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Cheezburger Network Blog
iz da early burd, right??
Congratshumalashun Hashim, We haz a brayde! Hawo shall we sillybrayte?
da ty booteek i suppose!!
It’s kwiet 2dai – it iz a public holiday in `Merica fur Labor Day.
oh… where r our TTI frenz den?? hmmmm….. weird….
Ai had 2 go shoppin dis mornin, Cuuldood was playin dis mornin an Aydrean, but doan’t fergit moast peepl has 2 werk an a lot uv TTI skoolz startid bakk 2dai, so der won’t be az mennee peelp abowt.
ohh… i also haz 7 days (nawt da movie da Ring, k?) to keep on posting here cauz after that i will be going to skool too…*sigh*
Do u go 2 day skool oar bordin skool?
hmmm…. lets say i didnt understand wat u said, imagine, so could u hmmm…. specify it??
In TTI, der aer 2 main sorts uv skool. Wuns ware u go ebbry mornin an go hoem 2 sleep an eet (day skools)an sum ware u stai at teh skool fur teh hole tiem – sleepin an eetin fer teh hole term – juss goin hoem fur holidaiz (boardin skools).
i fink nun. i go to skool at 7:30 AM and come back at 2:10 , monday to friday….
saturday and sunday are holidays….
Dat’s wat we cawl Day Skool – Ai fink dat iz best – yung peepl hoo go to boardin skool miss der famblee an sumtiems gro up rathur stranj!
Dat’s jus what annipuss iz callin “day skool.” Dat’s just normal skool heer in the US ware yer skool is neer hoem and you live at hoem. Bording is ware yoo r livin awai frum hoem.
oh…*hedwall*
silly meh dat i didnt understand!!
Boarding skool has sum advantages for dem wut can affords it, the quality of the edumacation is often higher an the childers are surrounded by the school environment 24/7 so dey mite as well learn. Depending on hoaw strict the skool is they might learn some disciplin about schedules and studyin .
And it relieves the parents of the burden of raising the child which may be sumtin fer which they are ill suited.
yup but i would prefer day skool cause u iz near ur fambly.
Peeps only spend tiem wif their parents wen dey iz young
and dey dont haz enuf tiem to spend wif their parents wen
they grow up
You are kwite rite but unfortunately sum parents are nawt good at raising kids or have no time fer their kids. In dat case a boarding school can be a good fing. If yer parents spend time wif you, if they actually like you, and don’t mind that you’re around every day then yer one of the lucky ones. You should fank boff yer God and yer parents that yer nawt unwanted.
yup i iz bery lucky dat iz treated kindly by mah parents
i mahself go tew a day skool wiff mah bruvver, Hashim…
iz medium lucky. parentz waz ok, jus not tew happee. butt i
jus hoep dat mai small-hyooman also finks dey iz
luky, goin ta ordinary skool adn livin at hoam. mebbe
dey’ll tell meh wehn dey iz adultz… iz sewn :O
gud luck den Cimbacat!
Sum peepls send der kidlets 2 boardin skool frum age sebben. Ai fink dat is crooltee 2 kidlets unless der iz sum berry gud reezun.
qasim, taht iz grate taht yoo wants to be wif yor fambly an yor fambly wants to hab yoo tehre!
i wuld miss my kids if tehy wented away to bording skool. i lubs having tehm arownd. but now my older boy (hoo iz 19) iz mooved away to go to kollij an sumtimes i misses him, but him iz growd up enuff taht him iz happyer bein independent. but i kant imajin sendin my yunger boy, hoo is 12, away. him wented away to skowt camp for a week an i wuz sad!! 
kant imajin sendin teh littler kids away for munfs on end!! 
hashim, i hoeps we will still seez yoo sumtimes after yor skool starts! we wuld miss yooo if yoo nebber came arownd! {{{hashim}}}
Yah! Wuht lunarmommy sed! Meebbe yoo can haz a class project which wuld inbolbed talking to cheezpeeps???
{{{{{hashim & qasim}}}}}
Ohai PB2K, Haow aer u 2dai?
ob course we will represent u peepz!!
)!!1!
uz so kind and generous and all(so, about da car i wanted
i cant imagine being sent away, dat would be… very painful
i still have 7 days for school to reopen, while Qasim’s school haz opened (yes!! YES!!1!)….
ohai annipuss! I’z bery gud todai! My cownts are reely reely gud, an iffn I cant git rid ov teh sore froat an mouf sores, I mite go hoam 2morry or Wensdai!!!
(unfortunatlee, teh sore froat iz bery bad – on a scale ov 1-10, I finkso mai pain iz abowt an 8 wehn I swallow – onlee hurts wehn I swallow!)
sowwy about ur soar throat… u should sue da doctors for nawt being gud!!
ohai, PB2K! Dat’s most eggsellent news abowt yoor counts. Ai wish yoor sores wud get better, tho.
{{{{PB2K}}}}} Wii be hopin yoo goo home soon!
Keeping fingers, toes and eyes crossed for you PB2K!
I wented to Boardin Skool…Is dat why I ar a bit stranj?
I doan mind bein stranj. I r me, an dats it an all about it
I wented to prep/boarding skool fer two years acause muh folk were afraid I wus having too much fun and nawt enuff study at day skool. In hindsite I fink dey were right. Here in Amurka we calls boarding schools private and the nawt private (free) skools are our publik skools, just the opposite of how it’s dun in TTI. So Tidmum, if yer strange, you’ve got company (you deicde if it’s good company)
Ai fink teh stranj moastlee affekts boiz – gurls iz moar sensibul!
Uh, I’m guessing you an I don’t know de same gurls. OK, I guess dat in highschool years boys do tend to have a higher idle speed
Cumpnee seems gud to me
I wuz a Forces chile, so I wented away to skool. Best fing ebber!! I nawt do so grate akshully in edjumacation,but It setted me up for Teh University ov life.
I gots me a double master from Google University. Anyfing dey worked hard to lern, I kin know in almost know time (unless it’s complic8ed in which case I hafta fake it).
Yep. I fink many of teh TTI peeps ar doin teh last minute stuff b4 goin back to skool an werk an … stuff.
I haf no such ex-qs but haf been doin other stuff on an off awl mornin an jus poppin in wen I gets a spare minute.
Ai iz retyred, so cud plai awl dai iffn Ai wantid – eggsept der iz teh howse 2 keep a bit tidee an noms 2 bye an kukk an nom!
Ratzafratz! ai just eted mai oan wurdz. wuz saing abowt saim az anni, can plai ennytiem but hab tu du a fyew fingz arownd . nd abowt send kidz awai, Mai grand otterz went 3000 milez akros Merka wen dey wur 14. Ai did nawt liek but it wuz a gud skool. Owldur wun left yestday tu Souf Merka fur 6 munfz internship. We haopz she getz rele jawb aftur. Yungur wun strated kolij las weke wair LCB libz. Tuk 12 howrz tu getz dere frum hoam norf ub Bahstun.
An starting to plan fur wehn we awl com to yur haus in 2012!!! We can HARDLEE wayte!!
corncatshoelotions hashim! you haz a nawt sekkund again!
nao i shall offer u drinks an dansins, mebbeh u want som of teh choklit milk?
ob course!! *sip sip sip sip*
fanks kittehcruncheez!!1!
this is TEH awsumness
Too soon!
Wate 4 teh rest uv us
Impayshunt chikee ruinz de surprize party
Take me to your leader
“AN FURDERMORE, IFFEN ELECTED I PWAMISE A CHICKEN IN EBERY POT!! Oh, um, well, er, maybe nawt a chikken per se, but SUMFIN GUD IN EVERY POT!
yeh, yeh, herbert,
talk is cheep
I had axually fergotted to who de quote was to attributed, so dat was Hoobert Heever heh?
Heebert Hoovoo
Herver Hoovert
her hoover, bert, behooved her
Hoo? Bert Heever?
a tragic cleanin accident – the Hoover Hurt Hoobert
a tragic veep candidate -
her beehive hair, hovering horribly, hurts her
LOLOLOLOL!!!1!!elebenty!
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jus wut ai neededz onna mundai dat wer moar tahn teh yooshul pleh.
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troofully, teh cheezland r a wondermus playse. 10q awl fur teh silleh!
Awl part uv teh serbis, Moe!
oooh tell us how yew rilly feelz, gmwgs!!!
we shud awl be inna booty pajint!
Axually jess finking abowt it makes my hair hurt.
Herbert Huevos?
Good one Moe but if this strig goes multi ligual we’re in trubble.
yes! son of Al Bumen and Sal Minella!
Who as it happens wus the oldest son of Al Forno and Mamma Minella (famous for the Mexican Italian fusion eatery Nacho Mama’s)
honoring New Orleans, today they’re serving
Chiquita Goomba
I’m frens wif the cook!, Joey Pot An Pans. I go der an schoff lyk a gavone.
Joey Pots an Pans werked at their previous restaurant, the famous tourist trap “Yo Mamma Leone’s” famous fer such dishes as ‘Manicotti no respect?’ and ‘Capelini de tutti capo’ and ‘Nozze de Figarro’.
I left out the perennial faborite, The Et Tu Brute Caesar Salad
sun of Pol Pot? iz kaen do wifout!
No Pol Pot, granson of Peter Pan.
Brava! A standing ovulation!
dat axually sounz a liddle messy
eggzaklee
Kess nawt start a string of bad yolks OK?
keep on teh sunny side up
an you’ll hold teh quiche to mai hart
take it easy baby, I got basted last nyte an today Ize feelin a bit scramloled
but it shir is fun handing wiff dem hardboiled, Scotch Eggs
“Ise Sawy ossifer” “OK, Om~lettin you off ez dis tyme.”
I wuz at a strip club dat had no cover charge so I enjoyed free~tattahs
Ouch! Ise too old to stretch that far fer a pun, I fink I sprained sumfin.
. . .but furst, kwit ur wining and wipe that smirnoff ur face
After a whyle it gits harder to find yer mouf every time. I’se trine nawt to embareass anyone, I’m walking eggshells as it is.
Next we cood dants the Meringue
Are we dun, pleese let dis be over easy.
we need divine help –
how bout an eggs benedictshun?
I can’t find a pun fer eggs florentine but yur benedictshun wus grate.
these puns are so awful
they should be eggs quarentined . . .
um, I’ll let you have the linement wen I’m dun.
Ai iz be-deviled wif ur egg puns.
Just as yo prolley eggspected, I don’t hab a good eggsplanation, sawy
well all i want fur krissmass is
aperatif
der is prolly a complimentary pun usin Digestiv but I cannawt fink ob it. Jch4K wuz rite, I bow to yer mos eggcellant punniness
hewo! Im happy nowz!
an ur stark raven mad ‘parentlee
hay thanx judson
i luvs it when u take punative action . . .
trine ter keep up is lyk corpoal punisment.
fer yoo or fer the peeps whoo reed teh puns?
(mai brayn iz so borked rite nao that I kant fink ov any gud egg puns – an I has bunches – mai mommakitteh useta raise chicks when she wuz a pullet)
*out ob brefff* mai beek iz borked!!!
It wus so cold lass nite,
How cold wuz it Jonny?
It was so cold I saw a chicken crossing the road wiff a capeon
pah dump bump
Thakyou, fank you, Oh fresh Produce how nice, fanx a lot.
So i wuz reeding mai chicklit this summer:
Gone With the Wing
The Deviled Egg Wares Prada
How Stella Got her Gravy Back . . .
May ai just step in heer fur a minnit to say – bravissimi to bof ov yoo! That reminded mee ov teh grate Haiku-off between Kikahaota an Teho!
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Ai hoep to see Round 2 soon! Taht maed fur reelee FunPun reeding. Ai wish ai cud doo it – but ai CAN admire it gratelee!
Duz dat mean we’re done? I gots a reading of 170 in the thickest part of my thigh. Unlike Pittypat I am no spring chick so I may need more time to tenderize.l
Could we pleeze gets a liddle credit fer passing on the chantz to make s lawtz of innapropriate jokes based on PB2K’s use of the word ‘pullet?’ and for nawt delving into the hens and cocks and chicks territory?
but teh nite is jung.
freud it mite happen yet.
I sed it wuz cold! Does we hasta discuss pshrinkage?
an if insted of ‘mite’ you had used ‘May’ dat wooda covered Rollo May too, a pop pshrink from before now.
noe moar, noe moar, iz crakkin’ up
*rofldot rofldot
diz iz so eggcitin’
U mai fink Iz a liddel eggsentrik.. But tihs haz bin a gud eggsample ov eggsellantz in lolcasting.
eggsactly! dis iz da eggsalent eggsample of gr8 lolcasting!!
and so many eggs everywhere!!
U madid me a nomlette??? Y fanks, did iz sew uneggspektid!!!
hmmm… a nomlette… furst tiem ib hurd it eggsactly…
iz so eggsited to taste it!!
earlychickeh ruind teh surprees for momehchickeh
looks liek earlychickeh will get an chyldhud wif no happee…
hehee… i cracked mah self up!! get it!! cracked da egg!! haha….
Hehehehe – Hashim for eggzackly DIS sort ob commint we need teh votin burgers back.
I wud award yu elebenty hunred an twlv.
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FANKS sawa!!! so many burgers!!1!
*nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom breathe nom nom nom nom nom nom breathe nom nom nom nom nom nom go to washroom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom sleep zzzzzzz wake up nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom* time sure flys when ur eeting cheezburgerz!!
ran outta ingredients
wuz gonna jump out a caek
deelishus commint, thanx, petmuseum!
y thanx u.
Hewoh Mr Heffner. Ise a cute, yung, blond chick, you gotta jawb fer me?
Wut? Whaddya mean wares de white meat?
I lol’d.
I lol’d.. So hard.
i waz so eggsited to get outta da egg but dis isn’t eggsactly wat i thought….
eggsactly.
Nanu Nanu
chikee iz frum Mork??
yesh they needs to flyes adn bees frees
actually would be from Ork
yez, u rite “doh!” aye mek a boo boo
is anyones be heres for me?
hmmm…. yeah…
Whut u meen it not Mom’s berfday today?
Shoot, nao de sprize party’s rooined…
hmmm… surprise bufrday?? which surprise burffday??
Hay cheezefrendz, ah putz 1 pix ob each ob meh gurlies inna “my pics” on meh profile (de nawt second onez dere) iffen u wantz 2 see dem. Butt aye doan qwite hab de hang ob resizin dem wen aye skan so u hab 2 clikke “build” 2 see dem bigger, kay? Iffen u doan den dey jus lil teeny pix.Ummm…..iffen deys nawt showin dat wai letz meh kno pleez? Den aye kno aye did sumfing nawt rite dere. Meh nawt gud wif de teknowlegie.
De stripey wun bogartin de remote is Murphy, she bery pretty but her faice color kinda washed owt in dis photo.
De black wun be Tucker, u cahnt tell in dis photo butt she haz a lil wite unner her chin & awn her belleh.
dese nawt bery gud pix, wen aye haz sum bedder aye will tri agin wif de scannin
dose r gud pixtures!! i liek ur kittehs!!
u cud see dem okai by clikkin “build”? whew! dese pix kinda old, aye takin sum new wunz soon. mebbe aye figgerz owt how 2 size dem by den
hmmm…. nawt da whole size but i could ee dem clearly though!!
i haz many pixkures but nawt a scanner so… *sigh*
i hab sum really gud kitteh pixkshures but dey iz nawt digital…
hi mommy.i iz hungry.i can haz a omelette!
wouldnt dat be cannibalism??
cannibalism, DEW NAWT WANT!!
k…den i can haz chicken cheez burger!
hmmm… still canibalizm!!
ai gess nawt if chikkin eetz a omlit ub quayl awr dukk egg?
hmmm… yeah, dan its fine!!
hmmm, luks liek de eggies cum nawt second 2 meh
ohai, bluesfan, ai see onlee 6 pix on ur profile. no remote hog oar black kitteh. Ai liek teh moose, tho.
o deer, aye dun kno wai u cahnt see dem. Iffen u go 2 meh porfile & clik on de “my pics” button dere shud be 14 pics dere. De furst two are meh girlees but de pix luk reely teeny. wen u clik “build” u shud see dem bigger, tho u cahn see were aye scanned dem dey are nawt centered. Dis be wurkin fer meh 2 luk at dem anyhoo.
Did anywun elze tri 2 luk at dem? Cahn u see dem okai?
Aye haz a sad, aye wanted 2 sho my gurls 2 de cheezepeeps
i saw dem, dey waz bery purty!!
oh hai, me noes noeing u???
Ohai Raven!!
iits nice to talk to u!!
i’m Hashim, 13, from Pakistan and haz 3 kittehs, the main one iz Simba, my
avatar as u can see da kitteh….
so, tell meh about ur self!?
do nawt haz a sad on mai accownt, bluesfan.
ai am shur taht when ai return to cheezland from teh werks ai haev to do IRL, ai will be able to admire ur gurls. ai am shur ai will liek tehm.
sometiemz one of teh tubes in teh series getz clogged (ai see ur problem . . .)
see awl u fine cheezpeeps a liddl later! kthxbai
ohai bluesfan, ai can c dem butt onlee in ur dashboard wear it sayz the latest from… der iz 3 byootious pishurs der ov ur kittehs. maibe tehy show up soon in ur picshoors thingy.
tank u b-g, cahn u tell iz meh furst timee trine 2 dew dis? Ah nawt sure wat de 3rd pic u see iz, onlee de blak kitteh sittin onna bookcaze & de stripey kitteh onna couch wif her hed onna remote iz meh girlz. Anee odders dere aye getz frum odder plaices.
oh teh threed picshure iz teh saem az teh furst (ai meen nawt secund). wun iz ov teh blackie kitteh adn teh obber iz teh won uzing teh remote. sawries 2 teak so loooong 2 git bak 2 u. waz playeeng fetch wif mai kittehs.
it’d be easier to be certain iffen he wus smokin a Marlboro and der wus a cranky lookin hen layin next to hims.
Me noes not how to make walmart smileys…ROLEBACK PRICES!!! EVERYDAY!!
me sad
dese sprawlmart smileys?
iz eazy, roll ur pointy curser ober dem & it shud sho wat 2 type 2 mek dem
hmm?
me noes getting you?
me such teh noob
and also dese
Oh Hai Raven!!! i haz a paig dat will showing u how 2 making deh smileez adn menny uzzer fingz.
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
it haz awl kindz uv hep 4 u. Deh smileez b waaaaaay far down, sew just keep scrolling, u’ll finding dem.
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Welkum 2 Cheezland!!!
Raven, dis wonnerful laydee’s helpie page wil alzo tell u how 2 mek u r name bloo, den we cahn be inbitin u 2 be frends (if u want). Iz bery bery gud wid de help fer de noo cheezepeeps
Tihs iys eggzackly wye chickee kummunikashun geyts skrambolled:
Sumeboddee tolded tihs liddel gui taht teh earlee burd geyts teh wurm;
(Butt becuz hims bees jus borned, hims iys nawt kwite shure wut a wurm iys???)
Ohai cheshirekittehkat!!
itz been a long tiem since iz seen u!!!1!
i can has worm?
…hay, wear’s teh werm? Im urly berd!
burdy in eg iz smrt. Teh kitteh wil get dem!!!!
funny ha ha
i want a worm to my dog woke me up early that caunts…………………………….write
LOL!!!!!
Hay, iz peep show ifink!
Dat’s a cheep joak
dats de bes kind, hee hee
Otay, aye triez diz agin (dis a repeet fer sum peeps, sorree)……iffen anee cheezefrends wud liek 2 see meh gurls Tucker & Murhpy, pleez 2 go to meh profile paige, dey is onna meh dashboard, bee clikkin “view” 2 see dem. Tucker iz de blak kitteh sittin awn de bukcase. U cahnt see it dere but she haz a lil wite unner her chin & awn her belleh. Murhpy is de stripey kitteh bogartin de remote control. Pleez 2 be admirin dem, dey luv dat.
Murphy dat iz, sheesh. Luk wear it sez “de latest from….”
Sumhowz aye getz 2 pics de saim in dere, aye dunno howz. Aye such a goober-hed bout dis stuffz.
hmmmm
hay, dats a gud song, aye cahn namez it inna wun note!
i have a chicken but it atacks me i dont now you people but you seem nixce if you want to vbe my friend e-mail me at ashleycorrado@yahoo.com say your name and i will anwser you back
ROFL.. good one.
“Dude.. Not yet”
Leroy Jenkins moment.
Pa zemi, vienkฤrลกi pa zemi esmu!!!
datz jus wut i wuz finking.
GMTA!!!
Try agen!
Chicken #2: SURPRISE!
Chicken #2: Oh noes ninja kitteh is hunting computah mouse! Back in befor he see!
Chicken #1: SURPRISE!
Chicken #1: Oh noes! A kitteh!!!!11one!!eightytwo11!!
Chicken #2: Dude…too late.