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pooper scooper yer usin it Rong
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Dat iz nawt teh wai 2 do it
STN Kurt!
*psssst* Anni, wut dus “STN” mean?
So There Nyer!
*snikker* an no moer tahn sulky Kurt deservs!
iz Kurt teh wun woh diddnt want yoo to be nawt sekkund ennymoar?
Yep. Dat’s wye I sed STN!
Him sed Ai wazn’t 2 get anuvver nawt sekund till sumwun els did, Flippin cheek!
ifinkso he needz faster finners.
wen yoo ar owtdrawn in teh Westurnz, yoo iz ded.
Him mitee luukey!
An 2 maek it wers, him cawled me a he! Ai’z nebber been a he in mai lief!
hee hee ! ( Ai lubs u Anni! {{{{{{Annipuss}}}}}})
himz be dubbel stoopi!!!
concat-shoelayces annipuss, Marthav, judson, an leeza-b!
wii have a 5-way macrame!
Yay! Less awl go 2 teh tye booteek an see wat der is fur drinks an noms
oh, wii can has bobblehed kittehs liek teh wun in teh pic?
ai wud lurve sum chokklit martoonies wif mai dinner. Have wun.
*passes martoonies all round*
iz dat a bobbulhed or a pez depenser?
eether way, I’ll has a martoonie, fanks!
yoor welcum, leeza-b
*clink*
Pez wud be fun too. Wunder wich shelf tey on?
i b thinking deh kitteh hedded PEZ diz penserz b in deh bak ruum. Gibbocat hazn’t had tyme 2 uncrate dem and putting dem on deh shelvez. Just go on bak and hepping ursef.
Fank yoo cweenmj. Yoo no wer ebbrythink is in teh bootique. Gibbocat wuz a reel stokkin wizard!
Ai jus got up. Hab to go do moarnin ablut.. washin, n dressen n stuff.
Kan ai hab sum bregfuss wehn ai getz bak?
Shore, wat wud u liek? Ennifing frum cawfee and toste 2 a full Ingerlish breffuss!
dinnertiem heer but Ingerlish breffuss sowns mitee nyce fer dinner.
Sumwun wuns sed that 2 eet well in Ingerland u shud haz breffuss fur ebbry meel!
ai likey teh wai sumwun finks! Breffuss wif martoonies kwite teh way to end teh day, ifinkso.
Ai fink teh full braffus wud be a bit 2 mutch fur supper – iz yooshulee, eggs, bacun, sossij, termatows, an fride bred. Sumtiems awlso blakk puddin (pleh), mushrums, baked beenz an hashed `taterz (oar enny combernashun!)
ai cud hav haf brekkfuss? wii usulee haz bigger meel nao cuz wii haz been wurkkin in teh dai an cant hav big lunch.
Wen Ai goez awai an stai inna gest howse, teh breffuss menu haz moast uv teh fings Ai sed an u can chyooz wat u want frum teh list.
dinnur’s reddy, ai muss flee. Fanks fer ideuh, annipuss!
Ai’m bak naow.
Ai wud like a bregfuss like da wun ai had ona weekend. Whole grain toast wiht abigado skwished on it, den on top ub dat sum krisp fried bakun, n on top ub dat a poached dukkee egg. Nomnomnomnom!!!!!!!!!
Dat sowndz gud eggsept teh abigado – u can hab mai shaer uv dat!
Ai fink ai stiks wif teh smoodii (pynaplol, loeqwat, apwicawt, peech, stwabewii, owinj, adn bananah 2dai).
Dat sowndz gud 2, but iz mai bedtiem naow.
G’nite ebbrywun, g’nite
Nite, Annipuss.
ur smoodii wood be bettar if u added sum rum aifinkso.
OMG! how da kitteh fit ina smll plac liek dat.
In Russia da poop scoops u
Yoo call tish a pooper scooper? In Texas wii callz tihs a teespoon!
Tee: Ur doin it rong.
BINGLOL!!
Quasar, werx inna drawer
I has a urrrrrggghh!
wer mai bodee?
Ai aynt gawt no bodee
Cus nobodee carez fer mii
lindy cat, did nowun give u a snert for dis? u deserve 1.
*snert*
:snerk:
uh… halp…?
can a kitteh gets a paw or 2
Heer, I givez u a hand.
*clapity, clapity, clapity*
O shore, ebreewun be a komedian. Mah hed iz stikin out a drawer hear peepul!
Annipus onna tawp wiff two comments in farthest from last minute! Dang yer good.
gotta wach taht annipuss judson, seh swiftsy!
Is naow tyme fer me to go whup up some tasty noms fer muh our supper. I hopes dat sumbuddy who will be lingering here will take (an fill) yer order for drink an dansdansdans. TTFN
Mai locul cownsil had a moter skooter vakyoom cleener to remoob er goggie poop. Dey cawled it teh “Super Dooper Pooper Scooper”
O noez. hoo teh crool hooman dat putted a hed in dat cup? U puts dat cat back
togeddur again or Ima call 911.
/ ♪ trollin trollin trollin ♪
no rawhide heer, kafleen. kitteh jes unnerkuuked. needz to bayke fer 20 mr minitz.
U wan ur kitteh wel dun oar medyum raer?
*lulz* @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ (adn at least elbbenty more)
oooo
cute kitteh face!
*schmoo*
keeps dem goggies trollin, rawhyde!
I have this humorous mental image of a doggie gang trotting down the street…
nawt usin it rong… onleh skippin a step!
I have one of these!
http://www.omegapaw.com/RollnCleanReg.html
It scoops the poop in two seconds flat. Best litterbox I ever bought, considering that my two cats have the magic ability to turn a pound of food into two pounds of poo.
lol, an tahts after tehy alreddy horked up haf a pownd.
launch escape pod in…3..2…..uh houston? wii have a problem
de diabolical kitteh haz an ebil plan “dat Leerub shuntna stoled muh burger, but noaw wunst he’s all dug in and comfy, I’se gonna come shooting outta the pooper scooper shoot like Kahoteck and scare taht burger outta him the hard way. Heh Heh Heh, Bwa ha ha!!1!”
Haow yuu geyt iyn tehre, kitteh, adn moar iympoartent, haow yuu gunna geyt aowt?
Wel, jes goes tuu shoew taht kitteh beleeieves iyn geytting ahed;
Awlsoe, taht kitteh iys stuk foar an answur;
Adn furvvermoar, kitteh iys inna jam, adn presseded foar spaise;
Iyn kunklushun, tihs bees teh kondensid vershun ov kitteh;
(Ai goez naow; KTHNBAI!!!!
)
*Snert adn run*
gives “goin to teh head” a whole new meening
Grooooooooooooooooooan!
Ware is resta kitthe?
ai wuz tryin tu figger dat owt, too?
testin’ 2 C if mai kitteh Gemini is now my abitar!
YES! but now I gotz to fixxy da pic so eberywons kan C how kyoot she iz.
Iz diz better?
Oen mur tiem. Ai uze difrnt pikky diz tiem.
Karen, tri tu use teh wite dotty lines arownd yoor pic in werdpress to getz teh part ov yoor kitteh pic yoo wantz. Ai cant wayt too sea Gemini.
juz oen mor tiem! (grumble grumble)
pooey – I put in new pikky and eberyfing! I has a sad
but yoo haz a bloo nayme, an yoo haz an avatar! an yoor lolspeek iz berry gud.
dont give up
OKey! fank U – Ai chang the pikky again – make the neu oen smaller. Let’s see…
Sigh!
Wen ai geau tew yoar pro-fyle thingy, ai cee yoar kitty! Him r BEAUTIMOUS(E)!
fank U. She knoz it! hee hee
karen dey all knoz it ifinkso!
noo pix takes tyme for wierd press to digest .wait pliz…..
iz okai,Karen-
u jest keep tryin, member too fix wp da way u want furst, den
uplaod 2 ur ICHC profile- will eben chew ally werk for u-
wii awl went troo it, dont b dis- dis- ummmm unhappi
Hee hee – it’s got my purty girl’s nic pikky der nau. Ai closeded daun an restarteded weirdpress, an nau iz workin!
hey rita
Seriously, does anybody know what kind of cat box that is? We have an automated one that’s a bit loud.
Thanks Lolfanz!
is dat wun ob dose dat u roll it round & de biznezz endz up inna drawer? Aye luk at wun ob dose in de store oncet butt dere waz hardlee anee room fer de kitteh inside itz.
Wii hab wun of those and lubs it. Git teh jumbo siez. is plentee room fer kitteh. Jus roll teh box on its top, roll bak adn emptee teh drawer. no scoopeeng. hoepfullee ur kitteh nawt git stuk in teh drawer liek tis kitteh.
is maed by Omega Paw
tank yew big-gladys, aye cahnt member wat waz naim ob de wun aye luk at butt it wuz seberal yearz ago. Aye will hab 2 chek dem owt agin. Meh girlies doan like the auto-scoopy wunz cauze de noize scarez dem.
well, kitteh can nao takes advantage of teh built-in barf drain ther.
kafleen teh dawn key, dat ewe?!?!
u fink iz poop?? despicable….
Oh mai gawd. I have the same kind of litter box at home! O_O
I has dat box! I do!
i tink we all do!
HOW DOES THAT CAT EVEN FIT IN THERE?!?!