’scuse me but i do believe i was here first

’scuse me but i do believe i was here first
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: aerosmiley219
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’scuse me but i do believe i was here first
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: aerosmiley219
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Get owt u aer skwashin me
Congratshoelaces, Annipuss! Ai duz teh Middle Eastern Belly Dans fer yu!
Baba ganoush!
*bellee dansdansdans*
Ai haz a coff, so mai belleh iz dansin awl on its own!
noe room for tanzin’ in dat chaer
naow why ar yu gettin all teh nawt sekkunt spawts?
oh well me am gunna get teh next nawt sekkund
Annipuss iz known for her fast fingers!! she iz da ultimate nawt sekunderur!
conga rats annipuss!!
i know im a bit late…. hehehe…..
but sillybrashuns are never too late!! …right?
Thx Hashim, Ai wunderd ware u waz dis tiem!
waz gone to da nearby market to taek da vet’s phone number akshullee… and one or two more thingys to do so… i waz late… sowwy
Ai doan’t mined u bein laet – it gibs me a better chans uv getting nawt sekund
*hedwall* *sigh* next tiem!! u’ll see!!1!
oh wait… at da exact tiem da next lol will cum, mah light will be off!!
NOOEEZZZ!!!
u won agayn *sigh*
Gud . . .evening afternoon????. . .Hashim! An Salaam! Ai may nawt bee following awl the Urdu lessons, but ai can say whatebber Philippe says!
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And Ramadan Mubarak! But ai do nawt know fur shur what teh “Mubarak” meens. Ai awnlee know – if Phillipe says it, it must be rite!
.
an google wuz nawt mai frenz. Ai saw menee “Ramadan Mubarak” cards wun cud send to frenz, but nowhere did ai see exactlee what it meens. So – halp????
Ohai Janet!!
the word “mubarak” means congratulations, though, we never say Ramazan congratulations but say Ramazan Mubarak… so, if annipuss haz a nawt sekund, u could say mubarak annipuss!! u see…..
ai am nawt so nolija… knoled…. nojilol … full of knowing stuff abowt this; ai just googloled how to send good wishes for Ramadan in Urdu. seems that the interwebs had the right answer. yay!
hehehe…. da intertoobs iz better dan da encyclopedia any day!!
Morning Philiipe! LOL!! Awl ai can say iz – yur google must be beder than mai google!
But ai DOO trust yoo to find teh rite answer! Yur brayne – ai admires it!
AN thank yoo, Hashim! Ai thot it must meen that! Oar sumthing similar.
But ai just wuzn’t shur.
So, mubarak Hashim, fur being a gud teecher. An a gud frend!
ohai tu u janet!!! an hashim an fleep an HOLE RUUM!!!!!
ai haz brottid donuts an bebrigizz for eberbunny tu nom upon…. u cood sae itz a nom upon fenominom…..*snurts n gigles loudly*
……but wut sorda bebrigizz haz ai brottid?
Apple juce
Blak cofee
Cranberry juce
D….
duz no wun wonna plae wif me??? snif, sniff…..
Duck roast
Elephant sized cookies
Fresh vegetablols
G….
Grape joos
Hot cawfee
Icy cold lager
Jelli beenz
K….
Kulaid
Lemunaed
Minnitmaed orinjjuce
N…
Noodles
Oyster
Pineapple
Q…
Hai! ^_^
Ooh!!!!11!! Mai Me be playin?????///???
Ohai Ravensqueker!!
i really liek ur name!!
Quince jooce?
Raspberry tea
Strawberry shake
Tea, all uf em
U
Ugleefroot
V8 juce
Waturmelin
Xtreemlee gud juce
Y not breeng juce
Z best juce…
tank yu awl 4 playin wif me. {{{CHEEZFRENZ}}}
da hooman needz tu muv fur mi.
but i sawed eet furst!
Git owt!
You big lummox.
or i shall taunt u a sekund tiem!!
Pardon me, but don’t you mean nawt second?
U haz a poynt der, rd, but teh kitteh haz mennee moar!
Say there, shouldn’t that wide load beep while its backing up?
Frum teh lukk awn teh kitteh’z faes, he did.
Wun ov us hassta git teh rock outta heer!
feel mah pointee ends on ur unwelcuming spot in 3…2…1…
*BOOM!*
THAT’LL SHOW UUUUUU!!!
feel mah pointee wraith!!
mah pointee wrath… let me skratch u eet!
OUCH!! dat hurts!!
yikez, dats gunna leev a mark!
luks like kitteh is also chargin lasers fr a rear attak
kitteh in backgrowd snikkers qwietly to hisselfs
ya, i saw dat!!
Salaam Hashim, … and also, Ramadan Mubarak (maybee ai gots that right?). This is the nawt-secund time ai has had a frend taking part in Ramadan. Pretty kewl.
Salaam Phillipe d’Beaker!!
fanks! dis iz also da nawt sekund tiem in mah lief dat i haz so many international frenz!! 
yesh, you said it right!!
if u want to learn an Urdu word, u could ask, or u could see the classes with Jamamakitty!!
o hai hashim! ramadan mubarak to u too! gud thing ize not nomming too, sins teh lolcat insidun yesterdee,…
Ohai Kittehcruncheez!!
o ya, i remember da cookie nomming lolcat!
only 3 hours to go until i could nom and drink sumfin…
fanks fur da mubarak!!
ohai, Hashim! i copy catz wot Prof. d’Beaker sead.
i see dat you can be teeching teh peeps? i can bean class?
*clikyclikycliky*
looking for teh otter classes so i kin has remeeedull, er remedeival, umm… ketchup wif teh peeps.
ob course u can join!! itz free of charge!! (yet…)
and, i’ll see if i can find da linkys to da classes…brb!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/31/funny-pictures-now-now-iz-ready-look-ready-to-mee/#comment-429441
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/31/funny-pictures-overlooked-crazy-cat-man/#comments
i fink these were da two…
mugglemary! Yur powerz ov observashun ar strong! Ai saw teh bakground kitteh – but ai DINT see kitteh wuz snikkering to hisself! LOL!
mugglemary & Jch4K !! teh nawt seckund ting i sea-sawed was otter kitteh adn mii tinks hez guffawing sew hard taht hez koffing!!
congrats Annipuss for ur lol
background cat is indifferent to your plight
Ther iz a serously lack of bad grammar
jus so taht da dumb hoomin unnerstans.
Lol, does anyone notice teh kitteh in deh backgrownd?
yup, i did!
O noes!teh hooman iz closing in!
Layzorz charjin. Faiyr n faiv, for, free….
BOOM
*hooman screanmz as hiz butt get fried*
kitteh sez “aye assed u nicely nawt 2 sit onna meh sew u hab onlee ursef 2 blame”
MAWM… fattee is squishing meh
Hooman iz about to learn lief lesson *sharpen’s pointee ends* in 3…2…1…
is mah chair chubby you no can has
Oh Hellos every1s!
Wait………every2s!!!
2 in the chair and the little on said….
*one, not on
“Is dere room for you? Don’t ass me.”
*snurt*
Kitteh ar nawt wurried, becuz hims maided a kynda laurge poop onna chaiyre befoare Misture Byg sat hisselffe daown;
REACTION IN: 1,….,2….,3……… AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!
I sayd! Git outta ma’ rocker!!!
furst law of kitteh posseshun: luk b4 u sit.
Oh noez. Y iz ai finkin uv teh Eddie Izzard? Iz jus teh wai hii sed in fing ai wach las nite, mehbeh (las nite, ai wacht “Dress to Kill”). Ai kin jus heer dat lain!!! Y mii??? Ennywun no witch wun it wuz adn wut hii wuz takin abowt?
(Oar wuz it jus “‘Scuse mii, ai b-leav AI wuz heer furst.”?)
Kitteh needs respect!
dat a rood humon!