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an yur undying loyalty
But mostly ur cheezy poofs.
R dey fryd 2 uh kraklee crunch, oar r dey baykted 2 uh dellykit crunch?
duz it reely matter?
*yum*
Bai da luks uv basement cat he eetz dem awl! He needz diet nao or
he not fitz tru basement doar!
Wii has a brayd! Ai needz tew go tew teh ty booteek adn git a gny kitteh mobile. Elton adn Bernie mubbished teh wun ai gotted yesturdai.
Awwww!! Dems teh nawty bois arent they? But so skweeeeeeeeeee
Tehy r teh funnee. Bernie lernt hau tew flush teh toylet. He thimks it’s grate fun. Teh bois hab gotten sew big it’s hard to remumber taht tehy’re still kittens. Butt ai lubs tehm!
Ohai LCB! Ai interrupt tihs thred tew ax u tew email meh. Ai has an ideer adn ai fink u kin hep meh. U kin ewes mai naem at yahoo dot com. Ai wud email u butt ai donut hab ur email addy.
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Bak tew ur regu…regal…teh rest ob teh thred.
Ok, but I is about to has to be away from a computor for a few whiles. U can writes to me at my name at gmail dot com if u wants and I’ll answer when I gets back.
I has a intrigued!
Okies LCB. Ai will dew taht.
ai unnerstand. i hassa skool awl dai, it b teh win compared to mah old skool,
but et wud b moar productif fur meh 2 stay heer nd maek lolz and tak 2 awl
ob u! srsly!
nd Firefoks b maykin mah commints awl ski-wompus.
iffin NEbuddy kno hao 2 maek Firefoks du da commints normel
nd turn orf da spell czecher, dat wud maek mah dai.
ai normelody has da Innertoob Explorah, but dat b…
brokin.
Lookin at the siyze ov dis Kitteh, ithad teh cheezy poofs …an eetid dem awlup!!
Ai wuz jus finkin taht!
Basement Cat, he who cannawt be denied!
I pledge alligence
to basement cat
and the Suspicious Feline Association
an to shenanigans
for which it stands
one leader
under the house
all for one
and slavery and injustice for all who oppose
All Hail Basement Cat,
All Hail Basement Cat,
All Hail *listens*…….
Basement Cat!
yes we hav followers mwah-hahahahahaha
herro, Justis Leeg? i has a problim heer…
i has founded an eebil assoshiayshun ob Baysemint Cat,
but i needs backup, send Batman, and da Reel Samus,
nd Hashim’s Pegasus kitteh, nd…um…Sonic da Hedgelol, nd
*-bleep-* O.O
NOESSS! mah comyoonicaytur! it b -
ACK!
*purr-sued bai teh ebil assoshiayshun*
HALLLP!!
Mah Inky kitteh luks leik Basement Cat’s brudder. Awl hale Basement Cat en hiz fambly! Cheez poofs 4eber! Yummmmmmmmmmmm….!!!!
akshually, if yu jus bring cheezy poofs basement cat will have mercy….
mersee? but i has no cheezy poofs…
ummm
uhhhhh
i gibs u cheezburger! NOW I RUN
BASEMENT CAT!!!
Tihs hansum kittoon haz awl uv it. An awl deh cheezy poofz. An awl mai lurve.
And orinj paws
He’d raver just haz teh cheezy poofs
souls…whut u du wif souls? dey r nawt taystee. dey r nawt cudli.
whut i want da souls foar agin? oh yeh…
*puts da souls on hims shooz*
Cheezy poof nawt sekkund, plz.
GMTA. LCB, nightshayde an me!
Kint blame teh kitteh — cheezy poofs iz gud fud! Ai liekz teh puffee wunz moar den teh krunchee wunz — but eever will do in a pinch.
Ai can haz cheezy poofs?
NOOO! Nawt mai chezee puffs!
nacho chezee puffs neether!
No Kitteh! My Pot Pie!
Dere iz a rezun dey ar orinj. dey ar nastee nd nawt helfee fur ennywunz. pleh.Cornchezulashunz awn brayd.
Ai can haz yer shaer uv teh wurldz cheezy poofs?
Yis, mai deer ns yu mai hab mai shair ub dat nd ennyfing wif fish, rooteebagurz oar lentilz.
Ohai , milord aahz, ai iz fein cuz nawt bin eting da cheezeepuffz. Cumgradz awn yu 3 brawnzez.
Ohai Milady! Haow Rt thow 2dai?
Ai seed a mom feedin a 8monf owld babbeh wiv sumfing liek cheezy poofs. Sum peepl aern’t fit 2 haz kidlets.
Yis, yu ar so rite. Ai wisht dey wud fined owt wutz cawzing it. Dere iz a stopij, aftur awl.
Childers are lotsa fun to make and you don’t hafta be berry smart to do it. Dats why der are so many parents who nawt have a clue.
Dassa flaw in teh sistum if u aks meh.
Hmmmm, basement cat wunts a lawt;
hims wil hasta tries rlly haurd tuu geyts souls plus cheezeey poofs!!!!
Wat’s rong wib just grabbing teh sowls adn dipping tehm in cheez sew tehy stik tu teh cheezeey poofs?
I had some Cheetos yesterday (teh crunchy kine — I no likes teh poofy ones). Esme axed could she plz has a Cheeto or else somebuddy mite skratch ur arm, Mommeh, so I gived her a little one. She taked it in her mouf and did that fast headshake to kill it before she eated it.
I tried it, but I only got a headache. I hads to eet my Cheetos live.
Dew dey wigglol az dey goez daown?
Ded Cheetos aren’t much fun.
Mai deer Elton haz discubbered popcorm. He lieks it alot. Ai hopes it duzznt gib him teh tummee pleh. Ai didnt let him hab tew muchly tho.
I prefers poppycorm to Cheezey poofs mostly because we have whyte sheets and the dry dusty poppycorm farts doan leeve skid marks lyke the orange dusty cheeto fartzes. Makes Blue Monday a little less blue.
taht’s, um, gud to kno… i fink
Cors, ifn Esme reelee lurvz U n finkz uv U az herz momcat, den herz wood injur wun uv da Cheetoz n breeng it 2 U moastlee ded 4 U 2 finish awf.
*looks suspiciously at lolcatburglar, then cheks hiz Cheetos supplies* Hey, dey’re awl gonne!!!
I’m sure I don’t knoes anything bout that.
*wipes orange crumbs from mouf wif orange fingertips*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpaEsobbPns
Go goethe bag of ur own cheezy puffs, and make it faust!!
Wyeth?
for that, i clench mephist! oh!!
O, dat’z jess dante! Mai anser iz, az U mite infer, “Noe!”
hay, sometimez awl u kan do is roll a paradise
I gotz 2 goez hoam naow — I’m Donne heer
…
thx 4 da punz!
Das it? You Kant do anymoah?
My neese was involved wif “Hooked on Demonics” It wus so cute to hear her speelink out Mef is tof el ees
I gotta sitz daown … mai Bunyan iz killin me…
Look like he been fattenin on lotsa souls
No calories in souls i fink, hes been gorgin on Cheezeypoofs!
Black kitteh such a cutie
luk at deh plushee furz
an deh green eyez
:SPLORT
kitteh’s cute but the guy?
looks like his, er, cheezy puffs
got away from him there . . .
i’m juss sayin
insuffishent data to determine deh cuteness of deh guy
but hasing a kitteh is definitely a plus in himz favor
but 2k! his shorz kant hold hiz cheezybitz! ew!!
eeww indeed
need brain bleach nowz
*sound of everyone scrolling up*
LOL!! LOL!! LOL!!! FTW!!! elebenty burgers!
Ai DID scroll up! an aiim awlmoast roFL – cant’ eben taype???? LOL!
*wypes aies* Oh mai! Taht did mee a whirrled ov gud. Thanks, Pittypat!
Meee too! After rotf, my goggie and de kittehs r lukin at me sorta strange.
So how many rilly kyoot kittehs duz I needs to had to obercome the extra forty pounds Ise luggin around? Or is it just a mater of looser trousers and Hawaiian shirts?
Pittypat, I finkso yo iz seein fings. Nun of hiz cheezybitz are appeerun – I finkso da part yu iz lukin at iz part of da quilt/pillo himz sittin on. Yu can see more of da same fabrick besyde hiz arm and below his leg! But we all knows where yur mind waz goin! (Mine too – I had to scroll up to see fur mysef!)
SPORT????
Okey Doakee! Ai’v got ebreething ai need rite heer.
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♫ ♫♪ Sweeep, sweeep, sweeepitttee sweep. . .
Sweep up teh braynes. . .an tuk them awl snug bak in two-kittehs hed. ♫
♪ Pat pattii pat, tuk tukity tuk, tuk tehm awl in. . ♫
An put teh nice CHRG(wdoi) awn hur sweet liddle hed ♪
An rap hur awl up in a sawft blankee ov bloo
an rap hur awl up in a sawft blankee ov bloo ♫♪
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AN yoo awlso gets teh nice chonklit, ov corse!
Ar yoo feline bedder nao????
o fanks JCH4K fur deh reskoo
one cannot haz enuff chocklits
yes I fink so
We’re here at this famous four-star restaurant where we’ve secretly replaced their usual cheezy puffs with
well let’s see what happens anyway
Albacore puffs!!
Banananana puffs!!
Coconut curry puffs!!
Deep-fried duck puffs!!
Eggy elolfant puffs!!
F…
French cut green bean puffs!
Garbanzo puffs!
Hot tamale puffs!
Ice creem puffs!
Jelly donut puffs!
K…
Krab-like seefud substince puffs!!
Lemming linguini puffs!
Macadamia mushrrom puffs!
Nacho puffs!
Orange onyun puffs!
P…
Puff puffs!
Quasi-puffed puffs!
Rooster puffs!
S…
Sesame puffs
Truffle puffs
Unusually-flavored puffs
Vanilla puffs
W…
oh, hai Aahz!!! how did deh kompatishun go?? I hopez u didded gudz!!!
Ohai cweenmj!! I didded pirdee gud!! Nawt az gud az I wuz hoapin, n nawt az gud az da uvver gy hoo winded, but I gotted 2 brawnze meddlz, bowf uv wich wuz awlmoast seelbur!! N I nawt b kumminz n lastist plays, eevur! I rited bowt it awn anuvver fred:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/02/funny-pictures-im-watchin-my-stories/#comment-431479
LCB sez herz b gunna haz mai meddlz appraised … er, mowntid n da ICHC Atrophy Case wif uh bryt lyt sew peepz kin see em beddurer wifowt havvin 2 tayk em owtsyd 2 luk attem n da lyt…
Oh, Aahz, I didn’t tells u because I wanted it to be surprising:
I hadded ur bronze medlols bronzed!
Ur welcome!
Fanky LCB!! Naow I kin memberz dem jess liek win I nawt-sekkund gotted dem!
…
Um … I finksew …
Yay fer deh medulz!!! I b sew impresst!!! will haz 2 go reed deh fred.
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Not shur I’d let LCB hav deh medulz long enuff to
mownting in a case. Deh mite git losted sumwearz.
Wallnuttee puffs
Xtra yummy puffs
Yellow squash puffs
Zeelicious puffs!
Ta-da!
Skwishee puffs!
Tastee puffs!
U…
Ululating puffs!
Vanishing puffs!
Weebuls wobble bug they don’t puff up puffs!
X…
Xtreemlee puffee puffz!
Yummee puffs!
Zillyunz uv puffs!
,
Sinse wen duz puffs ululate????????????????????????????
They does if’n u doesn’t kill them afore u eets them.
Two Kittehs! Ai finks ai sposed to do dis:
**scoopee, scoopee da braynes***
**Putz dem bak en***
**Grabz CHRG an putz on hed an wrapz wid de duk taype**
Hev sum yummee hawt choklit Two Kittehs! Wif marshmallos!
Hev a soffee comfy bankee! **hands hawt choklit to Two Kittehs an tucks Two Kittehs in**
fanks KCT
:choclits is delishus
LOL! Ai see yoo hav bin doublee reskewed. KCTailkinker did a reelee fine job, ai think!
Y’know what I find odd? That Basement Cat is becoming more popular than Ceiling cat…
Perhaps a new age of darkness has just begun…
Purr hapz yu iz rite. maibe we shud awl luk tu da lite. Ennywai ken se da sparklee fingz beddur dat wai;)
BC has all deh gud stuffz
lyke cookiez fur eggsample
Kukkeez iz nawt frum dark unles yu brunz dem.
no dey iz not burned dey haz dark choclits and coco
is delishus
u wanna has sum?
U knoz U wants dem
ooh! i wnant! kth—
wate…
i doan hafta sacrfyce mah loyeltee 2 justis leeg… rite?
Basement Cat has all the good songs
But heer we see BC reeching owt to Cheezus – duz he wunt a shot @ ridem…redeimp…redmpsh….gittin sayved?
I don’t think that cat needs more cheezy puffs.
I think he needs a diet!
Fanks, JanetCanHas4Kittehs! Ai iz noobee! Cheezy poofs r da best! But mai poor Tucky kitteh lurved Pringles bestest. Ai miss him. 2003 wuz bad yeer. Missy B, Itty Bitty Kitty (hiz name reely!) and Tucky. Ai still pwnd by Inky. Basement Cat’s brudder but he tryin 2 be gud. He leiks Ceiling Cat.
mah yogeh kitteh luvz himz sum cereal
an milk
he also luv nonfat yogurt
himz very helf conshus
Inky kitteh luvs milkshakes. Ai tries but ai finks he lieks fastest fud bestest an he no get enny!
muhrarrer?
naaaoooo kitty bahd kitty
muuurhrawrrer?
naaooo kitty des areh mah cheesy poofs
MAHM!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEbZ5omMw_c
pot pie, cheesy poofs – all the same to kitty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEbZ5omMw_c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FZHJUrrwx0
ooh, eggsillent kitteh noysis!
did ya no dat eebin aminal noysiz chaynge frum languij 2 languij?
exempl, in japapaneez cartoony buks, kittehs sez ‘nya’ ‘nyee’ nd ‘nyau’
nd nawt ‘meow’ or ‘mew’ liek in Merrika.
hey hashim (if yoo are arownd dis ebening, or tomorrow, or weneber it iz in pakistan
), do yoo fink yor sole reeper kitteh wuld be happy wif cheezy poofs insted? not kwite reddy to hab my sole reeped yet. 
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1743126
(in japaneze anime bleech, sole reepers iz folks frum teh afterlife hoo fiets teh ebil sole-sukkin monsters an takes teh soles ob peeps captrued by teh monsters to teh afterlife. more or less liek taht.)
OK, I gibs u ur sole bak if u just hands ober teh cheezypuffs
nnnooooooeeessss!! Teh evul one as returned.. Wun away!!
Otay, BC cahn hab meh soul, butt meh cheezy pooffs? NEBER!!!
LOL Basement Cat is one fat kitteh
Cute basement cat nedz a stairmaster, stat!
I shall take your basement and make some space for my basement dungeon sire basement cat
I haz a beeg blak basement cat just liek dis – and I nawt even gib him teh cheezy poohfs!
but dez r MY cheezy poofz kitty!
Is anyone besides me nerdy enough to think this cat looks like Begemot in “The Master and Margarita”?