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Grats on nawt sukund D.R.
T’ankey.
copy cat
teh win.
let me try…
‘troublemaker kitteh…scans n copies hims butt’
der.
The Kitster… The Kittehmeister… in the copy room… makin copies…..
Hi res wit extra point enz….shall we drink and dans, DR?
Yay
We can has froot punsh an a hoppity-skippity danse
owwy
I posted before 10 comments!
*shot*
That hurt.
‘ EBENING, D. R..
caps lok kii awf nao
ohai oobark – hoaw yu feel tudai? ai saw on “wai you mad” yesterdai dat yu had a sad…want yu tew be feelin bedder!!
‘wai you mad?’
dats nawt answer…………. is tewdai beddar fur yew OOObark?
btw, oobark, ai tink ai liek da acronims ob yer naem moer den da full naem. try it. oobark. oobark. tis phunnee!
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awn unrilaytid noet, gess whu bin playin da wii sportses awl dai? (hint: her username is a combination of a delicous heavenly treat and a videogame heroine)
*uhhh….CaramelZelda?*
mmmm…ToffeePeach?
waitwait…IceCreamLaraCroft?
PARFAITSONIC!!!
omg!!
my fabrits!
No? Wutt?
/runs
RicePuddingRayne???
CookieDough Mario!
oh heroine, nemme mind
Cookie dough Maria?
*pssst*
“why you mad” wuz the capshun of the lolpicture where teh comment wuz. dat’s nawt oobark’s answer.
fang queue, Phillipe.
ai noes, but wuz wundrin how yew were doin tewdai iz awl…….. nebbermind
ohai, jamamakitty! Ai saw donkeh’s beyootemous braceylet. doo yoo sell tehm?
ohai LK! ai lubs tew haz speshul rekwests fur jooolry………. der are more pikshurs on cheezfrens files……fink ai named teh folder jewelry making or something like dat. if yew has sumfin in mind yew can either leve me message on mai profyle or email tew me to mai yahoo address -
LK, ai sended yew emeow tew yer yahoo email
teh wurld may nebbur noe.
*envision owl biting a tootsie roll pop…..*
/yesh, i r a stoopy
Mr. Owl….
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
i cn haz b in top 10? yayz!
i wuz 7th yayz //w^
Eben being inteh top ten oz offen a triumph!
HP Lazerjet! DO NOT WANT!!!
(I had 2 mani problems wid those type printers…)
u need to get wun of dose old LJ3s from the 90s . . . that was when HP made printers u could hit a few times w/ a baseball bat & still expect to work!
Ai haz a Cuhler LazerJet 1600…iz teh bestest printer ever!!1! It prints fotoz dat looks liek…fotos.
But, sawry…it dozent do catscans!!11!!
it’s the new gold standard.
stend!! yoo hasta gets a bloo name so all yor groopies can haz frends wif yoo!! yor commints are alwayz funny
Yah, stend, and so we can leave lubby wubby comments on your page!
and hugs!
and shnorgulls!
U noe u lub it!
*disingenuous grin*
cats-can sleepz weareber dey wantz!
Gud one! And at mai howse tehy dew just thet.
cats-cant yoose da can openur, which iz wai dey hab hoomin slayves.
Oh Hais every1s!
Meh. Da ink is jammed wit kitteh fur!
yah. teh onlee wai dat cud b wurse wud b iffin der wuz a cheezbrger stuft inda printurr.
…waitadurnminnut…O_O
Kin ai get a sekond uppinyun on thet cat scan plz? I thin teh kitteh iz jus going along fur teh ride.
In mah purrfesional opinun……kitte be lyon down on job
needs M.R.I. meercat reticulatin interrigation. that wud help (is newer-wilder generation technology
get sekond opynion – maek shur kitteh is nawt a cheetah.
ai lubs dat ‘mandakat! when yoo sat it owtlowd, ‘meercat reticul8in interregation” it sownds liak a meercat luks ! beri funneh !
Pinkee, pinkee toe padz!!!!
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u noo sumwun had 2 say it!
ai kno! cats in general r so priiitteeeee, nwt eebin konsidderin caterflies!
ohai peepls! ai jus lubs 2 commint, hoa bowt u?
Taht lukz lyk a nise waum spaht!
i scan has cheezburger?
Lulz!
Ba-dum-bump-bump, swish
*Snerk adn run*
CatScan easy. Now for the barium milkshake.
An git that blig black goggie in here, I wants a lab report.
so phunny!-elebenty burgerz fur u, judson!
I hazalready photcopied all ob muh private bits so naow I gonna scan my tackle!
dat way I kin use de image on muh Chrifmuff cards.
doan fergit de lil santy hat fer ur tackle
I awreddy has a wreef aroun it and the red and green painted bawls.
awwww festive!
I werkeded wiff a guy name of Omelan, eveybuddy called himz Om. He wus complainin about Chrifmuff cards an how finding non-sectarian, PC cards wuz hard. I tole him to put on a Santa hat and sit on de stove and have a picture took, den affix it to a card wiff de caption ‘Om, Om, on de range’ or ‘I’ll be Om for the Holidaze’ or git nekkid cept fer santa hat, scarf, & boots an go out to the woods and have sumbody take a few shots of you running frew de trees and send out the least embareassing one wiff the caption ‘Dashin frew de snow’
He wussed owt an bought cards.
rnt it aggurvatin, tryin too find a non-religious card for a religious holiday?
*snurts and runs*
Ov corse, teh problim iz – it iz nawt reelee a religious holiday! Oar awnlee half. Havl religous, half pagan, an half . . .teh Santa Claws part!
wut part uf teh kitteh is teh tackle?
the parts under the cigar burn.
wooot wooot woooot!!!!
aye jus reech a milestonie & haz meh 100th frend!!! Dis meks me dew happi danses! Such nize frendly cheezepeeps hear!
Woo woo cha cha cha!
Shaik de talefedders!
Dans dans dans!
YAYE! WHOO HOO! con grat shoe laces bluesfan! ai am happee tu be wun uf dem!
dancee drinkee put yer paws in teh air and wave ‘em liek u jus doan care!
tank yew mkultra & alla cheezepeeps!
Paws in de air, waise de woof!
Hey Bluesfan, how does sumbyddy from the “Live Free er Die” state know about tackle a slang werd frum TTI? We luvs New Hamster by de way, der is sum really gud campin and hiking in de White Mountains and real good skiing wiff fewer New Yorkers den in Vermont and the cheap likker is a constant plus.
yes iz bery beyewtiful buttz aye admitz de winterz gettin reely lawng, naowt sew much fun az wen aye wuz yunger. Naow ol creeky bonez nawt liken de cold sew much.
Aye dunno howz aye know de slang woid “tackle” butt aye readz a reely lot,almozt anyting, alla genres, sew mebbe aye red it sumwear.
oar mebbe wuz jus a gud guezz
I noes dis souns stoopy but I noes wut to do when peeps ask to be my fren, but I don’t know how to ask dem if I kin be dere frenz. I didn’t see it on Cweenmj’s blog an dats the onliest referents I gawt. Dis may be a gud ting, it means nobody is declining my invites.
de peep haz to hab de bloo namee, clik on it an u goe to dere profile. Dere u seez a brownie buttun dat sez “add as a frend”. wen u clik onnit itz sendz dem a inbite 2 bee ur frend. How cud aneewun declien a inbite frum sumwun wif a wreef round der tackle?
GMTA bluesfan
De ex wyfe saw nuffin amuzing abowt the wreef or the festive holidaze bawls.a
prolly best tehn taht shez an ex aifinkso dontchu?
well yes an no, she got the red one inna divorce.
if she saw nuffin amazeeng bout teh wreef oar teh holidaze bawlz whi did she taek teh red one? Sownds payneful.
pee esss: ai saw yer frend reekwest adn konfurmed u. iz gud 2 hab frends.
It wuz just to be mean. You shulda seen de removal of muh wallet by way of muh spleen. All of dat anger and it wus because she expected me to grow up. Go Figgur. Oh an fanks fer bean muh fren. Ware is PNW? Itz nawt lyke I’m drawping bye, I yam simply innerested.
PNW iz abreev… ai breathe… short wai 2 sai paceefic northwest. ai am in Portland – hoem ov teh best microbrews aniwhear. maibe i buy u wun iffen u do drawp buy.
whi iz it ai wunner taht peepz need 2 be mean in a deevorce? guess tehy iz hurteeng so wants 2 hurt bak.
ai donut wanna grow up. iz gud ting becaws ai donut tink mai hubbeh will eber grwo up eiver.
Dere waz a grate song onna dis subjek by The Fools, called I won’t grow up.
I luved dat band!
oar fur taht matter ai donut wanna werk; jus wanna bang on mai drum awl dai.
speeking ov witch, ai haev 2 do taht werk ting in teh am so am sayeeing nite eberywon. was niec tawlkeeng wif eberywun.
I luvs Portland! We only hadda week so we hadda race around the state to take in the high points like Cape Foul Weather, Tillamook, Crater Lake, damn I caint remember them all, that big college town just south of Portland, the fabulous river and the scenic drive above it. We never got to Eastern Oregon so we missed that entire ecosystem but we’ll be back sumday. Good wine too now that I recall, we visited three or four good size wineries and tased sum very nice red wines.
is nawt a stoopi queshon.
jus clickee on ter bluu adn wehn u git 2 theri page, clickee on teh add as fren button jus unner wher it saiz were tehy frum. U can tri it on mien if u liek. I wuld liek to be ur frend.
Is it OK if I test on you, if you wodden mynd bean muh frend dat is? I won’t ebber ask you fer bail muney (beer muney meybe)
beer muney ai can do but onlee if its gud beer liek
zee wuns frum Oreegone
yeast fermented beer
xtra special bitter
widmer bros beer
v…
y nawt go bakwards onz in wile
Very small batch micro brews
Unfiltered Weiss bier
Tripple X Belgian
S
Stout, imperial
Rauch beer (german lager made wiff smoked barley)
Quick beer (wut you have after werk before going home)
P
polygamy porter frum wasatch
oatmeal stout
nawt anyfing in a can
m…
Munchner Octoberfest
Lunchbucket porter (or any Lager nawt Amurkin)
Kolsh
J
Jenny cream ale (inna can) first beer I ever tried.
India Pale Ale or Imperial stout
Hallertauer hops
G
ai got firsty adn had 2 go git a beer.
golden shower – yup therez a beer wif dat naem
firkin ale as in teh fox adn teh firkin
esb frum red hook
discombobulator ale
c…
golden shower? OK, why nawt. I wuz making a porter a few yeers ago an I tole muh wyfe she could choose de flavoring. I sed you kin add cawfee beans, or dark chonklit, or juniper berries, or cinnamon, or ginger or whateber youd lyke , She say ‘OK dat sounz good’ I say wut? she say all ob de above. We bottled it up and a munf later we made up labels an called it ‘Goat Scroat Porter’ and it wuzznt too bad. A liddle muddy wif awl the conflicting tastes but drinkable and filling.
ai shure dinna taest it. major pleh sownding naem if u aks me. had a glass wunce ov soem beer wif *whispers* kaneebus in it. Waz veeeeri innuresteeng.
mikkeller Beer Geek Breakfast Pooh Coffee –teh cawfee aded 2 teh beer is pooped owt buy a civet
aLimoney ale
knucklehead, old
j….
Mennee kindz
Lienenkuegelz
kold beer
j…
German Schwartzbeir
Fruit beers (pleh)
English Ales!
D…
Dortmunder
Craft brewed
Burton On Trent Ale
Anchor Steam beer
I may have had an unfair advantage here. I have been brewing muh own beer fer about 15 years and I know lots of different styles an recipes.
yep. had teh brain gerz spinneeng 2 keep up. aive tasted lots. speshually at teh brewfests in teh summer, but waz haevin 2 tink hard to coem up wif naems. wahts ur favorit? I liek teh frootee onez in teh summer, but ovverwise drink IPAs (Bridgeport) oar teh Belgian Ales.
Dats like askin wuts muh favorite food, INO, cain’t narrow it down. I usually like a dark beer, dats mostly wut we brew but you know dat a pilsner is just right after mowing the lawn and Boddingtons or Bass go great with a darts match v
Klik on da blu name uv da persun u wunt az ur fren. Dis will take u tu der profile. Ifz dey r not awlreddy ur fren, der shud be a button sayin ‘Add az Fren’. Press da button, n itz sendz fren request.
Woo hoo! Lotsa great minds tink alike!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1918622
Mine is funnier.
in teh tiem between commints, ai has maed liek 7 lolz…i ties 2 maek moar nd moar till wun will grayse da hoempaeg. lalalalalalala
fame….glorie…..sumdai….
I fink yer alreddy famoust, it’s just dat nobody knows it.
eggsacklee! i’z sew faymiss, i gits mobbed bi invisdable fans! i LUVS et!
do dey frow you invisibol munies?
aye wish sumwun wud frow meh sum bisible munies
no disrespect but do it werk on kwantitty or kwality? I had about 7 lolz but I honestly fink only two are homepage material.
aye nawt sure, is moztly luck ifinkso. wen u meks dem de goez 2 votin, if enuff peeps seez & votes fer dem, hay, presto! fame & glorie!
Step one: collect underpants
Step two: ?
Step three: fame and glory, and money
ai tinks bowt 70% ob mah lolz wud b gud awn hoempaeg, oh well. bai makin moar lolz ai n-crees mah chansis. moar sampl spaec, u kno? an ai kin yooshually maek liek 2 inna dai.
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and now *EPIC SIGH* time to either do homework or let a younger sibling have the ‘pyooter.
I has a quick OHAI CHEEZPEEPS!!!
I drove from Tulsa, OK to Little Rock, AR last night… and then drove to Nashville today… I’m staying the night in Nashville. I could have pushed to drive to Knoxville tonight but I’m finding that it’s MUUUUCH easier to drive that giant truck in the daytime and … well, quite frankly, it’s hard work. The truck is a big ole cranky thing, and the transmission seems to keep getting crankier… I’m going to tell them about it when I return it if it seems better tomorrow (was it maybe just too hot?) It seems to like to over-tach rather than upshift… and when I brake it downshifts too early and over-tachs again. Ugh.
I’m managing to coax this big ole truck into crazy gas mileage… I’m getting… EIGHT MILES PER GALLON!!! Isn’t that teh FABULOUS??
I’m staying at a LaQuinta Inn (which is very pet-friendly!!) most of the people here are evacuees from Louisiana. Kismet and Serenity are upstairs in our hotel room… KB and I are in the lobby using teh intarwebz. KB is loving on anyone who comes nearby (though he’s eyeing everyone’s dogs suspiciously).
I’m gonna get to Knoxville tomorrow… and movers come to help me on Wednesday.
Have a good night, CheezPeeps!
I’ll update y’all when I have another chance!
hab a gud nite elfinugget, bee saef & dribe carefullie pleez!
My huzbin is like… why it taek u so long?!?!
I said… um… a) gotta refuel this thing more often (and it takes WAY longer to fill the tank!) … b) Gotta stop often and rest more…. c) instead of driving 80 mph in a 70-mph zone… I’m actually driving only 60-65.
so yeah.
crazy.
W00t!!! W00t!! 8 mpg iz gud fer big ole truck!!! i noez driving deh moterhome iz beeing hard werk…truck must b, tuu….. u taking it eezee and getting dere safe …….. wii wantz ower Elfi in wun peece!! {{{elfi}}}
yesh bees safes adn watches out fro teh cwazys on teh rud
Fankooz, tazdevil! I bin prowdlee trukkin’ along with the semis. for about 100 miles I tagged along with one particular semi… I’d let him in, he’d let me in… it was cool.
I let the semis in and thank them for letting me in (if they headlight-flash me) I think the Uhaul truck with the trailer just screams “NEWBIE!!!” on it, especially when I’m like three semi-lengths in front and still checking my mirrors. They blink me in, I’m like … Oh thank you!!!! 
*blinks running lights in response* 
ayte galluns to teh mile!!! wow!!
(lol, i kno wut yoo sed, i’z just makin a funny
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drive saef, gud luk wif teh transmishun, an finkin ob teh happees wen yoo’z at yor noo hoem wif hubby!!
it sounds even worse if you translate it to kilometers per litre (for all you crazy TTI-ers and Aussies and suchlike…) 8 mpg = 3.4 kpl…
mileage r us
thats a thirsty truck u got there!!
plz to drive safe adn be safe and keep ur pets safe and da car safe and…..
its gud to hear that ur going well, except fur da truck thingy, da control….
O Doktur Tineecat?
Kan you look at da razults uv dis Cat Scan?
tank gudnezz Dr. Tinycat iz awn de job!
O deer, iz bak 2 wurk tamara (pleh!) sew aye mus sai goo nite 2 all cheezepeeps. Aye wish u all sweetie dreamz & menne lols
“and when i get scanned, i’ll spread mah virus in da pyooter and spread da hairballs and…..”
wen i open up my computer to dust it owt (haz to do dis offen cawze haz lotsa dust heer in arid zona) iz always big handfuls ob kitteh floof in tehre too. so taht splains why teh fan iz runnin so much.
hope simba’s makin a gud recobery!
nope…. we haz to taek him to da vet… himz wound isnt healing
i hope we wont have to take him to da vet, just talk to da vet on phone…
fanks fur askin!!
There used to be a website dedicated to cat scans…it was amazing.
we haz skan ob owr kitteh tora’s (hoo haz goned ober teh brij 2 yeers ago) hart. him hadded hart mummer, himz hart wuznt shayped teh riet way. (not shur it wuz pleh hart taht sended him ober teh brij, fink it wuz owtside akksident
but skary owtside fing might hab made himz hart fayl). so we not haz him anymore, but haz pikshur ob himz hart wich wuz shaped rong but still sweet.
oh, nice cat ! i like it
Kitteh ar iyn yuur awfiss, skannyng adn koppying awl yuur purrsonal fiyols;
(Oanlies waiy tuu gardez agains tihs pryvacee thret iys tuu prohkure a antee-kitteh-virus prohtektive serviss: Buyez at wunce elebentey cheezburgers, adn kitteh wil bees iymmeediatelee disabuled!!!!!)
Finalee! Ones of mai LOLs mades it to teh front paig!
Ah nutz. Ur catscan pic bested mai catscan pic to teh frunt paige.
Minez still bettr tho IMHO!
See –> http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1523356
not just any pet scan….
teh title should be COPYCAT =)