Comments on: wai you mad?

By: dIANNA

dIANNA — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 22:05:40 +0000

JAKE A LARGE MAIN COON CAT, OWNS MY BED. I HAVE A QUEEN SIZE BED AND SLEEP ON ABOUT 4 INCHES FROM THE LEFT SIDE. HE OWNS ME. AND I LOVE HIM. BUT HE IS A BRAT AND VERY PICKY IN HIS EATING.

By: Winnie Wonka

Winnie Wonka — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 05:56:12 +0000

owlee, joo noes i lubs u. u bein heer gibs me teh happy.

By: Winnie Wonka

Winnie Wonka — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 05:53:42 +0000

is relly sekund, or forf – I hads 2 unner mai old name. but iz fun! maybe a sillee happee but ai luvs it!

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 04:17:12 +0000

Hay! Whoo uze de lazt roll & dint rite onna de shoppin lizt!?

By: judson

judson — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 02:36:49 +0000

I treats muh mind lyke I treets muh car, I give it fuel, I give it rest but I only washed it once. Neever one seems to work any better when cleen.

By: big-gladys

big-gladys — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 02:36:17 +0000

taht soundz so priteee. ai lubs teh vines. speshully teh jasmine cuz it smellz so gud. ai haev soem passion vine taht will snatch small kidlets iff tehy getz 2 close. groes liek crazeee. i shuld post teh linkee 2 mai blog tehn u culd c teh mess ov teh front of our haus wehn we ripped ebberyting owt, but dat wood mean taht ai wood haev 2 taek pictshoors ov hao it luks nao.
*fingers crossed* 4 u getting teh pavers in.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 02:14:55 +0000

Maybee she’ll fynd awt tath she laikes it! An will let yoo doo it frum nao awn! Cud happen!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 02:13:02 +0000

Hmmmm. . .ai think awlmoast ebreebuddee heer haz a slightlee warped scents vo hyoomor.
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An . . kleen?? We can get prettee bawdee heer at taims – but NEBBER wif teh “ick ” factor – oar purrrsonal. Ai maiself hav bin akewsed ov having a “durtee” mind! LOl!!! An hoo duzzn’t???

By: judson

judson — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 02:08:02 +0000

I makez stuff outta wood, toys mostly but some furniture and balck walnut is wonderful wood fer workin, very strong but light an purty straight gran itz ver nyce to work wiffe. I unnerstand itz slightly toxic but INO if dats the sawdust or the wood or the leaves. I know dat the nutz are wunnerful iffen yo donut mind yer hands bein stained fer seberal daze.

By: judson

judson — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 02:03:35 +0000

Dat wua it exzact. I nebber actually signed owtta werdpress but I did shut down and I fergotted to sign back in.

By: judson

judson — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 02:01:35 +0000

Wuts to splain? I’se a liddle twisted and I have a warped sents ob humor. I tries to keep it kleen fer the cheezpeeps but sumtymes I push delimit and fer dat Iz sawy. I fink the pshrinkologist would call dat Boundry Issues but dey are kwazy.

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:55:56 +0000

oh fank yew…….. ai iz tryin tew be pashunt………. *toe-tapping, toe-tapping*

ai moved frum a big house wif lots ob yard tew maintain……. den ai downsized sew wen ai retires ai duzznt has tew werry bout teh yard.. mai townhouse has teh postage stamp bakyard (15′ bai 30′)

teh ladee wuz here before did nuffin inna bak……. wuz onlee grabel n beauty bark an teh weeds an teh concrete pad outside teh slidin door. since it is mai onlee “view” ai decideded tew splurge an make it a pleshur tew luk at….. puttin pavers all over an hab a low wall cross teh bak fur “finishing” an teh rilly big trellis/bench fingee tew grow teh vineee stuffs on. will be bootiful wen is finished an plants in bunches ob pots an wisteria, hunnysuckle an jasmine growin awl ober teh trellis…… it will be teh ebolushun. ai bin buyin teh windchimes an fence decor…….. ai finkso teh pavers will be delivered dis week an him sed him hopes tew be dun by mid-september. *keeps fingers crossed* ai will takes many picks as it takes shape…….. fanks fur lettin me ramble on an on!!!

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:49:35 +0000

aim grateful fur my wun adn
onlee son who getz wizer
adn mor wunnrful ebry dai…
gud nite saweet peepz…

By: big-gladys

big-gladys — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:41:17 +0000

it tuk us 2 ears 2 redo teh hole yard adn 2 mani contractors 2 count. iz so berry niec nao wif awl teh flowers adn teh littul bumblebees awn teh flowrs adn teh birdies adn squirrelies. iz wurf teh effort. i hoepz ur contractor iz werkeeng berry fast 2 get ‘er done 4 u 2 enjoi.

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:34:14 +0000

ai likes dat wun!!! ai will be grateful wen teh contractor finishes mai patio sew ai can sit onit…….. an ai will be grateful fur teh flowering beauty in teh pots

in teh meentime ai am grateful fur teh boootiful beads dat ai am abul tew find to combine fur teh purty jooolry

By: big-gladys

big-gladys — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:29:56 +0000

iz gr8 eyedea. got me thru soem ob teh hard teims in mai lief. Can ai ad won? 2) ai am gr8ful 4 teh warm way teh sun shinez on mai faec earlee in teh morneeng wehn ai sit on mai pateeo.

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:14:05 +0000

aifinkso a gratitude liszt wud be gud tew keep around

jus wun a day wud be gud…..an makes yew focus onna gud

den as dey bilds up yew has teh remembries to bring yew back tew teh gud!!

1) ai am grateful fur teh lurve ob mai 4 legged dotter, mamakitty

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:12:06 +0000

oooh and yummmmmmmmmmi tu
taht stuff yu beez sippin, yummmm

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:06:22 +0000

thaz a verreh gud start JanetCH4K’s
Gud memreez…keep em cummin…
cancel out teh bad 1’s wif teh gud!!
thaz wut i du… sumtymez i hav tu
reminz misef…akshully lotsa tymez!!

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:02:38 +0000

By Author Unknown

One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the LORD.

Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand: one belonging to him, and the other to the LORD.

When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints in the sand.

He noticed that many times along the path of his life there was only one set of footprints.

He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times in his life.

This really bothered him and he questioned the LORD about it:

“LORD, you said that once I decided to follow you, you’d walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life,there is only one set of footprints. I don’t understand why when I needed you most you would leave me.”

The LORD replied: “My son, my precious child, I love you and I would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you.”

By: big-gladys

big-gladys — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:01:12 +0000

oooooooh. iz berry yum, yummie. *sip, sip, sip* who carez about awl teh colessterawl. teh diet starts 2morrow! am glad it comez in a lick quid form. aifinks ai shulda had soem wehn ai was in italy wif mai hubbeh awn our hunkneemoon. gues eye’ll haf 2 maek mia own – affer ai helpz maiself 2 sum moar of JCH4Ks. tanks 4 teh recipee linkie jamamakitty.

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:56:59 +0000

http://www.beyondblue.org.au/index.aspx?

By: D.R.

D.R. — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:55:43 +0000

Pass me sum toylit paper, plzk?

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:54:18 +0000

yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

By: big-gladys

big-gladys — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:53:33 +0000

cweenmj, u bee teh bestest kind ov mewtant ter iz – teh kind wif teh soopersize freenly jean. Tanks 4 teh {{{{}}}} down der.
*whispers* u eben figured owt my naem. iz relly big-glad-i-iz.

By: MarthaV

MarthaV — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:52:42 +0000

Heerz da linkee:
http://www.beyondblue.org.au/index.aspx?link_id=2

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:51:59 +0000

It iz usuallee laik a kind ov pudding – but in Italee, yoo can awlso find it find it quite – liquidee – an yoo can sip it, too.

Zabaglione
[zah-bahl-YOH-nay] is a simple Italian dessert made of egg yolks, sugar and Marsala wine and served warm. The French refer to this as Sabayon and it is used as a dessert or a sauce. Other variations include the addition of whipped egg whites to lighten the dish, as well as a frozen version.

By: MarthaV

MarthaV — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:51:45 +0000

Ohai Oobark. Here in Oz wii hab an organisation cawlled ‘Beyond Blue’. Itz helps lotz uv peepl bai helpin dem unnerstan whut dey is goin thru. Dey don’t hab docterz n stuf, jus infermasion. U mite like to hab a look.

Ai will tri tu put onna linkee in separate comment in case weirdpretzel eatz it. Utherwize jus google beyondblue.

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:50:46 +0000

BG, heer is recipe……… ai finkso cud be high in kolestrol…… how bout sum ice tea? mai bff maded sum iced chai yesterday…….. wuz berri gud

http://www.elise.com/recipes/archives/000746zabaglione.php

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:48:01 +0000

Well – no. But ai am planning to get a scannur soon – an THen they will be awn mai pewtr! An ai hav nawt furgotten yur most kind offer ov halp! Just bin too bizzee. Hope to hav sum moar taim reel SOON!!!!!

An joyne teh modern whirrllled!

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:47:05 +0000

ai haz met yew……… an ai dint notiss inny unusuul umount ob finners n toeses, jus thot it mite help yew count… ai cud loan yew mai finners n toeses tew!! HA!

By: Raven

Raven — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:46:46 +0000

you be thinkin to dig deeperz in ta litter so you canz hid.

By: big-gladys

big-gladys — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:45:30 +0000

ai nawt noes waht zabaglione iz, butt wif awl dat *sip, sip, sip* u doin, it shore mus bee goooooood.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:44:59 +0000

Ohai, Phillipe! Ai’m off to sum fyrewerks in a fyoo minits.
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Ai think Oobarks problim iz taht he duzznt hav those peeple there to halp him. Menee peepl dont, yoo know. An then it iz verree hard fur them.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:41:01 +0000

Then AI am”glad” taht ai browt teh Zabaglione at teh bottom ov the “board” list!! Wud yoo awl laik sum? It’s reelee kwite deellishun – tho nawt nootrishuus!
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*sip sip sip* *thinks deep thots about happiness* *sip sip sip* It iz so stranj waht exactlee can maek us happee. *sip sip* Ai wuz driving – sum fyew yeers ago *sip sip* frum Stuttgart to Salzburg. *sip* An suddenlee, ai felt lite az a feather *spI and ai NOO that ai wuz TOTALEE an without ene rezervashun *sip* compleetelee happee. It iz indeed a wunderful feline.
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*sip* Teh awnlee kweschun is – hao to keep it?? *pondurs som moar*

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:40:53 +0000

ohai eberybuddy — ai just passing by and wants to second what eberybuddy, specially cweenmj, is saying here. it can be so hard, though, to know yerself if you has just a sad, a pleh feeling, a no-enerjy kind of feeling that will pass, or if yew has a depress … when you is in the middle of it. Wun of teh most valuable things yew can have is teh help from those who care about you at times like that.
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so, hey, oobark!! we cares about you!!

By: big-gladys

big-gladys — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:40:10 +0000

aiguesso. iz nawt sine ob weekness tho. iz sine ob health adn strength 2 want 2 get better aifinkso.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{awl teh nawthappee peeps who needz 2 aks 4 help}}}}}}}}}}}

By: sparkysmom

sparkysmom — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:39:06 +0000

Oobark – ai here yur voyse inna mai hed- sownds
jest iek Eeyore ! (maeks mii giggle )
yoo cum rite ober heer an sit wit mii- cum on,
ai has byootimus tree kittehs fur da snorgling- -
witch one yoo wantz furst?
ai gotz da whyte velvet kitteh (pinky)
ana da huge gray very floofy kitteh (da brayne)
an mai Moussee kitteh wif da veri dark brown
long shiny hares wit a tiny whyte jabot unner himz
chinn- – -
ak tew ally ai wantz da moussee kitteh for mi
yoo can snorgle one a da udder ones
an ai has luverlee bloo an perpill an green sawftee
floofy blankee, wii wraps yoo in-
WHOOPSI ! sawwy ai ax i dent lee tikled yoo!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:38:04 +0000

Wut kind uv mewtantz u fink wii b???????
2500 finnerz adn pinkeez on tuu peepz??

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:36:45 +0000

onleee sew seh can count all ob her frens!!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:33:30 +0000

Yoo want hur to taek hur sopts off???

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:33:19 +0000

{{{{{big-gladys}}}}}
(u even haz a glad in ur name!!!)

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:31:25 +0000

dats berry ubserbant ob yew, BG!! duz peeps fink it is sine ob weekness tew get halps fer nawthappiness??

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:29:19 +0000

take yer shooos off!! and den teh supts tew!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:28:58 +0000

Ai know! Ai hav SEBRAL frenz an relativs laik that. An ai KNOW, If ai cnat, iv ai can’t maek tehm taek care ov themselves, ai will sumday – sumhao – hav to pik up teh peeces.

By: big-gladys

big-gladys — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:28:39 +0000

Seams 2 me taht nobodie ebber haz consernz wehn it coems 2 taekeeng medisin 4 beeing sik wif cold, oar wif strep froat, oar CC 4bid getteeng hepl 4 cancer, oar teh obber siks. But it stranglee seams 2 bee diffurunt wehn teh emoshun sied of lief bee nawt workeeing sew well. depreshun iz jus teh saem az ani obber illness. Iz okai 2 c a doctor 4 strep froat; iz okai 2 c a doctor 4 teh sad taht does nawt go awai. Prolly moar important 4 teh sadz since tehy nawt sew eazi 2 fix wifout teh doctor.
I has a happee tath u got help cweenmj. I hoep Oobark getz help 2. ebben dough ai am new hear, he alwayz seams sew sad in such a happee plaec. U hear dat, Oobark???/? Iz okai to aks 4 help frum teh doctor adn ur cheezfrens.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:26:53 +0000

Hooz cownting???
not mii, i kant cownt dat hi!

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:26:42 +0000

otay j-pak, iz yer pikshurs onna digital camra? duz yew hab dem on yer puter?

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:26:38 +0000

LOL!! Fur shur! Yoo will NEBBER hav teh taim to get board!!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:24:17 +0000

We hav several blak walnut trees. A coupla yeers ago we had to cut wun down – it wuz hollow inside. An nao we hav relee grate autdoor planterz. Ai will post a pkschur sum taim After yoo teech me hao to do it!!