lolcats now individually packaged
lolcats now individually packaged to help preserve lolness
maek sur da saftee seal nawt borkd.
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hey, I CANT BREATHE!!1!
o wait, its nawt ober mah nose, iz it??
ohai! so i gess were teh only nawt sekkunds… corncatshoelotions! sillybrayshuns at teh tybooteek?
ok!! iz in!! lets go!
oh yaes! i share mai cookiez wif u k?
ok!! *nomnomnom…*
i can milk wiff dem cookies too?
here be teh fresh choklit milk!
I can has choclit milk?
Congashuslashuns foar tha tie foar nawt-sekkund, iz a stunnin purrformance.
I be eetin mai Doritoez, can i getz youz anyfin?
Kthxbai
yes u can! um…. i can has some salsa? plees?
kthx
Ohai aydrean!! i can haz sum cheez flavr doritos too???
Ov corse!
I be qwite surprized yew finishd tha wunz I gave yew yesterday
An for Kittehcruncheez Ai just happend tew a big bowl ov salsa rite heer!!1!
Here yew go *Hands ova*
But what abowt danses?
Pershunali, Ai be in a chill-out mood, but yew guyz are tha nawt-sekkunds, so IAi gess iz up tew yew!
hmmm… i guess i’ll *nomnomnom* skip da dansies to kittehcruncheez
*nomnomnom* cauz i dun feel liek *nomnomnom* dansing today…
*luks at packet*
finished already!!1! *sigh*
packaged lolcats on speshul today – 3 fur teh price of free!! Assorted coulors an sizes.
WANT WANT WANT!!…….
Yeh. Kittoonz shud NEVUR bii in plastikz. NEVUR.
its only a joke get over it!!!……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………just kidding i want to be your friend and you are write they should never be in plastic they could sufficate
Ai haz kittehnz at hoam dat haz a problim wif dat – dey luv 2 plai in teh plastic baggiez. Ai no laiks, but dey keepz gettin teh bagz. Teh bagz nao kept awtsaid.
i orders one plees!
would u liek complimetry cheez wiff dat??
yes! lolcats always go better wif cheese… espeshully cheezburgers
not to eat, ofkowrs
teh cheese iz to amuse teh lolcat!
ya ob course!!
or if da kitteh wants, she could nom da cheez!!
iz u sure its a she?
hmmm… then he??
wut abowt ‘eet’…
or shud we just call eet ‘teh lolcat’?
i lieks teh lolcat, itz moar dramatic!!
dramatic cat is dramatic
we need sum dramatic music fur dramamtic cat!!
hmmm… wat could it be…
A song from da 80’s
Banjo’s
Cyoot music
D….
Disco
Elektrc Sliiiiiiide …
Fandandandandandango
G …
Gumboot Dans (I fink dis is African?)
Haka (Kama te, kama te, Kia Ora, Kia Ora ..)
Improv (kittehs be berry berry gud at dis wun, aifinkso)
J …
Gud time muzik wif de Bo Diddly beat (luv dat song)
Hymns praizin ceiling cat
International song faborites
Jump & jive
K….
Go, stop, roll dansdansdans
High tech music
Indian classics
J…
Jinglee belz
Kariokee
Lub songz
M…
Morockan musick
Nighttiem lullabyez
Old fashyund musick
Poppylar musick
Q…
Quiet moosik fer napps
Rock-n-roll
Savatage
Tavern drinking songs
U…
Ur garaj band
Verri sloe moosic 4 sloe dansdansdans
Watry moosic (acwariyum frum Carnivul uv teh Animels)
Xylofone (fawsilz frum Carnivul uv teh Animels)
Yellin frum teh emo/punk/goth moosics
Zee best uv teh classicul moosics!
…Dat awl?
Dans moosick
Ebbery kind of moosick
Floote music
German umpa-umpa music
H…
Hooten n Hollerin Fidlol moosik
Indie garage rock
Jazz (Miles Davis)
Kalypso mon
huh? wheres everyone today? O_O
they be goin to stors… orderin packijd lolcats
dos packijd lolcats use artifishul preservatuffs too?
nope, i fink az soon az dey r sold, dey pounce outta box and into da fridge,
nomming da fud!!
no wonders i had trubble finding teh fud just den… teh lolcat nommd it!
atleest teh lolcat haz a happeh nao
uz lucky ur lolcat left u sum fud!! it would hab nommed all of it!!
i haz mai secret stash of cookiez… o snap teh lolcat nommd eet!
hmmm… i’ll gib u sum of mah cookies!! *opens fridge*
dang, da lolcat nommed mine too!! *sigh*
cookie-nomming-lolcat on teh loose!
all goggies beware!!
teh lolcat iz on da loose..
BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *cough cough!*
Nope.
Teh fur keeps tem fresh an warm as long as tey wants.
oh whew! artifishul preserfastuffs maek lolcats not natural…
we prefers organic, free range, all natural cats cats
Me finks Hashim n kittecrxzc iz stked on dah com-pooter … ai haz uder stuff tew do.
*noms teh cromble laf-uvers, missede teh party
nawt akshullee sticked but spends free tiem here!!
nawt reelly.. tis caus i haz nuthin else to do
aw. you can no has no happee… heer, i givs u milk an cookiez k?
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
Ai haz happy!!1!
Ooops!! Sorry I is layt – was watchin teh noos about N’Orleens an Gustav. Conga rats on yor nawt sekund tye wif Kittehcruncheez, Hashim!!
Ohai Sawa!! i didnt mean eberuone to cum and congra rat meh but i meant it waz being a bit lonely here so….
O NOE, HOW CAN U ALLOW TEH POOR KITTEH TO PLAY WITH SUCH A DANGEROUS TOY aargh waffle rant rave froth grrrr
Trolitty, troll, troll
*whew* i thought u became one uf dem but dat could neva happen!!
NEVVAH! def 2 all trollyness!!!!
maybe, we could maek an anti troll army, dontcha fink??
we could naem it too!!
hmmm…
Armee ov teh 12 Trolls (Monkees?)
Bop teh trolls an makem crai!
C…
Cry troll cry!!
Death frum above!
Eat poysin!!
F…
Foar tha shire!!1!
GTFO TROLLZ!!1!
Haithar, I upgraded ur Anti-Trollz
I…
Ignite da inpure!
Javellin(a bit blunt) throwing on trolls
Kamikaze
L…
Laff inna de faice ob trollz
Maik dem run liek sissy-gurls
Neber surrender our cheezinezz!
O….
Obliterate dem!!1!
Pester, and some more pester
Quilt snatching lolcats
Raid dem in da toilets!
Spank dem
T…
Tred on dere toesies
Unite alla cheezefrends 2 defend cheezeland
Veree pointy endz in dere trollie armz & legz
W…..
War! (on teh trollyness)
X-terminate all trollyness
Yank outz teh trollz spleen an showz it 2 dem!
Zap em, sock em an bop em!!!!!
Tah-Dah!!!
*clappity clappity*
Not dat aye iz a troll butt aye dew hatez it wen sumone showz meh mai oan spleen!
wil serv dem trolleys rite!
But ai laiks teh Monkees! Sur, peeplolz sei dey monkee awownd, but deyr 2 bizziii singin 2 putin ennybudy daon. (Ai laiks Monkees lawtz.)
I ar a wholemeal loaf.
Wif added snorgles … to meet yor Miniminiminimum Rekommendd Dayly Allowanc.
hmmm… i fink itz a fwesh cawwot cake fwom teh cheezland bakery, it eben haz teh stripeys ob white icing sugar!
Hehehehe!! Pawsibbly so … I wuz finkin uv teh ‘tiger bread’ I buy here in TTI!! Has stripey cuts acrows teh tawp!! But on sekund forts I fink yu may be rite abowt dis kitteh bein mor cake tan bread … him is jus too sweet to NAWT be cake, Africat!!
(BTW – I lykd whut yu put teh uvver day abowt findin a howse wif wooden flors and many kittehs an writin teh books. Sownds lyk we hav teh same sort uv dreems … Hope dey awll come troo!!)
Fankee sawa! an may ur dreems come troo 2!!
kat-
One Hell of a nice animal, frequently mistaken for a meatloaf.
… fank u miser Kliban…..
momcat
Ohai momcat, hopez u r havvin a bettur day 2-day?
Howz r u?
Ohai momcat!!
did ur hubbeh get a new job or sumfin?? iz u feelin better naow??
oh hai awl…..
I hab nawt fergotted u….. awl ur nic fouts be makin meiz feel bedda….. wishes I cud do da same fur spoose (kebben).
Iz been reacherchin bout mploye lawz regardin probation n stuffz…. tryin ta findsz owt sumfin ta helpz da spoose….. sinc when didz hooman resoucez becomez sos secrative? I no canz eben tawlk to dem bout nuffin (I R nawt employee, therefour I R nawt….accordin to dem) Spoose can noes eben ask fur himz employeez file…. hasta go fru chain ub comand…… weirdz….. Iz awlso spenden lotsa tyme tryn ta findz him a joob in Pootland IT afor da 20th….
I fink awl yur gud fouts got to basement cat brudder….. himz finnali tellz kebben “oh, yeah…. I stil haz ur kayak- u wantz it?” shesh! whi do peeps lie? kayak safly home naow… da kitteh fambli iz muchez happer!
still figthn da 10 zillion figts I wuz las weak….. but nawt sos despondant bout it naow…. Kebben iz still beri down, beri wuried, wuries bout no monies fur da fambli ta lib on. I iz figgurin ifinz it happenz, it happenz no uses wurin bout it… onli gud fing bout wurien iz dat u loses da weight!
janet- iz habben trubl wif yahoo- ses I hab a count but wont tellz me whutz da nam awn it! I fink I iz awn da groop, but no iz sure….
you cud writ meiz at havekids2@hotmail.com n let meiz no ifinz I belong….
sos- lif still da pitz, but I iz abli ta beez moar hapez! Sees! gotz mai lol bak!
n goted kayak bak, n da wuffaloz wun der beeg game! kinda nice ta lukz at da tv n noes dat sumware in da sea ub white shirtz iz mai gascat playin himz heart owt!
Iz goin ta bed- shesh! iz almos 4amz! Id bedda goes ta bed ifinz I wanna beez awak fur goin to da state fair tamara!
momcat
((((momcat)))) Aye kno iz hard wen u doan feelz liek it butt u needz 2 eet, bodie needz fuel so hab funz at de state fair & haz menny foodstand productz liek cheezeburgers, fried doh, caramel applez. Hmmm dem prolly doan reely countz as “food” butt taste yummy anyhoo! Pleez 2 taek care of urself? kaihabfunbai!
i hope fings get better fur u soon {{{{{momcat and hubbeh, Kebben}}}}}
good thoughts headed ur way!!
{{{{momcat an familee}}}} prayerz continue fur u!!!
hi momcat!! hoep fings get bettr for yoo an yor fambly!! helps wen yoo kan start to fink abowt wut to do an take akshuns sted ob just feelin helpless. a way will open up for yoo, still in fots an prayrz!
Yay, Momcat, so glad to heer that the upswing haz begun! Fings will get bedderer and bedderer, yu will see, Yu haz teh ingenooitiez nd stickwifitness to mayke it froo teh hard timez. {{{{{momcat&Kebben}}}}}
Iz diz reely de bes raynecote u cud findz fer me? Sillee hooman haz nao senze ob stile!
Iz better dan gettin wet tho.
Aye nawt wearz dis inna millyon yearz. U walk behin meh holden de umbrelly ober meh hed, kai hooman?
Hao bowt ai payntz it wif teh dukkyz adn teh kittehs adn teh mausiz adn stuffz?
ohai evry1!
ai has uploaded sum more picshurs of poppeh (my new bebbeh kitteh) for you all!
hooway!
awwwww, wat a preshus bebe! Cauute!!!
Yus indeedee, ur poppeh iz a cyutee!! schmooz 2 hur!
ur poppeh kitteh iz full of teh kyoot!!1!
iz soo byootimus!!
What a cute bebbeh kitteh
herz are so full of fuzziness and cuteness
reminds of mah kitteh when herz was a baby
fanks fur sharing the pics!
does lolcat stay fresh as long as twinkeh? nomnomnom
New convenient individual servings replaces the bukkit
Really dangerous and not funny; plastic bags and any animal
Woo Hoo! Iz a PB2K-frenlee approved kitteh! I can bisit wif individualee wrapped lolcats dat aren’t mien – mai dr. tinycats sed so!!
Ohai PB2K….Yay!! Ai has a glad fur u! it iz gud tu see u heer.
Ohai PB2K!!
i hope ur operashun went well and dat ur feeling better naow!! welcum bak!!
hi pb2k, how are yoo!! aftur teh transplant yoo haz to be kareful abowt teh jurms, so teh hermiticaloly seeld lolcat iz just wut yoo needz!
eggsactlee! I haz a happi – I can nao bisit wif odder kittehs. I’z also gonna haf to bisit kiddies in teh same way…I doant finkso dat mommas ar gonna be too happi abowt dat.
Everyfing iz going well, the transplant was wildlee successful based on today’s cownts, an hopefully I can haz discharge from horspital tomorrow or Wed.! Yee Ha!! Iffn my foat wuld kwit hurting, eberyfing wuld be peechy todai.
that’s graet! sownds liek teh noo bone marrow iz marrowin reel gud for yoo!!
hoep teh sore froat goez away soon!
Kitteh wuz tolded: “Freshniss countez!!!”……soe her tuuk iyt sereeuuslee adn crawlded iyntuu teh plastik bagg;
(BTW: wenebber Ai goez shaupping adn bringez hoem stuf inna plastik bagg, az suune az Ai unpak teh bagg, owr Russhin Bloo kitteh crawlez innit and hidez;
Ai doan fink yuu hasta bees wurried bowt kittehs suffohkayting, becuz tehms alwaise findez tehir waiy aowt, oar uuse tehir poyntee eyndes tuu claw thru teh bagg; Ai fink weez shuud gibb kittehs enuff kredit tuu beeyng abul tuu fitez tehir waiy aowtta enny bagg!!! Jes saying……!! )
plus teh kitteh’s mommeh or daddeh iz riet tehre takin teh pikshure an kan reskyoo tehm if tehy gets in trubble
Yesh, rlly troo!!!!!!! Trolls kan restes naow!!!
hey ppl i rlly wan 2 no hoa u change da pic in da pictr scwar.can u tell mi?
luk for a commint by cweenmj, clik on herz bloo name, an reed teh howtooz on herz ichc akkownt. basikly yoo gets a wurdpress akkownt an uplodes teh picshur tehre, but cweenmj tellz yoo all teh detayls! also yoo kan make yor name bloo an hab frends!!
o noe!!! itz legless lolcat!! :O
it awayz scares me when i see kittahs in baggies don wan dems to b suffokatin
“…To help preserve lolness”
And relieve loneliness. {{{major hugz 4 ornj kittehs!}}}
Never , EVER, let your animals near plastic bags, even if you think they look cute in one. It’s just too dangerous.
I KNOWZ, they could chewz on it and it mite makez zem choke or even worz thez might SUFICATZ. there are lots of resonz you should keep your animalz awy from plastick bagz, those cursed divises
enay waze, iz have the sycoest cat to bad i dont haz a digitalz camra )=
he does a lotz of funny stuff.
Puttingz kittehz in plastikz, or lettingz them play with plastikz, is probably a risky idea even for cute lolcat pix.
LOL dis iz my cat. I did not put hur in da bag. Dat wud be sillyz. I wuz azemblin sumthinz an found hur dere. =)