayt…
ohai Aahz – how did yer computishun goes dis weekened? Ai hadded gud thots fur yew!
O fanky jamamakitty!!1! Sorree sew layt 2 rispawnd — I hadded 2 dew sum reel werkz…
N wun uv mai frinz hoo wuz n da jumpz-ownlee ebbint wif me gotted fif plais, n dint gitted uh meddle at awl! Sew I b happeetayl wif mai brawnz meddlz, speshullee sintz dey wuz awlmoast seelbur! Awl fingz kunsidderded, I gotted 1 gowld, 2 seelbur, n 2 brawnz meddlz 4 mai nawt-sekkund yeer uv kumpeetin!!1! 
…
“In the Men’s Pre-Bronze Freeskate event, in third place, representing the ICHC Figure Skating Club, the bronze medal goes to … Aahz!”
“And in the Pre-Bronze Jumps-Only event, in third place, representing the ICHC Figure Skating Club, the bronze medal goes to … Aahz!”
…
I poastided uh liddul kawmint urleeyur aftur da freesk8 bowt wat happinded dere — I bumfuzzled da intree 2 mai skratch-spin, n ebben tho I wint uhed n didded uh spin ennywaiz dat prolly mayded da diffrintz bitween sekkund n fird plais. It wuz reelee kloas — I gotted uh sekkund-plais voat frun wun juj n fird-plais voatz frum da uvver 2 jujiz, sew in I dint skroo up I prolly wooda gotted at leest wun moar sekkund-plais voat.
Da saym fing 4 da jumpz-ownlee ebbint — I gotted 2 sekkund-plais voats n 3 fird-plais voatz. Ifn I kepted mai leg strayt awn da landinz it mite haz bin enuff 2 gitz wun moar sekkund-plais voat.
…
But hay — I nawt b gittin da forf-plais meddle eevur tym!!
Congratshumalashunz Aahz – u did us prowd!
Fanky annipuss! I wontid 2 gitz da shyneeyur meddlz dan I didded, but it jess wurnt ment 2 b dis tym…
AAAAHHHHZZZZZZ!!!!!!!
How did teh skatin meet go,mai fren ?????
Fanky 4 askin, eeck!! C abuv… ^
You people know that’s not a real cat, right? It is a beanie baby.
sew wear kan i bye wun? oar iz dey speshul edisionz ownlee?
dis wun werf lotsa munnies!
Akshullee, it’z just a PIKCHOOR ov a cat!
… and you’re a Licensed Legal Professional, I presume …
Certainly not a real person. It’s a cabbage patch doll.
Sorry, make that a Bratz.
no, but some of my ancestors and relatives are, including some in gubment. I am a Human Resources person and I teach aerobics in my spare time.
dratted DID has flared up again!
It happens to the best of us, my princess…
i fink its real… da redish part under da ear, and all da other stuff, luks real to meh any way… sowwy
psssssst, hashim- maisnon is my ebil imajinaree twin. she always sayin stoopy fings.
ohh…. so, iz real, right??
sew wear kan i bye wun? oar iz dey speshul edisionz ownlee? credit: AfriCat
(ebil twins tew say awl of mai stoopy fings?)
Oooo, sawwy sweetpea. Ai nawt knoes dat befoar.
lol, i missd seein hoo it wuz
do dem has dis beanie baby inna tyboothek? aid reeeeeeeelly laik 2 gitz un.
Yes, I think teh TY booteeak is teh onliest place you can has buying of dat beenie. Is not filled wif beens, tho.
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Is filled wif speshul Whirrled Peas.
Ohhhhhh!!! Ai think ai must haz wun too!
Tehy ar moar preshuss tahn gold an diminz!
*heds over to Ty Booteek, kayrfullee selekts a whyt beenie behbeh kitteh*
*goez to da ty booteek and gets a golden, ginger patterned beenie behbeh kitteh*
I’ll lub u and cuddle u and naem u mini Simba!!
speekin ob Simba, how iz he Hashim? Hopez him all bedder frum hiz beeg adbenture?
sowwy to say but he iznt getting better… we may hav to get him fixed tomorrow…
i will inform u when i goes to da V-E-T..
there iz a layer of skin on tawp of da meat, and himz dat layer, da skin one iz all cut…. so… hmmm…. wish meh luck to da vet tomorrow!! hope its nuffin serious!
O noh! aye hopez he wil be otay {{{{{simba & hashim}}}}
me tuuuu! Ai prawmis tu pray for kitteh. Ai hopez yu heer purrrrrrrrz agin soon!
ooh, hashim, hoep simba gets bedder soon! glad yoo’z takin him to a gud vet an not teh bad vet (sawed yor commint below, shulda posted tehre,
maybe yoo’d see dis better) an hoep the vet makes him better. haz an infekshun, mebbee?
whirrled peas… oi!
do dem has fluffy ones 2z?
fluffy peas?
sshhh I iz watching kitteh lolympics
talk to me laytur…
can U get me sum popcorn?
would u liek butter or cheez wiff dat??
I can has butter, oh an get me some sprite too.
kthx
hmm id liek som butter… an drinks, hmm…
appul joos
banana smootehs
cokeycola
d…
doritos
empanadas
froot salad
grape joos
Daiquiris
Evian water
Fresh carrot joos
G. . .
Gazzilion fried chikins!!1!
Hawt choklitt
Icecream!
J…
jelly beenz
krackerz an cheez
lemonayd
mushmellowz
n…
nawt barf
orinjayd
potaytos
q…
Wood u alsew lyke sum root beer?
Ohai two_kittehs, hower u?
akshully root beer souns gud
can I haz a root beer flote?
I ar gud tribble how iz Uz
I haz been finking bout Uz
Did U haz a gud weekend?
I were busy but managed to go for a run Friday, Saturday
an yesterday..
I lyke dis tyme ov deh yearz..
Kitteh iys boviouslee hipnohtized;
Hims ar wautchyng “Teh Tryols adn Trybuhlashuns ov Garfield & hims Frens”;
Muste bees a kliff-hangure, becuz kitteh am rivitid tuu hims seet!!!!
(Nexxt prohgramme bees: “Helloe Kitteh; A Shokking Dyskloshure”!!!!!!)
um, but sinse yur up n effuryfing, bring mii sum gushifuds an toona joos. kthx.
PB2K! Hao is yoo?
I’z gud, Lieber Maus! Rite nao, i’z taking mai 9 morning pills. I’z had a bery bery bery sore froat awl weekend, an todai iz teh nawt sekkund dai taht I haz taken mai meds in 3 daze! Taking pills wun at a tiem, tho….nawt so much fun. But, iz betterer dan screeming wehn I swallow.
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I mite git to go hoam todai!!! An iffn nawt todai, den tomorry! I can see mai kittehs again suun!
I am so happy to see you are on the mend! YAY!
*luks embarassed at over exuberant reaction*
yay Pb2K!
glad to heer yer doin sew gud!
{{{{{PB2K}}}}} so good to knoz that U iz doing bettah
I iz sure Kittehz will lubz to haz U back!
Hooray! Hooray! Yor kittehs wil be so glad to see yoo. *paws kroxxed* Heerz hopin yoo gitz to go home today.
*duz a liddel dantz*
Home, home home, therz no plays lyke home!
*wayvs paws in ayr wit jubilayshun*
*gallops at ful speed tword Pwned*
*leaps tward pwned’s lap*
*realizes kittehz prolly not safe fr pwned*
*boingboing*
*does midair flip, bounces off wall ,lands off to side, rollz over*
* luks up at Pwnd*
i ment to do dat.
*floofly paws applauding wildly at sweetpea’s dispway ov akrobatiks*
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dat wuz amazink! Bery kewl! An yesh, yur rite – kittehs hoo ar nawt mai pwners ar nawt gud fer mii. An eben mai pwners ar awn “limited contakt” wif mii – no sleeps wif mii, no all-affpurnoon snorgles…an ov corse, I still kant kleen teh litter bawks!
*joynes PB2K in floofy paw applauding fur teh amaizing sweetpea!*
An PB2K! Ai am so happee to heer yoo will soon be going hoam. An taht yoo ar doing much beddeer, eben if yur thoat hurts!
An hao long, do yoo know, before yoo can resume full snorgulz??
*starts to applaud for sweetpea too*
yay!! wat a display!!
and iz glad ot hear dat u, PB2K will be going hoam soon!! YAY!!
we can haz reassurance wen u reach home?
*snerkle, chortle, guffaw* Sumhao, that “resume full snorgulz” just hit me skwayr in teh fayc as teh funneh! I pikshors Dr. Tinycat writin owt a skript. We luks at it klose up an it sez: Bedrest and limited snorgulz. Ful snorgulz permitted after 3 dayz.
Glad, happy, thrilled to hear yer good news!!1! But I has a kwestshun, wuzn’t der an easier way to git out of cleanin the litterbawx?
*facepaw*
snert.
yay PB2K — so glad to hear you’z doing so well. keeps it up!
Ohai PB2K, happytails tu heer ur doin so well!!! hopez u kan goe home zoon!
{{{{PB2K}}}}
I hoep yer soar froat cleers up reel fast. An its gus to heer taht yoo goes hoem soon!
{{{{{{PB2K}}}}}} It is great to hear your hospital daze are almost over and that your kittehs can have you back home!! {{{{{{2K}}}}}} kittehs names??
kittehs ar Zoli an JD….an tehy appreciates teh hugs. an ask iffn tehy can haz moar plz?
{{{{PB2K}}}}
Ai e-mailed u last week,but mebbe u missed it wif all teh “Pleh” dat wuz goin awn.Did nawt want to call yer room beecuz uv teh mouth & throat sores(wuzzint shur if tawkin wuz too payneful).
U haz been in mai thots.tho….hope u do get to go home soon.
Mebbe ai can bisit u at home and snorgle teh kittehs for u…….
sure they can haz all the hugs they want!!!
however your hugs are the ones that they cannot wait to receive!!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{Zoli}}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{JD}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Hooray!!!! PB2K. So glad you r feeling bedderer.
Here’s a nise sooooooothing throat drinkee…
and a hope you gets to go home! and be wif kittehs soonest possible time.
*handz PB2K cup uv hot wadder wif honey in it.*
Dis making ur throwt bedderer. At least u kin haz awl deh virchewel hugz adn snorgulz u want!!
*Handz PB2K a silky kitteh 2 snorgul*
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{PB2K}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
oh yay, pb2k, i iz glad yoo iz doin so gud an miet get to goez home soon!
{{{{{pb2k}}}}}
Awl u peeps need to shush….ai can’t heer wut Luke & Laura are sayin !!!!!
(Uhhh…are they still on General Horspital??)
*whipurrs behind paw in ladiez rum*
Janet, your giltee sekret iz showing.
But nao ai must go to teh reel hospital. Mai Mom iz there again.
But nawt to werree. She’s gonna bee OK.
Best wishes to yr Mom. I hope she iz bedder sun, n that yu taykes care of yrself, too.
oh noes!!
i hope ur mom iz better soon!! keeping u and ur mom in thoughts!!
{{{{JCH4K an Mom}}}} an i hopez ur blues have diss… vanis… gon away!!!
awww, AfriCat, wai u wantz meh 2 goe awai? I haz a sad
(j/k, aye kno dat nawt wut u meent. aye hopez nawt aneehoo)
JCH4K, aye hopez ur mom is feline bedder! bes wishez 2 her.
corse nawt, sillee billee!!!
u is 1 ov teh funniest peeps in cheezland.
plz nevvur 2 goe wai, k? thx.
awwww
aye jus bean a goofy-loofy, ebereewun so nize hear, aye doan wanna acksadently insultz aneewun.
De aksidental insults usually ware off purty kwickly, itz the intentshunal insults dat are nawt fergot. Sumtimes when doing the Lolcats dansdansdans, a toe will git stepped on, jest say sawy an dans on.
bestest wishes to you and yer mom!!
Ya, wut he sed. {{{Janet}}} {{{JanetzMom}}}
hope yor momma feelz better soon! iz gud yoo kan be tehre for her; i not live reel close to my mom an dad, i hope tehy not haz to go into teh hopsital for long time.
Laura’s coming back next week, ai tink.
*whispurrs to leosmom* She’s awlreddee bak.
Ai maek fun ov teh sope ai watch. A member ov wun famlee iz always offerin anudder sum tea.
Ur husban jes come outta clozet? Heer, let mi fix u sum tea.
Ur ebil daddeh jes boot u outta teh wil? Heer, has sum tea.
It maeks mi laff sew hard!
In TTI, tee iz teh unibersul cyoor fur ebbifing frum slight injuree 2 neer fatul hart attakk!
it werks fur mee! If sumthing iz rong, ai hav sum tee!
me 2
O, to has such a ruff lyf as tihs kitteh has…..*sigh**
Mi, ai gotta anser teh fonez ain 2dai. Pleh. Ai nawt lyk anserin teh fones.
Ai did see sumfin funnee teh uther dai. Whiel doin sum re-surch awn a bad gui, ai saw wehre wun ov his charjis jes sed “Fail”. Nao, ai kno dats nawt teh “full” charj, but the cheez-reeder in mi faut it kwite hilaryus.
**snerk**
“Fail” be qwite appropriate,ai finkso….
Yeh, speshully if him nawt “Fail”, him prolly nawt get cawt!
Ewe’s in lol-enforsemint?
Yesh, ai iz. U can reed moar awn mai profile bai clikin awn mai bloo naem.
k… pweaze to nawt keel meh!!
uz frum da government peepz agency or all dat tawp secret stuff…..
Ur fine, Hashim.
For wun, ai no gots teh jurisdikshun 4 Pakistan. Alsew, ai’m a “civvie”, which meens ai werk 4 teh guies wif teh guns, ai nawt has wun maiself.
oh… dats fine…*sigh of relief*
so, they be ur bodyguards??
taht blak owtfit wil luk eben bedder oncet cobered wif de wite kitteh hair ifinkso.
Ewe can lurn a lawt frum uh cat.
liek howz 2 hold purrfektly still sew kitteh will be comfy!
moar liek…pryoriteez…pryoriteez
Yoo ar so rite. I haz wun uv those fold-up-able chayrs in mah living room, set up in a playc wher I sits to go thru mayl an pay bills. Mah kitteh nao sees this chayr as teh “luv seet.” When I sits down on teh chayr, he jumps up on me an klimes into mah arms to teh verreh tawp uf mah chest, an snuggles under mah chin. An purrrRRRRrrz.
In mah haus, this meens “Stop doing everything elze; itz tyme to luv up teh kitteh.”
An so, we stops everything an tayks a kitteh brayk in teh luv seet.
awww… i can haz a luv seat too??
ur kitteh iz so nicce dat she cumz to u her/himself but mah kitteh iz liek, “feed meh or die”
wat moar could i say… i’ma cat slave *sigh*
Sumtiems teh kitteh is just overflowin wit affekshun. He fit on teh tawp uv mah chest beddur when he wuz 2 pownds than he duz nao at 7 pownds an growin! Still thinks he is tynee kittn.
Az owl sez, kitteh halps keep prioriteez strayt. Lyfe is short. But ther is enuff tyme in mah day fur fokussin on “kitteh luv” in teh luvvin chayr.
Sumtiems I stiks mah nose in teh furs at teh bak uv himz neck an kisses him, onlee as lawng as he will tolerayt it. Then he is lyke “oh, mawm!” an leeps down.
kittehs are albays liek dat!! bossy and stuff… *sigh*
well, akshullee, i had one kitteh, called Glovey (cauz he had snow white paws)
he waz liek a magnet wiff meh! when ever he saw meh, he would cum running to meh and starts meowing and purrr! he never got tired of being cuddled and waz very soft furred adn floofy!! well… one day, he went outside an dnever came bak agayn…*sniffle*
I lieking kittehs whne tehy be doing taht….as long as thier not being
to bigs!!!11111!!
Aw, Hashim. Sownds lyke a wunnerful kitteh. Sawree he diddn coem bak.
I saw yor note abuv abowt Simba. I hope he wil be OK!
{{Hashim an his kittehs, past an present}}
fanks gremlin!!
i never thought it would get serious but…
well, we’ve ditched the rude and non-expert vet and will be going to a new one!!
i hope he/she iz gud!
hoep dis ovver vet iz better, an simba gets better soon!
say… has annybuddee elsss noetisd teh kitteh’s beeutimous eyez, an liddle snorgle belleh (don tell rhsb) an teh huje pawsies (himz gonna b a beeeg boi!) an… an… uh…oh… splort…
O noze, aye wil helpz u AfriCat!
*scoopy scoopy brainz, rinse, poars bak in hed, duk tape duk tape, CHRG* Dere! naow rap up inna dis floofy blankie & u wil be rite as rayne!
phew! dats bettur, i was feelin all lite hedid. fang u berry mush bluesfan473 (may i callz u bf fur short plz?).
ob coarse u cahn! oar u cahn call meh Empress of Everything or Lady Queen of the Universe, if u prefur!
bf wurks jus fine
bai ur cummand oh Lady Queen of teh Uniberse Empress ov Ebereefing
hmmmm, datz nawt reely shorter dan bluesfan473 iz it, butt aye liek de wai it soundz, hee hee!
Hai!
hello!
Ohai 2 u Ravensqueaker!
i lieks da naem, squeaker!!1!
Okai….cheezspeek invading into teh reel world.
Ai just had to type an email saying “I do not show that PO # in my system”,
and it wuz awl ai culd do not to type”Ai do nawt show dat PO# in mai system”
**Sigh**
Wunder how dey wuld hav replied ????
aye haz dat samee prob naow 2 eeck! oar wen aye hang owt on yahoo answers (kinda fun 2 sea iffen aye cahn answer wat folks askin) iz all aye cahn dew 2 be typin reel wordz.
lolspeak rots ur mind!!1!
but, itz da best language!
so… how did they reply??
Well,ai did finally manage to type in plain English,so no funnee reply….
One day ai wyll type in lolspeek,tho..
iz inebitable !!!!
der hasta be sumbuddy in your office area dat has enuff sents ob humor to try it on. Pick a victim and give it a shot, who knows, you may end up wiff a whole buildink using lolspeek. I fink it’s easier to fink fast when brane ain’t burdened wiff spellink and gramma.
Well,dis wuz a customer,achooally….
she wuld hav been awl “Duh,wut???”
Oh, yeah, best to play straight wif customers. I thot it were a cowerker.
Well,some customers be fun and wuld hav answered,”WTF??? Are u awn drugs?”
Others (liek dis one) be stoopy and nawt fun….
customers are ment to be teased!! they r at ur pity!! they need u!! so u can tease dem!!
i fink all da ebil didnt get outta meh *sigh*
wuden it hab been grate if the respond came like dis: “didja luk unner de kowtch?”
***snerk***
Dat be berry funnee…..and,yes,it wuld hav been grayt!!
Mai former boss sendinged mii an emayo asking mii 2 kum bak 2 werk az a contractor…… I ansered in LOLspeek…. hasn’t heeringed bak frum him……
ai will betz yew wuz timpted tew tell him over stuffs tew!!
Oh noez. him iz a nies gui. i thankinged him 4 thinking uv mii; but no thankz 2 deh job offer.
Mah cat squeaks instead of meows!!!111!!!
Hey, im blue!!!!11!! (i have a pic of one of my siamese cats in my profile with glass
)
woot! con-cat-ulashuns on yer bloo namee Ravensqueaker! Naow u wil be gettin menne frend reqwests! Cheezepeeps luv 2 mek frendz!
Check mees pics tooos! Ta siamesey 1 is being mine
Hows ta heck tid i do a smiley? O.o
I just be doing 1s!11111!
Me being such teh noob
OMG I DID IT AGAIN!!111!!!
*snurt*
some more i dont know of akshullee…
unintention smileys, u haz dem!!
there are also these,
Im diesesed!!!!!!!111111!
*snurt & run awf 2 de wild grocery stoar*
Ahhhhh! Smileys!111111!!!
ohai Ravensqueaker — it appears that yew have jest becum bloo. Ai am happy to prezent yew with the award for teh newly bloo: a myoosical interlood, fer yoo and all teh otter cheezfrenz to enjoy.
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The summertime it is fading (here in teh US), but we can still has a summertime blooness:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfPUYE6TKRE
Ohai Ravensqueky!!
i sended u my frend reqwest!!
i didnt see any pikshures though….
hmmmmm? looky againz!
wutsa makrame? evreebody es sayin dat an it nawt in teh loldikshunary
Wen u haz a tie amongst several peeps for teh nawt-sekkund spot.
2 peeps iz tie,
3 peeps iz a braid,
4+ iz a macrame.
hmmm…well…. teeheee… i didnt know dat either
*glasses
woops, thats be danger!!!
dat kittehs is reclining der wotchin TV and thinkin “I dont care how many moosical instermints he plays, hes still a maus and I cood nom him”
UR dukz nawt brounded; iz jst jawndisd!!
poor dukz. mebbe sumwon shud gib a sunbaf.
sunbaffs kyure all sick. leas’ dass wut mah kittehs finkz.
This is hawt!!!!
I love this one! My grandpa call his TV shows ’stories’ too!
Purrsonallii, ai’m moar uv a kurint iivintz taip uv guy. Ai watchez CNN (CAT NEWS NETWURK)
This a good cartoon…
Does Tom ever catch Jerry?
oh hai! iz new heer but wanted to ad capshun to kitteh picsure. hes nawt watchin storiez, hez watchin Catney and Lacey.
Ohai MystressRavenFyre (naice name btw!) welcome tu cheezland!
Goshee! Dis kitteh eksaktlee liek mah hyoomin kittehs! Does everetheng “later”… Storees come furst. *sigh*
uhhh..hows do I posters teh lol’z I makes? I bez a newb!
fichez-moi la paix, je regarde mes séries sur miaou tv